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Ohmygosh. I am BlaRiix, but you can call me Gargamel, Mufasa, or Dwayne. (All of which are inside jokes, GET YO' SHIT TOGETHER TYRONE).

Gender: Whatever your heart desires.

Age: Old enough to know better, young enough not to give a fuck.

Location: Under yo' bed.

I'm not interesting. I currently have a Death Note story that I'm beginning to write but the format got fucked up. I apologize. I've also been told that I have an incredibly dirty mouth (thank you, Jackie) so I plan to tone it down some. I'm really iffy about my story, but I started it so I shall finish it. :)

So today I was bored out of my mind and I picked up the Los Angeles BB Murder Cases and opened it to a random page and read it and I was so happy with the result.

Naomi: "... to take control of the situation."

Beyond: "Don't worry. I'm a top."

Naomi: "A top?"

Beyond: "An aggressive top, I have never once been submissive. One of the few things I can boast about. I have never submissive to a traffic signal."

Naomi: "You really should."

Beyond: "Never."

(Page 82) The first time I read that, it was two in the morning and I had no idea what yaoi was. Second time I read that it was 9:26 a.m and I've been introduced to FanFiction. Thank you.

About me:

I'm socially awkward when alone or around people I don't know. Put me with some friends and I don't give a fuck about what I say/do. I'm like a tsunami. I've been told I have intimidating eyes/features about me.

I'm super spidery/flexible and I sit awkwardly because of it. (Usually with one leg close to me/my chest and the other extended out in an odd fashion).

I'm go for gay, even though I tend to make the occasional gay joke. *shrugs*


I love being barefoot, even when sick still no socks or shoes.

Females generally annoy me.

I'm told to be charismatic, but in reality I'm just an asshole.

I go through one extreme to another; these phases generally lasts months.

I'm a grammar nazi, even though my grammar isn't perfect.


I'm a hug whore when it comes to people I like, and I don't like very many people.

I'm random as hell, my boyfriend will be trying to talk seriously with me and I'll go crosseyed just to annoy him.

Lying is my specialty, this is a great quality to have when trying to avoid detention by the way.

Vocabulary to me is like a SnapBack to a swagfag.


"It's colder than a bitches heart." - My lovely brother.

"Scars will heal but were meant to bleed." - Hollywood Undead (HU - Believe)


Don't you just fucking HATE it when a band evolves to the point where you're like "Oh my Kira, ten years ago I was listening to rock and now I'm listening to techno WHAT IS THIS FUCKERY?" Or is that just me? Hollywood Undead for example, during Swan Songs and prior to that I thought they were fucking amazing, but now they are so different I can't even enjoy them anymore...

I'm always down to chat, considering I have way too much free time in my antisocial life. Be warned however, I'm borderline offensive and tend to get a bit... Colorful. ;)

I just wasted approximately two/three minuets of your life. I'm deeply sorry. xD

HoNk :o)


