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Joined 11-15-10, id: 2617243, Profile Updated: 01-30-15
Author has written 18 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, Shakespeare, Princess Bride, Death Note, Library War, Avengers, Supernatural, Sherlock, Doctor Who, Three Musketeers, Lord of the Rings, Kuroshitsuji, and Criminal Minds.

My name is currently undisclosed for the moment (more like a cool secret agent and less like a paranoid whack job). I write sometimes.

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These are a few of my favourite things:

  • Cello
  • Plot world domination
  • Act
  • Read
  • Dance like a complete idiot (not a half-idiot. A whole 2% idiot. No skim idiot over here.)
  • Favorite Authors (not in order):

    John Green, Shakespeare, Oscar Wilde, J.R.R. Tolkien, Guy Gavriel Kay, George R.R. Martin, Douglas Adams, Anne Mcaffrey, J.K. Rowling, Agatha Christie, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman, and others far to numerous to mention.

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    Tale As Old As Time by bluedawn01 reviews
    Rose Tyler is a peculiar belle of a girl who's never quite fit into her poor, provincial town. The Doctor is a beast of a Time Lord who has sequestered himself away, cursed and unloved. Accompanied by a cast of crazy and unique friends and enemies, they'll fight and waltz and (perhaps) even sing their way toward happily ever after.
    Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,641 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 9/30/2014 - Published: 10/18/2012 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
    A Still Small Voice by tarpeach1981 reviews
    As Natasha went about her missions, the silence was broken only by a voice from above...that never shut up. A drabble about the mischief Clint is capable of with nothing but open-link comm equipment and time on his hands. T to be safe. Hints of potential romance.
    Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,092 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 9/28/2014 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B.
    If It Moves, Kick It by yallaintright reviews
    That one World Cup AU in which Enjolras is very good at kicking a ball around and Grantaire is very good at making footballers punch him in the face. Football (soccer) AU, set during the 2018 World Cup.
    Les Misérables - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,509 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/31/2014 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Enjolras, Grantaire
    Too Clever for This by StoriUrahara reviews
    Just a regular morning for Nine and Rose aboard the TARDIS. Just a short fluffy one-shot.
    Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/15/2014 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
    Extra Life by TwentyRings reviews
    Gandalf the Grey has just died atop Zirak-Zigil after a legendary battle, and has entered a black void. It turns out one can return from death, provided one has earned enough XP. Fortunately, slaying a Balrog usually provides plenty. OneShot.
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Complete
    The Rivendell Wrapping Co by postboxes reviews
    A mix up of epic proportions. Panic reigns in Middle Earth. What could have possibly happened? Legolas has lost the plot, Elrond has lost the will to live and Arwen has lost the end of the sticky tape. The wrong sort of elf is trying to wrap the planet's presents, and it's all because Father Christmas didn't pay attention in Geography. - Parody
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/24/2013 - Legolas, Elrond, Glorfindel, Erestor - Complete
    Wanted Dead Or Alive by Melda Burke reviews
    The Maitlands have moved on to that Great Bland Condo In The Sky, meanwhile Lydia is feeling lonely and decides to fill the void by enlisting our favorite Ghost with the Most to pull a mind-blowing prank on her rival. However, there's a bit of a problem. Beej is a wanted man and not in the way he'd like to think...
    Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,871 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/10/2013 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Lydia D., Beetlejuice
    Battle of the Bands by FairytaleFatale reviews
    When up and coming new band Oathkeeper get the opportunity to open for Kingslayer, the biggest rock star in Westeros, on his world tour they think their luck's come in. That is except for lead guitarist Brienne; with his playboy reputation and connections to the ruthless Lannister Corp Jaime Lannister is the last person she wants to share a dressing room with.
    Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 81,982 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 12/9/2013 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Brienne of Tarth, Jaime L.
    Succumb to the Charm by Mutinous Pirate reviews
    HIATUS/REWRITE.
    Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,802 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Lydia D., Beetlejuice
    Phantom High School Host Club by kmlo2 reviews
    AU. At the end of the corridor of the East Wing in the main building of Stoneleigh Park Academy, there is a door. Open that door, and you will see that blinding light, and hear those sweetly-spoken words; 'Welcome, Princess...'
    Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,094 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
    A New Family And Life by animelver14 reviews
    In a life you think is real. But you learn it's all fake. Finding out true family and the real story. Hey, Whats this talk about marriage? Read and find out! And please Review!
    Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,994 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru
    Edward Elric's Fairy Hunt by Infamousplot reviews
    Join Ed, Al, Roy, Winry and even Envy as they embark on a crack-quest to prove that Edward Cullen is a fairy. Warning Cullen fangirls, stay away! Crackcrackcrack... FOURTH CHAP FINALLY UP!
    Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,016 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Edward E., Edward
    Warehouse 13 by single girl seeks good pizza reviews
