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Who Are You, Really? by Loki's Derp Face reviews
During a war, Thor meets Loki, a slave boy who has been severely injured. After having his wounds treated in Asgard, Thor realizes he doesn't want to take Loki back and hides him in his room. Time passes and it's clear there's more to Loki than meets the eye.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 44 - Words: 82,402 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 10/24/2011 - [Thor, Loki]
Misunderstood by AsgardianMuser reviews
After Loki fell into the black hole he woke up on Midgard and found himself alone and helpless although who will find him? Thor doesn't believe his brother is dead and will try everything to try and find him.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,652 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 1/8/2013 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Loki, Thor
More Than Friends by thisisnotwhoyouthink reviews
Sequel to the oneshot Making Friends. Tony still has no idea what he's doing, and quite honestly, he's stopped trying to figure it out. Pairing is Tony/Loki, with appearances by the Avengers and Shield. Rating will go up
Thor - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,663 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 871 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Loki - Complete
How a Heart Breaks by Twilight Zephyr reviews
Thor and Loki are a bonded pair but unaware of it. But when Thor is exiled and begins to fall for Jane, it starts tearing at the bond, slowly killing Loki. Thor/Loki ; Thor/Jane
Thor - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,451 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Slips Like Sighs by Felicity G. Silvers reviews
They've just got a new long-term patient scheduled, and the care plans already been decided, gone over with family—an older brother. Steve's looked at the file and the charts: car accident, lawyer, some brain damage, and some damage to his left side.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,526 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 10/10/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Loki - Complete
The Way Back by Haruko-Mizumi reviews
When Thor returned Loki to Asgard, Odin found magic in Loki's mind that had been influencing him, and began a process to remove it. The night before Loki will be completely free, Thor visits a very lost feeling Loki, and preforms his role as older brother. Post Avengers. No slash.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Now I See by Nicholls reviews
Loki had stopped trying to count how long he had been in the Void, it didn't seem to matter anymore. There was nothing but darkness, until he felt a light. It seemed like the soft blue light was calling to him, so he fell. He followed it to Midgard of all places, and to the human known as Tony Stark.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,217 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 9/14/2012 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Red Glass by Ohappydaze reviews
Thor hits Loki in a drunken rage and has to realize later how truly shattering his action was, and the negative effects it had on his little brother.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,700 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Don't try to fix me by Cormyay reviews
Loki falls to Earth without memories and everyone angry and after him, eventual Tony/Loki.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,346 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.
Now You'll Never Be Lonely by Felicity G. Silvers reviews
AU. Tony isn't really sure how he feels about Steve setting him up on a date with his newest waiter at the diner; at least he's easy on the eyes. Loki is a little less sure about this whole boss setting him up with his best friend either, not when he sees that bit of jealousy in Steve's eyes. -Complete-
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,504 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Enough by Felicity G. Silvers reviews
None of them even knew Loki had been missing from his imprisonment on Asgard when Thor shows up with a shell of a god in his arms. Clint finds himself almost unwillingly starting to feel sympathy for the god as he gets to know him and realizes maybe not everything was as it seems. -complete-
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,721 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Loki, Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Project Loki by Sheyrena Wyrsabane reviews
Loki gets hit by a spell that requires him to remain in close physical contact with Steve. Steve decides to use this opportunity to try and convince Loki that super villain might not be the best career choice.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,530 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Loki - Complete
A Symbol of Love by bellacatbee reviews
Loki is Thor's Thrall, humiliated and mistreated by everyone but Thor. Loki knows that should he ever conceive their child would be considered a danger by Thor's father but Thor seems blind to how precarious Loki's situation is within Asgard. Thor/Loki. A sequel to 'A Symbol of Peace'.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,348 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Redemption by Kipli reviews
TONY/LOKI. Set just after the film. Loki is banished from Asgard and stripped of his powers as punishment for his actions against Midgard. However even if Stark accepts being Loki's steward, can he manage to keep him safe from the Chitauri? SLASH NC-17
