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Joined 11-13-10, id: 2615185, Profile Updated: 03-31-12

Name: People call me Amelia, or if it's my parents and I'm in trouble, Amelia Jane.

Age: Um, in my teens. That's all you're getting!

The Beginning: Okay, so I basically began my Harry Potter obsession back in second grade, when we read the books in class. I was quite immature about it too- I designed my own Hogwarts acceptance letter as soon as I figured out how to use Microsoft Word, and then I was INSANELY jealous of my best friend when she got a Harry Potter pencilcase and I couldn't get one. I didn't talk to her for three whole days.

The Insanity: As soon as I left Primary School, I left all my friends behind as well. I was going to a public school, they were going to private. I had several breakdowns, before I accidentally stumbled upon fanfiction. I was hooked.

Present Day: I'm still quite attatched to fanfiction, and according to a family friend, I am turning more and more into Luna Lovegood everyday. Honestly, I didn't notice, but apparently I even dress like her! (Not my fault I like to go barefoot and I never get cold) I'm socially awkward, and just a little bit concieted (didn't you notice?) but I can also be a very good friend. So PM if you like more stories, or want some constructive criticism, or if you want me to check out yours! Though you should probably check below to see what sort of stuff I'm interested in. . .


MY TOP SHIPS

Harry Potter + Hermione Granger: Isn't it so sweet to fall in love with your best friend? Call me delusional, call me sick, but I am a diehard Harmony Shipper, proudly standing on the deck of the HMS Pumpkin Pie. You say the ship has sailed? Why, let's see where this takes us then, because I'll stick to it until, well, quite possibly until I die. Scary thought, no?

Neville Longbottom + Luna Lovegood: I think that these two are perfect for each other. Her uniqueness completely balances out his shyness. Something I laugh about often is that in the Deathly Hallows: Part II, Neville and Luna are paired up, while in canon, it is Neville and Hannah Abbot. Though with the large absence of Hannah from the films, it was probably just convenient and easier to stick them together. Pfft.

Scorpius Malfoy+ Rose Weasley: I'm just one of those hopeless romantics who loves the whole star-crossed lovers thing. But I'm more attracted to the stories where Rose and Scorpius are extremely competetive, but are still good friends. J.K.Rowling practically told us that Scorpius and Rose would end up together with Ron's line in the Epilogue (Which I otherwise deny the exsistance of).


OTHER SHIPPING INTERESTS

I love anything written in the Marauders Era. Anything. Be it Lily+James, Sirius+OC, Remus+OC, Sirius+Remus, Regulus+OC, Snape+Lily- ANYTHING. I especially enjoy humour- the MARAUDERS ARE EPIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Of course, my favourite from this era would be the inevitable Lily+James, though I do feel dreadfully sorry for Severus. But if the story bashes him, I just go with the flow. Also, I LOVE SIRIUS BLACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He's just too awesome for words, though it is slightly creepy that I am hyper-aware of every time somebody says "serious" or "black". Hehe.

I am very, very, very against Ron+Hermione and Ginny+Harry. There are no basis for these relationships at all in my opinion, but I won't attack you with pitchforks and fire if you disagree. I am also really picky about the Dramione I read, so don't take it personally if I'm rather harsh.


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Frequency by Tend to Infinity reviews
Since Leslie's death, Jess has been obsessed with fixing radios. One day, he recieves a radio as a donation and, when he fixes it, realizes he can talk to his ten year old self, with chance to change the past. Part 1 of Atonement.
Bridge to Terabithia - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,026 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Jess A., Leslie B. - Complete
Mimi's Black Rose by xxSammySabotagexx reviews
Hermione sat beneath her tree, eyes pointed towards the sky. Tears were running down her face, as she slowly whispered, "I'm going to die." :: HG/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 51,023 - Reviews: 734 - Favs: 845 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Pride and Pretenses by Bella Elizabeth Malfoy reviews
“Why did you do it?” she asked. “Believe me Granger, if I had known it was you, I would’ve let you die.”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 112,614 - Reviews: 1497 - Favs: 1,098 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Promise Me Love by JodieLove reviews
Hermione's desperate for money. Desperate enough to accept Draco's offer to become his girlfriend for 4 months and make his dad say the fateful words he wants to hear: "You can marry anyone but her." Warning OOC Narcissa and Lucius. Re-editing, complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 85,644 - Reviews: 2307 - Favs: 1,797 - Follows: 578 - Updated: 11/11/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Manipulator of Destiny by Wheezy1 reviews
Post OotP. Harry finds that Dumbledore has been less than honest or helpful with him, takes control of his own life and finds the training he needs from others. HHr, NL, no slash. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 175,185 - Reviews: 4874 - Favs: 6,550 - Follows: 2,022 - Updated: 4/14/2006 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Linked by Philyra912 reviews
[Not HBP compatible] When a Potions assignment has a rare and disturbing side effect on Draco and Hermione, they will learn more about each other than they ever wanted to know. Runnerup at Dangerous Liaisons Awards, Winner at Dragon's Bride Awards!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 61,588 - Reviews: 2387 - Favs: 3,746 - Follows: 739 - Updated: 1/5/2006 - Published: 6/18/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Man of Unknown by Gypsy Silverleaf reviews
First fanfic of HP here, 'tis about an unknown man in Harry's life & that's all I'll give out! :-)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,605 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/4/1999