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Author has written 2 stories for Ouran High School Host Club, and Bleach.

ermm im not new to this site, ive been reading and reviewing foreverrrrrr... but now im finally getting around to writing for it.

most of my crap will probably be from OHSHC and Bleach, but a couple others will probably be thrown in.

and yes, i am one of the annoying ones that ask for reviews, because i think thats the whole point of this site, is it not? ^^

~RBASA

What A Boyfriend Should Do:

When she walks away from you mad,
Follow her.

When she stares at your mouth,
Kiss her.

When she pushes you or hits you,
Grab her and don't let go.

When she starts cussing at you,
Kiss her and tell her you love her.

When she's quiet,
Ask her whats wrong.

When she ignores you,
Give her your attention.

When she pulls away,
Pull her back.

When you see her at her worst,
Tell her she's beautiful.

When you see her start crying,
Just hold her and don't say a word.

When you see her walking,
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind.

When she's scared,
Protect her.

When she lays her head on your shoulder,
Tilt her head up and kiss her.

When she steals your favorite hat,
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night.

When she teases you,
Tease her back and make her laugh.

When she doesn't answer for a long time,
Reassure her that everything is okay.

When she looks at you with doubt,
Back yourself up.

When she says that she likes you,
she really does more than you could understand.

When she grabs at your hands,
Hold hers and play with her fingers.

When she bumps into you,
Bump into her back and make her laugh.

When she tells you a secret,
Keep it safe and untold.

When she looks at you in your eyes,
Don't look away until she does.

When she misses you,
She's hurting inside.

When you break her heart,
The pain never really goes away.

When she says its over,
She still wants you to be hers.

When she repost this bulletin,
She wants you to read it.

Stay on the phone with her,
Even if she's not saying anything.

When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her,
Because 10 years later she'll remember you

At 12:00am on her birthday,
Call her to tell her you love her

Treat her like she's,
All that matters to you.

Tease her and.
Let her tease you back.

Stay up all night,
With her when she's sick.

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show,
Even if you think its stupid.

Give her the world.

Let her wear your clothes.

When she's bored and sad,
Hang out with her and get her mind off of things.

Let her know she's important.

Kiss her in the pouring rain.

When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is:
"Who's butt am I kicking?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will:
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.

Girls don't realize these things.

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with enough respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough for you to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Won't tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when you're not down anymore.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Try to half-ass comfort you when you feel down.
REAL FRIENDS: Grab you by the shoulders, shake you, and say "Bitch, snap out of it!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Always keep your stuff they borrowed in perfect condition.
REAL FRIENDS: Lose your shit and tell you, "My bad ... here's a tissue."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink because they think it's polite.
REAL FRIENDS: Raise an eyebrow and say "Bitch, I'll eat what I want" and are the reason you never have food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a very embarrassing book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Ask you what you number is.
REAL FRIENDS: Remind you what you number is when you forget.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Have to be reminded not to tell.
REAL FRIENDS: Would willingly go skinny-dipping in a tank of acid before they even consider telling.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will offer to pay when you have a drink.
REAL FRIENDS: Will laugh and say "Pay my ass! You'll pay for mine, bitch!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Don't let friends drive drunk.
REAL FRIENDS: Don't let friends drive drunk alone.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will apologize when you forget lunch money and say that they don't have any left.
REAL FRIENDS: Will say "Sucks for you" and finally cave after a few hours and then say "You owe me for this, you fatass."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will smile and say "Don't worry about me" when they forget their lunch money, even if you didn't offer to pay.
REAL FRIENDS: Will say "Bitch, I'm a fatass and I'm starving, now buy me some damn food."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will automatically tell you you're beautiful when you ask if something makes you look fat.
REAL FRIENDS: Will say "Well no shit, sherlock."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would tell you not to get a face-lift because you already look perfect.
REAL FRIENDS: Would say "Face-lift? I don't think a fork-lift would help."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Laugh with you.
REAL FRIENDS: Laugh at you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Laugh at all your jokes.
REAL FRIENDS: Tell you your jokes suck.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Congratulate you when you get good grades.
REAL FRIENDS: Say "Jeez, you nerd. If you were in stupid classes like me, we'd see each other more."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Encourage you not to skip school.
REAL FRIENDS: Photoshop one of their old doctor's notes and use it to spring you from school.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will glare at the guy who dumps you and say "Forget him. You're too good for him."
REAL FRIENDS: Kick the guy's ass and threaten to castrate him with a spork if he comes within five miles of you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Crush on your older brother whom you absolutely despise.
REAL FRIENDS: Hate you older brother as much as you do and give him the nick-name "Faggot".

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost this.

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Zap! by FluffySnowflake reviews
Sheik is used to waking up on Midna's floor after a drunken night. He's not used to waking up with a dare written on his hand and the threat to be forced to dance in public naked if he doesn't complete the dare. AU. Link x Sheik, includes other pairings.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,168 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Link, Sheik - Complete
I'm Right Here by St. Harridan reviews
Lost in the forest, Yachiru endures the bitter cold, waiting for Kenpachi to find her.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Published: 4/22/2011 - K. Zaraki, Yachiru K. - Complete
Broken Lines by CrystallineX reviews
Mizuiro died. But who said dead men tell no tales? One-shot.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Mizuiro K. - Complete
Promises by squeezelouise reviews
Set in the Soul Society arc, Rangiku isn't sure how to deal with Gin after her Captain warns her that he could be involved in the events around Soul Society.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,488 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2011 - R. Matsumoto, G. Ichimaru - Complete
Peeps by Melibells reviews
In which Ichigo, with Rukia's help, finds a new appreciation for the sugar-coated marshmallow treats, and reaffirms that his family is nosy and obnoxious.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,492 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Beep by Coffee Anon reviews
Who would have thought a new phone could bring so much hostility!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Rukia K., Ichigo K. - Complete
If Only They Came with a Manual by Tolkien'sInkwell reviews
Dear Mr. Hitsugaya: Congratulations on your purchase of a HYOURINMARU unit from Zanpakuto Industries. Beware, here be randomness.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Hyorinmaru, T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Eyes by Rider of the Whales reviews
Who knew that a pair of eyes could be so alluring...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Link, Sheik - Complete
Sleeping Prince by Spiritual Stone reviews
ONESHOT: Three years have passed since the Prince was cursed, doomed to sleep to his death. All Princesses failed to break the curse with their kiss, so the King is forced to employ a Witch and an Imp to do the job, but things aren't as simple as that...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,152 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Link, Sheik - Complete
Hate by petiteneko reviews
It wouldn't do any harm to give the Hero one last farewell, would it? Warnings inside.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Link, Sheik - Complete
Starting Over by LookOutShe'sGotAPen reviews
Three American teens decide to return to their Japanese roots and go to a new school, Ouran Academy... little did they know what humor, madness and maybe even romance lurked behind the door of the third music room! TamakixOC MorixOC KyoyaxOC
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Persevere by Random One-Shot reviews
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Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,561 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Link, Sheik - Complete
For Now by Zeffyface reviews
While hiding from a matchmaking Zelda, Link and Sheik end up in conversation that goes deeper than they expected. Shameless closet cliche, fluffy fluff. Set three years post game with no time reset.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,150 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Link, Sheik - Complete
Rest from the Rain by Zeffyface reviews
A soaking wet, confused, and weary Hylian arrives in Kakariko, at the doorstep of one of his oldest friends. Male AU Sheik, written several years post game without the time relapse. Shonen Ai, Fluff of DOOM.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,093 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Link, Sheik - Complete
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The Mysterious Man reviews
Ichigo could drown in those eyes. one-shot, smut, blahblahblah.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Ichigo K., Ulquiorra - Complete
The Life and Times of a Mostly Innocent Bystander reviews
Vienna Vollomon has always been quiet. But after last summer... can she learn to speak again? Can the Host Club uncover her shadowed past? Will she let them? T for swearing. OCxMori, OCxKyo. a tiny bit of OCxKao and HikaxHaru.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,559 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Mori/Takashi M.