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Joined 08-31-02, id: 261069
Author has written 8 stories for Sonic the Hedgehog, Legend of Zelda, Final Fantasy X, and Final Fantasy VII.
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I look back on some of my older work, and... well... I hate it. Some of it was just so terribly corny and childish, ahh! I just couldn't keep it up. I doubt anyone cares that I deleted a story or two, as they only had 3 or 4 reviews anyway. Not that the reviews don't matter! Hell, if it weren't for them, I wouldn't even write. Well I would write... but... probabley less often than I do now (which is regrettably irregular at best). Anyway, onto the profile junk... that is why you clicked here, right? To see my profile? That would make sense, profile button=profile. Genius.

I like comedy, of almost any kind. From sattire to the Three Stooges, it's all good. Other stuff can be good too though. A little drama here and there, a love story for those lonely nights, that sort of thing. Oh yeah and Metallica kicks ass. All Metallica. Even their newer stuff. Sure it isn't AS good as their older stuff (Kill 'em all" was my personal fave), but it's still better than 99% of the other junk out there. Country music annoys me beyond beleif. Oh how I hate it. Anyone with a twangy guitar that sings about their dog running away, getting drunk, and all that other hillbilly crap should just be shot. I come from the back woods of Maine, and I still hate the stuff. That's all I'm going to write now, cuz I am tired... and... hey I know! I love you.

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To Make Ends Meet reviews
Times are tough, especially in the Slums of Midgar. In order to survive, Tifa goes to try to get a new job. Pre-FF7 storyline. NEW CHAPTER 9 is up.(R for adult content)Feel free to review, anonymously or not.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,295 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/22/2005 - Published: 11/16/2003
Anti Yaoi reviews
I offer no apologies at all. If you don't like Yaoi, you should read this. If you do like Yaoi, you should definatley read this.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/26/2004
FFX parody reviews
This story insults all the stories made by people that feel the need for Yaoi, RANDOMness,Original Characters, and other things I see too much of.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 15 - Published: 9/23/2003 - Complete
Jecht and the Shoopuf reviews
Tells the tale of Jecht and the Shoopuf he injured while journeying with Braska and Auron. PG13 for the fact Jecht is Drunk. READ&REVIEW PLEASE.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/13/2003
The Day The Music Died reviews
Just a short little fic about one of the more clever henchmen of Majora's Mask
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/18/2002
Life&Times ofthe Guy Who Runs Around Hyrule Market reviews
The Life, Times, And opinions of Ocarnia Of Times' beloved guy who runs around in circles in Hyrules Market Town (not the bunny ears guy)
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/25/2002
Eggman Finds A Friend reviews
Completley re-did it, made it easier to understand. R&R
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,229 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 9/29/2002 - Published: 9/3/2002
Sonic Adventure 2:Battle LAternate Ending reviews
An alternate Ending to Sonic Adventure 2 Battle,has this been done before? probabley,but this is my first time,cut me some slack,and do me a favor and review it!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8/31/2002
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