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>>--Lung Darts and Self-Loathing-->>

ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY UMBRELLA


. : G E N E R A L : .

N A M E

Quinn

A G E

18

G E N D E R

Genderless

S E X U A L I T Y

Demi

P E R S O N A L I T Y

INFP - Chaotic Neutral

R E L I G I O N

Agnostic

F U T U R E - P L A N S

I'm going to be an English teacher, and I'm attending Silver Lake College.

H O B B I E S

Writing badly, Animating (through SFM), Singing loud and disturbing my neighbors, Drawing, Acting, Dumping my lunch garbage onto other people's trays, kicking ass, Playing my guitar (who I've lovingly dubbed Joey), and crying over people who don't exist.

B O D Y - M O D I F I C A T I O N S

I've stretched my ears to 2g and I'm keeping them that size; I think anything bigger than a half inch is too big. I'm getting a bunch of tattoos, mostly steampunk shit or things significant to me. I've also started dying my hair ginger.

W E L C O M E - T O - N I G H T - V A L E

Cecilios


. : Favorites and whatnot : .

Food: Chop suey, sweet/sour rice, ramen with Parmesan cheese

Shows: Bones, Steven Universe, Welcome to Night Vale

Songs: "Disappointed" by Chloe Howl

Color: Pastel blue and pink

Actors: All the Starkids

Movie: The Grand Budapest Hotel, The Saw series, Zombieland, Repo! the Genetic Opera

Animal: Cats and also Jayme's dog.

Book: Slaughterhouse-Five


Everyone has these memes on their profiles so I'll put a couple in.


The iPod Shuffle Quiz: In Memoriam (I redo this like every few months to keep my songs current)
1) Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle
2) For each question, press the next button to get your answer
3) YOU MUST WRITE THAT NAME OF THE SONG NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT IS!

1. WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Crucifixus
Repo! the Genetic Opera
(My motto is... Opera?)

2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Feed Me Seymour
Little Shop of Horrors (aka the greatest musical of all time)
(I am a hungry plant. Goals.)

3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Death of a Bachelor
Panic! at the Disco
(THIS SONG, MAN)

4.WHAT IS 22?
Fallout
Mariana's Trench
(22 is breakups.)

5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
We Started This Opera Sh*t
Repo! the Genetic Opera
(FUCKING OPERA BROS)

6. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
The End of All Things
Panic! at the Disco
(I'm actually learning to play this for my s.o. xD)

7. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Night Surgeon
Repo! the Genetic Opera
(I'm a repoman, apparently.)

8. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Hymn to Pan
Faun
(I wanna be a wiccan who plays music for Pan.)

9. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Touchin' On My
3OH!3
(...okay.)

10. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Misery Business
VSQ
(He thinks I'm obsessed with VSQ. Correct thought.)

11.WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOuR WEDDING?
E.T. (Spanish version)
Kevin y Karla
(Glorious.)

12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Zydrate Anatomy
Repo! the Genetic Opera
(I CAN'T FEEL NOTHING' AT ALL *angry guitar riffs*)

13. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
From God's Perspective
Bo Burnham
(Mocking Catholics.)

14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Let's Have a Kiki
Scissor Sisters
(I host Kiki's all the time in my shitty college dorm.)

15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Sad
Bo Burnham
(Sarcastic assholes. Accurate.)

16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
World is Mine
Hatsune Miku
(I could become a stuck-up piece of garbage)

17. HOW WILL YOU DIE?
Collar Full
Panic! at the Disco
(I'll die of... Love I guess.)

18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?
Addicted to You
Avicii
(I'm gonna regret becoming a gay robber.)

19.WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
Suppertime
Litter Shop of Horrors
(TRUTH)

20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
Hero
Skillet
(Christian rock always makes me cry.)

21. WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
Love Will Have Its Sacrifices
Soles
(I... do not... know.)

22.WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
Daft Punk
Pentatonix
(I'M AFRAID OF REALLY GREAT A CAPELLA SINGERS)

23. DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
Say Like Me
We The Kings
(He likes this one )

24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
Far Too Young to Die
Panic! at the Disco
(Uhm)

25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
Maneula
Globus
(Kinda true tho)

26. WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
In Memoriam
Globus


Number your 12 fave characters (In no order) and answer the questions!!

