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Author has written 2 stories for Team Fortress 2, and Sherlock.

>>--Lung Darts and Self-Loathing-->>

ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY UMBRELLA


. : G E N E R A L : .

N A M E

Quinn

A G E

17

G E N D E R

Male/Fluid

S E X U A L I T Y

Ace, possibly aromantic

P E R S O N A L I T Y

INFP - Chaotic Neutral

R E L I G I O N

Druid / Somewhat agnostic

F U T U R E - P L A N S

I'm going to be an English teacher, and I'll be going to Silver Lake College in the fall.

H O B B I E S

Writing badly, Animating (through SFM), Singing loud and disturbing my neighbors, Drawing, Acting, Dumping my lunch garbage onto other people's trays, kicking ass, Playing my guitar (who I've lovingly dubbed Joey), and crying over people who don't exist.

B O D Y - M O D I F I C A T I O N S

I am currently stretching my ears to a 00g. I'm at 2g as of today. I'm getting a bunch of tattoos, mostly steampunk shit or things significant to me. I've also started dying my hair ginger.

. : Lemme just list the people i think should fuck each other tell you my ships : .

(OTPS are underlined)

D O C T O R - W H O

Ten//Rose, Eleven//Clara

S H E R L O C K

Johnlock

S U P E R N A T U R A L

Destiel ((but the canon kind, not the kind where Cas is a sad little puppy))

T E A M - F O R T R E S S - 2

Sniper//Scout, Heavy//Medic, Sniper//Spy

W E L C O M E T O N I G H T V A L E

Cecilios


. : Favorites and whatnot : .

Food: Chop suey, sweet/sour rice, raw ramen

Shows: Doctor Who (Pre-season 8), Welcome to Night Vale

Songs: Take Me To Church (Hozier)

Color: Teal & Blue

Actors: All the Starkids

Movie: The Saw series, Zombieland, Repo! the Genetic Opera

Animal: Cats and also Jayme's dog.

Book: Broom of the System, Ajin


How Quinn does the writey write

Hokay, someone asked me about my writing process. So I guess I'll give it you. The first thing that pops into my head is a character. Now, when it comes to fanfiction, I already have the character, so I don't need to bother with this part. After I have my character in mind, I listen a fuckton of music. When I find a song that sticks, I start listening to it nonstop until I come up with a plot (fun fact: Cabin Fever was based on the song "Everybody Talks" by Neon Trees). After I pick my way through a basic plot, I try and put it together. I write the rest of the characters, and then fit them into the plot. After I have a basic idea of character relationships and plot points, I break the plot into chapters.


Everyone has these frickle fracking memes on their profiles so I'll put a couple in.


The iPod Shuffle Quiz: Take Me To Church (I redo this like every few months to keep my songs current)
1) Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle
2) For each question, press the next button to get your answer
3) YOU MUST WRITE THAT NAME OF THE SONG NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT IS!

1. WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Don't Trust Me
3OH!3
(Don't trust dem slutbags.)

2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
B Team
Mariana's Trench
(They think of the way I sing this so badly in the car.)

3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Elegy
Globus

4.WHAT IS 22?
Potential Breakup Song
Ally & AJ
(ANGRY GIRLFRIENDS.)

5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Harlem Shake (Midnight Beast edition)
The Midnight Beast
(Meme-loving fuck.)

6. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Mark It Up
Repo! the Genetic Opera
(Organs. Organs and jealous siblings.)

7. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
She Takes Me High
We The Kings
(WTK is love. WTK is life.)

8. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Genetic Emancipation
R!tGO
(I wanna be an orphan.)

9. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
This Is Gospel (piano version)
Panic! at the Disco
(I think of drug overdose.)

10. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Love Is
Bo Burnham
(They think I'm a sarcastic asshole.)

11.WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Collar Full
P!atD
(Bring on the bad concert dancing)

12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Offering
Black City Lights
(Weird alt music? Good.)

13. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
The Ballad Of Mona Lisa
P!atD
(My hobby is being a bOSS ASS BITCH.)

14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
O Cara Mia (cover)
rockleetist
(Sorry guys, I'm obsessed with Portal 2.)

15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Friends
Neil Cicierega

16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
Sad Song
WTK
(-cringes- feelings...)

17. HOW WILL YOU DIE?
Bang Bang
No idea
(I'll get shot. This is the most normal cause of death I've encountered doing this.)

18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?
The Game of Life (English cover)
Jubyphobic
(I'll regret never making that damned SFM)

19.WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
Age of Feminine
Kalee Maize
(Aaron's old obsession with this chick)

20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
De Otro Planeta
Esteman
(This beautiful Hispanic man's singing makes me crey erry tyme)

21. WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
Nearly Witches
P!atD
(Ah no, not.)

22.WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
How Could This Happen to Me?
Simple Plan
(I'm scared of becoming an emo shitball again)

23. DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
Say Like Me
WTK
(WHO IS IT)

24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
Intro
Alt-J
(I would listen to Alt-J sooner.)

