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Author has written 10 stories for Harry Potter, Ninja Turtles, Hobbit, X-Men: The Movie, Twilight, Transformers, and Game of Thrones.

Re-post this if you truly believe in God.

PenName: Purple 'N' Blue Wings. Wings for short.

Gender: female

Age: 17

I am also Angel from the profile Children of Darkness, which is an account shared with two of the best friends a girl could hope for. Star and Quasar, I LOVE you guys!

Without GOD, our week would be:

Sinday,

Mournday,

Tearsday,

Wasteday,

Thirstday,

Fightday,

Shatterday.

Repost this if you are not ashamed of GOD.

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.


Dear Friend,

I just had to write to tell you how much I love you and care for you. Yesterday, I saw you walking and laughing with your friends; I hoped that soon you'd want Me to walk along with you, too. So, I painted you a sunset to close your day and whispered a cool breeze to refresh you. I waited; you never called. I just kept on loving you.

As I watched you fall asleep last night, I wanted so much to touch you. I spilled moonlight onto your face trickling down your cheeks as so many tears have.You didn't even think of me; I wanted so much to comfort you.

The next day I exploded a brilliant sunrise into a glorious morning for you. But you woke up late and rushed off to work-you didn't even notice. My sky became cloudy and My tears were the rain.

I love you. Oh, if you'd only listen. I really love you. I try to say it in the quiet ofthe green meadow and in the blue sky. The wind whispers My love through out the tree tops and spills it into the vibrant colors of the flowers. I shout it to you in the thunder of the great waterfalls and composed love songs for birds to sing for you. I warm you with the clothing of My sunshine and perfume the air with nature's sweet scent. My love for you is deeper than the ocean and greater than any need in your heart. If you'd only realize how I care. I died just for you.

My Dad sends His love. I want you to meet Him. He cares,too. Fathers are just that way. So please call Me soon. No matter how long it takes, I'll wait because I love you.

Your Friend,

Jesus


obsessed with; Harry Potter1-7, everything Percy Jackson, allot of alternative music, the black magician trilogy and the deamon wars trilogy. As well as a load of other thigs that are different or fantacy related

despise: the twilight saga. the characters deserve to be put into psychiatric care and there is no plot line. this is why i believe there are so many fanfics in such a short space of time. people are trying to improve it. i also despise glee and high school musical, AND PEOPLE CALLING THE WELSH ENGLISH! WE ARE WELSH YOU IDIOTS!

Well, I'm obviously proud to be welsh- another thing you should know... my friends say i should be in a nice white jacket that lets me hug myself. I agree. It would be nice and warm, and the hugging part would make me feel warm. (The same goes for each of my friends... we aren't normal)

i accept all kinds of reviews, i view them as constructive criticism.

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Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in the tiune God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

My Forum page where I post challanges; http://www.fanfiction.net/myforums/Purple_N_Blue_Wings/2610323/

Please check it out!

KNOCK KNOCK!!
Who's there?
You know.
You know who?
Avada Kadavra!!

Max, I think we both know your parents aren’t missionaries.” –FBI investigator
“No? Well, for God’s sake, don’t tell them. They’d be crushed. Thinking they’re doing the Lord’s work, and all.” –Max

If I were trapped in a single room with two tigers, you, and a gun with two bullets I'd shoot you twice.

Someone call Toys R Us, they want their Barbie back

I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.

If two wrongs dont make a right, try three.

Borrow money from pessimists- they dont expect to get it back!

Live life like it's your last day, love like you've never been hurt, and laugh so hard it makes you cry. Life is beutiful but short, cherish every minute of it.

BITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message.

If you prey on the old, you're a coward. If you prey on the young, you're just pathetic. If you prey on the weak, you're even weaker. But if you prey on my friends, you're history.

When you are sad, I will dry your tears. When you are scared, I will comfort your fears. When you are worried, I will give you hope. When you are confused, I will help you cope. When you are lost and can't see the light, I will be your beacon shining ever so bright. This is my oath, I shall pledge until the end. You ask why? Because you are my friend.

In Remembrance

In Remembrance to Severus Snape…
…A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor…
...without all the red and gold crap.
In Remembrance to Fred Weasley…
…Who fought bravely to the very end….
…And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half…
…And will loyally await his soul mate and brother…
…with many jokes…
...he's got forever to think of them, right?
In Remembrance to Dobby…
…Who was more free and full of love…
...than any elf, and most humans.
In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin…
...the last real Marauder...
…who was not just a wonderful father…
….a incredible husband and brave hero…
...as well as a freakin' awesome werewolf.
In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks…
…who died for ‘the greater good’…
...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.
In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody…
…who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive…
...and scared the crap out of some kids too.
In Remembrance of Tom Marvelo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort…
…who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger…
…but who got his ass thoroughly kicked in the end
In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore…
…whose past and wisdom confused us…
…whose seeming betrayal shocked us…
…but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end...
...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing.
In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange…
… because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra!
...She deserved everything she got and more.
In Remembrance of Colin Creevey…
…who we really didn’t know too well…
…but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war…
…so he must’ve done something good…
…besides stalking Harry.
In Remembrance of Hedwig…
...Harry actual first friend…
...who lived and died soaring.
In Remembrance of George's Ear...
...may he forever be 'holey'...
...at least Fred has some company...
...a little piece of George, to last him forever.


Post this if you are a true HP fan

The Harry Potter Pledge:

I promise to remember Harry

When someone grows up with no love

I promise to remember Ron

When someone is jealous

I promise to remember Hermione

When I meet someone with wisdom beyond their years

I promise to remember James and Lily

when someone dies before their time

I promise to remember Dumbledore

At the thought of the greater good

I promise to “Solemely Swear That I Am Up To No Good”

for Gred, Forge, and Padfoot of course

I promise to remember Moony

And fight for human rights

I promise to remember Snape

When My heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Narcissa

When I’d do anything for family

I promise to remember Tonks

When someone is hyper

I promise to remember Hedwig,

who lived and died soaring

I promise to remember Percy

When ambition gets the best of me

I promise to be careful

For Moody’s sake, of course

I promise to remember Hagrid

When one is wrongly blamed

I promise to remember Neville

when I stand up for what is right

I promise to remember the Marauders

When a friend says “Call me and I’ll be there.”

Yes I promise that I will

remember Harry Potter


I don't care if you're gay or straight, everybody needs love.
I don't care if you're diseased with an incurable sickness, everybody deserves a chance.
I don't care if you're ugly or pretty, everybody has flaws.
I don't care if you're black or white, everybody has the same capabilities.
I don't care if you're weird, everybody needs to change.
I don't care if you're rich or poor, everybody needs warmth.
I don't care if you're different, everybody is.

"He handed her 11 red roses and one fake rose, he said ‘I will love you until the last rose dies."

"Wedding? I love a wedding. Drinks all round!"

"I'm a Pirate love- Savvy?"

"Of all the things I’ve lost… I miss my mind the most."

"Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas."

"Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!"

"When in doubt, push random buttons!"

"When you talk to God, that's religion. When God talks to you, that's psychotic."

"Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies."

When you were 5, your mom gave you a ice cream cone. You thank her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.
When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming class to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.
When you were 10, your mom payed for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.
When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night.
When you were 14, your mom payed for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.
When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.
When you were 17, your mom drove you to the mall and gave you her credit card. You thanked her by maxing it out.
When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.
When you were 20, your mom drove you to collage. You thanked her by saying good-bye to her outside the drom so you wouldn't have to say bye in front of your friends.
When you were 26, your mom payed for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.
When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents became to children.
Then, one day, she quietly died and everything you did came crashing down on you.
If YOU love your mom, re-post this and if you don't, you won't care if your mom dies, will you?

WHAT EACH KISS MEANS
-Kiss on the stomach; I'm ready.
-Kiss on the Forehead; I hope we're together forever.
-Kiss on the Ear; You're my everything.
-Kiss on the Cheek; We're friends.
-Kiss on the Hand; I adore you.
-Kiss on the Neck; We belong together.
-Kiss on the Shoulder; I want you.
-Kiss on the Lips; I love you.What the gesture means...
-Holding Hands; We definitely like each other.
-Slap on the Butt; That's mine.
-Holding on tight; I don't want to let go.
-Looking into each other's Eyes; I just plain like you.
-Playing with Hair; Tell me you love me.
-Arms around the Waist; I like you too much to let go.
-Laughing while Kissing; I am completely comfortable with you.Advice;
Don't ask for a kiss, take one.
If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
you're definitely in Love.Requirements;
Post this again after reading!!
Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now
and can't get them out of your head
then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are
missing will surprise you.
Repost this as "what each kiss means''

"MENtal anxiety, MENtal breakdown, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... Did you ever notice how all of out problems begin with MEN?"

Love your enemies... it pisses them off.

Angry people need hugs (or sharp objects).

Don't smoke and throw the butts on the floor. The cockroches are getting cancer!

An apple a day keeps everyone away, as long as you throw them hard enough.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it.

"Doctors say I have multiple personalties. We disagree with that."

"It doesnt matter whether the glass is half empty or half full,just drink it and get it over with."

"I'm not afraid of Death.What's he gonna do, kill me?"

"Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery."

"Firefighter: At one point we decided to fight fire with fire... Well...basically... your house burned even faster."

"I’m not paranoid… WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!"

"Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that."

"Whose sick joke was it for the fear of long words to be called hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia?"

"You know it’s going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor."

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventilated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this.

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.

I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed.

Most teenagers today complain about how fat they are. If you're happy with your body and don't flip out if you eat something with more than 200 calories, then post this in your profile.

If you believe adoption is more preferable than abortion, put this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.

If you have ever considered going to the dark side since they have cookies, copy this onto your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room for no reason copy this into your profile

If with no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, copy this into your profile.

Insanity is defined as doing the same things over and over again and expecting different results. If you're insane, copy this onto your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

I'm the kind of person who walks into a door and apologizes.

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just one review, paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives whatsoever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it have written, and you are one of the aforementioned people, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could have clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you're easily confused or confuzzled add this to you're profile

If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.

If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into ya profile.

98 of teens won't stand up for God ... Repost this if you're one of the 2 who will.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever sat in a class and poked the person in front of you just for fun, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this into your profile.

If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever been hit by a parked car copy and paste this into your profile.

If your right mind has ever had a fight with ur left mind copy it into your profile.

If you listen to and talk back to the voices in your head and find nothing wrong with it because you know they're there, put this in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

kissing is healthy.bananas are good for period pain.it's good to cry.chicken soup actually makes you feel better.94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.lying is actually unhealthy.you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.chocolate will make you feel better.most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.a good friend never judges.a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.boys aren't worth your tears.we all love surprises.Now... make a wish.Wish REALLY hard!!WISH WISH WISH WISHYour wish has just been recieved.Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...Your wish will be granted

Paper may beat rock, but cannon ball make big hole in paper.

The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen!

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

Don’t follow me, I’m lost too.

This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob.

-93 percent of teens would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent who would say, "What was your first clue?" Copy and paste this into your profile.

-98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

-92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy this into your profile if you'd be part of the 8 percent laughing your ass off.

Sayings...for shirts or otherwise...mostly shirts:

Foxy

The voices in my head say you have mental problems

I will not obey the voices in my head

I do not suffer insanity...I enjoy every minute of it

I hate nothing...just dislike with a passion of a thousand suns

If life hands you limes...make a martini

You’re just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you

Sarcasm in your body’s natural defence against stupidity

I’m nobody...nobody’s perfect...so I’m BETTER THEN YOUUUUU

Stupidity killed the cat curiosity was blamed

I’m not random I just have many thoughts

I hear voices and they don’t like you

Mirrors don’t talk...and luckily for you they don’t laugh

Bravery is just a nice way of saying stupidity

Ambition is just a lame excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy

You laugh because I’m different. I laugh because you’re an idiot

Damn straight I’m good in bed...I can sleep for days

It wasn’t me

Better to sleep on what you intend to do...then to stay awake over what you’ve done.

Try? There is no try. Do or do not.

Smile. It confuses people

Why be difficult when with just a little bit of effort you can be impossible

With a face like yours, who’d want to be human?

Speaking is not communication

Silence is golden but duct tape is silver, so make my day golden and colour it with silver.

Boys are like trees – they take fifty years to grow up

Boys are like slinkies – useless but fun to watch fall down the stairs

It’s nice to be important, but it’s more important to be nice

It’s the little voices that tell me to go SHOPPING!

Families are like fudge... mostly sweet with a few nuts

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception

How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he’s lost?

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain

Work interests me; I could just sit and watch it all day long

When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell

When life gives you lemons, read them, then send back a critique... (Thanks Contramancer)

Borrow money from pessimists... they don't expect it back

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some of them just don't have film!

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

Suicide is man's way of telling God, 'you can't fire me - I quit’

The trouble with life is there's no background music

Remember, today is the tomorrow you were worried about yesterday

Foot: A special device for finding furniture in the dark

When I was born, I was so surprised; I didn't talk for a year and a half

A woman's guess is much more accurate than a man's certainty

Man has will, but woman has her way

The only way to make your PC go faster is to throw it out a window

Start every day with a smile and get it over with

The road to success is always under construction

Cats regard people as warm-blooded furniture

Death is more universal than life; everyone dies, but not everyone lives

Never knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run away! Death really hates that!

Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more

I never cease to be dumbfounded by the unbelievable things people believe

The road to success is lined with many tempting parking spaces

In ancient times, cats were worshiped as gods. They have not forgotten this

We are not retreating. We are advancing in another direction

There are no stupid questions. Just stupid people

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman

It's mind over matter. If i don't mind you, then you don't matter

When everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something

Death is hereditary

There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side, and the right side

When you’re right, no one remembers. When you’re wrong, no one forgets

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when no one is looking

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them. YAY!!

Big girls don't cry- we get even

I’m rubber, you’re glue, and whatever you say bounces of me and sticks to YOU!

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird

Parents spend three years teaching kids how to stand up and speak, and the rest of their lives telling them to sit down and shut up.

I came, I saw, I kicked their asses.

Always remember you are unique...just like everyone else.

Don’t judge a book by its movie.

Do you have an off button?

Chaos, panic, disorder...my work is done here

Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk by again?

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd.

I’m bringing Sexy back!

Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? I just want to know who the hell is drinking my damn soda.

Just because you’re paranoid doesn't mean they aren’t out to get you!

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Truth is always stranger than fiction.

Death is but a door...it swings both ways.

I like the insanity but stop the stupidity!

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door.

Order is for the stupid, true geniuses live in chaos.

Death is for those with nothing better to do.

In the end the world as we know it doesn’t exist.

This is not something to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown, with great force!

Those who live by the sword get shot by those that don't.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone whose life has given them vodka, and have a party!

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

When life gives you lemons, give them back and DEMAND CHOCOLATE.

When life gives you lemons, give them back and demand cash.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

LOOK MA, NO BRAIN!

It takes a big man to cry, but it takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man.

Death is a way of God telling you not to be a wise guy.

That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again.

Its tourist season, so why can't I shoot them?

If at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished.

Don't play dumb with me, I'll always win.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.

Evening news is where they tell you 'good evening' then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

Join the army, visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?

Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your kids.

They didn't let me out; they just gave me a day pass!

There are three kinds of people: those who can count, and those who can't.

A day without sunshine, is like, night.

According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist.

All those who believe in psycho kinesis raise my hand.

BAD COP! NO DONUT!

Confucius say: "Man who stands on toilet is high on pot!"

Corduroy Pillows: they’re making headlines!

Do not play leap frog with a unicorn.

Elvis has left the planet.

Florida: We're number one! Wait! Recount!

Gravity is a myth: the Earth sucks.

Horn broken: watch for Finger!

I have the body of a God...Buddha...

It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then it's hilarious!

A good friend will come and bail you out of jail… but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying “damn…that was fun”

333 I’m only half evil

Don’t take life too seriously. It isn’t permanent

I don’t have a drinking problem; I get drunk I pass out no problem.

Yesterday is another country, Borders are now closed.

I don’t play dumb, I always lose.

Nuttier then a fruitcake

Spoon!

Right now I've got amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

Time is what keeps things from happening all at once.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

When choosing between two evils I always like to go for the one I've never tried before.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

Be kind to your offspring. They get to choose your nursing home.

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of cheques.

Cancer cures smoking.

Constipated people don't give a crap.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

Do old men wear boxers or briefs? - Depends.

Don't steal. The government hates the competition.

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.

I bet I can stop gambling.

I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to become a vegetarian.

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.

Your kid may be an honour student but you're still an idiot.

If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made with meat?

Few women admit their age, few men act it.

Vegetarians taste better.

I do whatever my rice crispies tell me to.

Elvis shot JFK.

So many people...so few comets

Comfort the disturbed. Disturb the comfortable.

A waist is a terrible thing to mind.

It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.

You non-conformists are all alike.

Love: Two vowels, two consonants, two fools.

Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

Pride is what we have. Pity is what others have.

Forget about world peace . . . visualize using your turn signal.

Sex is like pizza, when it's bad it's still kinda good.

Warning: Dates on calendar are closer than they appear.

Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

We have enough youth, how about a fountain of "smart."

Jesus loves you! But everyone else thinks you're an asshole.

Spandex: A privilege, not a right.

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

At a nudist wedding everyone can see who the best man is.

Caution: I know karate...and six other Chinese words.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

Never visit a doctor who can't keep her office plants alive.

Dyslexics of the world unite!

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

Very funny Scotty, now beam down my clothes.

Puritanism: the haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

We are Microsoft. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.

Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" . . . until you can find a rock.

The early bird may get the worm, but it's the second mouse that gets the cheese.

Follow your dream...Unless it's the one where you're at work only wearing underwear during a fire drill.

Forecast for tonight: dark.

I always wanted to be a procrastinator but I never got around to it.

I don't get even, I get odder.

If marriage was outlawed only outlaws would have in-laws.

If Noah had been truly wise, he would have swatted those two flies.

Don't drink and park. Accidents cause people.

If your nose runs and your feet smell you were probably built upside down.

I like you but I wouldn't want to see you working with sub-atomic particles.

"Auntie Em: Hate you; hate Kansas, taking the dog." - Dorothy

Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

In just two days tomorrow will be yesterday.

Last night I played a blank tape full blast. The mime next door went nuts.

I'm not broke I'm just having an out of money experience.

My inferiority complex is not nearly as good as yours.

Ignoring bullshit is wrong, bullshit makes the flowers grow, and that's beautiful.

If you can't baffle them with brilliance, befuddle them with bullshit.

People will believe anything if you whisper it.

Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

I intend to live forever. So far, so good

If you ain't makin' waves, you ain't kickin' hard enough

Quantum Mechanics: the stuff dreams are made of

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have

24 hours in a day... 24 beers in a case... coincidence?

If you choke a Smurf what colour does it turn?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Energizer Bunny arrested. Charged with battery

For Sale: Parachute, only used once, never opened, small stain

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

Black holes are where God divided by zero.

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

Someday we'll look back on all this, and plough into a parked car.

Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.

Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.

Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he/she isn't there the first time you need them, chances are you won't need him/her again.

I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the Escape key.

Everybody is somebody else's weirdo

If you're going to do something wrong, have fun doing it.

You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP

A true friend stabs you in the front

Cry me a river, build a bridge, and jump off it.

I take a simple view of living. It is to keep your eyes open and get on with it.

You can't say that civilization doesn't advance, however, for in every war they kill you in a new way.

To some, death may be a blessing, to others, a vice. Me? I think death is a necessity.

They condemn what they do not understand

There are a few ways to silence the screams. Bullets happen to be one of the more efficient methods.

What if the hokey-pokey really is what it's all about?

My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth.

Friends are like stars, they come and go but the ones that stay are the ones that glow.

Caution: Handicapped people will be eaten by crocodiles below.

Out of my mind, please leave a message.

Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.

I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly.

Hate, a kind of love given to people who are dumb.

Scatter me across the sky, and I'll shine all night, and just like a star, I'll end up falling for you.

If you don't laugh at yourself, I'll be glad to do it for you. :)

When you stressed just... YODEL!

Don't hit kids. No, seriously, they have guns now.

Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why.

Have fun, laugh at things that aren't funny, and make a HUGE loser out of yourself in public.

Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.

Anyone can make you smile, anyone can make you cry, but it takes someone real special to make you cry with tears in your eyes.

People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers.

Pictures fade away but memories are FOREVER!

Take candy, not drugs.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel it.

My imaginary friend thinks you have problems.

Caution: water on road during rain.

WARNING: Children left unattended will be sold to the circus.

The worst part about being lied to is knowing you're not worth the truth.

If your heart was really broken you'd be dead, so be quiet...

If you're gonna be two faced, sweetie, at least make one of them pretty.

Even the best fall down sometimes.

Dementors: Turning people emo since 370 B.C.

A friend helps you up when you fall down. A best friend laughs and trips you again.

Live your life with arms wide open; you never know what might be thrown at you...

I don't have a dog... I eat my own homework.

I'm not random; I just have many tho- OH A SQUIRREL!

Please: Don't throw your cigarette butts on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer.

Weapon of choice, Hmmmm... I'd have to say... SPORK!

Save the earth, it's the only place with chocolate!

Do NOT label me, I'm no soup can!

Elmo watches you from your closet.

People who say guns kill are silly. I'd be pretty freaked out to see a gun running down the road shooting everyone!

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If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason put this on your profile.

If you have ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you are really random put this on your profile.

This is a true story. All schools have a class clown, someone that gets on everyones nerves and that no one likes. There was one of these boys in this one school. Nobody liked him at all. He had no friends, the teachers hated him for his disruptiveness, and the students found him annoying beyond belief. He never seemed to care. One day, he had finally stepped on his teachers last nerve. What the teacher did was make everyone in the class stand up and tell the boy something they didn't like about him. As each of the thirty students stood up and said something about him they didn't like, he only sat and didn't seem to mind. All of the students did it.

That day, when school was out, the boy went home, grabbed his dads gun, and shot himself in the head.

If you think that the teacher was to blame, and that what she did was morally wrong and completely shameful, copy and paste this into your profile. Then, if you would have been the one to stand up and say "I'm not going to do this" then add your username to the list. Antire5, EmoWolves of Shadow, Killercat-nya, Juura99, Ezlyluved96 (aka Renae), MyNameIsLambo, Crystal Prime, Fox of Magic, Purple 'N' Blue Wings,

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, Moon-Freak00, clam theif, sparky-chan123, hittocerebattosai, psychoticKisshu, BakurasLoyalServant, mystickitsune92, Purple 'N' Blue Wings

There was once a girl named Ashley who had a boyfriend named Jack.

Jack was the most popular guy in school.

The three most popular girls were Courtney, ASHLEY, and Emma.

Jack thought of Ashley as OKAY, but he REALLY liked Courtney.

Courtney liked jack also.

Well, of course she did, everyone did!

Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies.

Courtney tried to steal Jack away every time she had a chance to.

One day, Courtney asked Jack if he wanted to go to the movies.

Ashley heard everything...what movie theater and what time.

Ashley approached the movies that night and followed Jack and Courtney.

Ashley sat right behind them.

She watched them get close to each other and kiss...not only kiss, but practically get it on in the theater.

Courtney told Jack: "Do you want to come to my place and skip this boring movie?" He replied": "Hell, yes."

Ashley had peeked through Courtney's window.

Jack and her were messing around and Ashley watched the whole thing.

The next day at school Ashley wasn't there.

For the next few days Ashley wasn't there.

A week later her mother found her in her closet dead...she committed suicide because she had loved Jack so much.

Next to Ashley's dead body was a note.

A note that read: My dearest Jack, I watched you at the movie and at Courtney's house and I will continue to watch you.

I never thought you would do something like this to me.

I really loved you, Jack.

I died for you just like Jesus died for us.

Always with you, Ashley.

Please forward this or Ashley will haunt you and try to kill you because she wants everyone to know about Courtney


Eventually, Jack mustered the courage to ask, “So, Doc. Is there a reason I should avoid using the sonic dish cleaner for this mess?”

The Doctor blinked, and slowly replied, “No, I don’t suppose that there is. Not as such.”

Jack regarded him carefully

“Will it explode, or otherwise emit radiation outside of its intended operational parameters?”

The Doctor shook his head.

“Travel unexpectedly in space or time for no apparent reason?”

The Doctor shook his head again.

“Commit grievous harm upon my flatware? And I include mysteriously painting it pink in that category, just so we’re clear.”

Another shake of the Doctor’s head, his eyes innocently wide, as if he couldn’t imagine why Jack would be asking him.

“Good enough for me,” Jack said, and began stacking dishes.

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Never meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.”

The Mutant and the Witch clothes: Harriets outfit in chapter 2:

- Harriet's outfit for chapter 3

harriet’s dress for Fleur and Bill’s wedding.

Why am I not surprised?

Set for Prom outfit for Halo-

Set for Halo, a day at High schol-

Wepon Nine:

A set for Ebony-

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

Why is it, that the good looking ones are allways either taken, gay or fictional?

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; I'm not sure about the universe.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

Scared to remember, terrified to forget

God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women.

Heaven doesnt wan't me and Hell is afraid I'll take over.

Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is humans way of saying you can't fire me, I quit.

Don’t mess with me I've got a stick.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't

I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either.

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

Harry Potter RULES!

FEMALE COMEBACKS!!
Pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

"Forget the shooty dog thing."-Mr Finch (krillitane) commenting on K-9 in 'School Reunion'

"Oh my God...I'm the tin dog"-Mickey Smith on realising his true role in the TARDIS in the same episode

"You bad dog!"-Mr Finch

"Affirmative"-K-9's reply after blowing up the poisonous Krillitane oil in the same episode

"Daleks have no concept of elegance!"- Dalek Thay

"This is obvious"- Cyber unit 1066/1065- Daleks and Cybermen arguing in 'Doomsday'

"Its like Stephen Hawking meets the speaking clock!" Mickey Smith in the same episode

"You may throw my hat if you like mr Gibbs."- Jack Sparrow

-Gibbs throws hat-

"Now go and get it."- Jack Sparrow in POTC 3 after the battle of the maelstrom and destruction of the endeavour.

"End of the universe, have fun, bye-bye!" The Master at the end of Utopia as he is pinching the TARDIS.

"I believe 'die bitch' conveys my feelings properly"

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."

"Shut up voices! Or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again"

To put it nicely, I hope you choke

"True love is when you don't want to sleep because real life is so much better than a dream"

Suburbs are areas where they cut down trees and then name the streets after them

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn

"Heaven doesn't want me and hell is afraid I'll take over."

Laughing is something you do while torturing somebody, slow and painfully

Blood is red, bruises are blue, my dear sweet arch nemesis; a violent death is the only death for you

Don't piss off an Anger Management Class, drop-out.

I'm not crazy.I'm psychotic.There's a difference.

Women go into marriage expecting men to change, and they don't. Men go into marriages expecting women to stay the same, but they don't.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

There's nothing that can't be fixed by:A)duct tape B)chocolate or C)running it over.I prefer option C.

The reason I'm still here is because Heaven doesn't want me,and Hell's afriad I'll take over.

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday.

Don't get mad;Get sadistic.

My mind isn't twisted, it's sprained.

Common sense is the enemy of comedy.

Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an ART

My attention span is just short enough to annoy you and ignore you at the same time.

Knowledge is power;Power is the root of all evil.Therefore study evil and excel at it.

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.

If you read people's profiles, looking for things to copy and paste to your own, copy and paste this already!

If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile.

Chocolate is YUMMY! If you are a chocoholic, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you realize that copy and pasting things to your profile is totally pointless, and yet you do it anyways, pointlessly copy and paste this to your profile.

If several inanimate objects just seem to hate you (STUPID LOCKER!) copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think having wings would be one of the COOLEST THINGS EVER, copy this to your profile.

What is this 'kindness speak of?

Why don't you slip into something comfortable;like a coma.I will gladly help you.

Define 'normal'

When in doubt...throw a chair.

If the opposite of pro is con, what's the opposite of Progress?

Only two things are infinite:1)The universe.2)Human stupidity

There are few problems that can not be solved with large amounts of explosives.

Boys don't fall for me; I trip them.

It's always darkest before dawn...so if your gonna steal your neighbor's news paper that's the time to do it.

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

Keep smiling;It makes people wonder what your up to.

Catch a man a fish, and you sell it to him. Teach a man to fish and you ruin a wonderful business opportunity.

Art, like morality, consists in drawing the line somewhere

Anyone can write. But to capture an audience with so much power, spirit and feeling that they forget everything around them - that is a true gift.

I can forgive, and I can forget, but I want you to know, you've lost my respect.

Man is the only animal that laughs and weeps, for he is the only animal that is struck with the difference between how things are and how they ought to be.

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

Reeses Pieces, Coco Puff, mess with me; I’ll fuck you up.

Got a problem with me? Solve it. Think I’m trippin’? Tie my shoes. Can’t stand me? Sit down. Can’t face me? Then turn the fuck around!

You sit and listen while I talk about fictional characters like they actually exist.

Yes I am insane, but sometimes I have these periods of boredom where I have to act normal like you.

They say murderers are loners...OF COURSE THEY'RE LONERS! THEY'VE BEEN KILLING PEOPLE!!

Animals were created to love those that nobody else wants.

Why kill them with kindness when using a chainsaw is a lot cooler?

When I start killing off the human race, you'll be sorry you weren't nicer to me

Neither guns, nor knives, nor axes kill people. The people living just next door or sitting next to you at work are the ones that kill people.

Roses are red, violets are blue,St. Valentine was beheaded, and you should be too.

DRAGON PRIDE METER:
Too . . . high . . . to count . . .
If you're proud to be a dragon lover, stick this onto your profile

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

Harry Potter: Oath

I promise to remember Tonks

Each time time I knock something down.

And I promise to remember Charlie Weasley

Whenever I'm out of town.

I promise not to obey traffic laws

For Sirius's sake of course.

And I promise to remember Lupin

When my heart fills with remorse.

I promise to remember Arthur

Whenever I am at St Mungo's Room.

And I promise to remember the Weasley Twins

Every time fireworks boom.

I promise to remember Lily

When I see someone that holds pure beauty,

And I promise to remember Dobby

Whenever a pair of socks spots me.

I promise to remember Teddy

When I see someone with turquoise hair.

And I promise to remember Molly

When someone tells me they care.

I promise to remember Ginny

Whenever bogey hexes are unfurled.

And I promise to remember the Death Eaters

When someone speaks of dominating the world.

Yes I promise to love Harry Potter

Wherever I may go.

So that all may see my obsession

Because I know what the wizards know.


Kids Are Quick

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

TEACHER: Glen, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLEN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLEN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!

TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher

Johnny was in class one day, and the question the teacher asked her students was this: Does anyone know where God is? After asking this question only Johnny raised his whole arm and shook it back and forth, excitedly. The teacher knowing that Johnny was quite percocious and leary of calling upon him, she continued to solicit answers from the rest of her class. No other children responded. Reluctanly, she then asked Johnny where God was?

His answer was that God was in the bathroom. Surprised and reluctant, she then asked Johnny to explain. He answered, that every morning when he gets up, he hears his father banging on the bathroom door yelling, god are you still in there?

7 Reasons Not to Mess with Small Children.

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."
"Yes," the class said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted,
"Cause your feet ain't empty."

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE. God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

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Warning: If zombies chase us, I'm tripping you.

If annoyed further, I shall spork your eyes out.

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THINGS I MUST NOT DO AT HOGWARTS AGAIN:

1. I will NOT sing “We’re off to see The Wizard” when I am sent to the headmasters office.

2. Dobby is NOT Yoda is disguise.

3. He is NOT Gollum either.

4. I will NOT bring a magic-8-ball to Divination Class.

5. My homework was NOT eaten by a werewolf. Especially when my teacher is Professor Lupin.

6. I will NOT tell the first years to make a tree-house in the Whomping Willow.

7. I will NOT give Lupin a flea collar.

8. Nor will I leave dog-biscuits on his desk.

9. If a classmate falls asleep I will NOT take advantage of this and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

10. Starting a betting-pool on the fate of this year’s Defence against the Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky. It is NOT a clever money-making concept.

11. I do NOT have a Dalek Patronus.

12. I will NOT teach House-Elves to impersonate Jar-Jar Binks.

13. Shouting “To Infinity and Beyond!” was only funny the first time I took off on a broom.

14. I will NOT refer to the summoning charm (Accio) as “The Force”.

15. “Springtime for Voldemort” is NOT an appropriate title for the school production.

16. I will NOT greet Prof. McGonagall with “What’s new Pussy-cat?”.

17. I will NOT send shampoo to Snape’s office, no matter how badly he needs it.

18. "Potter 6, Voldemort 0" is not a valid T-shirt slogan.

19. Even though they are easier to use and probably more effective, I will not use guns against the Death Eaters.

20. I will not charm Firenze pink and call him "My Little Pony."

21. No matter how funny it is I will NOT leave kitty litter in Prof. McGonagall’s office.

22. I will NOT dress up as Lord Voldemort for Halloween.

23. I will NOT ask Harry Potter if his “Scar-Senses” are tingling.

24. I will NOT call Dumbledore Santa Claus. Even if it is Christmas.

25. I will NOT tell Voldemort to “Get a life”.

26.I will NOT tell Draco Malfoy to 'make like a ferret and bounce'

27. I will NOT ask Aragog how things are going with his wife, Shelob.

28. I will NOT refer to DADA teachers as canaries in a coal mine.

29. “To conquer the earth with an army of flying monkeys” is not an appropriate career aspiration, even for a witch.

30. Providing Peeves with a case of Dungbombs was socially irresponsible and I will never do it again.

31. Gryffindor courage does not come in bottles marked ‘Firewhisky’. Charming the label does nothing.

32. The headmaster's name is Albus Dumbledore, NOT Gandalf.

33. I will stop calling the Weasley twins Merry and Pippin. I must also not call Ron and Harry, Frodo and Sam. I probably shouldn’t call Malfoy, Legolas either.

34. When Death Eaters are attacking Hogwarts, I will not point at the Dark Mark and say; To the Batmobile, Robin.

35. Remember: I am not allowed out of my dorm when Ministry Representatives are in the castle.

36. Taking Polyjuice Potion and walking up to the person you’re supposed to be and pretending to be a walking mirror or their long lost twin can make them go insane and is not a hilarious practical joke.

37. If I see a Dementor I must not hiss ‘Sssssshire...Bagginsss’.

38. The fact that Draco Malfoy is short, pale, blond and rat-faced is no reason for me to tell the Slytherins that Peter Pettigrew should be paying Narcissa child support.

39. I will NOT ask Professor Flitwick where Snow White is.

40. Asking Snape if his sister’s ok after that house fell on her is tasteless and will earn you a month of detention.

41. Shouting “Abracadabra” can be misheard and start a panic.

42. I cannot perform the Avada Kadavra curse, and pretending I can to people who annoy me is not funny, no matter how much they injure themselves diving for cover.

43. When applying for a post at the Ministry, I should not write “Fred and George Weasley” as my greatest influence at Hogwarts. Putting Lord Voldemort is probably not best either.

44. I am no longer to discuss my theory that Voldemort is Sauron’s second cousin.

45. The Bludger is not a bowling ball, and Snape is not a bowling pin. I am not to attempt to disprove this.


If you've ever cried when Tony Stark almost died...

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If you've ever compared a guy to a certain SHIELD agent...

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Things always happen for a reason right? So why do some people get a second chance at life? Did God think that that person deserves another chance or was it an accident? I'm not sure but does God recycle people or something? Like, lets say that you die young or you're murdered or had some lethal disease. Does God take their memories, wipe them squeaky clean, then put them in a baby so they can have a second chance? If you think this happens, put down your username:

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The Most Precious of Treasures by SapphireShelle91 reviews
Bilbo is thought to have died during the Battle of the Five Armies, but in reality she has returned home to Shire, believing that she has been forever banished from her friends sides and that they are far better off believing that she is indeed dead. Bagginsshield with Fem!Bilbo. Full Summary inside.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 70 - Words: 261,832 - Reviews: 1934 - Favs: 1,722 - Follows: 1,916 - Updated: 18h - Published: 3/14/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Frodo. B
Loki's Little Mischief by the-bonny-wordsmith reviews
A lost piece of Norse Mythology from the Golden Age of Asgard, with an angsty Marvel!Loki on the brink of an internal disintegration as he struggles with his lack of self-worth. He begins a journey that he does not understand and cannot complete. Meanwhile, a nymph called Káta battles her prejudices, and struggles to help the most unconventional God she will ever meet.
Crossover - Norse Mythology & Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 46 - Words: 196,068 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/30 - Published: 7/14/2012 - [Loki, OC, Loki] Thor
The Vanishing Cabinet Of Time by Vance McGill reviews
After Ron betrays them, Harry and Hermione find themselves in the Room of Requirement during the Battle of Hogwarts. In danger, Harry and Hermione hide in the Vanishing Cabinet – which abruptly throws them back in time to the end of their third year at Hogwarts, in their younger bodies. Armed with knowledge of the future, they seek to change the future for the better. Harry/Multi
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 172,825 - Reviews: 2052 - Favs: 3,437 - Follows: 4,671 - Updated: 7/30 - Published: 3/19 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Harmony Potter: Starfleet Raised by Skipsophrenic reviews
Q finds Harmony being hurt by her uncle and takes her away. Deciding to place her the only place he thinks she will be safe he calls upon Janeway and crew to take Harmony and one other in WARNING: Description of child abuse in first chapter - I do not condone violence to children in any way. Rated M for this and Later chapters. Written for Whittigerwolfs HP:VOY Challenge
Crossover - StarTrek: Voyager & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 92,268 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 7/30 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Q, Seven of Nine, Harry P., Hermione G.
Firebird by NorseFan1 reviews
Anastasia Potter was thought to be a squib after an accident in her second year, so her parents pulled her from Hogwarts. She left as soon as she could to America, the curious gold rune that marked her as a soul mate of one of the gods the only thing giving her true hope. This is the story of when they meet. Fem Harry, WBL. Unlikeable Potters and Dumbledore.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,713 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 2,386 - Follows: 3,196 - Updated: 7/28 - Published: 1/1/2014 - Harry P., Loki
Lady Light by Broken -yet whole- Elfling reviews
female!Harry Asha gets adopted by Tony, and then the rest of the avengers. A series of oneshots, give me a request! I suck at summaries, read the story, much better then the summary i promise! Reviews make me update faster!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Spiritual - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,627 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 7/27 - Published: 5/21 - Harry P., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Pietro M./Quicksilver
All I wanted by TheSpiritOfFanficPresent reviews
Holly had everything she didn't want. Abusive parents. A dark lord after her. An arrogant brother. And so much more. After she finds all three hallows, she leaves Great Britain-for all. Of course, she'd already defeated Lord Voldemort-but who cares? They all thought that her brother, Andre, did. Apollo/Holly (ON TEMPORARY HIATUS)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,197 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 7/25 - Published: 1/14/2014 - Harry P., Apollo
Child of the Storm by Nimbus Llewelyn reviews
New Mexico was not the first time Thor had been a mortal. It was only a refinement of the technique. What if James Potter had been Thor, incarnated as a memoryless newborn? On his death, Odin removed his memories as James, due to grief. In Harry's Third Year, a (mostly) reformed Loki restores them. Harry now has a father, a family and a heritage that is going to change the world.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 67 - Words: 632,131 - Reviews: 5701 - Favs: 4,768 - Follows: 5,427 - Updated: 7/16 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Harry P., Thor
There is Always Hope by FireflyOfTheShadowWolves reviews
Taylor Lily Potter doesn't know what she did to make her relatives hate her. She tried being good but it just doesn't work. All she wants is for someone to rescue her, and love her. She has been told her parents are dead but are they really dead? AU Fem Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,249 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 7/10 - Published: 5/13 - Harry P., Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B.
The Perils of Innocence by avidbeader reviews
AU. In an institute to help children with psychological issues, a child is abandoned by his guardians because he does extraordinary things. Rather than fear him, the doctors work to help him try to control this ability. They discover other children with these incredible powers. And then odd letters arrive one summer day. Rating will probably go up later. Eventual H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 94,086 - Reviews: 2795 - Favs: 4,261 - Follows: 5,801 - Updated: 7/9 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Strange Visitors from Another Century by Izzyaro reviews
The destruction of the time turners in the Department of Mysteries throws Harry, Ron and Hermione a thousand years into the past. There they meet the Founders of Hogwarts, who are not at all pleased about what has happened to their school. They decide that something must be done. Voldemort is going to be in for some very nasty surprises.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 144,120 - Reviews: 1274 - Favs: 2,410 - Follows: 3,012 - Updated: 6/22 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Harry P., Salazar S.
Shattering the Mirror by arturus reviews
A HP/X-Men crossover POST OOTP. Harry is identified by the ministry as one of a growing number of magical mutants. Expelled, Imprisoned and then exiled from the magical word. Harry and his mutant allies form a new alliance one destined to bring down the Dark Lord. A Harry/Hannah pairing but be warned there are brief mentions of rape in early chapters and a F/F relationship.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 31 - Words: 190,188 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 1,261 - Follows: 1,478 - Updated: 6/17 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Stark Effect by NexusNebulous reviews
In which the girl who might have been Hermione Granger is raised as Tony Stark's daughter, and the world is that much closer to imploding spontaneously. One know-it-all Stark was enough, thank you. *Includes other Marvel characters, i.e. XMen, Spiderman, etc.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,927 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 902 - Follows: 1,434 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 11/4/2013 - Hermione G., Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P.
Harriet Coulson: Avenger by Jonghyun-appa reviews
Smuggled out of the country, a toddler gets a new identity and a whole new set of rules to play by, especially when there's a bunch of super-heroes who will always have your back.Fem!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 57,340 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 1,377 - Follows: 1,898 - Updated: 3/3 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Harry P.
Family is What you Make it by Princess101855 reviews
Jenna Potter always believed what people told her about her parents, until a letter said otherwise. Jenna now must find her older half brother, who doesn't even know she exists. Jim Kirk has always had only one person to look out for: himself. Now he has to deal with megalomaniac old men with control issues to keep his sister safe, who is as prone to attracting trouble as he is.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,721 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 941 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Harry P., J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones
The Last Casualties by muggledad reviews
"Lily, it's him! Take Harry and run!" It began the same way, but ended in a very different way. This change caused life instead of death for many. Life altering changes provide the Power The Dark Lord Knows Not. J/L, H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 370,395 - Reviews: 2583 - Favs: 3,881 - Follows: 4,569 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 2/26/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] [James P., Lily Evans P.]
Moratorium by Darkpetal16 reviews
Harry Potter was never a good little child. Harry Potter learned the hard way early on, that the good only won in stories and fairy tales, and so to adapt, Harry Potter chose not to be such a good little girl anymore. Gray!Harry Dark!Harry Manipulative!Harry Fem!Harry F!Harry -COMPLETE-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 225,709 - Reviews: 1023 - Favs: 3,361 - Follows: 2,554 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Basilisk - Complete
Blackdog by Atlantis Sinatra reviews
After a life of war and adventure, all she wanted to do was live a fairly quiet existence running her little café and avoid inquiries on future children from Mrs. Weasley. She didn't expect Tony Stark to wander his way into her life and decide to never leave. FEM!Harry/Tony Stark
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,456 - Reviews: 745 - Favs: 3,256 - Follows: 4,495 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S.
My immortal dads by ncalkins reviews
Harry is the son of Hades, Zeus, and Poseidon made by their blood. but what happens when he is kidnapped and years later found at hogwarts. They found their son but is he willing to get to know them. AU ooc
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 50,195 - Reviews: 1127 - Favs: 1,685 - Follows: 2,002 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Harry P.
Beneath Sovereign Skies by Bobmin356 reviews
Harry and the dragons fight to find their place and gain acceptance amidst growing international tensions. Not all is well and good as the Weyrs threaten established powers and offer new opportunities. Follow Harry and the dragons as they try to navigate increasingly turbulent waters of international politics, terrorism and intrigue. Book 3 in the HP/Dragonrider series
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dragonriders of Pern series - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 246,366 - Reviews: 1128 - Favs: 1,541 - Follows: 1,494 - Updated: 10/26/2014 - Published: 4/26/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., OC
Personal Assistant by TheDreamAmeliaFox reviews
Hermione is Tony's new personal assistant, and this is the crazy thing he puts her through. Eventualy some romance. Originaly a one-shot. - This story is on hiatus for the foreseeable future because I joined the navy and am busy in school. I will continue to post chapters ASAP.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,960 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 619 - Updated: 10/23/2014 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Hermione G., Iron Man/Tony S.
A Different Path by VERA VIV reviews
Helen Potter is cunning, brave, loyal, and clever and after Sirius's death she forces herself to find a different path out of Dumbledore's suicide mission. A grey noble lady she embarks on her own journey on the international political stage and is set to take her life into her own hands.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,869 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Harry P., Dudley D.
Magic and Myth by queenchesh reviews
"I am Loki Odinson, Prince of Asgard, God of Mischief." That statement alone let her know she should have left him in the rain in brave Mrs. Dubose's frying pan of doom. /Loki & Hermione/
Crossover - Harry Potter & Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,496 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 588 - Updated: 7/27/2014 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Hermione G., Loki
Harry Potter and the Greater Good by Forensica X reviews
He was gone. Dead. Because of him. But the Order was wrong. It wasn't just their war anymore. It had stopped being their war long ago. Harry saw the strings, and he would no longer play the puppet. AU as of year six. UNDER MAJOR CONSTRUCTION - SUSPENDED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,735 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 1,101 - Follows: 1,786 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Baby Sitting Kidvengers! by Lunabell Marauder Knyte reviews
Just before the portal is finished to send Thor and Loki home, Loki cast a spell that deages the Avengers.Guess who's the lucky wizard assigned to care for the little brats? AwesomeParentHarry giving the Avengers a second chance at childhood, this time done right with lots of love and attention.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,809 - Reviews: 1511 - Favs: 3,107 - Follows: 4,036 - Updated: 5/25/2014 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Harry P.
Her Soldier by VictoriaVamp reviews
Robin is trying to help James, a man who saved her life, figure out who he is and keep his sanity while trying to battle through the struggles that are going on through her own life. Through the struggles of their lives they form a deep bound with one another and form a relationship. But what happens when Robin figures out James is the Winter Solider?
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 81,089 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 4/26/2014 - [Bucky B., OC] Steve R./Capt. America - Complete
The Harmony Bond by brigrove reviews
AU - Harry is rescued from the Dursleys by the Grangers, but they first time they touch, both Harry and Hermione collapse unconscious. A Harry Hermione soul bond fic - will be romance LATER.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 85 - Words: 267,836 - Reviews: 5788 - Favs: 3,543 - Follows: 3,882 - Updated: 5/5/2014 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Hermione G., Harry P.
The Taste Of Your Magic by Annoy mouse reviews
[HIATUS!]Deliciously Dark. Evil too. Bellatrix finds baby Harry left with the muggles & discovers his unusual accidental magical trait, one that she finds... Very Appealing. She decides to keep and groom him to be their next Dark Lord, and enlists the aid of Narcissa. Harry/Bellatrix, quasi-harem for a reason but H/B/N overall. M for a reason. THESE CHARACTERS ARE EVIL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,674 - Reviews: 1064 - Favs: 2,640 - Follows: 3,015 - Updated: 5/1/2014 - Published: 8/26/2013 - [Bellatrix L., Harry P., Narcissa M.]
Crimson by Scarlet has Fantasy Issues reviews
She was looking for some fun, David was looking for a meal. Fate has a funny way of messing with people's lives. David/OC (Cover credit goes to takingmytears! You are absolutely awesome!)
Lost Boys - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 99,698 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 4/29/2014 - Published: 3/12/2013 - David, OC - Complete
Weary Wizard by Yunaine reviews
When a few inappropriate questions derail the meeting at the Hog's Head, Harry lets the situation play out. Eventually, he refuses to commit his free time to teach a bunch of easily distracted fools. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,450 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 3,461 - Follows: 833 - Published: 4/26/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Last Chance, Miss Potter by Apparuerit Diabolo et Loqui reviews
Reptilia28's Grim Reaper Challenge. Rose Potter finds herself in Death's office after sixteen unexpected deaths. Lets get her destiny back on track. Fem!Harry, femslash, Fem!HP/HG/LL/GW, soul!bond, soulbond, time travel, Molly/Ron/Dumbledore bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,556 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 1,001 - Updated: 4/18/2014 - Published: 11/14/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W., Luna L.]
Changing the Past, Saving the Future by CeliaEquus reviews
Adopted from NoahPuckermansWifey. When Hermione is almost raped, she ends up in the past with no idea why. Join her - and the Marauders - as she changes the past to save the future. Usual disclaimers apply.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 54,006 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 3/26/2014 - Published: 11/24/2010 - [Hermione G., Sirius B.] - Complete
The Light Before We Land by Felicity Dream reviews
Older Fem!Percy Percy never planned on being a demigod. Now she has a father she doesn't want, answers she needs, and trying to understand her purpose in life now. And also, Poseidon isn't just the god of the sea. Older age makes one bitter, but earning her loyalty equals beyond a lifetime of devotion. Massive AU rewrite.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 104,726 - Reviews: 829 - Favs: 1,742 - Follows: 1,526 - Updated: 3/6/2014 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Percy J.
Some Hearts by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Robin Black was a bound witch. However, as the new Mistress of Death she was able to break free to Asgard and prepare to reap her vengeance. What she didn't count on was falling for a certain green-eyed, silver-tongued God of Mischief or being hit by Time Sand before the war restarted. Can she make her way back to Loki, or will she be stuck on Earth? FEM HARRY! YOU WERE WARNED!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,591 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 1,581 - Follows: 1,821 - Updated: 2/17/2014 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Harry P., Loki
Clara Kent Superwoman by Voldivoice reviews
The El's had a daughter, Kala-El, not a son. This drastically changes the Smallville Universe. How will people react to a female savior? How will Lex react to being rescued on the bridge by a raven haired beauty? Intended Clex but may change. AU.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 115,837 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 584 - Updated: 2/15/2014 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Clark K./Superman, Lex L.
The Angels Weep for You by The Selkie Luna reviews
When a friend of the Doctor gets pulled into an adventure with him and his two companions, she learns that even if you hide and you are in a trap, you are still trapped.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,559 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/21/2014 - Published: 7/10/2013 - 11th Doctor, Weeping Angels
New World, New Hopes by The.Random.Placeholder reviews
Betrayed by the Wizarding World, Harry is sentenced for execution...but the Veil isn't an execution tool. Thrust into Alagaesia, how will Harry cope with new pressures for being a Rider? Post-DH.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 52,633 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 1,190 - Follows: 1,475 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Harry P.
Shadows by Jessamine Winters reviews
Fem Harry, eventual LMHP and TRDM slash. Voldemort makes Draco into his apprentice in his first year. After Charlotte Potter befriends Draco after realizing her friendship with Ron was a mistake and secrets about Charlotte's past are revealed, Voldemort changes his plans and attempts to turn the Light's hero into the Dark's warrior.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,862 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 192 - Published: 12/18/2013 - [Harry P., Lucius M.] [Draco M., Tom R. Jr.]
Caged Nightingale by Felicity Dream reviews
Peeta dies. Katniss isn't returned home and is forced to live in the Capitol. Seneca tries to be her salvation. AU series with exploring life in the Capitol for Katniss and the stirrings of rebellion still moving despite it all. Seneca/Katniss build up, victors friendship, monarchy conversion, PTSD all around.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 80,711 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 12/4/2013 - Published: 3/26/2012 - [Katniss E., Seneca C.]
The Day the Whole World Went Away by Felicity Dream reviews
Semi-dark!Girl!Merlin, Cunning!Ruthless!Uther, Suspicious!Arthur. Conspiracies and lies are constructed in a masterful web that surprisingly Merlin and Uther are in the middle of. A girl's devotion and what a father is willing to do for his son. It was a different world from the legends. Merlin watches the world burn and Uther helps carve it. Long live Arthur. Merthur AU rewrite.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 129,360 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 12/3/2013 - Published: 6/29/2009 - [Merlin, Arthur] Uther
Beneath Azure Skies by Contramancer reviews
Sequel to 'On Crimson Wings', and dealing with the effects of the Draconic Duo, the Crimson Couple, on their fifth year at Hogwarts... and its effects on them. There'll be knights, dragons, damsels in distress, magic and mystery, sorcery and suspense... and love. Can Harry and Hermione keep their secret, with as many challenges as they must face? H/Hr, and some others as well...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,352 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 1,227 - Published: 11/9/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
On Crimson Wings by Contramancer reviews
Response to GoldenSteel's My gf is a what? challenge. GoF: Hermione has a secret. One that even she doesn't know. When she unearths a highly dangerous ritual to help Harry in the first task, the two of them never expected that secret to hit them both and change them into Great Dragons! Are they doomed to be treated as beasts? What does this mean for the TWT? H/Hr; AD/RW/MW putdown.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 74,512 - Reviews: 888 - Favs: 1,807 - Follows: 1,342 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 12/19/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Kindred Spirits by Shairi the Beloved reviews
A take on what could have happened if one soul stopped Loki in Stuttgart and they both take on Thanos in their own way. Of course the Avengers have a hand in helping them but the battle Loki and Roxanne will fight will be one for their minds. She dreamed of Loki even as a kid and he finds he cannot help but be drawn to her. It baffles Loki why they seem like old friends. Loki/OC.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,770 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/29/2013 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Loki
Catwoman by the stargate time traveller reviews
AU Selina Potter is discovered to be the girl who lived, after living a life of neglect from her parents. But Selina won't play by the rules her brother did, with the help of her godmother, Selina becomes the CATWOMAN.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 66,908 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 10/24/2013 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Change of heart by Rallyx reviews
A new student is brought to Xavier's school after her "father" is murdered by Sabretooth. With her mutations still dormant, she struggles with life in the mansion, but what will happen when Wolverine finds out this new student is actually his daughter?
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,787 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Logan/Wolverine, Sabretooth
Wish Come True by AmaltheaLuchiaAizen reviews
When Loki fell off the bridge, he became reborn as James Potter with all his memories and married Lily. The night of the attack, Loki was knocked out a mysterious stunner just before the Killing curse hit and Hope was Taken from him. Heartbroken over his Love's death and the disappearance of his child, Loki left England. Now the Truth comes out almost 14 years later.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,055 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 745 - Updated: 10/4/2013 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Harry P., Loki
Harry Potter and The Professor's Secret by Midnight-Gem94 reviews
Sequel to 'Harry Potter and the Family who Lived'. Harry goes to Hogwarts, the safest place in the world, or is it? When danger lurks around every corner and things are not as they seem, can the boy wizard make it out alive and unhurt?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,724 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Harry P., James P., Lily Evans P.
WildCat by DreeG reviews
What if Bella was a mutant, much like Logan and Edward fell in love with her? What happens when he finds out she loves someone else? Will he kill the one Bella loves? Can He? Will Bella and the pack be friends or foes? Rated T to be safe. Enter Wolverine.
Crossover - X-Men: The Movie & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,418 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 9/25/2013 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Logan/Wolverine, Bella
The Guardian by fanficoholic reviews
In the end, it's not about what you've done, even though that's important, but who you were born to be. Saving the world, that was just a trial run.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 7/25/2013 - Harry P., Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.
The Daughter of Hecate by Frostfire613 reviews
After the war, Vitani Potter finds out that she's the daughter of the Goddess of Witchcraft and Magic, Hecate. Hecate directs her to Camp Half-Blood where she meets other demigods like her. Join her as she makes new friends, goes on new adventures, and falls in love. Fem!Harry x Luke Castellan. Percy x Annabeth. Good Luke. Evil Ethan. Powerful and MoD Fem!Harry. NO FLAMES! R & R!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 127,880 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 1,090 - Follows: 920 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 8/24/2013 - [Harry P., Luke C.] [Percy J., Annabeth C.]
Raised by Darkness by apple2011 reviews
After years of abuse by his uncle a seven year old Harry Potter is rescued from the Dursleys by a Dementor who senses his pain, Raised in Azkaban with a strange but caring family and new powers how will Harry react to the revelation he is famous, a wizard and has the power to speak to Dementors. Powerful Harry, manipulative Dumbledore, Weasley bashing and Caring Dementors.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 55 - Words: 120,493 - Reviews: 1688 - Favs: 2,563 - Follows: 2,003 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Learnig How To Live by TheTroubledNeophyte reviews
Surviving was something she does best. Surviving was something she did to face the world where she is all alone. But the moment she needs to survive the most becomes the moment she just wants to live. Her chances of living are getting slimmer now that the Games have reaped her. AU fem!Harry/Cato
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,031 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 144 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Harry P., Cato
Harry Potter Wishing for a friend by Red Phoenix Dragon reviews
Harry could not find out how to get onto platform 9 3/4. So he wished for a friend with all of his heart, when he got far more than he could wished for. MOF Dumbledore H/Hr One wish has changed everything! Chapter 27. Sharing the Joy of Quidditch. Hogwarts' First years visit Beauxbatons and Durmstrang to invite them to next Tri-Wizard Tournament of Quidditch. Draco is back! Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 194,413 - Reviews: 876 - Favs: 1,329 - Follows: 1,594 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Forging Destiny by White Angel of Auralon reviews
When Harry left the Dursley's after blowing up his aunt he didn't imagine how his life would change. Meeting a man who can bring light to the past, Harry discovers secrets kept from him his whole life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 38 - Words: 166,770 - Reviews: 2405 - Favs: 4,966 - Follows: 3,673 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Shine by Fire of the lioness reviews
AU! She is the twin of Galen Potter, the famous Boy Who Lived. While he lives in the spotlight, she is forced to survive in the shadows. But she won´t be alone. Creatures of Magic, prepare for your student! Pairing: FredGeorgeOC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 115,484 - Reviews: 741 - Favs: 1,343 - Follows: 1,525 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 2/12/2006
H J Potter by S.M wane reviews
Who would expect that sharing a simple kiss with his best friend was all it needed to begin a journey far beyond his greatest imagination? Soul-bond fic
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 563,028 - Reviews: 3064 - Favs: 4,587 - Follows: 3,486 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Enjoy The Silence by livingdeadgirl616 reviews
AU Six years after The Battle of the Five Armies, Thorin and fem!Bilbo go back to the Shire that shunned her long ago to show off their family.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,276 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 96 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
Ivy by DecemberLuck reviews
Ivy always hoped for a family, one that would love her. Her aunt was the one to find her father and she would forever love him for taking her in... Slash and Fem/Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,291 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 1,350 - Follows: 1,856 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S.
Mischief Managed by LeonaWriter reviews
Harry has black hair and green eyes, and many would say that the hair was his father's and his eyes, his mother's. When in fact, they both could be traced back to one person.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,270 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 1,043 - Follows: 1,694 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Harry P., Loki
Cold Fire by LightningRapunzel reviews
After falling from Asgard, Loki finds himself wandering Earth, world-weary, jaded from all of Midgard. Until he rescues a young mortal woman. But what is she to him? And what is it she possesses that SHIELD are so desperate to get their hands on? Loki/OC ***ON HIATUS***
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 95,850 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 12/6/2011
Mischief's Lover by ToryTigress92 reviews
Pre-Thor, Loki/OFC. Lady Gwyneth Brandon did not expect to find a Norse God while out riding on Dartmoor. Neither did the Prince of Asgard expect to find such a prize and a challenge. Nor will they foresee the effect the other will have on their lives as Gwen allows herself to be tutored in passion by the Silvertongued Prince. Prompt-based.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,402 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 7/5/2012 - [Loki, OC] Thor, Odin
The Winds of Time by ausland reviews
A change of events during the Horcrux Hunt; Hermione is sent to another dimension, trapped in Hogwarts during the Maruaders' seventh year- 1977. She has to wait for the winter solstice, when Harry will come, and the summer solstice, which will send them both back. Chapter 11 Edited.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 48 - Words: 222,557 - Reviews: 1535 - Favs: 1,122 - Follows: 938 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Seeing and Observing by DarkPhoenix713 reviews
Harry returns to Privet Drive after his second year, but his magic is acting up and getting him into trouble. He flees to muggle London where he is taken care of by a dog, a doctor, and a quirky detective. SB/JW possible other pairings. Light slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,253 - Reviews: 1462 - Favs: 3,014 - Follows: 4,276 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Harry P., Sherlock H.
Charlotte Francine Xavier by Blind Author reviews
Complete. Genderswap, mature themes. Written for a kinkmeme prompt, looking at the events of the movie if Charles had been a woman. This story will also have the psychic-bond trope, as well as being a shameless fix-it fic. Erik/always-a-girl-Charles.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 76,676 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 1,039 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Guardian of Magic by wolfsrainrules reviews
Winter needed a Guardian. Jack needed Hope. MiM is making plans and sends Jack to Winter hoping to make the future Guardian Happy. He set something in motion not even He had expected. (FEM!Harry(Winter) Pairing:Fem!Harry/Jack)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,249 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 1,376 - Follows: 1,524 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Harry P., Jack Frost
Blackhawk Potter by SlyLittleLuna1234 reviews
Bella Potter knows she was adopted, but she certainly didn't except her biological parents to show up! Nor did she expect to discover that she was kidnapped! Will Bella handle a new family after losing Sirius and Remus and in a time of distress? What'll happen when you add the danger of being the daughter of two superspies/Avengers to being the Chosen One?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,986 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 717 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Harry P., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Snowy Holly by Ketakoshka Kathleen Castlionia reviews
