Tucagwathiel
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Joined 11-15-10, id: 2617030, Profile Updated: 09-07-12
Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Naruto, and Sherlock.

Hmm...what can I say about myself?

I am an avid Dr. Who and Sherlock fan

with a splash of Supernatural in between.

I like Harry Potter,

but not Barry Trotter.

And my tea with a nice nectarine.

No, I am not a man

but I do like to joke and be seen.

I like Malice Mizer,

and not alka-seltzer.

And I use the Cool Mint Listerine.

Coughs No, I wasn't high on crack when I wrote that...whatever gave you that impression? >.>

Ramblings of an Absentminded Author

Okay so, loooooooong before I got into this whole writing/authoring shindig, I was just another random reader on the great archive that is this site. So, perhaps over the years I was just busy with other things, or perhaps I just finally want to post my mystification in case someone else has the same questions, thoughts, etc. Who knows? But, I guess I'll give it a go and be social.

1.) I must admit, I find myself confused by the whole harem thing some writers got going on. I don't read them, but...why does everyone and their mother have to hook up with one character? What is so wrong with any one female (or male if you're into that stuff) that you gotta put in extra people? It's almost seems like harem-style!Mary-Sue to me or something. Seriously, what's wrong with the idea that a guy can give his whole heart to one person, and truly love the person, even with all their faults?

2.) Genderbending...I don't even know where to go with this one. I can understand having an author using 'creative licensing', but only up to a point. Really, I feel like it's an insult to J.K.Rowling or some other author to use a female!Harry instead of regular Harry. Now, there's a difference when you get to the androgynous look of a character (some people like girl!Haku and girl!Kyuubi). While I prefer them as male myself, I can understand since they can at least look like the other gender. As for genderbending just to use a pairing...well...if you feel like you need to genderbend to do a, for example, Draco/Harry pairing...perhaps you should just do a Harry/Luna or something instead. Seriously, genderbending's just..no..

3.) This one I really don't understand whatsoever..I start to read a story, and this character (say, in this instance Hidan from Naruto since he curses a lot) starts cursing...but the curse words are censored with asterisks or cutesy words. Really, if you think you're too young to actually write out the curse words, then don't put yourself in the position where you have to use them. As an adult, to me, it takes away from the story, and I loose respect for the author. Really, how can I take something like "You f*king piece of s*t" seriously in a story? *Sweatdrops* Really, I truly do wonder about some people. I get the feeling though that the majority of these people are pretty young.

Heck, even if I just stub my toe against the door really hard and it hurts, I'll cuss. Because, frankly, it makes the pain lessen and it allows me to let off steam. Most adults will admit to this. On the other hand, why do some authors deal with excessive cussing? Because I can't take that seriously either. Use cussing only when the situation calls for it.

4.) Character bashing. I will freely admit that there are some characters I just do not like. However, I absolutely will NOT bash a character, simply because it's not fair to that character either. There is nothing wrong with writing a character as close to its real personality as possible. Frankly, Harry should never have gotten together with Ginny. There was no room for character growth for her, and I can only see her as liking Harry for his wealth and fame, not because he's simply Harry. However, I can like her when she simply acts like his little sister, because he always says that he thinks of the Weasley's as family...which really makes it awkward when you think about it. (Harry marrying a person he thinks of as a sister? Squickness abound!) This is why I will never write a story with pairings.

Well, that's about it for now. It'll be interesting to see if there are other people who agree with this stuff though.

Author out!

Upcoming Stories:

Solace: "I can hardly get a few spells out now...no more than sparks, really." Progress status: 40% complete.

Sibylline: There was a peculiar boy, who meets a peculiar man, and the rest, as they say, is history. Prologue is up! As you can see, this is definitely not the sequel to Fractured, but, people who think I'm neglecting it, I'm still hammering out the details. Just came across a minor writer's block, and decided that the only way to get the plot-juices flowing would be by starting something new.

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For Your Dream by The Itch reviews
AU : "I know. Please feel at ease, I am your weapon, Zabuza-san." Certain events cause an unexpected outcome, and a young hero fades away, taking up the clay mask of the subordinate of the Demon of the Mist: Haku [Hiatus-ish]
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 108,440 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 8/29/2004
Prodigal Delinquent by Ethereal Euphoria reviews
AU. Little Harry Potter knew from the moment he defied the laws of gravity and made a pebble accelerate at a freefall of 8.9 m/s 2, that he was going to have fun learning about the rules of all the known universe… and breaking every single one of them. WARNING: Sporadic Updates.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,283 - Reviews: 1535 - Favs: 4,344 - Follows: 5,706 - Updated: 9/28/2014 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Harry P.
Prodigy by ChipmonkOnSpeed reviews
AU- Given up after that fateful night, a prodigious Harry Potter ends up in America, working as a Lab Tech/Federal Agent. Now his family wants him back, but can he trust their motives? Can he trust his own? Multi-crossover.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 136,637 - Reviews: 2027 - Favs: 3,766 - Follows: 2,349 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Harry P., Albus D., OC - Complete
No Way In Hell by Lucillia reviews
After Kakashi inadvertently slips up, Sasuke and Sakura discover who Naruto's parents were. Sasuke refuses to believe that Naruto is the son of the Fourth Hokage despite all of the evidence he gathers that points to that fact.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,121 - Reviews: 991 - Favs: 2,786 - Follows: 1,792 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,268 - Reviews: 5452 - Favs: 7,990 - Follows: 8,620 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L.
Not a Potter After All by darkorangecat reviews
Shortly after Voldemort's return it is discovered that Harry Potter is not the biological son of Lily and James Potter. He is in fact the son of John and Mary Winchester.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 117,623 - Reviews: 1112 - Favs: 1,966 - Follows: 2,780 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Harry P., John W.
Insane Asylum Escapees by RuneWitchSakura reviews
This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 1340 - Favs: 2,992 - Follows: 2,480 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Harry P.
Fighting the Gods by phoenix catcher reviews
Ryver/Michael Mentions of . Alteran:Harry. Clone:Harry Ryver . Harry must face the Galaxy and try to rebuild the strength of the Great Races while caring for his twin brother who has their destiny on Earth on his shoulders.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 364,566 - Reviews: 2639 - Favs: 2,680 - Follows: 2,871 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Discworld by JK Pratchett reviews
After surviving the Killing Curse, Harry Potter attracts Death's curiosity. As a result, the barriers separating the Roundworld and the Discworld begin to break down, leading to more danger than Harry could ever have imagined...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 116,794 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 710 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Harry P.
Hidden In The Vents by Uzumakiblood reviews
At the age of three Naruto found the vents to the Hokage tower, and became friends with some missing nins. Four years later after a series of events, Naruto and his friends are kidnaped by his friends who call themselves the Akatsuki! -no yaoi!-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 97,478 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 710 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Naruto U.
Connections by Sophie3 reviews
HP/Naruto It was the kind of stupid crazy thing that would happen in one of ero-sensei’s novels. But this Potter kid was Sasuke’s family, which made him Team 7 family and there was no way in hell they were going to let any murdering brother take that away
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 110,986 - Reviews: 2353 - Favs: 2,535 - Follows: 3,166 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Harry P., Sasuke U.
Guard Duty for a Ghost by D3athrav3n92 reviews
Only one person knows what happened the night of October thirty-first...but he's dead.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,448 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Harry P., Kakashi H.
Multiple Personalities by wstphl reviews
When Naruto falls asleep the day before he leaves Wave Country he finds himself in his mind. It turns out that he has more tenants than just the Kyuubi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,402 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 10/3/2006 - Naruto U., Haku
Reactions to the Legend by amber-chick reviews
AU Sirius is freed after the tournament and is Harrys guardian. Everything is normal until Harry let something slip making Sirius & Remus realize that they don't know about Harry's first 2 years. Now Harry has to explain all the death defying stunts. Oh dear...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,502 - Reviews: 1520 - Favs: 2,843 - Follows: 1,778 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Game by Kit Calamity reviews
Chase/Akari: Akari wants 'friendship to blossom' between her and Chase. He’s reluctant in telling her more about himself. How will she solve this problem? By making up a game, of course! Let’s see how much Akari will find out about this enigmatic cook.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,074 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Chase, Angela/Akari
Sphere of Influence by Orodruin reviews
A personal matter can never stay personal forever. Voldemort wreaks havoc, Kakashi struggles to find balance between his duty and protecting his brother, Harry tries not to get involved, and being declared AWOL is the least of their troubles. APM Sequel.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 232,941 - Reviews: 1625 - Favs: 1,184 - Follows: 864 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Harry P., Kakashi H. - Complete
Genius Does What It Must by smrt1 reviews
Growing up, Harry Potter became a smartass. Now he's starting Hogwarts, with trusty sidekick Millicent Bulstrode, a question for everything, and a cheerfully sarcastic demeanor that makes everyone want to smack him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,086 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 1,073 - Follows: 1,257 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Living the Bad Ass Way by kyaru-chan reviews
There is more than one way to learn magic, and more than one place to learn it in. When an unexpected death occurs, Death himself encounters Harry Potter and takes pity on him. From a life of neglect, Harry forms bonds he never thought possible...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,198 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 270 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Harry P.
A Brief Account Of Life With Zombies by Silver Pard reviews
Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 2,030 - Follows: 173 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Complete
Ignotism by Silver Pard reviews
They have t-shirts, a designated pub and a support group. 'I shared a flat with Sherlock Holmes and lived'.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/14/2010
Meeting With Mini Itachi by Sarah1281 reviews
After joining Akatsuki but before being assigned any missions, Sasuke is forced to endure the company of his brother's former partner who seems determined to annoy him to the point that he begins to miss NARUTO. And why can't he get his name right?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 52 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Sasuke U., Kisame H. - Complete
Castaway by DwDoJo reviews
Chelsea finally finds a chance to rid of all the debts. One thing though - She has to be a GUY to do it. Sounds simple enough... As long as she isn't figured out right?
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 112,438 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Chelsea
Dolores’ Angels by Sarah1281 reviews
After Umbridge invades the DA and brings Harry to the Headmaster's office to be punished, he finds that the name at the top of the incriminating parchment wasn't 'Dumbledore' Army' but 'Dolores' Angels.' Only one thing to do then: Impersonate a fan club.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 1,326 - Follows: 243 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
Manly Skills by May Glenn reviews
“It’s missing, like, two buttons. I don’t know why I kept it,” Sam said. Dean flashed him his characteristic smile: “Because you have an awesome brother with mad manly sewing skills, that’s why.”
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 42 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 5736 - Favs: 8,678 - Follows: 3,286 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Things Team Nineteen Are No Longer Allowed To Do by H.E. Gray reviews
Iruka's genin team was never normal, by any definition of the word.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 1092 - Favs: 2,268 - Follows: 1,423 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Iruka U., Kotetsu H.
Of Hydrophasers and Space Hobos by r2r2 reviews
Fog machines and water fights? Elaborate plots to kidnap Chekov? Spock doing barrel rolls? Just another day on the Enterprise. One-shot, pure crack
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,201 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/18/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Well, He IS Really Old by Sarah1281 reviews
Sasuke and Karin sneak into Konoha with plans to dispose of Danzo once and for all...only to discover he's apparently died of old age. While they try to figure out what to do next, Sai and Naruto show up and suspect foul play...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 54 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
An Alternative Path by Zessei reviews
AU: Kakashi thinks his team might not be so ready for the Chunnin exams after all. Permanent Hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 124,997 - Reviews: 2176 - Favs: 3,067 - Follows: 3,105 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Graduate Vulcan for Fun and Profit by Suppi-chan reviews
It really does take a village to raise a Jim.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,195 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 1,581 - Follows: 145 - Published: 12/28/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 10093 - Favs: 12,170 - Follows: 5,038 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Wizards and Puppies by incensedance reviews
It was supposed to be a simple mission, to protect a school of children. The only thing Sakumo worried about was leaving his son Kakashi at home. What he didn’t count on was the stubbornness of a three-year-old prodigy.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,054 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Kakashi H.
Gaara the Messiah by Sarah1281 reviews
“Look, it was either that or telling everyone you were a zombie.” Gaara's resurrection has unexpected consequences when they have to find a way to explain it without mentioning forbidden jutsu. And sadly, those were two of the more reasonable ideas...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 94 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Well, He’s Got to Start Asking Questions Sometime by Sarah1281 reviews
During his epic battle with Itachi, Sasuke realizes that this may be his last chance for answers and that nothing he's hearing makes any sense so he decides to finally start asking questions. He's kind of new at this, though, so might take awhile...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 106 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Could Have Been Worse by Sarah1281 reviews
After listening to his team complaining AGAIN just because he showed up nine hours late, Kakashi decides he has the worst team ever and wonders what it would be like if he'd gotten a different team...on second thought, maybe Team 7's not so bad.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,589 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 89 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Kakashi H. - Complete
The Power of Fanaticism versus the Power of Youth by Sarah1281 reviews
Since Danzo's trial-run as Hokage doesn't really 'work out', it's time to select a new candidate. As the Daimyo is clearly susceptible to loud people, Shikaku only has one choice to prevent Danzo from picking one of his puppets: Maito Gai for Rokudaime.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,769 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 76 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
Gai's Very Own Eternal Rival by Sarah1281 reviews
After three years of brooding on his public humiliation, Kisame finally faces Gai again only to realize he has no idea who he is. Well that won't do! The epic battle over Gaara can wait. Let Operation: Remember Me! begin...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 48 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Kisame H., Gai M. - Complete
Choosing Chuunins by Sarah1281 reviews
After the invasion, it is left to the Council to decide the results of the Exam. They refuse to promote an invader out of principle but they’d like to promote SOMEONE. And they need a new Hokage. And Itachi will probably be back. And Danzo keeps applying.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 74 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Koharu U., Homura M. - Complete
Oh, Did You Have a Sob Story Too, Sasuke? by Sarah1281 reviews
Naruto is hurt that Sasuke didn't tell him about Itachi...or did he? Sasuke insists he talks about it all the time but Naruto hears too many sob stories to keep them all straight, Itachi tries to catch up with Sasuke and Kisame just wants to kill someone.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 1,469 - Follows: 214 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Desk by opalish reviews
Crack oneshot. Malcolm Baddock fails at office warfare, and Harry teaches his desk to speak.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 974 - Follows: 104 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
You’re Not Hallucinating, Sasuke! by Sarah1281 reviews
The night of the massacre, Sasuke decides he must be hallucinating and keeps nitpicking a time-pressed Itachi's attempts to convince him otherwise while deliving his infamous 'I'm evil! Seek Vengeance! Kill your best friend! ' speech.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 843 - Follows: 142 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Truth or Dare by willielee reviews
Waffle Town is really small and really boring. What's a poor girl like Akari to do to pass the time? Play Games! This is a story about friends coming together and the sillyness that can happen everyday.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,627 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Gill, Chase
Searching for Disaster by Shadow Rebirth reviews
ABANDONED. Owls, cauldrons, and pointed hats? Harry Potter was not amused. And he still wasn't entirely sure that his human trafficking theory had been wrong. Warning! Features a very cynical Harry. [AU, no pairings.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,849 - Reviews: 1004 - Favs: 2,433 - Follows: 2,713 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P.
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 3,979 - Follows: 594 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Bahamut by HeteroCookie reviews
The little boy died. "Bahamut," said a voice like the little boy's. Below them, the boy's body smiled. "Bahamut." HP-FFX crossover, het, AU-ish, originality, and a never before seen or used plotline.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,262 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 2/17/2009 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Harry P., Luna L.
Six Years, Six Applicants by Sarah1281 reviews
Chronicling Dumbledore's never-ending and sometimes desperate attempts to fill the Defense Against the Dark Arts postion with anyone but Snape and Snape's persistent attempts to land the job anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,536 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 863 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Albus D., Severus S. - Complete
Eternal Return by Silver Pard reviews
For the Greater Good. Harry understands this.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,283 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 1,446 - Follows: 199 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
End Of the Line by shewhoguards reviews
Hell was, Snape decided, a crowded railway platform.Post Deathly Hallows. Contains spoilers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,933 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 1,526 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
Reflections Across Time by amaya no shiori reviews
Extreme AU. The problem with being three different people all at the same time is that there are too many people you have to lie to. I should know, after all, I was Uchiha Obito, I became Namikaze Yuichi, and now, I’m Uzumaki Naruto…
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,630 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 607 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Torune, Naruto U.
Some Days by opalish reviews
Ginny's not like Harry. She doesn't get to talk to the dead. PostDH oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Fathers of the Year by opalish reviews
Harry and Draco find ways to keep the hate alive. Albus Severus and Scorpius approve. NextGen oneshot crackfic ahoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 842 - Follows: 71 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Prank Lord Potter by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Harry was dumb enough to swear a magical oath to replace Voldemort as Dark Lord. Thus, Veridans Lucis, Dark Lord of Chaos, is born. WIP Part 2 up!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,027 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 1,152 - Follows: 1,003 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Harry P.
A Personal Matter by Orodruin reviews
Two missions with drastic consequences. Worlds connect, destinies unravel, and nothing will ever be the same. HPxNTO crossover like you've never seen! Set pre series Harry Potter and Kakashi Gaiden Naruto.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 174,808 - Reviews: 925 - Favs: 1,560 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Harry P., Kakashi H. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Goblin King by Lucillia reviews
The Graveyard scene at the end of Harry Potter and the Goblet of fire with a twist. Harry wishes Voldemort away and the consequences thereof. Rated T for swearing. Not related to my other H.P./Labyrinth crossover.
Crossover - Labyrinth & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 98 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Jareth, Harry P. - Complete
Harry PotterHouse? by kingprawnsct reviews
A young and abused Harry is moved by Social Services to his mother’s cousin in America. How will Hogwarts respond to a Harry that has been raised by everybody’s favorite doctor?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,824 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 1,000 - Follows: 1,661 - Updated: 5/21/2008 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Harry P.
Harry's Pets by Shadows In The Sun reviews
Adopted by wolfydies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,174 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 1,510 - Follows: 1,492 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Harry P.
A Mistaken Sorting by Silver Pard reviews
Sequel to 'Mistaken Identity'. The Dunce Who Lived and his unfortunate brother have finally arrived at Hogwarts. Snape is both manipulative and placing bets. Not so oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,698 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 2,173 - Follows: 1,059 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Baggage of Doom by Punster-Zero reviews
Harry Potter / Discworld crossover Harry finds himself in need of some new school equipment.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,476 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 80 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
T'was the Night Before Christmas by GenkaiFan reviews
Arabella Figg decides to forward five year old Harry’s Christmas letter. One shot. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 106 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Harry P., Arabella F. - Complete
Oswald the Ottoman by lunakatrina reviews
Voldemort never saw this coming! Harry aquires an ottoman...AU, ignores DH and most of HBP for it's own sanity
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,941 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 1,044 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1957 - Favs: 2,018 - Follows: 687 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
So You've Decided to Be Evil by Evadne reviews
Harry Potter discovers there are things far, far more annoying than Death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 1,327 - Follows: 961 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Voldemort, Harry P.
The Red Heir of Slytherin by Sarah1281 reviews
Ron and Hermione's trip to the Chamber of Secrets, where Ron gets over his inferiority complex and Hermione discovers that anyone can speak Parseltongue if they're unobservant enough.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,950 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 51 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Abracadabra by whatapotter reviews
When Harry was seven years old, he and Dudley were invited to a costume party by a girl in their class. While Dudley wanted to be a soldier, Harry wanted to dress up as a Wizard. As you can imagine, that went down well.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
A Bad Week at the Wizengamot by DisobedienceWriter reviews
What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,251 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 3,362 - Follows: 718 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
I didn't steal them! I liberated them! by lunakatrina reviews
"What on Earth were you found doing in a drunken binge this time, Potter?""I was actually not drunk!" Harry exclaimed loudly and petulantly. "I actually did this of my own free and good will toward my fellow living thing."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 174 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Stop crying for Otousan! by XBECKX reviews
The never ending joy of utter pampering to one's son. Minato never ending problems all start with a bundle of blonde haired joy. Childhood fanfiction of Father & Son. Naruto and Minato
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,581 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 6/11/2007 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Minato N., Naruto U.
Mommy Itachi by EvilPyroKitty17 reviews
Naruto is turned into a three year old, and thinks Itachi is his mom. How will the homicidal criminal handle motherhood?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,563 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 799 - Updated: 3/25/2007 - Published: 1/13/2006 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Revenge of the green orange beast by mbbal-railracer reviews
Since Kakashi won’t teach Naruto, the blond goes to Kakashi’s rival to learn the power of youth. YOSH!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,991 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 1/20/2007 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Naruto U., Gai M.
Break by arcanioque reviews
Gai doesn’t hate Naruto, nor does he Sakura. He only hates Uchiha Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
So Sue Me by lunakatrina reviews
My take on Harry's first year starting with him getting his letters. Add a lot of sarcasm, stir, and serve cold.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,383 - Reviews: 2172 - Favs: 3,470 - Follows: 3,009 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Harry P.
From Six by H.E. Gray reviews
Creating a jutsu is dangerous. Too bad an eleven year old Naruto didn't know that. AU, Naruto with MPD.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,923 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 1,147 - Updated: 10/28/2006 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Naruto U.
Honestly, Headmaster by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry has to explain what happened last night to Headmaster Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 1,792 - Follows: 260 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Complete
The Day Harry Potter Retired by opalish reviews
Harry's done being a hero, but Snape may just be a god. Harry, Hermione, and a sky full of clouds. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/28/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
By Fives by opalish reviews
It's Harry's fifteenth birthday, and he can't help realizing that nothing ever really changes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,016 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 7/19/2006 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Harry P.
My Family by Zidra reviews
Nobody knew of his talent. And neither did he care. It was something only he had only he could do. Nobody could take that away from him. Nobody could copy it, or steal it. It was his. Only his. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,649 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/13/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Impractical Heroics by opalish reviews
PostHBP, Harry has a plan. He also has a concussion and a close encounter of the Slytherin kind. This will not end well.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,251 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 4/10/2006 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Harry P.
Mistaken Identity by Silver Pard reviews
Will the real Boy Who Lived please stand up? Snape is convinced that the second Potter twin is the one to worry about. Too bad no one else seems to agree. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,341 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 1,521 - Follows: 279 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Late! by Soul's Confession reviews
Hatake Kakashi was waiting for his team. It was a novel experience.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 112 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Complete
Friendship Story by Letta reviews
Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 2,803 - Follows: 401 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Harry Potter's Guide to the Dark Arts by opalish reviews
Harry Potter has once again showcased his pathological need for attention by writing and publishing a completely uninformative pamphlet on the Dark Arts. Utterly useless rubbish. – The Daily Prophet
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 1,287 - Follows: 158 - Published: 11/30/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Legacy by Cyberwolf reviews
On the morning Naruto becomes a genin, he has an encounter with a boy very like him. Only this boy's chances are all over...and Naruto's are just starting.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 80 - Published: 11/23/2005 - Naruto U., Torune
Birth of a Name by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. 1943. A Slytherin prefect on the brink of a series of lifechanging events, needs to settle on a secret identity that will inspire fear in the hearts of the weak... You didn’t think 'I am Lord Voldemort' was his first choice, did you?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 1,570 - Follows: 214 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Complete
None So Blind by opalish reviews
...as those who refuse to see. Dumbledore visits Petunia the summer after Harry's fifth year. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Albus D., Petunia D. - Complete
The Problem With Cupboards by opalish reviews
As far as I can tell, the main problem with growing up in a cupboard is that it gets you used to living in a cage. - Harry's POV. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 62 - Published: 2/19/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
And Beggars Will Ride by opalish reviews
A boy lives in a cupboard, a strange, pale boy with green eyes and a wistful smile. Dumbledore's thoughts on Harry from PSSS through OotP. Manipulative!Dumbledore
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 55 - Published: 9/17/2004 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1733 - Favs: 4,550 - Follows: 493 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
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Sibylline reviews
There was a peculiar boy, who meets a peculiar man, and the rest, as they say, is history.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 359 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Harry P., Sherlock H.
Frostbite reviews
The morning Haku found Naruto alone and asleep, he didn't wake him up. His decision will change the future of Team 7 forever. Featuring male!Haku because, you know, he's a guy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,118 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Naruto U., Haku
Heart Break reviews
He had to be strong. So very strong, and for a very long time. And she could have tried to help him more, but…looking back on it now, she thinks he was past the point of help. That now he just needed to rest for a very, very long time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,621 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Time and Space Continuum
Just a collection of oneshots and drabbles of various characters in the Who-universe. Chapter One: Cracks Excerpt: "Lost and lonely Amy. Her life, full of cracks like an antique vase."
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2011
Fractured reviews
Because, in the end, all he really could have done was smile and pretend like everything was okay.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,109 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 88 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Harry P., John W. - Complete
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