hide bio
Poll: Who should do the next two yo mama jokes? Vote Now!
PM . Follow . Favorite
beta: β Beta Profile
Joined 11-13-10, id: 2614227, Profile Updated: 05-23-11
Author has written 4 stories for Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, and Troy.

HELLO PEOPLE (: (: welcome to my world of randomness (: I love smiley faces, cotton candy, harry potter, tiny lakes, SOAR (my awesome youth group), lightning, rain, history, running, Jeremiah 29:11-12, sharpies, fred and george weasley, eating with friends the steelers, green, facebook, sitting in the sun reading, selena gomez (i don't give a crap if she's disney, she's awesome), cupcakes, horses, brownies, old english, elves, grilled chicken, heath ledger, lord of the rings, turtles, drums, frank e. peretti, cool sounding words, paramore, long walks, pirates of the caribbean, lighthouses, beaches, plaid shirts, snorkling, hiking, corn, taking pictures, david henrie, cameras, wagas, hanging out randomly with friends, bean bags, rollar coasters, anything hershy, victorious, fantasy books, randomness, wearing shorts in november, owl city, psych jason mraz, old movies, hawk nelson, crazy string, writing random things, bookstores, avan jogia, australia, but most of all, Jesus

I just started using my flickr so please check that out (:

Epic Quotes:

"Friendship is alot like peeing on yourself. Others can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings" -Unknown

"I shall call him Squishy and he shall be my Squishy!!" - Dorie from Finding Nemo

"Great! So where are we going?" - Pippin

"What's that?" "That my friend, is a pint" "It comes in pints?? *low voice* I'm getting one." -Pippin and Merry

"Anyways, you need people of intelligence on this sort of... mission... quest... thing." "Well, that rules you out, Pip." -Pippin and Merry

"Where is it? Where is the thump-thump?" -Jack Sparrow

"One word love: curiosity. You long for freedom. You long to do what you want to do because you want it. To act on selfish impulse. You want to see what it's like. One day you won't be able to resist." -Jack Sparrow

"It's not going to work." "Oh yeah?" "Why's that, Granger?" "You see this? [gestures to a glowing circle on the floor] This is an age line. Dumbledore drew it himself." "So?" "So a genius like Dumbledore couldn't possibly be fooled by a dodge as pathetically dim witted as an ageing potion." "Ah, but that's why it's so brilliant!" "Because it's so pathetically dim witted." -Hermione, Fred and George.

"We'll send you a Hogwarts toilet seat!" -George Weasley

"So top grade's O for 'Outstanding and then there's A-" "No, E for 'Exceeds Expectations." "And I've always thought Fred and I should've got E in everything, because we exceeded expectations just by turning up for the exams." -Hermione and George

"You know what my bread and butter is? Bread and butter. Fungus has never entered into the equation." -Shawn Spencer


98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. When you argue with yourself and LOSE is when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you wondered why Malfoy always wears a black suit, although he is pure blood and it would make more sense for him to be wearing robes like his father, copy and paste this on to your profile.

98 percent of all teenage girls would give their souls to Edward Cullen if he was stabbed with a wooden stake. Post this on your profile if you're part of the 2 percent that stabbed him.

Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you'd be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF!!

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you cried when Fred Weasley died ((in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows)), and not afraid to admit it, copy, paste this on your profile

You know your addiction to Harry Potter is getting dangerous when you've added words like "Voldemort", "Hogwarts", and "Marauders" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done that, copy this into your profile

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you like to pretend that Fred Weasley never died, copy and paste this on to your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy and paste this in to your profile

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.


The Great Snape Prank:

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)


1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you


Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are


3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to


S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your


5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday

Love vs. Sex

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
some friends one
and time passed quickly as each shared
various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than
had to walk home alone. She wasn't
because it was a small town and she lived
few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm
Diane asked God to keep her safe from

When she reached the alley, which was a
cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she
man standing at the end as though he
for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray,
God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
security wrapped round her, she felt as
someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley,
walked right past the man and arrived

The following day, she read in the
a young girl had been raped in the same
twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
that it could have been her, she began to

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
young woman, she decided to go to the

She felt she could recognize the man, so
them her story.

The police asked her if she would be
willing to
at a lineup to see if she could identify

She agreed and immediately pointed out
she had seen in the alley the night

When the man was told he had been
immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
asked if there was anything they could do

She asked if they would ask the man one

Diane was curious as to why he had not

When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
two tall men walking on either side of

Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
never alone. Did you know that 98 of
will not stand up for God?

Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you
no matter what...and if you stand up for him he will
stand up for you.
I bet 93 of you people that read this won't repost TT_TT

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

dear blank, sincerely blank by tequilya reviews
humorous exchanges between characters that always start with 'Dear', and end with 'Sincerely'. Drabble fic. Revived.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 83 - Words: 5,534 - Reviews: 2414 - Favs: 972 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 7/12 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Voldemort
Letters by Caelum Isleen reviews
Letters are exchanged... Insults are exchanged... Worries are exchanged... Lily and the Marauders plus a couple others, away but never apart. Which is probably why James Potter is deaf but not yet dead. Epistolary fic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,825 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/27/2015 - Published: 8/30/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Where You Go, I Go by Half-Winchester reviews
The world of love is hard to navigate when Fred and George Weasley are holding your reigns. I love them both to death and most likely truly love one of them but with the shop and the war ahead, it's a long road coming...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,588 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/13/2014 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Fred W., George W.
Games are afoot by grumpy grizzly reviews
It began when Arthur and Molly are out of the Burrow on Order business and Charlie and Bill are home to babysit. Fred challenges Hermione to think of something fun for them to do and she teaches them a muggle game. But, it continued and the games are afoo
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 175,337 - Reviews: 1677 - Favs: 1,388 - Follows: 1,342 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Hermione G., Charlie W.
Poison & Wine by notnowgarrison reviews
I had to be in this Muggle club for a reason, and that reason was Harry Potter. It's been over a year since the War ended, and I still can't get him out of my head. Which is great, especially now that he has a new girlfriend. And she's not me. Harry/Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 108,017 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Honor by HaloFin17 reviews
Achilles regards his honor as sacred, but he is not the first to do so. Sequel to "Weakness" and "Strength." Features the same major Greek and Elven characters, plus two new faces. Enjoy!
Crossover - Silmarillion & Troy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 57,957 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Complete
The Diary of a Misunderstood Potter by chadders reviews
The diary of Billie Potter as she faces love, loneliness and damn hard work in her seventh and last year of Hogwarts. DISCLAIMER: I own nothing except my OC's.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 184,042 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/25/2012 - Published: 12/24/2009 - OC, Sirius B.
Dear fanfiction writers, by H o r i z o n s reviews
Humorous letters to fanfiction writers focusing on what the characters would say in response to the clichés stories some fanfiction writers write. Canon universe and pairings, mostly. Drabble Fic. Suggestions are most welcome. R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 48 - Words: 6,734 - Reviews: 2478 - Favs: 1,060 - Follows: 701 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Masquerade by nasher91 reviews
Hermione sets herself a goal at the now-annual Yule Ball.Can she use this year's masquerade theme to overcome house rivalries, and what happens when the masks come off?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 47,109 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
When Pixies Dance by JizzyEffrik reviews
Smoke unfurled at her feet as she fell into the scarlet and golden common room, shared by the Head Boy and Girl, both of whom belonged to Gryffindor house. "Where am I?" My first fanfic. Please be nice. XD JP/LE DISCLAIMED: I DON'T OWN HARRY POTTER.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 40,317 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Fuel to the Fire by PleaOfInsanity reviews
Peyton Fox; He mumbled against my lips. I sighed happily. Sirius Black was kissing... me...Wait... Sirius and me. Kissing. What the – "WA-AGH!"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 89,772 - Reviews: 2067 - Favs: 1,458 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 10/15/2010 - OC, Sirius B. - Complete
Ministry Questions by Harrypotterlover56 reviews
The ministry decided to get to know fellow wizards. The questions are all work related and not personal. I repeat not personal well maybe a little. And guess this, there is a reward after finishing the questions. I do not own anything!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 9,990 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
20 Ways to Annoy Lily Evans by BlueRaspberryLily reviews
James Potter's List of 20 Things He's Done to Annoy Lily Evans...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,818 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 2/10/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Critic: A story of a hidden Cynic by Damian Cross reviews
"Don't judge a book by its cover." Fred reads Hermione's true opinions of her friends. All is not what it seems. FW/HG COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,575 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
50 Ways to Annoy Severus Snape by Lupa Dracolis reviews
In which Snape gets rick rolled, loses the game, gets sneezed on, gets charmed red and gold, and followed around by a bottle of shampoo. T because I wouldn't feel safe otherwise.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 8,435 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Severus S. - Complete
The Marauder's Apprentices by KankuroChopper reviews
I can't really write a summary without giving spoilers,so all i'll write is this: Fred and George travel back in time, and become the marauder's apprentices.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,754 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Fred W., George W.
Bruised by madpoet08 reviews
I never thought that I deserved friends. That is until the Prewett twins and a certain Marauder took a sudden interest in me. So what do I do when all I want to do is hide from the world and they won't let me? SBOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,699 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Sirius B., OC
Fell In Love Without You by PleaOfInsanity reviews
Avery Vanderbilt; Head Girl, Mature, Cautious... except she just fell in love... without him... FWXOC
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 49,717 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Fred W., OC - Complete
Can We Keep Him? by But Friends Make Secrets reviews
What happens when Sirius manages to become an Animagi before the others? Only the best prank ever! Marauders era clearly Please read! The summary doesn't do it justice!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,332 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Sirius B. - Complete
Bras, Lipgloss, and a Pair of Panties by books4evah reviews
Stalking expeditions... colonized dishes of mashed potatoes... an imminent under wear burning party... and another two romance s . All the symptoms of the sequel to Boxers, Razors, and a Pair of Tweezers. FrankAlice, JamesLily, GideonEmmeline.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,879 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Frank L., Alice L. - Complete
Boxers, Razors, and a Pair of Tweezers by books4evah reviews
A room that smells of vinegar... A friend who stabs people with cups... An adventure with a pet grindylow named 'Grindy'... A severe loss of manliness... A romance... All the symptoms of an escapade in the boys' dormitories. A Lily/James fanfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,736 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/26/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Weakness by HaloFin17 reviews
Achilles' heel is not his only weakness. An AU crossover between Troy and Second Age Middle Earth. Focal characters are Patroclus, Achilles and Gil-galad, but it also includes many others from both fandoms. Please enjoy, and feel free to review! COMPLETE!
Crossover - Silmarillion & Troy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 73,191 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/25/2007 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Complete
Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around by crazyroninchic reviews
Several members of the Fellowship come across a Marysue Legomance. Chaos ensues…A bit of light humor and MS satire. If for nothing else, read to imagine the looks on Leggie’s face…COMPLETED
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 49,741 - Reviews: 2200 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Complete
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

20 Things Not To Do At A Funeral reviews
Me and my friend decided to make a random list of things not to do at the funeral, and later I decided to write a story based on it. Rated T because I'm paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,945 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Marauders
Yo Mama reviews
Yo mama jokes invade Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 12,363 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
An Elf in the Midst of Troy reviews
This story takes place after the destruction of the one ring, but about 5 years before the battle between Troy and Greece, when Alannah, a very special Mirkwood elf happens to stumble into Troy. Rated T to be safe.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Troy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,145 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Legolas, Hector - Complete
The Great Snape Prank reviews
A prank Fred, George and Lee decided to pull on Snape. Rated T to be safe for a bit of swearing at the end.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Fred W., George W. - Complete