25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
Hero
Skillet
(Yeah.)

26. WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Take Me to Church
Hozier


Number your 12 fave characters (In no order) and answer the questions!!

1. Hiram

2. Cecil

3. Steve Carlsberg

4. Faceless Old Woman

5. Perfect Carlos

6. Khoshekh

7. Mayor Dana

8. Diego

9. Kevin

10. Mayor Pamela Winchell

11. The Apache Tracker

12. The Man in the Tan Jacket

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? No, and I hope that doesn't exist.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? ??? Iie, iie, she's nice but...

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Kevin would be so pissed.

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? The only fic I can recall that included Kevin was a multi-chapter fic that I can't remember the title for

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? OTP

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? 5/9, For the sake of torturing Carlos.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? She's hold an emergency news conference about it, probs.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. There's been a murder... Steve is dead and Former Mayor Pamela Winchell is nowhere to be seen.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? Probs, I mean they'd make a decent pair.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. Pamela's Gone and I'm Lonely, Ms. Cardinal.

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? It would most likely be election-related

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? I'm gonna say that nobody likes Steve Carlsberg

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? I think so?

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? No, but I can see it happening.

15) What might Seven scream at a moment of great passion? ANGELS ARE REAL

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? I'm Too Sexy For My Shirt

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Warning: Major egos ahead

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? I would stop an emergency press conference for you.

19) When was the last time you read a fic about Five? It was like yesterday and it's about trophies

20) What is Six's super-secret kink? Cat

21) Would Eleven get in bed with Nine? Drunk or sober? Yeah, but he'd have to be drunk.

22) If Three and Seven get together, who tops? Vomiting.

23) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve ,then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Hiram's Several Bad Decisions That Culminate Into One Really Horrible Decision.

24) Name three of your friends who might read it. Everyone would read that shit and you know it.

25) Name one person who should write it. me i should do it

26) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? I'd feel scared for Dana only ALWAYS


1.) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4. "As discussed earlier, the undead possess an uncanny ability to home in on a victim's precise location."

2.) Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you reach? Aaron's ugly sweater

3.) What is the last thing you watched on TV? I was watching Bones

4.) Without looking guess what time it is? ehhhhhhhhhh let's say 7

5.) Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 7:04 MY SENSE OF TIME IS UNPARALLELED

6.) With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? A purring feline named Mooshy

7.) When did you last step outside? What were you doing? I was getting out of Rob's mexican party bus and walking to my house.

8.) Before you started this survey, what did you look at? Potential submissions to dA

9.) What are you wearing? A t-shirt I bought at Walmart and sOFT AS FUCK PJ PANTS

10.) Did you dream last night? You dream every night, stupid

11.) When did you last laugh? I was watching bones. Fisher's pessimism is hilarious to me.

12.) What are on the walls you are in? Appx 30 or so drawings that I've never posted on dA and never will, ribbons, strings, and shoelaces taped to my ceiling, and a bunch of "memories" ((i.e. letters, a couple pages from my first musical script, my spanish birds project, my thespian acceptance thing, a ren faire map, and two periodic tables)).

13.) Seen anything weird lately? I just recently looked in a mirror

14.) What do you think of this quiz? It's kinda dull tbh

15.) What was the last film you saw? I watched "Cabin in the Woods" for like the third time.

16.) If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? I'd buy a pimped-out computer with a bigass screen and an awesome processor, I'd forget about college tuition payments, and I'd donate a ton of money to places like the Sharing Center

17.) Tell me something about you that I don't know? I killed a man

18.) If you could change one thing about the world. I would make it so that nobody would have to face bias for who they are; race, gender, sex, religion, sexual orientation, nationality, whatever.

19). What do you want to learn in the future? All about space. Forserious.

20.) George Bush: Who gives a fuck about him anymore?

21.) Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Serana

22.) Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Bodob

23.) Would you ever consider living abroad? Only ALWAYS until I remember that nobody in Spain uses deodorant

24.) What do you want God to say when you reach the pearly gates? "Wassup bitch welcome to the jam c'mon and slam"


] Gotten detention.
[x] Gotten your phone taken away
] Gotten in school suspension
[x] Got sent to the principal's office.
[x] Chewed gum during class.

] Gotten more than 8 tardies
[x] Didn't do homework over 3 times.
[x] Turned at least 3 projects in late.
[x] Missed school cause you felt like it.
] talked too much and got kicked out of class

[x] Got your mom/dad etc. to get you out of school.
[x] Text people during class.
[x] Passed notes.
[x] Threw stuff across the room.
[x] Laughed at the teacher

] Pulled down the fire alarm.
[x] MySpace, Facebook, etc. on the computer at school.
[x] Took pictures during school hours.
[x] Called someone during school hours.
[x] Listened to an iPod/CD player/Mp3 during class.

