McHammer
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Joined 11-15-10, id: 2617353, Profile Updated: 11-25-10
Author has written 11 stories for Red Dead Redemption, Resident Evil, Dead Rising, Sims, Fallout, James Bond, Toy Story, and Home Alone.

It's pronounced Mick-Hammer. 'Tis Irish.

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Crimson Mental Institute:9515 Cinnabar Anomaly by Thinkwire reviews
We all remember MissingNo don't we? The most famous glitch of all time that was a bit weird but mostly harmless? Well, it may have been harmless to us playing the game, but what about the player characters who met that abomination face-to-face?
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/30/2010 - MissingNo. - Complete
Rising of the Herbert Moon Red Dead Redemption by herbertmoonlover reviews
Herbert Moon, Armadillo's store manager, goes on a grand adventure where he must come to grips with his xenophobic ways.
Red Dead Redemption - Rated: K+ - English - Western/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Ja. Marston - Complete
RoboCop: The Bed Time Story by Micke Karlsson reviews
How about a bed time story without princesses, wicked witches and white castles? How about one of blood soaked violence, loss of identity and victory through vengeance and gunfire? How about Paul Verhoeven's RoboCop - as a rhyming bed time story?
Robocop - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,420 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Complete
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A Filthy Animal reviews
What, you didn't think the police wouldn't take notice of Kevin's questionable use of deadly force?
Home Alone - Rated: T - English - Parody/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Kevin M., Harry - Complete
The Courier Who Had Cheated Death reviews
A wise and hobo-like museum curator tells the tale of a murderous courier to a young adventurer. The third murderiffic installment of the 'King Superman' series!
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,905 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Courier, Cass - Complete
Guns Don't Kill People reviews
When little Steven's out of the house, his toys come to life! Unfortunately, so does his father's gun collection. Hilarious hi-jinks, shenanigans, and tragedy ensue!
Toy Story - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Complete
Job Insecurity reviews
A typical SPECTRE meeting goes south when Number Two calls Blofeld out on some bull.
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/26/2010 - E. Blofeld/Number 1, SPECTRE
Not Playing With A Full Caravan Deck reviews
Kicked out of Vault 28, can one man survive the harsh, unforgiving, scorpiony Mojave Wasteland? His S.P.E.C.I.A.L. stats suggest otherwise, but it will at least be one hell of a ride! The spiritual sequel to 'Call Me King Superman'.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,015 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Complete
Call Me King Superman reviews
A complete psychopath and possible homophobe finds himself trapped in the world of Fallout 3. Gypsies, murder, alcohol, and more!
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,439 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/1/2010 - MacCready, Princess - Complete
The Puppetmaster reviews
A Sim realizes that his entire life is being controlled and manipulated by an unknown being. Will he be able to break free, or will he trapped with the rest of the sheep forever?
Sims - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Complete
Chuck Greene: Cross Dresser? reviews
In a world of zombies, conspiracies, and orange juice with magic healing properties, is it really so unreasonable to there to be an psychic, malevolent dress? Hell yes, it's unreasonable, but don't let that stop you from daring to believe in it.
Dead Rising - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Complete
Even The Bad Guys Hire Contractors reviews
An American construction contractor is hired for a well paying job in rural Spain. This was not his first overseas job. This was, however, his first overseas job for an ancient conspiracy, his second such job if you include Disneyland Paris.
Resident Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/23/2010 - O. Saddler, R. Salazar - Complete
Not Fully With The Program reviews
One of the Ganados notices that some of the changes around his village seem stranger than the rest.
Resident Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Complete
A Setting Moon reviews
There's never a dull moment in the delightfully racist and bigoted shopkeeper Herbert Moon's life. Between selling 'lynching rope', setting 'Jew traps', and accusing rival poker player's hands as impossible, there's always adventure and/or injury afoot.
Red Dead Redemption - Rated: T - English - Humor/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Jo. Marston - Complete