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Joined 11-14-10, id: 2615494, Profile Updated: 09-22-14
Author has written 22 stories for Rosario + Vampire, Naruto, Love Hina, Pokémon, Harry Potter, X-Men: Evolution, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Warhammer, White Wolf, and Worm.

Name: *

Age: I can rent a car! :D

Sex: Male and Heterosexual (because some people seem to think it matters.)

Location: Depends on the Wanderlust. But I'm from America

I like a lot anime/manga and am always open to suggestions for my reading. Caveat: I generally don't like shojo art styles, but the few with decent art(imo) have been well written. I am a gamer, so there will be attempts at writing in that area. I am rather well read when compared to other Americans my age. Caveat: I will use references from all over the place because of it. Wikipedia is one of my favourite sites along with Google.

I am a former member of the United States Armed Forces. I will occasionally use a reference from our sub-culture. I will try to keep the references applicable.

By the way, all the stories are in someone else's sandbox. I'm just diddling around in it.

And if you haven't figured it out by reading my stories, I write by the seat of my pants. Pull it all out of a magic hat. Sometimes I don't even know where the plot is heading. Maybe one day I'll make an outline.

I haven't been writing in a while, I just don't have the motivation. I kinda hope that I get back into it. Even if its just silly shorts or collections of ideas.

