Konri Kari
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Joined 11-11-10, id: 2611670, Profile Updated: 05-13-11
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto, and Harry Potter.

Hi. I read fanfiction all the time, but I've never actually written one. I'm not very good at writing, so I may never write one. However, I do like to review. Thus, since I have disciovered that a lot of people don't like anonymous reviews, I made my own account. I feel that if you are going to read a story someone has worked so hard on, you should at least give them a little feedback. There are only a few things that bother me in fanfiction, so I guess I will list them here.

1. I cannot STAND smut. It is disturbing, and, frankly, more than a little weird. I do not mind a little romance, but there is a limit on what you should put on the internet. I belive that this is crossing some major lines.

2. I absolutely LOATHE flames and flamers. I know that some people may not have the best stories in the world, but that does NOT mean you can just be cruel and destroy their stories like that. WORDS HURT PEOPLE!!! Use constructive critiscism, don't make them cry! I mean, how would you feel if someone did that to you?

3. Finally, I don't really like constant mistakes in spelling and grammar. Now, the occasional mistake does not bother me. I mean, we are all human and we all make mistakes. However, constantly misspelling words and messing up your grammar, especially when it's a little word like people, is just stupid.

These are the only things that REALLY bother me. Everything else is fine by me.

98 percent of the Internet world has a Myspace account. If you are part of the two percent who don't (like me!) copy and paste this onto your profile.

Three out of five kids don't know how to use a comma correctly. If you're one of the 2 out of 5 that do, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you hate it when people make spelling/grammar mistakes in their fanfics, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think these copy-paste things are pointless, but do it anyway, copy and paste this to your profile.

No one appreciates my singing. When I sing, people either tell me that I'm drawing unneccesary attention to myself or that I'm being annoying. If you would like to know someone who doesn't care how much you sing, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list: musiclover209, Bookworm73

If you have read the Ranger's Apprentice series by John Flanagan and loved it, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list: musiclover209, Bookworm73

If you get way too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile.

If you found out about fan fiction on a Google search like I did, post this on your profile!

If you always have more than one tab open when on the computer, copy and paste

If you've ever had a dream and forgotten what it was about before the dream even ended, copy and paste this to your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile. (ALL the time...)

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your face off.

If you have ever gotten so sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember what you were talking about in the first place, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this into your profile

Copy and paste this into your profile if you and your BFFs watch movies just to laugh at them and make fun of

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever had someone talking to you, you don't hear them, and then five minutes later you look at them and say "what did you say?" copy this into your profile(when i am reading)

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever burst out laughing about something in a book, and people look at you wierd, copy and paste this on your profile (this happens to me ALL the time).

If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you still laugh rereading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you want to see Maximum Ride (the movie) on the first day it comes out, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you cried, screamed, threw a fit or shouted FOR GOD'S SAKE WHAT ARE YOU DOING! when Arya rejected Eragon again, Copy and paste. Maybe we can bring them together using the powers of THE INTERWEB!!(Ok, ok, i wasnt THAT bad, but i was pretty peeved off...)

Arya and Eragon are MEANT to be together. If CP doesn't make it happen i will applaud him for standing up to the fan base, staying true to his artistic direction, twisting the story to make us feel sooo much emotion we will burst and then probably kill him for the blasphemy

My best friend is insane. If you are insane or if you have at least one insane friend, copy this into your profile. I am and so is my best friend

If you are the complete opposite of normal, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

you are forever striving to achieve good grammar, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

I am an obsessive Grammar Fascist, engaged in a losing war against txt tlk. Join the fight!

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile (MY STUPID COMPUTER!) (And that sewing machine in home Ec.- we have a war... Crazy me!)

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

Copy this into your profile if you're a procrastination addict.

If you have ever yelled at the book you were reading because the characters did something stupid post this on your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have read all of the Inheritance books at least a half dozen times copy this into your profile.

If you have copy-and-paste-itis (Like me) copy and paste this into your profile.No, wait, don't!

If you have a little voice inside your head that talks to you constantly and won't shut up, copy and paste this into your profile.

If people say you talk too quietly, copy this to your profile.

Post this if you found Maximum Ride: Angel Experiment on one day and the next day you absolutley needed the rest of the series.

If you've ever had a really bad day, gone and read fanfiction, and someone has a story that somehow made it all seem a little better, copy and paste.

If you cried when you finished MAX, then screamed eccentrically when you heard they were releasing Fang soon, post this on your profile.

Post this on your profile if you ever wondered why highlighter doesn't come in black and then thought "Oh".

If you made a genuine WTF face when Max and Fang grew gills, post this on your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both ,copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a self-proclaimed nerd (DFTBA!!), copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile.

If you don't get why some people take showers/baths in the morning because they are just going to get dirty again, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile

If you are a Nintendo fan to your very core, copy and paste this into your profile.(Nintendo for LIFE!)

If you are a girl who HATES the colour pink, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite gender can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile

If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, put this in your profile.

If there are characters on a certian show (no need to mention names) that you HATE BEYOND ALL REASON... copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever got hit in the face with a soccerball, football, etc., copy, paste this onto your profile, and add your name: Kaida Thorn, Gingerstar14, Squirrelflightlover, Metaknight4ever, golfer, Mewtheruler, Tameera the evil one,Bookworm73,

If you were ever leaning against a door and it opened and you fell, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have sudden mood changes out of nowhere copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever thought about murdering a fictional character and actually got so into it you started plotting, put this on your profile.

If you actually enjoy reading, copy this into your profile.

If you are of the opinion that everyone is entitled to their own opinion, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever read something and got sucked into that book, copy this into your profile.

If you enjoy books about dragons, copy this into your profile.

If you enjoy fantasy in general, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

98 percent of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol, put this in your profile if you're one of the 2 that hasen't.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word( And you do at random moments) copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this onto your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're." If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you hear voices of book characters in your head, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever heard of National Talk Like a Pirate Day, copy this into your profile. (September 19! Don't forget!)

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you cried, screamed, or threw a fit when Arya rejected Eragon for a Second time, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever read a novel over 300 pages in under 4 hours, paste this into your profile.

If your obsessed with dragons, ravens, wolves and fantasy copy and paste this in your profile

If you are one of the talented people who have the skill and unbelievable coordination to fallup stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Eragon (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write fang or Link is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you act completly, well, crazy and make a total fool of yourself and not even care. Crazy is when you dedicate your entire being(every cell in your body) to Eragon, Maximum Ride, and fanfiction. Crazy is when you go into build-a-bear workshop and walk up to little kids saying "That's my favorite bear" in a creepy voice and then run like heck when their soccer-moms glare at you. Crazy is when you get jacked up on sugar on your school fieldtrip to bush gardens, laugh for two hours striat WHILE riding rollercaosters, then still laugh after you get slapped by your freinds, and they pour a cold water on you, and you just stop suddenly, and when they asked why you laughed you say " I felt like it." Crazy is when you claim you can walk on water and then get your best friend to hold you by your waist in the air and you move your legs in a walking movement (It works!!) If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done too . Bookworm73: I set my microwave on fire.

If you are one of the proud teens/adults who have a v-o-c-a-b-u-l-a-r-y and do not limit themselves to "omg!" and "Like, that is, like, so, like, totally awsome...!". copy and paste this into your profile.

If reading is a buzzilion times better than watching brain-numbing TV, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you use words like "buzzilion", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you prefer cold and snow over heat and sun, paste this to your profile.

If you are one of the proud teens/adults who have a v-o-c-a-b-u-l-a-r-y and do not limit themselves to "omg!" and "Like, that is, like, so, like, totally awsome...!". copy and paste this into your profile.

If reading is a buzzilion times better than watching brain-numbing TV, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you use words like "buzzilion", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you prefer cold and snow over heat and sun, paste this to your profile.

If Eragon and Arya dont end up together, i will scream,start a rebellion, find C.P's house and personally SLAP! the living daylights out of him. Then ask for an autograph. Copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list if you are with me in the rebellion...ShadowKissedKK,Tameera,

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. (Teeheehee)

If you have ever attempted to high-five someone and missed completely, copy and paste this into your profile.

If ever you have spent a day looking for a particular word, and when someone mentions it you dramatically slap your forehead and yell "OOOHHH!! That's the word I was looking for!",copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate violence in the world and want peace, copy this onto your profile.

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you KNOW the voice in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you're such a loser that you actually read these copy into your profile things, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever walked into a window, copy this onto your profile (yeah... that was funny!)

Pessimism is good. If you are always pessimistic, you will never be disappointed, because you are thinking of the worst case scenario. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.

I prefer solitude over company. Copy and paste this in your profile you have the same feeling.

If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "cheese", "fudge", or "pie", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you often read three or more books at the same time, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever run into a stop sign, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever run into a stop sign more than once, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that being normal is vastly overrated, copy and paste this onto your profile

Did you know the average person only reads three books per year? If you do not even believe it is possible to read that little, copy and paste this to your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this to your profile.

95 percent of teenagers are worried about being popular. If you are part of the 5 percent who are not, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever stayed up and read past 4 in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. (Latest for me is 4am)

If you think Elva is an obnoxious jerk to EVERYONE, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

If you ran up a down escalater copy this into your profile.

99 percent of teens would have a heart attack is facebook and myspace were simultaneously destroyed. If you would be one of the one percent who would be laughing your butt off, or attending a funeral and laughing your butt off, then copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

Arya and Eragon are MEANT to be together. If CP doesn't make it happen i will applaud him for standing up to the fan base, staying true to his artistic direction, twisting the story to make us feel sooo much emotion we will burst and then i will find out where he lives, kidnap him, torture him, and then kill him for blasphemy. Feel the same? You know the drill!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

98 percent of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol, put this in your profile if you like MUFFINS!

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, xnarutoxrocksx,SakuraUchiha101, SakuraHarunoKinomoto, Storm Midnight, Star Wars nut, FlameWing41, Pie in the Face, AryaFan1121,Bookworm73

Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.

If you actually enjoy reading, copy this into your profile.

If you are of the opinion that everyone is entitled to their own opinion, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever read something and got sucked into that book, copy this into your profile.

If you enjoy books about dragons, copy this into your profile.

If you enjoy fantasy in general, copy this into your profile.

If you have copied and pasted more than 10 things into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you're not dead yet, Copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever ran into something while walking with a book, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you want world peace, a brighter future, and more chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like to read what people put in their profiles, and you like Copy& Paste stuff, copy and paste this into your profile.

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(")_(") Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination!

If you've ever seen an adult act like a gangsta or use slang and were freaked out, copy and paste this to your profile.

There is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you LOSE when it becomes weird. If you agree with this, copy and paste this to your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Ginormous Funtastic Everything, Kara Hitame, HopelessxRomanticx1993, boyzaremylife, September5Rhyme (and proud to do so), HisokaYukiko, fullmetal'sgirl92, DarkRose02, devotedtodreams, SkywardShadow, XxGaarasGirlXx, Gaaras1Girl, Saara-chan, BellaPerea, kairika, Arya-Svit-Kona1, InheritanceArtist(it happens daily ;), Pie in the Face, AryaFan1121,Bookworm73

If you know the difference between "its" and "it's", copy and paste this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you often read three or more books at the same time, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever lost someone (dogs and hamsters count) you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.
I am the girl that people look through when I say something.
I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.
I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.
(to my face)
I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on Facebook, or talking to a friend on a phone.
I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and admire the beauty of the landscape afer the rains.
BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird ,who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with books, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a boy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the people who are different, beautiful, and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: HarryArtemis1220, edwardcullenissosexy, Mikiness-Teh-Goddess, Kawaii-Inu-Mimi, hungrylikethewolf1994, ellaoptimistic, Darling Summers, Rozzyrox, Lupus Stevens, xThexBlackxRosex, Rose angel 428, Alyss Mainwaring,Ali Ranger51, Mo the Forensic One, Celebel Svit-kona, kookookarli, Pie in the Face, AryaFan1121,Bookworm73

This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that apply to you!

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking (then it got caught in my hair)
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it.
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the
eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

(Sorry to those who had to read that...I didnt want to have to meet that girl...)

If you cried, screamed, threw a fit or shouted FOR GOD'S SAKE WHAT ARE YOU DOING! when Arya rejected Eragon again, Copy and paste. Maybe we can bring them together using the powers of THE INTERWEB!!(Ok, ok, i wasnt THAT bad, but i was pretty peeved off...)

