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Joined 11-13-10, id: 2614435, Profile Updated: 04-05-13
Author has written 23 stories for Cats, Avenue Q, Skulduggery Pleasant series, and Harry Potter.

Hello there! Welcome to my little corner of Fanfiction...

As ya can see I'm a huge fan of CATS (best musical ever, though in fairness I'm a huge theatre addict. Honesly, any show!). I love writing, acting, dancing (ballet!) and singing and hope to be in the West End and Broadway one day.

I'm a Starkid. Jesus, I love The Starkids. They're so talented and beautiful and I just want to hug them all. LONG LIVE STARKIDS!

Also, if you have any suggestions for stories, just let me know! I love requests! :D

HUGE Mungojerrie fan (Cats), HUGE Vaurien Scapegrace fan (Skulduggery Pleasant) HUGE Rod fan (Avenue Q) and HUGE Quirrell and Voldy fan (A Very Potter Musical). And honestly, when I fangirl, I fangirl HARD.*

Name: Emily

Age: Teenager. That's all you're getting! ;-)

Home: England, in North Yorkshire, even though I kind of have a completely random accent...And practically all of my family are from Glasgow too :) So I consider myself Scottish, I guess.

Favourite books: SKULDUGGERY PLEASANT SERIES! Guys, just SKULDUGGERY! Im Scapegrace fangirl - All hail Vaurien Scapegrace! (And Thrashgrace and Tanguine, or I'll eat you.), Noughts and Crosses, The Brightest Star in the Sky, Hunger Games trilogy, Holes, Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats, Avenue Q: The Book

Favourite Actors/Actresses and singers: Elaine Paige, Sierra Boggess, Ramin Karimloo, Simon Lipkin, John Tartaglia, Johnny Depp, Helena Bohnem Carter, Matt Lucas, Samantha Barks, Rowan Atkinson, Joe Pesci, Jo Gibb, Whoopie Goldberg

Favourite films: Home Alone 1 and 2 (others are AWFUL), Cats on DVD, Bridesmaids, Harry Potter's, Sweeney Todd, Chicago, Les Miserables, Tangled, EVERY DISNEY FILM

Favourite TV shows: Coronation Street, 90210, Wife Swap USA, The New Normal, The Big Bang Theory, Friends, Downton Abbey, Jeremy Kyle (guilty pleasure) anything Andrew Lloyd Webber related...

Favourite musicals: CATS! CAAAATS! And I also adore Avenue Q, Les Miserables, The Lion King, Hairspray, Joseph and the Amazing Technicolour Dreamcoat, We Will Rock You, Oliver!, Shrek the Musical, Phantom of the Opera, West Side Story, Wizard of Oz, Fiddler on the Roof, Sweeney Todd, Chicago, On The Town, Grease, Cabaret and anything from the wonder that is Team Starkid, especially their 'Very Potter Musicals'.

Favourite drink: Diet Coke

Favourite colour: Orange, for Rumpleteazer ;)

Musical Instruments: Piano and singing lessons. I'm a soprano, and recently passed my grade 4 singing with merit (possibly my proudest moment) :D

Pets: A rabbit called Mischeif and a cat called Sherbert

My favourite couples in CATS are...

1) Mungojerrie/Rumpleteazer - Some say they're siblings. That's their opinion but...*sobs* they're MATES! MATES!

2) Munkustrap/Demeter - Duh...they're so cute...

3) Mistofelees/Victoria - I really don't mind here, I'm not sure if I think they're siblings or mates, but they look adorable together in the DVD. But I'm not a fan of incest!!! Everlasting Cat, I just don't know...

4) Rum Tum Tugger/Bombalurina - Hot cats, amazing couple *swoons*

5) Etcetera/Pouncival - Are they siblings? Not this problem again...

6) Jennanydots/Skimbleshanks - Heh. He runs a train, she teaches mice and cockroaches. What could be better?

My Dream Roles

Rumpleteazer - Cats

Kate Monster/Lucy the Slut - Avenue Q

Christine - Phantom of the Opera

Eponine - Les Miserables

Penny - Hairspray

Bad Idea Bear/Mrs.T - Avenue Q

Demeter - Cats

Shenzi - Lion King

Mrs. Lovett - Sweeney Todd

Velma - Chicago

Nancy - Oliver

Killer Queen - We Will Rock You

Bombalurina - Cats

Meat - We Will Rock You

Rizzo - Grease

Sugar Plum Fairy - Shrek the Musical (I know...Guilty...)

