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Joined 11-15-10, id: 2617259, Profile Updated: 09-07-20
Author has written 14 stories for Naruto, Fairy Tail, My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Last of Us, and Fire Force/炎炎ノ消防隊.

Hello, and welcome to my profile, my home is your home, fam!

I'm just a simple man, that enjoys writing casual stories.

So I hope you enjoy my stories, and if you don't then there's nothing I can do about it, brah!

Down below are little sections with mini paragraph's on information that may, or may not interest you.

Enjoy reading it!

Writing Plans/Goals

My current writing goal is to try and complete most of my current stories before I try writing new stories. I deleted the stories that I cannot complete at this moment in time, and as of now I have eight stories. Out of my current eight stories: "God of War" is on hiatus permanently, because I've lost interest in writing it, but I will leave it up for those few who enjoy it.

Writing Schedule?

I do not have a specific schedule, or pattern that I use, when it comes to updating any of my stories, so the updates are very random, and usually if I'm really enjoying writing a certain story, the updates will come out quick. If you see that I'm taking too long to update a story, do NOT hesitate to send me a PM telling me the story you want me to update. I WILL try to update. I usually try doing nice things for my readers.

Chapter Length

On average my chapters are between 1K-2K words. 3K If I'm in "The Zone" and 4K If I'm going "Plus Ultra" but yes, expect my chapters to be between 1K-2K... Since the chapters are 1K-2K, I will try to update on a daily basis!

Writing Style

If you read my stories, or if you plan on reading any of them, you will notice that my writing is very simple, and clear, hell, you could say it lacks details. That, my dude, is my writing style. I'm not here to write poetically, complex, symbolically, or any other way. I have more fun writing simplistic. Why say, "...And the old man felt pressure on his chest, he felt like a butter knife was being twisted inside his chest, and his vision started to blur, before darkness took ahold of him permanently." When I can say, "...And then the old man dropped like a fucking fly" see? Short and simple! Though, real shit, while my style is simple. I do try to add extra detail where I think it's needed. :) so fear not, my fellow readers!

Stories I Lose Inspiration On

Stories I lost inspiration on will be deleted. There's no point in continuing a story that I do not enjoy writing. I make no money off of this. It's just a hobby i do for my own enjoyment. I know this will be disliked but I'm upfront about it.

How LordVanity Plan's His Stories!

I don't really plan out my stories. I don't do any rough drafts, I usually just go with what I feel like writing at the moment, sometimes, I get certain ideas for story arcs, or scenes that I want to happen in the future, so I just do some little foreshadowing and hinting here and there, and I think about what's going to happen and how to execute it to the best of my abilities. Though, I usually have endings already written down, well multiple endings. So yeah, just a day in my writing life, fam.

LordVanity's Words of Mad Wisdom

If you made it this far down, then you most likely already read the somewhat important stuff before this! I kept it short and simple, since I know, nobody likes to read long ass profiles, so if you made it this far I'd like to say: Hello, I'm LordVanity, your new favorite Author, If I am already your favorite Author then your new new favorite Author! This section is reserved for thoughts I may have about certain things and other stuff in general, but I don't have anything to say at the moment, so that's all.

Thank you for reading!

