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Joined 11-11-10, id: 2611914, Profile Updated: 10-10-11
Author has written 9 stories for Saw, V for Vendetta, Misc. Movies, Walking Dead, Life on Mars, and Hellraiser.

Good morning/afternoon/evening/whatever it may be. I am Agnes, an extraordinarily avid fan of the "Saw" series of movies - and Detective Lieutenant Mark Hoffman in particular - making my first tentative steps into this genre of fanfiction after several years on the lighter side of things with "Doctor Who" fanfic (I keep my two FFN accounts separate!). I live only to entertain, so if I have indeed managed to do so, please feel free to let me know that you were here and that you found it good. To everyone who has reviewed my work so far, I thank you profoundly - your appreciation is in its turn appreciated.

LATEST NEWS: I know that "Fresh Blood" is slow to start, but trust me and bear with me, because once it does get going, I hope to take your breath away. Love to all my readers, I cannot thank you enough.

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Harder to Breathe by HoffmansLittleToy reviews
Okay everyone, this is my first SAW fanfic, but it's an idea I got while watching Saw 5. I thought I'd elaborate on Hoffman's life before Jigsaw. I hope y'all enjoy. Oh, and I will continue this story, but the postings may be irregular.
Saw - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,936 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Hoffman, Strahm
Unexpected Savior by SALJStella reviews
AU. Adam is the hooker. Lawrence is the costumer. The costumer that's desperately seeking for something to make him feel alive, and sees Adam as the one thing that can save him, but still just the costumer. It shouldn't become more than that. But it does.
Saw - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,204 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Adam F., Dr. Gordon
Ghosts of the Past by the mischievous pixie reviews
Sequel to "Pieces Come Together" Ten years have passed since the Jigsaw murders ended, but will a visitor trigger a new wave of violence?
Saw - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,199 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Hoffman
Jesus Peter by the mischievous pixie reviews
Strahm's hard drive is busted, so when his favorite techie fixes it...he's busted. Rated M for porn references and bits of 'scenes' and explicit language.
Saw - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Strahm, Hoffman - Complete
Diary of an Abandoned Foot by the mischievous pixie reviews
Lawrence's right foot decides to keep a diary of his experience in the bathroom, starts at the end of SAW. Humor!Fic, short chapters
Saw - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Dr. Gordon, Jigsaw
Fleeting Thoughts by the mischievous pixie reviews
quick mini drabbles about Hoffman in each film...no sex involved for once
Saw - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Hoffman, Jigsaw - Complete
The Bathroom by the mischievous pixie reviews
Palmer didn't die in SAW VII as we saw it; here's what she chooses to do... categorized as one-shot but have second chapter if requested
Saw - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,173 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/21/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Hoffman - Complete
A Normal Day On The Jigsaw Squad by SALJStella reviews
The people on the Jigsaw-case are a tortured bunch. They're dealing with death of family members, a feeling of inadequacy... Or they're just a heep of weird people dealing with Hoffman's and Strahm's love affair and Matthews' and Rigg's practical jokes.
Saw - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,676 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Hoffman, Eric M. - Complete
Legacy by Mistress Of The Macabre reviews
Four friends. Four criminals. Four people who are ungrateful to be alive. Four people who must be tested, pushed to the absolute limit. This is it, Jigsaw's Legacy.
Saw - Rated: M - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 25 - Words: 110,298 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Complete
Snow and Ice by vikatenista reviews
REUPLOAD! My bad. The Saw gang gets snowed in at Adam and Lawrence's. They get bored, hijinxes ensue. Rated T for drinking and language. AU and crack; enjoy! R&R please!
Saw - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,289 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Complete
Coworkers Don't Have To Like Each Other by SALJStella reviews
Christmas. A time for love. And to not spend in an police station working with a guy you hate. Ironically that's what happens to Strahm. And this new situation gets him to say stuff like "if we did have sex, I'd go on top," to Hoffman of all people.
Saw - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,734 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Hoffman, Strahm - Complete
What Makes A Home by SALJStella reviews
Lawrence has control now. He went through a whole life without control, and now he has it. So how can Adam take that away from him without doing anything? And how can he take it away while he's in chains, completely powerless? AdamLawrence AU crossover.
Saw - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,522 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Adam F., Dr. Gordon
Mind Games by Kalika Barlow reviews
He got off on screaming. She got off on pain. An insight into the complex relationship between Mark Hoffman and Amanda Young. M for sexual content and swearing.
Saw - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,676 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Hoffman, Amanda Y. - Complete
Love Me Today, Hate Me Tomorrow by ChasetheMorning22 reviews
Peter Strahm gets caught in a hallway by Mark Hoffman after work, only to find it might not have been the best idea to stop. Light bondage, cursing, sex. A one shot between Peter Strahm x Mark Hoffman of the Saw Series.
Saw - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,176 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Strahm, Hoffman - Complete
Interrogation by the mischievous pixie reviews
One-shot, PWP. Hoffman needs to interrogate a person who might have some information on the Jigsaw Killer, but what he gets is something more.
Saw - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,978 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Hoffman - Complete
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Fresh Blood reviews
Some years after the apocalypse, two travellers arrive at a UN military base in the desert. All is not as it seems, however, as the Jigsaw killings have begun once more... Sequel to "The Last Game", rated M for everything.
Crossover - Saw & Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,895 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Hoffman, Andrea
Blood Ties reviews
A suspected Jigsaw killing is not all it appears to be, and a strange puzzle box found at the scene only draws Mark Hoffman deeper into his own personal abyss. Rated M for language and disturbing content.
Crossover - Saw & Hellraiser - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,869 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/6/2011 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Hoffman, Pinhead
Waiting reviews
Short "An American Werewolf in London" fic, dealing with David and Alex's newborn daughter, Serafine, as they wait for what may be her first transformation...
Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,523 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Complete
Overture reviews
A badly injured man stumbles from the wreckage of Larkhill Detention Centre, setting in motion a momentous chain of events that will forever change the lives of those he meets.
V for Vendetta - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 84,117 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Complete
The Last Game reviews
Hoffman has been released from the bathroom to find a changed world and a chance of redemption in the kindness of strangers. However, there are three people on his trail, one of whom will stop at nothing to keep their promise to a dead man.
Crossover - Saw & Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 30 - Words: 68,363 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Hoffman, Andrea - Complete
Under Suspicion reviews
For Ali, what begins as a simple interview with Detective Hoffman suddenly becomes something much more twisted. Oneshot, rated M with good reason.
Saw - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,835 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Hoffman, Alison G. - Complete
Party Quirks reviews
What could go wrong at a simple costume party? As it turns out, when the Jigsaw squad are involved, the answer is: "Everything". Rated T for minor language and complete insanity.
Saw - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Hoffman, Strahm - Complete
Over The Hills reviews
"My name is Mark Hoffman. I had an accident and I woke up in 1973. In England. What the...?" Hoffman's in deep trouble. He's finally met his match in the Sheriff of Manchester - DCI Gene Hunt. Rated T for language.
Crossover - Saw & Life on Mars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,569 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Hoffman
Interception reviews
Jill Tuck must play a game of cat-and-mouse with Detective Hoffman, Special Agent Strahm and - as always - the memories of her child. Rated M for everything.
Saw - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,676 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Jill T., Hoffman - Complete