Meg - Phantom of the Opera

Chava - Fiddler on the Roof

Narrator - Joseph and the Amazing Technicolour Dreamcoat

Nala - The Lion King

Anita - West Side Story

Sally - Cabaret

Pick your 10 favorite characters from CATS

1) MUNGOJERRIE!!!!!!!!

2) Rumpleteazer

3) Bombalurina

4) Munkustrap

5) Mistoffelees

6) Etcetera

7) Jemima

8) Demeter

9) Rum Tum Tugger

10) Jennyanydots

Characters I'm not so fond of in Cats...

1) Cassandra - There's just something about her. It's...argh. She's a bit slutty, she's annoying...

2) Admetus - The guy pulls the FREAKIEST faces

3) Exotica - Oh, come on, she's hardly in the show

4) Macavity - He's evil! Everyone hates him, right...?

Name top ten favourite couples (from anything and in no order)

1) Mungojerrie/Rumpleteazer - Cats

2) Finnick/Annie - The Hunger Games

3) Rod/Nicky - Avenue Q (It is so obvious that they're in love.)

4) Penny/Seaweed - Hairspray

5) Shenzi/Banzai - The Lion King (Yes, I think they're a couple...)

6) Drakken/Shego - Kim Possible

7) Tanith/Billy-Ray Sanguine - Skulduggery Pleasant (TANGUINE, even though we fans get so much hate for it...Hahaha)

8) Quirrell/Voldemort - A Very Potter Musical

9) Sheldon/Amy - Big Bang Theory

10) Scapegrace/Thrasher - Skulduggery Pleasant. Thrashgrace has surprisingly grown on me...Or maybe that's just because I love any type of slash? Hm.

THE CATS OATH!!!!

I promise to remember Tugger

When i see a Super Star

I promise to remember Jenny and Jelly or Munkustrap

When my mom says "Dont go to far"

I promise to remember the kittens,

When im playing around

I promise to remember Bustopher Jones,

When im around town

I promise to remember Mistoffelees

When i see a magical trick,

I promise to remember Pounce and Tumble

When my brother gives me a flick

I promise to remember Skimble

When i am on a train

I promise to remember Cori and Tanto

When i wonder if im insanse.

I promise to remember Grizabella,

Who taught me how to Rhyme,

I promise to remember Old Deutoromy

When it is my time.

COPY AND PASTE TO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU SWEAR TO TAKE THIS OATH (made by Calanarie)

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I'm Yours Forever by TragicBlackButterfly reviews
Quirrellmort AU based on the The Soulmate Counter. Voldemort never wanted to meet his soulmate. He thought the whole thing was ridiculous and a waste of time. Only his soulmate would be able to change his mind. Based on characters from Starkid's A Very Potter Musical (AVPM). Title subject to change. I own nothing!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,557 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/28 - Published: 1/18 - Voldemort, Q. Quirrell
Pastimes by NatureNut reviews
A quiet evening in rainy England with Christmas just around the corner. The house is still fairly quiet though, which leaves Quirrell and Voldemort, best friends and house mates, to entertain themselves and mull over their present feelings for the other. A short story in two parts. AVPM Canon/ Quirrellmort
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,665 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/12/2014 - [Q. Quirrell, Voldemort] - Complete
The Real Avenue Q by bookqueen897 reviews
You saw the musical, and you thought you knew the story perfectly by heart. But that wasn't the real story. Princeton just had amnesia, and the residents of Avenue Q wanted to give him what he always wanted. So what was real? What was a hoax? Who is fighting? Who is married? You will only find out if you read it! R R btw, it's avenue q, expect adult themes in this!
Avenue Q - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,798 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 1/22/2013
Vaurien Scapegrace: Last Stand of Dead Men by Onyx Sprita reviews
Drabble series. Warning: may not actually contain Vaurien Scapegrace, a last stand, or any dead men. First few chapters have been edited and are now slightly less rubbish!
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 51 - Words: 60,026 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/14/2014 - Published: 1/2/2011
In Denial by KK94 reviews
"Quirrell, you like wearing skirts?" Those damn Gryffindors and those pranks. Slytherin better watch out. Will Quirrell regret not helping Bellatrix out? And will Voldy and Quirrell finally stop fighting their feelings for each other? Rated M for Smut. Fluffy friendship moments. GAY PAIRINGS ALL OVER THE PLACE! Inspired by MirandaTam42.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,730 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/5/2014 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Lucius M., Voldemort, Bellatrix L., Q. Quirrell
A Very Starkid Fanfic by YourPontmercyFriend reviews
AVPM, Quirrell and Voldemort are together and adopt an 11 year old witch. Quirrellmort. Quirrelmort. Quirrelldemort. T for awkwardness, Scarfy, and PDA. The writing is rocky for a loong time, bear with me this was my first fanfic. Major crack going on here and some feels along with it. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 100,011 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/15/2014 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Voldemort, Q. Quirrell - Complete
SkulBook by RKellyn reviews
Skulduggery Pleasant as told through facebook. T, but should be M for Caelan's profile picture. Follow the SP characters as they struggle with their crime-fighting duties...and the writing of their next status update.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 64,857 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/16/2013 - Published: 2/14/2011
A First Time for Everything by frecleface reviews
Is it possible to be curious about and terrified of something at the same time? AVPM-canon Quirrellmort. Smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,263 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/25/2013
Just a bet? by KK94 reviews
"If you finish your work, you can do whatever the hell you want!" Big mistake Slughorn. Voldemort and Quirrell were the one's who get the repercussions of Slug's mistake, when the girls of the class try and get the brother-from-another-mother's in the most embarrassing way. But is it just a bet for the two boys,or will it turn into something more? One-shot Quirrellmort.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,587 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Voldemort, Q. Quirrell - Complete
What Happens on Tour, Stays on Tour by ravenclawdancer4999 reviews
What do nerf guns, late night snack adventures, and pranks have in common? All are a part of the various antics and shenanigans that the Starkids will encounter while on tour. Takes place before and during Apocalyptour.
Starship - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,959 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 7/10/2012
Snickers, Soup, and a Trip to Walmart by RemusZaneRedvines reviews
In which the ex-Dark Lord and his best friend go to Walmart, Quirrell is a bit exasperated, and Voldemort learns that, maybe, not all Muggles are so bad. Maybe.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Voldemort, Q. Quirrell - Complete
Interview With A Jellicle Or Two by Blazenaire Alda reviews
I've gathered a bunch of the Jellicles to answer some questions that people have asked, from the obvious to the almost unthinkable of questions. Please tune in to see what all have to ask and answer. Change of rating due to some questions, now rated T.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,135 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 1/11/2011
Rod and Nicky by Genius-626 reviews
Written by Amelia Z. Very fluffy
Avenue Q - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,233 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Rod, Nicky - Complete
The Rest Is History Or So They Think by Friends-are-Forever 101 reviews
Rod only dated Ricky because he thought it was making Nicky happy. Ricky turned out to be not so sweet. Rod would deal with it just to make Nicky happy. He would do anything for Nicky to make him happy. And if dealing with an abusive boyfriend would make him happy, he would do it. M for Mature themes such as self-harm and offensive language. Will be Nicky/Rod.