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,629 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 49 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
A Symbol of Peace by bellacatbee reviews
Loki is the symbol of peace. He will be ravished by Thor in place of his kingdom. Only Loki does not want to be a symbol. An Alternate Universe where Loki is given to Thor to keep the peace between their homelands.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,640 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 76 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Operation: Seduce Loki by LulaMadison reviews
Thor's birthday present to his brother leads to a wager between The Avengers to see who can get Loki into bed first.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,345 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 78 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Loki, Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Eye of the Beholder by peppymint reviews
Norsekink fill: For most, the birth of a child is a time of great joy, for Loki it is one of fear.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,065 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Loki - Complete
Nine Lives by MaverikFlame reviews
After a magic mishap, Loki finds himself temporarily stuck in the form of a cat. Tony's beginning to think he might be more of a dog person. Eventual Tony/Loki
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 48,603 - Reviews: 939 - Favs: 2,026 - Follows: 659 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 8/9/2011 - [Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.] - Complete
Blue by LulaMadison reviews
Loki/Tony Stark. Loki is in a secret relationship with Tony when Odin strips him of his powers & makes him mortal. And another surprise - he's pregnant. While he is a mortal now, his baby is still half Jotun and the pregnancy is very high risk.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,333 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 98 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Trickster Interruptus by LulaMadison reviews
A short fic written for this prompt "The Avengers are fighting some foe that they're having a lot of trouble defeating, when all of a sudden Loki shows up & defeats the enemy with a snap of his fingers because he needs to talk to his brother"
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 103 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Protection by LulaMadison reviews
Loki, Tony Stark, Thor, Avengers H/C fic. Written for this prompt: "Loki is badly injured maybe saving Tony? and he & Tony are trapped together. Would prefer if Loki was on a temporary truce with the Avengers against whatever they're fighting."
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,674 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 820 - Follows: 106 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Thousandth Man by transemacabre reviews
AU. Loki was never adopted by Odin; instead he and Thor were betrothed at birth, with their marriage intended to bring about peace between Asgard and Jotunheim. The unwilling pair finally meet each other, but their bickering leads to Odin banishing them.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,899 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Forgive Me, brother by LoneAngel666 reviews
After Loki loses the battle against the Avengers Thor is taking him to Asgard. Or that is what the Trickster thinks. But things take a horrible turn one which he will never forget.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Loki, Thor
Hometown Glory by Cassy27 reviews
When Thor comes home, he finds Loki in a bath filled with pink water and deep cuts in his wrists. He can't believe he might lose his little brother this way. What were Loki's reasons for the suicide attempt and will he make it? No slash!
Thor - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,724 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Remembrance by LulaMadison reviews
Tony Stark invents a weapon designed to incapacitate Loki, but it doesn't work how they expected it too. Loki loses all his memories, he can't speak and he can't even feed himself. The Avengers have to look after him. Warning: Character Death.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,060 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 76 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Start Over Again by Cassy27 reviews
When Loki is wounded whilst defending Thor and his fellow Avengers, Thor is willing to do anything to save his brother. Can Thor protect Loki and can he save him?
Thor - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,047 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Filthy Secret by lies-d reviews
Thor gets falling-down drunk and pulls his brother into bed - an encounter which, if discovered, could ruin both of their lives.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,206 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 63 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Gifts by lies-d reviews
Loki is captured by a powerful organization and forcibly used as a brood mare to produce demi-god super soldiers.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Loki - Complete
Stolen by Cassy27 reviews
When Loki wakes, he finds himself locked in a room with no way to escape. His capturer has a plan that horrifies the trickster God. Can he escape or will Thor have to come to his aid?
