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Joined 11-15-10, id: 2617113, Profile Updated: 05-06-11
Author has written 2 stories for Ouran High School Host Club, Marching Band, and Mistborn Trilogy.

It has come to my attention that my profile has been strangely blank for a long time. You might at least know some basic information about me.

Gender: Female. (I know that this might surprise some of you, but I am in fact a female.)

Country of Origin: America. Specifically Utah

Hobbies: Color Guard, reading, general hanging out with friends, writing my story (I suggest you read it ;D)

Favorite Anime/Manga: Ouran, Heroic age, Fruits basket, D gray man, Avatar (If you count it as an anime.)

Books: Rangers Apprentice, Warriors, The Harper Hall Trilogy, Dragonlance, Fablehaven, The Percy Jackson Series, Harry Potter, Artemis Fowl, The Books of Pellinor, The Scorch Trials, Lord of the Rings, Hunger Games.
My Top Three Books: Wheel of Time, Mistborn Trilogy, Inheritance Cycle.

Fun Tips to Remember:

-Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more.
-Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.
-I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to "magically wrap around" Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody! A rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "oh crap, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!"
-'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUR! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!
-Silence is golden; Duct tape is SILVER
-Candy is good for you. Why? Bouncing off walls is good excercise.
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It takes 47 muscles to frown, 17 to smile but it doesn't take any to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

18 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Drugs".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. dont use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

Pick 10 characters from Ouran High School Host Club and answer the qustions below. You may pick any characters you like, both boys and girls!

1) Kaoru

2) Hikaru

3) Tamaki

4) Haruhi

5) Kyoya

6) Honey

7) Mori

8) Renge

9) Nekozawa

10) Kasanoda

Number 1 wakes you up in the middle of the night. What do you do?

Smack him

Number 2 asks you to go out with him. What do you do?

Die in the corner

Number 3 walks into the bathroom while you are showering.

Tamaki's head would explode, I wouldn't need to do anything.

4 announces their engagement to 9.

Laugh hysterically! They are such a poor match!

5 cooks you dinner.

Can Kyoya cook?

6 is next to you on the beach, sleeping.

Let him sleep, we all know what Honey is like when he wakes up.

7 confesses that they are your sibling.

... I have trouble seeing how we could be related... I guess I wouldn't mind having him as a sibling.

8 somehow gets into the hospital.

She'll probably start telling all the other patients that they lack a dark side.

9 makes fun of your friends.

I would curse him to get him to stop.

10 is constantly ignoring you.

huh... I guess I really wouldn't care...

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What does 1 do?

Nothing, he'd let me handle it on my own... or start laughing at me with his brother.

You're on vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

Starts panicking, he has no idea what to do in that situation.

Its your birthday. What does 3 give you?

Either something really expensive and awesome or something stupid that I don't need.

You're stuck in a house on fire. What does 4 do?

Calmly calls the proper authorities.

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarassed. What does 5 do?

As long as it doesn't effect the Host Club's profits, he doesn't care.

You're about to marry 10. How will 6 react?

Join the two of us in the corner of woe.

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

Pat me on the head and smile.

You're angry about it afterwords, how does 8 calm you down?

She wouldn't, but she would tell me all the reasons why I got dumped.

You compete in some tournament. Hoe does 9 support you?

He curses all my opponents.

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Look at me funny and walk away.

2 is all you've dreamed of, why?

Causing him pain is fun, if I can't do it in real life at least I have my dreams.

3 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Reaction?

What kind of curse did Nekozowa put on him and why has it backfired so horribly?

You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?

No, Tamaki's too stupid

4 loves 9 as well. What does that mean?

It means the wedding from earlier will finally happen!

Will 5 and 6 ever kiss?

NO!!!

6 appears to be a player, he breaks many hearts. What do you do?

WHAAAAAA!!!! What's wrong with Honey?!?!

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

What's wrong with my hair?

8 thinks she'll never get a boyfriend, what do you tell her?

She just needs to calm down and stop being an otaku.

9 gives you a bagel, do you eat it?

ummmm...sure...

10 wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck E' Cheese's, how long does he stay?

The kids will start screaming when they see his face so, not that long

1 offers you a CD. Considering his tastes, do you listen to it?

I don't know what his "tastes" are so...maybe

6 suddenly goes emo, how does 8 feel about this?

Renge would be thrilled! Honey finally has a dark side!

3 told 6 he started his period.

... Tamaki would be bright red and give up the act, not that Honey would have believed him.

4 slaps 9 with a fish for going out with 7.

Haruhi slaps Nekozowa with a fish for going out with Mori. Does anyone else find that sentence really weird?!

5 cusses 2 out in German. 3 is seceretly watching from behind a bush. What does he do?

Hikaru can't understand Kyoya so he just stands there. Tamaki is dying in the bushes from fright because the demon lord has come out to play.

6 got high.

Honey can't do drugs he's too innocent! No matter what Renge says!

7 walks up to you in a big pink dress. What's your reaction?

I tell Mori to go change, he looks weird in a dress.

8 reads your fanfictions and complains. What is it about?

There is no yaoi. I kick her off my computer and talk to her about "standards".

9 can't stand 3, so how does 9 get revenge when 3 spills soda all over him?

He curses Tamaki

10 starts working at a bar.

... no comment

1 comes in and tells you he's pregnant from 9.

... uh huh right...

3 decide to go swimming, do you go?

No

4 and 7 compete on DDR, who wins?

Mori because he's more athletic than Haruhi

5 is having a birthday party and picks a theme, what is it?

He would let the fans pick to bring in more profits

6 and 1 have a deep conversation, what is it about?

I can't say... It's a spoiler

7 stalks 9 home, 10 sees this, what does he do?

Kasanoda, in an attempt to emulate Mori, helps

8 buys a computer, what does she do on it first?

Writes fan fiction that's not appropriate for young children.

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Divided Loyalties by servantofclio reviews
The Lazarus Project had taken two years of Miranda Lawson's life and had accomplished the impossible. She didn't expect that working with the live Commander Shepard would prove to be her greatest challenge yet.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,952 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Miranda L., Shepard (F), Garrus V.
Ouran Rider's by MajinLampLover reviews
Ouran Academy host's the first ever Extreme Gear Grand Prix, And Tamaki decides that the host club should enter! No longer Accepting Oc's!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,451 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S.
A Strange and Wonderful Place by MapleMaven reviews
A university student falls into a cave during a party. To her horror, she is very far from home, and is forced to live in the harsh land of Thedas, the strange and wonderful place filled with assassins, mages, and warroirs. Set to Origins.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 35 - Words: 54,443 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 2/13/2012
4 TARDISes by InsanityDog reviews
3 Timelords, a whole bunch of companions who are lost, and a pair that is not supposed to be there. As one may expect it gets really complicated really quickly. A bit cracky.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,063 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 9/23/2012 - 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor
A Dark Horse by sylvie-morose reviews
When Mare wants to join a thieving crew, most of the the other thieves are dubious -- especially the leader, charismatic Kelsier BEFORE he Snapped. But Mare has powers even Allomancy can't explain...
Mistborn Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,592 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 3/15/2010
The Back Of My Hand Brushes Against by Are Yhu Ready For The HotNess reviews
Who ever said Ouran doesn't have enough room for another Host Club? Not Kaori Ai! Come and watch as Kaori and Kyouya Ootori battle to see who's club is better-despite their similarities-and win over the students at the Ouran!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,911 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Mori/Takashi M.
The Wardens' Tale by Naryfiel Lilith reviews
Origins Novelization. A city elf and a human noble with nothing in common save broken pieces and a Joining find themselves charged with the fate of the world. Follow their tale as they battle darkspawn, unite countries, and forged an odd friendship or two. COMPLETED.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 51 - Words: 236,326 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/1/2012 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Tabris, Cousland - Complete
TAMAKI SUOH: User Guide and Manual by have-a-cookie reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased your very own TAMAKI SUOH unit. This manual was made to ensure that you, the user, could get as much potential from your TAMAKI SUOH unit as possible.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,311 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Tamaki S. - Complete
Deadly Commoners' Game by Reidluver reviews
In an effort to understand more of a commoner's lifestyle, Tamaki invites the Host Club members to the school to play an old board game that he found. Too bad this game fights back . . .
Crossover - Ouran High School Host Club & Jumanji - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,104 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Complete
Mary Sue Academy by Muria reviews
A mistake has occured, and Susan's going to kill her grand-aunt for it. For now, she's stuck studying in the infamous Mary Sue Academy. To gain her freedom, she must graduate- she must 'pass' four worlds, finding love in each. Loopholes will be found.
Crossover - Misc. Anime/Manga & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/4/2009
In the Circle of Elemental Arms by Kryssa's flute reviews
Magic runs strong in the students of Ouran, even in one klutzy scholarship student. Epilogue: The strength of Earth and Wind shows when they face their lost Water. 'We don’t want to leave Ouran knowing that you’re not part of us anymore.'
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 146,643 - Reviews: 1037 - Favs: 1,386 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Haruhi F. - Complete
MarySue Hunting by Hannah-Kiwii reviews
There are some fishy looking characters invading Ouran High School Host Club, but they’re not fooling Haruhi. Pure and unrestrained crack.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,039 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Haruhi F. - Complete
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Mulan Marching Band Song reviews
Band parody!
Marching Band - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Complete
Mistborn at Ouran reviews
Ouran Academy,an elite private school for the super rich and beautiful, and Mistborn. Now a Mistborn from America has arrived, with one problem, she's mute. How will our the hosts deal with this girl? Read to find out!
Crossover - Ouran High School Host Club & Mistborn Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,482 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 12/8/2010