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Joined 09-01-02, id: 261296, Profile Updated: 03-03-13
Author has written 24 stories for London's Burning, Stargate: SG-1, 24, Champions, Millennium, Yellow Rose, Fifty Shades Trilogy, Nashville, Walking Dead, and Father Ted.

Profile? Hmmm, I’ve never profiled myself before and I‘m not sure I can now. But well, here goes... The killer is a female in her late 40's early 50's. She is of reasonable intelligence and has financial stability. She does not choose her victims at random but carefully selects each one with due care and attention to detail. She has delusions of paranoia and, judging by the geography of the wounds on her most recent victim, currently suffers from a trapped nerve in her neck. Most importantly, she has a tendency towards...

Oh, not that sort of profile. Sorry. Ok, I'll try again.

It’s hard to define me. My late mother always said that I was as changeable as the weather and I guess I am. But what I definitely know about myself is that I’m 52. I live in Northern Ireland and this means I'm Northern Irish NOT Irish. I’m married to a lovely man I call Mr. Grumpy - because he is, but I love him anyway. We have two beautiful Lassie Collies and approximately four cats. I say approximately because one cannot decide whether she lives here or at my neighbours house.

Thankfully I have no children. I can’t stand the little brats and never wanted them. The money I saved by not feeding and clothing kids means I own the most beautiful car in the world - a 34 year old Ferrari 308 GTS. Like the one Tom Selleck drove in Magnum. This is my baby, my darling boy. Um, I’m talking about the car, not Tom Selleck.

I've no tolerance for stupid people. Not only should they be removed from the gene pool, they should be completely banned from quiz shows.

I also love horses, not just the prancing one. Reading, swimming, movies, TV and Rugby Union, supporting Ireland at international level and Ulster at club level. My favourite TV shows are currently - Top Gear, Being Human (UK version), Silent Witness, Torchwood, Nashville, Alphas, Dallas, Hawaii Five-O, and I still love Stargate SG-1, Millennium, Father Ted and Spooks, and I miss these shows terribly.

Favourite authors are Mark Billingham and David Kessler (I know his sister). Favourite actors - Jimmy Nesbitt and Liam Neeson, naturally.

I love Formula 1. And being retired with a healthy pension means I can indulge in my motorsport passion by attending two or three races each season. Many times I’ve been to Monaco, Monza, Nurburgring, Hockenheim, Spa, San Marino and Silverstone.

I’m not a writer. Definitely not. I just get these, sometimes strange, ideas into my head and I can’t find peace until I get them out of my head by writing them down. Hmmm, maybe I’m an exorcist.

Anyway, that’s me in a nutshell :)

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Whiskey In The Jar reviews
Another Christmas on Craggy Island and Ted is determined that this will be the best Christmas ever. For him. I've always loved this series and this is my first Father Ted fic. I hope I've done it justice. Please read and review.
Father Ted - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,756 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 11/30/2013 - Complete
A New Day
I was watching an episode from Season 4 and I thought, "Why don't they just. . . ." and that's where this little one off fic came from. Hope you like it.
Walking Dead - Rated: K - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Maggie G. - Complete
A Walking Girl reviews
I'm new to The Walking Dead - only halfway through season 3 - but I love it. I'm hooked. But I have this idea that some part of the human inside the walker is still there. Buried deep inside. It worries me. It means they can plan and reason and think about their attacks and their methods of obtaining food. It's not one of my happier ideas. Please read & review!
Walking Dead - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/21/2013 - Complete
Walking Girl reviews
I wanted to write something serious from the point of view of a walker, but I've had a glass or two of wine, so I wrote this! Next time I'll put the wine back in the fridge and write a serious fic.
Walking Dead - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2013 - Complete
Jack And Sam Get It On! reviews
It's been a long time since I've watcghed Stargate SG1, and I remember it fondly along with the fics I've read and the few I've written. Then I realised that I'd never written a Sam/Jack ship fic. So here it is. . . . . . Please read and review!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2013 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Hank Williams, You Wrote My Life reviews
Teddy thinks about his life with Rayna. I've only watched up to episode 4 here in the UK so I'm a long way behind. Nashville combines a great story with my love for country music which goes back over 40 years and that's why I'm loving this series so much. Please read and review.
Nashville - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Teddy C., Rayna J. - Complete
Bluebird Cafe Blues reviews
Set after "I Can't Help It (If I'm Still In Love With You)". I love how the episode titles are Hank Williams songs! This is my short take on how Deacon was feeling after he sang with Rayna at the Bluebird. I've just discovered Nashville & I've seen 3 episodes so far, but I'm totally hooked! I love it & I hope my first Nashville fan fic will do it justice. Please read & review!
Nashville - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Deacon C., Rayna J. - Complete
Forty Shades Of Green
Connor Green meets the beautiful Australasia de Chardonnay. He falls in love. She ties him up. But there's more to Connor than you might think. Please read and review!
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,841 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Anastasia S., Christian G. - Complete
Millennium Walk On By reviews
There are many layers to Peter Watts. This is one more. It explores his history and how, and why, he joined the Millennium Group. Contains adult situations. Please read and review!
Millennium - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,647 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Complete
To Speak As A Child
Frank and Peter, with the help of Catherine, try to save a young girl. I co-wrote this story with a very good friend a long time ago. Please read and review.
Millennium - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,511 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Complete
The Yellow Rose This Land Is My Land reviews
After the events in "The Far Side Of Fear" Chance considers his future on the Yellow Rose ranch. Meanwhile, someone is stealing the cattle. Please read and review!
Yellow Rose - Rated: K - English - Western/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,284 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Complete
The Champions Longevity reviews
An old man sits outside a cafe watching the world go by.
Champions - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Complete
Millennium Reconcilliation reviews
A Peter Watts story
Millennium - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,576 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Complete
Millennium Possession Is Nine Tenths Of The Law reviews
Frank Black finds a strange connection between a serial killer and a young detective.
Millennium - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,578 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Complete
Michelle's Big Suprise! reviews
This was born of a thread in 24 S5 spoiler’s folder & is faintly reminiscent of the deleted scene in S2 where George is happily chucking up in the restroom. Does NOT contain any S5 spoilers. Just some whacky speculation! Final chapter now up! please R
24 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,417 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/27/2005 - Published: 9/2/2005
The Champions 2003 The Horsemen reviews
The Champions become caught up in the Iraq war. This is my first Champions fan fic. I've loved this series ever since watching it way back when I was a kid. FINAL CHAPTER NOW UP! Please read and review.
Champions - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,592 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 7/30/2005 - Published: 9/8/2004
I Watched You Walk Away This Morning reviews
While performing my regular duties as CTU's cleaner, I found this in the trash can. I don't believe it's an official document so I decided it was okay to post it......Mandi MAJOR season 4 finale spoiler
24 - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/1/2005
Addiction reviews
Jack is addicted to something, but not what you imagine! JackNina um - other, I guess. Somewhat explicit - don't read if you are faint-hearted or afraid of cell phones! Part 11 now up. I thought I'd finished, but. . . . Please review!
24 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,813 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/15/2005 - Published: 4/3/2005
The Untimely Death Of George Mason reviews
This is how that red hot love machine, George should have died. Round about oh, let's say season 15! Final chapter is now up. Please R&R. Warning! Contains a very minor spoiler for S4 - mention of a name and a hair colour. That's all.
24 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,539 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/17/2005 - Published: 1/6/2005
A Day In The Life Of George Mason reviews
This is Day 2 from George Mason's POV. The dialogue and events are written as they occurred in the relevant episodes. The final two chapters are now up. PLEASE R & R!
24 - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,467 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/30/2004 - Published: 7/2/2004
Soft and Furry reviews
Sam gets a new pet! Please review.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29/2003 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
The Visit reviews
Colonel Makepeace gets a surprising visitor. Please review!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,342 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/29/2003 - S. Carter - Complete
The Turkey Shout! reviews
It's Christmas at Blackwall !
London's Burning - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,293 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/18/2002
After The satellite Fell reviews
Frank's feelings and injuries after episode 8
London's Burning - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/1/2002
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