ImmatureMadHouse
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Joined 11-14-10, id: 2615334, Profile Updated: 12-22-12
Author has written 6 stories for Naruto, and Soul Eater.

Hi, I'm ImmatureMadHouse.

Call me Imma.

I like to write and read, hence why I joined FF.

I feel continuing an original story with your own plot line helps intensify your enjoyment of the series. :)

I've watched Naruto, Soul Eater, Black Blood Brothers, and Avatar: The Last Air Bender/ Avatar: The Legend of Korra.

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Below City Streets by Scotia Daniel reviews
In a world run by the Mafia, Fionna, an orphan girl barely living off of the streets, finds herself sucked into a conspiracy plan to kill the dictator known as the Godfather.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 70,387 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 4/20/2014 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Marshall Lee, Fionna
Rooms-to-Go by MellowInsomniac reviews
Two-shot. Itachi and Naruto ruin their couch after a serious lovemaking session. Naruto complains and to keep his beautiful blond happy, Itachi takes him shopping to an old Rooms-to-Go. Slight OOC, AU. EDITED
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,696 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/19/2014 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Written In sand by Dying Kitty reviews
Sakura Haruno was living a normal 17 year old high school life, but between new and old boyfriends, weird floating sand and being abducted, Sakura isn't sure she can call her life normal anymore. Sakura/Gaara fic, but with other pairing for sweetness. Rated M for sexual themes, violence and language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,920 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Sakura H., Gaara, Hinata H., Sasuke U.
Their First Meeting by aero13 reviews
Sakura and Gaara meet in Suna when they are 5 years old. Sakura is forced to leave, and some of her memories are locked up. Then the mission to Wave. What happens when she finds her kekkei genkai? What one does she have? Then the chunin exams.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,386 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Gaara, Sakura H.
My Racing Heart by Niveously reviews
Sasuke decides to go online and starts chatting with this Naruto guy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 48,988 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto Without Fillers by Dosu Disciple reviews
Ever wonder what Naruto is like without the fillers, side characters, and character development? This is more or less like that.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Strangers on a Training Ground by Hikari M666 reviews
Sasuke wants Naruto, and he has the perfect plan to get him. "A favour for a favour, Hyuuga. You get Naruto to make a move on me, and I get Gaara to make a move on you." SasuNaru and GaaNeji, yaoi and language!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,269 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
But I Saw Him First! by Sinful-Desire-x reviews
Life sucks when your older brother has the guy you want. It sucks more when your brother walks in on you with said guy in bed! Reuploaded from old account that got hacked. SasuNaru,
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,812 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Maybe This Was A Bad Idea by Shiranui-Sensei reviews
What happens when Mikoto, Naruto, and Kyuubi decide that it's time for the Uchiha men to loosen up a bit? Fagu/Miko Sasu/Naru Ita/Kyuu One-shot Warnings inside. Sasu/Naru lemon at the end. Ita/Kyuuaction in chapter 2
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/16/2012 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Mark by Dragonchild627 reviews
[Complete] At the age of six, Sakura met Gaara while accompanying her dad on a mission. Gaara 'marked' her as his. Six years have passed since they last saw each other and they meet up again, just in time for the Chunin Exams.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,976 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Cast in Stone, Ground down to Sand by Staring.out.my.flooded.window reviews
HiSakuras family moves to Suna for a 'needed change' and Sasuke is not complaining Sad that noone mourns her leave she finds comfort in Gaara as life keeps hitting her down. When chuunin exams come she reunites with the rest but shes not the sam...Hiatus
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,875 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Swallow my doubt, turn it inside out by VictoriaPyrrhi reviews
Doing things in the right order is for chumps.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Private Jokes by Gray Glube reviews
She's a study in self destruction and self pleasure and keeping it to herself. He's willing to bet she's the type of child who's broken other kids' fingers over curiosity and retribution for ruining her toys.
American Horror Story - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,180 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Violet H., Tate L. - Complete
Night Blooming by ohyellowbird reviews
Tate likes to watch Violet sleep at night.