Avenue Q - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,121 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Rod, Nicky
Track Down this Murderer by Eriksangelofmusic4ever reviews
"Remember, when the time comes, shoot. Only if you have to - but shoot to kill." This was the plan Christine knew about, but what she didn't know was that Raoul had another. Will she stay faithful? E/C as always. Will eventually be an alternate LND story.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 175,904 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Experiment by NoShoesNoShirtNoSheldon reviews
Upon realizing that Raj and Howard aren't just friends anymore, a curious Sheldon proposes to Leonard an experiment to find out if there is a difference between kissing a girl and kissing a guy. Slash. Raj/Howard, Sheldon/Leonard.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,187 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Sheldon C., Leonard H. - Complete
Savior by Adrasdos Dark reviews
Skulduggery ran. He ran, no, not for his life, but for Valkyrie's. He had to stop her.Valkyrie had a gun. And she was at the pier. And she was going to kill herself to save everyone else. Oneshot. Perhaps two. I really don't know. Please read and review! :D
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,391 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Skulduggery P., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E.
No Accident by Rhythm and Blues reviews
The story of Annie Cresta, the rebellion she incited, and its death with her victory. The seventieth Hunger Games with a twist. Canon compliant.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,034 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/29/2012 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Annie C., Finnick O.
She Crept Up On Me by RheaD4 reviews
While Finnick and Katniss are waiting for the District 13 rebels to return from the Capitol, Finnick recalls how he met Annie Cresta.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Finnick O., Annie C. - Complete
Of Fashion and Rebellion: Haymitch & Effie by Amanduhx3 reviews
Haymitch/Effie. How Haymitch, in his mostly drunken stupor and smartass demeanor, turned Effie Trinket from a ignorant Capitol citizen into a Rebel.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 39,903 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Haymitch A., Effie T. - Complete
On Second Thoughts by Lunaflora reviews
The Rum Tum Tugger and Bombalurina are both about to disappoint their number one fans, but could this lead to some good? A fluffy Valentine's one-shot.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,545 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Etcetera, Pouncival/Carbucketty - Complete
The Queen's Counsel by Cardboard Edward reviews
On a quiet summer night, Thrasher seeks advice and a little cheering up from Clarabelle. Onesided Thrashgrace, oneshot.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Thrasher/Gerald, Clarabelle - Complete
The Calico Criminal by BlueSky509 reviews
Rumpleteazer meets a certain calico tom as she goes to work for Macavity.Turn's out he's arrogant,rude,and he hates her.So...How could he have fallen in love with her?MungojerrieXRumpleteazer.Also MunkxDem
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 140,651 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Mungojerrie, Rumpleteazer - Complete
Cross Dressing by Anne Oying reviews
Not your average Birthday fic! When Nicky demands that Rod dress more informally for his party, he has no idea of the horrors he is about to unleash... well, The Bad Idea Bears thought it would work!
Avenue Q - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,710 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Rod, Nicky
Once In A Blue Moon by BooBaLooPants reviews
Kind of Shenzi/Banzai, fluff. Banzai hasn't come home, Shenzi is ready to kill, and Ed is wet and crying.
Lion King - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Shenzi, Banzai - Complete
Voldemort Is Going Down by frecleface reviews
After too many stressful weeks of endless work, Quirrell can't take it anymore. He NEEDS some relief. / AVPM Quirrelmort/Quirrellmort. Loooooong SMUT one-shot. First smut I've ever written, so any form of feedback is much appreciated!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,583 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Q. Quirrell, Voldemort - Complete
Devouring Happy Thoughts by RuJa4EVA reviews
A Very Potter Musical Fanfic After being blamed on the death of Cedric Diggory, Quirrell is sentenced to go to Azkaban. Here, we uncover what the play didn't; the time Quirrell was left in his prison cell. Quirrelmort. Smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,163 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Q. Quirrell, Voldemort
What Nicky Does In His Sleep by chelseyelric reviews
Just a little thingy for Valentine's Day from me to all you RodNick lovers out there. Rod can't sleep, Nicky's out cold and strange things start happening a little too fast.
Avenue Q - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Rod, Nicky - Complete
Love Without Labels by HettyBobcat reviews
Rod, Ricky, & Nicky are one big happy family. But Nicky's no longer the center of Rod's world and this brings up some confusing emotions Nicky has to address. Things start getting a little tense as a love triangle starts to form. Who stays and who goes?
Avenue Q - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,081 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Rod, Nicky - Complete
The Ten Things on Billy Ray's To Do List by DarkFlameOfTheMonkey reviews