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YES by jlhumph reviews
Katniss reflects on the defining moments in her life. A bit AU and OOC at times.Rated M. Book 1 of 3
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 83,093 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 9/22/2015 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
An Endless Summer by whenbluemetgray reviews
Katniss Everdeen's life was turned upside down 5 years ago. She still has responsibilities and problems to worry about. But she's determined to make this summer the best yet. To forget her worries, let loose and just have fun. With the help of her best friends and maybe a few special boys, Katniss will make this summer special. Modern AU.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,758 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Unplanned Surprises by leviicorpus reviews
When Katniss Everdeen finish High school she goes to live with her Uncle and Aunt in district four for a year before college to save up so she can actually go. She is determined to only focus on getting a job, and earning enough, but what will she do when she meets a boy with bright blue eyes that throws her completely off track? Modern day AU, slight OOC
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 89,858 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
This Dandelion Needs Her Fire by star4163 reviews
What if Katniss had died at the cornucopia and Peeta was crowned the Victor? Told in Peeta's POV. Story is about 5 or so chapters.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,285 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Hunger Games: Senior Year by mortals reviews
AU. "This is our last year here, Katniss." "I know." "Then make the most of it! You basically dragged the other three years." "I don't know how to socialize or be a regular teenager." "I'll show you how."
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 8/30/2012
Cloud Cover by SecretSky reviews
Naruto's led a tough life, but with a fresh start at a new school, his natural optimism kicks in. Unfortunately, things are about to get far worse. Pulled into a world of drugs, abuse and crime, he must find a way to make it out alive or die trying. "Remember, Uzumaki," he said to the mirror, "Your real life is with your friends. This...this is just a nightmare." Warnings inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 140,085 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Coffee and Classics by books-are-better reviews
Modern Day AU. Katniss is a 20 year old trying to survive a life with no parents, clinging to the most precious relationship she has with her sister. However, when a new guy begins to work at her bookstore hangout, the life she expected to have isn't the one she begins to experience; and her hard exterior begins to falter under the affection of the boy with the beautiful blue eyes.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 79,205 - Reviews: 729 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Dreamer by not-impressed reviews
Dreams mean nothing. Dreams can't affect reality in any way. Or can they? Light is disturbed with his nightmares but what if his dreams start to interfere with his life in every aspect? Takes place three years after L's death. Slight AU.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 67,508 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Light Y., L - Complete
Baby Bargain by trumpee reviews
In a world where Light never found the Death Note, Mello and Matt are still the genius Wammy boys just trying to have a normal relationship in LA. But what happens when, on their 5th anniversary, Matt tells Mello he wants to have a baby? My first story. Rated T for now.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 63,011 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Matt, Mello - Complete
What Really Happens in Light's Bag of Chips by The Maiden of Autumn reviews
Any Death Note fan knows how much Light loves potato chips- the delicious, salty little buggers. But no one knows how much potato chips fear being eaten- or the futile attempts they make to avoid their fate being chomped into small bits in Light's mouth. Crackish, told from a potato chip's POV. Potato chip horror. Mentioned LightxL
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Light Y., L - Complete
Rue Mellark by LoverOfDance reviews
The rebellion is over, so Katniss and Peeta get married, and have two children named Rue and Jake. But are the odds in the Mellarks favor when the Hunger Games come back? You'll have to read to find out! *note: my story is WAY better than the summery* disclaimer- I DO NOT OWN THE HUNGER GAMES OR ANY CHARACTERS! Be nice people this is my first fanfiction. Rated T- Mild violence HG
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,843 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Katniss & Peeta's daughter, Katniss & Peeta's son
Overcoming the Odds by N.V.9 reviews
Life is a bully that no one can stand up to and Naruto knows this all too well.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,746 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 1/8/2013 - Published: 2/1/2012 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.]
How To Beat Near & Take Over The World in 13 Days by Cyri's Alter Ego reviews
"This is a series of important notes that I want to leave behind. In case I die or something. Yeah. 'Cause trust me, this is gonna be the most important damn thing you've ever read in your life. Ready? Grab a seat or something. ...This is how to beat Near."
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,618 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Mello - Complete
Opening old wounds by Lily5335 reviews
Katniss just moved to district 12 with her younger sister Prim and mother who is never around. She left district 8 with wounds that her ex-boyfriend Gale left that may never heal. What will she do when she tries to make it threw senior year with out being noticed, but catches the eye of the co-captain of the basketball team Peeta Mellark and his best friend Finnick Odair.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,848 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Insane Reaction by lighter-kun reviews
HIATUS. Insanity is Light's reaction to LOVE. [eventual L/Light ] [ minor L/Matsuda ]
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,737 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Light Y., L
Spontaneity: Part ll by Romione-Mellark reviews
AU This is the Sequel to Spontaneity. Peeta Mellark has been happily living in Hawaii with his Girlfriend Katniss for nearly a year now and he hasn't looked back at his old life in Kentucky once. But this all changes when he receives something in the mail forcing him back to his hometown. Rated M for mature content and language. OOC and R&R
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 40,117 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Capitol Boarding School: Freshman Year by RedheadedGodess reviews
Katniss has been sent to the capitol to attend CBS with her little sister, Prim. she has made the most amazing friends ever, evne has a boyfriend, but that wont stop her from feeling the pressure of good grades, good looks, and pefection.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 20,085 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Coming Home by davis32 reviews
AU. Sergeant Katniss Everdeen hasn't been home in three years since her best friend and fiance Gale Hawthorne was killed in Iraq. But when the baker's son starts hanging around will she find love again.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,636 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Because She Didn't Follow Her Heart by Lost and Insecure You Found Me reviews
Katniss's mother didn't folow her heart. She became Mrs. Mellark instead of Mrs. Everdeen. Peeta's mother is Katniss's mother, and visa versa. Katniss's life messes up as she learns to cope with the death of her parents and her change in environment.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,979 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Voodoo Doll by Rainbow Fruit Loop reviews
"Oh, how ironic. He's seen everyone he loves die in a blaze. He sometimes wonders if God's punishing him for being happy when so many people are hurting. He wonders why everything he touches turns to dust." In which Matt finds Mello after the explosion. Rated for dark themes, blood and suicide. Matt/Mello. Short one-shot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Sometimes He Would Sing by Dlvvanzor reviews
Matt wasn't a particularly good singer. Mello never complained. MxM, oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Lithium by xxbeyondxbirthdayxx reviews
Matt and Mello from birth to their twenties, together in childhood, cruel separation, the search for each other, through orphanages, asylum, violence... How life can try to kill you from the inside and someone can still make you feel alive...
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 135,448 - Reviews: 1059 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Mello, Matt
New experience by iam97 reviews
What if neither Prim's nor Peeta's name was picked? What if they never went into the games? What happens when Katniss decides to pay Peeta back for the bread? Rated T because the Hunger Games series are by no means a K. *Sequel 'The Storm' is up now!*
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 83,617 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
PITCH by uberneko-zero reviews
L is a reclusive detective who takes his job seriously. Too seriously, in fact. Once he takes note of how neglected and stagnant his life truly is, he decides to make some changes. Challenges arise through an unanticipated meeting. AU
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 257,928 - Reviews: 846 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 6/21/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Matt's Guide to Love, Dating, and Marriage by Skyskater reviews
If you want to get that special someone to look your way, this is the handbook for you. There's no REAL lemon, but many mentions of sex.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 67,122 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Matt, Mello
End Transmission by ShinigamiMailJeevas reviews
'I think that either L or Wammy kidnap genius children and bring them here to become the next L. And the things that happened to us, as well as the fact that everyone who could truly identify us is dead, are a bit more than coincidental.' - MM,Char Death
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 146,309 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Arachnophobia by 6 Six VI reviews
The fact the world's greatest detective has a fear of spiders is laughable. The fact that, one day, Light's going to grow a super spider to attack L is genius.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Light Y., L - Complete
April Fools by Dlvvanzor reviews
It's Matt and Mello's first April Fool's Day out of Wammy's House- which means that all their prank-related energy will have to be directed at each other... and Mello wakes up to Matt writing something on his forehead. MxM oneshot, fluff. Mello POV
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,796 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Dumb Dares by CloudNineKitty reviews
Naruto and his friends play a game of dumb dares at the office. What Naruto didn't know was that this game was going to change his life in more ways than one. COMPLETE; look for the better and revised version "Dumb Dares Revisited"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,317 - Reviews: 1414 - Favs: 2,192 - Follows: 874 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Plague 11 by InvisibleMonsters24 reviews
Matt has lost his mind. He's lost in a world of his own. And Mello has no idea what's wrong or how to help. Songfic; Other warnings inside. -Chap. 2 is up!-
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,283 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
10 SureFire Ways To Get Uzumaki Naruto Into Bed by Benq reviews
View Sasuke's 10 ways to get Naruto into bed. Rated for language, hinted yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 932 - Follows: 103 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Savior by Living in a fantasy reviews
Matt knows only too well that not all families are good ones. Surrounded by drinking, fighting, and screaming, he'd drop his home in a second to live on the streets. So when a tough blond boy gives him that chance, he takes it.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,813 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Not So Smart After All by Amindaya reviews
If they're so smart, then why can't they figure out that they love each other? LightXRyuzaki. Alphabetical A through Z chapter titles, sort of like word prompts but with a continuous storyline.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,964 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Light Y., L
The Demilitarized Zone by michelerene reviews
Itachi Uchiha has always had a sadistic streak when it came to his little brother. Now the perfect opportunity has presented itself and he just can’t let it go by. He does love him after all. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 112,010 - Reviews: 2276 - Favs: 4,393 - Follows: 1,043 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Fox And A Hound by darkalbino reviews
Not even nature's rivalry can come between affection, as orphaned fox Naruto and hunting dog Sasuke are about to discover...My version of Disney's the fox and the hound; SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,492 - Reviews: 789 - Favs: 1,028 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Downfall by xXDark.Lord.MeloniousXx reviews
RaitoxL What is true happiness without him? Read inside for more detail. SPOILERIFIC
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 52,222 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/13/2007 - Published: 9/26/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Tame Me by NextNothingNew reviews
A simple, impulsive act in the night unfolds into much more than either genius ever considered. Spoiler for L's real name. Slash.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,836 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 4/2/2007 - Published: 3/13/2007 - Complete
Handcuffs by Scottie-195 reviews
Yagami Soichiro always had doubts about the whole handcuff thing. And then,he overhears a rather disturbing conversation between Raito and Ryuuzaki.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Complete
Neko by artemisgirl reviews
While struggling to fall asleep one night, L discovers just what Raito dreams about, changing his entire perception of the odd Yagami boy... RaitoL slash.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,195 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 940 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 11/7/2006 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Light Y., L - Complete
Chasing Naruto by AkaiTsume reviews
AU: College Years. Sasuke doesn't want to come to terms with his feelings, but when rivals appear, he has to take matters into his own hands...NaruSasu Shounenai, yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 130,280 - Reviews: 2630 - Favs: 3,339 - Follows: 703 - Updated: 2/11/2006 - Published: 3/19/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Neji H., Gaara - Complete