Kyonkichi9
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Joined 11-10-10, id: 2610676, Profile Updated: 03-30-14
Author has written 18 stories for Saiyuki, Lord of the Rings, Star Trek: 2009, Harry Potter, Alice in Wonderland, Vocaloid, Fault in Our Stars, Hunger Games, Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人, and Claymore.

DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN ANY CONTENT I WRITE ABOUT.


Hi! I'm Kyon. I don't really update much because I work on multiple projects, and because I play sports for my school, and have a lot of homework.

The fanmix:http://adanwen.tumblr.com/post/77946887550/listen-tracklist-a-fanmix-for-the-wonderful#notes

The read aloud Chapter 1: https://soundcloud.com/boromerely/chapter-one-slow-day-and-you

Bloopers: https://soundcloud.com/boromerely/bloopers-chapter-1

A Limerick about Canadians

I am Canadian I spell things with a U,
But other than that I'm the same as you,
Though winters last longer,
And the cold is much stronger,
We still do not ride on top of moose.

Thanks for looking


TO ANYBODY WHO WISHES TO FLAME "Wait... THIS is Lord of the Rings? and its counterparts"; I KNOW, IT'S REALLY BAD. I REGRET IT TOO. THE ONLY REASON WHY IT'S NOT OFF THE INTERNET IS BECAUSE MY FRIENDS WOULD END ME.

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Heart in Hand by Adanwen reviews
Boromir arrives in Rivendell one day after the council. Things turn out differently. Follows Boromir and his friends during the War of the Ring. AU.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,325 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Peregrin T., Boromir, Eowyn, Eomer
20 Ways the Quest Could Have Ended by SailorSilvanesti reviews
20 short, random ways the Fellowship could have been thwarted or assisted in finishing the Quest Earlier...or not at all! O.O Mentions of random other assistance on occasion, please Read & Review!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Complete
More than Meets the Eye by ichipup reviews
Mary is a woman living in Gondor, but longs for more than boring city life. When men leave to fight for Rohan, Mary sneaks along with them, disguised as a man. A Boromir love story/ adventure.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,800 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Boromir, Faramir - Complete
Apples by ichipup reviews
Pippin and Merry go out Apple picking and Pippin's usual mischief leads to something more. Slashy. enjoy !
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B. - Complete
Sanzo Wannabe: Impressions by TwistedCyberChick reviews
Do you enjoy ruthless battles, witty rhetoric, well-developed OC pairings and ACTUAL PLOT? Throw in a healthy dose of intrigue, revenge and insanity and you have Sanzo Wannabe. If you like the guys, you'll love the girls. Thanks for your support!
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 94,535 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/28/2010 - Published: 11/1/2006 - Complete
A Year at Briar Crest High by Elladan and Elrohir reviews
The not so epic saga of our favourite LOTR characters as they deal with lessons, love, and life at Briar Crest High. Featuring Lovestruck!Aragorn, Chivalrous!Merry, Tempermental!Eowyn, and Cuter than fluffy bunnies!Pippin CHAP 6 UP!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,396 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 5/10/2004 - Eowyn, Arwen U.
Gimli and Boromir Strike Back by Dodendans reviews
Tired of being abused by Sues and their authors, Gimli and Boromir decide that for once they will get revenge. ON HOLD
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 59,319 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/7/2005 - Published: 12/30/2003 - Boromir, Gimli
Elves, Hobbits, & MarySues, Oh My! by Paige Darke reviews
COMPLETE! A teenage girl is dropped into Middle-Earth. She finds herself the prisoner of a pair of Mary-Sues, with a complete lack of modern conveniences, reading material in ENGLISH, and everything she knows. And she most DEFINITELY does NOT want to be t
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 97,570 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/29/2005 - Published: 8/3/2003 - Complete
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The Fellowship Café reviews
In the campus of Middle-Earth University lies the Fellowship Café, the famous coffee and Legolas's delicious vegan friendly (who knew?) baked goods. Owned by none other than Gandalf the Grey, the café is the employment place of many of the students, and the greatest place to get a rather decent cup of coffee to get students through the misery of University.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 45,347 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 9/28/2013 - Peregrin T., Aragorn, Boromir, Arwen U.
Sometimes A Freckled Jesus Needs A Saviour
Marco stayed, perched on the wall, petrified. 'This was the end,' he thought. He was going to die before he could ever become a member of the military police. Just as the titan was about to chomp on him, Marco heard a loud voice, "MARCO!"
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Jean K., Marco B. - Complete
One Game to Rule Them All reviews
It's the Hunger Games, but this time, the Tributes shall be from Lord of the Rings. The main Tributes will be the Fellowship members except Gandalf but other characters will be mentioned. May the odds be ever in their favour! Cover image done by ichipup; it's of Gimli...
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 118,669 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 3/31/2012
Alex's Wonderland reviews
Alex, a tailor in the world of Alice, is mistaken for Alice, and sent on a quest to prove that she is not the Alice that had first come to Wonderland. Soon, it becomes something more than just proving that she is innocent, as she must save Wonderland.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,105 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/15/2013 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Alice, Mad Hatter/Hatta
Family Devotion
Effie Trinket asks for volunteers, but no one steps forward. He has two brothers, I know, I've seen them in the bakery, but one is probably too old now to volunteer and the other won't. This is standard. Family devotion only goes so far for most people on reaping day. What I did was a radical thing. Peeta's brother apologizes.
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Peeta M. - Complete
The Dark In Our Stars reviews
It had to happen eventually. He'd known that it'd happen, as had she. Isaac is left to his thoughts after Hazel Grace Lancaster's departing.
Fault in Our Stars - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Isaac - Complete
Evil Food Eater Conchita reviews
A poem about the song of the sin of gluttony
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Horror/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Meiko S. - Complete
Vengeance of the Valar reviews
Being a LOTR fanfiction writer has its own ups and downs. Being shoved into the story because of all of the Mary-Sues, OOCness and other crap you put them through is not an up. Tolkien and Carroll are rather scary. Vengeance has been served, my friends.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 102,102 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Peregrin T., Boromir - Complete
Sweaters reviews
"But we're not stupid-we know we're called Gred and Forge." But, there is a reason why Molly puts the initials on their sweaters.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
The SilverEyed Witch of the Fellowship reviews
Luna, ranked 23, is a jack of all trades and a master of none. What will happen when this Claymore, who has a hard time controlling her Youki joins the Fellowship out of sheer boredom? She soon catches the attention of Pippin and Merry, making a cute tale
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Claymore - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,444 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Peregrin T. - Complete
Wait THIS is Lord of The Rings? reviews
Four girls from Quebec City, Canada, join the journey of the Fellowship, after of course they prove their worth. All of them have past that they want to forget but never can. Epic things will ensue, golf balls will be thrown and violence is very necessary
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 74 - Words: 202,102 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Peregrin T., Legolas - Complete
Flower of Rohan reviews
Eowyn was raised by boys, so she acted like a boy. Though, to please her uncle, she had to change. She watches as horrible things happen to her family, and takes up the sword again. She fights in battle, and finally meets somebody she can please
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Eowyn, Faramir - Complete
Wait My Kids Are Doing WHAT? reviews
Sequel to Wait... THIS is Lord of The Rings? Based around their children. When terror strikes the Silver Ladies, leaving them out of commission, their children go to save them, since their fathers are busy with other siblings. Please read first story
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,759 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Elfwine, Eldarion - Complete
Live Long and Prosper Or I'll Kill You reviews
Two girls died in a car crash. So they should be dead right? well, on the way down the tunnel, they bump into Amanda Grayson and are sent into the world of Spock, Kirk and McCoy. And they don't plan on making their lives easy.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,502 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 7/4/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Memoirs of Two Bored Sisters reviews
What I do when I am at my cottage that has no internet and computers. I do this; make random fanfics on paper with my little sister. It uses characters from my other story, WTILOTR, but you can read it without reading the story. This is crazy, and stupid.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Boromir, Gimli - Complete
I'm Just A Dog Girl, and Maybe Your Daughter reviews
A young girl of fifteen waits for a man to come through the woods. Her father is coming to where she lives for the first time, but he doesn't know who she is, and she won't tell him. The girl and her dogs, will join the Fellowship in order to tell him.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,959 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Boromir, Aragorn - Complete
Dreams Are Sometimes Amazing reviews
It's the twelfth aniversery of Boromir's death, and Elboron does not understand why his father is crying about it. He wonders what kind of a person Boromir was, and finds some things about him. Before he sleeps, he wishes that he could have met his uncle
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,596 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Elboron, Boromir - Complete
The Half Blooded Sun reviews
Who said Sanzos can only be suns to people? When Gojyo saves a girl from a burning building because he heard her calling to her, the boys have to decide if they want to take the girl with them and Gojyo has to learn what a big brother really is.
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,349 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/9/2011 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Gojyo S. - Complete