"Darlin', you could look dangerous in a frock with little pink hearts on it. Not that you have one to wear at the moment. Or that you're likely to ever wear one. Not that I'd mind either way, of course." Exploring the potential of a post-Mortal Coil Tanith/Sanguine romance. Now *FANFIC REC'D* on *TV TROPES*. :D This is my Crowning Moment.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,140 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Tanith L., B-R. Sanguine - Complete
Camping by WolfyMagician reviews
Nicky is bothered by noises from Trekkie...so how does he get revenge? By making noises as well, of course! Warning: RodXNicky; set after the musical. Amaturely done. Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Avenue Q - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Nicky, Rod - Complete
The Woes of an Investment Banker by KookieEvans reviews
Rod has no idea what will happen when he agrees to help Brian at his new restaurant. Add a few lies, a cunning plan and one unexpected costume, and what will happen? Nicky/Rod.
Avenue Q - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,987 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Rod, Nicky - Complete
Gay Porn Builds Character by The Happy Monkey of Doom reviews
Nicky wants to see what Rod does on the internet.
Avenue Q - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,858 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/25/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Nicky, Rod
Amo, Amas, Amat by Verecunda reviews
Jed just doesn't get this whole Latin thing. Jed/Octavius.
Night at the Museum - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Jededaiah S., Octavius G. - Complete
The Precipitating Events Sequence by hanet reviews
Howard/Raj drabbles
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Howard W., Rajesh K. - Complete
Missing Peices by Whispatchet reviews
He hated that Nicky had said those things about him to the neighbours. He hated that he hadn't been better at hiding it from everyone. But in the end.... Rod couldn't hide it. And it hurt so much.... he was ready to let it destroy him. Rated for Language.
Avenue Q - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,445 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/13/2009 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Rod, Nicky - Complete
Nicknames by Rebecca Dearest reviews
Ave. Q Quickie oneshot before my next story comes out. Rod goes to college expecting nothing but work. He is surprised when he gets a roommate who believes in everything but. Not exactly R/N, but Rod is kind of figuring himself out.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,153 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Complete
Cats: The Musical in Ten Minutes by Mystitat reviews
I'm writing a sad stab at humor. This is how far my writing has degenerated. Pity me?
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,924 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/20/2005 - Complete
The Thought That Counts by Jemi Gr reviews
[CATS fic] When Mungojerrie plans a romantic birthday for Rumpelteazer so he can express his more-than-friendly feelings for her, everything that can go wrong does. COMPLETE! ! !
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,431 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 9/6/2003 - Published: 7/22/2003 - Complete
Mood Swings by Jessica R Vance reviews
Mungojerrie's in one of his *moods* and hasn't been giving Rumpleteazer the attention she wants... what's up with that?
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,063 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/21/2003
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Without Him reviews
An AVPM AU of what life would be like for both Voldemort and Quirrell if Voldemort hadn't returned to Azkaban. Quirrellmort / Quirrelmort, rated T/M.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,871 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3h - Published: 4/22/2014 - Voldemort
Living With the Dark Lord reviews
Quirrellmort/Quirrelmort AU from AVPM. Quirrell never goes to Azkaban as originally planned, and instead returns to Voldemort's headquarters. What follows will test their relationship alongside showing that evil plans aren't all they cracked up to be. Rated T.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,169 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 2/22 - Voldemort, Q. Quirrell
The Parents of Wang Mu reviews
AVPM based. A series of drabbles about the exploration of Voldemort and Quirrell's new lives as parents to Wang Mu, their adopted daughter featured at the end of AVPSY. Quirrellmort, rated T.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,746 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Voldemort, Q. Quirrell
A Life at Hogwarts reviews
Starkid's 'A Very Potter Musical' based, rated high T for offensive slurs and violence. A one-shot about Quirrell's school life in Hogwarts all the way up to when he meets Voldemort for the first time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,191 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2014
Love and Temptation reviews
A Very Potter Musical (AVPM) inspired. The knock on the door changes everything for Voldemort when someone he thought was long- dead returns to bring him back to his old Dark ways. There is only one thing that should be able to keep him safe and sane - his partner Quirrell. But with the temptation closing in, will that be enough to help him...? Quirrellmort / Quirrelmort. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,114 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/2/2014 - Published: 4/8/2013 - Voldemort, Q. Quirrell
The Graveyard reviews
AVPM canon. Set after 'To Dance Again', from Voldemort's perspective. Just a little one-shot I had an urge to do :) Quirrellmort / Quirrelmort
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,209 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/23/2014 - Voldemort, Q. Quirrell
Azkaban reviews