1. Hiram

2. Cecil

3. Steve Carlsberg

4. Faceless Old Woman

5. Perfect Carlos

6. Khoshekh

7. Mayor Dana

8. Diego

9. Kevin

10. Mayor Pamela Winchell

11. The Apache Tracker

12. The Man in the Tan Jacket

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? No, and I hope that doesn't exist.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? ??? Iie, iie, she's nice but...

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Kevin would be so pissed.

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? The only fic I can recall that included Kevin was a multi-chapter fic that I can't remember the title for

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? OTP

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? 5/9, For the sake of torturing Carlos.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? She's hold an emergency news conference about it, probs.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. There's been a murder... Steve is dead and Former Mayor Pamela Winchell is nowhere to be seen.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? Probs, I mean they'd make a decent pair.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. Pamela's Gone and I'm Lonely, Ms. Cardinal.

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? It would most likely be election-related

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? I'm gonna say that nobody likes Steve Carlsberg

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? I think so?

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? No, but I can see it happening.

15) What might Seven scream at a moment of great passion? ANGELS ARE REAL

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? I'm Too Sexy For My Shirt

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Warning: Major egos ahead

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? I would stop an emergency press conference for you.

19) When was the last time you read a fic about Five? It was like yesterday and it's about trophies

20) What is Six's super-secret kink? Cat

21) Would Eleven get in bed with Nine? Drunk or sober? Yeah, but he'd have to be drunk.

22) If Three and Seven get together, who tops? Vomiting.

23) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve ,then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Hiram's Several Bad Decisions That Culminate Into One Really Horrible Decision.

24) Name three of your friends who might read it. Everyone would read that shit and you know it.

25) Name one person who should write it. me i should do it

26) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? I'd feel scared for Dana only ALWAYS


1.) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4. "As discussed earlier, the undead possess an uncanny ability to home in on a victim's precise location."

2.) Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you reach? Aaron's ugly sweater

3.) What is the last thing you watched on TV? I was watching Bones

4.) Without looking guess what time it is? ehhhhhhhhhh let's say 7

5.) Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 7:04 MY SENSE OF TIME IS UNPARALLELED

6.) With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? A purring feline named Mooshy

7.) When did you last step outside? What were you doing? I was getting out of Rob's mexican party bus and walking to my house.

8.) Before you started this survey, what did you look at? Potential submissions to dA

9.) What are you wearing? A t-shirt I bought at Walmart and sOFT AS FUCK PJ PANTS

10.) Did you dream last night? You dream every night, stupid

11.) When did you last laugh? I was watching Bones. Fisher's pessimism is hilarious to me.

12.) What are on the walls you are in? Appx 30 or so drawings that I've never posted on dA and never will, ribbons, strings, and shoelaces taped to my ceiling, and a bunch of "memories" ((i.e. letters, a couple pages from my first musical script, my spanish birds project, my thespian acceptance thing, a ren faire map, and two periodic tables)).

13.) Seen anything weird lately? I just recently looked in a mirror

14.) What do you think of this quiz? It's kinda dull tbh

15.) What was the last film you saw? I watched "Cabin in the Woods" for like the third time.

16.) If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? I'd buy a pimped-out computer with a bigass screen and an awesome processor, I'd forget about college tuition payments, and I'd donate a ton of money to places like the Sharing Center

17.) Tell me something about you that I don't know? I killed a man

18.) If you could change one thing about the world. I would make it so that nobody would have to face bias for who they are; race, gender, sex, religion, sexual orientation, nationality, whatever.

19). What do you want to learn in the future? All about space. Forserious.

20.) George Bush: Who gives a fuck about him anymore?

21.) Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Deirdre

22.) Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Adrian

23.) Would you ever consider living abroad? Only ALWAYS until I remember that nobody in Spain uses deodorant

24.) What do you want God to say when you reach the pearly gates? "Wassup bitch welcome to the jam c'mon and slam"


] Gotten detention.
[x] Gotten your phone taken away
] Gotten in school suspension
[x] Got sent to the principal's office.
[x] Chewed gum during class.