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The Heavens Shall Tremble by Full-Paragon reviews
It has been seven years since the galaxy burned. Seven years of tenuous peace, while humanity and its allies rebuilt and the races of the Citadel purged their ranks of Indoctrinated. The galaxy hovers on the edge of a knife, as people who lost loved ones once again cry for war. On the edge of the Terminus systems, darkness stirs. Ancient beings have awoken. It is Harvest time.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 18 - Words: 77,982 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 860 - Follows: 1,026 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 10/25/2013 - Garrus V., Liara T'Soni, Tali'Zorah, Shepard (M)
Hero by Choice by ScriptrixDraconum reviews
Book 2: Child of Akatosh. Champion of Meridia. I am Dragonborn, and I am not here by mistake. The gods have a plan for me – to fight the undead, and to save Skyrim from destruction. My name is Deborah, and I am a hero by choice. (Sequel to "Hero by Mistake". Modern-day insert/Language barrier/Game plots altered/Prior knowledge of game not required. Windhelm/Whiterun/High Hrothgar).
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 184,344 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 12/1/2013 - [Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Yrsarald Thrice-Pierced] Marcurio, Ingjard
Overlady by EarthScorpion reviews
"A new overlady, you say? She's a little short and flat-chested, although her temper is impressively vile. Oh well. Needs must when needs must. Too long have the lands of Halkeginia gone without true Evil. There are fluffy bunnies and happy ponies all over the place, frolicking! It makes me quite sick! No, it doesn't matter if she wants to or not. Because Evil always finds a way."
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Overlord - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 231,604 - Reviews: 1432 - Favs: 1,543 - Follows: 1,536 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Louise
The Iron Coin Chronicles: Season 1 by Alkeni reviews
Armed with the power of the Iron Coin, Xander Harris is now in a position to see what Fate has in store for his friends. With the ability and motivation to change the future, Xander Harris sets out to do just that. The only question is: Is change always for the better? Xander-Centric with a Xander/Cordelia Pairing. Set During BtVS Season 3.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 160,767 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 11/16/2014 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Xander H., Cordelia C. - Complete
Hero by Mistake by ScriptrixDraconum reviews
Book 1: This is not my world. I fell into a cave, hit my head, and woke up in a world with swords, leather armor, barbarians, magic, trolls, and two moons. I'm lost and not understood, and my only friend has a penchant for blood warpaint. (Modern-day insert/Complete language barrier/Game plots altered/Prior knowledge of game not required. Edited/updated version is on AO3.)
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 56 - Words: 211,911 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Stenvar, Wuunferth the Unliving, Yrsarald Thrice-Pierced - Complete
Inquisitor Carrow and the Bureaucracy of Failure by littlewhitecat reviews
Now he has been officialy declared an adult Inquisitor Carrow can start to implement his plans, turning Ancient Terra in to the God-Emperor fearing world he knows it should be, and what better place to start than with the Wizarding World? Be afraid, be very afraid...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 143,355 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 744 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Warslayer by JohnDeath reviews
The Halloween episode had a different result, and from it arose champions that will strike fear into all the forces of evil that threaten humanity. Rated M for strong language and violence.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 35 - Words: 122,605 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 1,043 - Updated: 1/17/2014 - Published: 11/5/2010
And the Meek Shall Inherit the Galaxy by Full-Paragon reviews
Due to a shift in turian and quarian patrols, first contact for humanity is friendly; Rael'Zorah and Hannah Shepard become friends, as do their species. But the galaxy is not a safe place, and schisms develop when the Council steps in. As humanity finds new allies among the stars, something darker stirs. The Meek must beware, for it is nearly harvest time. AU, lots of worldbuilding
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 49 - Words: 232,286 - Reviews: 3421 - Favs: 2,262 - Follows: 1,929 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard (M), Hannah S., Rael'Zorah - Complete
Delenda Est by Lord Silvere reviews
Harry is a prisoner, and Bellatrix has fallen from grace. The accidental activation of Bella's treasured heirloom results in another chance for Harry. It also gives him the opportunity to make the acquaintance of the young and enigmatic Bellatrix Black as they change the course of history.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 392,449 - Reviews: 6798 - Favs: 8,325 - Follows: 6,578 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Summoning the Sun by Mashadar reviews
She begged for a beautiful, sacred and strong familiar. She never expected how sacred a certain white wolf could be.
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Okami - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 66,985 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 1,308 - Follows: 1,263 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Louise, Amaterasu
Dragons by Annonimous4862 reviews
For a brief amount of time, the hermit remembered, and he felt he had to do something... and perhaps he did. But then he forgot, and just returned to his questions.
Crossover - Inheritance Cycle & Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 160,367 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 810 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Eragon S., Dragonborn/Dovahkiin
Going Sideways by TaikoHawk reviews
Jutsu intrinsically twist the laws of physics and what is possible. Sakura really shouldn't be surprised when accidentally mixing a few of them pretzels time and space. Flashfic series. Alternate universe/time travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 100 - Words: 96,182 - Reviews: 2072 - Favs: 1,521 - Follows: 1,280 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
Mass Effect: Glorious Shotgun Princess by Gregg Landsman reviews
The Exaltation of the Unconquered Sun is a tricky thing. Especially when it doesn't come with an manual. Jane Shepard, who was able to talk Spectres into suicide before getting a spiritual superweapon grafted to her soul, has a new advantage.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 212,144 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 1,026 - Follows: 773 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Shepard (F) - Complete
Growing Up Black by Elvendork Nigellus reviews
What if Harry had been rescued from the Dursleys at age six and raised as the heir of the Noble and Most Ancient, etc.? This is the story of Aries Sirius Black. AU. Part I complete. Part II in progress.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 69 - Words: 234,225 - Reviews: 4147 - Favs: 5,304 - Follows: 5,472 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B.
The Scorpion's Sting by Wandering the Arid Sea reviews
AU. Orochimaru's 'resignation' from the Akatsuki and the resulting fallout is more intense than in canon, resulting in chance meeting between Sasori and a young Naruto in a changing world.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 72,028 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Naruto U.
Children of the Spiral by JackOfBladesX reviews
They say the flap of a butterfly can cause a whirlwind on the other side of the planet. During the mission to Wave, the appearance of someone connected to Naruto changes his fate for the better...and shakes those around him. Uzumaki Mito has returned...and she is not amused. NarutoxMito. Rated for safety concerns.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 37,958 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 1,835 - Follows: 1,990 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Naruto U., Mito U.
Saved By The Damned by Master of The Blood Wolves reviews
By refusing the Catalyst's proposed solutions, Shepard damned the galaxy to extinction. But in humanity's darkest hour, aid comes unlooked for and unannounced, in the form of spectral warriors clad in armour adorned with images of death. Alternate ending for Mass Effect 3.
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Space Marines, Shepard (M) - Complete
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 3839 - Favs: 10,440 - Follows: 9,871 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Iron Soul by PlaceholderName reviews
An accident results in Naruto acquiring a unique advantage and a new instructor. Can Ebisu guide Naruto down the path of a successful ninja?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 101,540 - Reviews: 1612 - Favs: 2,748 - Follows: 2,946 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Naruto U.
Scorpion's Disciple by nobody102 reviews
AU. Orochimaru's resignation from Akatsuki is more intense than in canon, resulting in a meeting between young Naruto and Sasori… Slow buildup. Last chapter is a summary, technically not complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 149,612 - Reviews: 2244 - Favs: 4,566 - Follows: 3,247 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Felix Felicis Fortuna by dragonblade3200 reviews
This is Harry's tale, his redemption, his fall, his war. Dumbledore isn't as good as Harry hoped, Voldemort isn't as different as he thought. A night of healing with a flask of Liquid Luck provided by the mysterious Half-Blood Prince leads to Harry's fate
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 45,294 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 785 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Harry P., Tracey D.
Ruinous by gabriel blessing reviews
Temptation of the flesh and the spirit. That which lies beneath, that which lies beyond. The ruinous powers of Chaos call, and those who hear respond. If, that is, they can manage to find a date to Junior Prom....
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 46,432 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Ron S., Kim P.
Mass Effect: Imperfect Future by Red Geist reviews
Commander Shepard recalls a strange ordeal as he prepares for his suicide mission, which leads to some interesting innovations. First in a two part story arc, leading up to the events in Mass Effect: The Dark Era
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,000 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Shepard (F) - Complete
Contemplating Clouds by Tehan.au reviews
Apathetic Occlumency teacher twisting your mind out of shape? Never fear, there's a charming young girl in the year below to twist it back in the opposite direction. Just hope it doesn't snap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,222 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 1,384 - Follows: 1,503 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Harry P., Luna L.
He Had No Fingers by Gleam reviews
The Ninetails cannot be contained. But it will take a human sacrifice, all the same.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,253 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Dagger and Rose by Perspicacity reviews
Dumbledore doesn’t ignore the 2nd prophecy! He apprentices Harry and teaches him a rare form of magic, but draws the ire of a secret society who seek to guard this knowledge and do Harry in. Assassination attempts on multiple fronts. H/F, Yr. 4 GoF AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 85,199 - Reviews: 1285 - Favs: 2,061 - Follows: 1,013 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
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Worm 40k Idea Repository reviews
A place for Worm and Warhammer 40k x-overs that live in my brain and shared to you lovely people. Open to suggestions.
Crossover - Warhammer & Worm - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,742 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 3/10 - Published: 11/2/2014
Radiant Violet Change reviews
Taylor doesn't get powers from being trapped in her locker. Still, the very Stars themselves say she is Fated, Destined, to have the power to change the way things will End.
Crossover - White Wolf & Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,621 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 2/1
The Life and Deaths of Anval Thawn reviews
What does Anval Thawn do when he is dead?
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2014 - Complete
Pearls Before Owls reviews
Athena upsets Aphrodite in a major way when she tells Annabeth to join the Hunters. And now Aphrodite is maneuvering things to make Athena and Annabeth regret their choices. The Goddess of Love lines Percy up with a girl who is every bit as awesome as he is. And then makes sure there is multiple chances to prove their love. Or so she thinks.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,544 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 8/3/2013 - Percy J., Thalia G.
Cup Ramen: Insanity reviews
A collection of un-beta'd and probably unedited ideas. Poorly thought out and a level of crazy that hurts my brain. Still, I hope you enjoy. Rated M for swearing and perhaps some lady parts.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,393 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/24/2013 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Naruto U.
Belladonna reviews
Another name for Deadly Nightshade. A beautiful flower that could only mean death. In the past, Harry must survive this round of the dangerous game Magic plays with him, with a woman who is just as likely to kill him as love him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,506 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 650 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Harry P., Bellatrix L.
Turn that Frown Upside Down! reviews
or Adventures in Being SAD. Slightly AU in the beginning and only going to diverge more. Naruto really has a blast, Kiba goes BEASTMODE, and Shino rocks socks. What more do you want? Oh, a psychotic and sexy sensei? Done. Anko's Awesome Team is about to get SAD all up in this place. Pairings currently not set in stone.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,187 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter: Half Baked reviews
A bunch of half-baked ideas. Prompts, full one-shots, summarized ideas. And Siriusness.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,999 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 5/25/2013
Red Hair and Red Blood reviews
Things change a bit, when someone likes what she tastes. Kokoa thinks Tsukune is de-lish. Then Tsukune finds out she brings out the best, or is it the worst, in him.
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,906 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Tsukune A., Kokoa S.
Winter Warlock reviews
In an attempt to get Kuyou off his back Tsukune turned to his friends for options. He turned down the immortal Vampire and turned instead to a border being. The winter is deep.
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,228 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Tsukune A.
Triumph reviews
What does it mean to triumph? Ash knows what it means to him.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Cynthia/Shirona - Complete
Cold Snap reviews
Emma Frost is the headmistress at a new school, and Charles sends Logan to lend a hand. Intrigue! Romance, Kinda! Action! High School Drama! Girls with hive minds throwing themselves at an older man! More High School Drama! And Heart Pounding Action!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,492 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Wolverine/Logan
Quod Sum Eris reviews
She helped him remember but he predicted her future. When his prediction comes true, he helps her remember what she told him. Companion piece to Memento Mori.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Wolfsbane/Rahne S., Wolverine/Logan - Complete
Memento Mori reviews
For a man with so many gaps in his memory and an indestructible skeleton on top of a mutant healing factor, remembering his mortality is a hard thing to do. Rahne helps him remember.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Wolfsbane/Rahne S., Wolverine/Logan - Complete
Voodoo reviews
Ash wins in Sinnoh! Yea! But Cynthia is scheming and Mewtwo works some serious black magic.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,509 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Ash K./Satoshi, Cynthia/Shirona
Perseverance reviews
Motoko made a simple mistake. In her teenage angst, Keitaro reveals a problem he's been dealing with for a long time. It changes her stance on the man. This is the story where that happened, plus some other stuff too.
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,803 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Motoko A., Keitaro U.
Unnamed Feeling reviews
It wants out!
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Tsukune A. - Complete
Power of Music reviews
It brings us all together. But this time around, it brought two unlikely people together and they fell in love.
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Kokoa S., Tsukune A. - Complete
Faith reviews
Its something Keitaro has to keep him going. Came into being after talking with a friend.
Love Hina - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Keitaro U., Mutsumi O. - Complete
Freedom reviews
Keitaro wants out. And this is how he does it.
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Keitaro U., Kanako U. - Complete
Battery reviews
Sometimes, you just gotta crush the non-believers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Forever and a Day reviews
Kokoa's feelings come to a head. It doesn't go so well...
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Kokoa S. - Complete