American Horror Story - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,072 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Tate L., Violet H. - Complete
The Stay by Jocelyn Torrent reviews
After a failed suicide attempt Bella finds herself in a psychiatric hospital. Danger, romance, etc. Alice/Bella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 84,623 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 48 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Her Dark Angel by FallenCrimsonStar reviews
ItaSaku one-shot. Sakura Haruno is left for dead by the enemy and found by Itachi Uchiha. He nurses her back to health and ends up giving her more than just his heart. Rated M for a reason.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,153 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 48 - Published: 9/17/2011 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] - Complete
A FunFilled Night At Chuck E Cheese by ShurikenC reviews
Two-Shot. Sasuke works at Chuck E. Cheese, much to his despise. He's scheduled to close but what happens when Naruto comes to pick him up? Its another NaruSasu. Read and Review please!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,399 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
By Your Side by Rasengan22 reviews
Naruto shows Sasuke where he belongs. With him. NaruSasu. Spoilers up to 551.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,496 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Miss Vanity by Orange Sherbet reviews
Just who did that art freak think he was? How DARE he call me, the infamous Sakura Haruno, UGLY! Well, I would just have to prove his ass wrong. Sasori Akasuna, get ready to fall in love with me!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,693 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Sakura H., Sasori - Complete
The Road Less Traveled by Orange Sherbet reviews
"YOU TRIED TO RAPE ME!" "No, I didn't. You kicked my tree and I fell out of it. You just happened to be blocking the ground at that precise moment." In which Sasuke wants Sakura and Sakura wants an ice pack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,665 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Kissy Face by Orange Sherbet reviews
"Sakura, why the hell are you wearing a ski mask...?" "So that Sasuke Uchiha can't kiss me." In which Sakura is paranoid, Sasuke is a lovesick fool, and Ino can read minds.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,726 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
A brief respite by chocolatCosmo reviews
A transcript of what followed that fateful day Uzumaki Naruto encountered Uchiha Itachi in the middle of a forest.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
I Shouldn't Have Asked by IzzyLawliet69 reviews
AU SasuNaru Naruto drags Sasuke to the beach. Sasuke gets upset when Iruka and Kakashi show up... But that doesn't stop him from wanting to have "fun" with his dobe. Lemon. Birthday fic for Sasuke!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sunlight by SSSP-shhh reviews
A fluffy NaruSasu fic, where I try to write somewhat-realistic sex. Rated M NaruSasu, slash, yaoi, lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Spastastical Discovery of Jasper Whitlock by forthelongestday reviews
Bella Swan knows what she wants—Edward. Well, sort of. Crack. Total and complete Crack. You've been warned.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Tempting Games by moronicyaoiperv reviews
With his pants riding low on his ankles, head thrown aback in a lustful manner, back arching and slight moans coming from the deepest of his throat, Naruto pleasured himself. That's when Sasuke walked in.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,574 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Breaking Bonds, Making Bonds by antisaints reviews
Naruto had been prepared for the fact that when he brought Sasuke back, it would not really be Sasuke. But, in retrospect, he had been woefully illprepared for how to deal with him. Kyuubi did not share that dilemma. KyuuSasu. NaruSasu. Smut. Darkfic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,753 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fish Cake by Square with Glasses reviews
In the end, it was the stupid bowl of fish cakes to blame. But Sasuke certainly wasn't complaining. NaruSasu EXTENDED AND NOW WITH FULL LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,855 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 34 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Weird Sex Fetishes by Tanni8kya HeHe reviews
This is kinda crack-drabble-oneshot...I don't know what to call it anymore...but by the title I'm guessing you know what it's all about...but what does Lion King have to do about it? This is what studying for too long does to ya... ENJOY :3
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Phones by Sin for me reviews
There is a reason why Naruto and Sasuke hate phones. Read and find out! Crack-fic, NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Whispers by JlovesGaara reviews
Sasuke and Naruto never took their fight to the hospital roof. Without Sakura and Kakashi around, Sasuke gives into his hate and takes it out on Naruto. Rated for character death.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,956 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sacrifice Fly by JlovesGaara reviews
When Sasuke's life revolves around baseball and grades, hiding a gay relationship seems to be the least of his problems. Yaoi SasuNaru One-shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,995 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
It Does Look Kind of Like a Hickey, Right? by Saber Wing reviews
Naruto is curious about Sasuke's curse mark.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Coffee Shop by stealth gato reviews
Every Tuesday the blonde comes into the coffee shop, what happens when a certain raven finally gathers enough courage to talk to him? Will sparks fly, or will the blonde's BF get in the way? YAOI LEMON LANGUAGE ETC. NaruSasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,355 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Balls Out by Orange Sherbet reviews
"So lemme get this straight-you joined Konoha High's boys soccer team to prove that girls got game, too, and now every guy on that team wants to get in your pants?" I nodded. Ino laughed, "Sakura, dear. You're screwed."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,907 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 68 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Naruto's Uke by AiDan-Kurai reviews
Naruto must be one brave idiot, or maybe it was the alcohol, either way Sasuke's about to learn something new and it's called : uke. Now whether he accepts this new position... NaruSasu. AR
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,561 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Counting Down The Months by nemadragon31 reviews
"MINE!" he shouted and jumped at her. His hands grabbed her shoulders and snatched the bag away from her. "Mine. All mine." He whispered to the bag. He looked up at her and licked away the red on her cheek. NEW SUMMARY.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,598 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Glory Box by Manon M reviews
"There's something about the way he's looking at me that makes me want to buy another drink, so I'd let him get in my pants". SasuNaruSasu, AU, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
All That I Think About by TheConflagration reviews
SasuNaru. Sasuke suddenly comes to Naruto's apartment one night and does what he has always wanted to do. Rough, rough prose. Please read and review. Will probably develop when I get the time.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Addiction by chasurozu reviews
He wanted to caress every inch of tan skin that he could reach. He wanted to tangle his fingers into that bright hair and yank it back to expose that slender neck. He wanted those big cerulean orbs to look at him and only him. Dark!fic, SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,493 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Lethal by ColonelPony reviews
You smell like his sweat again. And as soon as I realize this, my body is on fire with the pain of my heart. AU, OOC, BoysLove, Mature Content
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,852 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Total Eclipse by EckanstheawesomeSnake reviews
After a car accident sakura's memories are hazy and that's the way gaara likes it, but when all secrets are revealed will she cut him from her life forever or have a happy ever after? Part 2 of Starless Night
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 37,877 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
FailBook Too by shewhowearsglasses reviews
If your girlfriend is too crazy-in-love with some British punk, your sister is running away with your ex-friend, and facebook is suddenly very sexual, you might just be Uchiha Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Music Book: Music Theory by Lady Inu13 reviews
Sequel to The Music Book. Being around her relaxed him to an adagio-esque andante. The language of music is universal, and for these two, it is a power that binds them.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,603 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/22/2011 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Your Sick Twisted Domination by Shadow Vixen Uchiha reviews
Everytime Sasuke hears his parents leave the house... he knows it will be followed by a visit from his big brother, not that he minds at all. AU 16 year old sasuke PWP one shot. Rated M for strong sexual content and language. WARNING!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sanctuary by Blood-Thirsty-Zero reviews
One-shot/ Naruto is feared more and more as he gets more powerful. He's an outcast who must be watched and kept at arms-length. Sakura, finally deciding she doesn't care what others think, decides she wants to confess her love to the world. Lemon alert!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,904 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Bestfriends Make the Best Boyfriends by Deidara's Sugar Girl reviews
Happy Valentines: I've been best friends with Sasuke Uchiha for as long as I can remember. We would do everything together, and he was always there when I needed him. So why did it bother me so much to set him up with my best friend? The perfect girl.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,846 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Oh, Facebook by Polmkk reviews
Oh Facebook... How amusing you are. Sasuke askes Sakura to be his, and Gaara intervenes. Cussing and stuff is bound to happen!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Scotcheroos by dmnq8 reviews
The boys can't cook, but they can...do other stuff. Same AU as Mission: Get Laid. Yaoi. Sasunarusasu. Giftfic for SexyKakashi99. Disclaimer in my profile.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,163 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Notice Me, Dobe by dmnq8 reviews
The real story of Naruto and Sasuke. Crack. Giftfic for Marinav92. Disclaimer in my profile.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,092 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
All Good Things by thevelvetbunny reviews
KakaSasu. Kakashi begins to view his old student in a different light, and the feeling's mutual. Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,966 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Kakashi H., Sasuke U. - Complete
WideScreen Hell by NineHundredThirteen reviews
Whose brilliant idea was it to move a fifty-inch widescreen up a flight of stairs? T for language. CRACK!CRACK!CRACK!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,273 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Hentai Sunburn by DrivvenWrinth reviews
Some fun in the sun. M/M Yaoi - NaruShika. Voy/Exhib Language Humor/Crack
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
There's No Way I Could by KGaki reviews
Naruto is now attending the best school money can buy... And he hates it. It seems like a place where anything and everything can go wrong. That Sasuke guy sure doesn't help. SasuNaru. Mature for language and adult situations in later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 63,666 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
LOcker Room Fun by Kakashi'sGurl99 reviews
When Sakura comes to school early to work out in the school's gym before school, her morning takes an unexspected turn when she finds an unexspected visiter in the lady's locker room**Lemon/Oneshot**
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
TOTAL RANDOMNESS: BLOOPERS AND NARUTO'S OPINION by mistressinwaiting reviews
"Sasuke…" Naruto said, getting a good look at his ex-teammate's outfit. "Why the Hell are you dressed up as a prostitute?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Fangirl Trouble by AngelTalion reviews
The Uchiha heir is hiding from his fangirls desperate for help he unintentionaly interupts his parents play time.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Proof that Killer Bee is Rubbing Off on Naruto by ichilover3 reviews
Sakura froze. Kakashi almost dropped his book. God help us all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,431 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 83 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Good, the Bad, the Stupid by SCWLC reviews
Zuko and Katara have to share a tent. It makes things a little uncomfortable until an accommodation is reached. Lemons all the way, folks. Shamelessly. Also AU. Also has no plot to speak of.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,567 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 39 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
the quiet demon by FableWhite reviews
a short poem about my fave pairing Gaars/sakura it is set in sakura's POV. is about her thoughts of gaara. angsty but good summary sucks. read blood and sand a deal is a deal to understand more.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
A Mission In a Blizzard by smartcat reviews
Shino, Naruto, Sasuke, Kiba and Shikamaru are stuck in a cramped cave while on an ANBU mission. I'll let your imagination take it from there. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Keeping it Casual by Akie-chan reviews
Naru/Sasu. "My place or yours?" Contains yaoi, lemon, meaningless sex, oral sex, Uke Sasuke and exploding white stuff... Rated M.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,594 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
WAR by Yoshii-Hime reviews
one sat. afternoon in konoah sakura and hinata were freaking angry! all because of a facebook comment... and what does panda-kun have to do with this? ill kick is narrow eyelinered ass! well if its WAR THAT BYTCH WANTS ITS WAR THAT BYTCH GETS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Gaara, Sakura H.
The Horror of Harmony Hill by Jelp reviews
Naruto's attempt to conquer his greatest fear turns his life into something more terrible than his worst nightmares. And he never meant to involve his best friend. SasuNaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,757 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Who's Your Daddy? by Gringy Boots reviews
Minato suspects Sasuke of sabotaging Naruto's relationships and for once his drunken ramblings were correct. Oneshot. Sasunaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,625 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 56 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Tour in Hell by 0x-i-Need-A-Hug-x0 reviews
two high school bands discovered and have to go on tour together. what if they cant stand eachother? will they survive or killeachother. maybe fall in love? GaaSaku TemShika TenNeji InoKan HinaNaru Sasuke and Kin thrown into the mix&Orochimaru! randomnes
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,273 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/21/2010 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H.
SexyNoJutsu Gone Wrong! by 0x-i-Need-A-Hug-x0 reviews
What happens when naruto dares some of the guys to try the sexy no jutsu and they can't turn back? full summary inside. GaaSaku ShikaTem NejiTen NaruHina KankIno
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 26,591 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 10/21/2010 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H.
No Hesitation by Krankinator reviews
We never truly understand the power that words can hold until they are unleashed in to the air, or the consequences that stem from saying something that we shouldn't have. Implied Naru/Sasu. One-Shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,447 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Drinking Games by The Raven and the Fox reviews
Naruto, Sasuke, alcohol, and competitive kissing games don't mix. Or maybe they do. SasuNaru PWP.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,142 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Neck Strap by onceuponamockingjay reviews
"He felt the discomfort of the neck strap choking him again. He had been playing with the adjuster while he was in mid flash back. "Damn Neck Strap!" 'Oh no' 3…2…1… "So a neck strap? That's pretty kinky for you, Sasuke."" PWP Yaoi NaruSasu RE-POSTED!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,733 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
I Promise by Loveless Soul reviews
"I swear, one day Naruto, when I have completed my mission and made this village pay, we will be together. I promise you we will...I promise..."- Very short one-shot. Warning: BoyxBoy. Don't like, Don't read
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Happily Ever Wait! What! by OhHowFluffyYouAre reviews
A fairy tale has never been so angry or strange before. Major Crackfic. Rated T for language. NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
It's too big! by The Epitome of Eccentricity reviews
Parody fic about the unrealisticness of many lemon fics currently in cirrculation. WARNINGS: RATED M! Parody, lime/lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Sand, Sex and Morphine by yuugiri reviews
It was the best damn terrorist attack Gaara has ever had.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Lucifers' Heart by The Ingenious Dragon reviews
This is my interpertation of the christian church.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Gaara - Complete
Kishi in Fanficland by Zetai reviews
What if you suddenly find yourself lost in a fanfiction about your own damn anime?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,529 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
When Spring Came to the Desert by yuugiri reviews
She left him feeling empty and confused, but at the same time greatly enlightened that he had fallen in love with a girl by just watching her cleaning graves and bringing candles and sweets and flowers for five years.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,996 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Nightmares by everyday0203 reviews
A short one shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
The Many of Sakura Haruno's Admirers by Polmkk reviews
When Sakura woke up today, she defintely DID NOT expect guys from all over confessing their love to her and asking her out. The only thing she can get out of this is one major headache.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,434 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Sacrificial Lamb by Little Falcon reviews
GaaSaku...AU..."He's blind. All you have to do is don't speak. Surely, he won't notice a thing," her offer was plain and simple... how hard can it be?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,036 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
WTF by myster.ysock2 reviews
If you've read a million fics and are seeing a theme, this may give you a chuckle.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Bella - Complete
Responsibilities by 157yrs reviews
-Complete- In a world where Valentine wins, Clary is held at the mercies of her older, demented brother and his obsession with her surrender. Warning: Disturbing Incestuous Themes
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,428 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 3/24/2010 - [Clary F., Jonathon M./Sebastian V.] Valentine M. - Complete
Kuso That Rat! by Authoress Blackrose reviews
It's Naruto's 20th birthday so that crew decide to go to a club and celebrate. Naruto, feeling as though it's a good time, tells a little tale of when he and Sasuke are younger. Crack fic. Funny, rib breaking laffter. Rated for: language and blood.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Midnight Stroll by xXShy-YuukiXx reviews
Sakura goes to Suna to be the Kazkage's personal body guard. But what she doesnt know is that the Kazekage has a very perverted side to him that she will get to know every well in her stay. My First Story! Read and Review please. Lemony Lemons EDITING
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 59,466 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Sandstorm by Gentlewatersoul reviews
The venom of the Suna Fly is regarded as a potent aphrodisiac. Once bitten you are never twice shy. On a mission, Sakura stumbles over a nest of them, right before she stumbles over Gaara.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,622 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Fire and Ice by AmyC103 reviews
Fire and Ice,they are total opposites.She's the Fire, he's the Ice.High school for the both of them,will never be the same. The friction between the two,it's enough to destroy the world. Alcohol and Drug usage!Rated M for a reason! Later, Lemons! GaaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 59,729 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Dreams Of Sand by Myrddin Emrys The Third reviews
After the war with the Akatsuki, Shukaku is returned to Gaara, who goes mad and flees into the desert. A few years later Sakura happens upon him and begins a tentative interraction with him. GaaSaku. Rated M for future lime fluff and lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,547 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 6/1/2009 - [Gaara, Sakura H.] - Complete
Broken by cumberpatchcats reviews
The first time we made love, he looked afraid. Like he had broken me.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Her Secret Hell by Nami-Lass reviews
Moving to a new school with her abusive 'father', owner of most of the brothels in Shippuuden! She questions the social groupings at her school while her own problems steadily worsen. Help comes from unexpected places when she becomes part of a 'league'.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 149,711 - Reviews: 830 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
When Pigs Fly by BellaFlan reviews
Crack fic - slightly OC. Bella seeks sex advice from Emmett. It involves a drunk pig. Need I say more? For Mature audiences only! Contains graphic language, sexual acts and an incident of slash. None of these acts are performed on the pig though.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,270 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/26/2009 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Yours by gaarsaku4ever reviews
Gaara and Sakura meet when they were little and Sakura makes a promise that Gaara could not forget, and what happens when they meet at the chuunin exams years later? a Gaarsaku fanfic with onesided sasusaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 16,652 - Reviews: 779 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
A Twisted Kind Of Sane by XxGaarasGirlXx reviews
Sakura starts working in the Konoha Mental Insitution. What happens when she is given the responsibility of caring for the most volatile patient? Will she step up to the challenge and fix him, or will it prove to be to much for her to handle?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 65,136 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Blink And You'll Miss Me by sarsaparillia reviews
Six girls. A band. Rebellion. No parentals. Skateboards. Freedom. Choice. Cars. Isn't that what every teenager wants?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 107,752 - Reviews: 1518 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Rehab for Fictional Ninja by RyterHarpie reviews
What do a Sex addict Shikamaru, An Irish Lee, A depressed Kakashi, and a Drug addicted Naruto have in common? Rehab of course. - Yep another song fic. This one by Bo Burnham! Rating for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U. - Complete
Making it Work by Maydrei reviews
Sequel to "Bound to Love." Now that Gaara has been sent back to Suna, he and Sakura have been seperated for months. When Sakura gets a chance to visit, will Gaara still want her? Will Sakura still have feelings for him? Or is their relationship over?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 81,405 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
The Wolves and the Demons: High School Wars by Sakucherryblossoms reviews
Sakura Haruno transferred schools after a tramatic experience with her ex-boyfriend. She now attends Konoha, where there is a war going on amongst the students. The wolves or the demons. Sakura chooses a group after meeting Hinata. Pairing; SakuxKiba
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,034 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Sakura H., Kiba I. - Complete
Human by TwoTails reviews
NOW COMPLETE! Pein was considered to be God by the citizens of the Village Hidden in the Rain. Konan was dubbed "the angel of God," by the same villagers. But what happens when "God" and "Angel" have human urges? Lemony one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,915 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
Life in Konoha high by gaarsaku4ever reviews
Sakura is the new girl and meets Gaara and his gang. But what will happen when Sasuke the school playboy has his sights set on Sakura? Gaarsaku, one sided sasosaku and sasusaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,533 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Got Sand in Your Pants? by Kodukadvakch reviews
He couldn't promise he wouldn't hurt her. He couldn't promise he wouldn't kill her. But he could at least assure her that harming her, at this moment, was not his intention. Gaasaku, written as a Christmas gift for Anko! Lemon, PWP.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,412 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Breakaway by onyx-dreams reviews
Unappreciated and overlooked, Sakura leaves Konoha and discovers that a bedtime story, is not just a story. She discovers her inherited blood limit and must rise to face new challenges. [GaaSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,815 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 2/27/2006 - Sakura H., Gaara
The Mega Awesome Sleepover Of DOOM! by 2crazy random people reviews
All the girls decide to have a sleepover with no boys allowed, but when the boys find out all hell breaks loose! Be on the look out for spying, break ins, theft, strip poker, underaged drinking, Itachi on crack, truth or dare, and a little bit of romance.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,188 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 10/2/2008 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Becoming Inuzuka by The Rabid Bunny reviews
Sequel to 'Forced Hand'. It's been two years since Sakura and Kiba married. When Sakura begins to change, what's in store for the Alphas of the Inuzuka Clan?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,603 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 7/26/2008 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Kiba I., Sakura H. - Complete
Bound to love? by Maydrei reviews
When Gaara and Sakura literally get stuck with each other, how will they cope? Having to share Sakura's tiny apartment is sure to cause some problems...but what happens when a deep hunger grows in Gaara, and it isn't food he's after?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,117 - Reviews: 1533 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 5/2/2008 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Highschool Life by itachi2011 reviews
Sakura and her friends go to Konoha High. What things will happen this year, that didn't happen in years at this school? And there's a new kid, what will he stir up?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,648 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/5/2008 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Fitting In by Beautifulx-Tears reviews
After moving around for most of her life, Sakura is now facing the most challenge yet: English High School! Can she survive without falling into the wrong crowd? And What Happens When she falls for the most dangerous guy in her year? GaaSaku R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,976 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
War for the Cherry Blossom by LoveShinobi4eva reviews
[Edited]Gaara and Sasuke rule the school, they hate each other and are in a never ending competition. A new girl by the Name of Sakura moves to town and befriends Hinata a friend of Gaara. When both want her, what will happen? GaaraxSakura!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,974 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 11/17/2007 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Affliction by everyday0203 reviews
[AU] Sakura is a volunteer at a mental institution and is forced to take on Gaara as a patient...can Sakura cure Gaara? or will Gaara's affliction rub off onto Sakura as well?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,799 - Reviews: 1057 - Favs: 1,109 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 10/10/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
The Changing Sands by everyday0203 reviews
just my imagination running wild on a scenario that could have happened but didn't after gaara was defeated by naruto...GaaraSakura of course.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 84,952 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 7/4/2007 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Konoha News by Novelist Pup reviews
The Konoha Channel 7 News. I'd advise you to read wisely. [Yaoi, crack]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
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Back From a Mission! reviews
Soul and Maka return home from an easy mission and enjoy some alone time together on the roof of their apartment! LEMON, you have been warned. SoMa.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,662 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
Music, Drugs, and All Things Punk! reviews
When Sakura, a girl with an extraordinary voice, joins a metal band as the lead singer, she doesn't know what to expect. Love deffinately wasn't it. GaaSaku, NaruSasu, KibaHina, PeinKona, TemaIno, ShikaNeji. Lemons, Drugs, Yaoi, Yuri, & Cursing. 3
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,322 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Gaara, Sakura H.
The End of a Madman reviews
What would happen if Sasuke was captured during/after the war and brought back to Konoha. Drabble, NaruSasu. Pointless and idiotic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
420 For the Fail reviews
4.20 goes horribly wrong...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,271 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
On Top reviews
Sasuke and Naruto's relationship is far from healthy, but they stick together because they love each other. What happens when you throw ecstacy and raver parties into the mix? A uke turning into a Seme! : , rated M for drug abuse/YAOI/BOYXBOY! MATURE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,683 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Watching reviews
One shot. Poemfic. GaaxSaku. Read, Review.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete