Author has written 2 stories for Team Fortress 2, and Sherlock.
ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY UMBRELLA
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G E N D E R
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P E R S O N A L I T Y
INFP - Chaotic Neutral
R E L I G I O N
F U T U R E - P L A N S
I'm going to be an Art teacher, and I'm attending Silver Lake College.
H O B B I E S
Writing badly, Animating (through SFM), Singing loud and disturbing my neighbors, Drawing, Acting, Dumping my lunch garbage onto other people's trays, kicking ass, Playing my guitar (who I've lovingly dubbed Joey), and crying over people who don't exist.
B O D Y - M O D I F I C A T I O N S
I've stretched my ears to 00g. I'm getting a bunch of tattoos, mostly steampunk shit or things significant to me. I've also started dying my hair to whatever color I'm feeling that month.
W E L C O M E - T O - N I G H T - V A L E
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Food: Chop suey, sweet/sour rice, ramen with Parmesan cheese
Drink: Pineapple gin and alcoholic root beer
Shows: Bones, Steven Universe, Welcome to Night Vale
Songs: "Disappointed" by Chloe Howl
Color: Pastel blue and pink
Actors: All the Starkids
Movie: The Grand Budapest Hotel, The Saw series, Zombieland, Repo! the Genetic Opera
Animal: Cats and also Jayme's dog.
I don't write fanfiction very often, but part of me really misses this, so I'm gonna try and get back to posting stuff. I don't have a clue what I'll write, but hey, I'll figure it out.
College was the first time I realized what being in the top 10% of my class meant.
I initially planned on being an English teacher, but then I realized that I absolutely despise lit classes. The only thing i actually enjoy is writing, and even that become more of a chore when you're thrown into comp classes. Anyways, I'm petty as fuck and I'll point blank refuse to do something if I think it's boring. That's okay though. I like breaking rules in really subtle ways, but will occasionally push it too far (i.e. getting fucking hammered in my dry dorm or going 100 on the freeway ad getting my ass ticketed). I'm just cool like that -puts on a pair of rad sunglasses-
I think it's amazing that when we leave someone behind, that person is stuck with a version of you that no longer exists. It's satisfying to me just thinking about it. Our perception of our past friends really are like bugs trapped in amber, in that they're frozen in that moment in our minds.
Even though I'm agnostic, I attend a Franciscan Catholic college.
Everyone has these memes on their profiles so I'll put a couple in.
The iPod Shuffle Quiz: Spear of Justice (I redo this like every few months to keep my songs current)
1. WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
4.WHAT IS 22?
5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
6. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
7. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
8. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
9. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
10. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
11.WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOuR WEDDING?
12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
13. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
17. HOW WILL YOU DIE?
18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?
19.WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
21. WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
22.WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
23. DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
26. WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Number your 12 fave characters (In no order) and answer the questions!!
3. Steve Carlsberg
4. Faceless Old Woman
5. Perfect Carlos
7. Mayor Dana
10. Mayor Pamela Winchell
11. The Apache Tracker
12. The Man in the Tan Jacket
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? No, and I hope that doesn't exist.
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? ??? Iie, iie, she's nice but...
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Kevin would be so pissed.
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? The only fic I can recall that included Kevin was a multi-chapter fic that I can't remember the title for
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? OTP
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? 5/9, For the sake of torturing Carlos.
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? She's hold an emergency news conference about it, probs.
8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. There's been a murder... Steve is dead and Former Mayor Pamela Winchell is nowhere to be seen.
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? Probs, I mean they'd make a decent pair.
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. Pamela's Gone and I'm Lonely, Ms. Cardinal.
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? It would most likely be election-related
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? I'm gonna say that nobody likes Steve Carlsberg
13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? I think so?
14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? No, but I can see it happening.
15) What might Seven scream at a moment of great passion? ANGELS ARE REAL
16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? I'm Too Sexy For My Shirt
17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Warning: Major egos ahead
18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? I would stop an emergency press conference for you.
19) When was the last time you read a fic about Five? It was like yesterday and it's about trophies
20) What is Six's super-secret kink? Cat
21) Would Eleven get in bed with Nine? Drunk or sober? Yeah, but he'd have to be drunk.
22) If Three and Seven get together, who tops? Vomiting.
23) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve ,then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Hiram's Several Bad Decisions That Culminate Into One Really Horrible Decision.
24) Name three of your friends who might read it. Everyone would read that shit and you know it.
25) Name one person who should write it. me i should do it
26) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? I'd feel scared for Dana only ALWAYS
1.) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4. "As discussed earlier, the undead possess an uncanny ability to home in on a victim's precise location."
2.) Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you reach? Aaron's ugly sweater
3.) What is the last thing you watched on TV? I was watching Bones
4.) Without looking guess what time it is? ehhhhhhhhhh let's say 7
5.) Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 7:04 MY SENSE OF TIME IS UNPARALLELED
6.) With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? A purring feline named Mooshy
7.) When did you last step outside? What were you doing? I was getting out of Rob's mexican party bus and walking to my house.
8.) Before you started this survey, what did you look at? Potential submissions to dA
9.) What are you wearing? A t-shirt I bought at Walmart and sOFT AS FUCK PJ PANTS
10.) Did you dream last night? You dream every night, stupid
11.) When did you last laugh? I was watching Bones. Fisher's pessimism is hilarious to me.
12.) What are on the walls you are in? Appx 30 or so drawings that I've never posted on dA and never will, ribbons, strings, and shoelaces taped to my ceiling, and a bunch of "memories" ((i.e. letters, a couple pages from my first musical script, my spanish birds project, my thespian acceptance thing, a ren faire map, and two periodic tables)).
13.) Seen anything weird lately? I just recently looked in a mirror
14.) What do you think of this quiz? It's kinda dull tbh
15.) What was the last film you saw? I watched "Cabin in the Woods" for like the third time.
16.) If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? I'd buy a pimped-out computer with a bigass screen and an awesome processor, I'd forget about college tuition payments, and I'd donate a ton of money to places like the Sharing Center
17.) Tell me something about you that I don't know? I killed a man
18.) If you could change one thing about the world. I would make it so that nobody would have to face bias for who they are; race, gender, sex, religion, sexual orientation, nationality, whatever.
19). What do you want to learn in the future? All about space. Forserious.
20.) George Bush: Who gives a fuck about him anymore?
21.) Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Deirdre
22.) Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Adrian
23.) Would you ever consider living abroad? Only ALWAYS until I remember that nobody in Spain uses deodorant
24.) What do you want God to say when you reach the pearly gates? "Wassup bitch welcome to the jam c'mon and slam"
] Gotten detention.
] Gotten more than 8 tardies
[x] Got your mom/dad etc. to get you out of school.
] Pulled down the fire alarm.
] Threw something at the teacher.
] Gotten a call home
] Slept in class.
Times your total by 3
Three Things You Want To Do Before You Die:
In the following situations how would you react when someone tells you the following?
You're such a wuss.
Ha! But I'm smarter than you!
Your crush has a crush on me
I didn't know you were so dumb when it comes to math
Hurry up would you?
You're so snobbish
Wanna settle this outside?
You afraid of me?
He/she loves me more!
You have bad grades
What if your crush told you...
I have a crush on you
I don't love you.
I think I love you already
Can I copy your answers?
I think I have a crush on your friend
Can I sit next to you?
Would you like to dance with me?
I think you have a crush on me
you have a cute smile
Why are you so nice to me?
What's your reaction if your parents told you...
Go home before it gets dark
Look at your sibling, he/she is so good at school
Go to bed early
Clean the house, wash the dishes, water the plants
Study hard ok?
When i was your age I only had 1 peso as lunch money
Why can't you be more like him
When I say no... I MEAN NO!