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Author has written 32 stories for Glee, and X-Files.

A looooong time ago, I wrote a single piece of fanfiction (Donation, X-Files, Mulder/Scully). After watching Glee's Never Been Kissed episode, I immediately starting shipping Kurofsky and thinking about how you could make such an unlikely pairing work on the show. In my musings, I realized that that's what fanfiction is for, so I dived right back in. I'm a little worried about what RM might have in store for both of "my boys", so in my fics Kurt and Dave will usually get a happy ending, even if the road there is angsty.

In real life, I'm a 40-plus year old mom of a teenager, happily married, and lucky enough to work part time as a dance teacher (my day job is much more boring). I like Sherlock, The Walking Dead, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, any kind of artistically based reality competition show (Top Chef, Project Runway, So You Think You Can Dance, etc.), classic and contemporary musicals, Dr. Horrible (and anything else by Joss Whedon), and music ranging from Broadway soundtracks to System of a Down. And nothing makes me happier than reviews in my inbox. :-)

Due to my extreme disappointment with the show, I am no longer writing Glee or any other fanfiction. I am concentrating my efforts on original fiction. My completed novel, Under The Knife, is posted on LiveJournal under the pseudonym Laurin Kelly. I am currently posting a new story, Gravity, at the same LJ account.

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Performance in a Leading Role by MadLori reviews
AU. Sherlock Holmes is an Oscar winning actor in a career slump, John Watson is an Everyman actor trapped in date movies. When they are cast as a gay couple in a new film, will they surprise each other? Will their on-screen romance become reality?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 166,487 - Reviews: 1684 - Favs: 3,814 - Follows: 915 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Coquetry and the Culinary Arts by louisestrange reviews
Dave's goals have changed with almost every other aspect of his life. After failing to get into his chosen college, he takes a risk and tries something else he never had the guts to do before, leaving sports behind to train as a chef at the Culinary Institute of America. But he can't outrun his past when he meets a familiar face that gets friendlier by the day. !Flirting&food porn!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,011 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 9/23/2013 - Published: 8/19/2012 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H.
Counters by louisestrange reviews
Dystopian AU. Dave & Kurt meet on the floor, pedalling to earn credits to buy their chance out of the drudgery, and are drawn together in a world that won't let them have what they want. Can they stick to the rules, work their way towards their dreams, or will they risk it all to be together? Romance/Angst/Sci-fi.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 28 - Words: 124,088 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 12/27/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H.
Sexy by Tusofsky reviews
Lonely and heart broken in New York City, Kurt thinks he knows why he lost the love of his life but doesn't know how to fix it. That is, until an old rival shows his face in the last place Kurt expects it. Though he's not entirely sure Sebastian Smythe is the correct answer to any problem.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 56,861 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S.
Therapeutic by Leaper reviews
In the wake of season 3, Dave and his therapist discuss the people in his life. Inspired by "Barista Confessions" by TheFirstMrsHummel, but not strictly necessary to this story.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,243 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/5/2013 - Published: 7/23/2012 - D. Karofsky - Complete
First Day by SunMonTue reviews
Dave dealing with the consequences and his new life after the events of "On My Way" when he transfers to Dalton and develops a friendship with both Sebastian and Kurt.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,950 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 3/1/2012 - D. Karofsky, Sebastian S. - Complete
The Spaces Between by TheProudSinner reviews
Collection of scenes presenting off screen fall-out of Kurt & Karofsky after THE kiss in "Never Been Kissed." Adheres closely to cannon of the show.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 91,815 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky
A Drop in the Ocean by Phoenix from the Sun reviews
Everything was perfect, until Blaine's desires start to gravitate toward Sebastian. As he and Kurt drift apart, will Blaine decide they are perfect for each other or will they discover that love comes from places they never imagined? Seblaine. Kurtofsky.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 179,851 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 4/27/2012 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Blaine A., Sebastian S.
Best Served Cold by JaceDLark reviews
WARNING - Spoilers for episode 2x06. In an act of revenge for stealing Kurt's first kiss, Kurt outs Karofsky to the school. Will Dave take it or take him on? Angstyish yet humourish story with eventual Kurtofsky. AU. OOC.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,772 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 11/15/2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H.
Where I Stand by Apocrypha Glibbe reviews
Three months after Dave Karofsky is released from the hospital, he and Kurt try to figure out exactly where they fit into one another's lives. Story arc is Klaine - Klainofsky smut - eventual Kurtofsky, for those who need to know these things going in.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,797 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 3/19/2012 - Published: 2/24/2012 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Whales, Rolls, and Stretch Marks by vkdemon reviews
Warnings: Sizist opinions and slight mentions of OMW Spoilers: On My Way Summary: Sebastian does not find Dave attractive. He realizes some emotions run deeper then skin.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,055 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Sebastian S., D. Karofsky - Complete
Save Me by camdenspenser reviews
Married, closeted, and old before his time, Dave rolls the dice on a chance to do things differently, to live the life he was meant to live.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,155 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/9/2012 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Don't Think I'm Trying Not to Learn by actress-xx reviews
Blaine has a low French grade, and Sebastian has low morals.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,531 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Blaine A., Sebastian S. - Complete
Wrap Your Legs Around This Wrecking Ball by actress-xx reviews
Sebastian teaches Blaine how to shotgun.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,265 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Blaine A., Sebastian S. - Complete
Scandals by LucyToo reviews
When an act of gay-bashing hits Lima's only gay bar, it puts the small town in a bigger media spotlight than anyone anticipates. Unfortunately that spotlight lands directly on Dave Karofsky. Slash, Klaine at the beginning, eventual Kurtofsky/Seblaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,988 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 156 - Published: 11/9/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H.
Rolling In The Deep by Zombiebubbles reviews
Love is complicated...very, very complicated especially for Kurt, Dave and Blaine. A little more summary inside. Set after "Original Song" then will veer wildly off cannon! Set as M for language and eventual sexy times. Reviews make me a better writer!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 89,586 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 11/9/2011 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky
Three's not a Crowd by IrethR reviews
Sebastian sets out to seduce first one, then two boys, but finds that he's in over his head. Smut. Threesome. Kurt/Blaine/Sebastian. M.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,646 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Dancing About Architecture by iateyourheart reviews
"There will always be a guy, Kurt, because you'll always choose wrong. Start looking in front of your nose." The only constant in Kurt Hummel's love life is Dave Karofsky, and Kurt's pretty sure he will die surrounded by cats and old issues of Vogue.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,402 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Country Slave by Tusofsky reviews
It's difficult going from one extreme life style to another, especially when you're a slave bought by none other than high class designer Kurt Hummel.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 119,388 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 8/17/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
They by LucyToo reviews
It's not that their relationship is a secret. It's just that it's impossible to explain. Klainofsky future!fic, slash, threesome.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,056 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
One Week by LucyToo reviews
Dave is a silent presence at the weekly PFLAG meetings at the Lima Central Library. At least until Kurt gives him a reason to speak up. Kurtofsky, some Klaine.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,142 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Let Nothing Come Between by LucyToo reviews
Kurt loves Blaine. Blaine loves Kurt. Then along comes Dave and everything changes. Klaine, Klainofsky.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,243 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky
The Homefield Advantage by Amory Sparkly Bat reviews
Time for reunions has come, along with one question: Will Kurt's heart be swept away by the first boy to give him COURAGE? Or will his old foe-now a *professional* sweaty, chubby bully for the NFL! -intercept his old crush & run with him for a touchdown?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 123,249 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 12/13/2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Better Late Than Never by Spooky Bibi reviews
Four years after high school, Dave and Kurt cross paths again. Now there is a chance for Karofsky to make amends and maybe have a second chance at a first love. Kurtofsky future fic, AU after NBK. Epilogue added! Rated M for said epilogue.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,274 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
The Rainbow Network by LucyToo reviews
Dave's therapist orders him to visit a gay-teen counseling website. One improbable coincidence later his life is completely ruined. At least until it's all made better. Slash, Kurtofsky
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,219 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 8/14/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Duets by LucyToo reviews
Senior year and all Kurt wants to do is sing during Duets week with his boyfriend. When Rachel cockblocks by stealing Blaine for her song, Kurt is left to make other arrangements. Those other arrangements lead to big changes. Slash, Kurtofsky
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,987 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
The Worst That Could Happen by LucyToo reviews
Kurt tries to help Dave find his way out of the closet. When things go more wrong for Dave than Kurt ever would have guessed, it's up to Kurt to help Dave pick up the pieces. Non-con, violence, homophobia, Kurtofsky. Now complete!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 175,927 - Reviews: 903 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 6/23/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Slight Imperfections by LucyToo reviews
Based on a kinkmeme request: Kurt is small everywhere, especially in one particular area. Dave is big everywhere. Kurt is too embarrassed to let Dave see him and almost drives him away, but Dave manages to show Kurt he has nothing to be embarrased about.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,363 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Get It Right by gleekilicious reviews
'"Come on," Finn smiled, reaching out for Dave's shoulder again. "I've got a really good idea."' When Finn offers Dave a chance to make amends with Kurt, he'd be a fool not to take it. And besides, Finn's right. He really has nothing left to lose.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,347 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 5/29/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H.
The Prince and The Servant by GeniaTheParadox reviews
Blaine is the prince of an unnamed kingdom, due to marry Rachel Berry. But instead he falls for someone else... a young servant with a beautiful singing voice.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,743 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
One Too Many by GeniaTheParadox reviews
Rachel has another party in her basement before Nationals, and everyone wonders what kind of drunk Kurt is. Answer: kind of slutty. And hilarious. Rated M for a good reason.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,423 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 38 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
In Which Dave Karofsky Doesn't Come Out by SaltwaterGarden reviews
Dave is a football player. He's also something else.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,390 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 11/10/2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Post Prom Depression by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
A collection of drabbles and oneshots based off of 2x20. Pairings will vary, but mainly Kurtofsky, Brittana, Faberry, and St. Berry. .:. It physically aches, because I'm already falling apart. When I left the gym that night, I went straight to my car.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,225 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 5/11/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Bruises by amessofdreams reviews
A love story. AU. Psycho, slut, stalker Blaine has his eyes set on David Karofsky. As they develop a secret Dom/sub relationship, Blaine's friendship with Kurt begins to turn into more and things get messy. KINK, SMUT, POLY. You have been warned.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 44,007 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 5/9/2011 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Blaine A., D. Karofsky
Grace Under Pressure, Courage Under Fire by poetikat reviews
When Dave comes out, everything changes. A high school fairy tale that's quite possibly too sweet for its own good. The sequel to Nothing to Fear But Fear Itself. Heartwarming and outrageously AU post 2.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 102,224 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 11/15/2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Little Star by GeniaTheParadox reviews
AU in which Kurt is a porn star. Kurt/Basically Everyone, and Rated M for obvious reasons.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,580 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Kurt H. - Complete
Element by ibshafer reviews
Sometimes being out of your element can be a good thing...
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,894 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/30/2011 - Published: 12/18/2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H.
Everything by Nini the Electrocuted Sheep reviews
When Karofsky pushes Kurt hard enough, the school faculty finally realize that something must be done. So Principal Figgins declares Karofsky Kurt's personal driver and bag-carrier while his broken arm heals. Who knows where this will lead? AU from NBK!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,330 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 3/20/2011 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Easier Than Telling The Truth by Ella Greggs reviews
You could 'out' Karofsky so fast, expose him to his family and the whole school. Up-end his life and reclaim yours. You need the bullying and the... sexual stuff... to stop. So why don't you? Kurt POV on key scenes in 'Furt'.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,769 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Kurt H. - Complete
Our Broken Fairytale by dorydafish reviews
Kurt is finally dating the man of his dreams; Blaine. He wasn't counting on bumping into Dave Karofsky with his new boyfriend and everything getting completely messed up! KURTOFSKY! -COMPLETE-
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,820 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Don't Walk Softly Just Carry a Big Stick by ibshafer reviews
semi-sequel to "Landslide"; now that Santana and Dave are allies, what's next for them? Dave, Santana, and a cast of hundreds...
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,825 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2011 - D. Karofsky, Santana L. - Complete
Landslide Should Have Seen It Coming by ibshafer reviews
Santana finds an ally where she least expected it...
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Santana L., D. Karofsky - Complete
The Untitled Klainofsky Slashfic by GeniaTheParadox reviews
Kurt, Dave and Blaine get hilariously wasted. Smut ensues. Rated M for filth and irresponsible drinking.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,942 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Attic by Udunie reviews
Smutty/fluffy fill for the following kink-meme prompt: future!fic w/ established relationship. Kurt is cleaning out the attic and finds Dave's old letterman jacket and decides to surprise him by wearing it. And nothing else.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Redemption by ibshafer reviews
Because everyone deserves a shot at it, even Dave Karofsky... Main story COMPLETE. Bonus THANK-YOU! chapter PWP to follow...
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,207 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky
Ivory and Gold by Vivid Butterfly reviews
Karofsky/Kurt. We are not who we were in high school, but that doesn't always change anything at all. An AU story in which Dave never came back to WMHS after being expelled and how the ghost of who you used to be can still affect who you have become.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,137 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H.
Pandora's Box by ColouredRose reviews
He opened it, and he couldn't go back. Spoilers from Never Been Kissed. PWP - rated for mature content. Kurt-Karofsky. Slight dub-con.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 43,972 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky
Between the Blue Lines by xovickixo reviews
It's been years but Dave would recognize Kurt Hummel anywhere...even in Annecy, France. 2018Olympic!Future!Fic.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,432 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Love the Way You Lie by boldlikeblack reviews
Follows 'Lie to Me'. True romance is a messy tangle of love and lust.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,682 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/19/2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H.
A Way To Atone by Udunie reviews
Dave made a mistake. Now he has to be punished. For everything. WARNING: CONTAINS SPANKING AND DOM!KURT
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,028 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/28/2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Best Things by Udunie reviews
THREESOME!FIC PRETTY MUCH PWP! Kurt planned to lose his virginity to his boyfriend Blaine, Blaine planned to introduce him to his other boyfriend...
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,236 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Proof That Dave Karofsky Is Actually Quite Brave by GeniaTheParadox reviews
The last in my Kurtofsky series. Sick of being seen as a bully, Dave finally comes clean.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,315 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/16/2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Proof That Dave Karofsky is the Jealous Type by GeniaTheParadox reviews
Part four of my Kurtofsky series. Now that Dave is sort of friends with Kurt, he becomes incredibly jealous of Blaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,249 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/11/2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
La Vie Boheme by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
At age 25, Kurt Hummel goes out into the 'real world' looking for work in the theatres of Chicago; there's less competition there for roles than in New York. During callbacks for Rent, however, Kurt meets a blast from his past... .:. Dave/Kurt future!fic.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 49,553 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 12/10/2010 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
The Gift by ChasingTornadoes reviews
A so far two-parter for the holidays about that pesky Wedding Topper. Kurt/Dave shenanigans!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,944 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 37 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky
Red Handed by boldlikeblack reviews
Kurt, Dave and that damn locker room. Rated M for a reason.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,710 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky
Another Question in Another Hall by DumbHumanLikeYou reviews
Kurt finds himself back in the McKinley locker room while waiting to pick Finn up from practice. Enter Karofsky, with a question. It's not the question Kurt was expecting to hear.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,892 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
A Thoroughly Average Boy by poetikat reviews
For theauthor2010's Glee Angst Meme prompt: Five secrets aside from the BIG one that Dave Karofsky holds. Now with a happy epilogue, because I can't do tragic endings. possibly triggery description of a suicide attempt and suicidal thoughts
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,343 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/25/2010 - D. Karofsky - Complete
Basic Alchemy by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
Changing a handful of elements from one thing to another through miraculous scientific means; that is basic alchemy. But can the same principle apply to people as well? .:. Dave/Kurt, predicts for and occurs after 2x08. spoilers for 2x06 and 2x07. DONE!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,052 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Proof That Dave Karofsky Wants Out Of The Closet by GeniaTheParadox reviews
The third instalment of my amusingly accurate, increasingly angsty and completely one-side Karoskfy/Kurt love story.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/22/2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Hey by Udunie reviews
Karofsky is forced to write a letter to help him with his anger management problems. Contains spoilers/speculation for 2x08
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2010 - D. Karofsky - Complete
Displacement by Camunki reviews
Karofsky just can't stop thinking about that kiss. Kurt is far too willing to accept drinks. Kurtofsky, Kurt/Karofsky Slash, Dub-con, Rated M. Two-shot.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,416 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Lie to Me by boldlikeblack reviews
Follows 'Lies My Mother Told Me'. Kurt's happily ever after is perfect. -Contains a few 'eff bombs, smutty sitches and minor spoilers for 'The Substitute'-
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,165 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Karofsky Takes It Back by Serious Snugglebunnies reviews
Kurt finally gets the kiss he deserves - plus Karofsky sings! Set the week following the famous locker room scene. For those who want Karofsky to find redemption and Kurt to find happiness.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,835 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Lies My Mother Told Me by boldlikeblack reviews
Follow-up to 'Lies We Tell Ourselves', from Kurt's side of things.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,587 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Lies We Tell Ourselves by boldlikeblack reviews
The evolution of Dave Karofsky from Shomance to Never Been Kissed.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/14/2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Proof That Dave Karofsky Is Totally In The Closet by GeniaTheParadox reviews
After my first Karofsky/Kurt fic turned out to be insanely true, I decided to write an angsty little sequel set after the events which I totally called in Never Been Kissed.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/14/2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Of Snow and Coffee and Hermes Scarves by Jane Krahe reviews
Full summary/prompt inside. It's a little strange and rambling guys. It kinda got away with me. Hope you like it anyway. : Contains spoilers for 2x06
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,708 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Proof That Dave Karofsky Is Actually In The Closet by GeniaTheParadox reviews
The title kind of speaks for itself. Just a funny and very nearly almost smutty one-shot that will have you looking at Karofsky a little differently from now on.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/1/2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
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Barista Confessions reviews
Unsure of his future following graduation, Kurt finds the status quo impossible to maintain. And when Sebastian Smythe comes crashing back into his life, it gets even more complicated. PLEASE NOTE NOT KLAINE/BLAINE FRIENDLY
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 73,309 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 10/12/2012 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Fatal Kiss reviews
AU. Two mercenary assassins find themselves brought together as rivals...and maybe something more. Rated M for violence, swearing and smut. Warnings for occasional blurring of the lines between sex and violence, so pass on by if it's not your thing.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 48,516 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Twinge reviews
My take on episode 3x8, wherein Sectionals happens. Spoilers ahoy. There's Kurtofsky and Seblaine , which should not be a surprise to anyone who has read my stuff before. Rated T for swears, and the fact that Sebastian is way inappropriate in my head.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,240 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/21/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Loaded for Bear reviews
So what lead up to Dave and Kurt meeting at Scandals? And what was Dave thinking during their conversation? My heartfelt headcannon, submitted for your approval. Rated T for swearing.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,995 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/10/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Possibilities reviews
HEAVILY based on spoilers for episode 3x5. Rated T for language and mild if there's such a thing non-con. There's Klaine kissing and stuff, but this is NOT a Klainer-friendly fic, unless you're remarkable open-minded about the ship. Caveat emptor.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,372 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
My Cool Ohio Guy reviews
Honking long one-shot sequel to Mother's Day. When Kurt and Dave return to Lima from NYC on Thanksgiving break, they find that not a few things have changed since they left for college.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,164 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
From Under a Cabbage Leaf reviews
The second sequel, to my Kurtofsky future!fic, Spaces in Your Togetherness. Dave and Kurt decide to start a new chapter in their relationship - becoming parents. Rated M for smut because even people with kids like to get it on too
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,308 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 7/1/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Walk Through the Fire reviews
After relocating to Wisconsin for grad school, Kurt's apartment building catches on fire, rendering him temporarily homeless. When his rescuer turns out to be someone from his past, what will happen next? Rated M for language and Kurtofsky smut.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,107 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 8/4/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Mother's Day reviews
At the beginning of senior year, a strange woman shows up looking for David Karofsky. Kurt helps her find him, and finds out something about Dave's past along the way.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,430 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
You Only Turn 21 Once reviews
Total and complete RPF Crack!Fic slightly-more-than-drabble about Chris Colfer celebrating his 21st birthday while on the Glee Live tour. dedicated to Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare and Lizzie Poodle, who encouraged me to post this wine-fueled piece of madness.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Complete
The Rest Is Still Unwritten reviews
A one-shot of Dave's POV during the events of "Prom Queen." Rated T for some swearing. Contains one-sided Kurtofsky; if you don't ship it, please don't even bother reading it.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,342 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Clouds Between Their Knees reviews
Kurt and Dave are left stranded in the woods after a deadly plane crash en route to Nationals. Rated M for language, physical trauma/pain, and eventual Kurtofsky smut!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,886 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 3/29/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Best Eaten Cold reviews
Kurt is back at McKinley and unfortunately, Dave is up to his old tricks again. Warnings: SPOILERS IN THE A/N! BEWARE! This story is EXTREMELY angsty. No Kurtofsky smut or romance. Rated M mostly for Santana's potty mouth.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,749 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Perfect on Paper reviews
Kurt and Blaine are finally together, but despite his happiness, Kurt still has some doubts. This is a Kurt POV on the Klaine situation, rated T for mildly naughty language and some heavy petting. PLEASE READ THE AUTHOR NOTES BEFORE READING/REVIEWING!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,849 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Talk reviews
Based on spoilers for "Sexy". My take on Burt Hummel finally having "the talk" with Kurt. No 'ship at all, just a dad and his son trying to navigate the complexities of adolescence. Rated T for honest and open discussion about S-E-X.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,925 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Burt H., Kurt H. - Complete
Spin the Bottle Redux reviews
A one-shot sequel to my Future!Kurtofsky fic "Spaces In Your Togetherness." On their 1-year anniversary, Kurt tells Dave about his one time playing spin the bottle back in high school. Based on the trailer only for "Blame It In The Alcohol."
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,789 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/20/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
On Top reviews
How Dave Karofsky, finally on top, spends Valentine's Day 2011. Mostly angst, no real Kurtofsky romance. Just one sad, scared kid that I wish I could hug and convince that everything's gonna be okay. Rated T for naughty words.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,607 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/13/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H.
Unmasked reviews
Just a short little one-shot exploring what might have been going through Kurt's mind as he watched Karofsky join in the halftime show. No Kurtofsky romance or attraction; sticking close to cannon this time around.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,948 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Spaces In Your Togetherness reviews
Kurt Hummel is a rising star in the Chicagoland wedding/event planning scene. Will all go awry when he and Dave Karofsky meet again? It's Kurtofsky, people - if you don't ship it, don't read it. Rated M for future smutty chapters.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,078 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Maiden Tag reviews
Kurt Hummel is off to the gay bars of Cleveland, on a mission to lose his virginity. Can an old frenemy from McKinley maybe help him out with his goal?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,814 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Not Your Usual Halftime Show reviews
A one-shot based on spoilers for the Super Bowl episode. Kurt and Dave meet again, as the McKinley Titans battle to win the playoffs. Rated T for slightly bad language.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,753 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Stealth, Speed, Mastery reviews
One-shot Kurtofsky inspired by Chris Colfer's real life sai sword skillz. Rated M for language and a smutty ending.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,712 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
The Rose and Pearl reviews
Sequel to Cry for Deliverance. Kurt and Dave continue to work on the issues and feelings raised during that story. Can you really build something strong and good on the ashes of despair and disaster?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,970 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Secret Weapon III I Wanna Have Groupies reviews
Another mindless fluff sequel in the "Secret Weapon" universe. If you haven't read the first two installments, this one won't make much sense. This one goes mildly Kurtofsky at the end, with an apology to the Klaine shippers.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,226 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky
Cry for Deliverance reviews
Dave Karofsky and Kurt Hummel deal with the consequesnces of the events in "Furt", separately and together. Warnings for angst and suicidal ideation, but no character death.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,303 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 12/2/2010 - Published: 11/24/2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Secret Weapon II Loathing reviews
Follow-up to Secret Weapon. Totally AU now, as it refers to my OC Dalton glee coach who does not exist on the show. To heck with those 3 nimrods on the Warbler's senior commitee - Kurt is awesome, and they should BOW DOWN.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Secret Weapon reviews
A fluff piece, exploring Kurt's sudden move to The Warblers and what it might have entailed. No angst, no Kurtofsky, some very mild Klaine. And lots and lots of happiness for Kurt. One-shot.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Earned reviews
Sequel to "Earning It" and "Slowly But Surely". Dave Karofsky has come busting out of the closet, just in time for Junior Prom. Rated M for Chapter 3, in which Kurt and Dave round 2nd base and slide into 3rd. Awwww yeah.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,435 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/22/2010 - Published: 11/20/2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Slowly But Surely, An Earning It Interlude reviews
Sort-of sequel to my first fic, "Earning It." Rated T for slash heavy petting and a couple of naughty words.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/18/2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
The Signal reviews
Kurt and Finn discover one more thing you have to get used to when you suddenly have a step-brother the same age. Mostly Kurofsky with a dash of Finchel and Kurt/Finn friendship.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,332 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/17/2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Earning It reviews
In the aftermath of Never Been Kissed, Kurt transfers to Dalton. But can he really leave everything - and everyone - at McKinley High School behind?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,317 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 11/13/2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Donation reviews
I wrote this back in 2001. Re-posting here after the longest fanfic retirement ever.
X-Files - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,370 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/15/2010 - F. Mulder, D. Scully - Complete