Author has written 18 stories for Star Fox, Cave Story, Legend of Zelda, Spyro the Dragon, x-men, Two Kinds, Fullmetal Alchemist, Misc. Movies, Doctor Who, RWBY, and My Little Pony.
DeviantART Account (Artwork and even a little bit of written stuff not posted here!):
Soundcloud Account (my own original music!):
Youtube Account (Let's Play videos! PLEASE SUBSCRIBE!): http://www.youtube.com/user/illeatyourself
The Hatter Clan blog (An ask blog I started with my friend the Mad Hatter! I play the part of his younger brother, the Executioner!):
Pony OC Blog:
My profile. It's a bit long, but it can still be entertaining. Please read it anyway. If not, you may miss something you may want to know. If any of you reading this also have Goldeneye on Wii, and are able to play wi-fi battles, look for "Shike", because that's the name I use. You can usually find me on Heroes, Conflict, or Golden Gun.
UPDATE: I now play various other games under that name. If you meet someone by the name of Shike during an online game of some kind, you may want to ask if it's me if you can. Apparently, some people also use the name, although I have yet to meet anyone. This is rarely the case, so I thankfully can still use the name most of the time, but it happens. By the way, I also have a Furcadia account now. The description can be found below.
In Other News: I GOT A 3DS!! Also, go read "Keys" and "Clockwise Counter" please. PLEASE. PLEASE I BEG YOU THEY AREN'T THAT BAD I PUT SO MUCH WORK INTO THEM PLEASE READ THEM!!
About Me: All I can really say is...stuff. I am a collection of stuff. My interests vary, my skills vary...everything varies, but if there is anything that is true, it is that I am skilled in many things to a certain extent and that I ALWAYS mean well, even if I am offending you, because if I am offending you, I am not trying to, it's just happening and I'm sorry and I am socially awkward and often end up offending people by accident just for saying things that most people would have said in any other normal conversation with other people and I just...sorry, I'm lonely, and I've had many internet friends bail on me and hate me for no apparent reason and refuse to tell me why.
Alternate Names: Convexity (Convex for short), DarkNinjaWizard, Shike, Mama's Boy, Scout, Wheatley, GameBoy. The last three were nicknames some friends gave me. I was known by the last one during SummerSchool, and the other two are names a certain friend gave me because I fit those personalities. They are Scout from Team Fortress 2, and Wheatley from Portal 2. Although I have never played Portal, I have seen videos.
Fur or Not Fur: Fur. All the way. I love furry webcomics, I love furry shows. Any questions?
Born a normal but intelligent boy, Shike always had a fascination with magic. He eventually became a wizard-in-training, and on the side, a "magic hunter", which is like Indiana Jones but for magical items and tools. He would usually find out about such items by way of a magical surge or a rumor or myth, then use a teleportation spell to reach the general area of the said item. He would then use any shapeshifting spells he knew to get past obstacles, and many times would end up keeping anything he found if it proved useful in future expeditions. During one expedition in particular, he came across a blue orb, which turned out to be the item he was looking for. The magical energy in the area was too strong to risk an accurate teleportation, however, so he was forced to leave the area on foot. On his way back, he was ambushed by a pack of forest wolf spirits that had created bodies out of the local wood and vegetation. Unable to escape, he was eventually surrounded and forced to create an unpredictable magic surge as a last resort. The orb, which he had dropped by accident, happened to make contact with him at that moment, causing him to absorb its power into his magic stream. He would later find out that the orb he had found was a final defense tool, one of five, made hundreds if not thousands of years prior by a powerful water/ice dragon after being begged by the locals to create a means for them to defend themselves should a powerful being prove capable of great and terrible things, such as taking over the world or massacring an entire civilization. The orb had been created with a piece of that dragon's soul. In absorbing the orb's power, Shike had gained the skills and powers of that same dragon as well as some of its soul (dragon souls are huge, and even that small piece is too big for one person). This made him one of the most powerful elementalists ever to exist, as well as a very dangerous physical combatant who already had plenty of knowledge about weapons and now had the physical abilities to wield nearly any weapon with near-perfect efficiency. As a side-effect of now being part-dragon, he became even more greedy than before, finding that he wanted everything in the world or enough riches to have access to everything in the world. Being the kind of guy who always tries to be nice, however, he manages to keep this greed in check quite well, and even has figured out a justifiable reason for it: he wants everything in the world so he will never again have to tell someone "Sorry, I can't help you", and so he can have enough popularity and power to have influence on others in order to keep peace in the world and to help those in need instead of being forced to wait for someone else to do it. That and he always wanted to be famous, having been often ignored throughout most of his life so far.
Favorite games: Cave Story, Metroid, Naruto, Legend of Zelda, Halo, Mario, Lego, Kingdom Hearts, Battlefield 1942, Star Fox, Megaman, 007:Goldeneye (HECK YES!!) and many others which may be similar to these or which pique my interest.
Favorite Pairings: Naruto X Hinata, Link X Tetra, Komali X Medli, Shikamaru X Ino, Shikamaru X Temari, Spyro X Cynder, Tails X Cosmo, Fox X Krystal, Ash X Misty, Ash X Dawn, May X Drew, Dawn X Max, Jason X Angela, Fisk X Lucy, Fisk X Elizabeth, Fisk X Nikki/Shanikwa, Lucy X Tommy, Fisk X Beth, Jacob X Miyu, Jacob X Fay. Those last two were from another fanfic called Destruction's End by dakkadakka87. Which is one of my favorite stories.
"Light thinks it travels faster than anything, but it is wrong. No matter how fast it travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it." (Amnesia Custom Story: Tenebris Lake)
"'Damn to the depths whoever thought up Parley!' 'That would be the French.'" (Pirates of the Caribbean);
"'This is it. Fire-discipline in this room, we can't afford to hit Beltino.' The hound readied another flashbang and was about inch the door open and toss it when a thought occurred to him. 'In fact, go ahead and switch to your knife. I don't want you spraying willy-nilly with a damn shotgun.'" (Janus from Destruction's End);
"Don't really have anything snarky to say at the moment. Blarghhhh. Is that better?" (dakkadakka87);
"'You're insane!' 'If I wasn't, this would never work.'" (Pirates of the Caribbean);
"Hadouken!" (Ryu from Street Fighter (it can be funny if used right));
"'They make Grandma Tsunade look... like an old lady!' 'Stupidity can be a powerful thing.'" (Naruto and Pakkun from Naruto, while talking about Fujin and Raijin)
"And the LETTUCE! More wilted than a skunk's garden after an afternoon can of beans!" (Furthia High)
"Fisk glanced at the clock, then at her, 'I'll get the phone, you take the kitten.' All he got was a yawn in response. He took that as an okay and got up and went to the door. Unfortunately, not even his military training could save him from any husbands' worse enemy: the dreaded stubbed toe. 'Argh, damn it!' 'Honey, language.' '...Sorry dear.'" (Original Days by NaylorFan90)
"OHMYGOSHBUGEYES!! O.O" (me when commenting on any Akaelae comics involving bug-eyed characters)
"I'm a dragon. Rawr. Fear me." (My friend, the Mad Hatter, actually said this to me once in an unimpressed tone while riding a buss on a field trip.)
"Zant's. That should say Zant's. Not Zan't. Because I Zan't write. XD" (me commenting on this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RQP8UhrSSY&feature=plcp)
"Man chooses to kill. Machine is designed to." (Kilobyte)
"I forget not my position, but I also forget not my humanity." (ME! Inspired by a rather honorable NAZI from a play my friend the Mad Hatter took part in at our high school. It's a long story.)
"Everything has its time, and everything dies." (Dr. Who, Season 1, Episode 2, because IT'S ABOUT DANG TIME SOMEONE HAD THAT MENTALITY TOWARDS A VILLAIN!!)
"A door once opened may be stepped through in either direction." (Madame de Pompadour, Doctor Who, Season 2, Episode 4)
"TONY STARK MADE THIS IN A CAVE!! WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS!!" (Obadiah, Iron Man)
"All these moments will be lost in time...like tears...in the rain..." (no idea, I heard it in a youtube video)
"Water is patient, Adelaide. Water just waits. It wears down the clifftops, the mountains...the whole of the world. Water always wins." (Doctor Who, Season 4 Episode 16 "The Waters of Mars")
"Nobody is somebody, and everything is nothing." (Vito Blackthornio, a buddy from Furcadia)
"Jokes are like cheese. Sometimes the best ones smell the worst." (Seaburry, from Mario and Luigi: Dream Team)
"Feel the power of the Epic NO." (yes I kinda stole that one from a Let's Play I saw on youtube, one from Chuggaaconroy's playthrough of Paper Mario TTYD, to be exact)
"Mmmm...Potatoes!" (I stole that one from Better Days. It drives my friend nuts sometimes.)
"Time to PWN." *Imagines myself saying that while wearing cool shades* (This actually seems to make me pull some pwnage afterward!)
"We think alike my friend!" (You'd be surprised how many times I and somebody else have thought in the same way.)
"Everything happens in May." (My birthday is in May. A LOT of stuff, whether it's related to me or not, happens in May. You'd be surprised. It also seems a lot of highly-anticipated movies come out the same week as my birthday. Aka Avengers movies and such.)
Found this on a Wikipedia page talking about booby traps:
The Spanish word bobo translates to stupid, daft, naive, simple, fool, idiot, clown, funny man, one who is easily cheated and similar pejorative terms. The slang of bobo, bubie, translates to dunce. Variations of this word exist in other languages (such as Czech and Latin), with their meaning being "to stammer". Thus, the term "booby trap" gives rise to the idea that an individual with the misfortune to be caught in the trap does so because the individual is a "booby", or that an individual who is caught in the trap thereby becomes a "booby".
The word has also been applied to the Sula genus of sea birds, with their common name being boobies. These birds, adapted for sea flight and swimming, have large flat feet and wide wingspans, making it difficult for them to run or take flight quickly. As a result, they are considered clumsy and easy to catch when onshore. They are also known for landing aboard seagoing vessels, whereupon they have been eaten by the crew.
Favorite Made-Up Song Lyrics , courtesy of "Housepets!"(the tune is "Irish Washerwoman"):
Us crazy old dullards, we
But rhyming is easy once
You might think us crazy but
While fitting a meter is
Talents: I know a good story when I am exposed to one. I can recognize talent when I see it (I am not easily satisfied with some amateurs, but I am easily obsessed with professionals). I would probably make a good beta reader, because I almost never miss a grammar or spelling mistake (though sometimes I make some because I'm lazy, such as "i" instead of "I"). I probably won't be a beta reader due to my laziness. If I am a beta reader, I have a habit of finding or making time to do a lot of my own things, and I don't mind staying up late doing things I like doing normally, so I would probably be a good beta reader, though I wouldn't go announcing it or asking just yet. I am also kinda good with certain instruments, but I could be a composer if I put my mind to it and if I had the right programs. I make Pixel Art on my calculator sometimes. I am good at solving puzzles in games. I am good at certain board games. I have a strange habit of being hard to find or "disappearing" without meaning to, which also causes me to become "invisible" at times, sometimes on purpose, which makes being sneaky really easy. I am very difficult to catch when playing a game of hide and seek in a car-filled parking lot if I am allowed to move to a different spot anytime. I am also really good at poetry (usually).
Favorite Artists/Bands: Brad Paisley, Kenny Loggins, Lynnyrd Skynnyrd (is that how it's spelled?), The Eagles, Linkin Park, Greenday, ZZ Top, Bon Jovi, Metallica, PrototypeRaptor, Star Panel, DJ Elliot, Circuit, Starbomb and others I can't think of at the moment.
Favorite songs: New York Minute played Live by the Eagles, and Bye Bye Babylon by Cryoshell, along with many others that I just like a lot.
Favorite Christmas songs: Everything on "Brad Paisley Christmas", everything by Kenny Loggins, everything on "Narada Christmas", a lot of stuff by Manheim Steamroller.
Favorite music genre: Just about anything, even that song "I am so happy and fine" by Tiny Tim, simply because that song is so embarrassing and funny I can't help loving it because it makes me laugh inside (and sometimes outside) every time I hear it. My first time hearing it was during a Let's Play on youtube. The person playing the game kept dying over and over all the way through the video, and it was sped up to show all the deaths too! Other than that, one of my favorite genres, or at least my CURRENT favorite, is techno and rave. I can't help wanting to pop (Robot Dancing as I like to call it) to that stuff, though I not only suck at dancing (No, I'm not kidding), I also don't entirely like to dance usually, unless it's a routine everybody knows and does all at once. Even then, I don't entirely like it.
Theme Song: "Bye Bye Babylon" by Cryoshell. Not because I am awesome, but because the part about Babylon "Once reaching for the sun" and later "Burning in the sun" and losing its potential to be amazing sounds a lot like me. I have started to lose interest in just about everything. I have a very high intelligence, yet I seem to use it less for what I must and more for what I enjoy. Basically, I am failing classes out of disinterest. I used to be an all A student. Not anymore.
Alternate Theme Song: "Blue" by Eiffel 65. I'm an ice guy. I look good in blue. Etc. XD
Hobbies other than video games: Reading popular books that I haven't read all the way through before, reading Fanfics that pique my interest, reading comics and manga, writing poetry or short stories, making pixel art, watching anime, composing music, watching youtube, making youtube videos, TALKING, and playing Cards Against Humanity with my friends online.
Recent Game Accomplishments and Projects: I got a 3DS. Also kinda became an outcast on Furcadia for no good reason other than people hate me for reasons they refuse to tell me so I keep making the same mistakes and they won't forgive me or listen to me and my friends break their promises and- *starts crying*
I believe there should be some furries in the world.
I believe people should once again be able to talk to animals (they could before Adam and Eve ate from the tree of good and evil).
I believe Furthia High is extremely funny at times.
I believe Naruto is destined to pair up with Hinata and nobody else, so I probably won't read NaruSaku fics unless Hinata isn't even mentioned in them, and I probably still won't read them even then unless I really feel like it.
I believe Yaoi stories are the result of a scarred life, because just writing one would scar me for life, and I will therefore never read one unless I do so by accident.
I believe Brad Paisley is awesome, and that his fastest songs are the perfect songs to listen to while playing racing games, or at least Mario Kart games.
I believe I have told you too much at this point.
If you think that differences in the world are a good thing and that without them the world would be boring copy and paste this into your profile.
Without GOD, our week would be:
I did not make that last joke about the days of the week. I copied it from LAXBoy's profile and pasted it here to share.
7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."
6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.
5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.
4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.
3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.
2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"
1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."
A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son; people call her a slut and no one knows she was raped at 13. People call another Guy fat; no one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight . People call an old man ugly; no one knew he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. People call a women bald, but they don't know she has cancer. Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 95% of you won't do it.
Shike T. Marshall:
Spots [Legend of Spyro] : A member of the Cheetah tribe. He is a young adult cheetah with skill in architecture. Spots is just a nickname he was given due to how much the spots on his fur stand out against the other colors.
Katie (Name and/or personality may change) [Fullmetal Alchemist] : A Chimera who looks really young for her age. She looks like a normal young girl with the fur of a brown fox, along with a few of the same features (ears, tail, etc.). She is the only known humanoid Chimera still able to act completely human. She has experienced much trauma in her life, both before and after becoming a Chimera. As a result, she is easily frightened, very shy, and basically has almost no self esteem. Think like Fluttershy, but even more timid and fragile. She would be dead, if not for a certain someone...
Dr. Joseph Patrick Blackburn: A scientist with glasses and black hair who is probably going to be a villain in one of my stories at some point. I don't know when, nor do I know what story he will be in, nor do I even know what his abilities will be. All I know is that he will likely be at least a bit insane, and I hope to eventually make him some sort of equal for Shike, but I honestly don't know. I just thought of him recently, and that was just the name, which resulted from me hearing "Blackburn" while watching a youtube video, although I don't believe I actually heard it, but I simply thought I did. XD As a result, he's still a work in progress.
DJ Streamline (Rembrandt Torres):
Skill Set/Mourning Star: Shike's MLP FiM counterpart. Originally human, he discovered Equestria completely by accident, as he happened to be leaning on the base of the statue passing the time when the portal suddenly opened and he fell through. Upon realizing he was a unicorn and that he could use magic, after much thought, he chose to stay in Equestria and learn about magic so he could finally be his true self, which he just couldn't be without magic. However, he still has a dark side brought on usually by purposefully over-depressing himself, and this side of him is darker than that of any other incarnation of him...
Projects in Progress (PIPs)
Original Days 3 [Better Days/Original Life] (ON HIATUS, PROBABLY DISCONTINUED DUE TO LACK OF MOTIVATION, IDEAS, AND TIME)
The Legend of Zelda: The Cursed Blade [The Legend of Zelda] (writer's block and other stuff.)
For Freedom's Light [Cave Story] (REGRETTABLY, DISCONTINUED)
Lovebirds (working title) [The Legend of Spyro] (A Spyro/Cynder fic I came up with.)
Check It! A hint at an update in progress!
"No matter what you do,
Can you guess what this is for? It's pretty obvious if you read the "Projects in Progress" section, and more obvious if you played the game or read the first part of the poem. That's right, I finished the climax of my Cave Story poem! The first four lines popped in my head and are the source of my inspiration to write the rest of the poem, the first chapter of which has been up for a while. Currently having writer's block on Chapter Four, and chapters Two and Three are a bit crappy (I'm serious!) but I'll try and finish it ASAP. I'd planned to have five or six chapters, because too much detail would make it stupid. Plus, I hadn't planned on making chapters when I started! Now the question is how I'll word it so it's not too long but still makes a good poem. I'll eventually post what I have so far so you folks who read it can have an end to your suspense, and also so those who want to can help. PM me with your thoughts on my climax please!
UPDATE: This bit may never get posted due to discontinuing the poem, but you never know, so I am keeping it here. There's also the fact that it sounds cool. :P
An Awesome but Touching Story I Heard:
"You can go," said the officer, "but it's not worth it. Your friend is probably killed, and you will throw your own life away."
"It was worth it though, sir."
"How do you mean 'worth it'? I tell you, your friend is dead."
"Yes, sir," the boy answered, "but it was worth it, because when I got to him he said, 'I knew you'd come.'"