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Joined 11-11-10, id: 2612083, Profile Updated: 03-31-14
Author has written 4 stories for Mentalist.

I can write a decent fic, my problem is finishing them.

An 18 year old girl from Canada who loves the shit out of The Mentalist.

I mostly write humor\romance fics based on Jisbon. After I got over the name, i found the pairing really fun to write for and stuck to it. I am more of an active reader than a writer but i dabble. Im also terrible at keeping a story updated so when i do post, i try to go for one shots. Reviews are the main reason i write fics, i love hearing what other people think about my stories, if they like my writing and comedy and if they have any ideas about what to write next. It's exciting to see that other people are appreciating something i made. I try to keep my fics as in character as possible, my pet peeve is when i read something in a fic thats completely unrealistic. My favorite thing to write is jane\lisbon banter. Id like to think that is my specialty.

I write under the name sleepyhead because I'm pretty lazy. Straight up. Don't be suprised if theres a few months in between chapters. I may take my sweet ass time, but the quality of my stories don't change.

I am however still developing my own writing style, so bear with me.

I hope you like what i have to put out there, please don't hesitate to review my stories or message me privately. I dont offend easily so ill even take criticism if you have it ;)


- sleepyhead

Ps, some of you have been asking me if i'll finish "Something that is green". The answer is definitely yes but only after I finish my new fic "Red Hot Dessert". The next chap should be up by next week and from then on i'll have updates once a week! PM me if you have any questions :)

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Restraints by hardly loquacious reviews
Patrick Jane had a plan, a good plan, until something he could have never predicted forced him to take desperate measures to ensure its success.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,317 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
A Magician Never Reveals by LittleMender reviews
Tag to 3x20. Redacted. She had stuck her neck out for the 100 times umpteenth time, put her job on the line, her career, her ass, and all the master of mentalism, the wizard of words, the conveyor of crap could come up with was thank you?
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,689 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
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Red Hot Desert reviews
A new case brings back old enemies and Lisbon is walking on eggshells. Kidnapped, attacked, and stranded, can they take the heat of a Red Hot Desert?
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,991 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/9/2014 - Published: 3/17/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Something that is Green reviews
Lisbon gets a case that leaves her with a 5 year old boy, too adorable for his own good. summary will make more sense in later chapters. Please read and review! :
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,128 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
What Happens in the Absence of Pizza reviews
lisbon Just wants a night to herself, but jane shows no mercy. See what becomes of a late night with takeout. Please read and review! Warning:random fluff :
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Bear Hugs reviews
Lisbon's house becomes a crime scene. What happens when a certain consultant offers her his hospitality? Read n Review!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,478 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete