AlmightyLordPhlebotium
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Joined 11-11-10, id: 2611717, Profile Updated: 12-08-16
Author has written 19 stories for Disney, Care Bears, Fairy Tales, Dragon Age, Wicker Man, Misc. Cartoons, Rock and Rule, Marvel, Skyland, Naruto, Gargoyles, Cartoon X-overs, Deadpool, Hellsing, Ghost Rider, Dexter's Laboratory, and Cthulhu Mythos.

By the way, sorry for misspelling my profile name. The correct word is Plebotinum (link

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Dementor Humour? by Drauchenfyre reviews
A cold and lonely night in Azkaban...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Dementors, J. Dawlish - Complete
Shattered Prisms by The Rhapsody in Your Heart reviews
Evil is like Pringles. Once you pop, you just can’t stop. Christy/Darkheart. Oneshot.
Care Bears - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Complete
The Darkest of Hearts by Angelkitty1 reviews
Even the darkest of souls has feelings... Even the purest of hearts has the potential for malice... Based off of the 2nd movie.
Care Bears - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,402 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/12/2003
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Care Bears in the Land of the Living Lies remake
Little Sandy Miller has a little problem with lying. Okay, a big big that she has drawn the attention of the Living Lie. Grumpy and Lots of Heart must save Sandy and lead a group of misfit Care Bears to do it. Can they escape the terrifying Land of the Living Lies with their lives? And perhaps, Sandy isn't the only one to learn a lesson? All references to adult stuff removed.
Care Bears - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,046 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2016
If Mok Swagger was smart
Just because Mok Swagger is into sex, drugs and rock and roll (and a bit of Satanism) doesn't mean that he should antagonize random people. After all, you can still be evil without getting killed. Right?
Rock and Rule - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,469 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/20/2016 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Mok, Angel, Omar - Complete
Little Nemo: Aftermath reviews
His adventure in Slumberland and a kiss from Princess Camille wasn't a dream. Every night, Nemo dreams about being groomed to rule Slumberland when he grows up. Unfortunately, the waking world seems so dull in comparison, causing Nemo to take drugs to sleep more. King Morpheus' friend Kuranes made the same mistake, and wants to have a talk with Nemo about it and his abilities.
Crossover - Cartoon X-overs & Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2016
Musings of a Boy Genius
As Dexter Burnett survived his horrible childhood, he showed some of his genius to his family, and got a summer job working for his father's boss, Mr Xanathos, all while having internal monologues about his past misadventures. Also featuring characters from Inspector Gadget and more.
Crossover - Gargoyles & Dexter's Laboratory - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,784 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2016
Tears of a ninja clown reviews
When chased by angry villagers, young Naruto is rescued by a kindly shopkeeper Doukeshi. The old man raised Naruto, and taught him the art of being a clown. Note that Naruto isn't very funny but very angry here. Story currently abandoned, probably permanently.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,632 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2016
Aftermath reviews
Commander Oslo is defeated, and everyone lived happily ever after. Except Mahad, because a certain bald-headed cross between Lex Luthor, General Zod and Ellen DeGeneres survived falling though the hatch and is now on love with Dahlia. Fortunately, there's a certain older Sajin woman that loves him just as much as Diwan loves Dahlia. Crack fic. Like all my stories, everyone is OOC.
Skyland - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2016
Epic Snow Queen Remake
Gerda's boyfriend Kai was kidnapped by the Snow Queen. Now, she must go on a quest to save him from the icy bitch, and meet characters from other Hans Christian Andersen's tales along the way.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,068 - Published: 6/23/2016
Sickeningly Sweet Remake
Danny Hart (formerly Dark Heart) and Christy are attacked by Ghouls on their date and recruited into Hellsing. Story abandoned,
Crossover - Care Bears & Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,622 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/20/2016
Care Bears in the Land of the Living Lies
This story is a request from retro mania. It features Care Bears with the plot of Puff the Magic Dragon: The Land of the Living Lies. Like in my other stories, I just added whatever crazy situations I could think of into the stories without any regard for good plot or character development. Also featuring too much pop culture so, I need to edit out some mistakes.
Care Bears - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,571 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2016
Marvel Vs Nelvana (and other crossovers, crack and general insanity)
Witness the stupidest garbage ever devised by your truly's twisted, insane brain. A general collection of the worst crackfics, just to show how screwed up I am. Not meant to be serious. Pay no attention to grammar mistakes. WARNING: contains sex and violence.
Crossover - Marvel & Care Bears - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,522 - Updated: 12/28/2015 - Published: 6/4/2014 - W. Wilson/Deadpool, P. Parker/Spider-man, T. Stark/ Iron man, B. Banner/Hulk
Sickeningly Sweet reviews
Danny and Christy did not expect to be attacked by zombies on their romantic date, Daniel Hart must learn to use his lost powers to help others. (Currently on hiatus until I re-edit the two chapters).
Crossover - Care Bears & Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,660 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5/25/2015 - Published: 3/17/2012
Destruction of MAVO reviews
Teddy Ruxpin and his friends are captured by M.A.V.O. and are awaiting execution. But their rescue is a wee bit different than they expected.
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Complete
Of Wicker Men and Flaming Motorcycle reviews
I watched Wicker Man starring Nicholas Cage, and ignored the bad acting due to the main character's horrible plight. This is my revenge fantasy on all of the horrible pagan women that used feminine charms, deceit and violence to enslave, betray and murder countless innocent men with noble intentions. Rated M to be safe.
Crossover - Wicker Man & Ghost Rider - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,774 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Complete
Epic Snow Queen
Gerda's true love was taken, so she takes action. By selling her apartment to buy weapons and supplies for her quest!
Fairy Tales - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,364 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 3/17/2012
Cat vs Mouse
The Fade is a dangerous place,
Dragon Age - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/17/2012
A Woman Scorned
Witness the spectacle of Christy intending to rip Dark Heart limb from limb for dumping her. Now with less Mary Sue-ing. (Currently abandoned)
Care Bears - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Complete
A Woman Scorned Mary Sue version
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, especially if she's Christy, intent on ripping Dark Heart limb from limb for dumping her. WARNING: Contains dangerous to sanity levels of Mary Sue. Seriously, she's like Juggernaut, Wolverine and Deadpool combined. Lots of violence and lesbian sex with a book. I've written this when I was an immature child (abandoned and complete)
Care Bears - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,064 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Complete
Deadpool's Little Camp Champ
This is a pure crack fic that I wrote while extremely hyperactive. This isn't meant to be serious, so just read and enjoy.
Crossover - Care Bears & Deadpool - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Complete
A Different Christmas Carol reviews
Based on A Mickey's Christmas Carol movie. Ebeneezer meets the Spirit of Christmas Yet To Come and has a conversation much scarier than he expected.
Disney - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Complete