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Joined 11-13-10, id: 2615104, Profile Updated: 09-04-11
Author has written 9 stories for Maximum Ride, Harry Potter, Glee, Doctor Who, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

About Me:

Oh, and, uh, I have a tumblr, iloverumbleroar.tumblr.com and I would love it if you followed me, but as a warning, it's really all just anything Glee (and Dalton) and Starkid related with some Doctor Who and Harry Potter.

Favorite Color: Turquoise

Show: Too many to list (some are Glee, The Big Bang Theory, Bones, Doctor Who ... I could go on and on and on for forever)

Books: Harry Potter, Maximum Ride ... (again, too many to list) and for non-series, anything by John Green, The Bermudez Triangle . . .

Song: Firework by Katy Perry, Human by Darren Criss (May favorite Starkid songs are AVPM: Going back to hogwarts, LWL: Boy Toy, MAMD: Even Though , AVPS: Harry Freakin' Potter, Starship: I Wanna Be & Status Quo & Beauty and I just love them all so much!!! Taz is my favorite character!!! Lessthanthree Lauren!!!)

Artist (music): Katy Perry, The Beatles, Taylor Swift (but i listen to anything on the radio BUT Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga and Ke$ha) Darren Criss, All Caps, Chameleon Circuit

Youtubers: Charlieissocoollike, Nerimon, Vlogbrothers, Italktosnakes, Littleradge and sort of lukeconard.

Favorite 'ships:

Night World-

James & Poppy

Maggie & Delos

Keller & Galen

Jez & Morgead

sigh* fine Circle Daybreaker, Ash & Mare (but ONLY because Mare reminds me of myself sometimes, and she changed Ash from the jerk he was. I still don't like her though)

I DO NOT LIKE PHILxBLAISE STORIES!

Glee-

Jeff/Nick (to of the Warblers, because I LOVE NICK AND RIKER!!!!! 3 6!!!!!)

KLAINE!!!!!!!!! (Kurt & Blaine)

Blam (before Sam transfers) (Sam & Blaine)

Hevans (Kurt & Sam only pre NBK)

Kurt & Jesse (in future fics only)

(I really just 'ship Kurt & someone who will make him happy)

Wes & David (Blaine's friends from Dalton)

(In CP Coulter's Dalton I 'ship Klaine (obviously) and Rane!!!! RANE NEEDS TO BE OFFICIAL!!!!!! JOGAN/Light/Juligan (LOVE IT!!!! ONE OF MY FAVORITE SHIPS! Ever.), Dwilaura (and me with Dwight) (Dalton is a great story, read it))

Santana & Brittany

Finchel (I don't really like them, but I 'ship them)

Quinn & Puck

Rachel & Puck

(there are many more, I 'ship practically anyone!)

Harry Potter-

DRACO/HARRY IS MY HARRY POTTER OTP

Draco/Hermione

Draco/Luna (Sorry, I love Starkid!)

Quirreldomort!!!!! (Quirrell/Voldemort-sorry, it's Starkid again, but its great!)

Hermione/Ron

Harry/Ginny (sometimes)

Doctor Who-

JANTO (IANTO JONES IS NOT DEAD. Technically a Torchwood ship, but oh well. It's Jack and Ianto.)

10/ROSE

9/Rose

(Doctor/Jack is my guilty pleasure. As is 11/Rory)

Rory/Amy

11/River

Jack/Alonso

Jack/EVERYONE

Rory/Happiness (I believe he is too good for Amy, and should be with anyone who makes him happy. However, it is Amy.)

Martha/Mickey (she deserves someone, and he needs to stay away from Rose.)

PYTHAGORUS IS JUPITER!!!!!!!!!

Fibonacci Bunnies!!!!! :D

Guido Pegasuses!!!!!!!!! (BLACKJACK IS NOT GUIDO!!)

Friends are like wedgies, it feels good when you pick out a good one.

Opinions are like butts. Everyone has one, and sometimes they stink.

Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth :D

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you think High School Musical is not a real musical, copy this into your profile.

If you have met your non-blood related twin in personality or resemblance, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever forgotten your name while introdoucing yourself, paste this in your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy this and paste it into your own profile

If you copy and paste so many of the "copy and paste" things that you have duplicates (if not, than more than 2 of each) copy and paste this on your profile

Night World Oath (I hate the fact that I have this. I means Circle Daybreaker (a friend of mine) has succeded in her plan. :( That makes me sad)

When I see a girl with Cancer,

I will remember Poppy North.

When I see James Dean,

I will think of James Rasmussen.

When I look up at the stars,

I will see Mary-Lynnette Carter.

When I see a lazy cat,

I will Remeber Ash Redfern.

When I see sibiling rivalry,

I will see Blaise and Thea Harmen.

When I see an animal,

I will think of Eric Ross.

When I see snow,

I will remember Gillain Harmen.

When I think of Heaven,

I will remember Gary(Angel).

When I see something burn black,

I will think of David Blackburn

When I see an orphan,

I will think of Rashel Jordan.

When I see and cold hearted man,

I will remember John Quinn.

When I Get deja vu,

I will think of Hannah Snow.

When I see sadness in someones eyes,

I will remember Thierry Descouedres.

When I see fire,

I will see Jezbel Redfern.

When I see someone being cocky,

I will think of Morgead Blackthorn.

When I someone who's determined,

I will remember Maggie Neeley.

When I see royalty,

I will think of Delos Redfern.

When I see a black cat,

I will see Raksha Keller.

When I see a golden Lepard,

I will see Galen Drache

If you are obsessed with FF copy & paste this into your profile

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus and/ or train, copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile

93 of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. Copy and paste this into your profile if you would be one of the 7 saying "What was your first clue?"

This or That (normal style):

1. Fruit or vegetable?

Fruits

2. Lights on or lights off?

off

3. Chocolate or Vanilla?

chocolate!

4. TV or Movie?

TV

5. Car or Truck?

Car

6. Rock or Rap?

Rock

7. Cookies or Muffins?

COOKIES!

8. French toast or French fries?

French fries

9. Winter Break or Spring Break?

Winter break

10. Ipod or MP3?

Ipods

11. Computer or television?

Computer

12. Snickers or Twix?

Niether, i'm a plain chocolate person, so HERSHE'S CHOCOLATE!

13. Coke or Pepsi?

Neither, iced tea

14. Comedy or Drama?

Comedy, they're never boring

15. Jack Sparrow or Will Turner?

Jack Sparrow, WHO CAN PASS UP JOHHNY DEPP?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

16. Emo or Goth?

Neither, but if i REALLY had to chose, emo, 'cause Fang probably is, and who DOESN'T love Fang?!?!?!?!

17. Summer or Winter?

Winter, at least there's snow

18. Call or Text?

Text

19. Chocolate milk or Hot Chocolate?

Hot chocolate, you can add toppings

20. Christmas or Haloween?

Christmas, I don't really like candy

Q-What is your favorite color?

A- Turquoise

Q-Would you rather kill Luke or push Rachel Elizabeth Dare off a cliff?

A- Luke's already dead, so push Rachel off a cliff.

Q-If you could be in any cabin at Camp Half-Blood which one would it be?

A- Athena

Q-If you could have any superpower what would it be?

A- I would be Telekinetic!!!!!

Q-Favorite Percy Jackson quote?

A- uh, "I made an air bubble at the bottom of the lake. Our friends kept waiting for us to come up, but hey - when you're the son of Poseidon, you don't have to hurry."

Q-Favorite Christmas song?

A- Baby, It's Cold Outside (THE GLEE VERSION IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Q-Favorite song?

A- Firework by Katy Perry

Q-If you could date any Percy Jackson character who would it be?

A- Percy. There aren't many other guys in PJ

Q-Who would you fit to play in any Percy Jackson movie?

A- random mortal or background camper

Q-Favorite books?

A- Too many to list- ex: Harry Potter, Maximum Ride, Percy Jackson . . .

Q-Night or Day?

A Night

Q- If you could be king or queen of the world for 30 seconds what would you do?

A- Make playing music of/thinking/fantasizing or anything Justin Beiber, Ke$ha, or Lady Gaga related illegal, with a death sentence. :)

Q- What's your personality like?

A- Smart, funny, nice? Idk, ask my friends

Q- What was the last thing you thought?

A- I want to read more

Q- Say George Bush. What is the first thing that comes to your mind?

A- STUPID, STUPID, STUPID

Q- Who is the most special person to you?

A- Idk, there are so many

Q- Scariest moment of your life?

A- The Jack the Riper part of the London Dungeon. (I actually couldn't write that, so I typed letters, and deleted the ones I didn't need)-Not much scary things happen to me

Q- One word that would best describe you?

A- Lovable? IDK ask my family

Q- What is your favorite month?

A- August

Q- What does your user name mean?

A- my nickname, last initial, and b-day

Q- Have you ever been in a fight?

A- Not really

Q- Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

A- I don't know

Q- Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

A- I don't know

Q- Biggest fear?

A- Spiders

YOUR GUY SIDE:

~You love hoodies.
~You love jeans.
~Dogs are better than cats.
~It's hilarious when people get hurt.
~You've played with/against boys on a team.
~
Shopping is torture.
~Sad movies suck.
You own/ed a xbox 360.
~Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
~You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
~You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
~You watch sports on TV.
~Gory movies are cool.
~You go to your dad for advice.(about some stuff)
~You own like a trillion baseball caps.
~You like going to high school football games.
~You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
~Baggy pants are cool to wear.
~It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
~Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.

~You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
~
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth
~Sleep with your socks on

TOTAL: 9

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

~You wear lip gloss/chapstick
~You love to shop.(for certain things like books)
~You wear eyeliner.

~You wear the color pink
~Go to your mom for advice.
~You consider cheerleading a sport
~You hate wearing the color black.

~You like hanging out at the mall. (FOOD COURT! Or Designer Clothes stores.)
~You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
~You like wearing jewelry
~Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe

~Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
~You don't like the movie Star Wars.
~You were in gymnastics/dance

~It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. (i take long showers)
~You smile a lot more than you should.
~You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. (not that fit)
~You care about what you look like.
~You like wearing dresses when you can.
~You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
~You love the movies.
~Used to play with dolls as little kid.
~Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

TOTAL: 13 Well good cause I'm a girl...

:)This Is Bob. Copy And Paste Him So He Can Take Over The Internet.

If you have ever talked to, argued with, or yelled at an inanimate object, copy this to your profile (mainly books & tv, when i don't agree with whats in them/what happened-my sister yells at me for it)

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you said it, copy this into your profile

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table then put this on your profile.

If your profile is really long, copy and paste this into your profile to make it even longer!

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile

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If you've ever wished upon a star, copy this into your profile.

If it makes you really mad when someone says being gay is gross, then copy and paste this into your profile

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If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

When I'm not at Pigfarts, I'm living happily in Nerdfighteria

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you're random, and proud of it, post this onto your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, down the stairs, or just on plain FLAT SURFACES... Copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are totally confused right now copy this onto your profile.

If you are addicted to copy and pastes, copy and paste this into your profile

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Cool huh ?? If yuo can raed tihs tehn put it on yuor porifle !!

If you secretly (or not so secretly) think that the names like Albus Severus and Scorpius Hyperion should NOT under any circumstances be forced upon innocent children as legal names, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe in magic, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a HP fan and know what PS (SS), CoS, PoA, GoF, OoTP, HBP, and DH mean, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think/believe in werewolf rights copy and paste this onto your profile. WOOT! GO REMUS!