] Threw something at the teacher.
[x] Went outside the classroom without permission.
[x] Broke the dress code.
[x] Failed a class
[x] Ate food during class.

] Gotten a call home
] Couldn't go on a field trip cause you behaved badly
[x] Didn't take your stuff to school
] Gotten a detention and didn't go
] Stuck your middle finger at a teacher.
] Cursed during class loud enough so the teacher could hear.

] Slept in class.
] Cursed at a teacher
[x] Copied homework
] Felt hungry during class and left to eat
] Got into so many fights.
Total= 21

Times your total by 3
repost as ."I screwed up 63% of my 17 years."


Three Things You Want To Do Before You Die:
1.) Go to the UK, Ireland, Spain, and Japan
2.) Write a moderately successful novel
3.) Learn Spanish and Japanese fluently
Three Names You Go By:
1.) Quinn
2.) Q-ball/Q-tip/Q-boobs
3.) Madison
Three Screen Names You Have Had:
1.) RiokuTama (Minecraft)
2.) katz16rule (Webkinz)
3.) macisaam (School shit)
Three Physical Things You Like About Yourself:
1.) Eyes
2.) Height
3.) Legs
Three Parts Of Your Heritage:
1.) 2nd gen Irish (25%)
2.) 2nd gen Dutch (25%)
3.) some small percentage of Scottish
Three Things That Scare You:
1.) Dark
2.) Loud noises, particularly thunder and fireworks
3.) The concept of eternity
Three Of Your Everyday Essentials:
1.) iPod and headphones
2.) Pencil/pen
3.) Laptop
Three Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
1.) Plaid button-up
2.) Tank top that says "Why you hatin' on me?"
3.) black leggings
Three Of Your Favorite Bands/Musical Artists:
1.) Alt-J
2.) Bastille
3.) P!atD
Three Of Your Favorite Songs:
1.) Breezeblocks (Alt-J)
2.) Fitzpleasure (Alt-J)
3.) What Would You Do? (Bastille)
Three Things You Want In A Relationship:
1.) Smell good
2.) Have beautiful eyes
3.) Respectful of gender/sexuality
Two Truths And A Lie (in no particular order):
1.)
2.)
3.)
Three Of Your Favorite Hobbies:
1.) I've recently hit a spike of artistic genius
2.) My life revolves around art and literature
3.) I've never taken a proper drawing/painting class
Three Things You Want To Do Really Badly Right Now:
1.) Sing and dance to Bastille
2.) Paint
3.) Do more profile memes
Three Careers You're Considering/You've Considered:
1.) Forensic Anthropology (2011-2012)
2.) Clinical Psychology (2013)
3.) English Teaching (2014-present)
Three Places You Want To Go On Vacation:
1.) Ireland
2.) UK
3.) Spain


In the following situations how would you react when someone tells you the following?

You're such a wuss.
-shrugs-

Ha! But I'm smarter than you!
Sure, Jan.

Your crush has a crush on me
Innocent until proven guilty.

I didn't know you were so dumb when it comes to math
Fuck, I know. Can I copy your homework?

Hurry up would you?
-goes slower-

You're so snobbish
-snaps fingers- Whatevs.

Wanna settle this outside?
-sips tea- Nah.

You afraid of me?
A dragon is afraid of nothing but fear itself.

He/she loves me more!
That's immature.

You have bad grades
Holy fuck I know. I'm lazy.

What if your crush told you...

I have a crush on you
Lies. You are telling me lies.

I don't love you.
Kinda knew that already.

I think I love you already
Where's the camera?

Can I copy your answers?
Sure, but they're probs all wrong.

I think I have a crush on your friend
I can help hook you two up, you know.

Can I sit next to you?
Sure you can, you fool.

Would you like to dance with me?
We've danced together before, stoopid.

I think you have a crush on me
Lies, lies and slander.

you have a cute smile
-smiles in as ugly a way possible-

Why are you so nice to me?
Because you're hot.

What's your reaction if your parents told you...

Go home before it gets dark
But it's winter in Wisconsin, dad. It gets dark at 4pm.

Look at your sibling, he/she is so good at school
He's 12, it's not exactly a fair fight.

Go to bed early
No thanks.

Clean the house, wash the dishes, water the plants
Das stoopid.

Study hard ok?
Hokay. -proceeds to not-

When i was your age I only had 1 peso as lunch money
That's because you and everyone else your age fucked up the economy. Shut up.

Why can't you be more like him
Cuz I'm not him.

When I say no... I MEAN NO!
Whatevs, bruh. Chill your nards.

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A war starts outside the walls of the Team Fortress headquarters, causing the respawn system to go out. Set in 2fort, with added bits for the base. OC Fem!Sniper and Femgineer. Sniper POV for the most part, maybe a bit of Engie POV later on. Bad summary is bad. Sniper/Scout, Engie/Spy. Rated T for violence and language.
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