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Fairy Hero reviews
He was a dark mage, he was a villain, he did plenty of wicked shit back in his day, he was and is feared by the masses, tired of his life style... he decides to turn over a new leaf by joining Fairy Tail and becoming the ultimate cliche hero. It certainly won't be easy as old habits
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 52 - Published: 9/8 - Naruto U.
Past His Prime reviews
Shit. He used to be one of the strongest mage around. He could destroy mountains with the swipe of his hand. Dark Guilds frigging pissed themselves hearing his name. Hell, He made Acnologia his bitch, but as time passed for thirty year old Naruto Uzumaki he got slower, weaker and possibly dumber, as time tiks our dude gets even weaker, so fuck it, he'll go down with a bang.
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,374 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 38 - Published: 9/7
Captain Naruto reviews
Meet eighteen year old Captain Naruto Uzumaki. He's the new Captain of Special Fire Force Division Eight. He's young, he's loud, and he's extremely reckless, but with his bright flames he'll light up the sky and fuck shit up, rocking the world to the very core, believe it baby!
Crossover - Naruto & Fire Force/炎炎ノ消防隊 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 133 - Published: 6/28 - Naruto U., Shinra K.
Fight Like Hell! reviews
In a world that has gone to shit due to "The Infected" and the savagery of the remainder of humanity, meet Naruto Uzumaki, a sixteen year old kid with anger issues that is always ready to fight like hell to the death with no fucks to give. Only time will tell if he'll survive this cold world. [One Shot] [Completed]
Crossover - Naruto & Last of Us - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,614 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 103 - Published: 5/2 - Naruto U., Ellie, Joel - Complete
Rotten Fairy! reviews
He is a powerful S-ranked "mage" of Fairy Tail... he has a superiority complex, he wants to be the very best at everything... he is crude, violent, aggressive and when he fights he is brutal and bloodthirsty.. he is fit to be a villian, so why is Naruto Uzumaki even a member of Fairy Tail?
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 49,690 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 890 - Follows: 992 - Updated: 10/1/2019 - Published: 11/11/2016 - Naruto U.
Ordinary Mage! reviews
Natsu Dragneel is a destructive fire breathing Dragon Slayer. Erza is a badass blade wielding mage. Gray is a cool as ice, ice mage. Lucy can summon Zodiac to do her bidding! Then there's Naruto Uzumaki an Ordinary Mage. Doing Ordinary Shit! [One Shot] [Completed]
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/22/2019 - Naruto U. - Complete
Flame King! reviews
Naruto was deemed a "weakling" and a "failure" by his father Endeavor, so he was tossed aside and disowned by the man who made his childhood a hell...but Naruto would show him, by beating his 'masterpiece' Shouto to the top and by defeating his father Endeavor and becoming Flame King!
Crossover - Naruto & My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,916 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 10/21/2018 - Published: 5/13/2017 - Naruto U.
Immortal reviews
He may not have a "flashy" or "powerful" quirk, but Naruto Uzumaki has a "immortality" quirk - meaning, he can't die whatsoever, and with quick reheal, he marches dangerously forward as the "Immortal" Hero that'll bring fear to villians and heroes alike!
Crossover - Naruto & My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,063 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 10/16/2018 - Published: 10/9/2018 - Naruto U.
Zeref! reviews
Zeref, is known as the darkest most evil mage in history, but what people don't know is that his real name is Naruto Uzumaki, and after hundreds of years of wallowing in self-pity, anger, and just being plain emo, he decides that enough is enough, bruh! It's time to change his mentality, and go out into the world! [One Shot] [Completed]
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,441 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 10/14/2018 - Published: 5/4/2018 - Naruto U. - Complete
Irresponsible Master Naruto! reviews
Makarov due to too much stress decides to retire as guild master temporarily and in doing so he decides to make his irresponsible, eccentric and carefree grandson Naruto Uzumaki into Guild Master for the time being. Will Fairy Tail come to accept the blond who does nothing but read manga, drink strawberry milkshakes, and annoy everyone, as Guild Master? [Completed]
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 84,117 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 845 - Follows: 831 - Updated: 10/14/2018 - Published: 12/14/2015 - Naruto U. - Complete
Son of All Might! reviews
He wanted to be a hero for "glory" "fortune" and "fame" ... he was Naruto Uzumaki and he was the son of All Might.  His father promised to pass down his Quirk to him, but instead he passed it down to his friend Izuku Midoriya. However, this wouldn't stop Naruto from being a hero and especially not from surpassing his father All Might! [Discontinued]
Crossover - Naruto & My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,866 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 650 - Updated: 9/16/2018 - Published: 2/8/2017 - Naruto U. - Complete
Sharingan Naruto! reviews
Meet fifteen year old Naruto Uzumaki, a very infamous and hated vigilante known as "Sharingan Naruto." He is disliked and feared by people because he is a loose cannon that's always causing destruction and getting into fights with pro heroes, but attending U.A and learning how to be a proper hero might just change the people's views of him right? [Discontinued]
Crossover - Naruto & My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,285 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 860 - Follows: 987 - Updated: 4/24/2018 - Published: 6/27/2017 - Naruto U. - Complete
God of War! reviews
Naruto Uzumaki always knew he was a little different, and it turned out he was right, because he was actually Ares the God of War, but he was cursed and turned into a human for trying to overthrow and dethrone his father Zeus, and now he has to prove himself in order to go back to being a god, one problem, even as human, he still happens to be a rotten asshole. [Discontinued]
Crossover - Naruto & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,819 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 2/4/2018 - Published: 5/27/2017 - Naruto U. - Complete
Soldier of Fortune! reviews
Years ago during the Dragon Civil War, a man named Naruto Uzumaki was feared by both dragons and humans, one day however he disappeared only to reappear four hundred years into the future, at the verge of death Porlyusica finds him and decides to take him home. Years later the blonde is a lazy mercenary who does jobs like finding lost cats – to saving the world! [Discontinued]
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 84,623 - Reviews: 923 - Favs: 1,441 - Follows: 1,638 - Updated: 3/20/2017 - Published: 11/2/2013 - Naruto U. - Complete