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Joined 11-09-10, id: 2609787, Profile Updated: 02-02-11
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My profile...

I'm against profiling of any kind; racial, agist, informational. *clears throat*

I've been told I have a Roman profile. Does that mean my nose is big?

If I am to decide between one thing or another, and I weigh my options, does that mean I should put them in a con-file and a pro-file?

Profilactic.

Tee hee ;)

Just a bored housewife with questionable tact and a horrible work ethic. I'm also self-deprecating to an astonishing extent. I love to laugh at myself. I crack me up.

One Beat is my first try at FF. Story title also song of same name by the glorious Sleater-Kinney. They're a Washington based band. I feel it's apropos.

Link to song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpLhrLzSaFQ





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Coincidental Major by m7707 reviews
A tale about a hockey-playing boy who loves his girl. This is Edward's story from Major Misconduct.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 193,272 - Reviews: 2984 - Favs: 2,264 - Follows: 1,293 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My Fake Boyfriend by Tombspike reviews
As best friend of one Rosalie Cullen, it's paramount I date...her brother. Rated M for dirty dreams. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,354 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Bella, Edward
One Beat reviews
Bella Swan: A less than ideal beauty, overnighted into stardom. Edward Cullen: Musician, lothario, and bored with everyone. But once he catches sight of Bella, he develops a plus-sized obsession. A tale of exploiting imperfections and carnal lust. AH, 18
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,015 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Bella, Edward