Arya and Eragon are MEANT to be together. If CP doesn't make it happen i will applaud him for standing up to the fan base, staying true to his artistic direction, twisting the story to make us feel sooo much emotion we will burst and then probably kill him for the blasphemy

Gay marriage:
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... --
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think being unique is better than being cool( being unique is COOL), copy this into your profile

If you have ever crashed into a wall(or anything else) while sugarhigh, copy and paste this into your profile

Try Not To Cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Novemberscorpion110388, WriterGirl3000, tietum, misto-shadow, M-Warrior, GreenWolfBoss, Azaria-Lady of Dreams, Devilsangelsaphire,Cloudhawk ShadowQueen25 MurtaghFanGirl13, Bookworm73

This about a little girl who was abused, if you care copy and paste this in your profile

My name is sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm sradishing to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I sradish to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

Month One.
Hi Mommy!
I am only 3/4 of an inch long,
But I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it,
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
Is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two.

Mommy,
Today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
You could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three.

You know what Mommy,
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too,
And I cry with you even though
You can't hear me.

Month Four.

Mommy,
My hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
But I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
And stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five.

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby, Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six.

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! Help me!

Month Seven.

Mommy,
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me, Mommy?

Every abortion is just...

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this.

I BELIEVE IN GOD

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it?

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
and if you stand up 4 him he will stand up for you.

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you believe in the tiune God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost
then copy and paste this in your profile
If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...
" If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

COME TO MY PARTY!

THE TIGHTEST PARTY IN THE WORLD!
There will b a DJ , I'm throwing a party... everyone is invited!

So everyone come. But read the rest of this bulletin first.

Come Kick it at The Biggest Party Ever.

DETAILS BELOW..

Special Guest: Jesus Christ, God The Father,
Featuring DJ Holy Spirit.

When: When you enter the Gates of Heaven

Where: Kingdom of Heaven

How: Just Ask

Why: Because God Loves You!

... Come As You Are! Bring Nothing but Your Heart and Soul.

98 OF TEENS WON'T STAND UP FOR GOD...

REPOST THIS IF YOU'RE ONE OF THE 2 WHO WILL.

Jesus said, "If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny
you in front of my Father."

Repost as COME TO MY PARTY!

You know you lived in 2006 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

50 things to do on an elevator.

1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.

2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of you kleenex to other passengers

3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, damnit, all of you just shut up!"

4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It a Small World" incessantly.

5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.

6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequence of the elevator.

7. Shave.

8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the door open, then act embarrassed when they open themselves.

12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol comming!"

13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

14. One word: Flatulence!

15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.

16. Do Tai Chi exercises.

17. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

18. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!"

19. Meow occasionally.

20. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

21. Push all of the buttons when you get off... Works great if there are still people on it.

22. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"

23. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.

24. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.

25. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.

26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

28. Burp, and then say "Mmmm...tasty!"

29. Leave a box between the doors.

30. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.

31. Wear a puppet on you hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.

32. Start a sing-along.

33. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "Is that your beeper?"

34. Play the harmonica.

35. Shadow box.

36. Say "Ding!" at each floor.

37. Lean against the button panel.

38. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.

39. Listen to the elevator wall with a stethoscope.

40. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "Personal space."

41. Bring a chair along to sit in.

42. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"

43. Blow spit bubbles.

44. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.

45. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

46. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

47. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.

48. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.

49. Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."

50. When the elevator starts moving you move up & down until the elevator shakes and yell "EARTHQUAKE!"

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.

REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

35 Things to do when your in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"

16. Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly when they take one.

17. Buy 350 cans of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!" when the cashier tells you the price.

18. Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask people where you can find the CDs.

19. Start a fish-stick fight.

20. Walk up to random people, give them bear hugs, and say very loudly that you missed them and they never really did get that dandruf shampoo you recommended.

21. Jump in a cart and have a friend push you while you scream "The Germans are coming!"

22. Attempt to fly off a high shelf.

23. Run up to an employee and ask "Do you like me?" If they say no, yell out "You broke my heart, you evil monster! I'm telling the manager!" and start throwing canned tomatoes at them. If they say yes just to get you away, pat their shoulder, and say "What a shame because that girl over there" point to a random person "was just about to ask you to dinner."

24. Throw confetti on random people walking into the store.

25. Whisper "I know your 'little' secret" to people in the checkout lines.

26. Stand inside the freezer in the frozen food section.

27. Walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...they want me to take you away...to aisle eight..."

28. Ask the clerk to make a page saying "If there is an Edward in the store, Bella is looking for you at the main info desk".

29. See how many cans of frosting you can open and thoroughly lick without getting caught.

30. Go to a person with a shopping cart full of merchandise and demand a ride in the basket.

31. Practice your juggling with a few Grade-A eggs.

32. Squeeze the cream-filled doughnuts.

33. Walk into the baby clothes section, pick up a pink baby dress, then throw it down and run away screaming that the pink bunnies of doom came back.

34. Bow to the display of T.Vs in the electronics section.

35. See if you can move the bottom can from the gigantic canned beet pyramid

"I keep trying to kidnap Jasper, but every time Alice is waiting at his wwindow with a bat. How does she kn-... Oh right." (-Facebook Tag)

I'm emo, so I MUST cut myself.

I like cartoons, so I MUST be immature.

I like to talk, so I MUST be a gossip.

I don't fight back, so I MUST be pathetic.

I wear black, so I MUST be goth.

I'm intelligent, so I MUST be weak.

I got a lower grade, so I MUST be dumb.

I'm blonde, so I MUST be a ditz.

I don't want a boyfriend, so I MUST be a lesbian.

I'm a dancer, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm strong, so I MUST be stupid.

I raise my hand, so I MUST be a teacher's pet.

I dye my hair, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm Christian, so I MUST convert you.

I'm atheist, so I MUST hate other religions.

I have a speech problem, so I MUST be retarded.

I'm American, so I MUST be obese.

I'm a cheer-leader, so I MUST be conceited.

I play an instrument, so I MUST be a band geek.

I'm white, so I MUST be selfish.

I'm black, so I MUST be violent.

I'm a writer, so I MUST have no life.

I care about the environment, so I MUST be a hippie.

I'm disabled, so I MUST be looking for pity.

I don't like a specific black person, so I MUST be racist.

I like rap/hip hop, so I MUST be ghetto.

I live in a smaller house, so I MUST be poor.

I lose and forget things, so I MUST be irresponsible.

I'm bad at making friends, so I MUST be an outcast.

I have no job, so I MUST be a drop-out.

I'm sick of the world, so I MUST be suicidal.

I don't like crowds, so I MUST be anti-social.

I like online gaming, so I MUST be a geek.

I'm a tomboy, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm emotional, so I MUST be a baby.

I get angry, so I MUST be abusive.

I have lots of friends, so I MUST be a prep.

I'm fat, so I MUST have an eating problem.

I'm skinny, so I MUST have an eating disorder.

I have no interest in math, so I MUST be an idiot.

I like school, so I MUST be a nerd.

I don't cry, so I MUST not have feelings.

I'm different, so I MUST not be allowed to fit in.

I'm a person, so I MUST be LABELED.

I'm german, so i MUST be a nazi

--I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy( I HATE THIS ONE)
I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd
I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST believe in heaven.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid..
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I hang out with TEENAGE DRINKERS and SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp
PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

I like to read, so I MUST be a dork

Add your own and copy this on your profile if you are SICK OF THIS CRAP

95 of kids would have a mental breakdown if "Miley Cyrus" was about to jump out of a moving helicopter, Copy and paste this into your profile if your one of the 5 with a bag of popcorn yelling ' jump bitch!'

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effect, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever mistaken a stick for a snake, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hate obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy and paste this into your profile

If you think Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this to your profile

If you have ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you said it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste into your profile

Actual Consumer Labels

- Hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.

- Bag of candy: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

- Bar of soap: Use like regular soap.

- Dessert (bottom of box): Do not turn upside down.

- Chainsaw: Warning - Do not attempt to stop chainsaw with hands.

- Keyboard: Warning - To reduce possibilities of fatal injuries, please read instructions manual.

- Children's Cough Medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery after consuming.

- Child's Superman Costume: Warning - Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

- American Airlines Packet of Peanuts: Instructions - Open bag, eat nuts. (Warning: May contain nuts.)

- Swimming Pool: Please refrain from shaving when using the whirlpool or sauna.

When You Dial A Mental Hospital

Ring...Ring...

Welcome to Psychiatric World. If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.

If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2.

If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.

If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the phone so we can trace the call.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and the little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.

If you are delusional and hallucinate, please be aware that the thing you are holding on the side of your head is alive and about to bite off your ear.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

- If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

- If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. (IT'S ME!)

- If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

- If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you love Jesus with one hundred percent of your heart copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

Even when you cant see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile

If you are obsessed with Danny Phantom, copy this into your profile.

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Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing

:.:7 Ways to Scare your roommates:.:

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."

6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.

2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."

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This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your
signature to help him gain world domination!

ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will prank call him and whisper, " You will die in seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run! bitch, run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was fucking awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend will ask you why you are crying. A best friend is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing too, just to help you cry.

A good friend helps you when you fall. A best friend laughs and trips you again.

The 6 truths of life...

1. You can't lick all of your teeth with your tongue.

2. You just tried to do the above.

3. The first truth is a lie.

4. You're smiling now because you're realising you're an idiot.

5. You'll copy this into your profile for some other sucker to read it.

6. There's still a stupid smile on your face. XD

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101

Life's funniest Questions - Some things just don't make sense;

1. When a cow laughs, does milk come out it's nose?

2. If stealing from one book is plagiarism, why is stealing from many research?

3. If vegetable oil is made out of vegetables, what is baby oil made out of?

4. Why is the alphabet in that order?

5. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest of them have to drown too?

6. What was the best thing before sliced bread?

7. If everything 'tastes like chicken', what does chicken taste like?

20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity:

1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down.
2) Page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice.
3) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In"
5) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6) In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors"
7) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy"
8) Dont use any punctuation
9) As often as possible, skip rather than walk
.
10) Ask people what sex they are. laugh hysterically after they answer.
11) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go"
12) Sing along at the opera.
13) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme
.
14) Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day
.
15) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because your not in the mood.
16) Have you co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard.
17) WHEN THE MONEY COMES OUT OF THE ATM, SCREAM "I WON! I WON!"
18) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! they're loose!"
19) Tell your children over dinner, "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
20) paste this on your profile, it's called therapy.

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. - Not sure who said it first... sorry

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people - Again don't know who said but i like it

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. - Maryon Pearson

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. - IDK but I love doing what others say i can't

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room. - Hehe... IDk who said it ...

The road to success is always under construction. -IDK but its funny

My Mother Taught Me

1. My mother taught me RELIGION.

"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.

"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

3. My mother taught me LOGIC.

"Because I said so, that's why."

4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.

"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.

"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

6. My mother taught me IRONY.

"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

7. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.

"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.

"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

9. My mother taught me about STAMINA.

"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

10. My mother taught me about WEATHER.

"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.

"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.

"Stop acting like your father!"

14. My mother taught me about ENVY.

"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.

"Just wait until we get home."

16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.

"You are going to get it when you get home!"

17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.

"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

18. My mother taught me ESP.

"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

19. My mother taught me HUMOR.

"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.

"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

21. My mother taught me GENETICS.

"You're just like your father."

22. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.

"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

23. My mother taught me WISDOM.

"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

24. My mother taught me SHAPE-SHIFTING.

"You'll turn into a sausage if you eat any more.”

25. My mother taught me CONSEQUENCES.

"If you don't tidy your room, there'll be hell to pay."

26. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

I'm the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.
I am the girl that people look through when I say something.
I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.
I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.
I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone.
I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.
I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, secilmis yazar, Holly Marie Fowl, Liris, Meihua68, Jinmay-4-ever, Miss Ginny Weasley, SmartGirlD, Aiedail-The Morning Star, Bookworm73

--If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, put it in your profile..

I wrote your name in the sky
But the wind blew it away.
I wrote your name in the sand,
But the waves swept it away.
I wrote your name in my heart,
And it lasted forever.

One bright day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise
And ran to save the two dead boys.
And if you don't believe this lie is true,
Go ask the blind man, he saw it too.

--I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.

--Boys are like slinkeys. Useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

--There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE, now that's weird.

--Being mature is overrated.

--Being weird is like being normal, only better.

--I see regular people!

--I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

--I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

--Anyone can reach the stars. If you can't reach them, catch one that falls.

--Smile... it confuses people.

--Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

--The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

--I told my boyfriend he was gay and he hit me with his purse.

--Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

--Palm Reader: -gasp- "You're going to die. But don't worry, you'll live through it."

--Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...

--I used to care, but I take a pill for that now.

--I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You will be my squishy!

--One out of four people are insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you.

--They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

--When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip 'n slide.

--I don't obsess, I think intensely.

--Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not.

--Enjoying the "Great Outdoors" would be better if it were great.

--When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

--My mind works like lightning...one flash and then it's gone.

--My heart? Yeah. It's not a playground.