    In episode 37, Roy Mustang and his comrades search for the legendary "Warehouse 13." Little do they know, they are about to ruin one of the most dramatic climax scenes in anime history.
    Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Complete
    Roy Mustang and the Bridge of Death by RandomCheeses reviews
    Drabbles inspired by the fact that the bomb in CoS resembles the Holy Hand Grenade. Ch2. Roy has a new role and Hohenheim irritates the narrator.
    Crossover - Monty Python & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,952 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Roy M. - Complete
    Beetlejuice Rising by InzanityFirez reviews
    Beetlejuice and Lydia have been best friends and an adventurous duo for awhile now, but they've never faced a challenge like this. Lydia has untapped powers that have caught the eye of the Lord of Dreams, and with them, he could rule the world.
    Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/8/2009
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    The Doctor Dances reviews
    At the very least, he tries. Wherein the Doctor's completely unsubtle attempts to woo Clara go incredibly awry and he regrets everything immensely. T for mild, mild swearing.
    Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/8/2014 - Clara O., 12th Doctor - Complete
    The Fellowship of the Strings reviews
    In light of the corruption of the evil Mordorchestra, the fateful decision was made. The One Ring Championship had to be won by some other strings ensemble. Frodo and his eight companions were to set forth on a long and dangerous journey to get along with each other. This was not going to be easy.
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,243 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/21/2014 - Published: 1/11/2014 - Frodo B.
    The Good, the Bad and the Pie
    Dean's midnight snackscapades do not go unnoticed for long.
    Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
    Dogs are a Man's Best Friend
    Cas and Dean are college roommates and everything is just dandy. That is, until it turns out that Cas is actually a werewolf. That could prove, um, problematic.
    Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
    Misery Loves Company reviews
    A tale fraught with drama, betrayal and poorly disguised adaptations of rock-paper-scissors. Basically, a cheap rip off of the plot. But hey, potato potahto.
    Three Musketeers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Athos, Porthos, Aramis - Complete
    Dear Jess reviews
    Sam stared at his letters. The gaping hole in the pit of his stomach that she had left threatened to tear him in half and destroy him completely.
    Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Sam W., Jessica M./Jess - Complete
    The Innuendo Squad reviews
    Jack! Paradoxes! Attempted memory wipes! AND NOBODY DIES.
    Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/31/2013 - 10th Doctor, Jack H., 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
    Eggstiel reviews
    A short, fluffy Destiel tail, er, tale.
    Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
    Lasagna and Writers Block reviews
    John can't update, Sherlock can't cook and fluffy stories are great so here you go.
    Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/7/2013 - John W., Sherlock H.
    Pride and Percussion reviews
    A story of infinite jest: add utter nonsense and a liberal dose of musical humour. Sprinkle on a dash of Destiel for flavour. Serve and enjoy.
    Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,622 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
    Dean and the Hamburger reviews
    In Supernatural Season Eight there was a scene fraught with romantic peril and nail biting suspense. It is of course when Dean first sees and eats that hamburger. This story explores the thoughts of those nearest to the incident. It is of course pure and utter absurdity, which is always the best kind.
    Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Dean W.
    A Mess for the Ages reviews
    A heartrending tale of love, betrayal and explosions. Okay, mostly explosions. Alright, let's start again. This is the story of what happens when you have several sleep deprived superheroes and no responsible adults.
    Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,978 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/19/2012 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
    The Princess Alchemist reviews
    Eastern HQ is ordered to preform a play of the Princess Bride. Hughes, however, has an idea. And, as Hamlet says "The Princess Bride's the thing wherein we'll catch the complements of King Bradley!" or something like that...
    Crossover - Princess Bride & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,199 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Riza H. - Complete
    The Sherlockian Paradox reviews
    L requires the help of the BAU to catch the man killing people as if it were a Sherlock Holmes story. But can Reid and L focus on the case when they finally discover someone like them?
    Crossover - Death Note & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,831 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 5/23/2011 - L, S. Reid - Complete
    Those Who Hunt Them reviews
    The Colonel and his Lieutenant are flung into the world of Ciel and Sebastian to hunt down the serial killer known as Jack the Ripper who is terrorizing both worlds.
    Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,441 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Riza H. - Complete
    A Few Letters Of Complaint reviews
    The cast of Library Wars is fed up with the lack of KasaharaxDojo. So they send a few messages to the author and the artist.
    Library War - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Kasahara I., Dojo A. - Complete
    Camping with Mustang's team reviews
    What I think would happen if Roy and his team along with Ed and Al went camping for the weekend.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,844 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
    Romeo minus Juliet reviews
    The story of what actually happened to Juliet Capulet and Romeo Montague. Told from the point of view of Juliet's little sister. Oneshot.
    Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Complete