Author has written 8 stories for Twilight.
I love food. I hate being serious. I'm goofy! I'm 2,000% Team Jasper! I love writing!
If you ask my friends and family what I'm like, they'll say 'Funny, smart, mean, sarcastic, hype, goofy, fat, intelligent, silly, impatient, really skinny, lovable, short-tempered, outgoing, loud, annoying, rude, pretty, cute, judgmental, really rude, abusive, playful.' That's a lot!
A lot of people think Edward and Bella are the best, but I love Alice and Jasper. But what's funny is I used to like Edward and Bella, but then they started getting on my nerves, so yeah. Now it's Alice and Jasper!
Favorite food: Fried Chicken
Favorite color(s): Purple, black, gray, and blue
Favorite website(s): Fanfiction, Facebook
Favorite animal(s): Tigers, Bunnies
Favorite drink: Root Beer, Cherry Limeade
Hobby(ies): Drawing, Writing,
Favorite singer(band): Paramore, Three Days Grace, 3 Doors Down, The Fray
Favorite song(s): Decode, Back To December, Our Song, You Found Me, How To Save A LIfe, Look At Me Now, ET, Sure Thing
At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You
And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
there were 3girls
They were looking through peoples
The girl slowly came upon this one
It had creatures in the background and the man
She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.
Right then, an instant message came up.
SatanStalker: So how do u like my
XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??
SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??
SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.
XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
SatanStalker: I just do.
Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.
Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.
At the time the girl was wearing high
She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.
SatanStalker: You should be afraid.
SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
They were in shock.
Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
SatanStalker: I am.
SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
XxLoVemExX: What? My house?
SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.
SatanStalker: Your screen name says
SatanStalker has just signed off.
The girl and her friend were really
friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.
They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.
All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.
Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
She goes and knocks but no one said
she opens it and finds her friend there on
her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.
If you do not repost this in the next two
one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for??
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...(ya know he has a point)
If you absolutely KILLED yourself laughing when gazzy said "'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' then copy this to your profile!
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
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If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
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If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think that writing fanfics is fun, put this in your profile!
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this into your profile.
If you think that Writers' Block sucks, paste this into your profile.
92 percent of American teens would die if Fang told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would tell Fang to get over himself and then shove him back in your basement where he belongs. Then, you would resurrect the 92 percent of overzealous fangirls and use them as your zombie army to take over Canada and rename it Canadia where you would rule as Queen with Fang by your side as your extremely hot king who has no real political power except to stand there and make you look good.
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
A True Boyfriend
When she walks away from you mad,
When she stares at your mouth,
When she pushes you or hits you,
Grab her and don't let go.
When she starts cussing at you,
Kiss her and tell her you love her.
When she's quiet,
Ask her whats wrong.
When she ignores you,
Give her your attention.
When she pulls away,
Pull her back.
When you see her at her worst,
Tell her she's beautiful.
When you see her start crying,
Just hold her and don't say a word.
When you see her walking,
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind.
When she's scared,
When she lays her head on your shoulder,
Tilt her head up and kiss her.
When she steals your favorite hat,
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night.
When she teases you,
Tease her back and make her laugh.
When she doesn't answer for a long time,
Reassure her that everything is okay.
When she looks at you with doubt,
Back yourself up.
When she says that she likes you,
She really does more than you could understand.
When she grabs at your hands,
Hold hers and play with her fingers.
When she bumps into you,
Bump into her back and make her laugh.
When she tells you a secret,
Keep it safe and untold.
When she looks at you in your eyes,
Don't looks away until she does.
When she misses you,
She's hurting inside.
When you break her heart,
The pain never really goes away.
When she says its over,
She still wants you to be hers.
When she re-post this bulletin,
She wants you to read it -
Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-
When she's mad,
Hug her tight and don't let go-
When she says she's OK don't believe it, talk with her--because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up-
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-
Tease her and let her tease you back.-
Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-
Give her the world.-
Let her wear your clothes.-
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-
Let her know she's important.-
Kiss her in the pouring rain.-
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Brownies - Chapter 3