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Joined 11-13-10, id: 2614933, Profile Updated: 12-03-13
Author has written 4 stories for South Park, and Bleach.

Thinking I should actually, ya know, put something here...

Mostly here to read. That said, the more I read, the more I want to put my own ideas down, so I am actually currently working on a handful of stories that may or may not eventually get themselves written. It's looking good, but writing these is far from my first priority.

More of an artist myself. I like to draw mostly. My avatar is a painting I did in 2008.
Just so you know, I'm also working on a big group pic for Naive that I will post here when it is both finished and we're far enough in the story for it not to be a spoiler. Don't ask which of those will come first, I really don't know.
I, uh, should probably link to this, I drew Pimp!Butters to go with Naive. This'll be when he's established, like when he's narrating from.
Pimp!Butters

Twitter account:
@SPFratParty
Come follow my South Park babble!
I'll most likely be keeping my fanfic & fanart progress monitored there. So if you want to maybe catch a glimpse of what I'm working on, writing/art wise, and what all might eventually pop up here, that's where you'll find it.

Blame South Park for my presence here... Actually no, blame its fandom. I never used to even watch the show. Still wouldn't if it weren't for the fandom. I would occasionally cuz some of my friends like it, but my attitude was always kinda meh toward it. Then I stumbled on a certain webcomic, which pointed me in the direction of a certain fanfic (see TacoMan), and it just took off from there. So of course I watch it now (you don't have to have seen the show to delve into the fandom, but it does certainly help, speaking from experience here), but I still haven't seen all of the older episodes. Half-assedly workin' on that. Not really. Am keeping up with the new seasons though. So I don't have to fear the spoiler (lookin' at you, Mysterion >.>).

Also, I love you if you know where my name comes from.

And finally, I need a new place to put my quotes list. So I pick here. Be warned, it is quite long. And it's growing.

Quotes

Raindrops put the rhythm on the pavement,
And drip from the blacktop into the basement.
Traces of the rain pervade this
to erase your hate and take this
from the fakeness.
-Crawling Demo

"The sun doesn't give light to the moon assuming the moon's gonna owe it one." -Linkin Park

"If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit." -Mitch Hedberg

"This is the last smile that I'll fake for the sake of being with you."
"This is the last time I'll take the blame for the sake of being with you." -Linkin Park

"I am the son of rage and love: The Jesus of Suburbia." -Green Day

"Life offers us tickets to places which we have not knowingly asked for." -Maya Angelou

"If it takes a thousands summers, I will wait for you" -Futurama

"Every time god masturbates, cats kill a mel gibson." -Henry Chen

"Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? To get to the other...um..."

"Life is the crummiest book I've ever read."

Search Results: "Entity on EBay"

"The less I hear, the less you say." -Linkin Park

Nobody likes you,
Everyone left you,
They're all out without you,
Having fun.
-Green Day

"You wasted life, why wouldn't you waste death?"

"Life's like an hourglass glued to the table." -Anna Nalick

"Good steaks are rare these days, so don't order yours well done."

"It's deep how you can be so shallow." -Gnarles Barkley

Those three words
Are said too much
But not enough.
-Snow Patrol

"Do not believe in fortune cookies. They lie." -A Fortune Cookie

"Help! I'm stuck in a fortune cookie factory!" -Another Fortune Cookie

"Sean Connery High Shcool."

"Ideas are fractal"

"Rugged?! Is that anything like handsome?"
"Oh, no no no. Handsome means he looks at himself all day in the mirror. Rugged means YOU look at HIM." -The Simpsons

"Bender, that was the best 40 minute washboard solo ever. The parts when I was awake blew my mind." -Beck on Futurama

"Thank you! That song doesn't usually last 3 hours, but we got into a serious thing there, and then I forgot how it ended!" -Beck on Futurama

"Haven't found a way to say 'fuck you' politely" -Swollen Members

"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." -Albert Einstein

"Who watches Blue's Clues? He's always two steps ahead of me." -Susanni (my teacher)

"Hot crackers! I take exception to that!" -Futurama

"I'm what's left, and I'm what's right." -Foo Fighters

"Rockin' at an amphitheater near yo ass!" -Mike Shinoda

"What the fuck are you doing, man? You spilled my 'Cristal' all over me!" -Mike Shinoda in "Cover and Duck"

"I woke up one morning, got out of my bunk. Mike was standing in the front lounge and I remember thinking; 'Oh my god, that's Mike from Linkin Park!' And then I threw up..." –Brad (LP guitarist)

"Nkramar. The man who could find a needle in a hay stack. That had no needle in it." -Craig_McC on the LPUMB

"I knew Xero was gonna be big." -Stryker

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!" -President Merkin Muffley of Dr. Strangelove

"I'm sorry Jess, but if you become any more adorable you're gonna fart pink bunnies." -Alice in the comic Loserz

"Sometimes we're all just cat furniture."

"The good news and the bad news: The good news is we're naming a disease after you..." -Who's Line Is It Anyway?

"Some people are like slinkies - not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs."

