Luna Rivera528
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Joined 11-13-10, id: 2614603, Profile Updated: 12-30-13
Author has written 7 stories for Artemis Fowl, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Naruto, and Shaman King.

Wow. When I said that I'd update my profile soon, I didn't realize it'd be over a year later... whoops. Anyways, like I said before, most of you guys are only on my profile to check out my favorite stories/authors, so maybe my stuff doesn't matter that much. But I've seen other profiles that are like WOAH AMAZING SO MUCH STUFF and I kind of feel like that's how my profile should look like. So I'll try to mimic them. Maybe.

Ohmigod I'm officially more into anime/manga than I have ever been, which I guess is a little strange. But whatever. I still love books, though! I swear, everytime I go into a bookstore, I look at all the titles and see if there's anything new that I'm interested in before actually choosing books to read. But that's just me.

I should totally post a list of anime that I've seen (and manga I've read) but I feel like the list would be way shorter than everyone else's so... I'm probably not gonna. Besides, I like to watch an anime and then read the manga, so there'll most likely be a bunch of doubles. Yeah, I'm weird like that.

And as for drawing? Well, I've stopped drawing anime people, and I'm focusing on specific, distinguishing features, like eyes or tattoos I've seen on a character. Mostly eyes, though, because there are just SO many different kinds and colors! And they're so pretty! I'll be watching an anime and then I'll notice a really stunning eye. So, I'll pause my computer and start drawing the eye right there and then, later coloring it in with gel pens (which are totally awesome. I don't care what anyone says, gel pens are the best coloring utensils ever). Another reason I don't really draw people anymore is because of this great website called dolls divine. It's so amazing; you can choose from tons of different doll makers and personalize them. My favorites are the Tudors/Lord of the Rings, the pixie maker (it's really cute. Trust me) , and the Neptune's daughter one. Occasionally I like the sailor senshi, but you can't make it as personalized as the other ones. But there are tons of doll makers to fit everyone's taste. Steampunk, goth, princess, you name it.

I think I'll start with quotes or sayings soon.

Yeah, you guys don't care.

Some of these quotes/sayings have come from other fanfics I've read. If your material is written here, it means you rock and I love you, because I wrote down your quote in my little pink book that I look at when I need to be inspired. Or maybe what you wrote was just really deep and I decided that I liked it.

Some speak of Heaven's dart
Others the symetry of the rose.
Some of fire, some of blood,
A life without repose.

Sometimes, people put up walls. Not to keep others out, but to see who cares enough to tear them down.

Maybe all that glitters is fool's gold, because she's tired of chasing after false dreams and changing the truth.

I've never felt the kiss of love, but love wears many masks.

It's the game of life. Do I win or lose?
One day, they're gonna shut the game down.
I gotta have as much fun and go around the board
as many times as I can before it's my turn to leave.

I sing to outwit the thoughts that come to mind.
I walk to outwalk worry.
Loss lies far behind.

I'm solitary as a pulled tooth
Lonely as an unwelcome truth
Lost as a minnow out of school
A genius in a crop of fools.

He had a beautiful smile, though a touch sad in a way that broke your heart. But now, his smile is a bit colder, like splintered glass, and it is real.

His eyes were like knives, steely and cold. His hands were empty, but that meant nothing - there is more than one way to kill a man.

And as an observer, I watch him smile his beautiful broken smile, and I watch another's expression become harder than ever before.

Tell me, darling, do you think we have a future?

If you truly love something, set it free.
But if it does not come back to you... It was never meant to be.

Sedit qui timit ne non succedent.
He who feared he would not suceed sat still.

The past was just that: past. It was gone forever, untouchable. Like a long gone dream.
He was her present and her future. Her eternity.
Sorrow floods every inch of her body as she cries.
Somewhere, a clock is ticking.

You keep going until there's nothing left, until your pride runs out. And if you're who you think you are: it doesn't.

Flower of this purple dye
Hit with Cupid's archery
Sink in apple of his eye
When his love he doth espy
Let her shine as gloriously
As the Venus in the sky.
When thou wakest, if she be by
Beg of her for remedy.

Don't walk with the shadows for too long, or you'll become one yourself.

You've had your fun. It's time to come home.

Ugh. Some people just suffered humiliation better.

Well, if I've got to marry you, I want you look good in the wedding photos.

Everthing has to start somewhere. After all, what would be the integrity in a one-night stand?

Human beings are natural liars, they deceive every day, even without their knowledge.

Definition of Ex: Thank you for the EXperience.
Our time has EXpired.
Now please, EXit my life.

The hardest thing for people to see is themselves.

A man came to my door and asked if I could donate to the local swimming pool. I told him to wait for a little while and came back with a glass of water.

Puh-lease. I don't exercise. If God wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.

Some people can change so much that you don't know who they are anymore. But sometimes, it turns out you never knew who they were to begin with.

He was a very talented individual. He could have changed the world. He chose not to, and that is what made him him.

They were one mistake from being together.

Young love... Sickening isn't it?

It's sad. Sometimes, when a path is chosen, there's nothing to do but walk it. Even if there are regrets.

IT'S TIME FOR LUNCH!!!!

I do love you. I just don't believe a single word you speak.
Please. You know me, you know me better than anyone else knows me.
No, I don't. And do you know what's worse than not knowing your partner?
What?
Not knowing yourself.

Seriously? That was your entire thought process? 'Oh, geez, haven't been kisseed in a while, but look! A pair of available lips!' Seriously?

The greatest oak was onee a little nut who held his ground.

The solution to the equation of logic is love.

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain an idea without accepting it.

Jeez. So testy.

So? Did you go after him?
Um, why would I go after him?
Duh. To answer.
But I didn't have an answer! I had to think!
AND?
I'm still thinking!

Holy hell, it was like rocket science or something.

Never, never, NEVER, EVER, discount karma. Eventually, it makes up for lost time.

Sparks cause fires. I ahve no intention of getting burned.

It is hard to love when the whole world is telling you not to.

I'm a firm believer in cosmic balance. It'll work out.

What a sad little life you must lead.

Power is everything. Without power, you're nothing.

Some promises are only made to be broken.

You have plenty of space. Why not?
Oh my God, you're actually asking me for a reason? Christ, how about a dozen?

In war, there are bound to be casualties.

Nothing comes without a price.

Just remember the golden rule: Don't get mad and blow things up.

He couldn't believe she had a problem with him defending her. No wonder chivalry was dead, There was no appreciation these days.

People always liked suggestiosn better when they had something to gain.

Their marriage was built on deception, hatred, and ambition.

Ugh. Smart-person stupid really was the mots irritating kind of stupid.

If you look for the light, you will find it in many things, but if you look for the dark, that is all you will ever see.

Be careful that victories do not carry the seeds of such future defeats.

He that can't endure the bad will not live to see the good.

You can't promise forever. People change.

And the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful that the risk it took to blossom.

The shortest distance between two points may be a straight line, but the longer distance can be far more interesting. Or entertaining.

We all have our own life to pursue, our own kind of dream to be weaving. And we all have some power to make wishes come true, as long as we keep believing.

Habits are safer than rules; you don't have to watch them. And you don't have to keep them, either. They keep you.

Courage is fear that has said its prayers.

Everything is possible until it's not.

There are worse things to lose than intelligence.

I believe in judgement.

Speak of the devil, and he will appear.

You may be called a prince, but I am the king.

If she was upset at his previous move, she was making that fabulously clear.

We never really grow up. We only learn how to act in public.

Hindsight is twenty-twenty.

Your friends don't need to ehar your apologies and your enemies won't believe you anyway.

Everny night and every morn
Some to misery are born.
Every morn and every night
Some are born to sweet delight.
Some are born to sweet delight
Some are born to endless night.

It's like when God said, "Let there be light" and there was light... And then when God said "Let there be love" there was you.

Always is longer than forever.

I find imperfection the most interesting thing about a person.

She's too old to believe in the lies she tells herself, but young enough to tell them anyway.

The past always makes a difference.

Be careful what you wish for, because you just might get it.

Curiousity killed the cat.
Satisfaction brought it back.

I know, I know, some of them sound really depressing and melancholy. Urgh. And yes, a few of them might be song lyrics. You might see me using some of these in a story. You can use them too if you want; just tell me before because then I'll want to read your story. ")

Woah. I wrote a lot.

Okay, that's all for today. Maybe I'll do more later. But then again, last time I said that, 'later' ended up being a year later. Lols.

Luna Rivera528

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Survive by sapphiremoon866335866 reviews
Voldemort has won the war, but not everything is going as planned. Slowly, someone is killing off Death Eaters, one by one. Voldemort has ordered that Draco be found a wife. Will he finally meet her? Full summary inside.Rated M for sex, language, violence
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,974 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/9/2014 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Drabble Dabbles : DHr by MiHnn reviews
An ongoing collection of drabbles and one-shots based on Draco and Hermione. Various ratings, various lengths, written for various reasons and marked as complete (just because).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 90 - Words: 56,225 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 4/18/2014 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Meus Contraho by Curiositykils reviews
My collection of Draco/Hermione oneshots. K to M rated as suitable and shown at the top of every chapter. Collection Complete. Check out Meus Contraho Duo for more oneshots! Update: 22/12/2013
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 52 - Words: 218,900 - Reviews: 1644 - Favs: 1,110 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Slave by sunaprincess7 reviews
Suna has lost the war. Badly. Temari is captured and taken to Konoha as a slave. There she ends up working for a rich family, the Nara's. Shikatema AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 71,542 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Temari, Shikamaru N.
Fragments by ohwhatsherface reviews
100prompts. 007 Work. The audition line looped around the block. It appeared everyone wanted to work for the Cirque d'Uchiha.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,067 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 4/17/2013 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Call me Char by bookworm1137 reviews
The full story of Ella Enchanted from Char's perspective.
Ella Enchanted - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 69,385 - Reviews: 876 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 3/19/2010
Simply Irresistible by bookworm1993 reviews
Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,235 - Reviews: 5325 - Favs: 8,826 - Follows: 3,353 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Exasperation: Just Your Average Love Story by toavoidconversation reviews
Draco and Hermione are Head Boy and Girl, leading to a little tension at times, to put it lightly. Planning the Yule Ball together brings interesting results...Told in the form of owl correspondence/notes. Rated for occasional strong language. Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,257 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Bring Out Your Dead by riptey reviews
W.I.P. - Lucius Malfoy is dead, but it's a secret. Draco only has to hide it for a week, and the Ministry can't keep their noses out of his business - namely, Hermione Granger. Even worse, his own house wants to kill them both. - DMHG/EWE/dark comedy
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,831 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Heroes of Rikkaidai by Lahdolphin reviews
No one knew who they were. They were the masked heroes of Rikkaidai – Demigod, Emperor, Master, Tensai, Iron Lung, Trickster, Gentleman, and Ace – and they were the only ones who could bring justice to the city. SUPERHERO-AU
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,078 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Rikkaidai
audeamus by ohwhatsherface reviews
50alternates. SasuSaku. See you in the next life. 50. In the end, they ran away together.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 50 - Words: 47,004 - Reviews: 1072 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Poke by Skeren Dreamera reviews
Sasuke doesn't remember how it started, this habit Itachi had of poking him in the head, but Itachi does, and he still thinks it was a wonderful discovery.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bringing Back Technicolor by the.brown.eyed.girl reviews
In the sequel to There's A GIRL At St. Bartleby's!, Kris Smith has returned to Ireland. For now, she's more than content to relax, have some fun, and settle down with her new boyfriend. Unfortunately, Artemis Fowl has other plans.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,553 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 5/16/2012 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Artemis F.
I Need A Girl by golden doe reviews
When some random dude grabs Sakura and begs her to be his girlfriend in front of student body, she didn't really have a choice but to say yes. AU.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/11/2012 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Laws Of Attraction by EndlessDaydreaming reviews
"There should be a law stating that you're not allowed to be attracted to your old enemy.. or your little brother's girlfriend.. or the girl your best mate fancies. Sadly, there's none. So I guess we'll have to be big boys and fight it out like real men."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 98,795 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
My High School Musical by PsyMama17 reviews
"Due to some problems,Taka High will be joining us here in our school from tomorrow. Please give them a warm welcome." My life took an interesting turn once that announcement was made. SasuSaku and other minor pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,759 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Speak! by Dreaming while awake reviews
Sequel to Anger. Part IV. Someone like Uchiha Itachi has never needed words to express how he feels.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Itachi U. - Complete
Desperation by Dreaming while awake reviews
Part II.Prequel. Spoiled verse. How was it that Itachi convinced his current wife to marry him? Eiko didn't make things easy, that's for sure.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Itachi U. - Complete
One and Only by ShiroMinako reviews
During a Team 7 mission, Sasuke gets sick and leaves Naruto stranded without a hotel room to sleep in. Wherever will the Uzumaki go? First kiss oneshot.. NaruSaku!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,221 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Anger by Dreaming while awake reviews
Sequel to Desperation. Part III. In which Eiko learns that some plans aren't worth the wrath of Uchiha Itachi. Maybe involving Orochimaru hadn't been her brightest idea...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Itachi U. - Complete
Troublesome way of Falling in love by ishileis reviews
When she thinks, she knows how to avoid love, He comes and then that started. P.S. not good at summaries.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,987 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Disbelief by Twi-Smile reviews
Temari must wed for political reasons; cue her knight in grass stained clothing. A ShikaTem story that started as a drabble but got out of hand.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,307 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Spoiled by Dreaming while awake reviews
Part I. She hated him so much. How dare he even think that she'd be his? She would show him exactly what she thought of him! She would teach Uchiha Itachi that he couldn't have everything he wanted… Right? ItaxOc AU. Non massacre. One-Shot. SEQUEL IS UP.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/28/2012 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Itachi U. - Complete
Laying Claim by JanuaryEclipses reviews
SasuSaku. An ancient law in Konoha permits people from prominent clans to buy people who aren't from clans at all. Unfortunately, Sakura just refused to believe it until her mentor confirmed that, yes, she was now owned by Uchiha Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,610 - Reviews: 3351 - Favs: 4,066 - Follows: 2,461 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Senior Class President by PsyMama17 reviews
Tenten is in her Senior year and she wants to make it special. I suck at summaries so just review. NejiTen with a hint of SasuSaku and NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,076 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Dear Annie by JanuaryEclipses reviews
SasuSaku. Sakura is excellent about giving others advice about their love life, but she is absolutely clueless when it comes to her own!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 102,556 - Reviews: 1696 - Favs: 1,342 - Follows: 930 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Complete
Salvation by Selenithe reviews
You're really trying to kill me, aren't you? Sasuke-kun...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Gryffindor's Golden Girl to Slytherin's Princess by Rumaan reviews
The Golden Trio are back at Hogwarts for their final year after the end of the war. However Hogwarts still has one more trick up it's sleeve when McGonagall decides to switch Hermione from Gryffindor to Slytherin to promote unity. EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,667 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 1,836 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Her Sweet, Decadent Smile by thecellarfloor reviews
"Princess," Draco's voice sliced through the silence, dangerously close to where she was hiding, "I know you're here somewhere." Hermione muffled her ragged breaths. He was clearly enjoying this. "Come out, come out, wherever you are..." A sequel to HBHE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 71,005 - Reviews: 2229 - Favs: 2,296 - Follows: 1,124 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Kunoichi by KittyUchiha007 reviews
AU. Sakura is the princess to a village where women are the dominent gender. Sasuke is the prince of a nation where men are dominant. Both are expected to marry someone. What happens when their two worlds collide? Sasusaku, Naruhina, Nejiten, Shikatema
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,650 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Simple Kind Of Life by xXBeckyFoo reviews
The story goes that they lived happily ever after, right? Well, it's been fifteen years since the Marriage Law passed and Draco and Hermione were forced to marry; finding love along the way. Now, someone has began to tear the peace of the once arch-enemies apart and began to destroy what they thought was meant forever. Will they fight to keep it together or this time let it slip?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 150,846 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Childhood Promise by Seductive Venus reviews
Sakura Haruno is torn between staying and quitting her job. If only her boss wasn't so hot... AU. Theme from SasuSaku Month.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,113 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
CATaclysm by LifesADarkArt reviews
Sequel to CATastrophe. Hermione finds her Animagus cat self in another predicament with Draco. had a lot of requests for this so here you go. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,219 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 36 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
CATastrophe by LifesADarkArt reviews
ONE SHOT! When Hermione chose to become a cat as her animagus form, she never thought that on her first outing, she'd be mistaken for a stray and taken home by Malfoy. How will she escape his house and embarrassment.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,858 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Lethal Love by writer4everr reviews
Sakura Haruno is an elite assasin tasked with seducing the heir to Uchiha Corporations. Too bad she actually starts to fall in love with him! It's a crazy world of espionage, back stabbing and love. Careful! People aren't who they say they are...SASUSAKU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 83,604 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
TGIF by KahliaxBeloved reviews
It was SUPPOSED to be a quiet night, and Sakura was SUPPOSED to be studying but one thing led to another and she found herself doing things she never thought she'd do. You only live once and that Friday night BOY did Sakura Haruno do just that. ONE SHOT.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,065 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
it's that simple by eskeflowne reviews
"Move in with me." Because Sasuke's ready to commit ...sasu/saku fluff
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
sticks, stones, and hairpins by sarsaparillia reviews
The way she hissed "I am going to stab your eye out," did not freak him out. Seriously. — Lucius/Narcissa.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,016 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Choices by Seductive Venus reviews
"You've got two choices, dear sister. You can have either your family or your lover. But let me remind you that you can never have both." -Black Family
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Andromeda T., Bellatrix L. - Complete
La Cerise: The Sweetest Cherry by RZZMG reviews
Draco Malfoy visits a Masked Gentlemen's Club and meets a new courtesan making her debut - a beauty known only as The Princess. She's up for auction to the highest bidder, and Draco's determined to win her! Regency Era A/U. Draco x Hermione/Dramione. Story nominated and multiple wins at the HP Fanfic Fan Poll Awards-see profile for details. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 148,516 - Reviews: 892 - Favs: 1,874 - Follows: 826 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Truth or Dare by justawriter33 reviews
The half-bloods play truth or dare, and they mess with the gods! An anthology of PJ shorts.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,730 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Complete
Green Eyes by lightatmidnight reviews
They say eyes are the window to the soul, and they are. I, Paul Blofis, as husband of Sally Jackson, have seen that her child, Percy Jackson, tries to hide his feelings. Except for the eyes. The eyes tell the whole story...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,572 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 71 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Hidden Genius by Mulligatawny reviews
"Gods, Travis. You're so stupid." /Tratie drabble.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Travis S., Katie G. - Complete
Zeus Knows All of Your Secrets by MidnightRose24 reviews
When Zeus finds out about Thalia and Nico he's not happy in the slightest. Now they have one chance to convince Zeus to let them be. One-shot. Rated T for some language and mild themes.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Nico A., Thalia G. - Complete
Want a Kiss? by Akatsuki Child reviews
Percy claims it's the Christmas spirit. The girls don't agree with him. Christmas fic. Percabeth fluff.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 56 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
48 Themes Neji x Tenten by vieiraa3 reviews
Just as the title says! Neji x Tenten
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,146 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Child of the Night Sky by Dessers reviews
How does Thalia leave the Hunters? The questions spins into the story of Luna Di Pierro, a girl with some friends on a simple quest. Nothing could go wrong, right? But, as always, you're wrong... Luna's problems just have begun.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 35,793 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Artemis - Complete
Prankcall! by Argentum.Alae reviews
Annabeth and Percy are bored... so what do they do? PRANKCALL!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,967 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Dishwork by Laserfire reviews
Seaweed Brain's antics had, yet again, failed to keep him out of trouble. This time, due to my own stupidity, I had been dragged down with him. Cleaning duty after every meal for a week. Seven long days of torture. Some girl's have all the luck. One-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
The Exchange Program by TwistedGreekNerd reviews
What's worse than four bored demigods at camp? Four bored demigods who have to spend a whole week with immortals. *same story, just re-edited*
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,362 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Nico A. - Complete
Encounters by Chaki Chaki 3 reviews
AU, ONE-SHOT NEJITEN The coach didn't make sense. The referee didn't make sense. The announcer didn't make sense. This entire game didn't make any sense. At all. Neji doesn't understand football. There's one girl that makes it worth it though. R&R!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
the rivalry between two cousins by Seductive Venus reviews
It was common knowledge that they were both the oldest offspring in the latest branch of a very old and mighty family so it was expected that they they would compete on who would bring the most glory to the ancient and most noble house of Black.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Bellatrix L., Sirius B. - Complete
What's on Your Mind? by Sincerely Vuitton reviews
In facebook, what you put in your statuses is what is posted in your mind. SasuSaku. Read&Review.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Man of the Stars by I Swear On The Styx reviews
Artemis, the chaste Huntress, has met her match. A man as brilliant with the bow as she, one who goes by the name Orion. She falls in love with him, but as one of the maiden goddesses, it's a platonic sort of love. But then, Apollo gets jealous. And Artemis will have her revenge.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,371 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Artemis, Apollo - Complete
Playing Dirty by WeWantsIt reviews
Draco and Theodore love annoying Hermione. She tells them she can drink them under the table. Ginny has something big to tell Harry. Ron and Lavender are annoyingly in love. The result of everything? DIRTY PLAY! AU. HP/GW RW/LB HG/TN DM/PP...for now
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,206 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/22/2010 - Published: 11/11/2010
Plan Worthy of Athena by AtheisticPokemon reviews
"Okay, so I'm going to go with defense plan B, which means I need you and you to- That isn't gonna work." Just because you're an Ares kid, that doesn't mean you can't have your own plan worthy of Athena. Clarisse-centric One-Shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Clarisse R. - Complete
Gray Eyes by lightatmidnight reviews
They say eyes are the window to the soul, and they are. I, Susan Chase, as wife of Fredrick Chase, have seen that his child, Annabeth Chase, acts emotionless around me. Except for the eyes. The eyes tell the whole story...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,025 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 75 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
His Beautiful, Haunting Eyes by thecellarfloor reviews
Draco pushed her to the wall, kissed her roughly on the lips, then punched the glass window beside her head. It smashed into pieces and the crowd who had parted for him seconds ago gasped. Hermione couldn't. She couldn't even breathe. What have you done?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,140 - Reviews: 1350 - Favs: 2,527 - Follows: 748 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Revenge by CherryBerryB reviews
Read Little Arty, In the Past, first. Then Blackmail, then this. Artemis needs to get Holly back for all those little "favours" she had him do, but he has to deal with a few things first...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Blackmail by CherryBerryB reviews
You asked for it, so here it is. A sequel to "Little Arty, In the Past". Holly finally gets revenge on everything that Artemis has ever done to her, and uses a little blackmail to get it. Read LAIP first, this'll make more sense that way.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Little Arty, in the Past by CherryBerryB reviews
Do not be confused. This is a fic that is set AFTER TAC, but Artemis doesn't have the Complex. Anyway, Juliet shows Holly something that she probably shouldn't have seen. one-shot
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Our Brother's Secret by Light-Eco-Sage reviews
Future Fic. Myles and Beckett Fowl have never been that close to their older brother, having long since left Fowl Manor to begin his own Empire. But what happens when they discover their older brother's little secret? Contains Arty/Holly romance.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,150 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/2/2010 - [Artemis F., Holly S.] Myles F., Beckett F. - Complete
A Lack of Talent by Thief of Black Winged Hearts reviews
Slightly crackish. What happens when Artemis gets caught singing in the shower? Blackmail, that's what!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,665 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Museum: source of insanity for Gods by IReadNoNonsense reviews
The Gods had never seen what mortals do when they're bored. They knew that they made statues and paintings but never bothered to look. Too bad Hermes is about to find out what exactly the mortals made. And be permanently scarred forever. Humor and Crack
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Hermes - Complete
Never Say No by fiona249 reviews
Years after the war, Hermione and Draco have moved on. They have families. They're at the top of their respective fields. But sometimes things happen you're not prepared for. Sometimes you can't say no. Totally canon compliant. Ron-lovers, don't read.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 87,628 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 784 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Bathwater by xXBeckyFoo reviews
It's their 7th year,the Dark Lord's dead and the Death Eaters are all rounded up. Nothing could go wrong, right? There's a sense of peace in the air, but how long can it possibly last when the Ministry's throwing people together for all eternity? Curse the new Marriage Law.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 123,462 - Reviews: 1637 - Favs: 2,024 - Follows: 634 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
12 Presents by Hitomi Junko reviews
A Sakura gives Sasuke 12 presents on his birthday. 12 different presents, each having their own meanings to them and Sasuke's thoughts... SASUSAKU Oneshot for Sasuke's birthday ;
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,356 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Of Mice And Snakes by ArmedWithAPen reviews
When a late-night thunderstorm forces Captain Holly Short to call on her inner story-teller, she wishes she'd paid better attention in Human Fairy Tale class. Now, she has to make one up on her own. Artemis/Holly.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,329 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Cookies In Black by Musafreen reviews
Nico finds that baking cookies is harder than it looks. Alternatively; people talk in the Jackson-Blofis household. Post TLO oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,527 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Nico A. - Complete
Let's Play A Game by Nyx Nox reviews
The gods of Mount Olympus get bored and decide to play a game. Set during The Titan's Curse. Rated T because I'm a teen. Complete
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,025 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Complete
Just Deal by Clockwork Mockingbird reviews
Okay, so I married this guy from a different country to stop a war. In the middle of making friends, making enemies, putting people in jail, pissing off his council, matchmaking, and getting kidnapped, I fell in love with him. Damn it all. SxS AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 74,352 - Reviews: 1423 - Favs: 1,732 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Rapunzel by CherryCoke9733 reviews
Her prince kept her locked up tight, and made her cut her hair to a suitable length. But she needed out, so how to do that, if she were still stuck in her tower? Dark Kendra/Gavin
Fablehaven - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Complete
April Fools! by SEAubrey reviews
Arty gets outsmarted by April Fools' jokes! How will he react? Rated K-plus cause Arty says a bad word, but in Gnommish.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,013 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Artemis F. - Complete
Promise Me by MizMurder reviews
Life is never written in stone, it can be changed but it's just the matter of who's willing to work for the change.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,542 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Why One Must Not Attempt To Analyze A Child Genius by fiercejinx reviews
"Artemis Fowl had retired half a dozen counselors from St. Barleby's already this year." Here's how. Six chapters, one for each psychologist losin' it.'
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,547 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 1,044 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Artemis F. - Complete
Teamwork by Hanako A reviews
Draco and Hermione would make a great team if only they could agree on one little thing. Irresistible force meet immovable object.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,637 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
There's A GIRL At St Bartleby's!: by the.brown.eyed.girl reviews
Kris Smith's life is turned upside down when her oblivious parents ship her overseas to attend St. Bartleby's School for Boys. Can she hold her own in a school full of boys? Or, more importantly, against a certain Artemis Fowl the Second. SEQUEL IS UP!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 72,621 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Artemis F. - Complete
Sex Slave by little sasuke kun reviews
What better way to celebrate turning eighteen, then by getting your very own slave? Well, Sasuke Uchiha is in for quite a surprise when he picks his slave, dare I say, she's quite pink. Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,427 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 41 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
No Romance by Hanako A reviews
In the midst of a war, Hermione finds herself embroiled in something that is most definitely not a romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,604 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Deepest Reflections by Kurinoone reviews
Harry gets a chance to see what his life would have been like if Wormtail had betrayed them fully that Halloween night. He swaps his universe for the cannon universe. Canon compliant up until the fourth book. Book Three of the Dark Prince Trilogy. H/G AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 418,604 - Reviews: 4895 - Favs: 2,355 - Follows: 1,235 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
No Youth? by Name On The Spine reviews
Artemis is visiting Holly down in Haven; just browsing the tourist hot spots. Not what it seems like. One-shot. Complete.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
prove it by ohwhatsherface reviews
Not knowing, Sakura concluded, was the worst feeling in the world. It was positively infuriating, at that. Which is why she had to ask. "Are you guys gay? Like, together?"
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 37 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
An Interview with Artemis on Truth Serum by ForgottenFairy95 reviews
What happens when our favorite technological genius centaur holds a 'friendly' interrogation with the famous Artemis Fowl. Why don't we find out...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,699 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Foaly, Artemis F. - Complete
Elementary Hacking by Moonlite Knight reviews
It was a day to be noted for Myles and Beckett had successfully hacked their first bank account. Yet Artemis would likely feel prouder if it weren't his account that they had gone after.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Artemis F. - Complete
Ambition's End by Hanako A reviews
There are two ways to tell a man to do something. Hermione Granger is well acquainted with both.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 255,367 - Reviews: 1199 - Favs: 1,234 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Through Time and Space by Athena Linborn reviews
Sequel to Blood: Six years after leaving the wizarding world, Hermione Granger has no desire to return. Her husband however, has other ideas and is determined to find her no matter the cost!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 47,760 - Reviews: 1225 - Favs: 1,013 - Follows: 1,284 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 10/8/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Like VitaminWater by angelforshow reviews
AU. SasuSaku. 15 flavors. "Ino, I bet no guy can be like VitaminWater."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,804 - Reviews: 1595 - Favs: 1,982 - Follows: 753 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
what i go to school for by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. Sakura decides not to go to prom and text messages are sent. A lot of them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,640 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 45 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Heart Shaped Locket by Liris reviews
Set after TLC. Holly is cleaning when she finds a gift from her mother. It's a locket, with teh key to be given to your loved one. What will she do? Read and find out! Fluffy, open-ended A/H/T. Oneshot. Not my best story, but please read!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Holly S. - Complete
The Pinkish Green Saga by dance of isis reviews
Uchiha Sasuke never gets jealous. Haruno Sakura is never obsessive. That's their excuse. Their friends know they are delusional. SASUSAKU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 64,944 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
How to Put the Bun in the Oven by ohwhatsherface reviews
SasuSaku. Fact of life, never get lessons in love from two idiots who are relatively foreign to the concept.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,881 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Make Me A Match by Hanako A reviews
Suffering from a hero complex, Harry believes it's up to him to rescue Hermione from the horror of having to go with Malfoy to the Halloween Ball, despite the damsel's protests otherwise.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,583 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
ctrl c, ctrl v by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. Team7. I don't understand. This level of failure should not be possible.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,033 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Change of Heart by AnneM.Oliver reviews
Draco Malfoy was tired of dating the same type of girl. Knowing he could get anyone he wanted, one day he saw Hermione Granger walking down the corridor of his office and he decided something... he decided he wanted her. He was up for the challenge and it would appear that so was she. All he had to do was buy her a book and all she had to do was change his heart.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 139,591 - Reviews: 1154 - Favs: 1,665 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 2/28/2008 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Ordinary People by inadaze22 reviews
“Let me be clear about something tonight, Granger. You're the only woman I’ve ever wanted...It’s always been you.” Draco steps in the fireplace, drops the floo powder, and disappears in a burst of green flames. Being re-written.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 144,343 - Reviews: 1169 - Favs: 2,287 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
ReWriting a Fairytale by MidnightRosebud reviews
A marriage contract was signed to seal a treaty of peace. She fell in love at first sight. In one horrifying night he was dead. The treaty still holds, but her new betrothed holds secrets behind his cold, emotionless facade.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,824 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 8/14/2007 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
A Part of Me by Kurinoone reviews
Harry tries to adjust to his new life without Voldemort. But sometimes your past refuses to stay in the past. Book Two of the Dark Prince Trilogy. H/G AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 271,565 - Reviews: 5292 - Favs: 2,487 - Follows: 828 - Updated: 12/15/2007 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
TheCherryOnTop by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. She's gone unnoticed for forever but suddenly everyone is seeing her, leaving her with one thing to do. Blog it, of course!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 89,924 - Reviews: 1781 - Favs: 1,948 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hate by hello heartbreak reviews
Sasuke hates Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Whipped by ohwhatsherface reviews
Various. The skirts and the dresses are nice, but these women wear the pants.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 9/9/2007 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Complete
Daddy Dearest by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
Inoichi is very protective of his only daughter. Shikamaru knows this. So why does he keep returning to the pretty blonde? [InoShika][Oneshot][For Renalin]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,632 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
One of the Cool Kids by firefly reviews
Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,500 - Reviews: 1238 - Favs: 1,817 - Follows: 1,142 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Obito U./Tobi
Into Sakura's Lair by ohwhatsherface reviews
While Sakura sleeps, Naruto and Sasuke go through her bag in search of food. Tampons and underwear galore.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 54 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Darkness Within by Kurinoone reviews
What if Wormtail hadn't told Lord Voldemort the Potters hideout. What if he took Harry straight to him instead? A Dark Harry fanfic. AU Mild HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 65 - Words: 364,868 - Reviews: 7064 - Favs: 6,738 - Follows: 1,947 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Second Problem by Paprika012345 reviews
In which Sakura resolves her second potions issue. Sequal oneshot to Problems with Potions
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,811 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Bird by Asuka Kureru reviews
TWOSHOTS, complete, Neji centric, GEN. Naruto generously gives Neji a pet. Maybe he should have asked if Neji even wanted it. Now with sequel.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,178 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/22/2006 - Published: 1/30/2005 - Neji H. - Complete
Psst! by Arkana reviews
Lee finds out about Neji and Tenten’s relationship the hard way. The VERY hard way. [Team Gai love]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,158 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Warriors and Generals by The Dream Whisperer reviews
Rikkaicentric Sengoku era AU. Seigaku is now on a conquering streak, and Hyoutei is its latest victim. Rikkaidai remains the most powerful, and is Seigaku's next target. Main parings are SanadaAtobe, NiouYagyuu and YanagiInui. WIP.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,788 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/4/2006 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Yukimura S., Sanada G.
Next Contestant by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
When she was 12, Sakura was always protected by her team. Now she's older and stronger, but they're still protective. [Team Seven oneshot][Implied SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,599 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 1,534 - Follows: 174 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Honey If You Love Me by VirtualxSimplicity reviews
Hilarity ensues as the main Konoha gennin teams get together to play the game, 'Honey if You Love Me, Please Smile.' Oh my, Ino is up to her matchmaking schemes again...or is she? [General pairings: NarutoHinata, SasukeSakura, NejiTenten, ShikamaruIno]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,349 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/6/2006 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Complete
Harry Potter crack ficlets by Asuka Kureru reviews
Collection of short stories, scenes, snippets, featuring Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura and Kakashi at Hogwarts. Warning: utter crack. This is NOT A REAL STORY but a dozen small stories. It's also AS COMPLETE AS IT WILL EVER BE.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,377 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 9/9/2005 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Blood by Athena Linborn reviews
In order to ensure the continuation of a healthy bloodline, Draco Malfoy must marry a “Mudblood”. Only the best will do for the Malfoy family, but things aren't as straight forward as they seem, as the best candidate is Hermione Granger!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 141,017 - Reviews: 1566 - Favs: 2,110 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 2/4/2005 - Published: 4/10/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
No Kunoichi by Asuka Kureru reviews
ficlet, POV Temari. She can do subtlety. She can do stealth. But sometimes torture is so much more efficient than seduction.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/12/2004 - Temari - Complete
Transi de Froid by Incitata reviews
Now complete. None fluffy, high octane twisty tale of unlikely beginnings and extraordinary results. If you don't read it, how will you know what you're missing?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 105,654 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/6/2003 - Published: 11/27/2001 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
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Reminiscent reviews
Consider, friend, as you pass by, as you are now, so once was I. As I am now, you too shall be. Prepare, therefore, to follow me.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/14/2014 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
The Life of Anna (and Yoh) reviews
Maneater, make you work hard. Make you spend hard. Make you want all of her love. She's a maneater. Make you buy cars. Make you cut cords. Make you fall in love. And when she walks she walks with passion. When she talks she talks with passion. When she asks for something she means it, even if you never ever seen it. And we all know that Anna's a maneater.
Shaman King - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,198 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/26/2013 - Yoh A., Ren T., Horohoro U., Anna K. - Complete
The Lotus Flower Hotel Comes in Handy reviews
A relationship is like a car. As long as there is enough in common between the two, aka gas, the the relationship will keep moving farther and farther from where it started out, like a car. But if there's no gas, the car will just stay still. Then, you can stay in that car as long as you want, but if there's no gas, it won't move forward, like a relationship. Ch 28 up!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 29,323 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Annabeth C., Nico A., Percy J., Thalia G.
Best Years of Our Lives reviews
Naruto and the gang experience high school as normal privileged teenagers. Not a ninja fic. Has all the classic experiences that we go through, like class lateness and dating problems, along with school disasters and pranks. Naturally, there's prom! Lots of different relationships and breakups. Love triangle! Mainly SasuSaku. T in case of future swearing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,935 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
It's Nice to Have Friends reviews
Artemis is annoyed with the school counselor when he asks a personal question. Will Holly be able to help? Epiloge now posted.K . I don't own Arty, Dr. Po, Holly, or any other character in the story. Review!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,994 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
SupercalaWhat? reviews
Arty finds a word that baffles him, and in a movie too! Holly teases him about the word. Rated K to be safe. Newly updated! 3 new chapters that aren't the same story over and over again. Sorry. I suck at summaries. Better then the summary sounds.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,340 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Artemis Fowl Goes Ice Skating reviews
Arty tries to ice skate! How will he do it? And how will he endure Holly's teasing? Better than it sounds. My 1st fanfic, so no flames.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
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