I AM IN SIRIUS DENIAL! SIRIUS IS NOT DEAD! AND I WILL NOT LET YOU SAY OTHERWISE! If you too are in Sirius denial then copy and paste this into your profile. Because Denial is not just a river in Egypt! J.K. ROWLING KILLED HIM, I KNOW ... BUT HIS LEGACY LIVES ON IN ALL THE MARAUDER FICS ON THIS SITE!

If you're in denial over Tonks and Lupin’s deaths, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are sad because there will be no more Harry Potter books , copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy and paste this into you profile.

If you are highly perturbed by the pairing Hermione/Snape... Copy and paste this into your profile.

I SUPPORT S.P.E.W! HOUSE ELVES DESERVE RIGHTS! THEY ARE LIVING BREATHING... THINGS, TOO! Dobby, Winky and Kreacher deserve freedom! Copy and paste this into your profile if you support S.P.E.W, too!

If you think J. K. Rowling should write a series for the Marauders, copy and paste this

Sarcasm: It's not just a hobby, its a way of life(and a second language!)

teehee

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225CherryBlossoms016, SakuraUchiha14,Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan, Moonlight Music Mistress, Kannika, Midnight's Maiden62 CircleDaybreaker, Sydg813

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile

If you constantly talk to yourself, copy and paste to your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this to your profile.

If you get excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste

If you have ever talked back to the tv, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you’re crazy and you know it, clap your hands!! Then paste this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile I HATE WEN THAT HAPPENS!! lol

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes...copy/paste this into profile.

If you've ever tried putting your hair behind your ears, and ended up poking yourself in the eye...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings?
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed withTwilight Night World and Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, flyaway111, MyIllicitLover, Shadowed White Rosebud, Ana3498, NightGirl25, CircleDaybreaker, Sydg813

FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kick his ass

FRIENDS: bail you outta jail

BEST FRIENDS: sit next to you singing the jail song

FRIENDS: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house

BEST FRIENDS: best friends are the ones getting fined by the police with you

FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline

BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you

FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover

BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders

FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them

BEST FRIENDS: kick your ass and all's forgiven

FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine

FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick

BEST FRIENDS: are why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone

FRIENDS: dare you to scream into the street

BEST FRIENDS: dare you to go streaking

FRIENDS: call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!"

BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you

FREINDS: Will ignore this

BESTFRIENDS:Will repost this crap

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

Friends: Bring you a tissue to dry your tears.

Best Friends: Have a shovel ready to bury the asshole who did this to you.

FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink

BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food

FREINDS:Call your parents Mr. Mrs and grandma and grandpa

BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPA

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DAMN we screwed up

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry

BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore

FRIENDS: helps you up when you fall

BESTFRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

FRIENDS: gives you their umbrella in the rain

BESTFRIENDS: takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"

FRIENDS: wipes your tears when your rejected

BESTFRIENDS: goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

FRIENDS: will bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number

BESTFRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later

BESTFRIENDS:Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

FREINDS:Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing

BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BESTFRIENDS:Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell

BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)

BESTFRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS:Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough

BESTFRIENDS:Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we dont waste

Your a book-aholic if...

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.

Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.

You write fanfictions about the book.

You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else in the entire world) to read it.

Everything reminds you of the book.

You quote random lines all the time.

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. (like, um, magic powers, or taking a Fangish vow of silence, or trying to break Nudge's talking record)

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class

You've read a book more than five times.

You've read a book with 400+ pages in less than two days.

You've planned and prepared a seige on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like.

You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional (e.g. Too bad Caine is fictional)

You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional.(Who wouldn't??)

You've found yourself trying to impersonate a character.

Your idol is a character from a book.

(\ _ /)
(O.o )

This is Bunny.
Copy Bunny into your profile to help him on his way to world domination!

I'm a NERD and I'm proud!!!!

If at least 90% of the time you're on FanFiction you should either be sleeping or doing homework

WARNING!! This next bit is seriously random.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous.

Join the dark side. We have cookies!

I'm not always a dork- sometimes I'm asleep

I'm not insensitive, I just don't care

Oops! I appear to have fallen on your lips

The only reason I'm here is because heaven wouldn't have me and hell was afraid I'd take over.

A good girl is just a bad girl who's never gotten caught.

Who doesn't love comebacks that make the other person sound stupid?

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

Very few personal problems can't be solved through suitable application of high explosives.

Taste the rainbow - Eat CRAYONS!

There are three types of people: those who can count, and those who can't.

History lesson: the dinosaurs didn't go extinct, Barney came and they all committed suicide.

I ran with scissors - and lived!

Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun!

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself: where the heck is my ceiling?

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself: I'm too old for glow in the dark stickers

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

I'm not a complete idiot - some parts are missing.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face.

I see regular people! Run for your lives!

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

A secret admirier is only a stalker with stationary.

If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!

If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete.

You say physco like it's a bad thing...


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DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION - RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

Stop the Pairing Wars!

By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people that like them.

You shalt not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else.

You shalt have your opinions but shalt not insult pairings.You shalt avoid them if you hate them.

You shalt keep an open mind about stories even if you despise the pairing.

You shalt paste this in your profile.


DEATH OF AN OLD AND TRUE FRIEND:
I got this from flyaway111 who got it from St. Fang of Boredom who got it from Randomitis Sufferer, who got it from BellaRide28. This is so true:
One of my best friends died recently; I'm really upset. He was such a great guy and I miss him. Maybe you knew of him. Most people did. I hope it wasn't you who contributed to his death, otherwise I shall dispatch a vicious band of lions to disembowel you. Okay, I don't have a troupe of lions at my disposal, but I can find one, trust me. My friend was a paragon of amazing. His name was Common Sense. I am sorry to inform you of his demise. Mourn with me.
Dearly beloved…we gather here to say our goodbyes. Here he lies…
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).
His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place:
Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate and teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job they failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.
It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Panadol, sun lotion or a sticky plaster to a student; but, could not inform the parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar can sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by three stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else is to Blame, and I'm A Victim.
Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.
Rest In Peace, my old friend.


The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism.


What have you pulled?

If you have pulled a Max: You have made a snap decision and decided to do it without thinking it through first.

If you have pulled a Fang: You have sneaked up behind someone without them noticing, making it seem like you came out of nowhere.

If you have pulled an Iggy: You have run into an inanimate object without realizing it was there. This could include, poles, wall, doors, tables, etc.

If you have pulled a Nudge: You have talked about something nonstop for the past five minutes, not allowing anyone else to speak. This is also known as rambling.

If you have pulled a Gazzy: You have farted in a big group of people really loudly, and everyone could hear it and smell it.

If you have pulled an Angel: You have invaded someone else’s personal space, without any consideration for that person. You can also pull an Angel by gaining a whole lot of useless powers that you don't really need...but I highly recommend the first one.

If you have ever pulled any of these things stick this on your profile and write which ones you have pulled.

I have thusly pulled a: Max with basically EVERY decision that I make, i dont like thinking things through; a Fang when I walk upto people in the halls, or up to my mom; an Iggy ALL THE TIME! i space out a lot!, an Angel, ALL THE TIME! i go up to people and when their not looking i go up to their face and then im about 2 inches away from them. it bugs my mom! and a Nudge EVERY DAY OF MY LIFE! i tend to go into details when telling stories! :)


You Know You're Obsessed With Maximum Ride When...

1.You're friends think you're crazy for being obsessed with six flying kids and their talking dog.
2. You see someone in a white lab coat then run off screaming. (not really... but i'll run from my dentist!)
3. You've called one of your siblings/friends/family members Max, Fang, Iggy, Nudge, Gazzy, or Angel. (i called my dog Fang.)
4. You refuse to talk to anyone who's named Ari. (he's actually kinda cool... but he's not my fave.)
5. You claim you have wings.
6. You drool when you hear the word 'Fang'. (i'm doing it right now...)
7. You daydream about meeting the flock.
8. You've reread Maximum Ride about 3 times or more. (try 287594939362359 times! Approximately...)
9. You look for the flock's theme songs and get excited when you find one that fits perfect.
10. You study about birds.
11. You hate science class/refuse to dissect any type of animal. (too late!)
12. You have a crush on Iggy or Fang or both.
13. You read Fang's blog daily. Even though you know it's JP talking. (nothing you can prove!)
14. You're waiting for your 'Nick Ride'. (mmmmmmm... Eric is seriously hot... did i say that out loud!)
15. You are counting down the days for the next book. (Which is coming out February of 2011!)
16. You will go to the first opening for the movie, even if it's at midnight.
17. You look in the mirror cautiously to make sure your reflection is not an Eraser.
18. You hate dog crates.
19. You think scientists are evil. (not all of them!)
20. You argue with people if Max is a girl's name or a guy's.
21. When you’re spending the night at a friend's, you say you'll take first watch.
22. You've found a new respect for blind people.
23. You think MR is the best series ever and you want to meet James Patterson, author. (you're good!)
24. You say 'U and A’ a lot.
25. You think you have a Voice like Max. (i know I have a Voice!)
26. You've gotten your Online Friends hooked on it. (let's see... 1...2...3...)
27. You use sarcastic remarks from MR. (i use them on my teachers!)
28. You know what 'Fax' is. (how could i not!)
29. You were one of the characters from MR for Halloween. (that's this year's costume!)
30. You claim to have brain attacks. (I seriously had one at school!)
31. You protect your thoughts. Angel might be reading them. ( i keep them hidden well. that's why no one can tell what i'm thinking when i talk. i'm like freaking Fang in that sense!)
32. You give a crazy look to people who don't know what MR is.
33. You daydream of flying. (Three times!)
34. You love chocolate chip cookies. (i hate chocolate, so no.)
35. You seriously felt like you were in the book.
36. If you want to become a writer because of MR
37. If they make a poster, shirt, key-chain, button, anything MR you will buy it.
38. If you love Fan-fiction. (I'm here, aren't I?)
39. In school, it's hard to concentrate because you're thinking of Maximum Ride. (I flunked a test because of it!)
40. You want a talking dog.


If you love Max Ride and cannot live without it, post this in your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, And you do so at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile

If you think Max and Fang should get together now copy and paste this into your profile.

If you relate everything to Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you still laugh rereading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you wish that you could fly so much it hurts, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you absolutely KILLED yourself laughing when Gazzy said "'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' then copy this to your profile!

If you've ever imagined killing off a fictional character to steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this in your profile

If James Patterson needs to get it all together, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are obsessively, uncontrolably, in love with Fang, post this in your profile

If you love the whole blind, pyro, mutant, baker thing about Iggy, post this in your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

If you have/wish you had a dog, and wish he could talk like Total, copy this onto your profile.

If you have the release date of MR7, ANGEL, marked on your calendar, copy and paste this onto your profile. (March 2011!)

If you are like Max, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you relate everything to Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you still laugh re-reading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you want to see Maximum Ride (the movie) on the first day it comes out, copy and paste this onto your profile. (midnight premiere, baby!)

If you think Max and Fang should just get over themselves and get together already, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friends think you’re crazy for reading a book about six flying kids (and their talking dog), and you don’t care, copy and paste this is your profile.

If you are SO obsessed with Maximum Ride that it is not even FUNNY anymore, post this in your profile.

If you are a Maximum Ride Fanatic, put this on your profile.

If you think Fang is a stud, put this on your profile.

If Faxness is one of your obsessions, post this in your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. (FANG SPOILERS: I want to strangle Fang. For leaving Max. Jerk.)

If your view on Maximum Ride is that there are much worse things you could be addicted to, copy and paste this into your profile.


MAXIMUM RIDE FAN QUESTIONS:

1. Do you think Iggy is hot?

Thats iffy. Fang is SOOOO hotter!

