Hazelstiltskin
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Joined 11-10-10, id: 2610757, Profile Updated: 12-28-13
Author has written 4 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers.

WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY-- I mean, Welcome to my profile page!

Enjoy your visit!

Over there you'll see a few tables with snacks on them, down below you'll see some of the stories I've been poking at, and over there to the right you can see a few cobwebs growing! Hmm... I need to fix those.


THIS PROFILE JUST GOT TWENTY PERCENT SWAGGIER.

... What's in the bag? Anyone? :D

Overview:

Hey, hey, hey! What brings you here to the bowels of the internet that is also known as my FanFiction? :3 My name is Hazel (at least on the internet--). NOW YOU KNOW WHAT TO SCREAM. I'm a high school chick who lives in Florida. Now come stalk me. I keed, I keed; I'm a derpy, loud, and an overall freak who loves to animate, write, fangirl, procrastinate, draw, recycle, Obama, bedazzled thong. Yes, random adjectives are the answer to everything. Did I mention that I procrastinate? I barely manage to finish most of my animations and stories. I have recently overcome a major addiction to FeralHeart, I love animating will all of my heart and even a small portion of my left kidney, my fastest WPM was 96, my favorite anime of all time include Keroro Gunsou, xxxHolic and Hetalia, and I have an OC named Jerro. On a side note, I don't write lemon, but fluff is alright with me. Especially with shippings I support. c: My goals here on FanFiction include tackling my writing block, reading every Keroro Gunso FanFiction that exists (Yes, I understand how it seems like a lost cause) and to overall be a derp. If you want, call me Hazel! Melon works too, but it is kind of an inside joke/innuendo thing that I can barely remember where it came from anymore so it isn't the best idea. All I know is it was my signature after I would critique or leave reviews, and I can't remember why. Oh, did I mention I'm a huge procrastinator?

What else am I supposed to put here. xD

OH.

SOME OF MY BUSES.


Note About Reviews:

Oho, just to bring this to light, if I leave a review then I am in no way looking down at you; I'm just an amateur FanFiction writer who found a secret love in leaving constructive critique. C: I'm not sure why, I guess it's just because if I see things first hand I can both offer advice to the author and myself as a fellow aspiring author? I'm not sure but jgdhhzhg, I ain't professional and that's the point I'm aiming on making. x'D Danke. C:


Things you should sue me for-- I mean, uh, look at that because I was involved with:

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8337182/1/The-Story-Of-My-Life

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8150509/1/The-Horuses-Painted-With-Red

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9558768/1/Journey-to-The-Haven

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9628227/1/Spain-and-America-s-Adventures-in-Russia-s-House


Happy birthday to you...

Happy birthday to you!...

I brought you into this world...

And I'll take you out, too!


You know, if I could sum up my entire FanFiction experience in one word, it would be... Good.

Justkidding, it's MYCARUBA!


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Hetamon by R.N.Walker reviews
It's not every day England accidentally traps the nations in one of Japan's new Pokémon games. So they're stuck in an unknown world. No problem. And they're split up. Nothing new. And they're Pokémon. A minor inconvenience…So why does everything seem more lifelike than it should be? And why aren't things happening according to their programming? Is this all really just a game?
Crossover - Pokémon & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 95,355 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 12/14/2012
One Hundred Days by Mister Don Johnny Cadet Sir reviews
A theme challenge that is dedicated to the duly unnoticed Garuru Platoon. Secrets, thoughts, pasts, pasta... and a whole jug of water. Welcome to Arizona. /Want a character to make a cameo? Suggest them to me. If they're popular or fun to write they may be written more than once. Three plus three equals brownies. Believe it.
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 227,723 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Garuru
Hetalia ll ailateH by LHPride reviews
"Fear is a mind killer. Fear is a small death that brings obliteration. Fear is a darkness in every light. Fear is me and I am you. You are afraid of yourself." World meetings are cliche, aren't they? Let's add a twist: an imposter shows up at a meeting. And then two, next ten. As more imposters spawn, the nations must find a way to fix this problem- or face certain doom. [1P & 2P]
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/9 - America, Spain, Parallel Nations
Jesus and Hitler: A Romance by Angkras reviews
Adolph Hitler travels back in time and meets a man who will change his life forever.
Bible - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,914 - Reviews: 786 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Jesus
Star Spangled Border by American50Amber reviews
It was the best kept secret the nations never knew of, and it was intended to stay that way, but secrets can't be kept forever. After Britain's conversation on the phone with America ended with America being brutally attacked, Britain and a few other nations find themselves crossing a border they should have never crossed. America's secret crumbles, and nobody can be trusted.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 39,839 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 7/3/2013
A New Holic by NovaFoster reviews
This is the continuation of xxxHolic as I thought it would generally be-a time when the reincarnation of Yuuko seeks Watanuki out in search of memories she didn't have, and wants back.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 34 - Words: 59,780 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 3/1/2012 - K. Watanuki, Yuuko I.
Anime Disney songs by hannahweasley12 reviews
Disney song parodies based on anime shows and movies. (used to be called xxxholic Disney songs but changed it with other anime shows)
xxxHOLiC - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 2/22/2013
Giroro & Natsumi Present: Space Invader, Gladiator by LoveShattersWindows reviews
When Natsumi thinks she's going to have a normal Spring Break with her friends, she gets abducted by alien traffickers who want to sell her into slavery. Will Giroro be able to save her? GiroNatsu. Rated M for violence and sexual content.
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 71,223 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Giroro, Natsumi H.
Isolation by Maralexa reviews
When the world leaders decide it would be best to keep the nations in isolation, total chaos ensues. Each and every nation is locked away in his or her own blank white room, and no contact is allowed. One man, a former nation that somehow managed to stay in existence, must rise up to put a stop to it. That man is none other than Gilbert Beilschmidt, AKA the awesome Prussia.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,311 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Germany, America, Prussia
Trolling the Buckingham Palace Guards by Maralexa reviews
When America visits Great Britain, he finds himself face-to-face with a silent man wearing red and sporting a tall black hat. It is said that these men don't move for anything...Challenge accepted. It's trolling time.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/25/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Pairings, Pairings, Everywhere by AnonAnom reviews
If you have any requests please don't hesitate to send them in. Updates may be slow depending on the pairings. Ch. 10: Nothing seemed to ever change for Dororo. Every day he was ignored by the people he called friends so why even bother to show up? Two weeks have gone by and he hasn't heard a peep from them. That is until he hears a knock. At night. In the middle of a storm
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,861 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Kururu/Kululu
Rumors by Servatika reviews
How could anyone in this world or the next ever think that he and Doumeki were lovers? The idea of him and Doumeki together that way was just…criminal. DouWata [one-shot]
xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/11/2013 - K. Watanuki, S. Doumeki - Complete
Teddy Bear by Servatika reviews
Watanuki's goal is to win a prize at the school carnival for his beloved Himawari, but things don't always go as they planned. DouWata [One-shot]
xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/6/2013 - K. Watanuki, S. Doumeki - Complete
Giroro Presents: Dating the Enemy! by Mister Don Johnny Cadet Sir reviews
Keroro presents a rather disdainful yet alluring plan for our favorite and only Corporal of the Armpit Platoon... not like the poor guy has a choice.
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 125,635 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Giroro, Natsumi H.
One Simple Word by Sybil Rowan reviews
Doumeki and Himawari both are bothered when their fellow classmates call Watanuki one particular nasty name. Watanuki overhears and it causes him a lot of pain only good friends can heal.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,311 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 49 - Published: 12/31/2012 - K. Watanuki, S. Doumeki - Complete
White Condolence by Astreich689 reviews
Arthur didn't give it a second thought when he waved Alfred through the door on Friday, because never before had teaching children how to make gingerbread houses ended in fatality. School shootings solely took place on the news, in high schools; little kids never died, as never did young teachers with just days left before their anniversaries. A USUK Christmas Newtown tribute.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Published: 12/24/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