] Gotten more than 8 tardies
[x] Didn't do homework over 3 times.
[x] Turned at least 3 projects in late.
[x] Missed school cause you felt like it.
] talked too much and got kicked out of class

[x] Got your mom/dad etc. to get you out of school.
[x] Text people during class.
[x] Passed notes.
[x] Threw stuff across the room.
[x] Laughed at the teacher

] Pulled down the fire alarm.
[x] MySpace, Facebook, etc. on the computer at school.
[x] Took pictures during school hours.
[x] Called someone during school hours.
[x] Listened to an iPod/CD player/Mp3 during class.

] Threw something at the teacher.
[x] Went outside the classroom without permission.
[x] Broke the dress code.
[x] Failed a class
[x] Ate food during class.

] Gotten a call home
] Couldn't go on a field trip cause you behaved badly
[x] Didn't take your stuff to school
] Gotten a detention and didn't go
] Stuck your middle finger at a teacher.
] Cursed during class loud enough so the teacher could hear.

] Slept in class.
] Cursed at a teacher
[x] Copied homework
] Felt hungry during class and left to eat
] Got into so many fights.
Total= 21

Times your total by 3
repost as ."I screwed up 63% of my 17 years."


Three Things You Want To Do Before You Die:
1.) Go to the UK, Ireland, Spain, and Japan
2.) Write a moderately successful novel
3.) Learn Spanish and Japanese fluently
Three Names You Go By:
1.) Quinn
2.) Q-ball/Q-tip/Q-boobs
3.) Madison
Three Screen Names You Have Had:
1.) RiokuTama (Minecraft)
2.) HungerOfThePine
3.) macisaam
Three Physical Things You Like About Yourself:
1.) Eyes
2.) Height
3.) Legs
Three Parts Of Your Heritage:
1.) 2nd gen Irish (25%)
2.) 2nd gen Dutch (25%)
3.) some small percentage of Scottish
Three Things That Scare You:
1.) Dark
2.) Loud noises, particularly thunder and fireworks
3.) The concept of eternity
Three Of Your Everyday Essentials:
1.) iPod and headphones
2.) Pencil/pen
3.) Laptop
Three Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
1.) Plaid button-up
2.) Tank top that says "Why you hatin' on me?"
3.) black leggings
Three Of Your Favorite Bands/Musical Artists:
1.) Alt-J
2.) Bastille
3.) P!atD
Three Of Your Favorite Songs:
1.) Disappointed (Chloe Howl)
2.) Fitzpleasure (Alt-J)
3.) What Would You Do? (Bastille)
Three Things You Want In A Relationship:
1.) Smell good
2.) Have beautiful eyes
3.) Respectful of gender/sexuality
Two Truths And A Lie (in no particular order):
1.) I'm very specific about the artists I listen to
2.) I think most dogs are disgusting
3.) I'm obsessed with Steven Universe
Three Of Your Favorite Hobbies:
1.) I've recently hit a spike of artistic genius
2.) My life revolves around art and literature
3.) I've never taken a proper drawing/painting class
Three Things You Want To Do Really Badly Right Now:
1.) Sing and dance to Bastille
2.) Paint
3.) Do more profile memes
Three Careers You're Considering/You've Considered:
1.) Forensic Anthropology (2011-2012)
2.) Clinical Psychology (2013)
3.) English Teaching (2014-present)
Three Places You Want To Go On Vacation:
1.) Ireland
2.) UK
3.) Spain


In the following situations how would you react when someone tells you the following?

You're such a wuss.
-shrugs-

Ha! But I'm smarter than you!
Sure, Jan.

Your crush has a crush on me
Innocent until proven guilty.

I didn't know you were so dumb when it comes to math
Fuck, I know. Can I copy your homework?

Hurry up would you?
-goes slower-

You're so snobbish
-snaps fingers- Whatevs.

Wanna settle this outside?
-sips tea- Nah.

You afraid of me?
A dragon is afraid of nothing but fear itself.

He/she loves me more!
That's immature.

You have bad grades
Holy fuck I know. I'm lazy.

What if your crush told you...

I have a crush on you
Lies. You are telling me lies.

I don't love you.
Kinda knew that already.

I think I love you already
Where's the camera?

Can I copy your answers?
Sure, but they're probs all wrong.

I think I have a crush on your friend
I can help hook you two up, you know.

Can I sit next to you?
Sure you can, you fool.

Would you like to dance with me?
We've danced together before, stoopid.

I think you have a crush on me
Lies, lies and slander.

you have a cute smile
-smiles in as ugly a way possible-

Why are you so nice to me?
Because you're hot.

What's your reaction if your parents told you...

Go home before it gets dark
But it's winter in Wisconsin, dad. It gets dark at 4pm.

Look at your sibling, he/she is so good at school
He's 12, it's not exactly a fair fight.

Go to bed early
No thanks.

Clean the house, wash the dishes, water the plants
Das stoopid.

Study hard ok?
Hokay. -proceeds to not-

When i was your age I only had 1 peso as lunch money
That's because you and everyone else your age fucked up the economy. Shut up.

Why can't you be more like him
Cuz I'm not him.

When I say no... I MEAN NO!
Whatevs, bruh. Chill your nards.


  • 1. Did you wake up cranky? Only if I'm rudely awoken.
  • 2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now? I mean I'm 18 so...
  • 3. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys? Whoever's nice to me, I don't have a pref.
  • 4. Would you ever smile at a stranger? I do it a lot tbh
  • 5. Can you commit to one person? Yes
  • 6. How do you look right now? Lazy and kinda cold
  • 7. What exactly are you wearing right now? paint clothes and a blanket
  • 8. How often do you listen to music? all the time
  • 9. Do you wear jeans or sweats more? leggings
  • 10. Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2016? no, no I don't
  • 11. Are you a social or an antisocial person? I'm social, but I like my alone time as well
  • 12. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say? I dunno, I wouldn't really care
  • 13. Are you good at hiding your feelings? Yes
  • 14. Can you drive a stick shift? No way in hell
  • 15. Do you care if people talk badly about you? only if it's completely unfounded
  • 16. Are you going out of town soon? I'm going back home for christmas break, so I mean
  • 17. When was the last time you cried? Last night
  • 18. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to? Yes
  • 19. If you could change your eye color, would you? No way
  • 20. Name something you have to do tomorrow? present to the entire freshman class
  • 21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having. I'm exhausted
  • 22. Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex? No
  • 23. Are you nice to everyone? If they're not total ballsacks, sure
  • 24. What are you sitting on right now? a shitty foam matress
  • 25. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat? yeah, wtf
  • 26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have? Yes
  • 27. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night? My roommate
  • 28. Do you get a lot of colds? YES JESUS H CHRIST
  • 29. Have your pants ever fallen down in public? No
  • 30. Does anyone hate you? Probably my mother tbh
  • 31. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to? yep
  • 32. Do you like watching scary movies?HELL YES
  • 33. Are you a jealous person? Occasionally
  • 34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be? Sophomore year
  • 35. Did you have a dream last night? You dream every night, fuckface, you jsut don't remember your dreams
  • 36. Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to? yes
  • 37. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years? no clue
  • 38. Do you think someone has feelings for you? I know someone has feelings for me
  • 39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now? It's a possibility
  • 40. Did you have a good day yesterday? No
  • 41. Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship? Yep, and I still am
  • 42. Is your life anything like it was two years ago? nope
  • 43. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now? Probably snuggling and sleeping
  • 44. What’s the best part about school? My paintings are hung where anyone can see them
  • 45. Do you have any pictures on your Facebook? everyone does
  • 46. Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school? sometimes, that's not really a thing anymore
  • 47. Do you replay things that have happened in your head? ohhhhhh yes
  • 48. Were you single over the last summer? pretty much
  • 49. What are you supposed to be doing right now? sitting in a computer class
  • 50. Don’t tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive? Yes, even though he doesn't think so. Fuckface.

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    Cabin Fever reviews
    A war starts outside the walls of the Team Fortress headquarters, causing the respawn system to go out. Set in 2fort, with added bits for the base. OC Fem!Sniper and Femgineer. Sniper POV for the most part, maybe a bit of Engie POV later on. Bad summary is bad. Sniper/Scout, Engie/Spy. Rated T for violence and language.
    Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,552 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/17/2013 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Engineer, Scout, Sniper, Spy
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    Johnlock, character death. One-shot. Trigger warning for suicide/self-harm? John hallucinates all the time; why should this one be any different?
    Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/25/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete