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Joined 11-11-10, id: 2611469, Profile Updated: 09-03-20
Author has written 18 stories for Primeval, Ballykissangel, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Life on Mars, Downton Abbey, Robin Hood BBC, Avengers, Mummy, Our Girl, Leap Year, My Life in Ruins, Man From U.N.C.L.E., Musketeers, and Vincenzo/빈센조.

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I live in a small village on the Lincolnshire border. It’s quiet, some might say too quiet. Despite what you may see on television about rural communities, we have very little in the way of murder and intrigue, not even if a detective inspector comes to a fete or an old lady visits from out of town. So I make up my own stories using the characters that come into my living room. You’ve heard this song before. “I don’t own any of the characters, and I don't have any money, so don’t sue me.’

If it interests you, my own OC novel is available now on Amazon, see my profile pic for details.

Thank you for reading, and enjoy your day.

Elf x

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Reckless by Wyndes reviews
Reckless, so reckless. God save me from this madness. Zane/Jo very, very loosely derived from the song Reckless by Papa Roach. Might become M later, depending on my mood.
Eureka - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 36,053 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Jo L., Zane D. - Complete
Life Through the Looking Glass by Serena89 reviews
Mary and Matthew live in the frames of memories. Here I present you stolen glances through the eyes of Alice Crawley. A love story.
Downton Abbey - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Matthew C., Mary C. - Complete
The Better Part of Valour by RavenWriter89 reviews
It's 1980, and Sam needs to leave for his own good. Gene is none too happy about it.
Life on Mars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,626 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Gene H., Sam T. - Complete
The Look by El loopy reviews
'It was as if she were undressing just for him...' Annie and Sam's thoughts during 2x04. Annie x Sam. Oneshot.
Life on Mars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2011 - [Annie C., Sam T.] - Complete
Dolly Daydream by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
Annie can't stop thinking, dreaming or fantasying about DI Sam Tyler. it can be quite embarrasing at times...heartbreaking at others. Sam/Annie
Life on Mars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,468 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Complete
Above All Else by xXDonnaTylerXx reviews
He had to tell her something. Sam feels he owes Annie an explanation, can't bear the thought of her coming to any harm after he's gone... and there's one thing that, whatever happens, he can't leave without letting her know. OS set during S2E8, Sam/Annie.
Life on Mars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,733 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Complete
No Regrets by Symphony In Blue reviews
One year post series. Sam and Annie's relationship is developing nicely, but how does Sam feel? One-shot from Sam's POV.
Life on Mars - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Complete
Life Gets In The Way by Wanna Be Abby reviews
Why is it, that when you finally screw up the courage to ask someone out, life decides to get in the way? My first LoM fic somewhere around S1. Rated T just to be safe and with Gene's language it's best to be so!
Life on Mars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,304 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 6/24/2007
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No Man is an Island reviews
Hong Cha-young visits Vincenzo Cassano on his Island, however, she is soon caught up in Mafia business, infighting and conflict between the families. Will she and their relationship survive?
Vincenzo/빈센조 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,663 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 10/2/2021 - Vincenzo C., Hong Cha-young
I Tell You This, He Will Pay reviews
Takes place mid 3.2 The Hunger. There was more to the interaction between Marcheaux and Constance than she was willing to admit, and why was Clairmont alone fighting in the Red Guard's Tavern? D'Artagnan is suspicious that there is something his wife is not telling him, and he intends to find out what it is.
Musketeers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,612 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/5/2020 - Published: 9/2/2020 - [Constance Bonacieux, D'Artagnan] - Complete
The Paris Prelude reviews
After the end of the film and a prequel to The Turkish Affair. The three agents stopover in Paris to gather some intel on their Turkish mission, and to furnish Gaby with a new wardrobe. Their informant does not turn out to be quite what they are expecting. Gaby finds herself in a mortifying predicament and we find out how Illya knows so much about women's fashion.
Man From U.N.C.L.E. - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,510 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/9/2020 - [Gaby T., Illya K.] Napoleon S., OC - Complete
The Turkish Affair reviews
The team are on their next mission in Istanbul. Gaby and Illya still have not acted on their feelings towards each other. Gaby being partnered with Solo as her 'husband' to investigate a people trafficking Comtesse is doing nothing to ease tensions, especially when that Comtesse has less than innocent intentions towards her new Russian bodyguard.
Man From U.N.C.L.E. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,174 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/2/2020 - Published: 7/28/2020 - [Gaby T., Illya K.] Napoleon S. - Complete
Fate reviews