Snowy Holly, the once Harry Potter, a dementor created by magic comes to Hogwarts. Aided by his friends and an attachment to some accused death eaters, he turns darker than dark. The Light'll never know what hit them. Dementor!Harry, Dark!Harry, Not so Light!Dumbledore, Not so Dark!Voldemort...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,172 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Harry P., Dementors - Complete
Attachment Theories by Evie-Marie87 reviews
Loki failed to control her so he let her go but when Hannah is betrayed by those she trusts Loki must help her. Will he let her go a second time? Sequel to Control Theories. Guest appearances by Thor and Hawkeye.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,745 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Loki - Complete
The Power of the Press by Bobmin356 reviews
Forewarned Harry makes his escape from Britain, leaving the tournament in shambles. Protected by family, Harry sets about to fulfill his destiny free from the bigotry and manipulation of others.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 235,257 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 2,565 - Follows: 647 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Six-guns & Sorcery: Wolfe & Hawke by Contramancer reviews
Response to a whitetigerwolf challenge. After a disaster at the DoM, Harry & Hermione are sent through the Veil by Umbridge. On the other side, they find not mere death, but Judgement. Sent back to the Wild West, they have to get home the hard way. Their troubles have only begun... H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Western/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,822 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Lost Daughter by ViperishPath reviews
Loki, Crowned Princess of Asgard, has always made sure to look out for her brother, Thor. So when he decides to travel into Jotunheim for "answers". How could she say no? Setting: AU. Female!Loki and/Jotun!Loki. Pairing: Female!Loki/Thor
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,399 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Loki, Thor
Harry Potter: It Begins by WishUponAStar1015 reviews
Harry Potter with a twist! What if there were an added character? What if it was 'The Children Who Lived? What if her father was someone unimaginable? What if she lived with the Dursleys? What if she, too, had a secret? What if they were soul mates?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 127,083 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Tidings of Comfort and Joy by avidbeader reviews
Post-Hogwarts, AU after book 6. Harry and Hermione find themselves at loose ends over the holidays and choose to celebrate together. By the end they'll have much more to celebrate. Cavity-inducing, fluffy H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,434 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 12/7/2012 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Forgotten Daughter by Perseia Jackson reviews
HP/PJO Crossover: AU: Fem!Harry. Melinda Potter thought she had no family alive, she never believed she was special. belittled and abused by her relatives she hadn't counted on finding a home at Hogwarts, and a family along the way. She hadn't counted on being a Half-Blood in more ways then one.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 172,077 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 2,153 - Follows: 1,242 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Harry P., Percy J. - Complete
The Girl Amongst The Wolves by venusmercurysunev reviews
Hermione Granger is taken to Fenrir Greyback's Pack and grows up with the ways of the wolves. But childish innocence and naivety can't last forever. HGxFG. Lemons, Limes, Mild Language, Mild Violence, Slight OOC and AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 53,207 - Reviews: 1294 - Favs: 1,094 - Follows: 1,400 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Hermione G., Fenrir G.
Dear Mummy by keitaya reviews
Pre Hogwarts. Harry, mothers day and the changes it brings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,091 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 11/22/2012 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Snape's Daughter: Even if it Breaks your Heart by Time-Travel Idiot reviews
After Snape's wife, Amelia, is killed by Death-Eaters as a message to Snape. Snape takes his daughter to the Potters, in hopes they will take her in. Sure enough they do however events happen and Lily and James are killed. Severus takes his daughter to an old friend(Clint Barton) to be raised still not wanting to risk his daughter's life even if Voldemort is supposedly gone 1stbook
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 35,938 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Complete
Up To No Good by gallows hill reviews
Loki encounters Luna Lovegood.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Luna L., Loki - Complete
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade by DawnDarkmoon reviews
When AJ Potter is thrown into a world that's not like her own with her friends, godfather and rival, she's not sure what to think. Is Middle Earth anything like her own world? What will she find? Love? Happiness? Betrayal? Even She isn't sure. FemHarry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,341 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 10/5/2012 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Harry P.
The Breaking Point by Miss Melpomene reviews
She would never be able to get away. She knew that now. She could run as far and fast as she liked, but she wouldn't ever be able to reclaim what she knew she'd lost. Her life ended the minute she set foot in Santa Carla.
Lost Boys - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 117,490 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 1/22/2009
Steve And The Barkeep by Runaway Deviant reviews
Steve has a routine, and god help him if he's going to break that routine for anyone - yes, that includes you, Tony. Enter a local barkeeper with a penchant for the occult and the gift of good conversation. EWE, not slash, just a couple of guys and a few hundred drinks. Rated for fear of the thought police.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,438 - Reviews: 805 - Favs: 3,952 - Follows: 2,463 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Harry P., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Daddy Dean by fanficoholic reviews
Harry Winchester has an unusual life. His father, Dean, is a retired hunter, and his mother was born a wand-waving, broomstick riding witch. His grandfather is hunting a demon and his godfather is wanted by the government. If only he were normal...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 29 - Words: 66,484 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 1,287 - Follows: 1,109 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Harry P., Dean W. - Complete
Leaving Home by jade94 reviews
Harry is forced to leave England when a Magical Creature law tries to force him with someone he hates.
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 79,366 - Reviews: 783 - Favs: 2,020 - Follows: 1,619 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Serenade by CSI Clue reviews
Everyone on The Avengers has someone special except Steve; that's about to change.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,149 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
The Dark Scion by Kyuuketsuki no Kitsune reviews
Light, dark, and the gray line in between heed his call, as the dark scion is soon to be. Trelawney WARNING:Future Harry/Hermione/Luna, Voldemort is Harry mentor, Dark, powerful, Independent Harry. Disclaimer:I do not own Harry Potter, JK R does.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,485 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Harry P.
The Green Arrow and War Torn Witch by Totter4 reviews
Oliver Queen's sister Hermione Granger formally Queen is returning. They never had a functional relationship and he subsequently never knew she was a witch. Both Hermione and Oliver are oblivious to each other's secret lives.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,875 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Hermione G., Oliver Q./Green Arrow
Exclusion by Maethoriel Raina reviews
During his fourth year, Gryffindor house is not as accepting of Harry's participation in the TriWizard Tournament, and use an old tradition called exclusion to force him into complaisance. Harry finds out who his true friends are and uses cunning to get his own brand of revenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,218 - Reviews: 1028 - Favs: 3,226 - Follows: 4,450 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Mirrors and Shadows by SlimReaper reviews
A sequel to After The Fall. Loki returns to Asgard, but are the Æsir ready to make peace with him? Loki/OC, Thor/Jane, possibly some Darcy/Fandral, Odin attempting non-dickish parenting with mixed success, and who knows what else. Lemons and retold mythology FTW!
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 37 - Words: 115,797 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 642 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Thor, Loki
The Mouse and the Spider by I'm Over There reviews
Jim Moriarty gets bored. Molly Hooper gets lonely. They're just two planets revolving around the brilliant sun that is Sherlock Holmes, drawn in by his gravity. And his light. But everybody needs distractions...
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 40 - Words: 236,244 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 2/1/2012 - J. Moriarty, Molly Hooper - Complete
Magus, Grim, and Nightshade: The Sorcerer's Stone by whitetigerwolf reviews
Raised by his maternal grandfather, Erik Lehnsherr, Harry Potter comes to Hogwarts a very diffrent person. Crossover with X-Men the Movie. First in Series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,067 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 1,639 - Follows: 1,990 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Different morals by dnEehT reviews
Haylin Potter finds out what her peers really think of her, and leaves the magical Brittain behinde to find solace fore Sirsiu s death, with her cousin Sam and her family. But really? Is it really that easy? Of course not!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,495 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Harry P.
The long and difficult way of love by Moonys reviews
COMPLETE! AU! Fem!Harry/Remus Rose is in love with Remus since her third year, but he would never feel the same, right? If she would only knew she's his mate. Full Summary inside!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,984 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 3/19/2012 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Remus L., Harry P. - Complete
Blood is Thicker by StormyFireDragon reviews
Hermione will do anything to help Harry. What happens when their first kiss turns into something special? Characters will be OOC. Be warned. Harry/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 102,028 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 1,412 - Follows: 873 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Camellia Stark by Sweet-single reviews
femHarry Camellia Potter was saved when she was three and changed the life of a certain Industrial Physicist.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,846 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 1,006 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Harry P., A. E. Stark/Tony
Ruby Tinted Glasses by StormyFireDragon reviews
Harry has enough of the Wizarding world. Determined to have a better life, he hears the wills of his deceased relatives and moves to the United States, There he meets the X-Men. Harry/Scott Slash Rated M rating may go up later.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 129,118 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 1,042 - Follows: 665 - Updated: 1/23/2012 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Harry P., Cyclops - Complete
Summer changes by broomstick flyer reviews
Fifth year summer brings some real changes to the lives of Harry Potter and Hermione Granger. Changes that lead to a different life and future to the canon fifth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,190 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 945 - Follows: 676 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hiding in plain sight by the lonly shepherd reviews
Read and find out!
Crossover - Smallville & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,168 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Chloe S., Bruce W./Batman
Roxanne by Madbrit-inVA reviews
Roxanne is your typical teenage girl who just happens to be allergic to the world, until her uncle decides to pay a visit and turn her world upside-down. Within days she finds herself at a school for mutants, trying to figure out who her dad is.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,813 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 6/27/2010
No dance on roses by LunaryEclipse reviews
Hermione is in an abusive relationship with Ron and it drives her so far that she starts cutting herself. Fred finds out and tries to help her but she has given up. First fanfic ever so be nice, please. Like Ron don't read... Rape
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,308 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 10/6/2011 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Hermione G., Fred W.
Harry and Hermione Lupin by fred aholic reviews
Death Eaters have organised a meeting for hundreds of muggles to get together. What happens when the Grangers and Dursleys are at that meeting?, what happens to Harry and Hermione?, the pairing is a SIBLING PAIRING!. so dont send me hate messages
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 37,192 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
A family bond by deathy-cool reviews
AU after second year, Harry Potter is kidnapped by Sirius Black. People of England think his dead but he isn't. Harry now lives in Canada with his godfather. New powers hopefully different then what people have read. Girl! Harry ON HOLD!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 52,240 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Dark Waltz by beedle13 reviews
This has evolved beyond my original plan.Harry learns of his secret heritage and is thrust into the dark and twisting world of an ancient war. Will he survive? Read and Find out! Creature!Harry/Hermione;HP/HG LL/NL;Ron and Albus bashing ;AU
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,953 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Prisoner by doctorg reviews
AU - The X-Men, including Rogue, liberate a mutant experimentation lab and find a feral Wolverine. Then Rogue and Logan have adventures. :-D Action, angst, drama, smut, good spelling/grammar, it has it all. Pure Rogan - Wolverine/Rogue.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,194 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 778 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Logan/Wolverine, Rogue - Complete
Of Knights and Aliens by Jed Rose reviews
Merlin/ Torchwood. The rift deposits Arthur and Merlin in the middle of Cardiff. Janto... there might be some Merthur... if you're lucky!
Crossover - Torchwood & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,509 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 6/14/2010
My name is Harrison Black by bibiette reviews
-AU- My name is Harrison Black, or Harrison Orion James Potter-Black. Most know me as The-boy-who-lived, though I personaly prefer Harry. Sirius Black is my father and nothing will ever tear us apart. Warning : Dumbledore heavy bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,327 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Mad Sort of Love I: Return to Wonderland by fairfarrenlovelylydia reviews
...and What Alice Found There. Alice returns to her home to tie up loose ends but realizes how much she misses Underland and Tarrant. Deciding to return Alice must not only reunite with her Mad Hatter but also Iracebeth who's thirsty for blood.\
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 105,697 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/28/2011 - Published: 12/12/2010 - [Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp] - Complete
Crossing Over by Feyriifie reviews
Harry goes through his magical inheritance, and ends up with something no one expected; the X-gene. He's off to america to explore his new powers; chaos and overall mayhem ensues. Warning; SLASH
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 73,632 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 1,385 - Follows: 1,690 - Updated: 3/16/2011 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Harry P., Logan/Wolverine
Breaking the Silence by Spring Dawn reviews
Sequel to Silence. Aura's third year. Fem! Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,048 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
A New Dawn by Dark Disaster reviews
There are two new mutants who show up at Professor Xavier's School for the Gifted, but what exactly are they hiding? Do Gambit, Rogue, Bobby and John know more than they let on about their new colleagues? Slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 73,503 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 1,322 - Follows: 825 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Harry P., Gambit - Complete
