Author has written 11 stories for Disney, Care Bears, Fairy Tales, Dragon Age, Wicker Man, Misc. Cartoons, Rock and Rule, Marvel, Deadpool, Hellsing, and Ghost Rider.
By the way, sorry for misspelling my profile name. The correct word is Plebotinum (link
Ok, now I'm just trying to fill space. Did anyone notice that Mario the plumber is just like a Viking berserker? He eats red mushrooms to get increased strength (and size), and wears an animal costume to be one with the spirit (raccoon, not bear or wolf, though).
Differences/similarities between Twilight by Stephanie Meyer and Darren Shan/Vampire's Assistant/Cirque Du Freak By Darren O'Shaughnessy:
1. Stephanie Meyer based Bella Swan, who later turns into a vampire, on herself to live out romantic fantasies she is unable to get due to being married and overweight. Darren O'Shaughnessy based Darren (also turned vampire, on himself) to live out his manly adventure fantasies that he cannot get due to being overweight.
2. Edward Cullen is a strict, dominating overprotective father figure to his girlfriend/wife Bella in a way her weak-willed and ineffectual father isn't (incest subtext!). Larten Crepsley and his girlfriend Arra Sails are strict and dominating parental substitutes for Darren.
3. Meyer's vampires are different from Stoker's: stronger than normal, dull teeth, venom, unable to feed non-lethally on their victim no weaknesses aside from decapitation by superhumanly strong opponents plus fire due to sparkly,diamond bodies, have painful transformations and much more appealing to female readers despite their extreme powers. Also super retarded and sissy despite their extremely strong powers.
O'Shaughnessy's vampires are closer to Stoker's, but still different: feeding by knocking humans out with exhaled sleep gas and harmlessly piercing the neck with two claws and healing the wound with their saliva, transforming or 'blooding' humans into vampires by piercing the fingers on each party's opposite hands and mixing the blood, using static electricity from fast running to pick locks and have a 'Vampanese' variety whose skin is purple from drinking too much blood, and are much more manly despite having weaknesses to injury and sunlight.
In short, TWILIGHT SUCKS!
(Not Twilight Sparkle. The Stephanie Meyer book.
Stuff about me:
Yard sales and thrift stores and flea markets
Spatulas (they're the closest thing to Naruto kunai!)
Youtube videos of cute animals
Music: Lordi (Hard Rock Hallelujah, Granny's Gone Crazy, Blood Red Sandman, Candy for the Cannibal), Blue Oyster Cult (Don't Fear The Reaper, I'm Burning For You, Perfect Water), Don't Stop Believin' by Journey
People who deny that OCD, depression, learning disabilities and other mental problems don't exist
Injustice (its impossible to escape-if Tyler Durden destroyed society in Fight Club, there would be just as many a-holes in his "post-apocalyptic utopia")
People who talk too fast
People who interrupt me (not because I'm narcissistic!)
Simple Guide to Being a Total Badass:
Even you (Yes, you there. I'm talking to you!) Even you can learn to be a total badass. No matter who you are, what your job is or how wimpy you are, you can learn to be a total badass, just like in the action movies. You'll probably change your mind and decide to let the Kobra Kai students keep beating you because being a badass sucks, but