One of those angsty stories with no actual ending by sagapaga reviews
When another alien attacks earth, Keroro is injured to death.
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Keroro - Complete
Advice by Mister Don Johnny Cadet Sir reviews
Two-Shot: "We wanted to ask you a question."
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,335 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Giroro, Garuru - Complete
Birthday by Pharaoh-chan reviews
Giroro is alone on his birthday, and a certain trouble-making Sergeant Major comes to cheer him up. Nothing could go wrong, right?
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Giroro, Kururu/Kululu - Complete
Love is a Staring Contest by RunwithscissorsXXXbattlescars reviews
When Fuyuki off-handedly tells Momoka that people fall in love when they stare into each other's eyes, she is determined to make him hers—through a staring contest! But what will happen when the others hear this rumor? Various pairings included.
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,948 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Complete
Ten Signs You're Obsessed With Sgt Frog by SkylaGirl108 reviews
Are you obsessed? :3 Plus extras, just read and see... -Rated T for language
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 2,837 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 8/9/2012
Estranged by Lougara reviews
slightly AU; Kururu wished for something interesting to happen, and when it did he realized it was a much bigger and bitter bite than he could chew... ;mild KuruGiro; ON HIATUS.
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 120,264 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Kururu/Kululu, Giroro
Four Swords Parody by Diddle10 reviews
Gathered around a campfire. If only they had some s'mores.
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Complete
Sgt Frog General America by The Conquerors reviews
Sergeant Keroro meets someone whose just like him in many ways. What happens when the two meet. Well he tries to get him to join his platoon and insanity insures.
Crossover - Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,219 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Keroro, America
NekoStar by GiroNatsu4ever reviews
The Clans have moved a second time, to Japan! I'm not sure whether I want to do this or not, let me know if I should continue. If I do, ratings may go up.
Crossover - Warriors & Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/28/2011
The Professor's Wife by Foolish Mortal reviews
The students all said that Professor Doumeki had a wife who made him lunches and impeccably pressed his shirts. Watanuki found this hilarious. AU Douwata.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 58,285 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 881 - Follows: 85 - Published: 3/21/2011 - S. Doumeki, K. Watanuki - Complete
Gutters by glassamilk reviews
'The Calamity' has left the world stripped and dying. Alone in a civilian bunker in Munich, Sealand will be reunited with the last known living member of his surrogate family and together, they will set out across Europe to find those they have lost.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 98,149 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 1,454 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Sealand, Denmark
The Legend of Austria by Royazali reviews
Did you know that the guy who plays Austria in Japan is also the voice of Link from Twilight Princess?
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Austria - Complete
In Which Each Nation Has A Wish by S'moreo reviews
"It does not matter who, or what you are." Staring at the nation in front of her, Yuko's red eyes were strong and unwavering. "You came here because you have a wish, and I can grant it."
Crossover - xxxHOLiC & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,060 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 7/21/2010 - K. Watanuki
The Wish of an Empire by Words sent from the Moon reviews
In the last moments of an empire, a voice calls out to him. A deal is struck, but for every wish granted there must be a price...
Crossover - xxxHOLiC & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Yuuko I., Holy Roman Empire - Complete
Transitions by Serenetwinkle reviews
A switching of the strangest kind gives Watanuki and Doumeki a glimpse of something more.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,387 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 9/17/2006 - K. Watanuki, S. Doumeki
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In Soviet Russia reviews
"I should have known you had something else up your sleeve. It was far too good to be true when you took my hand in agreement. Go ahead, American. Make me laugh." [Oneshot; implied character death; semi-AU; not shipping]
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,761 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/2 - America, Russia - Complete
Ailateh ll hetaliA reviews
"As deep as the water that links us is our passion to survive. And in order for us to survive? I'm sorry to say this, but there is no way that you can live." World meetings are cliche, aren't they? Let's add a twist: an imposter shows up at a meeting. And then two. Next, ten. As more imposters spawn, the nations must find a way to fix this problem— or face certain doom. [1P&2P!]
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,025 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/9 - America, Spain, Parallel Nations
If I Were a Girl reviews
America, or Alfred Jones, is all over living up to the title of 'hero' (as the other nations have most unfortunately come to realize). Alfred is sure that nothing will ever be able to get in his way as both a country and superpower until a rather unusual and most horrific of events occurs... /he turns into a girl/.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,732 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 9/22/2013 - America
America's and Prussia's Adventures in Candyland reviews
By the way. Those are our, the writers, aliases. These are short stories that we made in school and are guaranteed to touch your soul... in more ways then one. HONHONOHONHON. I kid. But I AIN'T NO GOAT FOO. If a single soul complains about the beauty of our masterpieces we will hunt you down. ;3 ENJOY, DUDES. LIKE IT LOSERS, I'M AWESOME!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,190 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 9/8/2012 - America, Prussia
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    Anime/Manga Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