Reasons The Doctor Is Superior To Edward Cullen by The New Vampire reviews
Exactly what it says on the tin. 100 reasons, to be exact. Written because I felt the need to write it and because it all needed to be said. T for overuse of the word "sexy"
Crossover - Doctor Who & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Complete
Live Again, Noblesse Requiem by shoreofeternity reviews
My name is Harry Potter and my life is screwed. I want a new chance in life... A blinding flash appeared, I was judged and given a new chance in life, memories intact, and the power to give one's memories back. My life begins anew.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,313 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
A Meeting To Remember by ShannyC1901 reviews
Harry and Hermione's trip to Godric's Hollow changes course as a trip to the graveyard takes the two back to a chance for a meeting they'll never forget. One night in Godric's Hollow give Harry the chance of a life time, to be with his parents for a while
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,780 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Hiding in a Hollow Tree by voyagemaiden reviews
Post DH. After the war Harry plans to live a normal life. But when Ginny betrays him for Dean, Harry loses his will to live. Only a certain silver wolf can save him. HP/FG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,397 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Harry P., Fenrir G. - Complete
FireFlare Academy by KojoroMaid reviews
Sick of all the lies and manipulations Natasha Potter is given the chance to start new. will she take it? FemHarry! CreatureHarry! GreyHarry! Manipulative Dumbles! Slight Hermione bashing! And Weasly bashing!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,368 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 370 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Harry P., OC
Once Again by Red-and-Rea reviews
Bella and Harry twins. Bella leaves after Jacob doesn't return her phone calls, and returns to the arms of her brother. the Cullens are helping Dumbledore root out the spy in Hogwart's by posing as students. better summary inside.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,950 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Harry P., Bella
The Fallen goddess by happysmiles159 reviews
When Edward leaves in New Moon Bella's brother shows up saying that her time as a mortal is up and she has to come back to Camp Half-Blood. Who does she find in New York? What's happening to the mist? Better than it sounds! I don't own anything!
Crossover - Twilight & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 81,596 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Bella - Complete
Their Happily Ever After by kittencaboodle reviews
Hermione's daughter is getting married, and she asks for the story of how her parents got together... who's her daddy? Kind of obvious pairing. Rated for later chapters. I don't own anything!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 34 - Words: 69,824 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
Storm Front by Quetzalcoatls reviews
Life can throw you some interesting curve balls sometimes.For Hermonie an Harry this was far more then a simple betrayal.Dumbledore was going to regret cross this pair of demigods, and one way or another they were going home,sadly, nothing is ever simple
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 67,674 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 880 - Follows: 499 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Harry P., Percy J. - Complete
I HAVE A KID? by vampirebookgirl5 reviews
what if a kid showed up outta nowhere while victor and logan where still on the x-team? one that looked a lot like, acted a lot like, and j\had almost the same mutation as victor? read and find out. rated t cuz im paranoid. time lapses are gonna be here.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Sabretooth, Alexander S./Havok
Merlin's biggest secret rewritten by BloodredCrimsonhands reviews
Arthur see's Merlin kill Sigan but magic isn't Merlin's biggest secret. A rewriten and revised version of a previous story with the same title Arthur/Fem Merlin. Some one sided fem Merlin/Morgana.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 19,537 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Merlin, Arthur
Harveste Addams and the Goblet of Fire by kyaru-chan reviews
Let's have a little FUN this year, shall we?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 36,416 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 2,270 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harveste Addams and the Chamber of Secrets by kyaru-chan reviews
Parselmouths, the Chamber and Lockhart. Well, well, well...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,236 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 2,343 - Follows: 379 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Family who Lived by Midnight-Gem94 reviews
One night on his tenth birthday Harry makes a desperate wish to be loved and have a real family. His wish sets off a chain of events that changes everything,Lily and James Potter never died but why have they only awoken now?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,961 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Last Train Home by SupernaturalWinchester reviews
What if Bellatrix was a spy? Bellatrix and Sirius raise Allison Marie Potter the girl who lived together, then when she is 17 they return to the magical world for her to gain her magical inheritance FemHP/OC/HG dumbledore and weasley bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,257 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Adept Series 2: Adept by shadowglove reviews
Sequel to KNOWING. After saving Director Vance from a shapeshifter, Chloe is asked to help the group whenever the cases have a supernatural twist to them, despite Gibbs' disapproval. Then this new case brings her into contact with a demon and a hunter.
Crossover - Smallville & NCIS - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,538 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Chloe S., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
True Damnation by TotallyRandomADHDChick reviews
Edward refused to change her for the sake of her soul. Too bad she was already damned.
Crossover - Twilight & Covenant - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,181 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009
Asmodeus by She Who Cannot Be Turned reviews
Harry, the last of his kind, escapes from Britain after a long and gruelling battle and heads for America. He is completely unaware of the danger he has just thrown himself into. HPDW Slash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 418,801 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 1,172 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 12/10/2009 - [Harry P., Dean W.] Sanguini, Sam W. - Complete
New Chance, New world by Basill reviews
Harry and Remus go through the veil, only the ladies fate decide they shouldn't die and send them to a new world. Will contain slash, don't like, don't read. Rated M just in case.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,326 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 932 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Harry P., Logan/Wolverine - Complete
Charms, Parties and betrayals by SupernaturalWinchester reviews
After Harry and Hermione agree to go to Slughorn's party together they uncover a secret that makes them realise you cannot trust everyone. Dumbledore and Weasley bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 38,747 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
MWPP Marauders Revised by midnightwolf2192 reviews
Moony, Whisper, Padfoot and Prongs or as they are also known Remus Lupin, Hermione Granger, Sirius Black, James Potter. Come take a look into the lives of the Marauders as they live ine a world without Voldemort! Extremely AU. Pairings- HGSB, LEJP, RLSG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,831 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
You Never Can Tell by Spike'sSavior reviews
If someone had told her three years ago that in the future she'd be happily standing at Victor Creed's side, she would have laughed. Goes to show you never can tell what the future holds. Victor/Kitty, Logan/Rogue
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,907 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Kitty Pryde/Shadowcat, Sabretooth
Batman's Jasmine by Slytherin4harry reviews
Harry Potter's older sister falls in love with Bruce Wayne
Crossover - Harry Potter & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,450 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 5/27/2009 - OC, Bruce W./Batman
What Daddy Doesn't Know by ceilidh-kay reviews
What daddy doesn't know wont hurt him. Sabertooth has met his match, but she's the daughter of a fellow mercenary/assassin/friend. Her dad can't understand her, and Victor doesnt want to bring her into his dark world. Can they make it work?
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 38,102 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Sabretooth - Complete
The Real Us by Seel'vor reviews
Everyone "knows" what happened during Harry's seven years at Hogwarts... right? Er... no. Find out the truth about Harry and Hermione. H/Hr Rating for language and mild sexual situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 157,527 - Reviews: 937 - Favs: 4,007 - Follows: 855 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Stubborn Hearts by GlowingHeart reviews
Based on Stardust: Another Star fell into Stormhold long before Yvaine, just no one realised until now. Mainly focused on Septimus Set during Stardust and a little after, enjoy!
Stardust - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,616 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Septimus - Complete
Life goes on by PadyandMoony reviews
Sequel to “The name is Potter Black!” where Harry was raised by Sirius and Remus at Hogwarts. What happens after the events of fourth year?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 86,986 - Reviews: 1570 - Favs: 1,224 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The name is Potter Black! by PadyandMoony reviews
SPOILER DH!sequel to “First Day of class” where Sirius was never arrested and was able to adopt Harry at the age of 21 months and starts teaching at Hogwarts. How would things go differently with a Hogwarts raised Harry. No need to read First Class first.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 45 - Words: 162,627 - Reviews: 2071 - Favs: 2,077 - Follows: 760 - Updated: 2/2/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
A Paws in Time by PadfootsPrincessJ reviews
During the “final battle” Hermione is hit with a curse and falls through the veil. Time Travel HGSB
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,966 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Pryde Goeth Before A Fall by Leonaria Dragonbane reviews
Kitty is rescued by an unexpected Hero, and is left with a hefty debt. Rated T for now may go up for later chapters. Please R&R
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,652 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/25/2007 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Sabretooth, Kitty - Complete
Summer of Independence by redfrog reviews
Set right after 5th year. Harry becomes independent. No pairings, lots of Quidditch and some Ron&Ginny&Dumbledore&Etc bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 131,378 - Reviews: 778 - Favs: 3,885 - Follows: 890 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Other Side of Magic by lordpotter0522 reviews
Response to Jayu's 'Dark Harry'challenge. abandond.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,196 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Time to Live by loralee1 reviews
Post OotP No HBP Takes place summer after fifth year. After defeating Voldemort Harrry decides it's time for him to live his own life. No slash. Sequel to follow.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 68,807 - Reviews: 1340 - Favs: 2,423 - Follows: 1,134 - Updated: 2/16/2007 - Published: 3/22/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Parallels by Bobmin356 reviews
Harry has won the war and lost everything he held near and dear. In desperation he gambles everything on a dimensional jump. HPHG Bad Weasleys good Dumbledore. Rated for language and implied sex
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 53,439 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 2,904 - Follows: 607 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter And The Yearn For Independence by AragornThe King reviews
Harry Potter finds out that he has been decieved all his life by those that he trusts...and is now out for revenge..and to claim his rightful place as King....
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Midnight Guardian by ksomm814 reviews
COMPLETE AU Third Year. What if a certain phone call pushed Uncle Vernon too far, changing everything? The truth will be revealed but which version will Harry believe? The past will be revealed along with the introduction of old aquaintances.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 78,560 - Reviews: 1120 - Favs: 3,071 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 10/16/2004 - Published: 9/11/2004 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
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But Mom! reviews
Based on a post I found on Tumblr. What if Smaug was another of the Khaleesi's dragons? Short one shot, just for the sake of it.
Crossover - Hobbit & Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Complete
The Claus' reviews
At age two, Harry Potter and his twin sister Sigyn were adopted by The Claus'. Now, at age eleven, and a little late, the two are starting Hogwarts with a large destiny ahead of them to face Voldemort and for Harry being set to become the next Santa when their dad retires. And of course, with Sigyn as the Winter Princess, what could go wrong? T for safety.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,780 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 12/16/2013 - Harry P.
The Mutant and the Witch reviews
When Harriet Potter and the Dursleys have to go to New Orleans, who will the Girl-Who-lived meet? Female Harry. M for my paranoia. Starts in the summer before 7th year, at the start of the Summer holidays, goes through yr 7 an further. Plz R&R!
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 43,796 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Harry P., Gambit
Why Am I Not Surprised? reviews
When Halo Potter Fem!Harry goes through the Veil, she finds that it does not lead to death, but to another world, and she will descover things about herself that she never dreamed of.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 47,971 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 553 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Harry P.
Nine Beginnings reviews
Prequel to Weapon Nine. How Ebony ended up being found by Victor, and her recovery from the Stryker incident, and how she became Ebony Creed. A.K.A; Jynx
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,649 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Sabretooth
Nine Point Two reviews
A storm's fast approaching, and Ebony needs to be ready so she can protect her family and friends, and her soul mate. But there are powerful forces against her. And a lot of training to deal with. Can she cope? Sequal to Weapon Nine!
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,400 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Harry P.
Independance, Life and Love reviews
Betrayed by those who she should be able to trust, Aislin is escaping Britain. In New York, what will her new life bring her?
Crossover - Ninja Turtles & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,183 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Raphael, Harry P.
WHY HARRY POTTER BEATS TWILIGHT EVERY TIME reviews
I just had to write my own- title says it all. Fan of Twilight? Then don't read it. One shot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,894 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Complete
Weapon Nine reviews
Ebony Creed, a young mutant & one of the escapees of the island isnt your normal mutant. Shes a witch too. So, in third year, when an exchange program is introduced between Hogwarts and Xaviers, how much trouble can Victor Creeds Daughter get into? A lot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 38 - Words: 45,525 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Marauders read The Name is PotterBlack! reviews
What happens when the three fates decide to send the Maraudders a book of the future, and let them meet certain people? Plz review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,896 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 1/31/2011
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