When wife and mother of two Molly James bumps into an old frenemy after a visit to her parents she reflects back on her life, love and career since leaving Newham to join the army and how it all could have been so different if she'd stayed. Language and themes appropriate to the series. Enjoy.x
Our Girl - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,847 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 4/9/2020 - Published: 10/22/2016 - Captain James, Molly Dawes - Complete
And Now We Dance reviews
Georgia believes her life to be perfect, until Poupi starts to act strangely. She begins to doubt her new life, but fortunately there are some old friends to help her find the way back to the man she loves.
My Life in Ruins - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2019 - Georgia, Poupi - Complete
Irish Hospitality reviews
Six months after the cliff top reunion, Declan and Anna are married and happily settled into the Caragh when two unexpected visitors arrive at their door. With no-where else to go in the pouring rain, they are reluctantly forced to take Anna's ex-fiance, Jeremy, and his female companion in for the night. What could possibly go wrong?
Leap Year - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,115 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/20/2018 - Published: 7/16/2018 - Anna B., Declan - Complete
Ditto reviews
A story featuring Molly and Captain James set after Our Girl Series One and before Series Two. I love that Molly is mentioned in the new series, but these are the bits in between I wanted to see, so I decided to write them. It's squee inducingly fluffy in some places and angsty in others, Rated accordingly for language and sex/violence appropriate to the series, Enjoy. xx
Our Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,262 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 9/26/2016 - Published: 9/15/2016 - Captain James, Molly Dawes - Complete
The Search for Truth reviews
Set approximately four months after the end of the Mummy. Evie and Rick are still finding out about each other, and forging their careers as the explorers and adventurers we now know them to be. A couple of characters from Evie's past threaten her new found life and confidence, can O'Connell give her the faith in herself that she needs and will she in turn believe in him?
Mummy - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,451 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/13/2016 - Published: 12/14/2015 - Evelyn C., OíConnell, R. - Complete
You and I Remember Budapest Very Differently reviews
Hawkeye and Black Widow backstory. From her initial recruitment into S.H.I.E.L.D to the mission in Budapest the story of how two assassins evolved from potential rivals to two halves of the same whole. Updated daily.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 34,867 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 8/27/2014 - Published: 8/2/2014 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Marian's Folly reviews
Robin and Marian are hunting in the woods. A small piece of fluff and an embarrassed maid. Pre Lardeners Ring.
Robin Hood BBC - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Robin Hood, Marian - Complete
It's a Long Way to Tipperary reviews
Ok, still the ghost of Downton will not leave me alone! Five years on from the Christmas Special and a 'sort of' sequel to my previous story 'If you were the only girl in the world' Enjoy. x
Downton Abbey - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 76,497 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Matthew C., Mary C. - Complete
If You Were the Only Girl in the World reviews
Ok, I'll admit it... I cannot wait nine months for my Downton fix, so I decided to carry on without Mr Fellowes assistance. No doubt he will change it all anyway. But this is how I want things to go after the Christmas swoon fest. Enjoy.
Downton Abbey - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,120 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Matthew C., Mary C. - Complete
The Annie Tyler Diaries reviews
DI Alex Drake is searching for the truth about Sam Tyler. Unable to find Annie she stumbles upon her diaries up to 1980. Will this provide the insight she's been looking for... and the answer to get home? Pure Sam/Annie.
Life on Mars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 52,057 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Sam T., Annie C. - Complete
Explanations reviews
The Story so far... Buffy has saved the world... again, and as far as she is aware the blonde vampire Spike perished in the remains of Sunnydale. However... Post Buffy 7 Angel 5 I have ignored the graphic novels Pure Spuffy. Please Review.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,602 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
The Visit reviews
Post Lies My Parents Told Me. An angry Spike leaves Robin and meets an unexpected visitor.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Happily Ever After? reviews
Assumpta didn't die, but that doesn't mean all is plain sailing for the priest and the publican. I don't own the rights to Ballykissangel or the characters I just borrowed them for a while. If you have the time, please review. Thank you
Ballykissangel - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,095 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Complete
The Missing Link reviews
A missing piece of fluff towards the end of series one between episodes 5 & 6. What I wanted to happen between Stephen and Abby... almost. Disclaimer, I don't own the rights to the characters, I just borrowed them for a while. Please Review, it helps.
Primeval - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,675 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Stephen H., Abby M. - Complete