2. Did you cry when Ari died?

Nobut i was sad

3. Do you think Fang is hot?

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES (x99999999999999999999999999999...)

4. How do you pronounce Ari's name?

Air-ee

5. Do you laugh every time you read the name Mr. Chu?

Not every time, but occasionally

6. -SPOILER ALERT- In MAX, did you laugh hysterically when Total started talking about marriage?

YES! it was very cute though

7. -SPOILER ALERT- Did you squeal at all the faxness in MAX?

yes, HOW CAN YOU NOT?!?!?!?!?!?

8. Did you angrily throw your book across the room when the flock split up?

no, i would NEVER do that to a book no matter how much it upsets me, but that REALLY PISSED ME OFF!!!!!!!!!!

9. Who is your favorite character?

Fax (apart their iffy, together they make the BEST character EVER!) then Nudge. ANGEL IS A DEMON!!!!!

10. Do you like Jeb?

i dont know. sometimes i like him, and pity him, other times i want to kill him.

11. -SPOILER ALERT- Were you making a genuine "WTF" face when Max and Fang grew gills?

YES! what was with that??!?!!?!?! it sooooo confused me!

12. Did you think MAX was better than TFW?

YES! there was Fax in it!

13. -SPOILER ALERT- Did you get slightly fed up with Nudge and Angel's slight attitudes in MAX?

yeah, but still love nudge!

14. Which book is your all time favorite?

FANG-besides when HE DITCHES THEM!!!!!!!! (i started to cry! :'( )

15. If the flock had a theme song, what would it be?

"Just the Way You Are" by Bruno Mars (don't judge me! they have to be who they are!!!!!)

16. Have you ever imagined the flock as a band playing whatever song comes up when listening to your iPod?

nope, thats just slightly weird

17. Who do you think the voice should be?

Jeb, considering that he IS the Voice!

18. Do you think one or more members of the flock should learn to play an instrument?

nope, i dont know why, they just SHOULDNT

19. What bugged you the most about TFW?

Brigid/Fang. HE IS SUPPOSED TO BE WITH MAX!!!!!

20. MIGGY or FAX?

Miggy? seriously? FAX ALL THE WAY!!!!!!!

21. EGGY or NIGGY?

uh, neither.


If you solemnly swear you are up to no good, copy and paste this into your profile.


50 Things I’m Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts:

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar.

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination.

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms."

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this year’s Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month."

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand. -why not?

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force." -aww man!

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work." -LOL!

14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot.

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.

16) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast.

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day." -aww, why not???? Draco is AWESOME! i want him to hug me!!!! (only draco from the later books though, and not in ferret form!)

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor.

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort.

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full." -but, but, but, its TRUEEEEE!

25) I will not make, "OMGWTH" a spell.

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.

28) I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bees." -but huffelpuffs are only cool in AVPM!

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

30) I will not go to class sky-clad.

31) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core."

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion.

35) I will not call the Weasley twins, "bookends."

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends."

37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.

38) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts.

39) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"

40) I do not weigh the same as a Duck.

41) I do not have a Dalek Patronus.

42) I will not lick Trevor. ?

43) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey."

44) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.

45) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself too seriously.

46) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.

47) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.

48) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not an acceptable career choice.

49) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.

50) But yes, I will do it all anyway. -LOL! SO TRUE!!!!


IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

So, here's how it works:

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool... and a lot of the songs fit with the setting

Opening Credits: Only Girl (in the world) - Rihanna

Waking Up: Just The Way You Are - Bruno Mars (THE CLEE CAST VERSION!!!! (: )

First Day At School: You Belong With Me - Taylor Swift

Falling In Love: S.O.S. - The Jonas Brothers ... Why do I still have this on my iPod??????

Fight Song: Come Together -The Beatles

Breaking Up: All She Wants To Do is Dance- Don Henley (THE KRIS ALLEN VERSION!!!)

Prom night: From Me to You - The Beatles

Life: Mine- Taylor Swift :) :)

Mental Breakdown: Fifteen- Taylor Swift

Driving: Sgt. Pepers Lonely Hearts Club Band (Reprise) - The Beatles

Flashback: Raise Your Glass- P!nk

Getting back together: I am The Walrus - Th Beatles (TH ACROSS THE UNIVERSE SOUNDTRACK VERSION!!!!!) (Bono)

Wedding: Firework-Katy Perry

Birth of Child: Part in the U.S.A. - Miley Cyrus

Final Battle: Eight Day A Week - The Beatles

Funeral Song: Touch a Touch a Touch a Touch Me- The Rocky Horror Picture Show (THE GLEE CAST VERSION!!!!!!!) (Oh, Emma!)

Final Credits: Jessie's Girl - Rick Springfield (THE GLEE CAST VERSION!!!!!!!)

That's a, uh, interesting soundtrack. Glee, Glee, The Beatles, Glee, Taylor Swift, The Beatle, The Beatles, Glee


Number your 12 favorite Maximum Ride characters in no order and answer the questions!!

1. Fang
2. Max
3. Ella
4. Iggy
5. Nudge
6. Angel
7. Jeb
8. Ari
9. Dr. Chu
10. Dr. M
11. Dylan
12. Total

1)Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?

No, there should be no Dylan fics. Ever. Period

2)Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Not really. its iffy. if it was 1, then most definatly

3)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

TOTAL getting ARI pregnant?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? THERE ARE MANY THINGS WRONG WITH THIS QUESTION!!!!!! EW!

4)Do you recall any faces about Nine?

Not really, he was only in one book, and i didnt like him

5)Would Two and Six make a good couple?

EW NO!!!! max/angel?!!?!?!!?!??!?! NO WAY! Angel is SEVEN!!!! max is like her MOM!!!!!!!!!!! Besides, Max is taken!

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

uh, NEITHER! nudge should NEVER be with either of them!!!!

7)What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

EW! why would Max have SEX with TOTAL?!?!?!?!? Jeb would yell at Max, and run away scared, just like anyone else would!

8)Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Frantic.

Ella and Dr. M have mother/daughter bonding time

9)Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

NO! Fang HATES (with a burning passion) ari!!!!!!! NEVER!

10)Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fix.

Dr and patient

11)What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD IGGY DE-FLOWER FANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????????????!?!?!?!!?!??!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?

12)Does anyone on your friends list read Three?

no, i only have 1 friend that has read the complete series. :(. i'm working on getting the others to read it. :)

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

no, WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND LIKES DYLAN?!?!!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!??!!?

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

NOPE.

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

"SAVE MY DAUGHTERS!" uh, I DONT KNOW! thats the best i can come up with!

16) If you wrote a song-fix about Eight, what song would you choose?

i wouldn't. don't like Ari that much

17) If you wrote a One/Six Twelve fix, what would the warning be?

WARNING: three-way, peadophila, people with DOG, ONLY THE SICK-MINDED MATURE SHOULD READ!

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

EW! DR. M IS HER MOM!!!!!! WHY WOULD SHE DO THAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!!??!!?!?

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

he wouldn't 'cause ari was dead by the time they met Dylan

20) How emo is Seven?

I don't THINK that jeb is at all emo, but who knows?

Annoying things to do on an elevator: read this! XD Very funny!!

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

I don't think blondes are dumb, but this was too funny not to post:


I'm blonde, but I tell the best blonde jokes!

This blonde is driving down an old country road when she spots another blonde in a wheat field rowing a boat.

She pulls over to the side of the road and stops the car. Staring in disbelief, she stands at the side of the road to watch the woman for a while.

When she can't stand it any more, she calls out to the blonde in the field,
'Why are you rowing a boat in the middle of the field?'

The blonde in the field stops rowing and responds, 'Because it is an ocean of wheat.'

The blonde standing at the side of the road is furious. She yells at the blonde in the field,

'It is dumb blondes like you that give the rest of us a bad name.'

The blonde in the field just shrugs her shoulders and begins rowing again.

The blonde on the side of the road is beside herself and shakes her fist at the blonde in the field yelling,
'If I could swim, I would come out there and kick your butt!"


16 Things to do when you're in Wal-Mart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

16. When you are at the cash paying, ask: "Can I have fries with that?"

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend laughs at you and trips you again.


Below are some wickedly awesome Random Philosophies. If you want the full list, go to MC FooFoo's profile:

One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

EMO--Extravagently Made Origami

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have!

I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

I intend to live forever or die trying!

'Liar, liar, pants on fire' is such a crude insult. It's rough, and trashy. But, 'Teller of untruths, your trousers have combusted', is so much more sophisticated, don't you think?

I got this off of FanFiction, except it's Max and Fang!!!

max: Do I ever cross your mind?

fang: No

max: Do you like me?

fang: Not Really

max: Do you want me?

fang: No

max: Would you cry if I left?

fang: No

max: Would you live for me?

fang: No

max: Would you do anything for me?

fang: No

max: Choose me, or your life

fang: My life

Max runs away in shock and pain, and Fang runs after her and says...

The reason why you never crosse my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I'll do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.


More philosophies.

We ignore the ones who adore us

Adore the ones who ignore us

Love the ones who hurt us

& Hurt the ones who love us

It's Amazing how your best friend
now becomes your worst enemy.

Lollipops turn into cigarettes.

The
innocent ones turn into sluts.

Soda
becomes vodka.

Remember when
getting high meant swinging on the
playground?

When the worst things
you could get from boys were cooties

War was only a card game.

The only
things that hurt were skinned knees.

Cheating only happened in games.

And goodbyes only meant until
tomorrow

A hickey was just a funny little word

You were only supposed to die from old age

Texting Never costed you your life

Swearing was only for adults

'Doing' something was never a gross term

Love was only from the people you care about

Suicide wasn't your thing

Cocaine used to be a pixie stick

Remember When the only older men you hung out with were related to you

When 22-year-old strangers never called you 'babe'

A pole was only for tetherball

Kidnapping only meant a kid was sleeping

O.J. was orange juice, not a killer

Video Games were the only violence you saw

When your bed wasn't meant for sharing

Hobos were just spiders

Hate only came from people you knew

You only got Mono from sharing lip gloss

16 year-olds knew better

Parents only gave you spankens

Your friends used to be nice to you

Crushing meant you liked someone

AIDS only exsisted in Africa

The only gun you used squirted water

Dancing was never dirty

Knifes were to cut steak

French Kissing was only in France

Boys only worried about sucking in sports


FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FRICKING AWESOME!!"

FRIENDS:Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then give it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Lose your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS:Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS:Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS:Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS:Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'


I want child abuse to stop! and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile

My name is sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I can't see,

must be stupid,

I must be bad,

What else could have made,

My daddy so mad.

I wish I were better,

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy,

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all,

I can't do a wrong,

Or else I'm locked,

All the day long.

When I awake I'm all alone,

The house is dark,

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come,

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just one whiping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid

I'm starting to cry

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me

Child abuse, Make it stop! Please be aware that child abuse happens every day and it's not just phisical, it emotional too, and somethimes that hurt even more than a beating from your parents. Abuse scares you on the outside, and that pain will go away, but emotional abuse scares you on the inside and the pain of being called worthless never goes away. PLEASE HELP STOP THE ABUSE!


Funny stuff!

"fall down and die!"

"they say guns don't kill people, people kill people.I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG!, I don't think you will kill to many people."

"you're unique, just like everyone else."

"guys are like port-o-potties, all the goods ones are taken, and all the the others are full of crap!"

"when life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at stupid people"

"Oh snappity-snap-snap-snap!"

"Silence is golden, but ductape is silver."

"Whoever said nothing was impossible never made an attempt to slam a revolving door."

"I have an hourglass figure, the sands just keep shifting."

"I Love Mondays! Hey, the medication’s working!"

"I didn't LOSE my marbles, exactly...I just sold 'em. On EBay!"

"Don't worry. It's plastic, like Paris Hilton!"

"I let my mind wander, but it never came back."

"Just gimme your freakin' tots!"

"Don't let your mind wander. It's too small to be out on its own."

"When you're young and fall of a horse, you get some broken bones. When you're old and fall off a horse, you go splat."

"Dude... I was thinking... alot... one time... I... I had an Epiphany... Today... Is... Tomorrow's... Yesterday..."

"It's retarded. It's ridiculous. It's re-dic-u-tarded!"

"Sanity is a state of mind. It's near North Dakota."

"Being normal is for freaks."

"They have sent us to this dungeon, more commonly known as school."

"Get in mah belly!"

"I just need a toxic substance... L.A. tap water will do just fine."

"Natural blonde; Please speak s l o w l y."

"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then let everyone else wonder how you did it."

"You don't get a belly ring when your big! You get onion rings!"

"I do not have a psychiatrist and I do not want one, for the simple reason that if he listened to me long enough, he might become disturbed."

"There ain't enough ketchup in the WORLD to make me eat THAT"

"He who is tired of Weird Al is tired of life."

"All things are poisonous, yet there is nothing that is poisonous. It's only the dose that makes a thing poisonous."

"What girls don't seem to know: If a guy acts like he hates you, chances are he likes you.
What guys don't seem to know: If a girl acts like she hates you, chances are she hates you."

"Tacos are great, because you can eat them and whatever drops is a taco salad."

"What is a fork and a spoon?" "Why, that would be a FOON, my friend!!"

"Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up."

"When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back!"

"Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me."


Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the
tree.


HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE MENTAL HEALTH HOTLINE.

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3,4,5, and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to your mother ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which button to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer.

If you are dyslexic, press 96969696969696969696969696969696.

If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until a representative comes on the line.

If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, and date of birth, social security number and your mother's maiden name.

If you have post traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 000.

If you have bipolar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep. Or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short term memory loss, press 9.

If you have short term memory loss, press 9.

If you have short term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All our operators are too busy to talk to you.


FUNNY QUOTATIONS BECAUSE I LIVE FOR THESE!:

RANDOM:

People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled Bang, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Everyone has a wild side--me and my friends just prefer to make them public

There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

YOUTUBE myspace and I'll Google your YAHOO

Labels are for cans. And in case you haven't noticed--Im not a can.

Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!!

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

An apple away keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

My friend's the kind of person that breaks the silence at a funeral by screaming "KUNG POW CHICKEN"

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

Did you just call me a bitch? Well a bitch is a dog, and dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are part of nature, nature is beautiful. So yeah, thanks for the compliment.

BRB, I'm busy trying to jump off the roof with the kitchen broom.

Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

He who laughs last didn't get it.

When there's a will, I want to be in it.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

Boys are like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall downstairs

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk

I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth

I've got A.D.D and magic markers, oh the thrills I will have!

Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff

I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me?

It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?

Ways to aggravate Fang:

1. poke him and constantly ask if he's emo.

2. put fake blood on your hands and tell him you accidently killed max.

3. dye his hair pink while he's asleep.

4. take a toy knife and ask him if he lost his.

5. Tell him max is a lesbian.

6. tell him you love him.

7. put fake blood on your cheek and arm and say you were attacked by pencils.

8. if your ever alone with him sing the emo song constantly.

9. tell him kitties are after him with vengance.

10. When he disappears kick him in the shins and tell him you didn't see him there

11. show him a picture of bald brittany and ask him if he will ever do that

12. yell really loudly, " MAX YOUR FANGY IS WAITING"

13. tell fang max needs to talk and look really serious

14. tell fang he should dump max for you

15. ask fang if he misses the red-hair- wonder

16. have max kiss a man in the dark and say its fang while fang watches.

17. dress up like max and try to kill yourself in front of him.

18. pay gazzy to imatate maxs voice saying 'I want to die"

19. handcuff nudge to fang and have her talk about everything she sees

20. have someone push fang into you and exclaim, 'i didn't know you felt that way fang!"

How to annoy ANYONE (except maybe freakazoids)

1. Follow them around the house everywhere.

2. Moo when they say your name.

3. Pretend to have amnesia.

4. Say everything backwards.

5. Run into walls.

6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.

7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"

8. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder.

9. Say all of the words in a film.

10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!"

11. Stick a stick that says "I'm retarded!" on them.

12. Talk to a pen.

13. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time.

14. Try and climb the wall.

15. In public yell "NO MUM I WILL NOT KISS YOU!"

16. Put pegs on your nose and eyes.

17. Switch the light button on and off for awhile. Then say "Oh...I get it!"

18. Eat your hair.

19. When you shower or bath yell "I'm drowning!"

21. At everything they say yell "LIAR!"

22. Pretend to be a phone.

23. Try to swim in the floor.

24. Tap on their door all night.

25. Put this on your profile and skip from 19 to 21.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you know who Panic! At the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco...copy this into your profile.

If you ever annoy people just for fun copy this into your profile.

If you say 'yeah'...a lot copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped upstairs, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air copy this into your profile.

If you wish a certain fictional character was real, copy this to your profile! (thats a lie! THEY ARE REAL!!!!!)

If you ever bumped into a wall, backed up, and bumped into it AGAIN, copy this to your profile!

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste.

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,

it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are,

the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef,

but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?

Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!


1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.

"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"


Actual things on products. Omg, people.

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost."

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down."

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts."

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands."


These are random philosophies that I live by. Learn them you must, young padawan.

When it rains on my parade, I bust out my slip n’ slide.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then you’re a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

In a world full of cheerios, be a fruit loop.

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

When life hands you lemons, throw something harder back.

That which does not kill me…should run. FAST.

Never knock on Death’s door. Ring the doorbell and run. He HATES that.

I hear voices in my head. But that’s alright. Most of them are pretty nice.

The world is full of crazy people. They made me their leader.

It’s you and me against the world. We attack at dawn.

I run with scissors….it makes me feel dangerous.

Come to the Dark Side. We have cookies.

Give a person a fish and feed them for a day, teach ‘em how to use the internet and they won’t bother you for weeks!

I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every second of it.

Some people are only alive because it’s illegal to kill them.

You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

Never argue with an idiot. They’ll just drag you down and beat you with experience.

10% sugar, 10% spice, 80% bitch so you better be nice.

Those stupid kids should just give that loopy rabbit some Trix already!

Your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend.

I didn’t say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.

I like you. When I rule the world, you death shall be quick and painless.

Some see the glass half empty, some see it half full. Me? I just want to know who’s been drinking my soda!

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup!

You think I’m a loser. But I’m the most awesome loser you’ve ever met!

If you have an open mind why don’t your brains fall out?

Of course I’m out of mind! It’s dark and scary in there!

If I’m out of my right mind, my left one is gonna be pretty crowded.

If aliens are looking for INTELLIGENT life why are you worried?

I’m an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight.

If at first you don’t succeed- skydiving isn’t for you.

Whoever said nothing is impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door.

The person who smiles when something goes wrong has found someone to blame it on.

Normal people scare me….but not as much as I scare them.

Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!

If two wrongs do not make a right, try three.

There is always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it is usually an oncoming train.

Just when I think you’ve said the stupidest thing ever you keep talking.

Why be difficult when with a little effort you can be impossible?

Silence is golden but duct tape is silver.

Everyone has a wild side; I just prefer to make mine public.

What is this “normal” you speak of? Stay away I don’t want to catch your “normal”!

Pssh. Normal is just a setting on the washing machine.

I used to have super powers but my therapist took them away.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you’re up to.

Always take the time to smell the roses but remember sooner or later you’re gonna inhale a bee.

I believe no problem is so large or difficult that it can’t be blamed on someone else.

I never repeat myself, so pay close attention the first time, because I never repeat myself.

I’d explain it to you but your brain would explode.

When all else fails bring out the duct tape.

Don’t tell me the sky’s the limit when there are footprints on the moon!

I’m not so good with advice. May I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

I don’t lie. I create fiction with my mouth.

We’re best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge….I’ll pick out the funereal arrangements.

The world is out to get me. Hide me in your closet and don’t let it find me.

There’s nothing better than a good friend except a good friend with chocolate!

Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.

I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones.

If annoyed further, I shall spork your eyes out.

I am who I am. I do not seek your approval.

Between two evils, I always try to pick the one I’ve never tried.

Slinky + Escalator = Endless Fun

I’m not saying you’re stupid I’m just implying it.

I’m bored…run for your sanity.

Never do anything you don’t want to explain to the cops or paramedics.

The more I think about it, the more I’m sure I’ve lost my mind. But crazy people don’t know they’re crazy so I guess I’m okay. But thinking I’m okay because I think I’m crazy is saying I don’t think I’m crazy so I may be crazy.

Who cares about hugs? I’m going to tackle you when I see you!

Life is life a corndog. I just haven’t figured out why yet.

When life hands you lemons, make apple juice and let the world wonder how.

When life gives you lemons, squirt it in life’s eye and see how much life likes lemons then.

Don’t walk in my footsteps. I tend to walk into walls or off the occasional cliff.

Some people are like lava lamps. Fun to look at but not very bright.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

I’m not saying you’re stupid I’m just implying it.

I’m bored…run for your sanity.

Never do anything you don’t want to explain to the cops or paramedics.

The more I think about it, the more I’m sure I’ve lost my mind. But crazy people don’t know they’re crazy so I guess I’m okay. But thinking I’m okay because I think I’m crazy is saying I don’t think I’m crazy so I may be crazy.

Who cares about hugs? I’m going to tackle you when I see you!

Life is life a corndog. I just haven’t figured out why yet.

When life hands you lemons, make apple juice and let the world wonder how.

When life gives you lemons, squirt it in life’s eye and see how much life likes lemons then.

Don’t walk in my footsteps. I tend to walk into walls or off the occasional cliff.

Some people are like lava lamps. Fun to look at but not very bright.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.


Here are some brilliant quotes from some really amazing people.

"People think a soul mate is your perfect fit, and that's what everyone wants. But a true soul mate is a mirror, the person who shows you everything that is holding you back, the person who brings you to your own attention so you can change your life.

A true soul mate is probably the most important person you'll ever meet, because they tear down your walls and smack you awake. But to live with a soul mate forever? Nah. Too painful. Soul mates, they come into your life just to reveal another layer of yourself to you, and then leave.

A soul mates purpose is to shake you up, tear apart your ego a little bit, show you your obstacles and addictions, break your heart open so new light can get in, make you so desperate and out of control that you have to transform your life, then introduce you to your spiritual master..." — Elizabeth Gilbert (Eat, Pray, Love)

"Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple." --Dr. Seuss

"Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great." --Mark Twain

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move." --Douglas Adams (The Restaurant at the End of the Universe)

"A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left." --Marilyn Monroe

"You have to write the book that wants to be written. And if the book will be too difficult for grown-ups, then you write it for children." --Madeleine L'Engle

"Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted." --John Lennon

"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me... Anything can happen, child. Anything can be." --Shel Silverstein (He’s my all-time favorite poet. He’s so brilliant.)

