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Joined 11-12-10, id: 2613786, Profile Updated: 11-15-10
Author has written 2 stories for Alice in Wonderland, 2010, and Pirates of the Caribbean.

Hi, You can call me Lunnett . I LOVE Alice in Wonderland, if you've written a fanficc about it, tell me, I'll read it ! I write millions of fragments of stories a month, but they're about one page long and I never continue them. I love anything that could never happen in real life ;)

If I had a bookstore, I'd make the mysteries really hard to find.

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose

A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.

You go to a bookstore, there's a million books, ... I found one that relates to me. It's not telling you what to do. It's more, 'If you want to do this, you might want to try these things.' If it helps, continue. If it doesn't, stroll through the pages and find something that will help you.

Megamind: This will be the last you ever see of... Roxanne Ritchi! Huh?
Metro Man: Don't panic, Roxy... I'm on my way!
Roxanne Ritchi: I'm not panicking.
Megamind: [smirking] You have to find her first, Metro Man!
Roxanne Ritchi: We're at the coastline observatory!
Megamind: No, no! Don't listen to her!

Hal: Who are you?
Megamind: [disguised as Jor-El] I'm like your space dad.
Hal: Wow.
Megamind: You've been blessed with unfathomable powers.
Hal: What kind of power?
Megamind: Unfathomable. It's like, uh, without fathom...

Dr. Nefario: Here's the new weapon you ordered.
[Shoots minion with the fart gun]
Gru: No, no, no. I said DART gun.
Dr. Nefario: Oh yes. Cause I was wondering... under what circumstances would we use this?
Gru: Ok...

Speak English! I don't know the meaning of half those long words, and I don't believe you do either! ~ Alice in wonderland the book

Let me see: four times five is twelve, and four times six is thirteen, and four times seven is -- oh dear! I shall never get to twenty at that rate!

Blue Caterpillar: Who are you?
Alice Kingsley: Absolem?
Blue Caterpillar: You're not Absolem. I'm Absolem. Stupid girl.

The Mad Hatter: Well. The entire world is falling to ruins and poor Cheshire's off his tea

Is it bad when you can recite this with no help at all ? :

`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"

He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought --
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.

And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!

One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.

"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

~ Lewis carrol, Alice in wonderland and Through the looking glass

Ok Cuz I sort of can... Alice Otaku !!!

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No Big Deal, Hatter! by jjhatter reviews
Riddle me this: what would happen if you put pishsalver in a Mad Hatter's tea? R&R!
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,034 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Dormouse/Mallymkun, Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
Pirates in Wonderland by summerrayah reviews
After escaping the island in Davy Jones Locker, Jack and co. find themselves on a strange land called...Wonderland.
Crossover - Pirates of the Caribbean & Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,175 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
We Found Ourselves In Wonderland by Truly Hopeless reviews
After being chased by Ten Men, the Mysterious Benedict Society find themselves in Underland and are joined by one S.Q. Pedalian. Will they find their way home? And what is S.Q.'s connection with the Mad Hatter? On hiatus until I can watch the movie again [I lost my copy! ( ]
Crossover - Mysterious Benedict Society series & Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,516 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 7/14/2010 - S.Q. Pedalian, Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
She's Late for Tea by hihikmn reviews
Alice is in her homeland, the Hatter is alone, and The White Queen needs to save them both. A story of broken hearts, bliss, and discovery.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 50,111 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/21/2011 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp, Alice K.
A List of Inspiration by Marvelous.Mirana.of.Marmoreal reviews
BAM! Let you be inspired! This is my personal list of inspiration for Alice in Wonderland, 2010...but I suppose you can use it...T for language xD
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Complete
All He Ever Needed was a Hoog by Eve Angel of Fate reviews
It's flashback time with Megamind as he ruminates on how exactly he got to the point where he got the girl and became the hero of the day.
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,431 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
What It Feels Like To Fly by MyraValhallah reviews
It's Alice's birthday and she's FINALLY returned to England after six years. Everyone's favourite Hatter has a mind to celebrate it with her. Shameless Halice fluff. Enjoy. No flames if you please...
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,963 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp, Alice K. - Complete
The Writer's Block Jabberwock by SpoonfulOfArsenic reviews
A silly little poem I wrote.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/3/2010
There's A Stranger At The Bottom Of The Garden by Ryo Nightray reviews
Alice meets an unusual young man in the Gardens of Underland. He seems somewhat familiar, but he certainly can make art out of those hedges. Just a quick one-shot.
Crossover - Edward Scissorhands & Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,815 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Alice K. - Complete
Aliceland: A tribute from Edward by Deidra Carmichael reviews
When Edward suddenly enters Wonderland he doesn't know what to expect. However, after meeting friends such as the Mad Hatter, and hearing wonderful stories of the beloved Alice, he realizes he has a purpose in this foreign land.
Crossover - Edward Scissorhands & Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,601 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 7/12/2010
Wonderland goes to Hogwarts ABANDONED by Aviari Landly reviews
What would life be like if the Wonderland crew went to Hogwarts? Better yet, during the same years as Harry Potter and friends? Well, there's never a dull moment. OCxIS LLxNL TAxAK FWxOC RLxOC Rated T to be safe. Not going to be finished, as neither myself nor my friend have the original story. Sorry to all those who liked it.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 7/14/2010 - OC, Knave of Hearts/Ilosovic Stayne - Complete
Reflections: A Reunion of Sorts by Spryte Magnus reviews
Post Alice in Wonderland-2010 version. Alice, out trying to find her fortune, meets someone on the high seas she shouldn't be able to. By popular demand, the beginning of a series of stories called 'Reflections'.
Crossover - Pirates of the Caribbean & Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Alice K. - Complete
Pirates and Hatters by fyd818 reviews
While in Otherland, Alice meets a man who reminds her of the Hatter, whom she misses very dearly. They are both on Great Adventures, and their paths cross one dark night when they encourage each other to go for their hearts’ desires… AlicexHatter
Crossover - Pirates of the Caribbean & Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,051 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Alice K. - Complete
Edward in Underland by Erik's little bird reviews
Edward Scissorhands falls down a rabbit hole and winds up in Underland with the Mad Hatter! I could not help myself! Disclaimer: Aside from the plotline, if you can think of it, I don't own it. A/N: This is intended to be a sequel to my one-shots.
Crossover - Edward Scissorhands & Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,662 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
The Other One by WishFlower reviews
What if Alice wasn't the first person from Upland to visist Wonderland? Short story about Alice's Great-Aunt Imogene. Based on the 2010 movie.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Aunt Imogene - Complete
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Lyra finds herself in the Carribean, and Jack finds her as a good Pirate. No telling how this story will go with these two together ! MAybe... Even a way to Atlantis ?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,990 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
Lyra In Wonderland reviews
Alice Kingsley Left wonderland to go to HongKong. Ketucky girl, Lyra must take place for her. This story does in fact seem to start halfway through another story, that is just to add to the Mysterious/fun sense to it. Will try to update it everyweek.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,376 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp