Author has written 21 stories for Twilight, Harry Potter, Alex Rider, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Naruto.
Go Plot Bunnies! Achive World Domination!
HI peoples. Sanity here
So you really really must know more about me?
Can I ask why?
Because because why?
Because because because
Because because bec-
Knock it off will you?
Well fine then be that way.
Younger then my parents
My chest to to big and I'm missing a very improtent body part to be classed as a guy...
Not that I know of...
Nope just sensless.
Are you a compleat idiot?
No. Parts of me are missing...
I know I'm insane... It keeps me from going crazy. (It does!)
I'm the kind of girl who will burst out laughing, in dead silence... because of something that happened yesterday. (Happens many times)
Laugh and the world laughs with you,
Laugh hysterically, for no apparent reason... and they'll leave you alone. (They really do)
When arguing with an idiot just make sure they're not doing the same thing! (hehe why no one argues with me)
I ran into my ex the other day... Put it in reverse and hit him again. (I have and I'll do it again [not literally])
When life gives you Lemons... Make Apple Juice then sit back and let the world wonder how the hell you did. (This is fun)
You laugh because I'm different... I laugh because you're all the same! (That I do)
Never argue with an idiot... they will just drag you down to their level and beat you with experiance (Being an idiot... This is how I win my arguments)
Do one brave thing to day... Then run like hell! (Good advise)
The heart wants what the heart wants... But when he's an ass... The friend wants a shot gun. (I have been the friend many many times)
Drink up while you can... cause sooner or later you'll be legal. (made this up because it's true)
I keep missing my ex... But my aim’s improving. (I've never missed)
I laugh because I have no idea what's going on. (Too true)
Life sucks... So be a dick and get somethin' out of it! (Again made up because it's true)
If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed. (Sad but so so true)
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You are a Clueless Uke!
Having a good time is what you're all about. You're satisfied just to have someone to eat hamburgers and play video games with, and are completely oblivious to other's manipulative behavior. You don't expect much, and that can be a good thing. You're perfect prey for the Opportunist Seme, who might take advantage of you, but you probably won't even notice, or really care, as long as you're enjoying yourself.
Most compatible with: Opportunist Seme, Romantic Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Don't Fuck With Me Seme
What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at SemeUke.com, or get yaoi merchandise..
What do the Harry Potter Adults think of you:
Albus Dumbledore isnt surprised by how evil you turned out to be.
Lord Voldemort loves you and thinks you are a great Death Eater.
Minerva McGonagall thinks you are sick and twisted.
Severus Snape hates you but tries to act as if he likes you around Voldemort.
Rubeus Hagrid is scared of you.
Horace Slughorn avoids you like the plague and thinks you're scary.
Sirius Black thinks youre hott but would never ever tell anyone that.
Remus Lupin thinks you are worse than Bellatrix Lestrange.
Bill Weasley day dreams about you even though you hate him.
Lucius Malfoy loves everything about you and loves torturing people for you.
Bellatrix Lestrange is jealous of you and wants to kill you.
Peter Pettigrew is terrified of you and runs when he sees you.
All I can say to this is: Yes! *Happy dance*
I took this test twice... both times answering truthfully and I got a different answer:
Albus Dumbledore is glad you are an Order member but thinks youre too anxious.
Lord Voldemort sees you as a major threat and wants to have you killed as soon as possible.
Minerva McGonagall thinks you misbehave way too much.
Severus Snape hates you.
Rubeus Hagrid thinks youre a good person.
Horace Slughorn thinks you were a brilliant student with great potential.
Sirius Black loves you with all his heart and would kill for you.
Remus Lupin thinks youre a great friend.
Bill Weasley is secretly madly in love with you.
Lucius Malfoy acts like he hates you but actually has sick fantasies about you.
Bellatrix Lestrange wants to personally torture and then kill you.
Peter Pettigrew thinks you.re scary.
Total swich eh?
What do the Harry Potter characters think of you?
You enjoy spending time with friends and finding trouble. Or does trouble find you? Here's what others think about you:
Harry: I love her and she's agreed to be my girlfriend. I'm so happy!!
Hermione: She's my sister and I love spending time with her.
Ron: Harry's lucky. She's so much fun to be around.
Ginny: I hate her, she has Harry and I want him to be mine!!
Fred & George: She helps us test things out even if it's embarrassing.
Neville: She's nice enough to help me out! Harry is one lucky guy!
Draco: Potter's girl. Enough said.
Remus: She's a lovely girl. I see her as another cub just like I see Harry. He found a girl that is smart and beautiful.
Sirius: I'm so proud of my godson. If I was only younger...no I see her as my daughter and Harry had better keep her!
Minerva: Such a sweet girl. Very smart. Wonderful practical work!
Snape: Very talented in Potions. Not that I'd ever tell her.
Dumbledore: I see her as an auror!
Voldemort: I'll kill her and Potter!
Again, I took the test twice and got compleatly different answers... not that I'm complaining... I love both my answers
You've got your glare and scowl down perfectly. But what are you hiding behind that mask? Here's what others think of you:
Harry: I dislike her as much as I dislike Malfoy. She has no heart.
Hermione: She's called me mudblood more times than I can count.
Ron: She's a terror. I've seen her hex first years because they were in her way.
Ginny: She's beautiful but evil. I shudder every time she comes near.
Fred & George: We tried to prank her only once.
Neville: I'm not afraid to admit that I'm terrified of her.
Draco: She's so beautiful and she's mine!!
Remus: She refuses to listen in class and calls me dirty beast under her breath even though she knows I can hear her.
Sirius: shudders She reminds me of my mother or cousin Bellatrix.
Snape: She's Draco's girlfriend so I mark her well but she even scares me.
Dumbledore: Sadly, She's chosen what is easy over what is right. I don't see much of a future for her after school.
Voldemort: I will have her in my ranks!
What do the Harry Potter People think of you?
Your In Slytherin
Harry Hates you.
Ron Scared of you.
Hermoine Thinks your misunderstood.
Draco Is your boyfriend.
Luna Likes that you're almost as crazy as her.
Snape Likes your talent with potions.
Dumbledore Likes you a little but knows that you'll have a dark future.
Vouldemort Thinks you should join him.
Ok little Legend:
'Words' = middle of someone talking
"Words" = full speech
Words = thought
Words= specific favorites
Words = everything else...
"Our Edward, Who art in Forks, Hallowed be thy sparkles. Thy Volvo comes, thy will be fast, On Earth as it is in the meadow. Give you this day, our daily blood; Forgive us our heartbeats, As we worship Carlisle for giving you life. Lead us into temptation, Deliver us to you. For thine is the vampire, The music and the hotness, Forever and ever, A-Edward." Quoted by Alice Cullen from chapter 26 of ‘Fate’ written by bobbypingirl101 (Bella/Edward) (Twilight)
"Carlisle, for some reason, when you say therapy I think of eating disorders, voices, tackling, suicide, the civil war, and sex. I don't think it's a good idea." Quoted by Bella Cullen from chapter 40 of ‘Fate’ written by bobbypingirl101 (Bella/Edward) (Twilight)
“Yes she will! Bella loves me! Cause I’m her secret lover that’s carrying her love child!” Quoted by Emmett Cullen from chapter 43 of ‘Fate’ written by bobbypingirl101 (Bella/Edward) (Twilight)
"Now would you please go get the prat out of the rain, it's freaking me out that I'm worrying for Malfoy." Quoted by Ron Wesley from chapter 2 of ‘Mon Chat’ written by AntoinetteD (Harry/Draco) (Harry Potter) (Slash)
"Rosalie," He pointed to the hottest girl I have ever seen. She had Blonde hair and massive boobs. She would go well with my barbie-moblie. Quoted by Bella Swan from chapter 7 of ‘One Of The Boys’ written by AliBelly (Bella/Paul) (Twilight)
"It's like the Sword and the Stone, only this has to be stronger than any stone!" Suddenly there was this weird squishing/grinding/squealing sound and the fork, along with Emmett's hand, shot out of the... thing and into the air. We all stared at him in amazement and without a second's hesitation he shouted:
"I am the King of England!" Quoted by Bella Swan and Emmett Cullen from chapter 6 of ‘Trial of Love: A Demons Tale’ written by Luv U Lots and Loves (Talking about school meat loaf) (Bella) (Twilight) (Incompleat)
I giggled, "Teddy, what did George teach you to say?"
Teddy tapped his chest. "Hungwy! Fwull! Mama kwish Daddy! Daddy, whav swex wif-"
George glared at Teddy and he shut up immediately, "Uf Grege!"
I laughed, "So busted."
"What was that last one?" Molly shrieked. I blushed.
"Go on, Teddy, say it!" Harry encouraged.
Teddy looked at me and I was giggling, my hand firmly in front of my mouth.
"Daddy, whav swex wif Mama"
Molly turned to George. "George Weasley! You are grounded!" Quoted by Bellatrix Malfoy (Bella Swan), Teddy Lupin, George Weasley, Molly Weasley and Harry Potter from chapter 11 of ‘When Fiction Becomes Reality' written by XxX Fleur-Delacour XxX (Harry/Bella) (Crossover:Harry Potter/Twilight)
I RAN OVER MY BOYFRIEND! Quoted by Ashley from chapter 12 of ‘Amethyst Moon' written by PacoThePenguinShallAvengeMe (Seth/OC) (Twilight)
Okay she was on my list. Right under that squirrel. That squirrel made me hit Seth….I was going to make sure that squirrel DIES! Quoted by Ashley from chapter 13 of ‘Amethyst Moon' written by PacoThePenguinShallAvengeMe (Seth/OC) (Twilight)
Holy Hell! If Mommy were here I would face evil gummybears raging war on Shlopmatopolis! Quoted by Ashley from chapter 14 of ‘Amethyst Moon' written by PacoThePenguinShallAvengeMe (Seth/OC) (Twilight)
"My life couldn't get any worse. God is probably gasping for air, he's laughing so hard." Quoted by Bellatrix Raven Black (Bella Swan) from chapter 11 of ‘Bellatrix Raven Who?" written by XxX Fleur-Delacour XxX (Fred/Bella) (Crossover: Harry Potter/Twilight)
"I'm pregnant, darling. You can't yell at a pregnant woman."
She rolled her eyes. "I'll wait until that thing comes out of you. Then the yelling begins." Quoted by Bellatrix Weasley (Bella Swan) and Angela Webber from chapter 36 of ‘Bellatrix Raven Who?" written by XxX Fleur-Delacour XxX (Fred/Bella) (Crossover: Harry Potter/Twilight)
"This," Mother said, gesturing towards the lump at her feet. "Is a shapeshifter. If he ever comes to," she added as an afterthought.
She kicked the Indian boy softly on the side and it groaned. "Jake, if you never get up, I'm never going to have a chance to show them your ultra cool furryness," she sighed. Quoted by Bellatrix Black (Bella Swan) from chapter 8 of ‘Bellatrix Raven Who? 2: Sahara Weasley' written by XxX Fleur-Delacour XxX (Fred/Bella) (Crossover: Harry Potter/Twilight)
"Don't you dare!" I warned holding up his pants. "I have your pants hostage!" Quoted by Bella Swan from chapter 2 of ‘Sweet Animosity' written by Julietdarlin (Bella/Paul) (Twilight)
'I know that you're obsessive compulsive about your damned hair.' Quoted by Harry Potter from chapter 1 of ‘Draco Harry One Shots of Slash' written by Galadriell (Harry/Draco) (Harry Potter) (Slash)
This is not a Quote because the part I like is way too long... so instead I'm just going to say... You should read the last chapter (chapter 5) of 'I'm Not Harry' written by Galadriell (Harry/Draco) (Harry Potter) (Slash)
"Draco Malfoy, if you turn into one of Potter's obsessed fan girls, I'm going to kick your butt all the way to Alaska," Quoted by Blaise Zambini from chapter 17 of ‘Wings' written by Galadriell (Harry/Draco) (Harry Potter) (Slash)
'I just happen to be a freak that has a savior complex and a pair of wings," Quoted by Harry Potter from chapter 24 of ‘Wings' written by Galadriell (Harry/Draco) (Harry Potter) (Slash)
"Monumental? Have you been reading the dictionary again?" Quoted by Charlie Weasley from ‘Tired of Hiding' written by AntoinetteD (Another slash story)
'We really do need to get back to the Order. They probably think I'm dead." Draco was startled when Harry chuckled loudly.
"Why is that funny?"
"It's just…Do you know how many times in my life that people have thought that I was dead on different occasions?" harry chuckled again, "So it'll just be slightly funny to pop up at Headquarters and shock the hell out of everyone. "
Draco laughed too, "God, you have a dark sense of humor." Quoted by Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy from ‘End of an Era' written by AntoinetteD (Harry/Charlie) (Harry Potter) (Slash)
With a small chuckle, Draco pressed his lips against Harry's and began kissing them in earnest. Neither could hear most of the Great Hall burst into applause, neither could hear Dumbledore wolf whistle and neither boy could hear any of the rare snide remarks about them. Quoted from ‘The Mask' written by AntoinetteD (Harry/Draco) (Harry Potter) (Slash)
But something about the dog screamed 'keep me I'm lovable and you can't resist me'. Quoted by Harry Potter from ‘My Furry Little Hero' written by Madame Xela
This stuff actually happened outside of Aunt Petunia's favorite soap operas? Quoted by Harry Potter from ‘Of Princes and Fireflies' written by excentrykemuse (warning: slash story)
"And…well…er…I think my shoe ate Lillian's kitten." Quoted by Patrick Murphy from ‘Love, Laughter & Deceit' written by Verity West
"Because Patrick Murphy threw his cat eating shoe at me after I took his wand," Quoted by Sirius Potter from ‘Love, Laughter & Deceit' written by Verity West
"Living in a cupboard's not that brilliant either.' Quoted by Harry Potter from chapter 3 of ‘Drangonfly' written by Sa-kun (Slash... guess if I like slash... correct answers get cookies)
This is another non Quote... I'm just saying you should read '150 Things I am not allowed to do in Hogwarts' by CaramelBoost
"Think we've broken our record this year?" Fred nudged his twin.
"For what? The earliest point we can be inside McGonagall's office in the school year?" George answered mildly.
"Well, yeah. I would say just after sorting has to be a contender."
"You know what grates my cheese?" Fred said irately.
"That we still haven't beaten Harry and Ron?" George nodded fervently. "There's not much that can beat a flying Ford Anglia and an angry tree though. We could be trying for the rest of our lives." Quoted by Fred and George Weasley from chapter 7 of ‘140 things I am not allowed to do in Hogwarts' written by Cliodhna
It was a beautiful day at Hogwarts. Ok, the sun wasn't out. And it hadn't stopped raining in a week. But no one had made any attempt on Harry Potter's life in a few weeks, so Harry thought it was a beautiful day. Quoted from ‘Draco Loves Harry' written by bob-the-blue
"This is the will of Sirius Orion Black. His will is absolute and no one can interfere. He wills 1000 galleons to Remus Lupin, wishing the man will buy some new robes.' Quoted by a goblin from ‘Love the Dark' written by Tiro
"Bad wizards, bad wizards, to threaten Master Harry Potter sir's property!" Quoted by Kreacher from chapter 11 of ‘Love, Free as Air' written by Lomonaaeren
"I'll ignore the fact that you're stalking my sock drawer.' Quoted by Draco Malfoy from chapter 6 of ‘The Slytherin Gryffindor' written by Cheryl Dyson (slash)
Draco pinched him. "Ow! What was that for?"
"Sorry, force of habit when confronted with stupidity.' Quoted by Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy from chapter 10 of ‘The Slytherin Gryffindor' written by Cheryl Dyson
"Potter," said Draco Malfoy curtly. He looked at Al with a hint of a smile. "Shorter Potter." Quoted by Draco Malfoy from chapter 3 of ‘The Slytherin Hufflepuff' written by Cheryl Dyson (Yay slash!)
"I'm going to kiss you right now," Score said and then did. It was not a subtle kiss, but a full-on exploratory quest that left Al flushed and breathless. His friend laughed as Al stared at him in surprise.
"Sorry," Score said. "That was purely wicked of me. I just wanted to see your father's face."
"Wha—?" Al turned his head to find his father several feet away, fairly riveted with shock. Mr. Malfoy stood beside him and his expression mirrored Score's.
"My father knows about us, so it's only fair," Score rationalized and Al turned to glare at him.
"My dad's been through a lot today. The shock might have killed him."
"Your father survived a duel to the death with an evil, undead wizard. I hardly think a tiny kiss will do him in." Quoted by Albus Potter and Scorpius Malfoy from chapter 10 of ‘The Slytherin Hufflepuff' written by Cheryl Dyson
"Now Harry, promise me you'll behave this year," said Sirius sternly when they reached the platform and it was time to say goodbye. "No sleeping in your bed when you could be sneaking around the castle at night, no listening to the Prefects and absolutely no doing your homework instead of pranking Slytherins! Have I made myself clear, young man?" Quoted by Sirius Black from chapter 4 of ‘The Challenge of Being a Veela's Mate' written by Triola (More slash)
I was rather impressed by her speech, I didn't know she had it in her. Death threats and all, it was really rather sweet. Quoted by Harry Potter from chapter 5 of ‘The Challenge of Being a Veela's Mate' written by Triola
"So Harry's a poof, then? Boy, is the fan club going to be pissed." Quoted by Tonks from chapter 7 of ‘Chimera Luck' written by kalisin (As you can probibly guess from the quote... this is slash...)
"Voldemort wanted to … with you? Ewwww. I am sorry about your mother though," Quoted by Harry Potter from chapter 4 of ‘Hybrid Destiny' written by ame3565 (Slash story!)
"Long time no see, Poppy," he teased.
"Yeah, a whole day away from the infirmary. That has to be a new record, right?" she returned.
"What can I say? This is my second favourite bed. We should just put my name on it," he said. Quoted by Harry Potter and Poppy Pomfrey from chapter 8 of ‘Hybrid Destiny' written by ame3565 (Same as above... duh!)
"Five pieces of chocolate? It's no wonder you've gotten so pudgy," drawled a voice behind them.
Hermione and Draco turned around cautiously expecting to see Severus Snape. When they had turned around completely, they didn't see him anywhere. They did see, however, a smug smile on Harry's face and his wand in hand. They finally followed the line of his gaze and saw a black-eyed toad.
"Draco, I think I have a sudden craving for frog legs. What do ya think?" asked Harry, staring at the toad with malicious intent.
"I think you should turn Uncle Sev back. He's going to kill you when he's normal again," said Draco.
"Then I think I've just acquired a new pet. Besides, it's nothing less than he deserves. You heard what he said," said Harry reasonably, stalking the nervous toad. He lunged at Severus just as Poppy walked in the room.
"Harry, what are you doing?" she asked.
"Trying to catch my new pet. Ohh, maybe Ryoku would like a snack," he said.
"Don't you dare feed Uncle Sev to that snake, Harry," said Draco sternly.
"That's Severus? Who turned him into a toad?" she asked. She was thoroughly confused.
"Harry did," said Hermione, trying to catch the toad before Harry could.
"Harry, why did you turn Severus into a toad?" she asked patiently.
"He said I was pudgy," he said, and then he burst into tears.
"Really, Severus, you know better than to tell a pregnant person they're fat," Quoted by Severus Snape, Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Poppy Pomfrey and Hermione Granger from chapter 33 of ‘Hybrid Destiny' written by ame3565
The kitty boy walked into the room he had found himself in that morning and changed into his teachers clothes, then grabbed an edge of the cloak in eack hand and lept out of the room screaming.
Severus and Kasumi whatched in morbid fasination as the boy ran around the room the robes billowing behind him like a bat's wings. After a few moments Severus turned to the black cat.
"Have you ever thought about getting him some medication?"
"No, but I think I'll consider it." Quoted by Harry Potter, Serevus Snape and Kasumi from chapter 3 of ‘Soft Spot' written by AnAnGeLiNbLaCk
"You do know that the first name of Malfoy is Draco, don't you Ron? And even you, with your minimal brain capability should be able to know that it means dragon. So I give you this warning on behalf of Draco: Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup." Quoted by Harry Potter from chapter 4 of ‘The mirror cracked from side to side' written by amaltheanie
After Pettigrew, may his soul give the Dementor that took it indigestion, Quoted from chapter 4 of ‘Prince of Demons' written by Castor49
"Wait, if you are Harry Potter. How come you're shagging Draco Malfoy?" George asked.
"He's bloody gorgeous." Sam said simply, no need telling the enemy he was falling head over heels for his blond friend.
"That is true."Quoted by Samael Riddle (Harry Potter) and George Weasley from chapter 6 of ‘Prince of Demons' written by Castor49
Ron scooped up the cat and eyed it suspiciously. "He's up to no good, I tell you."
"You say that about all cats," said Hermione.
"I said that about your cat, and I stick by my word." He crossed his arms indignantly.
"Crookshanks was only trying to—"
"Would you two focus on something other than your pent up sexual feelings for each other!" Harry snapped. "Let's get back to the matter at hand—"
"Your pussy?" said Ron.
"I do not have a pussy," Harry muttered.
"Sure you do," giggled Hermione. "Ron seems to really enjoy stroking it."
Ron scoffed. "I am not stroking Harry's pussy. It is merely nestled between my legs." Quoted by Ronald Weasley, Hermione Granger and Harry Potter from chapter 3 of ‘Every Guy Has a Soft Spot for a Cat' written by makeshiftdraco
"Why are you here so early? Is something wrong?"
A small smirk came over Draco's features as he unemotionally replied, "Yes, Lord Voldemort is standing outside Hogwarts with over a thousand Death Eaters, and he's been firing 'Avada Kedavra' at unknowing students." and Harry would have been up in a flash had Draco not said all of this with a blank face, and his eyes laughing. Quoted by Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy from chapter 12 & 13 of ‘Picking Wildflowers' written by Slashy Snitch
"Are you going to die? Wouldn't that be a shocker, if the Boy Who Lived died from seemingly-harmless tickling, but the all feared 'Avada Kedavra' couldn't do squat to him? Sheesh, Voldemort would be pissed!" Quoted by Draco Malfoy from chapter 12 & 13 of ‘Picking Wildflowers' written by Slashy Snitch
Bran, disliking the fakeness of this man's obvious mask, sneers in a way that would've made Snape proudly assign points to Gryffindor in front of the whole student body, and speaks coldly. Quoted by Brandyn Caelun Black (Harry Potter) from chapter 1 of ‘A Different Song and Dance' written by AngelOfContemplation
Lucius stopped to observe his son, he was weird. Quoted from ‘Someone to Protect Him' written by Lovefremione
"Did you read the prophet this morning?"
"Oh yes apparently you and I have a thing with Lucius and that is why I've been seen coming and going from here, so tell me am I any good in bed?" Quoted by Tom Riddle and Harry Potter from chapter 1 of ‘Rather a Snake then a Lion' written by Kat100666
"Okay so it's his second rule, his first rule is if a Dark Lord walks up to you saying 'Bite me' it's a bad idea." Quoted by Alexander Damon (Harry Potter) from chapter 12 of ‘Rather a Snake then a Lion' written by Kat100666
"Don't scare me like that – I smell chocolate," turning, his emerald and silver eyes locked on Fenrir who was eating a chocolate bar. A wicked grin spread across his face and he tackled the wolf to steal his chocolate. Somehow he ended up sitting behind Orion while enjoying his trophy snack.
"Note to the wise," Lucius said with a sigh as he sat down, "Keep chocolate from Alex."
"Blasphamy!" Alex shouted bolting up and saying, "How dare you turn against me you rat! Chocolate is a god given gift, a force of all good and evil wrapped into a delicous creamy bite of oh so sweet sin!" Quoted by Alexander Damon (Harry Potter) and Lucius Malfoy from chapter 14 of ‘Rather a Snake then a Lion' written by Kat100666
"Yes, Hermione, Ron likes you. Yes, Ron, Hermione likes you. I now pronounce you man and wife, boy and girl, witch and wizard. You can kiss each other later. Come on!"
Luna had a dreamy grin on her face. "You're quite good at that Harry. Have you ever considered a career as a minister?"
Harry raised an eyebrow at the seer. "No, I can honestly say I haven't." Quoted by Harry Potter and Luna Lovegood from chapter 37 of ‘Pretty Little Secrets' written by sparkley-tangerine (Slashity slash slash slash)
'If any of you die I'm never speaking to you again."
Ginny raised an eyebrow in amusement. "Don't worry. I won't answer." Quoted by Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley from chapter 38 of ‘Pretty Little Secrets' written by sparkley-tangerine (Again... slash)
When Severus finally came to the manor in own person, he was met by the strangest sight. He had only stepped through the door when one Fred Weasley came running screaming apologises over his shoulder, chased by older brother Bill who was waving his wand around dangerously. A teen looking disturbingly alike Potter was laughing helplessly along with George at the sight, and the Dark Lord… was banging his head into the wall?
Severus was fairly convinced the world had turned upside-down on him. Quoted from ‘Do Not Walk Gently Into The Night' written by Tiro (Slash...)
"Mmm… I dreamed about Bella…"
"Oh? What did she do?" Voldemort asked, stroking the teen's naked shoulder absently.
"Tortured Dumbledore with a feather…" Quoted by Harry Potter and Voldemort from ‘Do Not Walk Gently Into The Night' written by Tiro (Yay slash!)
"Is there anything you kids can't do? Capture deranged former Minister of Magic, check. Kill Voldemort, check. You all are incredible." Quoted by Mad-Eye Moody from chapter 15 of ‘Vindiciae Nuptia' written by marksmom
"I'll agree, on the condition that she doesn't try to take me back to Hogwarts with her. She told me, as we were leaving, that if I did anything else to end up in her hospital ward again, she wouldn't let me go." Quoted by Harry Potter from ‘Poison' written by marksmom
"Diablos, there is a bloody troll in the school," Lucius growled. "Can't you at least act like you are a little worried?"
"Why should I be worried?" Diablos asked, confused. "I'm not afraid of trolls. If it had been Voldemort in the dungeons I may have considered feeling some level of worry." Quoted by Lucius Malfoy and Diablos Potter from chapter 9 of ‘A Second Chance' written by Tiro
I'm only twenty-two! Jesus, I'm twenty-two. I'm old!" Quoted by Blaise Zabini from ‘Drunk' written by
"So Hermione, I can't help but notice that you have a horde of Slytherins following you around."
"Yes Harry. I had noticed that as well."
"They are convinced that I will be the next ruler of the world. That my getting sorted into Griffendor was a brilliant plan to hide while I amass followers. That I can put demons into people without a spell. That I can steal souls."
"I have no idea. But I won't complain. I have minions now." Quoted by Harry Potter and Hermione Granger from chapter 1 of ‘Silly Scenes Supervising Silly Sayings' written by VampireApple
"Fire at Will!" the two leaders yelled at once.
Both sides froze and looked at each other in confusion.
"Who's Will?" James asked Sirius. Lily face-palmed. Quoted by Albus Dumbledore, Voldemort and James Potter from chapter 2 of ‘Silly Scenes Supervising Silly Sayings' written by VampireApple
Harry ran around the battlefield with Hermione fighting off Death eaters. He saw one that had done the unforgivable crime of burning down Harry's favorite ice cream shop. "Its Will! Fire at Will!"
The Death Eater, minus mask, turned around.
"Oh, wait, wait, its Bob. Fire at Bob!"
Hermione cast a spell that stunned and/or killed Bob. "What did Bob do, Harry?"
"He kicked puppies."
"That's worse then what Matt did! He blew up squirrels." Quoted by Harry Potter and Hermione Granger from chapter 2 of ‘Silly Scenes Supervising Silly Sayings' written by VampireApple
"Ronald Bilius Weasley, do not make me break out my flying monkeys!" Quoted by Hermione Granger from chapter 2 of ‘Silly Scenes Supervising Silly Sayings' written by VampireApple
Harry Potter changed many things in his years at Hogwarts. The most profound was helping with the new motto, a sort of been there, done that, got the t-shirt sort of thing.
'I've been eaten, maimed and lost my soul, no big deal, so bring it on.' Quoted from chapter 2 of ‘Silly Scenes Supervising Silly Sayings' written by VampireApple
Fred Weasly, by himself, walked into the Hufflepuff common. He looked like he could have been the fourth musketeer. Everyone in the room stared at him, and he stared back, looking for someone. His eyes lit up when he saw that person. He walked up to Cedric, took off both gloves and slapped the other boy on the cheek.
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You kill my father. Prepare to die."
Fred departed from the room.
The occupants looked at poor Cedric.
"What the hell?" Quoted from chapter 3 of ‘Silly Scenes Supervising Silly Sayings' written by VampireApple
"You'd think that killing people would get you friends, but really it just gets people dead."
Everyone in the Ravenclaw common room stared at Luna.
"Is she really going to kill someone?" a first year asked.
"I wouldn't put it past her. She has friends in high places," another replied.
"Yeah. With the Gryffindor," a third said. Quoted by Luna Lovegood and three random Ravenclaws from chapter 2 of ‘Silly Scenes Supervising Silly Sayings' written by VampireApple
"Voldemort!" Harry said in his ear, making Bill flinch again. "Or if you wish, Tom Marvolo Riddle, Half-blood extraordinaire." Quoted by Harry Potter from chapter 4 of ‘Passion Play' written by Bittersweet Alias
Moody was bellowing about constant vigilance and how Harry might not be Harry. That was annoying, Harry wasn't in the mood for Moody's mental imbalance. He glared at the ex-Auror.
"I better be Harry, because only Harry is allowed to wear his boyfriend's clothes," Harry said over the loud chatter.
This quieted everyone down, the twins goggled at him. Harry smirked, he loved the sound of sudden crickets.
Sirius was staring at him in complete shock, of all the things he had been waiting to hear, Harry with a boyfriend was not one of them. Remus chuckled lowly and Hermione and Ron beamed, as if they were also enjoying the virtual crickets. Quoted by Harry Potter from chapter 6 of ‘The Condition of Tutoring Harry Potter' written by Bittersweet Alias
Harry was dumbfounded. "Ah- well, I guess explosions could do that to a Weasley. You guys are famous for them."
Ron grinned widely. "That's right mate! All the Weasley's go boom.' Quoted by Harry Potter and Ron Weasley from chapter 8 of ‘The Condition of Tutoring Harry Potter' written by Bittersweet Alias
"Oh no! It's old Remus, please, I may be gray but I'm still under forty," Quoted by Remus Lupin from chapter 8 of ‘The Condition of Tutoring Harry Potter' written by Bittersweet Alias
"There are more important things than sex you dirty old man."
"Name one thing."
Silence. "…I can't think of anything." Quoted by George and Fred Weasley from chapter 9 of ‘Vampire Queen' written by
"That's because you were dancing around the room singing, "I'm a drunken teapot, short and stout. I'm off my face and had just passed out. When you tip over, hear me shrill. Coz I've got a hangover that could kill." Quoted by Pansy Parkenson from chapter 2 of ‘Drinking Games with Golden Liquid & Silver Goblets' written by
Stupid boy. He was almost as annoying as the headmaster of Hogwarts.
At least Astus took it easier with the colouring of his robes.
He was still annoying. Quoted by Lord Voldemort about Astus Mentis (Harry Potter) from chapter 12 of ‘Rewriting History' written by Tiro
"Now, what shall we do this wonderful day?"
"Make your hair pink?" Astus asked.
"I vote no for that," the blonde shot back, eyebrow twitching.
"Just a suggestion." Quoted by Abraxas Malfoy and Astus Mentis (Harry Potter) from chapter 15 of ‘Rewriting History' written by Tiro
"But Severus doesn't want to cause any troubles. Let him try handling it on his own. Unlike you, he can remain calm when he's angry."
"I do remain calm!"
"Not a chance," Abraxas said. "Have you seen yourself upset? You make the shadows retreat in fear."
Astus' eyebrow twitched.
"You have a five-second start before I'll hunt you down, strip off your skin and fry you for dinner," he said and took up his wand.
Abraxas did the wise thing; he ran. Quoted by Abraxas Malfoy and Astus Mentis (Harry Potter) from chapter 15 of ‘Rewriting History' written by Tiro
"Besides I thought it was a good punishment for Severus considering how much he hates you."
"Well the feeling's mutual. Are you trying to punish me too?"
"No. Consider it a gift. You have the potions master at you beck and call…"
Harry's eyes widened then narrowed in pleasure, "Revenge!"
Tom chuckled, "That's the general idea."
"Ohh. I'm so going to enjoy this." Quoted by Tom Riddle and Harry Potter from chapter 12 of ‘Kitty Trouble' written by
Katlin: You know I've fully read you're profile Veronica and I have just one thing to say to you...
Me: Oh? What?
Katlin: You're nuts, totaly insaine, appsolutly crazy -
Me: You know that's more then one right?
Me: Also, you just insulted yourself as well. Remember? You're part of me.
Katlin: ... Shut up. You're still crazy.
Me: Oh I know that I'm not about to try to denie (?) it that would be like saying water isn't wet... no point at all.
Katlin: I'm scared.
Me: You should be.