--We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls our good at one thing: Staying Strong.

--Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbeegetting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face.

--Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes.

--Tears wash the windows of our souls so we can see ourselves more clearly

--An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit!

--You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

--You call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark grows on trees. Trees are a part of nature. Nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful, thanks for noticing.

--Multiply it by infinity, take it to the depths of forever and you'll still only have a glimpse of how much I love you.

-- If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

--If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, put it in your profile..

--Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You Since 1901

--Jaspar Hale: Charming Ladies Since 1843

--Boys are like trees-- they take fifty years to grow up.

--STFU!! You are NOT bringing sexy back!!

--My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

--Your mom looks like VOLDEMORT!! (oh burn)

--Behind every bitch there's a guy that made her that way.

--Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

--You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Why America has some issues...

1. Only in America can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America do people order double cheeseburgers,large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America are there people who leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America are there people who use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America are there people who buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America are there people who use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

10. Only in America are there people who have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile

If you've started having dreams featuring Twilight characters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you went to sleep at around 2 am reading Twilight and/or New Moon, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read, if you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then cut and paste this to your Profile

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your last name wrong...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you easily finish one novel (or more) a day, copy this onto your profile.

If you randomly sing this part of Umbrella, copy and paste this into your profile:"Under my umbrella, ella, ehe, ehe, under my umbrella, ella, ehe, ehe, ehe, under my umbrella, ella, ehe, ehe, ehe , ehe,

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile. (which is how much?)

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile

If you've ever walked into a window copy this onto your profile

If you have ever ran into a door, copy and paste this into your profile

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If random songs just pop into your head at any given momet, from 'I've Been Working On the Railroad', to the Animorph version of the Barney song (I hate you, you hate me, we're an alien family ect. Personally, I like this version better) to your most favorite song ever, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you can't figure out if these copy and paste things bug you or if you love them, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the frick'n trix, copy and paste this into your profile. (Honestly! All he wants is a little bit of sugary cereal and/or yogurt)

If you have ever been poked and made a noise resembling that of a constipated animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this into your profile

IF YOU ARE ON A MAJOR SUGAR RUSH RIGHT NOW COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

IF YOU'VE EVER LEAPED DOWN THE HALLWAY OF A HOTEL AND TURNED THE CORNER AND SAW PEOPLE STARING AT YOU COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile.

If you truely believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push copy this into your profile

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If you think that there is such a thing as the paranormal, copy this and paste it into your profile

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WIWAVS is Wishing I Was A Vampire Syndrome

Copy and paste this into your profile if you and your BFFs watch movies just to laugh at them and make fun of them.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer!

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict.

Things guys should know when dealing with girls

1. Don't tell us we're sexy, tell us we're beautiful

2. When we look at your lips, kiss us already

3. When we say something about Ben Barnes, Ian Somerhalder, or Taylor Lautner (etc.) just smile and nod.

4. If your girlfriend blames being moody on PMS, she's upset with you and hopes you'll figure it out on your own.

5. As much as you might use it around your friends... never say boobies around girls.

6. That said, never say "Oh boobies!" in front of us.

7. We don't give a damn about how hot a girl in your math class is, if you talk about her in front of us... she might have a broken nose in math tomorrow.

8. Never say "Jockstrap" in front of us.

9. When we ignore you, but we're smiling, we think you're the best person on earth.

10. When we blush for no reason... its cause your in the room.

11. Don't try to understand PMS... unless you exprience it... you won't understand it. Trust me.

12. Kiss us in the rain

13. Kiss our nose

14. When we say we're okay, we're not.

15. When we seem flushed and annoyed about something. Ask what it is.

16. When you are out and she says she wants something little like a necklace from Claire's ... buy it for her later and give it to her the next time you see her.

17. When we say that we miss you, nobody on earth misses you more

18. Say sorry even if you didn't do anything

19. Don't say we deserve better... we choose you.


Boredm Busters

1. Try not to think about penguins.

2. Make prank calls

3. Look up a really hot celb on the web and drool over them

4.Try to find something for your BFF's next birthday.

5. Atempt knitting.

6. Write a list of boredm busters.

7. Read my story on this site

8. Look up Norman Bates

9. Email grandma

10. Update your blog.

11. Think how Dimka probably will be saved in Spirit Bound and feel happy.

12. Eat 6 spoons of suger and get hyper... you will find something to do... trust me.

13. Think of something funny your BFF said the other day.

14. Think about how cringy the fashion sense was in 1960

15. Drool over Taylor Lautner.

16. Get Prince Caspian from your video store and spend 2:27:22 hours drooling over Ben Barnes.

17. Think about that guy in your math class who makes it hard to breathe right.

18. Try to imitate the bitch in your english class.

19. Try to immate your older sibling and see how pissed they get

20. Write your autobiography about yourself

21. Write an embarasing bio about your BFF

22. Compare you and your BFF to Lissa and Rose.

23. Read the lust charm scene in Vampire Academy.

24. Stare at someone in your house.

25. Stare at your cat.

26. Change clothes.

27. Take a shower.

28. Wonder if I was trying to tell you something in the "Take a shower" idea.

29. Give your pet an interesting new haircut

30. Drop your cat from a high window, see if they land on all fours.

31. Let your dog chase after a car

32. Let him catch it


Ten things to see before you die

1. A vegetarian be eaten by an animal.

2. An emo kid talk about happy bunnies.

3. Homer say something intelligent.

4. Taxes disappear.

5. Voldemort destroy one of his Horcruxes.

6. Michael Jackson be stalked by children.

7. Children take over class and teach teacher in child subjects, such as: armpit farts, skate-boarding, real music, ect.

8. Wrestling people forget their moves.

9. The coyote catch the road runner.

10. The reaction of the teen population if abercombie was closed and it was illegal to wear their clothing.


you've ever tried putting your hair behind your ears, and ended up poking yourself in the eye...copy/paste this into your profile

Emmett's the strongest.
Rosalie's the hottest.
Edward's the fastest.
Bella's the clumsiest
Alice's the quirkiest.

But only Jasper can sit in a corner and STILL make everyone feel jealous.

If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight, that whenever you hear thunder, you think of vampires playing baseball...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consectutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile
If you have deja vu a lot, copy this into your profile.
If you probably have a body in your closet, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have an ipod and love rocking out to it, post on profile.
If you would kill to have wings (to be with FANGpost on profile.
If you think the Cullens should have their own theme music :o) Copy this to your Profile
If you have ever been kidnapped and nearly eaten by evil flying squirrels before your vampire boyfriend saved you, then you found a flamethrower and vanquished the squirrels shouting “Die, squirrel beasts, die!”, copy this into your profile.
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile

If you think Jasper Hale is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
If you know what a lemon fly is(for those who dont, it is a mythical lemon with wings. ha! now you know!)
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've reread TWILIGHT over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've had at least two friends move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile


10 really good comebacks

1. I'd insult you, but you're not bright enough to notice.

2. Does your train of thought have a caboose?

3. I have a computer, a vibrator, & pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house?

4. Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.

5. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.

6. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.

7. Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them.

8. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

9. Did I mention the kick in the groin you'll be receiving if you touch me?

10. If I throw a stick, will you leave?


Rose: Do I ever cross your mind?
Dimitri: No

Rose: Do you like me?
Dimitri: No

Rose: Do you want me?
Dimitri: No

Rose: Would you cry if I left?
Dimitri: No

Rose: Would you live for me?
Dimitri: No

Rose: Would you do anything for me?
Dimitri: No

Rose: Choose--me or your life
Dimitri: My life

Rose runs away in shock and pain and Dimitri runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

READ VAMPIRE ACADEMY OR I'LL PROVOKE THE STRIGOI AND BLAME YOU!

-if you wish you could go to St. Vladimir's Academy like Rose and Lissa and meet a guy like Dimitri, put this on your profile

if you are so angry at the freaking strigoi for turning Dimitri and taking him away from Rose, post this

-if vampires are real, post it

-if you have read every vampire book you can get your little hands on, post it up!

-If you support the ‘Rose somehow SAVING and NOT KILLING Dimitri’ club, copy this

Can I ask you something?

If you walked up to a gay or lesbian person and said hi, what do you think they would do?

No they wouldn't try to touch you in any weird places.

No they wouldn't flash you.

No they wouldn't rob you.

No they wouldn't curse at you.

Yes they would say hi and move on with their lives.

Just like you would.

Because they are just like you.

They aren't aliens.

They're humans.

And we're all humans.

So what's the difference if they're homosexual?

Huh?

Re post this if you think homophobia is wrong and should be stopped.

If you are homophobic. Then you are a shithead. I do not respect your views.

ITS OKAY TO BE GAY AND LESBIAN!!


If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into ya profile.

If you have ever dreamed or imagined being a vampire or a werewolf, put this in your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than 5 consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than 5 consecutive minutes about twilight, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile


THINGS TO NEVER BE SAID WITHIN EARSHOT OF A VAMPIRE & WHY

1) Bite me-he might take it as an invitation

2) Over my dead body-he might take it literally

3) Damn-he might be sensitive about that, remember, vamps are eternally damned

4) Bloody murder-he'll wonder if he committed it unknowingly

5) I'm gonna kill you-he might want to help

6) Vampires don't exist-he might get offended, then be angry with you & I don't know about you but I wouldn't want a vamp mad at me

7) Go to Hell-he's on his way, or so he thinks, don't remind him

8) That guy over there is a sexy vampire-he'll move and you won't get to be his equivelant to Bella or Elena, or any of the other human chicks that run with the vamps

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible.

These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods..

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

If you found these just too funny, put them on your profile too!

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down. I bet you can't resist passing it on when you're done!

lol these things are COOL!!

-If you hate someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way you are a mile away from them AND you have their shoes.

-Wish for what you want...work for what you need

-When you love someone you can tell...when you're in love with someone, every one else can.

-They laugh because I'm different...i laugh because they're the same.

I'd rather be hated for who i am the loved for who I'm not.

-The TRUTH is that everyone going to hurt you...you just have to decide who is worth the pain.

-You shall know the truth and the truth shall make you mad- Aldous Huxley

- Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterward.- Vernon Law

-Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

- Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.-Did you just call me a bitch? Well a bitch is a dog, and dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are part of nature, nature is beautiful. So yeah, thanks for the compliment.

-BRB, I'm busy trying to jump off the roof with the kitchen broom.

Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

-BE nice to losers. one day they might be cool!

When I hear somebody sigh "Life is hard" I'm always tempted to ask "Compared to what?"

"We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box."

I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow

"When there's a will, I want to be in it."

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.

- There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

- "Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

- Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

- If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

- The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

- He who laughs last didn't get it.

-Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.

-I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.

-The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

-When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

-Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

-I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

-Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

"She's my best friend. Break her heart, and I'll break your face."

"I plan on living forever...so far so good."

"The greater danger for most of us is not that
our aim is too high and we miss it, but
that it is too low and we reach it."
- Michelangelo

Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.

Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are the same number of letters?

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them?

There are no stupid questions – just a bunch of inquisitive idiots.

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

Don’t mess with me I've got a stick

I ran with scissors, and lived!

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her

When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you
Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you
Give her your attention

When she pulls away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time
Reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
don't look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-

When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's butt am I kicking?"

The Right Guy:

Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,

who calls you back when you hang up on him,

who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.

Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead,

who keeps your picture in his wallet,

who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,

who holds your hand in front of all his freinds,

who thinks your beautiful without makeup,

one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,

THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL,

Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART,

Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG,

Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY,

Calling me POOR won't make you RICH,

Calling me FAT wont make you SKINNY,

Calling me UNCOOL wont make you COOL,

So why bother?

Bella: "It's...a cow."
Edward: "No, Bella. It's a dinosaur. Of course it's a cow!"
Bella: "You...want me to eat it?"
Edward: "No. I want you to throw a stick at it and see if it brings it back."
Bella: "Feeling a little sarcastic today?"
Edward: "Just a bit."

If you have ever fallen down the stairs copy this into your profile

If people think you are mentally insane copy this into your profile

If they are right copy and paste this into your profile

If you think everyone's out of their minds (including yourself...but that's a given), copy and paste this to your profile

If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. -evil laugh-... parking garage... yellow bunnies... blue m&m's...

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever randomly burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever had a really (and I mean really) obvious revelation, such as "my gosh, I get it, it's called fall, because the leaves fall from the trees!" copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly stupid, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that dumb girl from the Eggo commercial should just give her father some freakin' waffles already, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think the Co-coa Puff Turkey Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, copy this into your profile!

Copy And Paste this If you can't walk across a flat surface with out finding some way to trip! (Yep...Happens all the frikin time...I also tripped down the staires cause of a peice of chocolate lint on the floor... :) Yea...I Is very smart Rolls eyes)

Copy And Paste this If your a Brunette with ALOT Of Blonde Moments.. (Blonde Pplz Dont Take offence!!)