Thor - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,968 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 11/18/2011 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Loki, Thor - Complete
The Eyes are the Windows to the Soul by PadawanBrittany reviews
AU. Prince Loki wants to attend the Prince Thor's mighty feast, but cannot go looking as the Jötunn prince that he is. At the same time, Thor makes a startling revelation. Thor/Loki slash.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,745 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Bloodthirsty by LoneAngel666 reviews
This is before the movie. What happens when an ordinary training day gets out of control.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,034 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Poison Arrow by Dread Pirate reviews
When Loki is injured in combat, the difference between the god of mischief and his brother is perhaps something to be celebrated.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Making Friends by thisisnotwhoyouthink reviews
Its amazing what one can accomplish with a set of lawn chairs, a lot of nerve and a great deal of scotch, as Tony Stark can testify. Tony/Loki Friendship
Thor - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,197 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 85 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Loki - Complete
Wait and see by cheshire-bird reviews
This takes place at the end of "men at arms", after Vetinari was shot, so there are spoilers. Vimes faces some strange questions. please read the discription inside.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,949 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Sam Vimes, Vetinari - Complete
Like A Boss by Boobunny60 reviews
Sherlock tells us what it's like to be a boss. Parady of the song Like A Boss by The Lonely Island. Rated T just in case...
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Jizz in my pants by Boobunny60 reviews
Sherlock and John sing jizz in my pants in their own words I changed the lyrics Parody of the song Jizz in my pants by The Lonely Island. Can be read as a poem ; Rated T for language and slash
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Foundling by Rebecca Hb reviews
During the fight in Jotunheim, Laufey sees the blue on Loki's skin and remembers where he lost his first child.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/10/2011 - King Laufey, Loki - Complete
Beyond the Bedroom Door by saysesydo reviews
Thor and Loki are kids, about 8 to 11 years old. In the middle of the night they are visited by something that scares them half to death.
Thor - Rated: K - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Homecoming by Loke0 reviews
2011 movie sequel. After having mourned Loki for days, Thor was ever so surprised to see his beloved brother again
Thor - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,677 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 51 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Loki, Thor
Abaddon by MaverikFlame reviews
Loki is kidnapped and tortured by a madman obsessed with killing gods. Thor doesn't like the idea of someone hurting his little brother.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,303 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Elegie by your-icequeen reviews
Extended from the Random Song Meme. How John copes when Sherlock is gone. Warnings: Suicidal thoughts, alcoholism, character death in a Reichenbach Falls kinda way . S/J pre-slash
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,421 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 5/4/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Waiting for Sherlock by Boobunny60 reviews
Moriarty is looking for Sherlock and decides him and John will wait for Sherlock to get home. Meanwhile Sherlock is at his Mummy's house.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,132 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 5/2/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Case Of The Suicidal Brother by Jennistar1 reviews
Mycroft is suspected of trying to kill himself by drug overdose. Sherlock refuses to believe this - Mycroft just isn't the type. …Is he?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,769 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Sometimes by Sthrissa reviews
Sometimes he can almost imagine. Drumknott/Charlie, Vetinari.
Discworld - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,695 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Drumknott, Vetinari - Complete
Happenstance by Hiza Montmorency reviews
With the latest Clerketary dead, Lord Vetinari is in need of another. Enter Rufus Drumknott. Slash if you've got goggles on.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Vetinari, Drumknott - Complete
The Sun Came to See You by finalproblem reviews
The recent overload of influenza patients at the hospital overwhelm Watson, and the stress and sadness of the job start to take their toll. Holmes, desperate to aid him, does what he can to help his suffering partner. -SLASH-
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,796 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 1/2/2011 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
Hold on for your life by renrenren3 reviews
Somewhere there's an universe in which John Watson is living a quiet life. This isn't that universe, and this John Watson is in the middle of a zombie apocalypse.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/1/2011 - John W. - Complete
The Case of the Bed Intruder by A Touch of Insanity reviews
WELLL, OBVIOUSLY, WE HAVE A RAPIST IN WESTMINSTER!/ In which there is an accidental reference to Antoine Dodson and a whole lot of conduct unbecoming of a police officer or a doctor. Gen.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Car Wreck by Anesthesiologist reviews
A car wreck involves a young eight year old girl. Sherlock and John are present. Afghanistan flashbacks and PTSD hallucinations. Not Slash
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,701 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/22/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
While You Were Sleeping by GeekyTimeLady reviews
Sherlock confesses his regrets to an unconscious John. Fluffy slash. Post " The Great Game" so there's spoilers.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Odd Love by GeekyTimeLady reviews
Sherlock can't be found after the explosion and is presumed dead. Watson tries to go on but struggles. Female!Watson/Sherlock Unbetad so there are some grammar mistakes.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/23/2010 - John W., Sherlock H.
Decision: Century of the Anchovy by Bluer Sky reviews
When a mysterious campaign circulates to elect Vimes to the Patricianship, an old city law forces his hand. It soon promises to be the election of the century...originally written two ! years ago for Election '08.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,524 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Sam Vimes, Vetinari - Complete
That doesn't change anything by Witch fang reviews
Night watch Vetinari/Vimes slash. Set during Night Watch, what if Sam met Vetinari back then? And, sorta, possibly, maybe something...ocured? Lemon. Perhaps maybe a sequel. I don't know.
Discworld - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,649 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Sam Vimes, Vetinari
Bedroom Secrets by Ololon reviews
These are 6 drabbles featuring various characters exploring that the idea that we all do things that only our sleeping partners see. Canon pairings except for Vetinari/Drumknott . Characters: Sam Vimes, Adora, William de Worde, Carrot, Vetinari, Death.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Sam Vimes, Death - Complete
The Dying Detective by blackdog-lz reviews
Modern rewrite of Conan Doyle's Dying Detective
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,737 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 9/1/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Heals All Wounds by ingrid-matthews reviews
H&W slash. Promptfic. During a fight, Holmes is horribly scarred. He no longer believes Watson could love him, Watson must convince him otherwise.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,371 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/17/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
As Events Dictate by Ololon reviews
In the aftermath of a fire at the Patrician's Palace, Vetinari is feared dead, and Drumknott gets a most unusual job offer...but all is not quite as it seems.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,429 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Drumknott, Death - Complete
The Return by Ololon reviews
Vetinari/Drumknott, friendship, with possibly a hint i.e. two atoms of slash, if you look hard. Set towards the end of The Truth: Vetinari and Drumknott are released from the Watch House and make their slow and somewhat painful way back to the Palace.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Vetinari, Drumknott - Complete
The Last Straw by chibikaty reviews
Vetinari has already made Vimes become a commander, a knight, an ambassador, and a duke. There's nothing left he can do. Right?
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Sam Vimes, Vetinari - Complete
Past His Guard by Morwen Tindomerel reviews
What's going on in Vetinari's mind - and briefly Vimes' - during a couple of scenes of 'Feet of Clay'.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,394 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Complete
Vimes's Coping Method by Gothgirlreid reviews
So, what did Vetinari find out?
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,053 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/10/2009 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Sam Vimes, Vetinari
Midwinter by KindKit reviews
After a near-death experience, Drumknott starts coming to terms with his feelings for Vetinari. Eventual Drumknott/Vetinari slash. Set during and after The Truth and includes spoilers for that book. 7 chapters in total; now complete.
Discworld - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,137 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Drumknott, Vetinari - Complete
Five Ways Sam Vimes Made an Unwelcome Discovery by KindKit reviews
Five ways Vimes learned that Vetinari and Drumknott were lovers. Some of these are silly, some are angsty. No spoilers, although the first section refers to some events in The Truth.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Complete
Mr Drumknott's Surprise by KindKit reviews
Drumknott gives Vetinari a remarkable present. This is my explanation for the strange object on Vetinari's desk mentioned in Unseen Academicals. No other spoilers for that book.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Complete
Someone's Dog by KindKit reviews
Wuffles is a very old dog; Vetinari deals with the inevitable. Be warned, this is not a happy or funny story.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Complete
Espionage by I-Am-The-Stig reviews
oneshot set in Night Watch. After meeting John Keel what if Madam wanted Vetinari to go investigate his desk to find out a little more about him? What if Vimes catches him? NO slash.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Complete
Man's Best Friend by I-Am-The-Stig reviews
Vetinari rescues a puppy from being suffocated/ starved to death in a sack on the Ankh. oneshot.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Complete
You Did What? by TheMidgetBee reviews
A version of the never-seen Vetinari/Leonard conversation from Jingo regarding Leshp after Vetinari finds out Leonard's been there.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,700 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Complete
Can't Poison the Whole City by adele4 reviews
Security is tightened around the Patrician's Palace and its main resident, and it doesn't make anyone's job easier.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Sam Vimes, Vetinari - Complete
Candlelight by adele4 reviews
Set after "Feet of Clay". Vimes and Vetinari cuddle after sex, and have a tender and open conversation. Comparatively.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,417 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Sam Vimes, Vetinari - Complete
Hardboiled by Estelle Tiniwiel reviews
Lord Vetinari receives news of a long expected event. Unfortunately, the news is less than positive.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,716 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Complete
Where It Stops, No One Knows by sadcoffee reviews
To Vetinari's faint surprise, the knife trick was an enlightening and enlivening way of discovering certain small truths about those in his employ. Slight Vetinari x Drumknott
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Complete
Good King Vetinari? by AlyssC01 reviews
Based on the carol: Good King Wenceslas. It's Hogwatchnight and Lord Vetinari is looking out of the window, listening to Drumknott when he sees a beggar... Please Read and Review!
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,748 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
Uncle Havelock? by Ficus-Avenger reviews
Featuring a drunken Downey, a bored Vetinari and a very persistant Young Sam. What else would you need to know?
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Complete
Arranging Favours by Ficus-Avenger reviews
It's yet another boring meeting at the palace for Sam Vimes, but something's different...for some reason, Vetinari keeps smiling at him...
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Complete
Loyalty by BasementOfTheMansion reviews
Drumknott really is too loyal... Vetinari/Drumknott subtext. Kinda. Post-The Truth.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Complete
The Event of the Season by TheMidgetBee reviews
What do young Assassins, crossdressing and even a bit of man on man action add up to? That's right, it's time for the Assassins Guild annual play...
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,817 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Complete
Moving Sideways by TheMidgetBee reviews
Poor Sergeant Vimes...he's been summoned to see the new Patrician, and everyone's saying this one is even crazier then Snapcase. Features the usual characters.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2007
A Match Made in Heaven? by TheMidgetBee reviews
Lord Vetinari is bored. So when Drumknott brings to his attention the fact that he and Commander Vimes are becoming gay icons in AnkhMorpork, it gives him an idea about how he could amuse himself...
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,799 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/7/2007 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Complete
Preparing for Power by Ficus-Avenger reviews
Madam Meserole and a young Lord Vetinari discuss how to get him the Patricianship.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Complete
The Experiment by shelledone reviews
Vetinari is lacking knowledge in one crucial area... NotyetLord Downey gives him a hand. VetxDown. slash.
Discworld - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/15/2007
I see you by Oakeneye reviews
I see you've spotted me, Commander, and it is Commander, isn't it? Don't look at me like that, Keel, I hear what they say… What if NW Vimes had met young Vetinari? What if Keel had shaped the young assassin into the tyrant we know and love? What if?...
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,168 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Complete
Two Men and a Baby by Contra Mundi reviews
When the Vimeses go to Uberwald for a visit, highly paranoid Sam Vimes leaves his precious son in Lord Vetinari's care figuring that Young Sam can hardly come to harm there. What happens to Drumknott and the Patrician hardly matters. Slash
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,683 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/23/2006 - Published: 7/2/2006
The Letter by TheMidgetBee reviews
Tales of the young Havelock Vetinari, detailing his father's death and his first day at school. Now featuring chapter three, the aftermath of 'Night Watch'. Please read and review, all feedback welcome.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,170 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/16/2006 - Published: 11/4/2006
The Noble Art of Unarmed Combat by TheMidgetBee reviews
After a series of failed inhumations, Dr Follett decides that the students need a crash course in Unarmed Combat but doesn't want to hurt anyone important. So he signs up the all first year students in Viper House...including Downey and Vetinari.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/11/2006 - Complete
The Art of Being a Secretary by Keiran reviews
Intelligence is not a trait highly valued in secretaries. They evolved in accordance with that fact. A story of one crush and its only witness. Mild slash content. Starring: the Patrician.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/19/2006 - Complete
Cities Apart by Winter-Eyes reviews
Vimes needs sleep...and a drink. What he doesn't need is a meeting with Vetinari...and everything that happens after that. VV slash, slightly AU. Please R&R...don't make me beg!
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,285 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/21/2005 - Published: 4/16/2004 - Complete
Drink Me by lily22 reviews
Sam Vimes Jr. complains about Vetinari.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2005
Sometimes, at Night by Schildkroete reviews
Mild slash (LeonardVetinari) and quite pointless. Still, reviews make me happy...
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,216 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/23/2005
In A Name by afrai reviews
Vetinari fixes what isn't broken. Slash if you squint.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,293 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/21/2005 - Complete
In Delirium, Drumknott by Drummers reviews
Lord Vetinari is delirious. Delirious men do strange things, Drumknott will find out... (Finished!)
Discworld - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13/2005
Vainglorious by Not your average reviews
VIMES MUST CHOOSE- Vimes, Vetinari and Ahmed mild slash. this week,vimes gets the answers he so desperately wants...CHAPTER 6 NOW UP! COMPLETE! but pls pls pls pls pls pls RR!im begging... thanku so much.rated pg13 for one occurence of bad language.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,207 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/19/2004 - Published: 6/23/2004 - Complete
Final Pains by Twist reviews
A one-shot goof-off fic relating to Havelock's final days as a student at the Assassin's Guild. As usual with me, this is not to be taken seriously. PG to be safe, due to a small fight scene (rawr!). Enjoy.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,165 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/12/2004 - Complete
Persistence of Gratitude by Blackletter reviews
Young Lance-Constable Sam Vimes earns the gratitude of a fellow citizen. (Mostly Gen, but it could be VimesVetinari preslash if your mind works that way...)
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,192 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/22/2003
The End by JadeDragoness reviews
Slash. Set in the other leg of the Trousers of Time developed in Jingo. It's what happened to Vetinari.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Published: 4/14/2002
Long Dark Night by Mistress Arion reviews
Havelock Vetinari is kidnapped and tortured, leaving Sam Vimes to examine his real feelings for the Patrician. WARNING: SLASH SLASH SLASH, implied non-con, implied torture. If you don't like the idea of Vimes/Vetinari, DON'T READ THIS. (There, you've been
Discworld - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,977 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/12/2001
Non Temetis Messor by Mistress Arion reviews
Leonard of Quirm has become too dangerous to live. Havelock Vetinari faces the prospect of killing him, and finds it...difficult.
Discworld - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,834 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 19 - Published: 6/9/2001
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Tales of the unexpected reviews
The thing nobody ever thought would happen, happened; girl!Mycroft got pregnant. And the person who least expected it was herself.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,192 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28/2013
I've spared no expense reviews
Anderson has built Jurassic Park, Sherlock suffers from a deplorable excess of personality, and John's relationship with his current boyfriend Dr Sean Sawyer, Paleontologist is strained. Slash, future S/J. Minor char death. Strong angst later.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,510 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
MORGAN Freeman? reviews
IN WHICH JOHN WATSON IS PLAYED NOT BY MARTIN FREEMAN... BUT BY: MORGAN FREEMAN! Crack, one-shot, that is all.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/12/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Sherlock: Aristocats style reviews
Evil Snanderson tries to kill Sherlock in order to get Madame Hudson's inheritance, but luckily he meets an interesting stray named John. Lightslash, cat!Sherlock, cat!John, Sherlock/Aristocats crossover: unexpectedly serious plotwise XD Scatcat!Lestrade
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,796 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete