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Author has written 8 stories for Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Pokémon.

I'm not that interesting so I won't bore you with info about myself. Just that english is not my first language so expect some grammar errors.

Nonethless I hope you all will enjoy my fics.

The deathbed can lead people to speak with great honesty and, in many cases, humor. This is a list of 20 last words by famous people.

1. Pardon me, sir. I did not do it on purpose.

Said by: Queen Marie Antoinette after she accidentally stepped on the foot of her executioner as she went to the guillotine.

2. I can’t sleep

Said by: J. M. Barrie, author of Peter Pan

3. I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis.

Said by: Humphrey Bogart

4. I am about to — or I am going to — die: either expression is correct.

Said by: Dominique Bouhours, famous French grammarian

5. I live!

Said by: Roman Emperor, as he was being murdered by his own soldiers.

6. Dammit…Don’t you dare ask God to help me.

Said by: Joan Crawford to her housekeeper who began to pray aloud.

7. I am perplexed. Satan Get Out

Said by: Aleister Crowley – famous occultist

8. Now why did I do that?

Said by: General William Erskine, after he jumped from a window in Lisbon, Portugal in 1813.

9. Hey, fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrow’s paper? ‘French Fries’!

Said by: James French, a convicted murderer, was sentenced to the electric chair. He shouted these words to members of the press who were to witness his execution.

10. Bugger Bognor.

Said by: King George V whose physician had suggested that he relax at his seaside palace in Bognor Regis.

11. It’s stopped.

Said by: Joseph Henry Green, upon checking his own pulse.

12. LSD, 100 micrograms I.M.

Said by: Aldous Huxley (Author) to his wife. She obliged and he was injected twice before his death.

13. You have won, O Galilean

Said by: Emperor Julian, having attempted to reverse the official endorsement of Christianity by the Roman Empire.

14. No, you certainly can’t.

Said by: John F. Kennedy in reply to Nellie Connally, wife of Governor John Connelly, commenting “You certainly can’t say that the people of Dallas haven’t given you a nice welcome, Mr. President.

15. I feel ill. Call the doctors.

Said by: Mao Zedong (Chairman of China)

16. Tomorrow, I shall no longer be here

Said by: Nostradamus

17. Hurry up, you Hoosier bastard, I could kill ten men while you’re fooling around!

Said by: Carl Panzram, serial killer, shortly before he was executed by hanging.

18. Put out the bloody cigarette!!

Said by: Saki, to a fellow officer while in a trench during World War One, for fear the smoke would give away their positions. He was then shot by a German sniper who had heard the remark.

19. Please don’t let me fall.

Said by: Mary Surratt, before being hanged for her part in the conspiracy to assassinate President Lincoln. She was the first woman executed by the United States federal government.

20. Now, now, my good man, this is no time for making enemies.

Said by: Voltaire when asked by a priest to renounce Satan.

And my personal favourite:

"My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or other of us has to go." by Oscar Wilde

other things said by Wilde:

. Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between.

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.

I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability.

If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you...

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Tis Femina by Sythe reviews
Naruto had gone to his last battle with Madara fully prepared to die with his enemy. He did not think he'd be manipulated by old toad sages and thrown to the far past. He did not expect to wake up in the Senju clan compound either.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 177,817 - Reviews: 1574 - Favs: 2,702 - Follows: 2,580 - Updated: 11/18/2014 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Naruto U., Hashirama S., Madara U., Tobirama S.
Paradox by Sythe reviews
If you're given a chance to do everything again, to right all the wrongs, would you take it? Yugi made a choice and traveled 3000 years to the past, all for the wish of one soul. To the king that was lost, even to himself.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 34,121 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 2/24/2014 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Atem, Yūgi M.
The Slow Path of Rehabilitation by Silver Pard reviews
Light has a problem. Light has lots of problems. None of them seem to be going away, despite his best efforts. Redivivus Side Stories.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,293 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Light Y., Ryuk
Redivivus by Silver Pard reviews
The most important thing Ryuk learned watching Light Yagami was how to follow the rules to the letter and still break them.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,780 - Reviews: 863 - Favs: 1,936 - Follows: 1,679 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Light Y., L
Il mio cuore è per voi by Rae-chan33 reviews
My heart is for you' Looking into the day the Sky died, from every Guardian and Vongolian's point of view. ALL27, some pairings romance, some friendship, all angst
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,215 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Complete
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A very dwarvish elf reviews
Germania liked to think of himself as a well travelled country. But even he couldn't remember ever being in a place as weird as Middle earth. He could handle wolf riding demons and talking trees, but if someone called him an elf again, heads were going to roll. crossover LotrxHetalia
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,262 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Germania
Wind and Sky reviews
Sequel to The very Best No good. Tsuna's pokemon journey continues.
Crossover - Pokémon & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,404 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Beyond the beyond reviews
People would normally panic after getting thrown into a completely new and foreign world. Arthur just wants to know if this world has any unicorns. Cardverse. Fr/Uk and Us/Uk. a little different take on clished plot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,861 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/13/2012 - France, England/Britain
Shaman reviews
Tino was hunting in the forest but ends up finding a child with blue eyes and impressive set of eyebrows. Now he needs to help him find his "Papa". Contains Finnish Shamanism and Vikings.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,162 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Sweden, Finland
The very best Nogood reviews
It's every child's dream in the Sky country to become Pokémon Master. Everyone else's except Tsuna's. He's perfectly content staying at home. A letter from his dad is unfortunately going to change things. Crossover
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,649 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Wandering in Wonderland
Enma is lost in the wonderland searching for the king. If only he would stop bumping into bizarre people. CROSSOVER. Revised.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Enma K.
Ten years is a long time reviews
Namichuu 2A is having a class reunion, and what is a better way to cheer up your friend about his lousy job than compare it with Dame-Tsuna's. Too bad that nobody seems to know what he's doing these days but it can't be anything great. Right?
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,112 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 183 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Messing around with time again reviews
Because of Giannini the ten year bazooka has started malfunctioning and sends Tsuna with his guardians to Primo's time. But what is this last time tsuna checked he didn't look like a eight year old brat!
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,483 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 830 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Giotto/Ieyasu S./Vongola I/Vongola Primo, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.