I love You, you Love ME! Lets Go out And Kill Barnie, With a shot gun BANG BANG! Barnie on the floor, No more stupid dinosaur!

COPY AND PASTE THAT TILL BARNIE DIES!!

Mwhahaha

Copy and Paste If you have ever fallen down and suddenly burst out crying because Edward Cullen wasn't there to catch you. ( I have and it HURT!!)

Copy And Paste this If you Like Copy and Pastes!! Mwhahah

things tothink about when you are on a tiolet:

If a quiz is called a quizzical, then what do you call a test?
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"
What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
If the police arrest a mime, does he still have the right to remain silent?
Do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
If a pit bull humps your leg you'd better fake an orgasm.
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
Live every day as if it were your last. Eventually you'll be right.
The easiest way to find something that's lost is to buy a replacement.
How come when you open a can of evaporated milk it's still there?
Why is there only one Monopolies commission?
If a thing is worth doing, it would have been done already.
Guns don't kill people - Husbands who come home early kill people.
Why do you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
Why does your gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed?
Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic?'
Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date?
Is French kissing in France just called kissing?
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?
Why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?
Why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?
Why is a package transported in a car called shipment, but on a ship it's called cargo?
Why isn't phonetics spelt the way it sounds?
Why Didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why is dyslexia so hard to spell?
Why is Lisp spelt with an "S"?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its ass."
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the car pool lane?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of Coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their ass when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
Stop singing and read on . . . .. . . .
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a haemorrhoid when it's in your ass?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
If Thomas Baker made bread, and John Carpenter built houses, what did John Hancock do?
The other day I was wondering, "why does a frisbee get larger the closer it gets to you?"
and then it hit me.

Never knock on Death's door-ring the bell and run away. Death really hates that.

Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?

-When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

-Education is important; school however, is another matter.

-Hello. You have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are, where you are from, and what you want so there is no need to leave a message.

-Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

-If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either.

-Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are the same number of letters?

There are no stupid questions – just a bunch of inquisitive idiots.

-It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

-Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls.

If you think vampires have souls copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

AACD is Addicted to All Cullens Disorder
AV is Addicted to Vampires
ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder
If you are addicted to Vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

Fine the Real Definition

(From Italian Job)

F.reaked Out

I.nsecure

N.uerotic

E.motional

Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.

Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.

When the going gets tough, the tough get duct tape

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

93 Percent Of the people who read this won't repost it.

Don't be one of those people.

Believe in God and he'll always be there to protect you

"Don't fall for someone unless they're willing to catch you."

"If you don't understand my silence, then you won't understand my words."

"Hell's not so bad if you get to keep an angel with you." ~ Emmett Cullen

"All our dreams can come true if we have the courage to pursue them." ~ Walt Disney

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

Twilight Oath-
I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlie’s sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the Emergency Room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to remember Rose
Whenever I see someone that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful curly hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my emotions are unfurled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

16 THINGS IM GOING TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
1. On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
2. On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special)?
3. On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion).
4. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
5. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought??...)
6. On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time)?
7. On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
8. On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and...I'm taking this because??...)
9. On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what)?
10. On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)
11. On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)
12. On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)
13. On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
14. On a Korean kitchen knife-- "Warning: keep out of children."
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)
15. On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)


33 Things to do in an Elevator:

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
23. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
24. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
25. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
26. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
27. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
28. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
29. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
30. Tell people that you can see their aura.
31. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
32. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
33. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

1) I NEED TO TELL YOU A SECRET (LO0K AT #5)

2) THE ANSWER IS (L0OK AT #11)

3) D0NT GET MAD (L0OK AT #15)

4) CALM DOWN DONT BE TICKED OFF ( L0OK AT #13

5) FIRST (L0OK AT #2)

6) D0NT BE THAT MAD (L0OK AT #12)

7) I JUST WANTED TO SAY HI...LOL

8 ) WHAT I WANTED TO TELL YOU IS...(THE ANSWER IS ON #14)

9) BE PATIENT (L0OK AT #4)

10) THIS IS THE LAST TIME IMMA DO THIS (L0OK AT #7)

11) IM NOT MAD WHEN IM SAYIN THIS (L0OK AT#6)

12) S0RRY (L0OK AT #8 )

13) D0NT BE GETTIN ALL HYPE (L0OK AT #10)

14) I D0NT KNOW HOW TO SAY THIS (L0OK AT #3)

15) YOU MUST BE REALLY TICKED OFF (L0OK AT NUMBER #9)

HELL EXPLAINED BY A CHEMISTRY STUDENT

The following is an actual question given on University of Arizona chemistry mid term.

The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well:

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. There fore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today.

Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct... ...leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh God.'

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+.

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The Adventures of Merlin by syfygal reviews
*Previously named the Kindness of Kings!* A series of 'What if' one shots based on Merlin's adventures. Taking YOUR requests now. First chapter, AU on 5x10 - The Kindness of Strangers. What if... Arthur pursues Merlin after he sneaks away from camp and catches up with him, only to see the dreaded arrow stuck in the boy's side...
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 101,807 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 12/14/2014 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Merlin, Arthur
Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619 reviews
When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 904 - Favs: 2,960 - Follows: 1,487 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh by carmelinagunn reviews
Bella moved to LA and has found "sisters" in 2 of her school mates. They meet 3 brothers in their new apt building & experiences love in more ways than one, in more depth than she knew was possible. Zip up your love. Read IEWIS. AH, regular pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 291,233 - Reviews: 5021 - Favs: 5,012 - Follows: 1,330 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Ticket by Traw reviews
It had to happen one day... and Danny was glad he got to see it.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 12/13/2012 - Danny W., Steve M. - Complete
Let's Talk, Quidditch Captain to Quidditch Captain by ferret assassin nin reviews
Harry never understood why Wood was so adamant about winning the Cup or why he was so hard of a captain until he became captain himself in sixth year. All of the responsibility of the role he is about to play in the Second Wizarding War is beginning to wear on him. He believes he's a terrible captain, but can an old friend and former captain change his mind? *not slash*
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,724 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Harry P., Oliver W. - Complete
Rogue by AquilaKate reviews
An injured Steve and his hobbling sidekick, Kono, escape the hospital to track down a ring of gun smugglers that nearly killed them. Danny and Chin are, of course, thrilled.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,949 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Steve M., Kono K. - Complete
The Game's Up by Ella Dean Pendragon reviews
Chin and Kono get calls from HPD saying that there has been a break in at Steve's house, when they get there why do they find Danny already there in the dead of the night wearing Steve's clothes and his hair looking like he just rolled out of bed? Slash, McDanno.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Steve M., Danny W. - Complete
The Avengers Take a Sick Day by DemonicChica reviews
Yeah... pure silliness. So each Avenger gets a chapter dedicated to some one taking care of them when they get sick. This is not slash though if you really want it you can read between the lines. R&R means read and review not read and retreat, so please, please, PLEASE leave a review for me. Okay... well that's all I have to say except please read it. Okay bye!
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,653 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Complete
Soon To Be by vampyfreak reviews
Danny gets himself into a spot of trouble but Steve's there to help him out. Bridging the gap from friends to ohana.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,244 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Danny W., Steve M. - Complete
Off-Balance (On Steady Ground) by Animegirl1129 reviews
In which Greg doesn't show up for work, Nick goes to see what's up, and the floor is not really moving. Pre-slash.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,169 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Nick S., Greg S. - Complete
Our Brother's Keeper by OneDarkandStormyNight reviews
Gift fic for carinims01, who requested that Merlin have a nightmare during a bad storm and Arthur be there to comfort him. Featuring sick/scared Merlin, worried/protective Arthur, and more than a little brotherly love. Set after my fic The Voice in the Dream.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,065 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Wally West Killed the Flash! by fencingfan reviews
A similar premise to Guilded's story privacy. Wally West is arrested by Batman and Superman, only they don't know his secret identity yet. FYI rating is for child abuse !Edited as of 10/28/12!
Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,947 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Wally W./Flash - Complete
Super mistake by Blue Eyes Angle 2 reviews
Sometimes even Superman has his superhearing get the better of him. Poor Conner and Roy.
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Conner K./Superboy, Wally W./Kid Flash, Clark K./Superman, Roy Harper/Red Arrow - Complete
Eight minutes by ferggirl reviews
Deeks and Kensi get themselves into some... interesting predicaments. Here's one. "He just wouldn't be Marty Deeks if he didn't try some ridiculously daring move under the guise of saving them all the messy paperwork that she supposed would come if she splattered on the pavement. And he told her she was a crazy ninja assassin." Complete
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,734 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 8/17/2012 - M. Deeks, Kensi B. - Complete
Irate Wives and Navy SEALs by AnimeSiren reviews
A couple of Steve's old Navy buddies get introduced to the "wife." Steve/Danny pairing.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,474 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Danny W., Steve M. - Complete
Oleoresin Capsicum by Ice Queen1 reviews
During a sting, Neal gets caught in the crossfire. The end result is he would really, really prefer to get shot in the future. One swear word. I think...
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,415 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
Bad Team! by BlatantBookworm reviews
It started as a way to get Robin to stop vanishing during missions. Then Robin decided to get payback on Wally. Before they knew it, each of the team had a flaw that was trying to be fixed with the power of spray bottles.
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,032 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Wally W./Kid Flash, Richard G./Robin - Complete
That must hurt like a by bumaddyangel reviews
On the floor and in pain, how can Hinata get out of this one? *Idea came to me in my writing class*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
Theirs Was The Graveyard by WillowBlueJay17 reviews
Listening to instincts, luck, chance...It is amazing how a few slight twists of fate could alter so much. AU. One-shot. COMPLETED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,333 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Harry P., Cedric D. - Complete
Pride Goeth by Spun reviews
Magnus is attractively arrogant. Alec is horrendously sick for two days, but he gets to be right for once, so it's worth it. "We should call it a holiday. 'The Day Alec Was Right and Magnus Was Wrong'."
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,610 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 59 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Up All Night by lolitarun reviews
Post-"Big Brother." Blaine gets sick and Cooper's the only one there to help him.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,580 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Blaine A., Cooper A. - Complete
Birds Do It, Bees Do It by LeeLee777 reviews
Danny has a bit of a problem with Grace asking about S-E-X, his friends help him through it. Mostly friendship and humor, slight angst on Danny's part.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Danny W., Steve M. - Complete
26 Things Danny Found in the Camaro's Trunk by Qweb reviews
Danny takes inventory of the stuff Steve has put in the trunk of DANNY'S car.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Danny W., Steve M. - Complete
Daycare by Cookiekitten reviews
N wants to know where babies come from. White is at a loss how to explain. Chaos ensues. Slight N/White, FerrisWheelshipping
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/20/2012 - N H./Natural H. G., Hilda/Touko - Complete
The Flying Fish by RosieRoe reviews
Brittany comes to visit Kurt at Dalton and gives the warblers a shock
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Brittany P., Kurt H. - Complete
Siege on the Fairy Kingdom by FablehavenFan reviews
SEQUEL TO "THE WRATH OF NAVAROG". The Society of the Evening Star is back, and they want the instruments of eternal power. Can Kendra, Seth, Warren and their friends stop them? It's not going to be easy.
Fablehaven - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 91,488 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Kendra S., Warren B. - Complete
Flying Free by Begoshi reviews
It's time for Neji to receive his Caged Bird seal. However, things didn't quite go as the elders planned it to.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Neji H. - Complete
Too Deep, Too Long by Sweet Lu reviews
Deeks has been deep undercover for a long time with a group of white supremacists planning a terrorist attack and it is taking a psychological toll on him that worries the team.
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,761 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/18/2011 - M. Deeks, S. Hanna - Complete
Best Laid Plans by x0aquariusx0 reviews
Blaine's parents are out of town, so he heads to the Hummel's house. Kurt plans for the perfect week. Unfortunately, what they say about the best laid plans is true. Blaine gets sick. Written for the Glee Angst Meme on LJ .
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,686 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Mission of Matrimony by silverwolf1213 reviews
Shikamaru and Temari have been good friends for eleven years. Since the Chuunin Exams and Sasuke Retrieval mission, they've been very close. But when their Kages orders them to marry, can they learn to deal with each other?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,204 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Shikamaru N., Temari
The Blainiturevention by green-electric-train reviews
Blaine is confronted about his relationship with...furniture.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Bad Habits by Moonsetta reviews
The team discover that Superman and Batman have bad habits and the Boy Wonder suffers from them.
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
Never Go Hiking with Steven J McGarrett by Qweb reviews
I think the title says it all, doesn't it?
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,867 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Danny W., Steve M. - Complete
Grudgingly Finding Help by Mandelene reviews
Paul must learn to accept the help of others in the battle between his pride and neccesity. Along the way he manages to push away his brother, his elders, and complete strangers, but what happens when there's no one left to push away?
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,005 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Paul/Shinji, Reggie/Reiji - Complete
When Every Day's The Worst by Salazarfalcon reviews
From the Glee Angst Meme: Kurt's on his own after his father suffers a heart attack, he's slowly falling apart and no one has a clue. That is, until Mike Chang finds him on the floor, crying his way through a panic attack in the empty hallway. GEN.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,074 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 32 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Kurt H., Mike C. - Complete
Caffeine is Not Good for Yachiru by OpalOwly reviews
Byakuya discovers something called a caffeine high and decides to induce one in order to exact revenge on another captain. In 'characters' I put Byakuya and Yachiru, but there is NO friendship or romance between them.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,285 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Byakuya K., Yachiru K. - Complete
Aftermath by reniRCx reviews
Ichigo hears something in the middle of the night...what does it have to do with Uryu? Comfort has never really fit anywhere into their relationship. post-226, warning for slightly handwaved canon compliance
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,049 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Ichigo K., Uryuu I. - Complete
I Promise by itainthardtryin reviews
Prompt from the Glee Angst Meme: Five times a Gleek called Will's cell phone and one time they didn't. possibly slightly triggering
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Will S., Brittany P. - Complete
Carve Your Name Into My Arm by Misato reviews
When a fast talking witch hexes Dean to get rid of all his scars, he's surprised to find that includes the handprint, too. It's not until Castiel shows up that he realizes just how much trouble they're actually in. Handprint fic with bonus sick!Cas.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,323 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Rain Before the Rainbow by obsidianLight16 reviews
Pein knew deep down inside it was a bad idea to pair them up for the upcoming art show. Now he's just trying to figure out how they ended up in the hospital. Deidara was really too clumsy for his own good. And Sasori wasn't exactly helping. Modern AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,679 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Easier Said Than Done by obsidianLight16 reviews
It's winter and Deidara has taken a liking to a certain sweet beverage. Sasori dares say Deidara's liking is borderline on obsession. It's up to him and his friends to separate the blonde from his cocoa for an entire week. No one said it would be easy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,414 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Deidara, Akatsuki - Complete
Danger Prone by obsidianLight16 reviews
Let it be said that Deidara had no sense of danger in regards to himself, he hated being compared...and that Akatsuki really did care. They just had different ways of showing it. Albeit, some more odd than others.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,275 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Deidara, Akatsuki - Complete
Last Friday Night by mmmtoes reviews
Sakura wasn't very happy when she woke up with a hot naked guy in her bed and a duct taped Kiba stuck on her chair.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Family Stuff and Being Blunt by obsidianLight16 reviews
Apparently it's not enough to just call yourself a family. The Akatsuki may sometimes act like one, but they're not seeing it. Pein needs to find a way to convince them... Well- they always did say third time's the charm.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,820 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Akatsuki, Pain/Pein - Complete
Survival Guide to the Criminally Insane Akatsuki by LinzRW reviews
A peaceful morning at the Akatsuki hideout - until three girls appear out of nowhere. Kate in Kisame's bed. Deidara trips over Hannah. And Dessie finds herself in a bathtub about to be sacrificed to Jashin-sama. Featuring deadly frying pans, the Great God Warg, the Hottie Evolution, Mr. Nibbles, and Kisame the Love Guru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 90 - Words: 218,553 - Reviews: 2663 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Home Is With You by Val-Creative reviews
"Wake up, Little D." He slaps the lump of blanket playfully. Damian mutters venomously, half pressed into his pillow, "Grayson, do that again and I will stab you." /Post-Reboot. No pairings. Ficlet.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Damian W./Robin, Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
Friggin' Walnuts by obsidianLight16 reviews
The one time Deidara tries to be nice to Itachi- it just has to completely backfire!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,171 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
My life was never this complicated by Nayukuo reviews
Tenten's just started at the cheapest boarding school she could find. But will her sanity remain intact when tested with with a cynical male roommate, bickering friends and a power hungry band off assasians? We'll just have to see.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 68,826 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
things i'll never say by ReginaCaelum reviews
Five times they fell asleep together and the one time someone found them. One-shot, team love
Young Justice - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Complete
Two of a Kind by Ceestar reviews
ONE SHOT Percy's quiet afternoon is interrupted by an exhausted Oliver Wood's entrance into the 7th year boy's dormitory. Kicking off a conversation made for pure courtesy, Percy discovers that he and the Quidditch Captain are not all that differe
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,249 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Percy W., Oliver W. - Complete
To Teach Me A Lesson by DjDangerLove reviews
When Neal shows up uninvited to Peter's house on their day off, Peter knows the perfect way to keep it from happening again. But this lesson might be harder to teach than it is to learn.
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,773 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Neal C., Peter B.
Running Hot Commentfic by Anniehow reviews
For the prompt "Neal passing out from fever"... a lot less angsty than you'd imagine
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,909 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Neal C., Peter B.
Downhill From There by TJ-TeeJay reviews
A power outage hits the FBI building and traps Neal and Peter in the elevator. As if that wasn't bad enough, it turns out that Neal isn't feeling so great. PG-13, Gen.
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,351 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
Picture Perfect by DancingPhalangess reviews
Rachel's mask of confidence has hidden her for as long as she can remember, but words cut deeper than anyone realises and the mask is quickly crumbling. One shot.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,067 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Rachel B., Finn H. - Complete
Not The Smartest Place To Be by ectobiiologist reviews
Lance's idea of fun turns out to be his dumbest idea ever. Now he's freezing and alone on Mt. Silver. Based off of a picture on deviantart by Zhampy. Rated T just to be safe.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Lance/Wataru, Dragonite/Kairyu - Complete
Misdirection by puellascribit5 reviews
Neal and Peter are thrown off guard when a new case turns out to be more complicated than they originally thought.
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,884 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
Visits to the Fourth by Kitsune Moonstar reviews
Four times Shunsui took Nanao to the Fourth Division and one time he didn't.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,176 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Nanao I., Shunsui K. - Complete
Gone Baby Gone by blueland10 reviews
Being in a relationship with Neal Caffrey is never normal. Every day is a surprise. Sequel to I'm Not That Easy Blue Eyes
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,151 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Neal C. - Complete
This Much Crumpled Thing by Mousme reviews
Neal's been in some pretty shady place during his criminal career. One of the least pleasant souvenirs is malaria.
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,002 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Peter B., Neal C. - Complete
Deadly Gift by Englishrose2011 reviews
When an intern is made a fool of it's Neal who pays the price.
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,512 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Neal C., Peter B.
Charmer by Mad Server reviews
Dean starts spiking five-minute fevers. Sam's perplexed. Gen.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Saving Chris Clayton by TJ-TeeJay reviews
Neal's timing isn't all that impeccable when he comes down with the stomach flu during an important undercover assignment. PG-13, Gen.
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,370 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
Trapped by nw21jcc reviews
CM/NCIS. 'MayDay' sequel but can stand alone. When it turns out an UnSub has killed a Marine, three of the team head over the the Navy Yard to collect files from NCIS, but a security breach leaves them all trapped inside...
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,161 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 4/29/2011 - S. Reid - Complete
Prisoner by KNO reviews
Alternate Universe. No one ever said dealing with prisoners would be easy. Rated T for language, some mild violence, and innuendo.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,064 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Itadakimasu! by obsidianLight16 reviews
Lunch can't get any worse than breakfast...can it? Sort of sequel to 'Ohaiyo'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Distracted When I Spike The Punch by TJ-TeeJay reviews
A migraine, a reception, punch that was spiked. A potentially hazardous combination for some, certainly a dangerous combination for Neal Caffrey. PG-13, Gen.
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,931 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Complete
Prelude to Invasion by ncfan reviews
Now there's two of them. Sequel to 'Shift'. - Ishida, Rukia, Renji -
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,714 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Uryuu I., Rukia K. - Complete
Morty's Incredible Gym, The Sequel by yellow blaze reviews
This fanfiction is written in response to The Light Refrain's "Morty's Incredible Gym". If you have not read that one yet, please go do so before reading this one.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Volkner/Denzi, Flint/Ōba - Complete
Ichigo X Uryuu: Unlikely lovers by Borimamiss reviews
Ichigo gets really sick one night and his best friend and roommate ends up taking care of him. Sparks fly. : This one isn't filled with smut like my stories usually are, but there is strong nudity and grindage. lol That's why there is an "M" rating.Enjoy
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,906 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Ichigo K., Uryuu I. - Complete
Brothers by Livin4Jesus reviews
It just seemed right, after all the two of them were as close as brothers. Neal whump, Peter worried. NO SLASH
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,790 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
Trust and Verify by Rainey13 reviews
The Department of Justice is in town, and the lead agent is not a fan of criminal consultants. Neal's been warned to toe the line until the inquiry is done, but sometimes circumstances just don't leave many choices... Set mid-Season 1
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,444 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
5 times Will Schuester helped a drunk student by SuperGleek reviews
Five times Will Schuester helped a student while they were drunk and the one time they helped him.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Will S. - Complete
I'm Not That Easy Blue Eyes by blueland10 reviews
Love, loss, and moving on. Eleanor Roberts needed help leaving the past in the past. But little did she know that her help would come in a pair of beautiful blue eyes.
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,145 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Neal C. - Complete
Fire Safety by Soulless Warlock reviews
HarmonVerse! Rachel and a few members of the glee club explain the complex nature of fire safety. Now, if only they undertood it themselves. Lovingly ripped off from the RvB PSA of the same title. Read and review please!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Rachel B., Puck, Brittany P., OC - Complete
Ohaiyo! by obsidianLight16 reviews
It didn't matter if Pein wanted a normal breakfast or not. He was never going to get one.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Change by Cameo45 reviews
Rachel breaks. And surprisingly it's Santana that decides a change needs to come. CH2-Santana is not a bully. She's just an enforcer of the status quo. Right? CH3-Rachel apologizes for what was said in the heat of the moment.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,200 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Santana L., Rachel B. - Complete
Protecting the Dwarf by lightblue-Nymphadora reviews
Santana finds out that slushies are the least of Rachel's problems. PezBerry friendship/preslash.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Rachel B., Santana L. - Complete
Into the Dark by Eirian reviews
When Kurt is struck with a routine illness while still at Dalton, Blaine comes to the rescue-without fully understanding what he's getting himself into. Mild hurt/comfort - spoilers for 2.16 "Original Song"
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,885 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Where Plot Bunnies Roam by IsmayDeVain reviews
Peter and Neal are arguing. A criminal has a gun. A girl is running. It's all so very confusing.
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,969 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
All You Need by Agatha-Naomi reviews
Noble families were good at a lot of things, and arranged marriages were their specialty. When the Fon family and the Kuchki family decides that Byakuya and Sui Feng are to be married, complications arise. They'll have some adjusting to do.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 33,531 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/5/2011 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Byakuya K., Suì-Fēng - Complete
Liking Oneself by Yemi Hikari reviews
Matsumoto obtains a camera and at first thinks of putting together something about what the shingami like about themselves, that was until she talks to her small taicho, and decides for a different plan of action.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 58 - Words: 33,376 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Orihime I., T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Calendar Boys by MercuryPilgrim reviews
The Shinigami Women's Association. The very name strikes fear into the heart of every male in the Soul Society. And this time, they've got an idea. HitsuMatsu
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,582 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/4/2011 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Shivers Down Her Spine by DeborahsFrench reviews
Elle's car breaks down in the middle of a snowy abandoned road. She gives a call to the only man that can help her. One-Shot
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,414 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2011 - D. Morgan, Elle G. - Complete
Just a little warning by ChuckNorrisLeftFist reviews
EVERYBODY gives Blaine the "if you hurt him" talk. Everybody. Rated K for threats of hobbit mutilation.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Paperwork by LonelyWoods92 reviews
Spencer Reid did all of the paperwork around the BAU. Just a little One-Shot, no pairings, Hotch's POV. R&R!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/3/2011 - S. Reid - Complete
Morphine by Tashilover reviews
The more McCoy tried to fight it, the more he wanted to help the stupid kid. A McCoy/Kirk friendship fic. Hurt!Jim. Angry!McCoy.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,581 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 1/14/2010 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
I'm On My Way by AccioRemus reviews
Five Times One of the Gleeks had to call Will for help and one time he called them. Mentions of Wemma and Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,271 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Will S. - Complete
Drunk Dialing by pineappletop92 reviews
Wes and David get a phone call. At two in the morning. From a very drunk Blaine. Inspired by 2x14 promo. Oneshot-dialogue.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,263 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Blaine A., Wes - Complete
Storm Warning by Rainey13 reviews
A stormy winter night leads Peter and Neal to re-evaluate how they deal with each other. Partners and friends - NOT slash.
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,995 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Peter B., Neal C. - Complete
Up by Inwenalas reviews
Neal has a bad day. Nearly getting killed by a perpetrator is only the start.
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,080 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
Power Struggle by dragonmaiden50 reviews
In which Ichigo discovers Ishida has lost his powers. Rated T for violence.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Ichigo K., Uryuu I. - Complete
The twain shall never meet by ichibanseiken reviews
Happy Birthday Byakuya...now why is your poor fukutaichou late again? One-shot.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
Pressure Sensitive by PrInCeSsFBi reviews
Five hours they had been sitting there waiting for anything to happen. Anything at all except maybe not the bomb under Neal going off. Think of all the paperwork. Neal whump.
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
Glass Offices by Nightsmoke reviews
Neal discovers he has seasonal allergies while at the FBI and tries to hide it; Peter prefers the aphorism 'there are no secrets in a headquarters with glass offices.' Humor ensues.
White Collar - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,372 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Neal C., Peter B.
Under the Weather by DinerGuy reviews
"He managed to make it to his knees and stretched out a shaking hand to balance against the wall. Then his head begin to swim, and he vaguely felt himself falling again."
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Neal C., Elizabeth B. - Complete
Dog's Life by ShivaVixen reviews
First in Ninja Life Series: Kakashi gets turned into a dog and his team takes care of him, they don't know it, and Kakashi doesn't know how he became a dog, but the cosequences of the transformation will change how they all look at each other, If only Kakashi knew how to change back
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,663 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Kakashi H., Team Seven - Complete
Technical Difficulties by Pyrexiophobia reviews
When Rachel begins to call, text, and facebook Kurt incessantly, he is at a loss of what to do.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Kurt H., Rachel B. - Complete
Break Room Spirits by Partly reviews
It's a rough night for the "A Christmas Carol" spirits when they visit some of the characters from the USA Network.
Crossover - Psych & White Collar - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 37 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Complete
Titan of Industry by Kiki Cabou reviews
Neal reveals an unusual hobby during a stakeout, and it enriches his life in amazing and amusing ways. A collection of four short stories. Winner, Best Comedy, at the 2011 White Collar Awards.
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,036 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Neal C. - Complete
Guess Who's Coming to Dinner by vicioux reviews
To Orihime, family includes humans, Quincy, a Vizard and a lot of dead people. Family dinners, therefore, are best described as... interesting.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,110 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Complete
Healing by Sen-chan21 reviews
Three times Alfred was injured. Three times someone was there to help him back on his feet.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
An intelligent moron by Niki-the-awesome reviews
Female reporter used 'seduction'. It wasn't very effective. Just some sexual innuendo's that Alfred doesn't understand. "I want you to take me." "...Take you where?"
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,762 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 49 - Published: 12/16/2010 - America - Complete
Stranded in the Desert Place by the-vampire-act reviews
While on the way to a seminar in Nevada, Hotch and Reid's car break down. Soon after, Reid strikes a fever. What else could go wrong, Hotch thought. Apparently a hellava lot! R&R?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,177 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 10/30/2010 - S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Understanding Christmas by the-vampire-act reviews
OneShot. After Rossi and Reid find out that their flights have been cancelled, they- reluctantly- spend the holiday together. No slash implied. Written for Fairytopia!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,891 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/1/2010 - S. Reid, D. Rossi - Complete
The Wrath of Navarog by FablehavenFan reviews
When the Knights of the Dawn learn about a second set of magical artifacts, they unknowingly attract the attention of Navarog.
Fablehaven - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 86,033 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Kendra S., Warren B. - Complete
Silent Witness by j3nnee reviews
Neal gets involved with a case from Peter's past. Whumpage for both. Violence. Possibly a T. Spoilers for both seasons possibly.
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,233 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/20/2010 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
Dr Grantz is In by Reverberating Winds reviews
The Espada, powerful and dignified, Aizen's infallible army, are not as imposing as they seem. In fact, like anyone else, they are stricken with maladies and injuries at most inconvenient times that only one person can fix. His name? Szayel Aporro Grantz.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 122,214 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
The Five Times Neal Coughed by Eyes of Kohl reviews
A Five Times fic about the five times Neal coughed. Rated T for mild character death, be warned.
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
The Kid by 2amWritersClub reviews
Morgan runs into an old friend who has been appointed the job of teaching self defence to the new recruits at Quantico. Can he help him with the most hopeless pupil he's ever taught? Set pre Season One.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,173 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 43 - Published: 11/12/2010 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Ducks, Appendicitis, and Ginger Ale by Keitorin Asthore reviews
New Directions heads off to sectionals, and Kurt does his best to prevent anyone finding out that he's coming down with something. But of course they find out, and of course the girls try to mother him to death. Curse his stubborn pride. Oneshot. COMPLETE
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,419 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Kurt H., Quinn F. - Complete
Under The Weather by yellowrose900 reviews
Neal has the flu and is ordered to take all of his medicine and get plenty of rest. But Neal would rather go to the new gallery opening. Peter and June are not happy, since most of the viewers are known felons. WARNING: spanking of an adult male.
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,557 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Complete
Rain by Stealth Dragon reviews
With Neal, nothing is as it seems. Peter and Neal friendship, Peter POV, Gen. Section divides now added. Apologies for the slip-up.
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,160 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
It's Complicated by lil-anonymous-girl reviews
Steve and Danno are married. Kind of. In which there are speculations as to the marital status of Steve and Danny that they deny but are unhelpfully contributing to.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,230 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 45 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Steve M., Danny W. - Complete
Sympathy in C Minor by Stealth Dragon reviews
Neal may be the one hurt, but to Peter, that doesn't make him any less of a pain. Neal/Peter friendship with a touch of Neal whump aftermath. Gen.
White Collar - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,841 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
One Cold Night by Takada Saiko reviews
Kate breaks down and asks Peter for help as Neal gets sicker and sicker. Pre-series. . R&R
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,962 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Neal C., Kate - Complete
Heroes Don't Need Help by Tallest Phoenix reviews
Something is wrong with America. Unfortunately, England has no idea what it is.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,225 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/5/2010 - America, England/Britain
Getting Over It by Lilec Hamira Amdciez reviews
After the whole Kate thing, a rather down Neal Caffrey decided to jump back in the game and forget. And what better place to do those things than at a bar? Almost slash. NOT Neal/Peter.
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Neal C. - Complete
The Hard Way by Serinidia reviews
Point Blank Spoilers! What if Fowler had an accomplice with him when Neal came through the window? Neal WHUMPAGE, Peter WORRIED/ANGRY
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,687 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
Family Portrait by HetaliaHufflepuff33 reviews
He couldn't stand the sound. Papa please stop yelling! Make Mommy stop crying! He wanted to cry, but he couldn't. He had to be the hero and help Mattie. I suck at summarys.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/26/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
How Did You Get Banned From a Whole Town, Jethro? by Noraque reviews
The team had no chance to celebrate Ziva's return. But it seems the town they're in just doesn't want them any more. Gibbs is in pain, Fornell is poking fun at him, and the team is God knows where. A funny crack fic as to how things may have played out!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,453 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - T.C. Fornell, Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Identity by HlysComment reviews
Peter has always wondered about Neal's past and where his enigmatic partner came from. He has come up with some strange scenarios over the years but the truth is stranger than anything he ever imagined.
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,903 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Peter B., Neal C. - Complete
Babysitting Duty by I always wanted to post a fic reviews
Ichigo reflects on his latest job and ponders: Can she really be that bad? Twoshot. Rated for language and suggestiveness. No real pairings, but if you look for them and really want to see one... You see light Ichiruki in the second chapter.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,998 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Ichigo K., Yachiru K. - Complete
Kidnapped by blueland10 reviews
Matthew Keller has escaped and he wants blood, Neal's blood. No Slash! Please review!
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,993 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
Of Fallen Heroes and Broken Buildings by cloudysunnyskies reviews
/His Twin Towers, his legs. He can feel them breaking, ever so slowly; he can feel them being shattered and it's excruciating./ 9/11 tribute. Slight USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/11/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Venom by shoreleave reviews
Another away mission gone wrong. We can never have too many of those, can we?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,485 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/11/2010 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
At The Beach by CeruleanInnocence reviews
what happens when Ichigo drags Ishida to the beach..? and the poor Quincy never got the chance to say he cant even swim? IchiIshi total FLUFF... DONT LIKE DONT READ
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,756 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Uryuu I., Ichigo K. - Complete
The One Thing Neal Isn't Good At by DjDangerLove reviews
Peter and Neal find something that Neal isn't good at. One-shot! Neal whump as usual! No Slash!
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,831 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
Morty's Incredible Gym by The Light's Refrain reviews
ONESHOT - What the Trainer sought was a Gym battle with Morty. What the Trainer found was a couple of foreign weirdos. Volkner/Flint friendship
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,942 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/7/2010 - [Volkner/Denzi, Jasmine/Mikan] Flint/Ōba, Morty/Matsuba - Complete
One Mission Too Many by Serinidia reviews
Neal goes face to face with a legendary con-man who is not only a genious but a man that loves other people's pain. When the mission goes wrong Neal is left on his own and seriously hurt. Can Peter get there in time? Neal OUCH and Peter WORRIED. No slash.
White Collar - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,799 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
Ice & Love by SilverMikazuki reviews
Thanx to Mayuri Kurotsuchi, Ichigo's sick and Toshiro is the only one who can care for him. Will it simply be a few days of patient and caregiver? Or could their relationship turn out to be much more?
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,944 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 8/29/2010 - T. Hitsugaya, Ichigo K. - Complete
Elk Are Large by BleakRememberance reviews
Just a funny little oneshot filled with bromance and bonding. 'It wasn't long before Neal broke the silence. "Hey Peter?" Peter sighed, "Yes Neal?" There was a brief moment of silence before Neal answered in an odd voice, "Elk are large." '
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
Too Close by Olivia94 reviews
Response to ilovemyboys's prompt. Shawn got too close to solving a case. He stumbles into the SBPD station completely disoriented after an attempt on his life. Can Juliet and Lassiter find the killers in time to save Shawn? NO SLASH. Please R&R! Thanks!
Psych - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,413 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Shawn S., Carlton L. - Complete
An Inconvenient Intervention by HlysComment reviews
Neal's team is heartbroken but determined when Neal cuts his anklet and makes a run for it but is that the real story? Will Peter believe Neal's story? Maybe the more important question is, Will Neal survive to tell the tale?
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,499 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
Upgrades for Friendship by Footprints In The Snow reviews
Sequel to "Of Friends and Enemies." Annie finally has the courage to tell Auggie how she feels and ends up taking care of a sick friend along the way. One-Shot.
Covert Affairs - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,005 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Annie W., Jai W. - Complete
Warning Signs by MercuryPilgrim reviews
Bartenders all over the Seireitei are afraid of one thing and one thing only. Every so often, even the most controlled person snaps. Rangiku Matsumoto has escaped paperwork for the last time. One-shot.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,665 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/28/2010 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Twenty in Twenty by Kiki Cabou reviews
An author convinces the White Collar personnel to take on the FFN challenge - see inside for details - and discovers that it's kind of alarming what otherwise intelligent television characters will do for baked goods.
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,995 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Complete
An Agent A Day Keeps The Doctor Away by DjDangerLove reviews
Neal is sick, so Peter takes him to the doctor. Not Slash!
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,360 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
Joyride by Takada Saiko reviews
Auggie is not the designated driver. Ever. R&R please.
Covert Affairs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Auggie A. - Complete
Buried In The Ice by Jadeswolf reviews
Lyra's lost, injured and she's freezing cold on the Ice Path on the way to Blackthorn. Who turns up but Silver? Will he help her? Silver x Lyra.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,538 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Lyra/Kotone, Silver/Rival - Complete
Interrogation by waterbringer reviews
After a murder occurs, Tony is put in charge of questioning Shawn. It does not go well. Written for midnight malaga.
Crossover - NCIS & Psych - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,361 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 44 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Tony D., Shawn S. - Complete
A Bridge Too Far by KitKatt20 reviews
A revenge-seeking thug, a high-speed chase, and an unfortunate psychic. Three things that should never happen in sequence.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,110 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Shawn S., Carlton L. - Complete
That's My Our Girl by Hotarukun reviews
Peter and Elizabeth's daughter gets her period and she needs the guys to run an errand for her. Peter/Moz/Neal family fluffshot.
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Peter B., Neal C. - Complete
Being an Uchiha by Don't Trust the Snake reviews
When Sasuke finally loses it, Itachi goes to find him and ends up discovering more than he ever thought he would. Maybe being an Uchiha isn't all it's cracked up to be after all...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,603 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
I Heard Them! by xblackcat21x reviews
Neal thinks he has mice...based off a true story! Lame title I know...
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,356 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Neal C. - Complete
Love Finally Known by Kira michi reviews
COMPLETED! Shun, Rio, and Yuri are back! And this time, they've changed in the past three years. And the big change, is that they all have Bankai. Follow their crazy adventures as they discover love. Sequel to Captains' Love. :D Sucky summery? Yep.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 187,807 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Byakuya K., T. Hitsugaya, K. Zaraki, OC - Complete
The Letter Wars by WindStar reviews
After Alex moves to Italy, she and Neal keep in touch through letters. Only instead of heartfelt words, they're playing a game of 'one up.' And soon, there's a running bet going on who is going to win. Very fluffy, humorous, and light hearted.
White Collar - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,579 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Neal C., Alex H. - Complete
Of Guesses And A Favour by miss atari reviews
Deidara has news for Sasori, but will only reveal it in the form of a guessing game. Sasori has a favour to ask. Mpreg. OOC.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,936 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Unwell by peace4people reviews
Spencer Reid gets sick in the middle of a case and the team helps take care of him which wouldn't be such a problem if he didn't hate the attention. To make matters worse the team is in Alaska during the winter when the majority of the day is dark.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,428 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
Waterlogged and Waiting For An Ambulance by patster223 reviews
So now that Shawn was bleeding, half-drowned, and definitely contemplating his mortality, he had to wait for an ambulance with Lassiter? Talk about awkward. Guess he can't complain much though, considering it was Lassieface who saved his life and all.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,141 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Shawn S., Carlton L. - Complete
When It Rains by xblackcat21x reviews
Neal goes missing and Peter's out looking for him Set after Kate's death No slash, Father son/brotherly fluff songfic Paramore's when it rains
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,821 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Peter B., Neal C. - Complete
Dance Partners by SunshineGirl09 reviews
Dance was my life and when my old studio closed down and the hopes of attending Konoha's famous dance school were confirmed, I was psyched, and painfully unaware that I was secretly forced into partner dancing. And not just with anyone. The widely known, stoic, and cunningly "perfect" Neji Hyuuga.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 79,633 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Four o'clock is the worst time of the morning by flashwitch reviews
Shawn has a bad night. This is a rubbish summary, but i wrote the darn thing at 4 in the morning myself, and have no idea what to say about it.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 41,070 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Shawn S., Carlton L. - Complete
Breathe, Kurt by Quallianmaghouin reviews
Kurt has a panic attack in front of Puck and Finn, who handle it surprisingly well.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,708 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 39 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
The Jock Who Cried Wolf by Dru reviews
When Puck gets sick, and no one believes him, he starts to rethink that whole 'crying wolf' strategy.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,829 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
A Hit to the Face and a Broken Heart by flashwitch reviews
A prequel to Four O'Clock is the Worst Time in the Morning. The first time Shawn ran away from home. I know i promised you a sequel, but just give it a read. For me? Can be read as a stand alone.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,446 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Shawn S., Henry S. - Complete
Sorting Shikamaru by gardensigernumbli reviews
The Konoha Eleven have been sent to Hogwarts and need to be sorted. It proves to be a little trickier than expected. oneshot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 50 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Shikamaru N. - Complete
Never Alone by Olivia94 reviews
"She said she wanted a family. I am her family. I'm her daughter. Why aren't I good enough?" Will/Rachel Father/Daughter relationship. Spoilers through "Journey". Please R&R. Thanks! :D
Glee - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,850 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Rachel B., Will S. - Complete
Aura by shoreleave reviews
Jim is debriefed after the events of the Narada incident. And no, he doesn't need any help...
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,970 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/12/2010 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Volkner's Kanto Saga: A Journey to Remember by littlmiget123 reviews
Remember in Diamond and Pearl when Volkner said if the Trainer lost, he would start enter the Pokémon League? Well, the Trainer lost in this story! Now Volkner is out to challenge the Indigo League in the Kanto region. Can he beat it, or will he fail?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 65 - Words: 217,331 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Volkner/Denzi - Complete
No One by Lemonly reviews
Because, face it, no one messes with Rachel Berry. Matt's POV.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Rachel B., Mike C. - Complete
Incidental Incidents by alanwolfmoon reviews
Short post-ep ficlet for Knight Fall. Chase has to go to the clinic because he hurt his shoulder trying to open the door. Pre-slashy fluff.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/23/2010 - G. House, R. Chase
Da Grass Is Rizz by Kiki Cabou reviews
A lighthearted take on the hurt/comfort thing. Have fun.
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Complete
An Apple a Day by hollow echos reviews
An apple a day keeps the doctor away - or so little Jimmy clung to when he was recovering from Tarsus. He's grown older, but the nightmares still haunt him. McCoy has finally noticed the obsession with apples and is asking about it. Pairing: Bones/Kirk.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,980 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/8/2010 - Published: 5/2/2010 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Kakashi's Headache by voidking reviews
Kakashi has a headache after learning about the Orochimaru incident during the chunin-exams. But, after questioning his students, his headache only seems to get bigger.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Kakashi H. - Complete
All You Had to Do Was Ask by Madrona8 reviews
Ichgio is sick, Ishida is not. Originally written as a gift fic in the Ishi/Ichi comm on LJ
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,653 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Uryuu I., Ichigo K. - Complete
Brooding and Sneezing by MangaMistress reviews
Uchiha's are bad enough to deal with at the best of times but feel worse for the guy who has to take of one in particular that lets himself get sick. A/N- a very cheesy fic about the realtionship between Kisame and Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,471 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Captains' Love by Kira michi reviews
What if three friends win the hearts of their Captains? They won't know what to do, since they never been in love before. But they do know one thing, they will have fun being in their squads. Zara/OC, Bya/OC, Hitsu/OC
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 205,103 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 3/24/2010 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Byakuya K., T. Hitsugaya, K. Zaraki, OC - Complete
Soldier's Heart by ProcrastinatingPalindrome reviews
The civil war takes its toll on America, and all Russia can do for him is stay by his side...but that just might be enough.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,977 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 3/18/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
Alcohol and Convicts by pathera reviews
What better way is there to deal with realizing that the person you love isn't who you thought than by getting smash up drunk? Neal Caffrey and a bottle of whiskey don't exactly mix well, and it's Peter to the rescue. Along with everyone else. One-shot
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,566 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
True Con Fessions by Ultracape reviews
Neal's is called upon to test his concepts of truth, justice and the American Way. There is just one small problem.
White Collar - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
Panic Attacks, Women, and Anecdotes by Group Hugs For Everyone reviews
Peter and Neal are stuck in an elevator. The above and below ensue. Thanks be to Tim Dekay for plot! //crack, fun, hilarity, fate, women...it's all in there!
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,726 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
So Cries America by Takada Saiko reviews
Arthur breaks down and visits Alfred on his birthday only to find his former little brother in the most unlikely of states. R&R please :
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/5/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Reading Between the Lines by The Light's Refrain reviews
Words can mean many things. Sometimes you have to dive in deeper to find their true meaning, and the truth about the person themselves. A three-part drabble/short story series on the Gym Leaders, Partners, and Elite of Sinnoh. COMPLETE!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,011 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Volkner/Denzi, Flint/Ōba, Cynthia/Shirona, Gardenia/Natane - Complete
An Escape to Forget by Kooro reviews
Missing scene from Vital Signs: Peter has to escape from the Howser Clinic. It doesn't help that he has a heavily sedated Neal in tow who feels particularly talkative and proves most unhelpful, most of the time. Bromance and humor.
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,453 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Peter B., Neal C. - Complete
A Matter of Trust by RascalFlattsS reviews
Something goes horrible wrong in the vault. Based on the episode “Hard Fall”. Some AU from “Hard Fall” MAJOR SPOILER ALERT! Major Neal Whumpage! Peter/Neal brother/friendship. No slash.
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,751 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
This Time Around by Crimson Skies reviews
A six year old Sasuke wakes from a nightmare...but Itachi wouldn't really kill the clan, right? As for Naruto, well, maybe he won't be so alone...this time around.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,871 - Reviews: 4195 - Favs: 5,870 - Follows: 6,003 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Neal's Sick Day by pineapple dreamer reviews
Neal's a bit under the weather. Just some random Neal whump. I do not own any of these characters.
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
Secession by Pirate-Crisis reviews
In the middle of the night, Arthur receives a rude awakening from Alfred, facing a crisis. One Shot, Gen, rating only for implied war atrocities.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/15/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Part and Parcel, Partner by Mojave Dragonfly reviews
Neal is injured and overwhelmed with pain while using his skills to rescue innocents. Peter helps. not slash
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,096 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
And Call Me In The Morning by NessieGG reviews
AU one shot. New York Society side story. Neji catches the flu and finds that a day off from work isn't so bad if it's spent with the right person.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,037 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
I Know You Know But You're Not Telling the Truth by windscryer reviews
“Call me Shawn. I think it would be awkward for us to remain formal considering we almost entered into an extortion agreement just now.” No slash.
Crossover - Criminal Minds & Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/26/2009 - S. Reid, Shawn S. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 10203 - Favs: 12,428 - Follows: 5,120 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
There But for the Grace of God by IsmayDeVain reviews
A Christmas fic full of gifts, male bonding, and miracles. What more could you ask for? Neal whump? Why, of course it's in here. What kind of writer do you think I am? Warning: Contains large quantities of blood and emergency surgery. Read at ur own risk.
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,968 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
Snowball Fights by GhirardelliFan reviews
After an unprecedented snow-storm in Manhattan, Neal teaches the FBI to have some winter fun.
White Collar - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,730 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
The Thing About Us by munchkinsRattacking reviews
Bones wasn't looking for a friend. But it was impossible to not like Jim. Academy era, brief Kirk/McCoy
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,302 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/14/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Just Another Life by IsmayDeVain reviews
Sometimes it just hurts too much. Sometimes, even when you're surrounded by a hundred people, you just feel so alone. Sometimes you just can't hold on anymore. Neal's reached his breaking point; he's about to fall. Will anyone catch him? Warning: Dark Fic
White Collar - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
Working Lunch by Mojave Dragonfly reviews
Don't you hate it when someone steals your lunch from the break room refrigerator? So does Agent Ruiz.
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,858 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
There's Nothing Sunny About Sunny Glade by roguewriter729 reviews
Shawn, a remote cabin in the wilderness, and an upcoming storm equal a recipe for disaster.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,294 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Shawn S. - Complete
Of Psychics and FBI Profilers by htewing reviews
SSA David Rossi hates psychics. But when the BAU is called in for a case in Santa Barbara involving murdered cops, Chief Vick insists on using all her resources, including a certain psychic detective. T for some language and some torture. Xover CM/Psych
Crossover - Criminal Minds & Psych - Rated: T - English - Crime/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 62,396 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Complete
Of Fathers and Flights by Shlee Verde reviews
AU. Peter is nervous about becoming a father. A turbulent plane ride leads to some reassurance from Neal. More detailed summary inside. Oneshot friendship fic. No slash.
White Collar - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Peter B., Neal C. - Complete
The Conman, The Arms Dealer, and The FBI Agent by Shlee Verde reviews
Peter figured he’d be aiming a gun in Neal’s direction at some point. He just never thought it’d be under these circumstances. Just a quick oneshot friendship fic. No slash. First White Collar fic.
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
Neal Caffrey's Type of Miracle by RascalFlattsS reviews
“What if she takes a shot at Neal?” AU for Book of Hours. What if things had gone differently at the buy? MAJOR SPOILERS! You’ve been warned. Neal/Peter friendship. No slash.
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,755 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
Something Good by Mojave Dragonfly reviews
When Burke goes on vacation, Neal isn't allowed to just sit around at June's house, and no one else is trusted to supervise him. Burke gets back to find Neal spent the week in jail.
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,817 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 88 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Peter B., Neal C. - Complete
The Vestigial Organ Recall by kmd5133 reviews
Sheldon gets sick. The guys bail on him, so it's Penny to the rescue
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,246 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Ranger's Reunion: Revised and Improved by King of the Wings reviews
A surprise visitor comes to talk to Halt, and to reprimand him for what he has not done. Not nearly as serious as this summary suggests.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Complete
Band Aid by Enchantable reviews
Karin's back injury acts up. Thankfully Suigetsu's there to give her a hand...and a headache of course. Throw in a shirt ripped for bandages, Karin's dislike of her scars and both their tempers and what started as first aid turns into so much more.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,913 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Suigetsu H., Karin - Complete
The Placebo Effect by Elwa reviews
If you tell yourself a lie long enough, can it become true? Could Shawn really be psychic? Of course, he also tells himself he’s happy but he’s still taking the pills.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,189 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Shawn S., Carlton L. - Complete
An Orihime for Ichigo by Ritsu-San reviews
The Vizards take Ichigo’s love life or lack thereof into their own hands. For the FLOL Tanabata contest. Rated T for language
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,780 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Complete
5 Pranks That Were Funny And 1 That He Regretted by LoveWithoutLimits reviews
They should of known that pranking eachother was never going to end well. Slash, Kirk/Bones. Prompt from lj kink meme.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,901 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/26/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
This Is My Destiny by Raine Ishida reviews
Tenten's life is pretty mundane. She runs a dance studio with Shikamaru and recently moved in with Gaara. However, she never saw herself actually falling for her quiet, redheaded roommate... TenGaa, SasuNaru, ShikaTem. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 133,309 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Tenten, Gaara - Complete
Eleven by BlueMyst19 reviews
One of the most traumatic days in Alfred's recent history and all he can think to do is run to England. T for graphicness. Use of both country and human names.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,003 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/8/2009 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Seemingly Forbidding Crags by Nieriel Raina reviews
An Elf wakes to excessive heat and pain and finds himself in the clutches of a vile enemy! Or is all as it seems? Undying Friendship Series. Year 9 Fourth Age.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,842 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete
I'm Not Your Fault by debbiechan reviews
IchiIshi if you like but written as a friend fic. An answer to a challenge for some good old-fashioned hurt-comfort fic. Current manga spoilers for HM arc. Ichigo: "This is bad. Ishida is really sick and I'm a moron."
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,391 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Ichigo K., Uryuu I. - Complete
Pieces of Colored Glass and Stone by Aideko reviews
Their relationship was a little bit of everything. Much like a mosaic, it was built of many individual aspects and pieces that, when brought together, created something beautiful as a whole. A collection of GaaraxMatsuri ficlets.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 18,419 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Gaara, Matsuri - Complete
Hurt and Help by Fact Vs Fiction reviews
Ichigo comes across Toshiro on the training grounds... Takes place after DDR. YAOI Ichi/Hitsu
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,385 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/28/2009 - T. Hitsugaya, Ichigo K. - Complete
A Portrait of Youth by JanuaryFriend reviews
What is life, without a few good friends by your side? Snapshots from the youth of Team Gai.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,902 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Team Gai - Complete
Desert Desert by Amiable Loner reviews
Morgan finds one of the few ways to completely irritate Reid.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 34 - Published: 3/8/2009 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Five Times Lassiter Didn't See Shawn Fire a Weapon by b7-kerravon reviews
Full title:"Five Times Lassiter Didn't See Shawn Fire a Weapon...and the one time he did" for a challenge on psychfic. A series of 5 scenes where the Detective hears about Shawn's ability, and one where he finally sees it. Complete with epilogue! No Slash
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,897 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
Calling Doctor From Hell by ForEverTopaz1901 reviews
Bella gets sick while Carlisle is unavailable to take care of her. Edward takes her to the hospital, thinking he will get a professional doctor. But it turns out to be much worse than that. This actually happened to me, so have fun reading!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,668 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
HitsugayaTaichou by nabraska reviews
Hitsugaya sat in the field of snow as white as his hair, staring up at the sky.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/10/2009 - T. Hitsugaya, Ichigo K. - Complete
Mashiro's simple question by Dante 101 reviews
Mashiro asks the Vizards a simple question and what does she get in response? Takes place when Ichigo is training with them.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Ichigo K., Mashiro - Complete
Christmas Chill by Temporarily in Hiding reviews
Stuck in a cheap hotel, the bitter winter chill doesn't affect Sasori nearly as much as it does his blond partner. When the redhead notices . . . well, he can't just sit back and watch him die. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,956 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Worth It? by VickyVicarious reviews
Shawn has the worst day of his entire life. Rain, a cat, a bank robbery, chains, *lots* of Shawn-whump... is it worth it?
Psych - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,051 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Shawn S. - Complete
Perfect Marks by Rurouni Star reviews
-BlaiseHermione- You can learn anything with a book and a Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,003 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Blaise Z., Hermione G. - Complete
The Thing about Boys by crazyarsonist reviews
25 things the Shinigami Women's Association found out about the opposite sex.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,385 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Complete
Daddy of Three by Kazima Kuwabara reviews
There is an inside joke around soul society, more specifically the 11th squad about their Captain Zaraki-well it's more of a natural fact, and it has nothing to do with the fact that he is a beast of a man who enjoys a fight more then anything else.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/17/2008 - K. Zaraki - Complete
Misunderstandings by Byakuxhisa4eva reviews
It was like a chibi-Tenten with Hyuga eyes!" Sakura and Sasuke stared, Lee and Gai gasped and wailed. "But they're only nineteen!" NejiTen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,603 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
A Matter of State by shelvesinthecloset reviews
After Gaara's siblings decide its in his best interest and Suna's if he gets married, a leaf kunoichi is picked and a marriage is arranged. Can Ino and Gaara find love despite the circumstances?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,276 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Gaara, Ino Y. - Complete
Routine by StrawberryBananas reviews
He acted like a jerk, and she was the one who ended up getting hurt. That was the routine they lived by, but one mission scare opens both their eyes to what really matters to them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,280 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
The Suna Konoha Exchange Project by argentum-moon reviews
*Not* just another highschool AU. Temari comes to Konoha to study, not planning on getting a relationship. It would only cause her trouble. But things get difficult when she meets someone interesting... ShikaTema among other pairings. Part 2: College
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 47,092 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Red Eyed Evil by pokemon-finatic reviews
May and Drew are swept to an unknown island. How can a telepathic Absol, a girl with the hugest secret of all, and the two coordinators have anything to do with each other? Is there truely a bigger story here? Contest Shippy, rated T just incase...
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 24,167 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/25/2008 - Published: 3/13/2007 - May/Haruka, Drew/Shū - Complete
Boating disasters by chibi-zoe reviews
Ichigo and Ishida have a slight accident whilst out boating...fluffy
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Ichigo K., Uryuu I. - Complete
Of Bleeding Hearts by Jessie Immortal reviews
The war with Aizen is finally over. Soul Society is slowly rebuilding itself. Many shinigami are shell shocked, but a certain orange haired shinigami has it the worst. yaoi ByaXIchi slight IchiXHime.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Ichigo K., Byakuya K. - Complete
Male Bonding: Spencer Style by Collegekid2006 reviews
Three generations of Spencer men go camping. No good can come of this.
Psych - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,685 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/13/2008 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Complete
Just A Little Splash by Hearts And Stuff reviews
All they really needed was a little water to make it a big issue, courtesy of their youthful teammate and their youthful teacher.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,361 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/19/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
How Are We Still Alive? by Nairo Xana and Jemmi reviews
The Akatsuki have somehow arrived in La Jolla, California, into a house with a hyperactive goth, a timid girl, and a girl with a rather colorful vocabulary, what could go wrong? Or rather, what couldn't? Doesn't suck. Rated T for swearing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 87,060 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 1/7/2008 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Akatsuki - Complete
You're Worthless by dead drifter reviews
SasoDei. Sasori gets frustrated with Deidara and strikes him, but he makes it all better. No Yaoi,just Fluff.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
hair dryer by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku AU. Today was, simply put, the day from hell. How could her hair dryer turn traitor on her like that! Life was so unfair, and that arrogant Uchiha was definitely not helping any!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,064 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 72 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7040 - Favs: 5,397 - Follows: 2,216 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Kids by rogueandkurt reviews
Haley goes to visit Hotch at work, and quickly realizes her mistake. Oneshot. Large Hotch focus. QuasiReidCentric.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/14/2007 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid, Haley H. - Complete
The Drinking Game by MatsuMama reviews
Matsumoto's first drinking game, auxilary to Blood and Ashes. Stands alone, but read BaA for full context. Enjoy! :P
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/5/2007 - R. Matsumoto, Shunsui K.
Secrets and Changes by WWWLover reviews
Shawn meets Olivia Elizabeth Spencer, his 11 year old daughter. But,when something happens that risks Shawn losing Olivia, things get interesting! Please Read and Review! This is my first Psych fic!
Psych - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,247 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/15/2007 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Complete
Under His Wing by returquoise reviews
Edward Elric's rather hectic life does not come without a price, Roy understands at last. oneshot, T, Parental RoyEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,705 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Locked Out by iHEARThyuuga reviews
When Tenten is gets hurt during training Neji decides to walk her home, which would be fine if she hadn't have forgotten her keys AGAIN! Now she's freezing and he's just stood there sulking for Gods sake! Wait Neji what are you doing?.[Nejiten]R&R please
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Tails of Team Seven by Taisi reviews
Returning from their mission with the document they'd been sent for, Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura find out about the strange animal jutsu sealed on the scroll...but by then it's a little too late. NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,930 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 8/10/2007 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
It started everything by MissaSolemnis reviews
If she knew there was a storm coming, she wouldn't have come. But then, knowing Kyouyasempai, he would surely raise her debt another million if she didn't come to this function.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,183 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F.
Shafted by MusicalLuna1 reviews
Only Shawn could injure himself whilst searching a cordoned off building with a faction of S.B.P.D. officers. Shameless Shawn whumpage.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,142 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/9/2007 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Complete
Rain Butterfly by P4th reviews
Ishida was quietly walking around the city, when he noticed Ichigo on the riverbank. The latter is acting weird, probably a fever? [IchiUri]shounenai
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,477 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Ichigo K., Uryuu I. - Complete
True Beauty by stillkneedeep reviews
Yumichika resented her for taking his title. [oneshot][some language][yuminemu?]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Published: 4/26/2007 - Nemu K., Yumichika A. - Complete
Troubling New Developments by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 2,988 - Follows: 324 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Asuma S. - Complete
Take Two by Anime Girl23 reviews
Alternate ending to the episode 9 Lives The confrontation at Buzz McNab's apartment really didn't go as Shawn had planned. Oops. Yeah, 911? It's Shawn again.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,024 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Shawn S. - Complete
Officers Meeting by Platinum Dragoness reviews
Nanao is late. Zaraki and Yachiru are late too. They don't care. She realizes she doesn't really care either.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Nanao I., Yachiru K. - Complete
Christmas Realizations by ina-anna-etta reviews
Oneshot. The Hogwarts Professors get a rather abrupt awakening to exactly what the golden trio got up to during the holidays of their first to third years.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Complete
Aka Suna no Birthday by Digital Skitty reviews
It's Sasori's birthday, and everyone wants to get him a good gift. He, of course, just wants to be left alone.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,183 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
When Reality Becomes Blurred by Paprika012345 reviews
When reality becomes blurred...amazing things can happen. Take Mika for example when reality blurred...she became a shinobi. GaaraOC, KakashiOC, NejiOC, SakuraSasuke, NarutoHinata
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 90,187 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/21/2006 - Published: 6/8/2006 - Gaara - Complete
Monogamous BFF by peroxidepest17 reviews
20 secrets and stories just between Ikkaku and Yumichika.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,605 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Ikkaku M., Yumichika A. - Complete
Facing the Past by hiei1317 reviews
When Sasori and Deidara's latest mission leads them back to Sunagakure, Sasori starts acting very strangely. Yet, when disaster strikes will Deidara be left out in the desert, or will Sasori open up and be his savior, his oasis?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,700 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/7/2006 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Blood of a Brother by Deana reviews
Legolas and Gimli take Aragorn on a much needed trip to relax from the stress of being King. But naturally, it doesn't go as planned when the three friends get into big trouble along the way...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,579 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/11/2006 - Published: 1/14/2006 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
His Miracle Cure by Warlordess reviews
Ash has got food poisoning. He doesn't feel compelled in any way whatsoever to take place in any of his usual activities. Eating, training, etc. Is there any type of remedy for his illness? Pokeshippy.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,173 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/8/2006 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi - Complete
Voice of the Desert by The-MarmaladeCat1 reviews
Sasori and Deidara, whilst the two travel the land together a visit to Suna teaches Deidara more about his enigmatic partner.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,814 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/23/2005 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
The Beginning of a Relationship by Farangis reviews
Hermione made a strong impression on Blaise by thrusting a naked Draco Malfoy into his arms BZHG, written for the IATQO Secret Santa exchange
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/18/2005 - Hermione G., Blaise Z. - Complete
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Ripples from a Pebble Thrown reviews
How much would the death of one little girl change the wizarding world? Find out in Laurien's journey through death, resurrection, and the rest of her (second) life. Along for the ride are Draco, Harry, Hermione, Neville, and Luna. Join them in the forgotten house of Hogwarts, and the adventures within. Features Good!Malfoys&Dursleys, irritating!Weasleys, and Nicer!Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/28/2014 - [Draco M., OC] [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Naara's Story reviews
Hi, my name is Naara Hatake and this is my story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,191 - Reviews: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete