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Author has written 8 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, and Ouran High School Host Club.

Just for everyone to know, I have the tendency to delete stories I don't like anymore. Sorry.

Name(s): Rinna, Shorty, Loco, Chiquita, Mama/Mommy, Princess, Princess Neko, Neko-Chan, Ninja, NINA...

Age: 15

Gender: Female

Race: I'm Black and Italian!

Height: I'm like, 5'4, but that's as tall as I'm getting. Most of my friends are giants, though, so I'm short.

Hair Color: The sun dyed it. I have VERY dark brown but I wish it was VERY dark reddish brown :P

Eye Color: Dark Brown, but in the light they're Hazel.

Personality: I'm almost always hyper, even on my worst day and I stay on the computer whenever I'm out of school. I'm sarcastic and a dork at times, plus people say I'm annoying and read too much, and draw too much, and that I need to go outside. I can do great accent impressions and I love making people laugh, even if it means making me look stupid! Oh and I'm a little klutzy, disorganized, and sleep WAY too much, but that's the typical teen! Oh and I'm and actress in training/ soccer player! Yup that's me!

Theme Song: The First Pokemon Theme! LOL.

Favorite Quote: 'Every time you call Al a robot. God kills a kitten.'

MY deviantart :

Animes: Full Metal Alchemist, Bleach, Pokemon (the original with Misty, not the crap they have now), InuYasha, Kekkaishi, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Digimon, and Vampire Knight.

Books: Vampire Academy, To Kill A Mockingbird, The Outsiders, Monster High, The Clique, Vladimir Tod, Airhead series.

Cartoons: Teen Titans, HiHi Puffy Ami Yumi, Spongebob, Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends, Scooby Doo

Copy/ Paste Stuff

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you believe that the government should make levees, not war, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO


One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

I'm not afraid of Death, what's it gonna do kill me?

If two wrongs don't make a right...try three.

When life gives you lemons, squirt them in the eyes of your enemies.

Don't knock on death's door, ring the doorbell and run- he hates that!

My knight in shining turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

It's better to keep quiet and let someone think you're stupid, than to open your mouth and prove it.

It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt...then it's hilarious.

if you talk about me i got some advice. click your heels 3 times and say 'i wish i had a life'!

OMG! i think i just saw a flying bird!

let me write that down in my 'things i dont really give f about' notebook.

yea you have the right to your own opinion, but i have the right to think your stupid.

warning: im sarcastic and i hurt peoples feeling sometimes, boo hoo. get over it.!

I don't obsess, I think intensely!

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

"Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? i just want to know who the hell is drinking my damn soda."

I dream of a better world...where chickens can cross roads without having their morals questioned.

"The greener grass on the other side is probably just artificial turf."

"Nobody move! I dropped my brain."

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."

"He who laughs last didn't get it."

Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?

-When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

-Education is important; school however, is another matter.

I had my soul removed to make room for sarcasm and I don't regret it.

-Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder!

-Hello. You have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are, where you are from, and what you want so there is no need to leave a message.

-Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

-The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

-I got an A in philosophy because I proved my professor doesn’t exist.

-If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either.

-Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them?

-There are no stupid questions – just a bunch of inquisitive idiots.

-Politics is war without bloodshed. War is politics with bloodshed.

-High School Musical 3 and Saw V were the two top movies at the box office when they opened. One depicted gruesome on screen torture. The other was about a guy with a saw.

It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

-People say satire is dead. It’s not dead. It’s alive and living in the White House.

-I’m not afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.

-I do not deny everything.

-Sometimes the mind, for reasons we do not necessarily understand, just decides to go into storage.

Love me or hate me. Personally I could care less

-Isn't it ironic . . . we ignore those who adore us, adore those who ignore us, hurt those who love us, and love those who hurt us

-Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls.

-Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I'll take over...

-Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dislexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

The road to success is always under construction.

Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement.

Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.

Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.

When the going gets tough, the tough get duct tape

Life's tough...Get a helmet

I stopped fighting my inner demons... We're on the same side now!

SHUT UP VOICES!! or I'll poke you with the Q-tip again...

If Barbie's So Popular, Why Do You Have To Buy Her Friends

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Act Your Age by Fullmetal224 reviews
Roy treats Ed like a 2-year-old. Ed hates Roy. I suck at summaries. R&R. Contains spanking and diapering of Ed and Envy
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 10,590 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 10/11/2015 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Edward E., Roy M.
Erin Booker:Teenage Drama Queen by TophSenpai reviews
Erin is leaving her beloved New York for Japan? Now that she has encountered the Host club, will her life ever be the same again? That's easy. No it will not.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 88,771 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 8/28/2015 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Hikaru H., OC
Envy's Obsession by XxXBittersweet DreamsXxX reviews
Envy amongst the rest of the Homonculus are imprisoned in a lonesome mansion unless they are able to find a willing sacrifice to unlock them. Twistedly enough, Envy is given a task to raise and care for little Edward as an infant to adulthood by being placed in his room whilst protecting the tyke from the dangers of their own household, the Homonculus.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,685 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Edward E., Envy
Seeing Green by Adorkablelinkk reviews
Edward just wanted to do get through high school, and be able to take care of Al and himself. Get a nice job, marry a nice girl, and maybe have some nice kids too. The rain washed away the "perfect" dream, and now all he can see is green. Envy x Ed
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,751 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/18/2013 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Envy, Edward E.
The Light Scent after Rain by cherryinthebowl reviews
Your new campus life has just started. Every exciting aspects of college life aside,,,You don't even know who you really are! Until the truth is out, you should keep yourself away from trouble right? Reader insert , Human names used, PrussiaXReaderXGermany
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,199 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Germany, Prussia
Hetalia Song Book by Captain Riley reviews
A collection of Smutty/Anguish/Crack stories. All pairings are with /Character x Reader x Character/ or /Character x Reader/ Taken from various songs that fit the pairings.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,000 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Germany, Prussia, England/Britain - Complete
BECAUSE I'M GERMANY by sugarchupchup34 reviews
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 15,361 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Fix Me by NobleAndAncientLineBlack reviews
Ever since her best friend started dating Embry Call, Erin always seems to find herself in awkward situations with Jacob Black. He keeps staring at her as if she's the most amazing girl around. That should creep her out, right? So why does she like it? OC/JACOB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 95 - Words: 252,487 - Reviews: 1630 - Favs: 841 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Jacob - Complete
A Million Reasons Why by Wasabi-san reviews
-"You don't have to like someone for something. That's not really liking them." ED/ENVY HIGH SCHOOL AU. First FMA ever. Please R&R
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,033 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Edward E., Envy - Complete
Lies For You by IMAxENIGMAx reviews
Lilli isn't a happy girl like everyone thinks she is she is depressed and Vash doesnt know it. First Fanfic summerys bad better one inside rated T cause im paronied. Human names used Switzerland and Liechtenstein.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,541 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Liechtenstein, Switzerland
Never Forgotten by tsundere-tomato-luvr reviews
Lovino didn't care about his brother! Everyone knew that...but they didn't know half of it...ITACEST DISCONTINUED.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,580 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 1/31/2011 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
The Best Years by Jagsrule5 reviews
Every so often, the door to the legendary music room #3 opens. A dazzling light pulls you in, the petals dance, and without even a choice in the matter... you find yourself standing at the grandiose gates of Ouran Academy. With fantasy and reality constantly clashing, I can't help but wonder how such a simple transfer abroad could go so horribly wrong. Self-insert
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,861 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 6/8/2011
Lifetime Worth of Feelings by Captain Riley reviews
When Gilbert is finally set free after nearly 70 years in prison, how will this effect you? Will your bond with Germany grow weak, as your bond with Prussia grows stronger? Rated M for Limes and Lemons (Germany x Reader x Prussia) On Hiatus for now.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,019 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Prussia, Germany
Kindergarten Angst by Cherry82 reviews
The Axis Power Nations are just trying to fight off the Allied Forces. But what happens when Italy finds a strange green powder that transforms him and Japan to mere children? Germany is in trouble. Spanking in later chapters! *Story is Complete*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,520 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Romano and the Former Nations Club by Lady Divinity Cosplay reviews
South Italy feels like he's not neccessary on the world stage with his younger brother around so he goes and gets involved with the Former Nations Club. He gets involved with the various nations that have left the world stage, especially Prussia. Slash.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,896 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 6/20/2010 - [S. Italy/Romano, Prussia] - Complete
What happens when the Volturi visit by Erin da half-vamp demi god reviews
Okay! This is going to be discontinued... but if you really, really, want to read it... go ahead. But I'm not writing more. Go to my little profile and I'll tell you more about what I'll do with the plot line of it! I will make another better version!
Crossover - Twilight & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,184 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 1/11/2010
Mistake by namedeleted18 reviews
"What's a nice way of saying, "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother?" Prussia, Romano, Italy, and Germany...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,471 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Prussia, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
The Gentleman's Way by PwnedByPineapple reviews
When on a field trip in Paris, Tamaki learns how to charm women from the master.
Crossover - Ouran High School Host Club & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Tamaki S., France - Complete
The TALK by crocious reviews
In which the Bad Touch Trio accidentally corrupts poor little Germany's mind. You wonder what the hell is wrong with his porn? It's because he learned from these guys. Includes awkward brother talk between Prussia and adolescent Germany.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Prussia, Germany - Complete
Austria's Phonecall by siriusxremus22 reviews
Austria is bored. What happens when he calls Germany who is spending time with Prussia? Disclaimer: I don't own the characters. 10th reviewer gets a story of their choice any rating, any hetalia pairing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Why Germany Drags Prussia to Important Meetings by Frauggie reviews
What happens when Ludwig finally decides to leave Gilbert home during an important meeting? He was better off not knowing; and it all started with the sexting. submitted for Meinbruder pornfest, and de-anon from kink-meme
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,386 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Prussia, Germany - Complete
Branded by The-4th-Deathly-Hallow reviews
Germany wants everyone to know that Prussia belongs to him. So he decides to brand him...with the Prussian eagle. Will Prussia agree to this? I rated this M, but it's just for safety. This is really more T-plus...but FF doesn't have that...but R&R!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Physicals, and Why They Suck by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
AU, sequel to "Doctor, Doctor". In which Gilbert goes to get a checkup and gets thoroughly violated. Again. Doctor!Ger/student!Pru, full version moved to tumblr sorry
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,903 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Release by Psycho and Princess reviews
What Envy was doing was a release, he didn't see anything wrong with it. Until the real Edward Elric had to come in and ruin his fun. Rated for tourture and implied rape.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,503 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Envy, Pride
Toddler by Vladimir D. Cloud reviews
I'm not very good at titles or summaries, my editors usually do that. Basically Ed is turned into a toddler.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,051 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 4/9/2011 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Edward E., Roy M.
Vanished by Say It Say My Name reviews
What happens when Prussia wanders, wasted, into Switzie's home and removes his pants in the presence of Liechtenstein? Well, not what you'd expect, as America is there to save the day and UK is only happy to vanish Prussia away. Warning!OCs. Finished!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,867 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Prussia
Doctor, Doctor by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
AU. Gilbert has to get a prostate exam. Thank god his doctor's gorgeous. Doctor!Germany/universitystudent!Prussia PWP, full version moved to tumblr sorry
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,630 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
I Didn't Know I'd Love You So Much by Broken Headphones reviews
Edward has his entire life planned out from college to his death day. Enter Envy Bradley, the new student who won't leave our dear shrimp alone. That life-planner might need to be put on hold for a while when life suddenly punches you in the gut.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,413 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/19/2011 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Envy, Edward E. - Complete
Side by Side by indigo's ocean reviews
Edward Elric, the German exchange student, gets 'adopted' by two of his classmates: Roy Mustang and Envy. The trio live through fights, frights, and opening nights, and Ed eventually forms a bond with both that will last his whole life.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 93,032 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Envy, Edward E.
Loud as You Want by Cameron Kennedy reviews
Italy might not have passed any math classes, but Germany knew his facts: Prussia plus Sexual Innuendos equaled Chaos and Humiliation for All Involved... They were SO screwed...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,504 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/10/2011 - N. Italy, Germany, Prussia - Complete
Real Men Use Viagra And Not Yaoi Doujinshi by pelokkain reviews
Germany gets lost in Italy; his clothes are so horribly unfashionable that they taint the scenery; thus, Romano takes it upon himself to make him fabulous.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,214 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 9/11/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Germany
In the Closet by JoyHeart reviews
One Shot: Italy is scouring Germany's house for pasta. Pasta senses tingling, he breaks down a door that releases in Germany memories he had forgotten long ago. Perhaps together both of them could remember something long forgotten?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,207 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Teens by wolfishmeow reviews
I suck at summaries.Basically, the decomissioned Sector V. Kids meet again in their teenage years. How will it work out? :o
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,389 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Kuki S./Numbuh 3, Wallabee B./Numbuh 4
Total drama: Obsessed by dreamgirl445 reviews
***APPS STILL open!*** obsessed campers come for a new season! APPS FOR GIRLS ONLEY PLEZZ!
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,261 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Chris M.
Heart Shaped Glasses by Mlle Fangs reviews
Yaoi, rated M for later chapters. Edvy. Envy: a wild teenager on a motorbike that knows some stuff about how it goes in the world Edward: an A student with big plans for the future... Can you imagine themselfs together? No? They can't either. Or can they?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,599 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Envy, Edward E.
Gegen Gott by PockymonX3 reviews
Homosexuality is a sin, what I've been taught my whole life. Ever since the accident. Then I met him, at a Catholic school of all places. Edvy.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,706 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Edward E., Envy - Complete
Things Lieutenant Chronos is Banned from doing by dani-pandy reviews
a list made by Roy mustang stating what his pain in the ass subordanite Lieutenant Erin Chronos is no longer allowed to do while working with him.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 11,219 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Jean H., Maes H., Roy M.
ULQUIORRA: The Owner's Guide and Manuel by Doggy L.O.A.C.W.D.M reviews
I do not own Ulquiorra. Tite Kubo does. I do not own the Guide idea. I STILL don't know who does :P.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,857 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Ulquiorra - Complete
A Note to the Fangirls from Edward Elric by AdventureAddict reviews
You just don't get it, do you? I am not something to just boss around as you please. Not only is fanfiction completely illogical, it's downright annoying!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,142 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Edward E. - Complete
150 Things no longer aloud in the Military by DN-Lover reviews
It's a list compiled of 150 things that Ed or any else may do in the military. One-shot, and it's meant to be funny. Slight warning on some of the lines since they might be crude/and or yaoi based.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Complete
Thief! by Novelist Pup reviews
AU: Central High, notorious public school where illegal activity is A OK, and Edward Elric is the newest student. And then there's Envy, local klepto with a little big crush. This looks like trouble. :EnvyEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,977 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Edward E., Envy
Living With Lunatics by ofmustachesandtomatoes reviews
What happens when Envy, Wrath, Edward, and Alphonse decide to live together? Edvy, possible future WrathXAl Warning: Can get pretty random. Based on my random thoughts
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,511 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/9/2008 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Edward E., Envy
Daddy Palm Tree by Seto's Darkness reviews
Orphan Ed was sent to an exclusive school by his rich benefactor. And on that school, he meets the snobbish teen, Envy. Would he realize that his beloved Daddy Palm Tree and Envy is just the same person? [EnvyEd, others, AU]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,839 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 65 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Edward E., Envy
Envy's Favorite Things by LiteUptheNite reviews
from the song, favorite things except envy sings about his favorite chibi
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Envy, Edward E. - Complete
A Three Bean Salad by razatip reviews
Envy gets quite a surprise from his two lovely little chibis. Threesome, EdoxEnvyxPride
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,781 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Envy, Edward E. - Complete
The Killer Furby of Doom by enVii reviews
Australia Day Special! Envy and Wrath’s plans to aquire an ultimately destructive death weapon are foiled by the postal system. Now it’s up to them, Roy, and Ed to stop a Killer Furby of Doom on the loose and save an obscure holiday. [oneshot]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/25/2006 - Envy, Edward E. - Complete
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Edward Hates Fridays reviews
A long overdue prize for SaphireWhiteWolf. Summary: Edward really hates Fridays. Especially went they turn out like this...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Edward E., Envy - Complete
Defying Gravity reviews
When you find the right person, it's all about the moments that make you laugh and the ones you'll never forget, whether they're good or bad, happy or sad. Eventual Edvy/Ed x Envy
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,308 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Envy, Edward E.
Tamaki Suou Learns 60 Things About Girls reviews
Summary: Tamaki "finds" a list about 60 things that boys should know about girls and decided to test them on his newest target, Haruhi's cousin Koneko. TamakixOC, implied past TamakixHaruhi, hints of HikaruxHaruhi. First Ouran ff, PLEASE REVIEW!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,028 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Tamaki S.
150 Things No Longer Allowed in the Military reviews
Extended Version This includes the orignal list by DN-Lover, along with why each rule was made. Wondering why you can't burst into song or why hiding Roy's gloves is a bad idea? READ THIS TO FIND OUT!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,448 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Edward E.
The Puppeteer reviews
When FMA fan Rin Almirez makes paper cut outs of her favorite characters and acts out unimaginable scenes, they ACTUALLY HAPPEN IN THE FMA VERSE! Can Ed, Envy, Al, and the others stop the "Puppeteer" from destroying their lives? Some EdxEnvy; T for swears
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Edward E., Envy
Small Packages reviews
They say good things come in small packages, but what good could possibly come out of a 2-year-old who's not even potty trained! Some Parental! Ed and Parental! Al; no pairings.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,833 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/10/2011 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Alphonse E., Edward E.
All We Have Is Each Other
Oneshot: They were siblings and they had each others back, no matter the cost. Features Ed, Al, and an OC sibling from birth to the present.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,426 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Simple Mistakes reviews
All Envy was supposed to do was go and get the chibi for Dante. He got one alright-just the wrong one. It's a wonder how that one simple mistake, ending up having so many terrible consequences. No Pairings. T for language.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,484 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Envy, Edward E.