WillYunLee says to (13:21): There are things that we’ve been talking about, so maybe one day. I keep rapping for Mike Shinoda, trying to get into Fort Minor.
mrhahn1 says to (13:22): I can’t even get in. Actually I was in, he kicked me out.

"I don't really like conductors, so sometimes I go outside and throw rocks at myself." -Mr. Hurt

"IF YOUR ONLY CHILD IS A SON, YOU WILL NEVER GET TO BE A MOTHER OF THE BRIDE. IT DOESN’T MATTER HOW GAY HE IS." -The Comics Curmudgeon

Donny: That's what the future is gonna be like: little kids with nuclear warheads.
Me: In 10 years.
Donny: Yes, in 10 years.
(2007)

"Fuck Mentos. I'm the fresh maker." -Carl of theWarehouse

"This is just what the Nazis did to the Eskimos in the 1850s!" -SNL

"There's a track called Bleed It Out on the record, which is a pretty typical Linkin Park song." -Chester

"He'll get a rise, you'll get a raise, don't tell his wife about it." -Aqua

"I think if Mike were gonna be gay for a day he'd totally sleep with Phoenix...but that's just my opinion." -AnTonio

"That's not just a dress, that's an Audrey Hepburn movie." -from Jerry McGuire

"If you're expecting Hybrid Theory Part 3, I'm sorry, you're gonna have to go buy another copy of Hybrid Theory to get it." -Mike Shinoda right before MTM released

"Fish! There are fish in the river!" -Stephanie

"Safe is boring. Sweet insanity is the voice saying 'I bet we can fit one more in there.'"
"One more what in where?"
"Everything. Everywhere. It's insanity; it doesn't stop to ask directions."
- theWarehouse

"And if you've got a cell phone and a lighter, light your cell phone on fire and put it up." -Mike Shinoda

The trumpet shall be heard on high
The dead shall live, the living die
And Music shall untune the sky.
-John Dryden

"i didn't like mario kart until i started using the wheel. then it became fun. now i sit in my apartment, gripped with road rage and yelling a constant stream of obscenities at princesses and mushrooms." -AlexSP

"Giving x more guns is always the answer. It may not fix things, but it makes for more interesting news." -Kevin Kuchta

"All I want to do is make an album full of stuff that doesn’t suck. Twelve to fourteen tracks of anti-suck." -Mike Shinoda

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying." -Woody Allen

"Shocked at people outside [the circus] smoking pot at intermission. Why do you need to get high? IT'S THE FUCKING CIRCUS." -TheBloggess

“Hey, is this the government? I, uh, I think your forest is on fire.” -The Comics Curmudgeon calling in to report a forest fire

"Oh, Japanese! Taking pictures? Tourist!" -Melissa

"Please go away. You're evil." -Jonesy from 6teen

"One did not have to outwit a potato." -Tom Dillehay

"But who can decide what they dream? And dream I do." -Evanescence

"You saw me mourning my love for you, and touched my hand. I knew you loved me then." -Evanescence

Guy at Spring Break: "Show us your boobs!"
Marge: "Not now!"
-The Simpsons

"Of course I have! You ever tried going mad without power? It's boring, nobody listens to you." -The Simpsons Movie

"If you watch Jaws backwards it is just a movie about a shark that throws people up until they have to open a beach."

"Stop making out with him, he has gingivitis!... He has stinky ball syndrome!" -What some guy just yelled out at the party at the frat house behind my apartment

"Morgan? Morgan, don't pee over there!" "There's chunks in the bathroom! I'm not peeing in there!" *pointless yelling ensues* -also from said frat party, and yes, this "Morgan" is a girl

"What's that? Not me, fuck that, I'm a cat." -George Carlin

"Fuckin' meow!" -George Carlin

"If you rip open your LPU 4.0 CD case, right behind the plastic cd holder, between the two pieces of paper there is a cd with every LP demo on it, go check it out!" -Stllmn8j

"All that is required for neutral to triumph is for good and evil people to do nothing." -Oglaf

"Do this as if your life depended on it. But don't die." -Kekkaishi

"Earth! Wind! Water! Fire!...Heart? Together we form the great and all knowing Captain Pla... OH GOD BP OILSPILL! AIEEEE" *Captain Planet Dies* -Ryan Wile

"You're rather peppy. You always struck me as someone who hated mornings." -Dake
"Oh I think they should go fuck themselves. But I found the coffee! :D " -Tommy (from Paradox)

M: …Or maybe it’s a sci-fi love story. Or maybe it’s a fantasy novel about two lonely aliens from Uranus (heh) who find that the only way to stop an evil superpower from destroying the universe is to create the first vuvuzela-powered lazer beam. I think these are all equally plausible conclusions. Actually, mine are more plausible.

"Hey, you guys remember last night when we were drunk? I miss that." -From Pictures of You

"Pie fixes everything" -Texan Cafe

"I'm halfway convinced you'd think Stairway to Heaven would be a better song if it had Mike Shinoda rapping on it." -Astat

“Bring violence back to cartoons. Or I’ll shoot a smurf.” -Micheal Fry

"...-whoa. I think... I have to pee. I can't tell." -a very drunk Benji, from Pointless

"When life gives you skittles, throw them in people's faces and scream,
'TASTE THE FRICKIN' RAINBOW!'" -origin unknown

"Brakes… My brakes work… But I guess ditches and mailboxes and that one kid's lemonade stand work too…" -Craig in a fic by HeartbeatStatic

"'I'd totally go hetero for her.' Ah, nothing better than a fag saying he wants to screw Lady Gaga." -this is like, a quote w/in a quote w/in a quote. The quote includes a quote of a piece of dialog from a story. I don't know how to quote this. I think I'm missing some quote marks. Anyway, dialog from Isn't Normal by Puzzlie's Imajinacion, response by paperplatephace

"True men don't have nightmares, they have nightSTALLIONS." -KaeHobz (true origin unknown)

"I love to watch the insanity of an un-moderated chat of 150 LPU members spazzing." -Mike Shinoda

"This song is for the guy who keeps yelling from the balcony, and it's called 'We Hate You, Please Die.'" -Hickum's profile pic (true origin unknown)

"DICKS. You're a bag of DICKS." -AV of Ludo

"I'm a loose bolt of a complete machine. What a match, I am half doomed and you're semi-sweet." -Fall Out Boy

"Who the hell pays a hooker with a personal check?! That's like... that's like paying a hooker with a personal check!" -Jeff Ross at the Roast of David Hasselhoff

"He stayed awake through the whole course, only daring to daydream of his future career of some super important astronomer, which involves him saving the world from a giant meteor to a sweet soundtrack by Linkin Park. Old Linkin Park, not new Hinderbutt Linkin Park." -Houseflies by Damn Expensive Eggs

"NOOOO. NEVER. I WOULD NEVER SKIP BAND PRACTICE. THAT'S LIKE. THE WORST SIN. THE WORST. I'LL GO KILL MYSELF IF I DO THAT. BUT THEN I'D COME BACK TO LIFE TO GO TO PRACTICE THE NEXT DAY BECAUSE THERE CAN'T BE A HOLE IN THE DRILL." -PaperPlatePhace

"Don't knock on death's door, ring the doorbell and run! He hates that!" -origin unknown

"Oily marks appear on walls, where pleasure moments hung before." -Imogen Heap

"It must be hard to be Catholic and gay."
"It's easier than being a Jehovah's Witness and a vampire." -Calamities of Nature

"Besides, have you ever seen his eyes? They're fucking huge, and like, all trusting and shit, like with a look that says 'I'm-innocent-and-this-gun-is-totally-not-for-shooting-you-in-the-balls-but-drop-your-pants-anyway.'" -Craig in From the Diary of by The Truth's Lie

"Where's the bathroom door?" -What Happens In Vegas

Max: Sir, are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Chief: I don't know. Are you thinking, "Holy shit, holy shit, a swordfish just almost went through my head"? If so, then yes.
-Get Smart

"A day without a laugh is a wasted day." - Charles Chaplin

"Alright, you guys, if you know the words to this shit... fuck it, even if you learned 'em just now, we wanna hear you sing it! I don't give a shit if you have to sing it German!" -Mike Shinoda, Wish cover

"WELCOME TO THE Thunderdome, Bitch! (Glitch CAPS and All)" -fake LP album title, cannot for the life of me find where this was posted originally or recall who came up with it, but I was there when it happened and it was awesome (Glitch CAPS were a thing on the LPUMB that would capitalize the phrase "WELCOME TO THE" whenever someone typed it)

"Bitch betta have my merchant copy." -SNL, pimp on prostitutes taking credit cards

"Yes, I know what you are sayin', you don't hafta keep askin'." -Butters

"If you need a glass of water, you'd better pour it yourself, cuz I don't think Mother Nature's gonna be helping you out anytime soon." -Radio DJ (in Texas)

"You've decided to pull one last big job and then retire, although it is unclear exactly how this will work for a trombone instructor." -The Onion Horoscope for Sagittarius

"How very penetrating of you." -some lady to Poirot, in Poirot

"I put my phone in 'airplane mode' and threw it up into the air. It just fell and now my screen is cracked. Worst. Transformer. Ever." -UnicornSyrup

"Yo momma so fat her patronus is a cake" -R_Silent (Hogwarts SNAPS)

"IT'S THE PERFECT PLAN!!!!!! *Author's Note: This is a horrible plan." -Love Deaf

They're looking for a hostel, "Something that looks like a hotel, but shittier..." "Is that what the 's' is for?" -Danny Phantom SuperS, by Chouhatsu-Itsudatsu

"Pair up in groups of three, and line up in a circle." -Bill Peterson, 1973 Head Coach, Houston Oilers

Chou: "I get fifty percent of this."
Fuyuka: "You get squat and I don't have to punch you in the face."
Chou: "Fair enough."
-Kazanato Funeral Planning Service

Chou: "You should come, too. I mean, your mother - and probably your siblings - are going anyway, so what's another person for us to barricade?"
Fuyuka: "Oh yeah! Think of the impending riot and elite faux pas. It'll be fun!"
-Kazanato Funeral Planning Service

"I always thought a sparrow was an extra arrow..." -my dad

"Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? A: Yes. Q: And what were you doing at that time?" -court humor, shared by MuffinBurgler (Shea)

My boss, on letting me leave early:
Robin: Yeah, why not? It's nice out, go lay outside and get a tan.
Alejandro: Can I go get a tan?
Robin: No, you have to stay here and stay white.

"It's sad how Wile E. Coyote is remembered for his violence, and not for his brilliantly realistic paintings of tunnels." -rolldiggity

"The moon's been gettin' up later and later, and losing a lot of weight these days. I'm worried about him." -dad
"Don't worry, it's just a phase." -me

"Mike didn't even come across as tentative about it, he was straight up 'It's fucking simple, bitch. We droppin' tour dates on the domain right now and that motherfuckin' new album, I shit you not, will fuck you in the face mid-2012'." -Joe on LPA paraphrasing Mike

"Those against gay marriage: in 20 yrs you'll be the villains in an Oscar-nominated movie about the gay rights struggle. Just an FYI." -Devin Faraci (May 2012)

"There is no one in the world, not even someone who has never left the brightest desert heat, who does not recognize the sound of cracking ice as danger." -Gibson Twist

"All I heard was my friend say 'I swear it'll be funny' and then we were in jail." -origin unknown, shared by Jchawes

"the first time i heard this i was really disappointed, it sounded like complete crap, then i realized that my headphones werent plugged in all the way, now this sounds amazing, and i'm marking june 26th on my calendar." -Phoenix's favorite review of BURN IT DOWN
"Dear anybody who doesn't like our new single, are you sure your headphones are plugged in?" Mike's response

"There are naive questions, tedious questions, ill-phrased questions, questions put after inadequate self-criticism. But every question is a cry to understand the world. There is no such thing as a dumb question." -Carl Sagan

"Hey, if they're gonna monologue in front of an enemy, it's their own fault." -Ichigo in The World in Black and White by Kyrial Halcoryn

"What's it like, I wondered, to watch the shit hit the fan knowing you have an umbrella?" -Harry in Sectumsem by aBoyWillDo

"I don't care how nerdy your pretenses are, this is a date." -Ginny in Wafting Noises by Desa Gibbons

"I have a very vivid memory of you getting your ass kicked as a teenager."
"I have a vivid memory of you puking up slugs." -Ron/Draco in Can't Help Falling In Love by B-Rated

"Can't swim, so I took a boat to an island so remote, only Johnny Depp has ever been to it before." -Train

"Our sister station 101X has proudly not played Limp Bizkit since 2006." -93.3FM
"Austin's old hippies no longer listen to 93.3." -101X

"If Skyler is under the impression that puberty will clarify his budding sexuality, his current anguish is but the tip of a terribly confused and horny iceburg." -digupthebones on Shoe

hcml11: "Do you, Matt Smith, and Tom Hiddleston have cheek bone polishing parties?"
BenedictCumberbatch: "We like nothing better than buffing our Zygoma. And imagining a horny time traveling long overcoat purple scarf wearing super sleuth nordic legend fuck fantasy. Get to work on that, internet."

"The greats weren't great because at birth they could paint.
The greats were great because they paint a lot." -Macklemore

"That squash casserole almost killed me in the most beautiful way." -my cousin's friend on Thanksgiving dinner and Grandma's cooking 2013

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Photo Opportunities by Rin0rourke reviews
Caught on film in a rather compromising position Danny and Dash learn that being seen as a couple has its perks with the ladies, until someone starts demanding proof.
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 72,996 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 3/11 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Danny F., Dash B.
Life's Curse, Death's Gift by SadieYuki reviews
Danny has kept his scar hidden all his life, but when it burns like never before at the end of Freshman year, he is thrust into a world he never knew existed. As he learns to adapt to the magical world while butting heads with his new-found family, Danny will come to realize that hiding his ghostly secret is the least of his problems.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 67,385 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 1,094 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Harry P., Danny F.
McWhyNot by findinghero reviews
Tim is tired of being in love with Abby, so he goes to Tony for help in getting over her. Tony's solution is not what either of them expects. Along the journey, Tim finds his place with the team. McNozzo slash. Also contains Tim/Tony/OFC. WIP.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 67,640 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 10/30/2014 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Tim M., Tony D.
The Bet of the Year by jarnsaxa reviews
"It was the bet of the year... Roy Mustang against three people... Roy Mustang against piles of paperwork. Roy Mustang against sex." lots of UST, teasing & dirty tricks. torturing Roy ;-P RoyxEd, other mentioned, yaoi. Spoilers for the first anime&Co
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 229,636 - Reviews: 1191 - Favs: 784 - Follows: 934 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Roy M., Edward E.
Can't Help Falling In Love by B-Rated reviews
This is the story of how Ronald Bilius Weasley and Draco Lucius Malfoy got married. It's a much longer story than you'd think.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 157,682 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 4/29/2014 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Draco M., Ron W.
Better Left Unsaid by madzcool reviews
"'Maybe we're just making the best of a bad situation.' It's barely a whisper and I know my heart shouldn't be able to beat as hard as it is now. A test, everything is a test here in this icy wasteland." [A oneshot crenny drabble from Kenny's POV, rated T for swearing and smoking, a short story analyzing their personalities and relationships with each other]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/8/2014 - Kenny M., Craig T. - Complete
400 Lux by madzcool reviews
Kenny understands who he is. He's the boy with the shaggy blonde hair and the dozens of scars and bad memories stuck to him like tar. He's a bad influence, bad news, he's a McCormick. He understands this. What he doesn't understand, is the apathetic boy in the old off-red hoodie. [South Park, Crenny, Rated M for sex references, swearing, and drug use]
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,293 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Kenny M., Craig T.
The Things I Learned In The Principal's Office by idkgba27 reviews
All Butters wants is to be taken seriously and he figures that if he learns to be 'bad' then no one will mess with him anymore and who better to have as a teacher in that subject then Mr. Craig Tucker himself? The answer? No one. Craig/Butters Crutters
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,788 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/19/2014 - Butters S., Craig T. - Complete
If Only I Knew by SpaceCadette69 reviews
Falling hard for Mysterion was easy. Being in love with the person behind the mask was what was impossible for Craig Tucker. Kenny, however, is bound and determined to prove the task to be not as impossible as Craig once thought.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,931 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 2/17/2014 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Craig T., Kenny M., Mysterion
Warm by Lemon Cream reviews
In the late December chill, they kept each other warm. (Crenny, oneshot, gift for Dylan SP Secret Santa 2013)
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,932 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2014 - [Craig T., Kenny M.] - Complete
The Fall by Empress and Protector reviews
While fighting for the lighting bolt Luke tries to distract Percy but it doesn't end how either of them expected. SLASH Lukercy
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/2/2013 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Luke C., Percy J.
A Rush of Blood To The Head by Lokifan reviews
They're grown-ups now with responsible Ministry jobs; but playing Quidditch against each other, Ron and Draco revert to hormonal teenage rage. Warnings - bit of embarrassment; filthy talk; power struggle.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,451 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/28/2013 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Pretty Lights by Lacanthrope reviews
Got to watch out for those drifting space clouds of existential angst. That stuff will mess you up.
Starfighter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,891 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/25/2013 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Abel, Cain - Complete
Our Little Nightmare by Monster-Tamer reviews
After the defeat of Arachnophobia, Justin is taken away, and finds himself in a rather empty, ruined mansion. Curious as to why he was kidnapped and brought here, he begins to look around. He just doesn't realize that he'll find something that brings him into a life that's outside his own, outside his religion, his faith, and turns him to face everything he's known. M for stuffs...
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,233 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Giriko, Justin Law
Jersey Thing by BattyCore reviews
Remember when I said I wanted Jersey!Kyle/Craig to be a thing
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2013 - [Craig T., Kyle B.] - Complete
The World in Black and White by Kyrial Halcoryn reviews
aka Why Hollow/Quincy/Shinigami Flatshares Are a Bad Idea. Mostly filler-free! Now with 100% fewer moths! Beta'd by Love Psycho. #45: A Brief Interlude, a.k.a. I ATEN'T DEAD.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 134,573 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 790 - Follows: 851 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Uryuu I., Ichigo K.
Unfortunate Consequences by BregoMellonNin reviews
Snape has had enough of Harry and Draco bickering constantly and decides to force them to take a Friendship Potion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,892 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Burning Platinum by RussianWolf7 reviews
Draco wears his hair down instead of gelling it back, and Harry can't focus. Fluffy Drarry one-shot!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,076 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
Found and Outted by Captain Harley Quinn reviews
When taken to the backwaters of Northern Carolina on an unspecified case, Team Gibbs gets a little shock when two members burst into a room.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,537 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tim M. - Complete
You Read All These Books and None of Them Are Romances by Ixi-Nox reviews
We tolerate the things that we can't change, but no one knows when these things might change themselves. Pointless sort-of-fluff because I get in these moods sometimes.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Craig T., Kenny M.
End of Your Career by Witchy Willow 2.0 reviews
Some temptations are worth gambling everything on.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,045 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/19/2012 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Chicken Thursdays by Unlucky-charm reviews
On Thursdays, he had him all to himself, at least just for a while. He might never have the oppurtunity or the pride, but one day, he will show him much more than he has seen...with the help of Tweek of course. It's the second time I'm posting this because it had been removed from the site. Rated M for later chapters.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 59,491 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Craig T., Kyle B.
The Unpublished Memoirs of Roy Mustang by nomdeplume1313 reviews
The final battle marked the beginning of a new chapter for a man aspiring to become fuhrer. Spoilers for the manga, and fair warning this includes het and canon pairings, though will have eventual Roy/Ed.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,641 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Roy M.
Broken Coffee Cups by The Truth's Lie reviews
In fairy tales, the princess is always rescued from the evil witch by a handsome prince. But with a prostitute for a princess, a fat ass pimp for a witch and a cynical asshole for a prince, will Tweek still get his happy ending? Prostitute!Tweek-Craig.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,970 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Archangel by me malum reviews
"He reminds me of the old legends, when angels were creatures of war rather than creatures of mercy."
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,530 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Infractus Animus by Goldenheart11 reviews
He thinks he can save her. She thinks there is nothing worth saving anymore./Cryle with extremely minor Stendy, Clyle, Candy, and Bunny/Gender Bender/Warning: Self-Harm, Swearing, Alcohol Usage, and Abortion
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,023 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Craig T., Kyle B. - Complete
A Cellist and His Instrument by ArsenicAngel reviews
"Have you ever watched yourself play that ruddy thing, Neville? Merlin, if I could trade places with it for one of your performances, I would."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Neville L., Draco M. - Complete
Unpredictable by taranoire reviews
In the middle of a fight, things take an uncontrolled turn. Roy/Ed smut.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,659 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Go Buckeyes! by shadowdweller25 reviews
Tim had no idea that putting on the jersey would get that kind of reaction. McNozzo. Slash
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,036 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Tim M., Tony D. - Complete
A Thousand Kisses Deep by SacrificedAlice reviews
"It had been exactly a year ago today. Ichigo opened a third can of Sapporo." IchiIshi oneshot as part of my own personal writing challenge. Based on the Leonard Cohen song of the same name. T for sexual references and language.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Ichigo K., Uryuu I.
Burr by feryvancy reviews
I have no goals, no focus, no plans, no wants. Nothing to really make me human. So what does that make me? It makes me a liar- Rated M as of Chapter 15.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 80,071 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Stolen by After The Fire reviews
You saw me before I saw you. You had this look in your eyes, like you wanted something from me. Like you had wanted it for a long time. You drew me towards you, and you stole me away.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,096 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I.
For Daws To Peck At by Bialy reviews
Most kids in his class hate Drama, and Kenny's no different. Shame his life is so God damn full of it. Crenny and Candy interlinked with a production of Othello. Ongoing.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 50,856 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Kenny M., Craig T.
The Dark Side of Amestris by silvers-edge reviews
Roy always knew there were things that only the Führer could know. And on the night of his Coronation, he learns how true this fact is, along with the reason that Edward has never been declared a missing person, despite being missing for over three year.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,787 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Blindfold by Homicide-Inside reviews
Craig hates Tweek, bullies him everyday and can't wait to have him gone for good. But even the hardest of hearts have a soft side for everybody. When will Craig find his for the Spaz? He wouldn’t know, and he wouldn’t care. CrEek. In-Progress. Rated T.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 89,077 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Passive by Secret Keeper Thirteen reviews
One Uryu Ishida contemplates his lot as he mock-fights with his friend/enemy/crush Ichigo Kurosaki.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Uryuu I., Ichigo K. - Complete
Clothing Calamities by Crazy4Moony reviews
Draco never expected taking a relationship to the next level could bring so much trouble. Who expects wearing each other's clothes to be an obstacle anyway? He still can't find it in himself to object to Ron's wishes when he uses that gruff voice of his.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,860 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
not really gone by Bigdreamsandsharpfangs reviews
The moon wasn't really there, it was gone, buried under the slab of polished stone. He had believed the no one could beat the ghost boy. His ghost boy. His everything. "I never realized how much they look alike."
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Danny F., Dash B. - Complete
Canopus by kiiroi yumetobu reviews
Sitting next to him like this, with the faint weight of the archer's arm against his own and only their shy awkwardness between them, Ichigo wonders what it could possibly be that made 'them' happen… Ichiuri, oneshot, some smut.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,426 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Ichigo K., Uryuu I. - Complete
Every Time by Lalita Romane reviews
Every time Rex's memory lapses, he forgets me. Every time, the same question is asked. Every time, i make a decision. SeX
Generator Rex - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,807 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Agent Six, Rex S. - Complete
Meant for Me by phantompoptart reviews
"Percy..." He has a way with words. Not piecing them together, so much. Luke is no poet. Slash! Don't like, don't read. Luke/Percy. Movie-verse, because Luke is NOT a creeper.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Luke C., Percy J. - Complete
xSecond Chancex by xichxliebexdichx reviews
Craig tormented Tweek for years. But junior year, something is different: He isn't nearly as content in torturing the Spazmoid as he used to be. He starts feeling things other than annoyance in his presence... Will he get, or even deserve a second chance?
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 118,376 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Broom Closets are So Wrong by Codiak reviews
Danny and Dash accidentally get locked in a broom closet together. NOT A SLASH. But things can certainly get awkward.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,199 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Danny F., Dash B. - Complete
Still of the Night by DarkRiverTempest reviews
Hermione wants Draco to know that she loves every part of him. HP/HG/DM threesome!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Bros Before Hoes by xXCarlaLouiseXx reviews
Ever heared of the expression "Three's a crowd"? Well apparently Tweek hadn't. Crenneek! CraigxKennyxTweek
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,938 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Craig T., Kenny M.
Eternal Craigshine of a Tweekless Mind by d r a m a t i s . e c h o reviews
Hurt and angry the Tweek erased him, Craig retaliates by undergoing the SAME procedure, in order to forget Tweek. But as he begins to loose each precious memory that he and Tweek had with one another… Craig immediately regrets his decision…
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 40,143 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Always There by xXCarlaLouiseXx reviews
An old friend returns from the dead to help Craig find happiness, but will he be able to let go of his past in order to save his future? Multiple Craig pairings and ChristophexTweek. Eventually Crenny.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,433 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Craig T., Kenny M. - Complete
So Red And Black by d r a m a t i s . e c h o reviews
A fanfic focusing on the deliciously smexy pairing of Cryle. When Kyle and Craig start seeing one another, their best friends aren't happy. Will Craig and Kyle's relationship endure through the unfair hardships forced upon them by Tweek and Stan?
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 76,986 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Craig T., Kyle B. - Complete
Lessons in life and love by LongliveA.Monk reviews
Based off the manga/Brotherhood series. Fuery teaches Havoc to live again after he is paralyzed, and Havoc teaches Fuery to believe in himself. Rated M just for the first chapter.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,791 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Jean H., Kain F. - Complete
Razor's Edge by colorguard28 reviews
Two teammates come together after Ziva stays in Israel. Now they must survive her return, their own demons and well-intentioned meddling by teammates. First in the Breathe universe. Voted 2010 NCIS Award winner for best Tony/McGee. NOT explicit.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 52 - Words: 121,002 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Tim M., Tony D. - Complete
The Adventures of Taco Man and the Robo Inferno by damn expensive eggs reviews
In a galaxy far, far away... one boy, Clyde, that's me, will have an unforgettable encounter with another boy, that's Kevin, and embark on a journey of epic proportions. ... Whatever that means. Kevin/Clyde. update for 2013: never writing an epilogue, sorry!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,188 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Clyde D., Kevin S. - Complete
Twinky Fun by NightingaleLost reviews
Just a random thing I did for laughs. Think Kenny, Craig, Tweek, and the idea of porn. You know you're interested. XD
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,652 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Secrets by Aki13th reviews
UlquiorraxUryuu one-shot. Shounen ai/yaoi, rated T. Don't like, don't read.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Ulquiorra, Uryuu I. - Complete
Ron Weasley is a Kinky Slut by dracosoftie reviews
Harry and Draco decide to indulge in some exhibitionism to teach Ron, Seamus and Dean a lesson after Draco gets tired of them teasing Harry. This is H/D with a side of solo!Ron. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,741 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 36 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Complete
Being Draco Malfoy by IceQueenRia reviews
Sequel to 'Being This Boy'. The blonde Slytherin had thought it was tough being in Ron Weasley's body but now in his 6th year he's about to learn just how hard it really is to be Draco Malfoy. Harry/Draco Hermione/Snape Ron/Theo
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,887 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 1/11/2010 - [Draco M., Harry P.] [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Being This Boy by IceQueenRia reviews
A student adds something to Draco and Rons potions causing the two to switch bodies. Forced to pose as Harry Potter's best friend, Draco finds his feelings of hatred begin to change into something else. Harry/Draco a bit of Harry/Ron
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,173 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - [Draco M., Harry P.] Ron W. - Complete
Off The Wall by ketamine.methanol reviews
Kenny catches his husband with his best friend. Kenny/Craig/Kyle. Rated MA for sexuality, slash, language. Lemon
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Spooning Leads to Forking by DragonSapphire reviews
Stan and Craig play a series of games. Stan/Craig
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,659 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/22/2009 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Craig T., Stan M. - Complete
Life and Death by Erratta reviews
Dash and Phantom get to talking after meeting at a funeral. A revelation fic, with a twist.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,029 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 55 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Dash B., Danny F.
Lay All Your Love on Me by Neross-qod reviews
Jealousy affects the best of us. Even those of us who are half ghost. A Dash/Danny one-shot not Cannon slash.
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,829 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Danny F., Dash B. - Complete
Garden by sleep learning reviews
Ichigo found it much easier to scream and fight with Ikkaku, rather than debate the values of beauty with that haughty and narcissistic man
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Ichigo K., Yumichika A. - Complete
A Neapolitan Love Story by the Zoshi reviews
Sometimes, you can't decide on just one flavor. Chocolate? Vanilla? Strawberry? ...how about all three at once? CrackTP Neapolitan Slash Pairing: CKK updated 03 06 09
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,789 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/6/2009 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Craig T., Kyle B.
Aftermath by Demented Inu reviews
Harry's secrets, Ron's instability, and Draco's hunger for clarity. Includes Harry/Draco, Harry/Ron, and Ron/Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,627 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
I Came A Long Way To See You by SekritOMG reviews
A rough couple of weeks in the competitive South Park antiques market. For Foodstamp's contest. Stan/Kyle. Craig/Tweek.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 26,162 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
His Name Was by TaintedMoonlight reviews
Death. The kid. Death the kid. Who was he? Was he just 'little death? Was he just death, the kid? Death the kid. That was his name. Until he met Liz and Patty.
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Death The Kid, Elizabeth T./Liz - Complete
Day of Paranormal Silence by XiaoDui reviews
Danny decides to support some gay rights . . . little did he know that it would be the best choice he'd ever make, second only to the whole Phantom thing.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,364 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Danny F., Dash B.
As the Ruins Fall by Skydark reviews
Ten years later and nothing is getting resolved. Someone has to push the envelope. RoyEd.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,666 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/28/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Hide by Skydark reviews
I don't know what you're looking for," she said and turned away to take up some odd task associated with running a diner, "but for the life of me, I don't think you should find it."
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,677 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Envy, Edward E. - Complete
Spoil Me by WiseHeart reviews
Both Ron and Draco are in love with Harry, they are both with him...but they also love each other...what will happen?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,510 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
The House I Grew Up In by Lance Ruhiru reviews
... never felt like home. CraigKenny
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Kenny M., Craig T. - Complete
Bendable as a Ruler by Lance Ruhiru reviews
Hey, grandmothers are hella shifty, man. A conversation that may as well be onesided. CraigStan
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 66 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Stan M., Craig T. - Complete
Confidence by Xin Wu reviews
“What did I tell ya girl? You owe me twenty bucks and dinner at the Nasty Burger!” SLASH DashDanny Fluff
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,867 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Dash B., Danny F. - Complete
Give and Take by jacob reviews
Because Dash isn't entirely comfortable with having a boyfriend, and because while Sex pollen trancends fandom boundaries, the after effects aren't frequently explored [Slash]
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Danny F., Dash B. - Complete
Reality by redex reviews
IchiIshi. Boys will be Boys in dreams.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Ichigo K., Uryuu I. - Complete
Danny Phantom: I'm the Hero by Catadmin reviews
They say appearances can be deceiving. What they don't say is sometimes appearances are all a person has...
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,361 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Danny F., Dash B. - Complete
Invisible by Crown of Venus reviews
Oneshot. DashxDanny. Danny expresses his feelings about Dash through a song of his own. Things turn out differently than what Danny had expected. Rated T for slight language. Based off the song Invisible by Jaded Era, covered by Ashlee Simpson.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,075 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/13/2006 - Dash B., Danny F. - Complete
The Boy who Loved Tweek Tweak by Faery Goddyss reviews
Journals, Tweek, Kenny, stalkers and toliet stalls. Just catching the attention of the one who needs it most. Slash. COMPLETE.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,433 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/19/2006 - Published: 8/14/2005 - Kenny M., Tweek T. - Complete
Peeping Craig by TDtheMagicMan reviews
Summary: Tweek and Kenny get caught in the middle of some wet, naked fun. Written for my dear friend, Riss. Twitch's return to FFn.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Tweek T., Kenny M. - Complete
Writer's Hazard by me-ladie reviews
The life of a writer is a hard one, especially for someone like Tweek. Tweek slash, written for Twitch for Christmas. Merry Christmas Twitch!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,598 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/20/2005 - Tweek T., Kyle B. - Complete
Part of Me by Dolphin Dances reviews
Robin does the unthinkable and pushes the brink of insanity. Can his friends bring him back? Song from Linkin Park. One-Shot.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/11/2005 - Robin - Complete
I'll Make A Man Out Of You by kori hime reviews
Song fic of the song 'I'll Make A Man Out Of You' from Mulan. Military type fic. RoyEd sneaked it's way into the fic.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/10/2005 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
The Happenings of a Year or Two by Vanilla Topping reviews
[Oneshot. RoyEd] A few times I caught myself standing in front of his closed bedroom door wondering whether I should just go in...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,445 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/20/2005 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Tempus Fugit by hobbit-guy reviews
Albus Dumbledore is the greatest wizard of the age. For the last one hundred thirty years, he has been a beacon against the forces of Darkness. But where did he come from? Where did this great power come from? And how does he know everything Harry, Hermio
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,238 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/20/2003 - Published: 3/25/2003 - Albus D., Ron W.
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Not So Naïve Anymore reviews
Everyone knows Kenny's a whore. What they don't know is that Butters is his pimp. M for the fact that the entire story basically revolves around prostitution. Butters' POV.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,302 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Butters S., Kenny M.
Just a Thing
If you asked him why he was asking the other boy out, he would probably just use the same excuse of an answer he gave at the time. (Craig/Butters) Because crack is a beautiful thing.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Craig T., Butters S. - Complete
A06
How to write a story based around a 54 second instrumental clip. Blurb. A.06 by Linkin Park.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Uryuu I., Ichigo K. - Complete
Last to Know reviews
This is not Creek. This is relationship and friendship breakup angst. Tweek loses a boyfriend and a best friend, and comes out on top. "Last to Know" by Three Days Grace, Tweek-I/Craig-you/Kenny-she
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete