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One Word Quiz!!!

You can only type ONE word! Not as easy as you might think - now, copy or forward, change the answers to suit you and pass it on. It's really hard to only use one word answers. You can only type one word.

1. Where is your telephone? study

2. Where is your significant other? god-knows

3. Your hair? head

4. Your mother? bathroom

6. Your favorite thing? Reading

7. Your dream last night? Forgotten

8. Your iPod? blue

9. Your dream/goal? forensics

10. The room you're in? bedroom

11. You hate? Arguments

12. Your fear? falling

13. Where do you want to be in 6 years? working

14. Where were you last night? bed

15. What you're not? emo

16. Muffins? Chocolate

17. One of your wish list items? music

18. Where you grew up? Bradford-On-Avon

19. The last thing you did? this

20. What are you wearing? Clothes

21. Your TV? livingroom

22. Your pet(s)? None

23. Your computer? Laptop

24. Your life? breathing

25. Your mood? happy

26. Missing someone? Always

27. Your car? Nonexistent

28. Something you're not wearing? Shoes

29. Your summer? france

30. Your eyes? hazel

31. Love someone? family

32. Your favorite color? various

33. When is the last time you laughed? now

34. Last time you cried? forgot

35. Who will repaste this? Dunno

Don't cheat, it works better if you just IGNORE the key for the game until you actually have do it. I'll tell you mine if you do it PROPERLY
This game has a funny/spooky outcome.
Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try.
First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.
Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!
1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.
2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.
3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.
4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.
5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)
6. Finally, make a wish.
And now the key for the game..
1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.
2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.
3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.
4. You care most about the person you put in 4.
5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.
6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.
7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.
8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.
9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.
10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true...
If you don't it will become the opposite

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her while she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota Balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart

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Fates Be Changed by The Homing Pigeon reviews
An orphan and an outcast, living two lives that should never have intercepted. However what could happen if a nudge forces these worlds to collide? With a new name and a new father will the Boy-Who-Lived accept what Fate marked him for? A Bruce Banner/Harry Potter father/son relationship. Skip to Chapter 13 for the start of the Avengers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 64 - Words: 325,529 - Reviews: 2731 - Favs: 5,035 - Follows: 6,353 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 7/22/2015 - Harry P., Hulk/Bruce B.
Game Changer by NotthatSmart234 reviews
The war against Voldemort spilled over into the muggle world; SHIELD got involved. Two of their best became the most feared people in the magical world. When their daughter enters Hogwarts alongside Harry Potter; how will her heritage change the wizarding world? The game changes, and some people don't like it a all.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,166 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 7/21/2014
Hearts and Bones by JustKeepOnTheGrass reviews
Their assigned rooms on the Rebel base are right opposite to each other. One night, when Jyn and Cassian have had too much to drink, this arrangement becomes something of a distraction... [Jyn/Cassian - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies - MATURE content]
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,660 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/3 - Jyn E. - Complete
Against the odds by 01cheers reviews
Their arc in the film is achingly beautiful, but my inner fix-it junkie insists on a warmer and fuzzier headcanon scenario. Rogue One, Cassian/Jyn, also featuring K-2SO. Cross-posted from AO3.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,111 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 12/19/2016 - Jyn E., K-2SO, Cassian A. - Complete
Packing Is Easy When You've Got Nothing by Lucillia reviews
Obi-Wan ends up with a different group as an Initiate, which leaves Qui-Gon with a problem he has little success in correcting after he takes him on as his Padawan. A problem that Anakin is stuck dealing with the entire time he knows the man, and Luke deals with like his father before him. Drabbles and oneshots which are not in chronological order.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,332 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 6/4/2016 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Luke S., Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J.
Bruja by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Being a cat is easy. Eat, Sleep and be better than everyone because you're a cat. But what happens when the cat happens to be a witch stuck in a feline body, and runs into the one man on the planet with major anger management issues that cause wide-scale destruction? Meet Bruja, the Hulk's pet kitty...and a bigger troll than Loki could hope to be.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,650 - Reviews: 763 - Favs: 3,929 - Follows: 4,380 - Updated: 3/8/2016 - Published: 2/10/2016 - Harry P., Hulk/Bruce B.
Daddy's Little Girl by kmj1989 reviews
When ten-year-old orphan Emily Ward pickpocketed a seemingly unsuspecting Phil Coulson, she had no idea her life would change forever. Twelve years later, she works with her adopted dad and pseudo-brother at SHIELD, trying to save the world that she refuses to let into her own little sphere of trust. Rated T for the fact that there will be violence.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 61,178 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 11/11/2014 - Published: 7/28/2014 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Letters by Marion Hood reviews
The summer before Hogwarts, Hermione Granger makes an unusual friend in America. And of course there's only one way for the son of a hunter and a witch to keep in touch.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,522 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 4/12/2014 - Hermione G., Sam W. - Complete
Thunderstruck by lottielovebuzz reviews
Dean Winchester, a half-blood Gryffindor joins Dumbledore's Army in his 6th Year and finally meets Castiel Novak, a Muggle-born Hufflepuff. After Castiel manages to produce Patronus on his first try, Dean is immediately curious about the quiet Prefect and ends up forming an unlikely friendship that doesn't go as smoothly as they wish.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,536 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/2/2014 - Published: 1/13/2014 - [Dean W., Castiel] [Sam W., Jessica M./Jess] - Complete
A Date With Death('s Master) by I. H. Scribe reviews
Death insists Dean go out on a date with his Master in return for his ring.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 927 - Follows: 410 - Published: 3/13/2014 - [Harry P., Dean W.] Death - Complete
Hunter by sakurademonalchemist reviews
After a bad camping trip that left Vernon and Dudley dead because of a Wendigo, Harry decides on his chosen career path as a Hunter. There's just one small catch...he has to survive his fifth year long enough to escape Britain! With the help of a mischievous god, a pair of no-good twins, and the help of his friend will Hogwarts survive him? Brotherly!Loki/Gabriel
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 24 - Words: 63,802 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 2,519 - Follows: 1,542 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 12/16/2013 - Harry P., Gabriel - Complete
Harry Winchester by Magster1102 reviews
What would have happened if the summer befor third year Harry got a letter from his dead mother explaining that James wasn't his father? What would happen if John Winchester just so happened to be his real dad? What are Sam and Dean going to do when they find Harry at Ellen's roadhouse? This is going to be one exciting year! Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or Supernatural!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,727 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 1,198 - Follows: 1,150 - Updated: 2/8/2014 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Jurisdictional Issues by I. H. Scribe reviews
Someone else comes to claim Dean's soul at the beginning of Season 2.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 180 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Harry P., Dean W., Tessa - Complete
Sherlock's sister by Lady of Slytherclaw reviews
Sherlock's sister come visiting! And Hermione has questions for Sherlock. Oneshot, slightly crack.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 40 - Published: 10/5/2013
Kingdoms Rise by DONT-BL1NK reviews
"The name is Sherlock Holmes, and I broke in." [Contains explict content]
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,169 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Can't Hide Any More by Timeforachange reviews
A friend of Stella comes to visite. What will happen when bodies turns up looking like someone they know? Rated T to be on the safe side: Crossover with NCIS
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,085 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Mac T., Stella B. - Complete
This New Technology (or A Study in UMQRA) by fleetwood-mouse reviews
Sherlock and John have all kinds of ways to communicate. Written for the come at once challenge, so be prepared for explicit content.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,257 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/3/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Dead Man Talking by One More Disaster reviews
"Catch-Fly" 'verse. Sequel to "No Condemnation". Almost four years after first receiving the offer, Silene finally takes Gibbs up on the offer to transfer to his team. But first, they have to catch the killer and the reason why. fem!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,831 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Harry P., Tony D. - Complete
No Condemnation by One More Disaster reviews
"Catch-Fly" 'verse. Agent Gibbs is being even more of a bastard than normal. Pacci's new Probie isn't willing to let it go with the accepted reasoning that that was just how he always got the last week in February, and goes digging into the past. How will Gibbs react when he finds out what she's discovered? fem!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,751 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Harry P., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Lock, Stock and Oh Yes, There's A Dragon by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
My 100th fic! And obviously, it had to be cracky, and porny, and weird. So, I give you - AU in which Dean is locked in a castle, guarded by a dragon...who might have a crush on him
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,355 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Stupidly Loyal and Loyally Stupid by EosAella reviews
Because we all know it, if Arthur sentenced Merlin to death he would escape. He wouldn't stay because of some stupid sense of loyalty. Would he? A story written to mock.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 31 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
The Holiday by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
Another of my movie AU's. Castiel and Sam are unlucky in both life and love, so they swap houses for the holidays. Both find the experience highly...interesting. Dean/Castiel Sam/Gabriel
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,088 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 1,230 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Is This Art Or Is It Just Pleased To See Me? by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
CRACK. AU In which Dean needs to study under an established artist, and Castiel needs help with his ceramic penises.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,258 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 5418 - Favs: 12,447 - Follows: 1,562 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Behind Blue Eyes by Jason Layton reviews
songfic, Based on Behind Blue Eyes by The Who. Don't know whats wrong the editing is SNAFU. Sorry about that. Drabble! Some evil and suicide implied, but only as suggested by the song.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Stay by julesmonster reviews
Chase needs a place to stay and goes to House. House/Chase slash.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,685 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 766 - Follows: 92 - Published: 9/6/2010 - [G. House, R. Chase] - Complete
Blinded by the WhitelighterWitchElder Hybrid by Jedi Master Calriel reviews
Humorous time travel fic. An explosion during a fight with two warlock assassins send Wyatt and Chris back to a time where Natalie, the straightlaced whitelighter, is invading the Charmed Ones' lives. Should be interesting...
Charmed - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,990 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 7/26/2006 - Wyatt H., Elise R.
Frankie's Demise by heatqueen reviews
This is set straight after 'All Access'. Stella wasn't okay after she shot Frankie, no matter how hard she tried to pretend to be. Kind of Smacked but not romantic.
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Stella B., Mac T. - Complete
A gift for Mac by BAUMember reviews
Stella leaves Mac a gift M rated smexy all the way..............
CSI: New York - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Mac T., Stella B. - Complete
Me and My Gang by newyorkminute reviews
Take a journey back to when the CSIs from New York and a crossover from Miami are back in high school. Taken through the eyes of my OC Keisha Thomas. AU! Enjoy. comments are muy buen! Sorry for title change I was listening to the song by Rascal Flats
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 65,581 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Complete
Abby And The Gibbs by Citation-2 reviews
Holiday Season is the right time for a fable: the NCIS version of "Beauty And The Beast". We know Abby is curious and kind hearted, and because of this she is going to end in trouble, prisoner of a mysterious blue eyed creature with a sad past... GABBY!
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,390 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Abby S. - Complete
It Was A Dark And Stormy Night by SpaceAnJL reviews
Hallowe'en in the AnJLverse. Because this is how my mind works. You can't say that you weren't warned...
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,607 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
A New Life in San Francisco by phoenix catcher reviews
Complete. Slash Harry/Chris. Harry tries to make a normal life in San Francisco after escaping from Azkaban after being framed for murder except he can't escape magic, no matter what form it is in. Great involvement in the Charmed Ones' family.
Crossover - Charmed & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 191,908 - Reviews: 1353 - Favs: 2,215 - Follows: 1,243 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Chris H., Harry P. - Complete
Rock 'N' Roll by BlueEyedAuthor reviews
Written for the Multi-Fandom CSI: NY challenge. X-over with CSI: Crime Scene Investigation and CSI: Miami. When one of the CSIs receives an invitation to his 50-year high school reunion, he and other CSIs as teens reflect on their senior year, 1958-1959.
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,750 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Complete
Die Another Day by bookgodess15 reviews
House is having some serious bad luck. Errant baseballs, falling telephone poles, collapsing balconies, leaking gas lines... And if that wasn't enough, who the hell picked Chase to be the knight in shining armor? 30 Days and Nights of House/Chase
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,356 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 8/2/2008 - G. House, R. Chase - Complete
I'll Say Goodbye by phoenixqueen reviews
Leo must say goodbye to Piper one night as she sleeps. Slightly AU!
Charmed - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,362 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/15/2006 - [Piper H., Leo W.] - Complete
In Her Time of Need by L-Sfarmwmn reviews
When Lily Evans receives the worst news of her life, James Potter is the last person she ever expected to be able to comfort her. But this new feeling for him, it's only the insanity from grief, right? Maybe not. LilyJames
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 49,273 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 5/11/2006 - Published: 10/4/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
I Love You and I'm Not Afraid by XsunflowerX reviews
[OneShotSongfic] Leo and Piper were robbed of time in Vaya con Leos. What if they were given one last chance? Piper and Leo centric. R&R
Charmed - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,893 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/21/2006 - Piper H., Leo W. - Complete
The Beginning of the end by Mei1105 reviews
Summary: Set in Lily and James’ seventh year. Follow this famous couple through their last year at Hogwarts, facing secret crushes, full moons, pranks, Slytherins, and the ever present threat of Voldemort and his Death Eaters. Finished! Sequel is up!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 107,921 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 11/12/2005 - Published: 4/14/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The High School Halliwells by classicchic reviews
All four girls go to high school in modern day. Major PiperLeo fic with Dan squeezed in every now and then.
Charmed - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 23,245 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/27/2005 - Published: 12/3/2004 - Piper H., Leo W. - Complete
Hermione Granger: Guardian Angel Extrordinaire! by child of a fallen god reviews
Hermione's dead, and is now a Guardian Angel. Mix in one snarky Potions Master, and let the hilarity ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,311 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/3/2004 - Published: 12/2/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S.