An angsty one-shot, focusing on Quirrell and his time spent in Azkaban. A Very Potter Musical (AVPM) canon. Quirrellmort / Quirrelmort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,212 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/30/2013
Meet the Destroyer of the World reviews
The year 2017 and the world is in ruins. It's Darquesse against the few survivors who are willing to fight for whatever cost - with Skulduggery Pleasant himself doing his best to save his Valkyrie Cain, while running the secret army. With so many dead and so few living, will anyone ever bring the Destroyer of the World to justice? Multiple pairings inside. Rated T/M
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,766 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/16/2013 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Skulduggery P., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E.
A Prison Visit reviews
AVPM Quirrellmort one-shot, set during the musical. Plagued by guilt, Voldemort decides he can't stand it anymore and makes the choice to visit his old friend in Azkaban. Rated T for slash and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,450 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Voldemort, Q. Quirrell - Complete
Truth or Dare JELLICLE STYLE reviews
The Jellicles have a wild game of Truth or Dare. This can't be good...Submit your truth/dares for any cat! T, just in case. Enjoy!
Cats - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,704 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 5/2/2012
It Sucks To Be Me, With Skulduggery P! reviews
A collection of completely crazy drabbles. May have the odd serious chapter...but I doubt it...Will contain Thrashgrace and Clarabelle, Fletchyrie, occasional angst-y Chinduggery and Myra-bashing. Very OOC. Try your best to enjoy xD
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,363 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 9/2/2012
The Revenge of Macavity reviews
Macavity is known throughout London for his sheer ruthlessness, so when Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer leave him, tragedy is soon to fall. See how the Jellicles, piece by piece, handle the situation and repair their shattered lives. MungoxTeazer, with multiple pairings. Rated T.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 24 - Words: 30,563 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Mungojerrie, Rumpleteazer
A Double Date reviews
When Rod and Nicky agree to go out on a double date with Kate and Princeton, they have no idea how dangerous things are about to get - especially with a certain ex-boyfriend on the loose...Most likely a two-shot, but will depend on the feedback :D Enjoy!
Avenue Q - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,255 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 9/13/2012
This Can't Be True reviews
A prequel of sorts to my other story, 'Dear Thrasher'. He doesn't believe it. How can he believe it? Yet the body in front of him tells him all he needs to know. His minion is gone. One-sided Thrashgrace, rated T. Can be read in any order. Hope you enjoy!
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,038 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/29/2012 - V. Scapegrace
Loud As The Hell You Want? reviews
'Hell NO, I won't tell them to quieten down.' How Rod really felt when he phoned up about Princeton and Kate Monster. Alone. Miserable. And in love with his roommate. Eventual Rod/Nicky and basically an alternate ending to the show. My first Avenue Q fic! :D *Complete*
Avenue Q - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,867 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Rod, Nicky - Complete
Dear Thrasher reviews
After a terrible incident, there's not much else Scapegrace can do except write Thrasher a letter. Rated T for swearing and insanity.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2012 - V. Scapegrace, Clarabelle - Complete
50 Shades of Zombie reviews
Just WHAT has Thrasher caught Clarabelle reading? Thrashgrace. Rated T. My first Skulduggery fanfic :)
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/14/2012 - V. Scapegrace, Thrasher/Gerald - Complete
One Small Kiss reviews
After coming home from a stressful day at work, Rod's not sure if he can control his strong emotions around his roommate. If he gives him a small kiss, what's the worst that could happen...? Rod/Nicky, as always. Rated M.
Avenue Q - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,038 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Rod, Nicky - Complete
A Jellicle Christmas reviews
Several Jellicles are confused about what Christmas actually means.As a result, Munkustrap tells them the story with a pair of our favourite calico cats acting it out.Will they all learn the meaning of Christmas and have a good time? Merry Christmas!
Cats - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/22/2011
Old D Goes Shopping reviews
The third story in the 'Stupid Old D Adventures' After his beloved cushion has been stolen, Old D has been feeling a little down. So, when Munkustrap suggests some shopping therapy, what could possibly go wrong?
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Old Deuteronomy, Munkustrap - Complete
Old D Gets Fit reviews
The second story in the 'Stupid Old D Adventures' Old D decides that he's sick of the other cats being so energetic and awesome. What does he do? Read and find out! Read, review, hopefully love!
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Old Deuteronomy, Rum Tum Tugger - Complete
Old D's Rampage reviews
Old D has decided he's fed up with all the other cats going to the Heaviside Layer and starts a RAMPAGE!
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Old Deuteronomy, Munkustrap - Complete
Spying Games reviews
When Etcetera and Pouncival decide to go spying on Mungojerrie and Rumpelteazer, they all certainly get more than they bargain for! My first CATS fanfic! :D Rated K
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Complete