kittehninja
hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 11-13-10, id: 2615060, Profile Updated: 08-19-11
Author has written 4 stories for Trinity Blood, The Santa Clause, and Maximum Ride.

Um what can I say...(give me a minute...)

I'm constantly thinking up random stories though I never write them down. =3

I like all sorts of animes, and violent video games(mainly because its a great way to release some agression at least for me it is.)

My favorite types of books/stories are humar, action, sci-fi, adventure, and fantasy I'm not a big fan of romance though. I am willing to read or see anything that has to do with werewolves but not a big fan of Twilight or vampires.

One thing my friends tell me sometimes is that my innocence scares them(honestly I don't get half of the jokes they tell...and I don't think I want to.)

I have been called an 'angry little spainard' by my friend on more than one occation

Fave Quotes

The quieter you become the more you hear- unknown

Somewhere, anywhere, nowhere- forget where I heard it from

Tis some kind of some kind of...that is a very big head- Thor from Avengers Earth's Mightest Heroes(he's talking about Modok)

Be like black socks they never get dirty and become stronger the more you wear them- David my friend

Dogs aren't our whole lives but they do make our lives whole- Roger Caras

I have studied many philosiphers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitenly superior- Hippolyte Taine

Who decides what is normal and what is wierd?- Can't find who said it

Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?- Heard it from a variety of things

Gravity's a b*- Kilowatt from the new Green Lantern

Copy and Paste...

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile

If you consider yourself a WRITER rather than just an AUTHOR, put this in your profile. Writers put emotion into their work. Authors do it for the money.

If you ever watched a movie so many times you know all the words to it then copy and paste this to your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

if you have music in your soul, copy and paste this into your profile.

A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile

If you love Fanfiction.net, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile

If you hate child abusing, copy this into your profile:

My name is Sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says it's my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry," I scream But it's now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh, please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Just murdered me.

I'm not random; I just think quicker than you.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

I smile because I have no idea what's going on.

Parents spend the first part of your life teaching us to walk and talk and the rest telling us to shut up and sit down.

-FRIEND FACTS: a friend will plan ways to hurt the guy that hurt you. a best friend will actually do those plans.

a friend will bail you out of jail. a best friend will be sitting next to you saying "HELL YEAH!! LET'S DO THAT AGAIN!!"

a friend will ask bout your romantic live. a best friend can blackmail you with it.

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. a best friend will laugh at you and trip you again

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.

A good friend will let you win at video games. A best friend will kick your ass and cheer.

If you've ever burst into song for no reason Copy and paste this to your profile

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this to your profile.

If there are times where you wanna annoy people, just for the heck of it copy this to your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this onto your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do drugs and alcohol. If you like bagels, copy this into your profile.

93 percent of teenagers would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you are part of the 7 percent that would say "What was your first clue?” copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever walked into a wall, copy this onto your profile.

A wise man said: "We have two legs to walk, two eyes to see, two ears to hear, to arms to hold. Then why do we have one heart? Because we need to find that special person to have the second heart with." If you believe this is true, copy and paste this onto your profile

A preacher once said: "Lets take three worms, put one in a jar of cigarrett smoke, another in a jar of beer, and lastly one in a jar of dirt." *3 weeks later* "Now if you look you will see that the one in smoke is dead, the one in the beer is dead, but the one in the dirt is still with us today; what does this tell you?" *old woman* "That if we smoke and drink we won't get worms?" if you agree copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile!

IF YOU ARE PROUD OF WHO ARE, COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE AND LET THE WORLD KNOW THAT YOU LIKE YOURSELF JUST THE WAY YOU ARE!

If you've ever burst out laughing in a completely silent room, copy and paste into your profile.

If you have ever laughed out loud when you were thinking something funny and people looked at you with a weird face,copy thiis to your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this in your profile

If you have ever choked on air ( or any other substance that you thought impossible to choke on ), copy this in your profile. (Cereal is evil)

Fave Movies/Video Games

Assassin's Creed(All of them just wish they showed more Altiar and I wish he could swim it'd be so much easier to escape your enemies)

Transformers(All of them but was sad when they killed Iron Hide)

Prototype(Very fun to just run around and use your powers...don't like the military always shooting at me when I didn't do anything...high jacking one of their helicopters doesn't count.)

Infamous(Able to choose weather you are a good guy or a bad guy, also love the lightning powers but you can't swim other wise you get shocked)

G.I. Joe Rise of Cobra(wish they'd make a second one...Snake Eyes rules so does Stormshadow.)

Thor(he got tased and hit with a car twice so funny.)

Mortal Kombat: Shaolin Munks(I can kick anyone's butt with Kung Lao)

Green Lantern(he's so funny.)

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

The Unknown by CrazyStorywriter reviews
What if...everything we thought was real was fake and...everything that was fake was,...real but not in this world. Involves infamous m for language.
Crossover - Assassin's Creed & Prototype - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,563 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/10/2013 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Altaïr, Alex M./Zeus
Parasitic by Assassination reviews
The infection is spreading like a disease that won't quit until it has consumed and taken over everything. It's only been a few weeks and not one sane person has stayed in a zone with a HIVE. Well, anyone who was truly sane wouldn't.
Crossover - Assassin's Creed & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,931 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Altaïr, Alex M./Zeus
Total Drama Surviving the Island by Queen Mab the Eccentric reviews
Another season of Total Drama is coming up and I need a cast of 16 of your characters to go up against 8 of my OCs for the prize, a million big ones... maybe a couple interns might be good too of course *grins evilly*
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Chris M.
What's 16 years to you? by Sallyc2 reviews
"16 years is a long time. On the wild side of New York 16 is old. 16 years is too long to never go anywhere. Out of state, out of town, out of a neighborhood, out of a house." There may be some OOCness.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,171 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Ponyboy C., Johnny C.
Tygra's True Belonging by Sia86 reviews
ThunderCats 2011! Tygra's past and how he became the favored son with some twists!
ThunderCats - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,216 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Tygra
A New Brother by butirstar reviews
Yuzu was feeling lonely and one day she went to Urahara shop to buy something. She met Renji and thought he will be the best brother for her. No pairing in this story.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,196 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Yuzu K., Renji A. - Complete
A Story of Meetings, Major Cities, and Kidnappings by AmericanReader reviews
We are normal teenage girls.Well as normal as one can be.Till the personification of England messed up a spell. Now we are sent across the country to a world meeting. let the caos begin...Now. pairings, Cities and OC's
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,301 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 7/23/2011 - America, Russia
Welcome To Manhattan by Siyuki123 reviews
Kadar gets his hands on the Apple and winds up in Manhattan and in ZUES's grasp. yaoi.AlexXKadar.T for blood and language, rating will go up later. WIP, so if you really want more chapters, reviews help that. It's not as lame as this summary is, trust me.
Crossover - Assassin's Creed & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,058 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Kadar
The Time Warp Gone Awry by Queen Mab the Eccentric reviews
HIATUS! The title is self explanatory. Deaging of dear Frank involved. please enjoy! this story takes place the morning of the second day. so no death scene... yet MUAHAHAHAHA!
Rocky Horror - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,469 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Frank N. Furter
The Diary of Alex Mercer by Ryuusei no Mog reviews
A day in the life of Alex mercer. Watch as he tries to *unsuccessfully* blend in with society by doing...well, regular human activities XD First fanfiction ever, please read and review. Rated T just to be safe. Sorry for being bad at summaries.
Prototype - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,600 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 11/8/2010
ThunderKittens by paintupurple reviews
A series of ficlets depicting Lion-o and Tygra's childhoods in Thundera, and the strength of brotherhood. Littered with so much cuteness your heart just might explode.
ThunderCats - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,758 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Lion-O, Tygra
Bah Bah Black Sheep by CyndarDragon reviews
No one expected Altair to get killed, but no one also expected his spirit to linger. Malik and a fellow novice must try to free Altair from Earth, but with all three of their souls getting thrown back and forth from a hellish dimension, sanity is a worry.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,021 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Altaïr, Malik
Gone Forever? (Currently being re-writen) by xKuroShimox reviews
Someone new arrives at the tower and is taking over Starfire's life! Even Robin is starting to ignore her! So, she leaves! But where will she end up, and what dose the new girl have to do with it?
Crossover - Teen Titans & Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,938 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Starfire, Bruce W./Batman
Tempted To Touch by waterrain reviews
To be honest France is curious about America's and Canada's strand of hair that sticks up. He does become tempted at times, but each time he becomes tempted an event occurs and the temptation is gone for good reason.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,281 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/25/2011 - Published: 3/24/2011 - America
Fallen Angel by Marine L. Girard reviews
Quick little blurb on Sibrand's slow discention into madness in the point of view of his lover; a beautiful German noblewoman.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,047 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Complete
And We Thought Our Meetings Were Bad? by Nicole-Dilona reviews
England barely repressed a shudder, "Only a few times and it's been awhile, thank God. Alfred's fiercely protective of the lot; there aren't many nations that have had the displeasure of meeting them." Well Nations, ready to meet the States?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,151 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 7/29/2010 - America
Never A Dull Moment by waterrain reviews
Russia finds America's actions, words, and everything else to be amusing. There is never a dull moment with America. At times Russia would love to hit America over the head with his pipe, but sadly he can't seem to find it or America dodges it completely
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,329 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/9/2010 - America, Russia
A Night in Empire City by DarthGrievi reviews
A comedic continuation of Two Ugly Men. Dana Mercer and Cole MacGrath try to continue their relationship, but run into some speed bumps in Empire City.
Crossover - Prototype & inFAMOUS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,830 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Complete
Two Ugly Men by DarthGrievi reviews
After the events of InFamous, Cole MacGrath hears reports of a disaster in Manhattan, along with rumors of another superpowered individual. Can he survive in the city long enough to unravel the mystery behind Alex Mercer?
Crossover - Prototype & inFAMOUS - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,174 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Complete
Mittens by DarkGidora reviews
An unstoppable virus monster tries to figure out what to get his sister for her birthday. Shoplifitng, helicopter crashes, and an angry Blackwatch general ensue.
Prototype - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,194 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 56 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Alex M./Zeus, Dana M. - Complete
Flirting with RedX by miniloaf94 reviews
Starfire flirts with Red-X to find out his true identity, but will she go too far? Will robin ever have a chance with her? RobXstar Red-X and Star
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,583 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Red-X, Starfire - Complete
Bonded Destiny by Kagome Yuki Niwa reviews
Blea/Inu He was banned from the Soul Society until further notice and placed under the wing of Kagome Higurashi, whom isn't as stable as she thought, Renji learns more than he bargained for. ADOPTED from Shiori Abarai Sohma vote on pairings chap. 1 is her
Crossover - Inuyasha & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,818 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Kagome H., Renji A.
Watching the Chaos by Dr. Agony reviews
A Predator witnesses the September 11 chaos
Aliens/Predator - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/11/2002
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Hunted reviews
Lobo is your average sixteen year old teen aside from his secret but his normal life all changes the day he meets Jeb who takes him to the school for unknown reasons where he meets Azul read on to find out how the two escape from being hunted.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,799 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 4/2/2012
Flaming Light& Shadowy Ice reviews
Abel, Leon, and Tres have been captured but what happens when they are rescued by two teenage girls with wierd powers but aren't vampires and they claim that only the Vatican can help save their race? Not good with summaries...
Trinity Blood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 127,329 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Abel N.
Week of Torture
They thought it'd be easy having one entire week of Mistletoe not causing mischief, but what happens when she finds the loopholes and the tables turn? Will Poin and Bernard be able to survive? This is a continuation of the Poinsettia story.
The Santa Clause - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,475 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Bernard
Poinsettia reviews
It's Christmas and Mistletoe wants her friend Poinsettia to confess her love to Bernard so she comes up with a little game. Will her game work or backfire in her face? Bernard OOC Poin and Mist OCs
The Santa Clause - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,826 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Bernard - Complete