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Joined 11-11-10, id: 2611717, Profile Updated: 02-14-15
Author has written 11 stories for Disney, Care Bears, Fairy Tales, Dragon Age, Wicker Man, Misc. Cartoons, Rock and Rule, Marvel, Deadpool, Hellsing, and Ghost Rider.

By the way, sorry for misspelling my profile name. The correct word is Plebotinum (link

Ok, now I'm just trying to fill space. Did anyone notice that Mario the plumber is just like a Viking berserker? He eats red mushrooms to get increased strength (and size), and wears an animal costume to be one with the spirit (raccoon, not bear or wolf, though).

Differences/similarities between Twilight by Stephanie Meyer and Darren Shan/Vampire's Assistant/Cirque Du Freak By Darren O'Shaughnessy:

1. Stephanie Meyer based Bella Swan, who later turns into a vampire, on herself to live out romantic fantasies she is unable to get due to being married and overweight. Darren O'Shaughnessy based Darren (also turned vampire, on himself) to live out his manly adventure fantasies that he cannot get due to being overweight.

2. Edward Cullen is a strict, dominating overprotective father figure to his girlfriend/wife Bella in a way her weak-willed and ineffectual father isn't (incest subtext!). Larten Crepsley and his girlfriend Arra Sails are strict and dominating parental substitutes for Darren.

3. Meyer's vampires are different from Stoker's: stronger than normal, dull teeth, venom, unable to feed non-lethally on their victim no weaknesses aside from decapitation by superhumanly strong opponents plus fire due to sparkly,diamond bodies, have painful transformations and much more appealing to female readers despite their extreme powers. Also super retarded and sissy despite their extremely strong powers.

O'Shaughnessy's vampires are closer to Stoker's, but still different: feeding by knocking humans out with exhaled sleep gas and harmlessly piercing the neck with two claws and healing the wound with their saliva, transforming or 'blooding' humans into vampires by piercing the fingers on each party's opposite hands and mixing the blood, using static electricity from fast running to pick locks and have a 'vampanese' variety whose skin is purple from drinking too much blood, and are much more manly despite having weaknesses to injury and sunlight.

In short, Twilight Sucks!

Stuff about me:


Yard sales and thrift stores and flea markets

Spatulas (they're the closest thing to Naruto kunai!)

Youtube videos of cute animals

Nice hats

Music: Lordi (Hard Rock Hallelujah, Granny's Gone Crazy, Blood Red Sandman, Candy for the Cannibal), Blue Oyster Cult (Don't Fear The Reaper, I'm Burning For You, Perfect Water), Don't Stop Believin' by Journey


People who deny that OCD, depression, learning disabilities and other mental problems don't exist

Injustice (its impossible to escape-if Tyler Durden destroyed society in Fight Club, there would be just as many a-holes in his post-apocalyptic utopia)



Rap music


People who talk fast

People who interrupt me (not because I'm narcissistic!)

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Dementor Humour? by Drauchenfyre reviews
A cold and lonely night in Azkaban...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Dementors, J. Dawlish - Complete
Shattered Prisms by The Rhapsody in Your Heart reviews
Evil is like Pringles. Once you pop, you just can’t stop. Christy/Darkheart. Oneshot.
Care Bears - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Complete
The Darkest of Hearts by Angelkitty1 reviews
Even the darkest of souls has feelings... Even the purest of hearts has the potential for malice... Based off of the 2nd movie.
Care Bears - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,402 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/12/2003
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Sickeningly Sweet reviews
Danny and Christy did not expect to be attacked by zombies on their romantic date, Daniel Hart must learn to use his lost powers to help others. (Currently on hiatus until I re-edit the two chapters).
Crossover - Care Bears & Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,660 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5/25 - Published: 3/17/2012
Marvel Vs Nelvana (and other crossovers, crack and general insanity)
Witness the stupidest garbage ever devised by your truly's twisted, insane brain. A general collection of the worst crackfics, just to show how screwed up I am. Not meant to be serious.
Crossover - Marvel & Care Bears - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,760 - Updated: 4/20 - Published: 6/4/2014
If Mok Swagger was smart
Just because Mok Swagger is into sex, drugs and rock and roll (and a bit of Satanism) doesn't mean that he should antagonize random people. After all, you can still be evil without getting killed. Right?
Rock and Rule - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Mok - Complete
Destruction of MAVO reviews
Teddy Ruxpin and his friends are captured by M.A.V.O. and are awaiting execution. But their rescue is a wee bit different than they expected.
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Complete
Of Flaming Wicker Men and Flaming Motorcycle reviews
I watched Wicker Man Starring Nicholas Cage, and ignored the bad acting due to the main character's horrible plight. This is my revenge fantasy on all of the horrible pagan women that used feminine charms, deceit and violence to enslave, betray and murder countless innocent men with noble intentions. Rated M to be safe.
Crossover - Wicker Man & Ghost Rider - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,774 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Complete
Epic Snow Queen
Gerda's true love was taken, so she takes action. By selling her apartment to buy weapons and supplies for her quest!
Fairy Tales - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,364 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 3/17/2012
Cat vs Mouse
The Fade is a dangerous place,
Dragon Age - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/17/2012
A Woman Scorned
Witness the spectacle of Christy intending to rip Dark Heart limb from limb for dumping her. Now with less Mary Sue-ing. (Currently abandoned)
Care Bears - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Complete
A Woman Scorned Mary Sue version
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, especially if she's Christy, intent on ripping Dark Heart limb from limb for dumping her. WARNING: Contains dangerous to sanity levels of Mary Sue. Seriously, she's like Juggernaut, Wolverine and Deadpool combined. (abandoned and complete)
Care Bears - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,064 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Complete
Deadpool's Little Camp Champ
This is a pure crack fic that I wrote while extremely hyperactive. This isn't meant to be serious, so just read and enjoy.
Crossover - Care Bears & Deadpool - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Complete
A Different Christmas Carol reviews
Based on A Mickey's Christmas Carol movie. Ebeneezer meets the Spirit of Christmas Yet To Come and has a conversation much scarier than he expected.
Disney - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Complete