Author has written 21 stories for Twilight, Harry Potter, Alex Rider, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Naruto.
Hi peoples. Sanity here, its been a while since I last updated this thing... let's see... 2014? Yea, some things have changed.
Some quotes to live by:
I know I'm insane... It keeps me from going crazy.
I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing, in dead silence... because of something that happened yesterday.
Laugh and the world laughs with you,
When arguing with an idiot just make sure they're not doing the same thing!
When life gives you Lemons... Make Apple Juice then sit back and let the world wonder how the hell you did.
You laugh because I'm different... I laugh because you're all the same!
Never argue with an idiot... they will just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
Do one brave thing today... Then run like hell!
The heart wants what the heart wants... But when he's an ass... The friend wants a shotgun.
Drink up while you can... cause sooner or later you'll be legal.
I laugh because I have no idea what's going on.
Life sucks... So be a dick and get somethin' out of it!
If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
Plot Bunnies will still achieve world domination.
Come to the dark side
Quotes from Fics I have enjoyed:
Ok, a little legend:
"Our Edward, Who art in Forks, Hallowed be thy sparkles. Thy Volvo comes, thy will be fast, On Earth as it is in the meadow. Give you this day, our daily blood; Forgive us our heartbeats, As we worship Carlisle for giving you life. Lead us into temptation, Deliver us to you. For thine is the vampire, The music and the hotness, Forever and ever, A-Edward." Quoted by Alice Cullen from chapter 26 of ‘Fate’ written by bobbypingirl101 (Rated: Fiction T - English - Family/Humor - Twilight - Bella/Edward - Chapters: 47 - Words: 165,209 - Status: Complete)
"Carlisle, for some reason, when you say therapy I think of eating disorders, voices, tackling, suicide, the civil war, and sex. I don't think it's a good idea." Quoted by Bella Cullen from chapter 40 of ‘Fate’ written by bobbypingirl101 (Rated: Fiction T - English - Family/Humor - Twilight - Bella/Edward - Chapters: 47 - Words: 165,209 - Status: Complete)
"Now would you please go get the prat out of the rain, it's freaking me out that I'm worrying for Malfoy." Quoted by Ron Wesley from chapter 2 of ‘Mon Chat’ written by AntoinetteD (Rated: Fiction M - English - Romance - Harry Potter - Harry/Draco - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,201 - Status: Complete)
"It's like the Sword and the Stone, only this has to be stronger than any stone!" Suddenly there was this weird squishing/grinding/squealing sound and the fork, along with Emmett's hand, shot out of the... thing and into the air. We all stared at him in amazement and without a second's hesitation he shouted:
Okay she was on my list. Right under that squirrel. That squirrel made me hit Seth….I was going to make sure that squirrel DIES! Quoted by Ashley from chapter 13 of ‘Amethyst Moon' written by PsychoAsh (Rated: Fiction M - English - Romance/Drama - Twilight - Seth/OC - Chapters: 46 - Words: 103,128 - Status: Complete)
"My life couldn't get any worse. God is probably gasping for air, he's laughing so hard." Quoted by Bella Swan as Bellatrix Raven Black from chapter 11 of ‘Ravens" written by Daerwyn (Rated: Fiction T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Twilight/Harry Potter - Fred/Bella - Chapters: 39 - Words: 89,065 - Status: Complete)
"I'm pregnant, darling. You can't yell at a pregnant woman."
"This," Mother said, gesturing towards the lump at her feet. "Is a shapeshifter. If he ever comes to," she added as an afterthought.
'I know that you're obsessive compulsive about your damned hair.' Quoted by Harry Potter from chapter 1 of ‘Draco Harry One Shots of Slash' written by Galadriell (Rated: Fiction M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Harry Potter - Harry/Draco - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,086 - Status: Complete)
"Draco Malfoy, if you turn into one of Potter's obsessed fan girls, I'm going to kick your butt all the way to Alaska," Quoted by Blaise Zambini from chapter 17 of ‘Wings' written by Galadriell (Rated: Fiction M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Harry Potter - Harry/Draco - Chapters: 41 - Words: 69,124 - Status: Complete)
'I just happen to be a freak that has a savior complex and a pair of wings," Quoted by Harry Potter from chapter 24 of ‘Wings' written by Galadriell (Rated: Fiction M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Harry Potter - Harry/Draco - Chapters: 41 - Words: 69,124 - Status: Complete)
"Monumental? Have you been reading the dictionary again?" Quoted by Charlie Weasley from ‘Tired of Hiding' written by AntoinetteD (Rated: Fiction M - English - Romance - Harry Potter - Harry/Charlie - Words: 4,671 - Status: Complete)
'We really do need to get back to the Order. They probably think I'm dead." Draco was startled when Harry chuckled loudly.
But something about the dog screamed 'keep me I'm lovable and you can't resist me' Quoted by Harry Potter from ‘My Furry Little Hero' written by Madame Xela (Rated: Fiction M - English - Romance - Harry Potter - Harry P., Sirius B. - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,162 - Status: Incomplete)
This stuff actually happened outside of Aunt Petunia's favorite soap operas? Quoted by Harry Potter from ‘Of Princes and Fireflies' written by excentrykemuse (This story can no longer be found on )
"And…well…er…I think my shoe ate Lillian's kitten." Quoted by Patrick Murphy from ‘Love, Laughter & Deceit' written by Verity West (Rated: Fiction T - English - Romance/Humor - Harry Potter - OC - Chapters: 35 - Words: 70,816 - Status: Complete)
"Because Patrick Murphy threw his cat eating shoe at me after I took his wand," Quoted by Sirius Potter from ‘Love, Laughter & Deceit' written by Verity West (Rated: Fiction T - English - Romance/Humor - Harry Potter - OC - Chapters: 35 - Words: 70,816 - Status: Complete)
"Living in a cupboard's not that brilliant either.' Quoted by Harry Potter from chapter 3 of ‘Drangonfly' written by Sa-kun (Slash... guess if I like slash... correct answers get cookies)
"Think we've broken our record this year?" Fred nudged his twin.
It was a beautiful day at Hogwarts. Ok, the sun wasn't out. And it hadn't stopped raining in a week. But no one had made any attempt on Harry Potter's life in a few weeks, so Harry thought it was a beautiful day. Quoted from ‘Draco Loves Harry' written by bob-the-blue
"This is the will of Sirius Orion Black. His will is absolute and no one can interfere. He wills 1000 galleons to Remus Lupin, wishing the man will buy some new robes.' Quoted by a goblin from ‘Love the Dark' written by Tiro
"Bad wizards, bad wizards, to threaten Master Harry Potter sir's property!" Quoted by Kreacher from chapter 11 of ‘Love, Free as Air' written by Lomonaaeren
"I'll ignore the fact that you're stalking my sock drawer.' Quoted by Draco Malfoy from chapter 6 of ‘The Slytherin Gryffindor' written by Cheryl Dyson (slash)
Draco pinched him. "Ow! What was that for?"
"Potter," said Draco Malfoy curtly. He looked at Al with a hint of a smile. "Shorter Potter." Quoted by Draco Malfoy from chapter 3 of ‘The Slytherin Hufflepuff' written by Cheryl Dyson (Yay slash!)
"I'm going to kiss you right now," Score said and then did. It was not a subtle kiss, but a full-on exploratory quest that left Al flushed and breathless. His friend laughed as Al stared at him in surprise.
"Now Harry, promise me you'll behave this year," said Sirius sternly when they reached the platform and it was time to say goodbye. "No sleeping in your bed when you could be sneaking around the castle at night, no listening to the Prefects and absolutely no doing your homework instead of pranking Slytherins! Have I made myself clear, young man?" Quoted by Sirius Black from chapter 4 of ‘The Challenge of Being a Veela's Mate' written by Triola (More slash)
I was rather impressed by her speech, I didn't know she had it in her. Death threats and all, it was really rather sweet. Quoted by Harry Potter from chapter 5 of ‘The Challenge of Being a Veela's Mate' written by Triola
"So Harry's a poof, then? Boy, is the fan club going to be pissed." Quoted by Tonks from chapter 7 of ‘Chimera Luck' written by kalisin (As you can probibly guess from the quote... this is slash...)
"Long time no see, Poppy," he teased.
"Five pieces of chocolate? It's no wonder you've gotten so pudgy," drawled a voice behind them.
"You do know that the first name of Malfoy is Draco, don't you Ron? And even you, with your minimal brain capability should be able to know that it means dragon. So I give you this warning on behalf of Draco: Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup." Quoted by Harry Potter from chapter 4 of ‘The mirror cracked from side to side' written by amaltheanie
After Pettigrew, may his soul give the Dementor that took it indigestion, Quoted from chapter 4 of ‘Prince of Demons' written by Castor49
"Wait, if you are Harry Potter. How come you're shagging Draco Malfoy?" George asked.
"Why are you here so early? Is something wrong?"
"Are you going to die? Wouldn't that be a shocker, if the Boy Who Lived died from seemingly-harmless tickling, but the all feared 'Avada Kedavra' couldn't do squat to him? Sheesh, Voldemort would be pissed!" Quoted by Draco Malfoy from chapter 12 & 13 of ‘Picking Wildflowers' written by Slashy Snitch
Bran, disliking the fakeness of this man's obvious mask, sneers in a way that would've made Snape proudly assign points to Gryffindor in front of the whole student body, and speaks coldly. Quoted by Brandyn Caelun Black (Harry Potter) from chapter 1 of ‘A Different Song and Dance' written by AngelOfContemplation
Lucius stopped to observe his son, he was weird. Quoted from ‘Someone to Protect Him' written by Lovefremione
"Did you read the prophet this morning?"
"Okay so it's his second rule, his first rule is if a Dark Lord walks up to you saying 'Bite me' it's a bad idea." Quoted by Alexander Damon (Harry Potter) from chapter 12 of ‘Rather a Snake then a Lion' written by Kat100666
"Don't scare me like that – I smell chocolate," turning, his emerald and silver eyes locked on Fenrir who was eating a chocolate bar. A wicked grin spread across his face and he tackled the wolf to steal his chocolate. Somehow he ended up sitting behind Orion while enjoying his trophy snack.
"Yes, Hermione, Ron likes you. Yes, Ron, Hermione likes you. I now pronounce you man and wife, boy and girl, witch and wizard. You can kiss each other later. Come on!"
'If any of you die I'm never speaking to you again."
When Severus finally came to the manor in own person, he was met by the strangest sight. He had only stepped through the door when one Fred Weasley came running screaming apologises over his shoulder, chased by older brother Bill who was waving his wand around dangerously. A teen looking disturbingly alike Potter was laughing helplessly along with George at the sight, and the Dark Lord… was banging his head into the wall?
"Mmm… I dreamed about Bella…"
"Is there anything you kids can't do? Capture deranged former Minister of Magic, check. Kill Voldemort, check. You all are incredible." Quoted by Mad-Eye Moody from chapter 15 of ‘Vindiciae Nuptia' written by marksmom
"I'll agree, on the condition that she doesn't try to take me back to Hogwarts with her. She told me, as we were leaving, that if I did anything else to end up in her hospital ward again, she wouldn't let me go." Quoted by Harry Potter from ‘Poison' written by marksmom
"Diablos, there is a bloody troll in the school," Lucius growled. "Can't you at least act like you are a little worried?"
I'm only twenty-two! Jesus, I'm twenty-two. I'm old!" Quoted by Blaise Zabini from ‘Drunk' written by
"So Hermione, I can't help but notice that you have a horde of Slytherins following you around."
"Fire at Will!" the two leaders yelled at once.
Harry ran around the battlefield with Hermione fighting off Death eaters. He saw one that had done the unforgivable crime of burning down Harry's favorite ice cream shop. "Its Will! Fire at Will!"
"Ronald Bilius Weasley, do not make me break out my flying monkeys!" Quoted by Hermione Granger from chapter 2 of ‘Silly Scenes Supervising Silly Sayings' written by VampireApple
Harry Potter changed many things in his years at Hogwarts. The most profound was helping with the new motto, a sort of been there, done that, got the t-shirt sort of thing.
Fred Weasly, by himself, walked into the Hufflepuff common. He looked like he could have been the fourth musketeer. Everyone in the room stared at him, and he stared back, looking for someone. His eyes lit up when he saw that person. He walked up to Cedric, took off both gloves and slapped the other boy on the cheek.
"You'd think that killing people would get you friends, but really it just gets people dead."
"Voldemort!" Harry said in his ear, making Bill flinch again. "Or if you wish, Tom Marvolo Riddle, Half-blood extraordinaire." Quoted by Harry Potter from chapter 4 of ‘Passion Play' written by Bittersweet Alias
Moody was bellowing about constant vigilance and how Harry might not be Harry. That was annoying, Harry wasn't in the mood for Moody's mental imbalance. He glared at the ex-Auror.
Harry was dumbfounded. "Ah- well, I guess explosions could do that to a Weasley. You guys are famous for them."
"Oh no! It's old Remus, please, I may be gray but I'm still under forty," Quoted by Remus Lupin from chapter 8 of ‘The Condition of Tutoring Harry Potter' written by Bittersweet Alias
Stupid boy. He was almost as annoying as the headmaster of Hogwarts.
"Now, what shall we do this wonderful day?"
"But Severus doesn't want to cause any troubles. Let him try handling it on his own. Unlike you, he can remain calm when he's angry."
"Besides I thought it was a good punishment for Severus considering how much he hates you."
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