"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book." — Groucho Marx

"Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life." — Confucius

"It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are." — E.E. Cummings

"I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everyone." — Bill Cosby

"The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits." — Albert Einstein

"Well-behaved women rarely make history." — Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

"Reality continues to ruin my life." — Bill Watterson (The Complete Calvin and Hobbes)

"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from a mental illness. Look at your 3 best friends. If they're ok, then it's you." — Rita Mae Brown

"Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint." — Mark Twain

"If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all." — Oscar Wilde

"Everything you can imagine is real." — Pablo Picasso

"It's the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter." — Marlene Dietrich

"I know God won't give me anything I can't handle. I just wish he didn't trust me so much." — Mother Teresa

"You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one. I hope someday you'll join us. And the world will live as one." — John Lennon

"Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company." — Mark Twain

"Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts." — Winston S. Churchill

"Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened." — Dr. Seuss

"I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best." — Marilyn Monroe

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." — Albert Einstein

"A room without books is like a body without a soul." — Marcus Tullius Cicero

"No one can make you feel inferior without your consent." — Eleanor Roosevelt

"So many books, so little time." — Frank Zappa

"Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: "What! You too? I thought I was the only one." — C.S. Lewis

"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying." — Oscar Wilde

"Women are like teabags; you never know how strong they are until they're put in hot water." — Eleanor Roosevelt

"A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you." — Elbert Hubbard

"Here's to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square hole. The ones who see things differently. They're not fond of rules. And they have no respect for the status quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them. About the only thing you can't do is ignore them. Because they change things. They push the human race forward. And while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do." — Apple Inc.

"A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool." — William Shakespeare (As You Like It)

"Without music, life would be a mistake." — Friedrich Nietzsche

"Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect." — Mark Twain

"All that is gold does not glitter,

Not all those who wander are lost;

The old that is strong does not wither,

Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

From the ashes a fire shall be woken,

A light from the shadows shall spring;

Renewed shall be blade that was broken,

The crownless again shall be king." —J.R.R. Tolkien (The Fellowship of the Ring)

"The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid." — Jane Austen (Northanger Abbey)

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye." — Jim Henson

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." — Douglas Adams

"I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells." — Dr. Seuss

"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." — Thomas A. Edison

"Great minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, small minds discuss people." — Eleanor Roosevelt

"Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring." — Marilyn Monroe (Marilyn: Her Life in Her Own Words)

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." — Robert A. Heinlein

"There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment." — Sarah Dessen (The Truth about Forever)

"Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage." — Laozi

"I love mankind, it's people I can't stand." — Charles M. Schulz

"For most of history, Anonymous was a woman." — Virginia Woolf

"I have always imagined that Paradise will be some kind of library." — Jorge Luis Borges

"One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain." — Bob Marley

"There is no greater agony than bearing an untold story inside you." — Maya Angelou

"Fairy tales are more than true; not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten." — G.K. Chesterton

and, my 3 FAVORITE quotes EVER:

1. "Did you know dolphins are just gay sharks?" -Brittany Susan Pierce (Glee)

2. "My Best Friend is a person who will give me a book I have not read." -Abraham Lincoln

and 3. “Because my name is also Brittany “S-Pierce”. My middle name is Susan, last name is Pierce – that makes me Brittany S. Pierce. I’ve lived my whole life in Britney Spears’ shadow. I will never be as talented or as famous. I hope you all respect that I want glee club to remain a place where I, Brittany S. Pierce, can escape the torment of Britney Spears.” - Brittany Susan Pierce (Glee)

Glee Quotes:

Will: Does anyone know what a ballad is? Brittany: A male duck"

So, Hairography. It works best when you pretend like you're getting tasered. It's like cool epilepsy." Brittany

Santana : Sex is not dating. Brittany : If it were, Santana and I would be dating.

"She's the one they made me talk to when they found out I was keeping that bird in my locker..." -Brittany

Santana : Look, I'm pretty sure you have to do what we say, and this food was not satisfactory. Brittany : There was a mouse in mine.

"I’ve been here since first period, I had a cold, I took all my antibiotics at the same time, now I forgot how to leave." -Brittany

"I like minorities so much, I’m thinking of moving to California to become one.” -- Sue Sylvester

“Get ready for the ride of your life Will Schuester. You're about to board the Sue Sylvester Express. Destination horror!” -- Sue Sylvester

“Laides, I’m going to ask you to smell your armpits. That’s the smell of failure, and it’s stinking up my office.” -- Sue Sylvester

“My mom says I’m stretched too thin so I gave up homework, but that didn’t help.” -- Finn Hudson

“It makes it hard to appreciate your talent because I wanna shove a sock in your throat.” -- Kurt Hummell

"I'm so depressed I wore the same outfit twice this week..." -Kurt Hummel

‎"What is your problem, Finn? IT'S JUST A MOIST TOWELETTE!!!" -Kurt Hummel

"You can't punch the gay out of me anymore than I can punch the ignoramis out of you!"-Kurt Hummel

"Finn, trust me on this. I've been planning weddings since I was 2. My Power Rangers got married and divorced in so many combinations it was like Fleetwood Mac" -Kurt Hummel

Mummy Johnny braught a gun to school.
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smashthis on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)(0.0)

List 12 of your Favorite Fandoms Characters. ( Glee )

1. Kurt Hummel

2. Blaine

3. Mercedes Jones

4. Brittany Susan Pierce

5. Santana Lopez

6. Sam Evans

7. Wes

8. David

9. Noah Puckerman

10. Sue Sylvester

11. Will Schuster

12. Emma Pillsbury

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

NO!

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

no, shes more cute as in the "im so stupid-but-you-love-me-anyway" way

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

AHHHH!!! emma should NOT ever get david pregnant, even if it was possible!

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Yes, and my fave is "Born to Love You"

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Yes, if Sam went to Dalton before McKinley, and if Blaine didn't know kurt. I'm writing about them in one of my stories!

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

5/9 5/9!!!!! because santana should NEVER be with sue, and she is sorta with puck

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out?

he would say "DUDE! YOU'RE GAY AND IN LOVE WITH KURT!!!!! WHY ARE YOU MAKIND OUT WITH HIS (FEMALE) GUIDANCE CONSOLER???!??!?!?!!??!!?!!?!?!?!?!?!"

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Sue bugs Mercedes about losing wait, and Mercedes gets pissed

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

yeah. if David EVER comes out of the closet (even though we all know he's in love with Wes)

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Welcome to My Office

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three yet?

yeah

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

not that i'm aware of

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Nope, but brit and Santana probably wouldn't mind if someone did

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

idk him well enough to chose

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

SLASH/PEDOPHILE/ONLY THE INSANE SHOULD READ! (i would be fine with just 1/6)

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

a week ago?

17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (2).

Kurt and Wes are in a happy relationship until Puck runs off with Wes. Kurt, broken hearted has a one-night stand with Will (ewwwwwwww!) and a brief unhappy affair with Sam (ok) and then follows the wise advice(NOT) of Santana and finds true love with Blaine (yay! yay! i knew it!)

18: (9) (5) (4), (7), (1) and (3) are playing Truth or Dare. (5) asks (7), and (7) says Truth. (5) asks who (7) loves, and (7), confessed their true love with (4). (4) does not share the feeling, and in fact is in a secret relationship with (3). (7) is heartbroken, and seeks comfort in (1) while (3) and (4) run into the sunset together. However, (5) is secretly in love with (1), and become so jealous of (7), who, after the comfort from (1) becomes in a relationship with (1), and so (5) decides to murder (7), but is stopped just in time by the police officer (10) and is sent to prison, allowing (1) and (7) to continued their relationship.

Puck, Santana, Brittany,Wes, Kurt, and Mercedes are playing truth or dare. Santana asks Wes who he loves and Wes confesses his true love with Brittany. Brittany does not share the feeling and is in fact in a secret relationship with Mercedes. Wes is heartbroken and seeks comfort in Kurt while Mercedes and Brittany run into the sunset together. However Santana is secretly in love with Kurt, and becomes so jealous of Wes who, after the comfort from Kurt becomes in a relationship with Kurt and so Santana decides to murder Wes, but is stopped just in time by the police officer Sue and is sent to prison allowing Kurt and Wes to continue their relationship

19. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a fight?

very

20. What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?

slightly freaked out

21.How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?

i would need more therapy then I do know

22. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?

i would be REALLY upset because i LOVE blaine!

23. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?

I would run away and cry

24. What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world?

i would be FURIOUS cause i love kurt!

25. What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now?

I would feel happy and special!

26. (6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?

WTF? Give it back!!!!

27. (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?

WHY THE HELL ARE YOU IN MY ROOM AT 3 AM?!?!!??!?!?!?!?!?

28. (2) and (11) are your teachers. What would you do?

I would flunk Blaine's class because I would be distracted by his AMAZINGNESS and fail Will's class cause I take French, not Spanish

Take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING!
This game has a funny/spooky outcome.
Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try.
First…get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.
Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!
1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.
2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.
3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.
4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.
5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)
6. Finally, make a wish.
And now the key for the game..
1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.
2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.
3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.
4. You care most about the person you put in 4.
5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.
6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.
7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.
8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.
9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.
10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life
NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true...
If you don't it will become the opposite

If you have cried when your favorite character died/almost died copy and paste to your profile.

If you like to root for the bad guys in movies/ TV shows, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your part of the .0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a Myspace, copy and paste to your profile.

if you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy and paste to your profile.

if you talk to yourself, copy and paste to your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever started a conversation with someone then 5 minutes later your talking about something completely irrelevant copy and paste this into your profile

If you think Chris Colfer should've won that Emmy for being Kurt on Glee copy and paste this into your profile

If Chris Colfer gets nominated AGAIN and he doesn't win AGAIN i WILL stage a riot with many of my Kurt/Chris obsessed friends X3

POST THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU THINK KURT IS TOTALLY FREAKIN' AWESOME AND YOU JUST WANT TO HUG HIM AND TELL HIM THAT HE ROCKS ON!

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliche, Insane Winged Girl, Faxness-Fan48, imaginarylullabyes, SilverDrama, Truth Be Told 13, amberkittie, digitalmoonlight2, Chinagirl18, Tinkerbell220, sydg813

If several inanimate objects hate you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile

I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this Christmas. She was so sure that Santa Clause would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Clause will bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Clause can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me, "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."
"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "What if we checked again, just in case you do have enough money?''
"OK," he said. "I hope that I have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added, "I asked yesterday before I slept for God to make sure I have enough money to buy this doll so that mommy can give it to my sister. He heard me! I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady came again and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local newspaper article: 2 days ago, which mentioned of a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car, where there was one young lady and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-assisting machine, because the young lady would not be able to recover from the coma.
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young lady had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that this little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched you. Have a heart

1. Put your iTunes on shuffle (Or mp3 Player, or whatever you use)
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS
4. copy and paste this somewhere to fill it out^^

1) IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY
Empire State of Mind (Glee Cast Version)

2) WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
All She Wants To Do Is Dance (hats funny-I HATE dancing)

3) WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Eight Days A Week

4) HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Love The Way You Lie

5) WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kite!

6) WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

7) WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
River Deep, Mountain High

8) WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
1985

9) WHAT IS 2+2?
The Duck Song 2

10) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Back in Your Head

11) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Poker Face

12) WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Lucky (Glee Cast Version)

13) WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Fifteen (yeah, that makes sense)

14) WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Jesus Take The Wheel (American Idol-Danny Gokey Version)

15) WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Stronger (Glee Cast Version)

16) WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Eleanor Rigby

17) WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
The Duck Song

18) WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
In My Head

19) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

Toxic (Glee Cast Version)

20) WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
Ice Ice Baby (Glee Cast Version)

21) HOW WILL YOU DIE?
Not Afraid (that's the right attitude to die with!)

22) WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
A Hard Day's Night

23) WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
Angels We Have Heard On High (Glee Cast Version)

24) WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
Find Your Love

25) WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
O Holy Night (Glee Cast Version)

26) WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
When I'm Sixty-Four

27) DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
Empire State of Mind (regular version- Jay Z feat. Alicia Keys)

28) IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
Lady Madonna

29) WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
Popular

30) WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS PROFILE AS?

Born to Be Wild (American Idol-Adam Lambert Version)

DON'T JUDGE ME BECAUSE I LOVE GLEE!!!!! ITS'S A GREAT SHOW!!!!!!!!! :)

Put this in your profile if, for some period of time, you thought the 'D' in Disney was a 'G'.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Musical Theatre that you randomly start quoting it, copy this into your profile (4 me, its mainly AVPM/AVPS)

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile

If you solemnly swear that you are up to no good, copy & paste this into your profile. Mischief Managed!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, loop-de-loop-ride, wfea, PotterPhan21, Shadowed Ember, Amythista, Don'tThinkAllDay, NinjaWizardGleek15, sydg813

1. Put your iTunes on shuffle (Or mp3 Player, or whatever you use)

(This is a few months later, I wanted to see how much my iTunes changed)
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS
4. copy and paste this somewhere to fill it out^^

1) IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY
Stronger-Britney Spears (Glee Cast Version)

2) WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
Can't By Me Love (The Beatles)

3) WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Grenade (Bruno Mars)

4) HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Silly Love Songs-Paul McCartney (Glee Cast Version ~ LOVE DARREN!!!!)

5) WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Stutter-Joe Walker as Umbridge (A Very Potter Sequel)

6) WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Tik Tok (Ke$ha) Why I have this on my iPod, I have know idea

7) WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Day Tripper (The Beatles)

8) WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Love the Way You Lie (ft. Rihanna) (Eminem)

9) WHAT IS 2+2?
Whatever Happened to Saturday Nights? John Stamos (Glee Cast Version) [Rocky Horror Picture Show]

10) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
The Only Exception-Glee Cast Version (Paramore)

11) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Yellow Submarine (The Beatles)

12) WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
To Have a Home-Darren Criss as Harry Potter (A Very Potter Sequel)

13) WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
River Deep, Mountain High- Glee Cast Version (don't know who sings the original)

14) WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer- Glee Cast Version (see above)

15) WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Hermione Can't Draw-Students of Hogwarts (A Very Potter Sequel)

16) WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Single Ladies (Put a Ring On It)-Rihanna

17) WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Lady Madonna- The Beatles

18) WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
I Still Think-Darren Criss (yes, this is one of his original songs, its on his EP)

19) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

Dead and Gone (feat. Justin Timberlake)-T.I.

20) WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
California Gurls (Katy Perry)

21) HOW WILL YOU DIE?
Summer Nights-John Travolta & Oliva Newton-John (Danny & Sandy) (Grease)

22) WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
Hello, Goodbye-Glee Cast Version (The Beatles)

23) WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
Angels We Have Heard On High (Glee Cast Version) [don't know who sings the original] haha, that one stayed the same!

24) WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
Even Though-Darren Criss (Starkid's musical M.A.M.D.) [yes, the song is originally sung by Joey Richter, but Darren wrote the song, so he recorded this version]

25) WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
Back in Your Head (Tegan and Sara)

26) WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
What is This Feeling?-Idina Mendzel & Kristen Chenoweth (Elphaba & Galinda) (Wicked)

27) DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
Harry Freakin' Potter-Students of Hogwarts (A Very Potter Sequel) yes, I do have the entire soundtrack of the musical also. FAVORITE SONG FROM THIS!

28) IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
Imagine-John Lennon

29) WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
I Feel Fine-The Beatles

30) WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS PROFILE AS?

O Christmas Tree-Glee Cast Version (Don't know who sings the original)

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Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 30362 - Favs: 16,772 - Follows: 14,605 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Dalton by CP Coulter reviews
Post-Furt: Spinning off from Glee, Kurt begins an entirely new chapter in his life at Dalton Academy for Boys. Blaine, Wes, David and the boys of Windsor House make his life, for better or worse, far more eventful than he imagined.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 450,940 - Reviews: 7726 - Favs: 8,182 - Follows: 7,711 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Kurt H., Dalton Academy Warblers
Poptarts and Powerpuff Girls by VickyVicarious reviews
It takes Emma a while to convert Killian to her and Henry's usual Sunday morning routine, but he eventually catches on. [CS Fluff Month fic]
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,911 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/2/2013 - [Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook] Henry Mills - Complete
Harry Potter and the Necromancer by k8gallagirl reviews
What happens after Lord Voldemort is vanquished? Harry returns to Hogwarts for his 7th year, and is confronted by a strange mystery and new feelings for an old friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,892 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Story Time by GennaWeasley reviews
BASED ON/RELATED TO CP COULTER'S DALTON! Imagine that all of us crazy Dalton fans were living in an enormous mansion, & each time a new chapter was finished, that evening was Story Time... Welcome to Warblerland.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,179 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Dalton Academy Warblers - Complete
Electra Heart by paperstylehearts reviews
GKM Fill. For a while they try and stay in touch, both knowing that there's some sort of thing between them but never explicitly saying what it is. Eventually though, they lose contact and move on. Three years later... XxKurtbastianXx slight!Klaine Title borrowed from the album by Marina and the Diamonds.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,047 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 2/21/2013 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S.
An Unholy Alliance by gleefulmusings reviews
Santana Lopez quite enjoys her newfound status as princess of McKinley High and wants to make sure it remains the status quo. She well knows that every princess needs a fairy godmother. Luckily, she knows just the right fairy for the job.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 54,353 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 786 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Kurt H., Santana L., Brittany P., Quinn F.
Coffeeshop Soundtrack by xblessthefall reviews
It was always assumed that if Kurt and Blaine were to split, Blaine would inevitably return to Dalton. No one expected Kurt to be the one to leave McKinley. Then again, no one expected Kurt to find an ally in Sebastian Smythe either. Kurtbastian.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 55,139 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 1,303 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S.
The Klaine CrissColfer Show by BlaineyDevon reviews
In which Kurt and Blaine are real people, and Chris and Darren are fictional, but both couples endure many challenges. Majorly AU. Klaine. CrissColfer. Two stories in one! SEASON TWO NOW UP!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 144,697 - Reviews: 980 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Let Me In by hideunspoken reviews
Kurt Hummel finds an unexpected acquaintance with Sebastian Smythe after a tough break-up. He tries to keep their fling a strict Friends with Benefits situation, but Sebastian starts to break through his carefully guarded walls, even though he isn't necessarily an open book, either.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,739 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Born of Tears, Forged in Friendship by Daelena reviews
Thor makes an unexpected friend on a holiday the Avengers should really have baby-sat him on.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,402 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Thor - Complete
Two's Love, Three Breaks It by Afilover82 reviews
Riley and Zane are completely in love. Nothing could ever come between them. Well, at least that's what they think until Riley's old friend, Marco, comes to town for a visit. The boys soon learn that some temptations are just too hard to resist.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,287 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/25/2012 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Riley S., Zane P.
Slipping Away by Allyarra reviews
The summer before senior year Stiles is diagnosed with leukemia. Established Sterek, but kind of minimal. Warning: Major Character Death Second Chapter is a revised version of the original.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 34,945 - Reviews: 934 - Favs: 1,566 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Stiles - Complete
A Tale of Too Many Drinks by Li-Li-ThePinkbookgirl reviews
COMPLETE As a reward for solving a case, Jane and the team get a trip to Las Vegas! Tons of fun for all, until Jane and Lisbon wake up to a very unexpected situation. Jane's wooing skills and Lisbon's patience are put to the test. Will their relationship last?
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 45 - Words: 47,486 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Circle Daybreak Does Wifeswap by TotallyGaga reviews
UH OH! What have they done now! What will the woman replacing Hannah be like? What will she think of the "family"?
Night World series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,880 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 2/2/2011
Remember You're a Mentor by Keitorin Asthore reviews
When Kurt transfers to Dalton, Blaine is determined to be a kind and helpful mentor to him. However, it's kind of hard to be a mentor when you find yourself hopelessly attracted to your sweet protege. Especially when you see videos of his past performances. Klaine. Oneshot. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 37 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Lost and Found by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Kurt finds the camera on the subway one morning, surprised to see photos of a handsome man holding a white board with words on it.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,280 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 80 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Complete
Mr Anderson: Matchmaker by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Mr. Anderson is Kurt's history teacher, probably the only teacher in the school that really, truly cares about the bullying he encounters for being gay. He'd never imagined that Mr. Anderson would actually try to set him up with his younger brother. AU
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,603 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 83 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Joys of the Internet by turnthemusicupnow reviews
Tony decides it would be a good idea to show Thor and Steve fanfiction. fluff. Thor/Steve - Tony/Bruce
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Thor - Complete
A married man by lovable-hate reviews
What would have happened if Rose Tyler and her family hadn't been trapped in 'Pete's world' and instead stayed on with the Doctor? What would have happened when they met Martha Jones? Very 10/Martha. Not safe for Rose fans- I don't want to upset anybody.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 69,133 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 6/5/2011 - 10th Doctor, Martha J. - Complete
Big Brother Duties by WhiteFerrets reviews
Cooper's "babysitting" Blaine while their parents go on a European cruise, and when Blaine brings his blond boyfriend home, Cooper decides to have some fun. Blam Anderbros.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,223 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Blaine A., Cooper A. - Complete
Always The Bridesmaid by GeniaTheParadox reviews
Klaine drabble type thing during On My Way. Kurt rants to Blaine in the hallway while waiting for Rachel and Finn to get married.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Isaac's Eyes by WhooligAni reviews
Isaac's thoughts as the bandages are removed from his new eyes.
Fault in Our Stars - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Isaac - Complete
Go The Distance by ARandomFan91 reviews
Blaine is a famous singer, and Kurt is his biggest fan. What happens when Kurt follows Blaine around tour one summer, and the boys meet and fall in love? AU
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,728 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Solace by GennaWeasley reviews
There were demigods long before Percy Jackson was even thought of. This tracks demigods through four major wars - American Revolution, Civil War, WWII and the Titan War. T because it's a war story and there's, well, war.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,416 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Will S. - Complete
Pulling Pigtails The High School Way by catatran33 reviews
As another school year starts, Kate is taken aback by new student, Rick Castle. What will happen when their paths fatefully cross? Will Castle's charm finally win her over? ... CHAPTER 19 1/7/12
Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,237 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Rick C., Kate B.
Raising EJ by Make-My-Heart-Burst reviews
Daltonverse. Stuart Trio!Future. "Did it come with a note or something?" Julian asked, reaching down toward the pink bundle on the door step." Derek, Julian, and Logan find an interesting package on their doorstep one fateful morning.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,219 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 5/31/2011
Nightmares and Chocolate Sprinkles by vballqueen17 reviews
What if Owen wasn't shot at the end of Reset? And what if Martha didn't have a boyfriend? After a few nightmares maybe a cappuccino with chocolate sprinkles is just what the doctor ordered and maybe Owen and Martha might discover a little something more.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,626 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Owen H., Martha J.
To Live in the Shadow by icedintheveins reviews
AU. Blaine is an A-list movie star being destroyed by fame. Kurt is hired as his stylist. Over time, these two begin to heal each other, but not without a good amount of obstacles. Multi-chap. Klaine.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 59,279 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Notebook by Racoda Moonshine reviews
Where Spock is curious about Jim's rather strange habit that includes a notebook and a pen...
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,650 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 39 - Published: 11/18/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Put in His Place by GeniaTheParadox reviews
In which Kurt puts Sebastian in his place.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Take a Seat by GeniaTheParadox reviews
Total crack!fic, in which Finn wishes Blaine would just TAKE A SEAT.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Finn H., Blaine A. - Complete
Because Torchwood Has Ianto Jones by Darkfangz13 reviews
There was never any doubt, in anyone's mind, that Jack would run to The Doctor in a moment's notice. Tosh, Gwen, and Owen contemplate the things that would lure Jack back.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Just Sue From Catering by AudeliaMarlowe reviews
Susan, the Doctor's granddaughter, has taken up catering on the sets of sci-fi films while alone on Earth. This story was obviously inspired by the real-life Sue from catering who rose to fame on 500 Miles Day.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Susan F., 10th Doctor - Complete
Boy's Night In in Lima by C.C. Nyde reviews
The New Directions Girls want to have another sleepover. At Rachel's house this time. *Sequel to Girl's Night In At Dalton* Pairings inside.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,958 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Double Date by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Blaine really did want to make friends with Kurt's friends in New Directions - Mike just made his mission a little easier. In this: Tike and Klaine double date, I call it - Klaing.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,231 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
History of the Coffee by Daelena reviews
Jack and Annabelle the people who taught Ianto how to make coffee. Ianto/Jack. Forty-first in the "Immortal Janto" series.
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,172 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Pigtails and Toy Soldiers by Spider Baby-Firefly reviews
Our favorite Twilight characters are little kids, all under the age of nine. All human. ExB AxJ RxE maybe a little JxV. Fluff. Let's see what happens next. Trust me, it'll be cute. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 34,677 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Complete
Campus Visit by bandtogetherandfight reviews
They're both trying to escape Ohio. What happens when Rachel and Jesse randomly run into each other at NYU and Jesse has to show Rachel the ropes?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 106,923 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Jesse sJ., Rachel B. - Complete
The New Quinn Frabray by GeniaTheParadox reviews
Quinn's suddenly feeling rebellious. It's time for some reinvention.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,761 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Quinn F., Rachel B. - Complete
The Doctor's Pretty Girls by portionss-forfoxes reviews
"But oh, I'm sure you're wondering by now.  And yes, I do have a favorite.  Martha Jones." The Tardis reflects on the Doctor's pretty girls.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,298 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Martha J., 10th Doctor - Complete
Quizzical Meetings by Daelena reviews
Ianto, Jack, and the Doctor run across the Ninth Doctor, the mortal Jack, and Rose while on a retrieval. Ianto/Jack. Mentions of Donna/Doctor. Thirty-third in the "Immortal Janto" series.
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,511 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
I Will Repay You by Chasing Aspirations reviews
Adopted From KennyIsOrange! When Sam Evans was 6 his life was saved by Kurt Hummel, and he is yet to repay him. Now that Sam is moving back to Lima, he plans on doing so... but nothing in life is ever that simple. Eventual Sam/Kurt.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 99,280 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Kurt H., Sam E.
Excuses by Alittica reviews
Based on Cp Coulter's Dalton. "It had started with a few too many drinks, as so many mistakes do. And that's what this was. A mistake. They were sure of it." Derek/Julian.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Dalton Academy Warblers - Complete
The Death of Riley Stavros by skyboy790 reviews
After his break-up with Zane,Riley contemplates what it all means for him.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,067 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Riley S., Zane P. - Complete
Get Up On This by BlaineyDevon reviews
Kurt and Blaine get caught making out all over Dalton. It gets so bad that it's time for a little parent teacher conference. One shot
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,372 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Couples Therapy by harrys-sexy-strut reviews
You knew it was going to happen. Now let's see what happens when the Daybreakers get to go to Couples Therapy! Featuring PAUL!-Eve
Night World series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,203 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Complete
Her Jack and the Pretty One by anti-pookie reviews
The TARDIS decides that she wants to do Jack and Rory a favor and has them meet up while Rory's stuck guarding the Pandorica.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Jack H., Rory W. - Complete
Start Again by I'mJustCrazyEnough17 reviews
CP Coulter's Daltonverse. 9 years after leaving Dalton, and thus dropping away from Logan with no hope of contact, Julian is in a pizza shop with his wife and children when he sees Logan. What will happen?
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 54,919 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Dalton Academy Warblers
What Even by LaniLaniDuck reviews
I'm sorry.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Princess Tiaras and Voting Ballots by cheesygrinsandpursedlips reviews
Darren just really wants to watch the Royal Wedding with Chris. Even thought they've both had crazy weeks, he'll do whatever it takes to curl up with Chris, wear matching crowns, eat yummy food, and watch Kate Middleton become a princess.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,684 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
What It Means by Keitorin Asthore reviews
The act passed in New York on June 24th meant a lot to two boys in Lima, Ohio. Klaine. Oneshot. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Little Klaine Scenes by GeniaTheParadox reviews
A drabble collection of some short scenes, fluffy scenes between Kurt and Blaine that I wish could have happened on the show.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,365 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Crossing Over by GennaWeasley reviews
It's just a semi-normal week at camp for Addi and Nico. But an egyptian amulet is causing problems for Addi and camp being camp, some oddness pops up I swear on the Styx that it's better than this summary may lead you to believe...
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,791 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Nico A. - Complete
The Snake and the Badger by particularly good finder reviews
Karofsky and Azimio were just Kurt's stupid Slytherin roommates. Their insults shouldn't matter. Not after five years. But at least Kurt had a brother to turn to, even if he was just a Hufflepuff. Hogwarts AU. Furt.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,206 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
Fuel Stop by Thimble reviews
Rory and Amy are stuck in Cardiff while the Tardis refuels, so Rory introduces his wife to an old friend. Fluff. Cheese. Rated T for innuendo.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Rory W., Jack H. - Complete
Greek Angels by EmpressOfSarcasm reviews
*POST-TLO AND POST-MAX!* What if the flock was the seven half-bloods from Rachel's prophecy? Who are their godly parents? Is this how Max will save the world? Read to find out all these questions and more! Fax Percabeth Eggy
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,384 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Max, Percy J.
Well I'm Sorry I Can't Afford a Ferrari by bdrake07 reviews
"We aren't exactly rolling in dough, if you know what I mean." "Well of course not," Wes says. "That would mean you were bakers." Kurt/Blaine. Rated T for Language.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,216 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Finn and Blaine's Adventure In Running Errands by particularly good finder reviews
Kurt's been planning Rachel's birthday party for ages, and nothing can go wrong. But he can trust Finn and Blaine to run a few simple errands for him, can't he?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,962 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Finn H., Blaine A. - Complete
Still Going The Distance by ARandomFan91 reviews
Sequel to Go The Distance! Picks up right where we left off! The adventures of Kurt and Blaine living the famous life! I recommend reading the original first. AU
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,881 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Another Way to Meet by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Kurt was never sent to spy on The Warblers and the first time he meets Blaine is at Sectionals. AU Klaine
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,571 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 66 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Pillow Talk and Pending Parenthood by Ashabadash reviews
Future!Klaine. Family!Klaine. Kurt and Blaine lay in bed and discuss the next steps coming in their relationship. More inside...
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,316 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Fondue For Two: Jesse St James by superdupersk8r61 reviews
Brittany's latest guest on Fondue for Two is the glee club's new show choir consultant Jesse St. James. In this episode, Brittany takes a hard-hitting look at life's toughest questions with topics such as sweater vests, hobbits, and garden vegetables.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Brittany P., Jesse sJ. - Complete
Of Fondue and Rumors by particularly good finder reviews
Brittany invites Kurt and Blaine to be on her hit webshow, Fondue For Two. For some unknown and inane reason, they accept.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
5 Years by Gilbert Winchester reviews
Dalton-verse Jogan prompt. It's been 5 years since Julian left Dalton, 5 years since he's seen a certain blonde prefect. 5 years, that is, until the two meet again at a Starbucks in New York City.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Complete
Paper by Wunder Boy reviews
"You know, I was dragged to a lot of art exhibits when I was younger." / Dalton-verse. Future Jogan drabble.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Dalton Academy Warblers - Complete
After Me, The Deluge by The Guitar Slayer reviews
He wished he was the other chap that was good at time manipulation AND had an umbrella. The Doctor goes back to Versailles for a last goodbye...or does he? 10/Reinette, two endings, your choice.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,413 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 10/22/2006 - 10th Doctor, Reinette - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 5064 - Favs: 11,625 - Follows: 1,341 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Hag Club by particularly good finder reviews
Every girl wants a gay best friend. But there's more to the job requirements than meets the eye. Luckily, our hags are up for the challenge. Kinn. Blam.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,860 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
In Which Wes Loves Klaine A Little Too Much by mental dance party reviews
Wes and David are walking in the halls of Dalton when they see Kurt and Blaine one of the lounges. They're closer to each other than usual physically and Kurt's bedazzling. Set during the Klaine kiss in 2x16.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Wes, David - Complete
More Than Friends by xbluejayx reviews
Nick likes Jeff and Jeff likes Nick. Will it take them as long as Klaine did to get together? Nick/Jeff, Klaine and awesome Warbler friendships.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Jeff, Nick - Complete
To Fly With You by particularly good finder reviews
The tragic, untold love story of two birds from different worlds.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Hedwig, Pavarotti - Complete
Get Back To Glee Club! by C.C. Nyde reviews
Get ready to get back to Glee Club with Finn, Puck, Rachel, and Puck's stupid dumb little gay friend, Kurt! *Glee/AVPM crossover* Complete crack!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,410 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Finn H., Kurt H.
With Bells On by WhatIKnew reviews
Established relationship, shortly after the events of Original Song. In which Kurt and Blaine make out, keep getting interrupted, and Blaine ends up on the floor. A lot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,147 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Fly by particularly good finder reviews
Kurt made his mother a promise to never, ever lose himself. And he plans to keep that promise.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Dwight's Supernatural Adventure by peeweequidditchplayer reviews
Most of the characters featured in this fanfic are from CP Coulter's Dalton so all credit goes to her. The Winchester brothers go and investigate strange goings on at Dalton Academy for Boys, especially at Windsor House...
Crossover - Supernatural & Glee - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,499 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Dean W., Blaine A. - Complete
The Alex and Charlie Gig by Wizardslover reviews
Alex Day and Charlie McDonnell are playing a Sons of Admirals Gig, but what of their relationship? Oh, and i don't own Charlieissocoollike or Nerimon. wow.. if i did! R&R please :
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Complete
The Boy from the Lima Bean by heystella reviews
AU. There are three things he knows about Kurt. One, he's a barista at the Lima Bean. Two, he does community theater. Three, he's totally going to take Blaine out for a movie date this Friday. K/B.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,356 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Soul Vacation by icedintheveins reviews
Blaine attends school in London, and it causes troubles in his and Kurt's relationship. Klaine. With Finchel, Quick, and Mervid.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,272 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
You and I by Keitorin Asthore reviews
In retrospect, Blaine was pretty sure he could put a Katy Perry song to every key point in his relationship with Kurt. Klaine. Current chapter: "Lost"
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,647 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 619 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Silly Love Songs by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Klaine Future Fic. Coffee order dates are something that will always be so Klaine.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Year Was 1624 by YaoiIsLove reviews
AU. To lay with another man is a crime against god. He knew this, and he knew he would not allow himself to be charmed by young lord Anderson under the ruse of being a maiden.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,089 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Surfing the Web by Sparklefarey16 reviews
When Kurt's left alone with nothing but bio homework, you can bet your butt that won't be getting done. The internet is a hypnotic thing, where one's fanboy can finally show... Klaine
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,162 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 44 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Heat Of The Moment by Stellata reviews
Castle has written his latest novel - starring two characters quite obviously based on Ryan and Esposito. How will Esposito react upon realizing just what kind of relationship Castle suggests Detectives 'Bryan' and 'Martinez' have? Ryan/Esposito slash.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Javier E., Kevin R. - Complete
It's Complicated: A Facebook Adventure by aspiringtoeloquence reviews
Who needs enemies when you have your facebook friends?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,299 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
The Christmas Invasion by RachelRiot90 reviews
It's two days before Christmas, seven years in the future, and the Hudson-Hummels are about to descend on Kurt and Blaine's New York apartment for the holidays. But first Blaine has a little proposal to make...
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,154 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
So I Went and Let You Blow My Mind by klemonademouth reviews
"I stand by my belief that someday, I will meet Neil Patrick Harris, he will fall madly in love with me, we will run off to Vegas, and do the equivalent of having 12 babies." May end up being a slight AU. Filling in the gaps of Blaine's life. BlainexKurt
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,870 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 925 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Kiss by NotSorry reviews
"I bet you're just too scared to join in on the fun. You're scared that you won't be able to beat my reign for the last two years." Hummels never backed down from a challenge.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,279 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
YouTube, Coffee and Kisses by KlainexXxArygon reviews
How do these things have anything to do with Kurt and Blaine? Does it bring them together?
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Amadeus in Wonderland by C.C. Skylan reviews
A present day high school boy finds himself in the magical Wonderland
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 12/26/2010 - White Rabbit, Alice
Unjellify by static-harmony reviews
Blaine was just minding his own business, and then Kurt comes up to him with a wand. - I honestly have no idea where this came from.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
A Very Merry Poppy and James Christmas by Spider Baby-Firefly reviews
Poppy is an Elf, James is a gingerbread man, and Ash...well, you'll see. I may or may not need a psychologist.
Night World series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/26/2010 - James R., Poppy N. - Complete
Frustration by fagur fiskur reviews
Kurt is Team Gaga. Blaine is Team Perry. Most of Dalton is Team Shut-up-and-make-out-already. Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,734 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
someday i'll see you walk out that door by particularly good finder reviews
They had to leave; they had to run. But that doesn't make it any less painful for the ones they love. -Kurt/Blaine, Sam/Blaine, Finn/Kurt friendship, Sam/Finn friendship-
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,062 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Sam E., Blaine A. - Complete
Take Me To New Zealand by thatpotterfreak reviews
jane surprises the team by taking them on a trip halfway around the world, to a country that none of them have ever heard of. there will be jisbon and rigspelt! rated T, coz rigsby and grace cant keep their hands off each other, enjoy!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,406 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Grace vP., Wayne R.
Brothers, Break Ups, and Betrayals by particularly good finder reviews
In which New Directions throws a party, Kurt has a stupid idea, Jesse causes trouble, Finn gets super mad, Blaine's mom comes home, and David hatches a plan. The wild, dramatic, humorous beginning to a festive winter break.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,762 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
The Online Saga of Porcelain and Hobbit boy by eat-drums reviews
One-Shot Klaine. Jumping on the Facebook bandwagon for some laughs with our favourite boys Kurt and Blaine as they both learn that social networking sites are as much of a curse as a blessing! From 2x06 to post-2x10
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,528 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Magic by Mrs. Roonil Wazlib reviews
It's 2021, and Blaine's still obsessed with Harry Potter. Some things change, but some things never do.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Not How It Was Expected by xSadistxFujix reviews
And Burt had thought he had to worry about *Blaine* pressuring Kurt. He couldn't have been more wrong. This was not what he expected at all. Klaine, Burt 3rd person POV
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Perfect Crush by And-Your-Point-Is.542 reviews
I could never get him off of his mind. He seems uninterested. Unnoticing. That is, until he serenades me in front of the entire Warblers. It was perfect. Crush by David Archuleta. Blaine/Kurt, Klaine, Blurt.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Years To Our Future by meganthegleek reviews
After a mutual break up between Kurt and Blaine, how will their past affect their relationships and will their lives cross again? Kurt/Blaine Kurt/OC Blaine/OC
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,879 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Relatives, Reunions, and Rachel Stalking by particularly good finder reviews
In which a certain traitor makes a return, Blaine has parent issues, Kurt gets some action, and the boys play Call of Duty...again.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,449 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Scribbles, Spies, and Little White Lies by aspiringtoeloquence reviews
Blaine and Kurt have been friends for months, and it's about time they were more than that - this is what Wes and David have decided, and, luckily for Blaine and Kurt, they have formulated the perfect plan to make sure it happens...
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,409 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 11/30/2010 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Sleepovers, Sex, and Stolen Kisses by particularly good finder reviews
In which the boys plays Call of Duty, the girls talk too much, Wes gets more than he bargained for, and Blaine has a pretty terrible night.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,484 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 45 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Facebook Fun by Phantom of a Rose reviews
The Glee clubs live as seen through their Facebook comments. Klaine. Harry Potter references - BEWARE! :D
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 52 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Friends, Family, and Food, Glorious Food by particularly good finder reviews
In which Wes and David mooch, Blaine tags along, Finn makes new friends, Grandma Hummel preaches, and Kurt just wants some pie; this is a Hummel-Hudson Thanksgiving to remember.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,512 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 41 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Why Kurt Hummel Hates Facebook by broadwaypants reviews
Kurt really, really should have just de-friended Jesse when he had the chance. His facebook wall and his relationship with Blaine would certainly have been a lot more... normal if he had.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,800 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 1,372 - Follows: 116 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
A Very Potter Dream by LuvMeSumGlee reviews
Kurt gets sick and in his fever-induced dream, it's time to Get Back to Hogwarts, where all the Glee kids know Blaine's cool
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
A Very Potter Reading by YaoiIsLove reviews
Glee cast reading wherein Darren and Chris can't stop quoting AVPM/AVPS and everyone is confused.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 55 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
What Can I Get by Threepwillow reviews
With their latest fundraising endeavor, Kurt is seriously thisclose to quitting Cheerios. And cryptic text messages from Blaine are SO not helping. :::Oneshot, Kurt/Blaine, side Brittany/Santana, warning for douchey jocks:::
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,595 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 985 - Follows: 71 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Red Bull and Cookie Dough by Keitorin Asthore reviews
Wherein Kurt forgets about his algebra test and tries to pull an all-nighter with the help of about twelve cans of Red Bull, thereby annoying the living daylights out of Finn, Quinn, and Mercedes. Oneshot. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,567 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
Snowpocalypse by bandtogetherandfight reviews
Written for the St. Berry stage door challenge posted by Gemelli22 and inspired in small part by a story that Lea Michele told in an interview with Seth Rudetsky.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Jesse sJ., Rachel B. - Complete
James Finds the Answers by fuego92 reviews
James Sirius Potter wants to know why his father is famous, so what does he do? Google it of course! Unfortunately, A Very Potter Musical is going to give him and his siblings just as many questions as answers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,727 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 7/24/2010 - James S. P., Harry P.
More Harpers by BeastlessBelle reviews
Gwen's having Owen's baby, and now she's on bed rest.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 9,082 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Gwen C., Owen H.
Five Times Rory Met Jack by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
because waiting two thousand years and being plastic you're bound to meet an immortal time traveller at some point in your life
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 50 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Jack H., Rory W. - Complete
Are you supposed to be Marty McFly? by broadwaypants reviews
When the TARDIS appears in Kurt's backyard, he knows he should be freaking out and he should call the police or something. But he's too distracted by the fashion anomaly in front of him.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 56 - Published: 6/30/2010 - 11th Doctor, Kurt H. - Complete
The Weakness of Dean Winchester by Synesthete314 reviews
The apocalypse is over. And really, nothing has changed. Until, "Name's Captain Jack Harkness. I've got a proposition for you." Post-CoE. Spoilers through 5.21. One-shot. Complete.
Crossover - Supernatural & Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Dean W., Jack H. - Complete
Hunted by JillianCasey reviews
A continuation of Dangerous Game. Highly recommended that you read that first. Beckett tries to figure out where she wants things to go with Castle. Meanwhile, a serial killer fixates on Beckett.
Castle - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 114,200 - Reviews: 1057 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Kate B., Rick C. - Complete
The Marauder Interview by ThisCouldTheoreticallyBeSparta reviews
I interview James, Sirius, Remus and Peter. Duh?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Complete
The New Recruit by NoVacancyMind reviews
Well he couldn't just let her KEEP the bus-- MAJOR spoilers for PotD. Crossover with Torchwood but pre-COE so no longer canon compliant : Dedicated to the RRA who welcomed me with open arms.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Christina dS., Jack H. - Complete
Potter Therapy! by ehwwm reviews
I'm sending the fun HP people to therapy with Dr. Bobb. There will be one on one therapy, couples therapy, death eater therapy, Voldemort therapy, and any other kind of therapy I feel like putting in there. Hopefully it will be funny. READ ON PEOPLE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/2/2008
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The Man Who Held the Sky
While traveling, the Doctor and Martha land in San Francisco, California, and encounter a strange situation. When they go to investigate, the meet a women who calls herself Artemis, and claims to be the Greek goddess. Together, they must defeat the creature that's causing the strange happenings in the otherwise-peaceful city. (Doctor Who/Greek Mythology crossover, of sorts)
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,153 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2013 - 10th Doctor, Martha J.
One Month reviews
Julian Larson ignored his stalker and left Dalton after the fair. Derek tells Logan Jules's secrets, after Logan confesses to feeling the same. What happens after Logan flies out to LA? DALTON BELONGS TO CP COULTER. Story is better than the summary!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Dalton Academy Warblers - Complete
A Fangirl's Adventure Through the Whoniverse reviews
The Doctor lands in a parallel universe... ours. Where a popular show outlines his life and people think he's just a story. He goes undercover as a student in a local high school and meets me, Sydney, a huge fan of his show. Full summary inside!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/2/2012
A Strange Romance: Drapple from Harry's POV reviews
The title tells all. It's the classic Drapple story with more scenes added, as seen by one Harry Potter, who is left pining over Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Draco M., Frank B.
Mutants Meet the Gods reviews
The flock arrives at Camp Half-Blood and are discovered as demigods. What does it mean when Angels godly parent doesn't claimed her right away? What happens when sparks fly between Max and Percy? Thalia and Fang? Annabeth and mystery camper?
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,181 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Max, Percy J.
The Accidental Serenading reviews
Blaine and Sam are best friends. Blaine has a crush on Sam, so he writes him a song, "Sammy". After a long day with his friend, he goes back to his dorm and plays it. I don't own the song, it's "Sami" written by Darren Criss. Sam is bi and still at Dalton
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Blaine A., Sam E. - Complete
A Journey Through Facebook reviews
This is my first Glee story, and Facebook fic. it has klaine, quam, finchel, mentions of: jesse/blaine and sam/blaine and hints of wevid. it is a story of Klaine I hope you like it! There are A Very Potter Musical references. read & reveiw. I OWN NOTHING!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,208 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
How Kurt and Blaine First Get Together reviews
Kurt goes home with Blaine after school one day and they lose track of time. The next thing they now Kurt has to leave, and Blaine doesn't want him to. Then, they song about it. Kurt discovers Blaine's feelings for him are the same Kurt has for Blaine.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Albus's Christmas reviews
created during my english class as an assignment. it is about Dumbeldore coping after Aberforth gets expelled the day before Christmas. Albus is dating Rons great-aunt Muriel. Albus is a student. THIS IS A PAST FIC! we figure it takes place late 1800s
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Muriel W., Albus D. - Complete