Author has written 14 stories for Harry Potter, Twilight, and Sherlock.
Name: Enimsaja Snape
I'm a 2e year old college student who loves to read and write fanfction. I read way more than I write, but I have a couple of ideas bouncing around in my head that I will be posting. I don't promise to update a lot because that is a promise I will break. Sorry but it's true.
I am a huge slash/yaoi fan. That's pretty much all I read or write, so if you don't like that...Sorry. I also like child-fics and father/son fics.
My fave fanfics to read and write are Twilight, Harry Potter, Pirates of the Carribean, X-men, and Sherlock.
Pairings I love:
- Edward/Harry crossover
-Almost any pairing with Severus Snape
-Fred/George (Yeah, I like a little twincest, but I also like when they're being just close twin brothers)
Pairings I feel are odd but I still like em:
-Dumbledore/anyone (The idea of this was really weird at first but now i really like em, especially Dumbledore/Snape)
-Neville/Draco (I love this pairing, especially if Draco's really sweet)
As you can see I don't really like Het pairings. Except for Albus/Minerva! I'm not even too fond of Severus/Lily. In the one story I'm writing about them, she's abusing him and he's gonna eventually end up with Lucius Malfoy.
This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! (Bold ones are me)
1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull 10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit someone else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard (I nearly did thins but my friend caught me)
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house (many times)
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do. (I do that all the time.)
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions(I always do that)
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone.
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth
I never knew how stupid I was till I did this!XD
Harry Potter fanfic challenge... number your favorite characters in Harry Potter in order, and answer the following questions! Have fun!..
1. Have you read a five/ten fic before?
2. Do you think three is hot? How hot?
3. What would happen if six got one pregnant?
4. Do you recall any good fics about nine?
5. Would seven and two make a good couple?
6. Four/eight or four/nine?
7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?
8. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.
9. Is there a such thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?
10. Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.
11. What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one?
12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven/nine slash?
13. If you wrote a songfic about number ten, what song would you chose?
14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?
15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?
16. Challenge: Write a drabble-fic for ten/eight.
George/Neville. I might try that one day. But it will be fluff.
16) Have you ever read a Six/Ten fanfic before?
17) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
18) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
19) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
20) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Eight having sex?
21) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.
Harry/Neville. People may wonder why Neville was sorted into Gryffindor but Harry knew that he was as loyal as they come. That's why he trusted him over everyone , even Ron, with this.
22) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
23) Suggest a title for a Seven/Three Hurt/Comfort fic.
24) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
25) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
26) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Ten?
27) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?
28) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
29) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
30) If you wrote a One/Six/Ten fic, what would the warning be?
31) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
32) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
33) What is Six's super-secret kink?
34) Would Ten shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
35) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
36) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Ten and a brief unhappy affair with Eight, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
37) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Big Harry Potter Survey Thingy
Are you obsessed with Harry Potter? Yes very much
Could You Prove That Statement In Court?
Do You Know Any Of The Characters Middle Name’s? Yes
What’s Ron’s? Billius
Have You Seen All The Movies? Yes
Read All The Books? Yes
Character, Overall? Severus Snape
Group Of Characters? Dumbledore's Army
Weasley Twin? One does not simply choose between Fred and George
Book? Deathly Hallows
Sweet? Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans
Death Eater? Pettigrew
This or That
Fred or George? Both
ButterBeer or Fire Whiskey? Fire Whiskey
Hogwarts or Hogsmeade? Hogwarts
Witch Weekly Or The Daily Prophet? Witch Weekly
Rita Skeeter or Barty Crouch? Rita Skeeter
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finding inner strength, and
doing what is right in the
face of adversity
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[x] Your hair is dark and can be messy.
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Top 5 favourite characters
1) Severus Snape
Five least favourite characters
Favourite member of the Golden Trio: Harry
Favourite family: The Weasley
Favourite antagonist: Bellatrix Lestrange
Favourite Death Eater: Lucius
Favourite Weasley member: Twins
Favourite Order Member: Tonks
Favourite Hogwarts professor: Professor Snape
Favourite non-human Hogwarts resident: Hedwig
Favourite Tri-Wizard Champion: Harry
Favourite house elf: Dobby
Favourite DA Member: Luna Lovegood
Favourite pet: Nobert the dragon
One character you wish lived: Severus Snape
Favourite couple: Canon: Ron/Hermione, Non-canon: Harry/Severus
Three favourite spells
2) Expecto Patronum
Favourite Unforgivable Curse: Cruciatus
Your Patronus would be: Unicorn
Three favourite potions
1) Polyjuice potion
Three things Amortentia would smell like to you: Herbs, Potions, and Tea
You would you use Felix Felicis to
Favourite non-Hogwarts magical building : Burrow
Favourite Diagon Alley shop: Weasley's Wizard Wheezes
Favourite Hogsmeade Shop: Honeydukes
Favourite mode of wizard transportation: Apparation or Floo
Favourite wizard sweet: Chocolate Frog's
Do you own all the books and movies: Yes
Have you ever played any of the video games: No, but I want to
Do you own the soundtrack? No
Have you ever listened to the soundtrack? No
Biggest surprise of the series? Molly Weasley killing Bellatrix Lestrange.
Biggest letdown of the series? All the deaths in Deathly Hallows
One thing you never understood? Why Dumbledore never used the time turner to save Lily and James like he did with Sirius
What pet would you take to Hogwarts? An owl
Which house would you want to be in? Well I'm in Gryffindor on Pottermore
What class would be your favourite? Potions
Favourite Hogwarts room/place? Room of Requirements
Job you would most like to try? Potion Professor
Moment that will always make you cry? When Severus...*sobs* died
Would you ever enter the Triwizard tournament? Nope
Would you keep your money in Gringotts? Yeah
Floo powder or broom? Floo powder
Werewolf or Inferi? Werewolf
Dragon or Basilisk? Dragon
Harry Potter Quiz Harry Potter Survey
1. If you went to Hogwarts which house would you be sorted in? - Gryffindor
2. Have you ever been to the HP midnight release? - No D:
3. What did you think of the Deathly Hallows - Only book to ever make me cry!!!!
4. How many times have you reread the books? - I'm re-reading them for the first time now
5. Whose death was the saddest? - Severus and Dobby's
6. If you went to Hogwarts would you rather have an owl, a cat, or a rat? - Owl
7. What do you think of the movie Half-Blood Prince? - It was okay until Dumbledore died!!!!
8. What do you think of the Deathly Hallows being split in two? - It was fine
9. Have you read the Tales of Beedle the Bard? - No, but I want to
10. When did you first become a Potter fan? - When I read the first book for the second time and realized it was awesome!
Female character? - Luna Lovegood
Male character? - Severus
Professor? - Severus
Death Eater? - Lucius
Magical creature? - Centaurs
Spell? - Expecto Patronum
Quote? - Turn to page 394- Professor Snape
Movie? - Deathly Hallows both parts
Hogwarts House? - Gryffindor because I have to like my own house but I like Slytherin as well
Place? - Hogwarts
Weasley? - Twins
Couple? - Cannon or Non-cannon? Cannon= Ron/Hermione Non-cannon= Harry/Severus
This or that…
Gryffindor or Slytherin? - Gryffindor
Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff? - Hufflepuff
Fred or George? - You can't choose
Ginny or Luna? - Luna
Butterbeer or Firewhiskey? - Firewhiskey
Diagon Alley or Hogsmeade? - Hogsmeade
Books or Movies? - Books
Half Blood Prince or Deathly Hallows? – Deathly Hallows
Philosopher’s Stone or Chamber of Secrets? - Philosopher’s Stone
Snape or Slughorn? - Snape
Remus or Sirius? - Remus
Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione? - Harry/Hermione because i for some reason do not like Ginny
Lavender Brown or Parvati Patil? - Parvati
Seamus Finnigan or Dean Thomas? - Seamus
Kreacher or Dobby? - Dobby
Muggleborn or Pureblood? - I don't have a preference
Dan or Rupert? -Dan
Bellatrix or Narcissa? - Bellatrix
Voldemort or Tom Riddle? - Tom Riddle
Hedwig or Crookshanks? - Hedwig.
[x] You’ve never done illegal drugs.
:D So my results
Whats the last book you read?
What's on your T.V right now?
Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say?
Brother: Look *holds up fake hammer*
Where are you?
What's your personality like?
What was the last thing you thought?
Say George Bush. What is the first thing that comes to your mind?
You now have a million dollars. What do you do?
Reach out and grab the closest thing to you. What is it?
What are you eating/drinking right now?
What are you writing RIGHT NOW?
Grab the nearest book to you, turn to page 56 and find line nine. What is it?
What's it like being you?
It's okay I guess
What are your thoughts on writing?
How tall are you?
What book are you currently reading?
What music are you listening to?
What was the last website you visited before fan fiction?
What was the last thing you cooked?
What color are the walls of the room you are in?
Do you know who the governor of your state is?
Ketchup or Mustard?
How many different programs are on your computer right now?
What is the weather like?
Are you going on vacation this summer and where?
What's your favorite article of clothing?
Who is the most special person to you?
Scariest moment of your life?
One word that would best describe you?
What is your favorite month?
What's your favorite number?
What does your user name mean?
It means that Severus Snape is alive and I know this because I'm married to him
PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it
Well I think that's all I have to say. Once I finally start posting my other stories, please review em! I'd love to know what you guys (and gals) think!
TTFN Ta Ta For Now!