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Joined 11-14-10, id: 2616053, Profile Updated: 06-14-14
Author has written 5 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Cronus Chronicles.

Hi peoples! Since my profile is supposed to tell you about myself, here goes:

I'm kind of an obsessive fangirl. I LOVE The Wanted, All Time Low, and Taylor Swift. I also like The Ready Set, The Maine, Train, The Script, Panic! at the Disco, Owl City, Relient K, Quietdrive, Cher Lloyd, The Summer Set, Carly Rae Jepsen, Fall Out Boy, Paramore, and many, many others.

I've been in my Avril Lavigne phase for probably about five years.

I'm pretty great at writing first chapters. And my endings are flawless if I do say so myself - the problem for me arises in the middle of stories, which is why mine are all on indefinite hiatus. Sorry, I guess.

I don't want a ridiculously long profile, but the shortness of this due to my hiatus is pissing me off, so here's that stupid movie soundtrack thing.

Opening Credits: Into Your Arms by The Maine. Is my life some sort of chick flick or something?

Waking Up: Tied Together With A Smile by Taylor Swift. Okay, this a really depressing chick flick.

First Day At School: Sky Diver by Owl City. Does this mean I go to Sky High? Am I in a Disney chick flick? This is weird.

Making Your New Best Friend: Holy Ground by Taylor Swift. Chick-flick-me's best friend moves to a new school. Bummer.

Falling In Love: Hey Stephen by Taylor Swift. Chick-flick-me proves her Disney powers by getting over her friend in seconds and writing a song for the popular guy.

Breaking Up: Where Did The Party Go by Fall Out Boy. Chick-flick-me's relationship dies along with rock and roll. (and Joe Trohman)

Prom: Backseat Serenade [acoustic version] by All Time Low. Wowww, classy. Chick-flick-me does the frick frack in a car.

Graduation: I Must Be Dreaming by The Maine. lmao if you ignore the lyrics of the song and just go with the title. This is the most realistic yet, haha.

Life's Okay: U.N.I. by Ed Sheeran. Chick-flick-me left her boyfriend for college? Maybe she isn't as bad as I thought.

Death of a Close Friend: Where's My Angel by Metro Station. So now CFM is showing actual emotion and can't get over the loss of her friend.

Mental Breakdown: The Lucky One by Taylor Swift. CFM doesn't like her Disney powers so much anymore. She's becoming self-aware.

Driving: With Ur Love by Cher Lloyd. CFM finds a boy who finally makes her feel in charge of herself.

Flashback: Coffeeshop Soundtrack by All Time Low. CFM runs away from Lover Boy because she can't let go of her popularity-driven past.

Getting Back Together: The Reckless And The Brave by All Time Low. CFM realizes her mistake, finds Lover Boy, and runs away with him to escape the person everyone wants her to be.

Wedding Scene: Over Overthinking You by Christina Grimmie. CFM finally realizes that maybe her old friend wasn't so great, and is able to happily marry LB without worrying about her past baggage.

Birth of Child: Break Out! Break Out! by All Time Low. The Disney corporation has trapped CFM and LB, but they manage to escape with their newborn son.

Car Accident: Rainbow Veins by Owl City. LB and little LB don't make it - in a way, CFM knew it was coming. They'd wasted the best years of their lives alone. She turns to drugs in an effort to forget.

Final Battle: New Perspective by Panic! at the Disco. Hiding out in a run-down city apartment, CFM realizes the heroin makes her forget happiness, too. She resolves to change her life and make the most of the good times she can still have.

Death Scene: Hello, Brooklyn by All Time Low. In a last ditch attempt to defeat Disney once and for all, CFM signs her life away to them, and she becomes young again. She uses her Disney powers to give them a taste of their own medicine - voicing a generation and leading all the partiers in the world to HQ through a tracking chip in her soulless body.

Funeral Song: Remembering Sunday by All Time Low. While prom boy, Steven, and all CFM's exes pretend they loved her all along, CFM is finally over the glamour and lies. She's at home in the clouds with LB.

End Credits: Maybe Tonight by The Summer Set. I'm gonna lie and pretend instead of Maybe Tonight, this was Legendary, 'cause I feel like that just ties everything together so much better.

Too lazy to finish this.

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In the Eyes of a Non-believer by Archer-in-Disguise reviews
A collection containing the things certain demigods don't believe in and why. Set after the Giant War.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,923 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/5/2014 - Published: 5/4/2014 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles Redone by proudcareerwoman reviews
For anyone who disagreed with Grace Ann's views in Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles this is a redoing of it where Harry goes to learn science.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/24/2014
Mobbed by letscountstars reviews
In which Max misses a certain someone, and the boys of The Wanted and One Direction are friends.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,825 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Complete
The Personality Quiz by MadHope reviews
It's QUIZ TIME! Before the FAYZ, all of your favorite characters took a personality quiz at their school. Randomness, be warned! Rated T just in case : Enjoy!
Gone - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 7/31/2011
The Dreaded Plot Bunnies of DOOM! by FlyingBoppers reviews
Max had been taken hostage by creatures that want her to write cliches! The horror!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Max - Complete
How To Change Back From a Sea Cucumber by toSempiternity reviews
Poseidon is pissed. Very pissed. Why? He's still a fat blue sea cucumber. One-shot.
Cronus Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Poseidon, Zeus - Complete
Above and Beyond by Cookie 1X reviews
Based on Olympian876's 'I Love You'. Annabeth is dying and Percy tries to comfort her.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
How My Personal World Imploded by Foxtails0 reviews
Hi, all! Katy Pierce, a young demigod, is thrown into the turmoil of half-blood life. I suck at writing summaries, so please R&R! Rated T for minor language and violence.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 39,686 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Complete
Percy, Meet Dora by Max8080 reviews
This story is dangerously pathetic and OOC. Read only if you enjoy these kind of pathetic crossovers. UPDATE: NEW CHAPTER ADDED! NEW CHAPTER ADDED! NEW CHAPTER ADDED! READ!
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Dora the Explorer - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Percy J. - Complete
The Twilight Chronicles by Jammeke reviews
Things the character would say—if I had anything to say about it.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,736 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Complete
A Guide To Original Characters by dnrl reviews
A quick look at the creation of good, solid, OCs. Includes tips on how to avoid Mary Sues and Gary Stus. Information about self-inserts and what exactly is wrong with them.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Complete
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Percy Is King Of WHAT? reviews
Percy has some unusually odd dreams about royalty. Warning: bad writing and extremely weird. Please don't judge me based on my past.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,256 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Pretty Is As Pretty Does reviews
Campers have believed the gods to be mostly good all their lives. Char and Zee believe the gods to be bumbling idiots. 'Monsters' are tired of Tartarus. Mortals have no idea what's happening. Our world is on the brink of war . . . and that means that sides are going to be chosen. T because little kids might have a hard time understanding the mythology analysis or something.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Cronus Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,504 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 7/17/2012
Heroes Of Olympus Son Of Neptune reviews
Intro, 1, and 2 from Josh The Bold. Discontinued, sorry guys. :-
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,801 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Complete
Anything But Ordinary Annabeth reviews
This is what Annabeth was thinking about when she ran away. SongFic of Avril Lavigne Anything But Ordinary.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Annabeth C. - Complete
Wishing Doesn't Always Work Luke's POV reviews
It's what happens when Luke is in line for judgement in the underworld, kinda overexxagerated. this is my first fanfic, please review, it's just a one-shot. don't read if you haven't read The Last Olympian!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Luke C., Silena B. - Complete
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