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Do you think J.K. Rowling should write a new Harry Potter book.

Okay the first the I want to get clear is that LOTR rocks. As do the movies not just the books. The awesomest character is

1.Legolas he rocks and is awesome and I can't help but liking him alot. Me and my friend Rajn always fight over him

2. The moth is pretty awesome. But a smidgen less awesome then legolas

3. Merry is the next best character he is so much hotter then Pipin

4.Last but not least Frodo and company are less awesome then all above

Sauron whats to take over Middle Earth because someone stole his eyedrops

Galadriel is actually Lady Gaga in desguise

Elrond wants to be a girl

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I love to read fantasy history books

I love Tamora Peirce

I play the piano and keyboard

I love random words/things

I like purple pickles and purple cows

I love sugar (when i have it my friends aren't happy)

I rather read then watch TV

I play lots of sports

I don't like reading about sports

I like to get invovled with books

Not reading takes all of my will power

I get good grades in school

I get told that I'm smart cause i read (all I read is fantasy)

I have a sister, a cat and my books

I buy books so i never have to return them

I wish authors would never stop writing

If you like these things or agree with them paste on your profile:

Harry Potter rocks

Magaret Haddix rocks

Magic is the best

Twilight is strange

The Lion King is a replica of Hamlet for little kids

All books are better then their movies

Percy Jackson is amazing

Luke in Percy Jackson is a fraud

The Hunger games should be banned for anyone under 10

Eragon is a great book the movie sucks

I want a book to end happily never after(the world should blow up)

Bananas should be purple

Battle of the books rock

Little siblings are annoying

I am afraid of cows but not bulls

My friend is afraid of alpacas but not lamas

The Lion King is a kid version of Hamlet

Forbidden couples that should be together

Jake & Bella

Leafpool and Crowfeather

Sasha and Tigerstar

send me more to add

History is made by stupid people

Arrogant worms is awesome the song from above

Don't diss your enemies only your friends they will forgive you

Evil people aren't really evil they just like their bad side

Do you know...

The First book was made in 3500B.C. on baked clay tablets

Books out of paper (pulp and linen rags) where first introduced in the 10th century

Word book comes from the Roman word Liber (french like Livre) the the dutch used birch to right and made it called book

A famous book was sold for almost 4.5million dollars

The biggest book is called Ku Tho Daw Phayar it's a book on buddism

The library on congress is the biggest library in the world. It contains over 28 million books and has over 532 miles of shelving room.

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix hasa first run print of over 8.5 million copies. * times the normal best seller books.

Jose Carlos Ryoki in Australia had 1 058 novels published. Thats amazing!!!!

Cooks books are awesome they should get some stories!!!

Here are some of my favorite book quotes

A good book on your shelf is a friend that turns its back on you and remains a friend. Author Unknown

The worth of a book is to be measured by what you can carry away from it. James Bryce

Anyone who says they have only one life to live must not know how to read a book. Author Unknown

A good book should leave you... slightly exhausted at the end. You live several lives while reading it. William Styron,

f there's a book you really want to read but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison

A good book has no ending. R.D. Cumming

I find television to be very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go in the other room and read a book. Groucho Marx

Read Looneyspoons it's very healthy for your mind and body

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Say two people walk on the bridge one jumps off how ,many people are on the bridge?

None because the other guy already walked off. HAHAHAHAHa

Pick two of these characters


Harry Potter

Percy Jackson

Maximum Ride



Ron Weasly



Ok now who did you pick?

If you Picked:

Eragon: You want to have power and be well respected in the community

Harry Potter: You like the idea of helping people and want to ge6 the most out of life

Percy Jackson: Hey you want to be different unique

Maximum Ride: You want to have a less un-settling life and just slow down your hectic pace

Firestar: You want to be brave and you think you may be a high proirity to take care of other siblings

Saphira: You feel like you belong more to the air then the ground

Ron Weasly: You want to be mellow and you just don't know how to suceed you also want to live where you can have everything, though you might not have the money.

Fang: You are very confused and your not sure what you want to do or how you feel or ANYTHING AT ALL

Sandstorm: You want to be brave, confident and you also want to have some Romance in your life

My favorits last words

Mary Antoinette- Monsieur, I beg your pardon,(after stepping on her executioners foot

Author -Dying is a very dull affair

Jimmy the murderer- I'd rather be fishing

My Favorite Court Room Dialogue

Q: Do you remember the shoes you where wearing

A:You mean the shoes I was wearing


A:The same shoes I'm wearing

Q: What do you call those shoes? Are they flats.. or how would you describe them?

A:I'd describe them as these shoes


Real live funny laws

In India women-but not men- can marry goats

You can keep cows in a shed in the Northern territories, you can keep chickens in a shed but it's illegal to keep cows and chickens in the same shed.

Cigarettes are legal in Nicaragua, cigarette lighters aren't.

In Vancouver, BC the speed limit for tricycles is 10 miles per hour.

In China boxing is illegal (too brutal), capital punishment isn't.

Funny Newspaper caption

Cows hurts farmer with axe

Panda mating fails, veterinarian takes over

Helicopter powered by human flies

Cockroach slain, Husband badly hurt

Dead Guitarist now slimmer and trimmer

Include your children when baking cookies

Eyes drops of shelf

Red Tape holds up new bridge

This is a little story about 4 people called Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody.

There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it.

Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did.

Somebody got angry because it was Everybody's job.

Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realised that Everybody wouldn't do it.

It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done.


When life gives you lemons, keep them cause hey, free lemons.

When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

When life gives you lemons make apple juice and then laugh when people try to figure out what the heck you did.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate.

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

When Life gives you lemons, through them back, because I mean really? Who likes lemons?(ME!!!)

When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.

When life gives you lemons, steal your brother’s apples

When life gives you lemons, throw them at your brother’s friends and hope it hits them in the eye.

When life gives you lemons, throw them back and yell ‘I HATE LEMONS YOU MORON!’(NOT)

When life gives you lemons, say hey, I like lemons, got anything else for me?

When life gives you lemons make orange juice and sit back and let other people wonder how you did it.

When life throws you lemons... throw something harder back!


Life isn't weird: it's just the people in it.”

“School's a weird thing. I'm not sure it works.”

I really do live for the future, because when I'm eating a box of candy, I can't wait to taste the last piece.

"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot."

"When there's a will, I want to be in it!"

3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't."

"Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?"

"Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?"

"One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people."

I'm ones in bold are me.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. (Um... no. No way.)
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!(I'm actually not but I really want to be!)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (It's really, really small, but yes, I have one)
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.(I just like to dye my hair, me and my friend dye our hair together everytime she comes to visit, it's kind of a tradition almost)
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. (Uh...isn't that like the opposite of a poser?)
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy. (Ugly... I don't really think so. Crazy... yes, but who cares?)
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must steal stuff.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. (I wish was in band, but musical instruments hate me.)
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black (Uh... no.)
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (Very naive. But then again, who isn't?)
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. (Actually, I hate alcohol and I've never been to a party T-T)
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (No. they just make good abstract art.)
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (I just don't like crowds. Claustrophobic)
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (YES. VERY CRAZY)
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. (LOSERS UNITE... AGAIN!)
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. (I wish I could draw anime, but no such luck.)
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (Not really. I'm a fangirl for nonexistent characters... and you can't stalk them)
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.(I wish!)
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (I dare you to arm-wrestle me, or Megan, she can flip her 300 pound judo instructor.)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.(doesn't eveyone, eh?)
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.(yes, yes I do)
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (Ugh. Just because I can't live without it doesn't mean I actually DRINK it)
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. (Not me...)
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser (LOSERS UNITE FOR THE THIRD TIME)
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy (even trees need to be hugged once in awhile)
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-Sue.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. (Actually, I'm VERY responsible... just not for the right things >:D)
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (ya, so are all my other friends who love to read!)
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. (No.)
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (Just cuz the government is stupid doesn't mean that I want to kill people)
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED (I don't WANNA be labled!)
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish (Yup! and proud of it!)
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. (NO.)
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue (I have many clues)
I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover. (Actually, I do the pushing...)
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob. (Snob? not really. But then again, I'm not THAT good at grammar, unless I try)
I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality. (Sometimes...)
I love TO LEARN so I MUST be boring. (No. Not at all. Probably the most interesting person I know.)
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist. (NO.)
I'm a GUY with LONG HAIR, so I MUST be a hippie/druggie.
I'm good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerd/geek. (I prefer to call it "Brainiac")
I'm a GUY, so I MUST love sports.
I'm NOT RELIGIOUS so I MUST be treated like crap until I pray to your god.
I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports. (Some boys, yes. All boys? NO FRICKIN' WAY.)
I am a PUSHOVER, so I MUST have controlling friends
I am a GIRL, so I MUST only be good at housework. (I HATE HOUSEWORK. And I suck at it)
I am not EMO, so I MUST be uncool.
I am WHITE and I like to DANCE, so I MUST be lame (I LIKE to dance, doesn't mean I'm good at it...)
I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird. (I don't get this one...)
I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight.
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST not do anything on Halloween.(I went to church with a sheet that had holes in it on, I was the holy ghost! Get it? Oh nevermind. And I LOVE Halloween)
I am POOR, so I MUST not have good hygiene.
I am a HOUSEWIFE, so I MUST have no self respect.
I consider myself 'NORMAL', so I MUST be boring. (Yeah, I'm normal. On the OUTSIDE...)

Stereotypes make no sense.

Stereotypes suck.

Stereotypes aren't cool.

Stereotypes are WRONG.

This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! (The things in bold are the idiotic events that I have done.)

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails (I don't even know how)
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking

6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand(I was texting with my friend none stop for two hours, and looking for my cell, ya...)
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull(took us 10 minutes to get into the bay! at least they don't have to worry about us becoming robbers)
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push

11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion(sadly...)
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs(who hasn't?)
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave(how is this stupid? it was so awesome! you should try it)
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair

16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it

18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard. (among other things, liquid ...multiple times.)
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot(all the time)
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on(I do this on purpose too!)
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.(thankfully, no)
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it(I spent lik 10 minutes freaking out to my friend over the phone before I figured it out!she just laughed the whole time)
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property(more than once, ahhh good times)
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot(I was 4, I didn't know what would happen! Don't judge me!)
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on

37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard(this is why I don't eat in the morning, the milk went bad and I got yelled at)

39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident(and on purpose)
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house (hasn't everyone?)
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on(youth group is fun)
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small(did that with the charm on my necklace too)

44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it

47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair, (My hair dresser did it, then warned me about it and I did it like 2 days later)
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil

53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were

56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on(awesome head rush if you do it right after you've been hanging upside down for awhile)
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it

60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person(they thought that I was crazy! well I am, but you know what I mean)
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions

67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong(dyslexcia sucks sometimes)
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam

74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it

76. Have purposely licked playground sand(It was a dare!)
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't(every day)
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people

80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off(I tried to make my hair silver too, didn't work too well)
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again

83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about (How is this stupid?)

85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair

86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone (fun fun)
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird (wouldn't that hurt?)
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them(skool is kinda boring)
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper(summer camp is awesome)
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story

96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before(it's 4 letters, but still)
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.

99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth



You love hoodies.(who doesn't?)
You love jeans. (I own mostly jeans, and sweats and a few skirts that have never seen the sun light.)
Dogs are better than cats. (Hey you don't have to take care of cats!) They give you love and care)
It's hilarious when people get hurt. (as long as they don't die. AFV is awesome.)
You've played with/against boys on a team. (It's fun, we kick their a*es)
Shopping is torture. (sometimes, if it's frequent. I mean really do you have to go buy new clothes every freaking day?)

Sad movies suck. (mostly, if they're the sappy romance kind. If it's like action then someone dies it's okay.)
You own/ed an X-Box. (un fortunately no, but i have a wii and a ps2)
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. (Well I did burn my barbie dolls)
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.(Hey who doesn't!)
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. (Mario bros rox your sox!I have a sucky one though)

You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV. (hockey and football. When the world cup was on I used to come home from my soccer games/practices and watch it)
Gory movies are cool. (They're really funny when the special effects aren't good then you get to laugh at all the people who look like they're bleeding tomato juice!So true)
You go to your dad for advice. (My dad doesn't always take it serious though)
You own like a trillion baseball caps. (I don't know where I get them from!)
You like going to high school football games. (Not football, but I like rugby)
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards. (and hockey, well mostly hockey)
Baggy pants are cool to wear. (So comfy, so unbeautfiying as well)
It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. (with more than like 3 people, ya kinda weird)
Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favourite colours. (Not so much black, but the others definitely)
You love to go crazy and not care what people think. (I go crazy quite often. Actually I think I'm just naturally crazy. And since when is this a guy thing?Also when I get a sugar rush)
Sports are fun. (I LOVE PLAYING: soccer, basketball, batminton, ultimate frisbee and others)

Talk with food in your mouth. (what can I say? I'm a 13 year old girl who eats like a 16 year old guy its so fun)
Sleep with your socks on at night (It is so not a guy thing, my toes get cold)
TOTAL: 21/25


You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love skirts.(you can't do anything in them!)
Cats are better than dogs.(I love both)
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the colour pink.(It burns!)
Go to your mum for advice.
Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favorite colors.

You hate wearing the colour black.
You like hanging out at the shopping centre
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.(cuz strange people touching your hands and feet isn't weired at all)
You like wearing jewellery.(I wear two necklaces, my nose stud and my rook ring all the time and that's it)
Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.(It's not a hobby!)
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/more than one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up.(only if I have to get dressed up, for school like 15 minutes tops)
You smile a lot more than you should.(smiling's good for you!)
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.(Most of them are convers, runners, court shoes and cleats but I still have a freaking mountain of shoes)
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.(again, you can't do anything in them!)
You like wearing body perfume.
You love the movies. (I prefer to watch them at home, I only go to watch things that I can't wait for like Harry Potter and The Lightning Thief)
You used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like being the star of everything.(who doesn't)
You worship fashion magazines.
TOTAL: 8/25

Apparently I’m a boy. I must have this whole biology thing really mixed up. My sex ed teacher has some serious explaining to do.Plus half of these things don't make sense I see boyz wearing pink and purple all the time!

100 things to do when your bored in class. What have you done ?!?!

Devise a secret code with your friends then hand in the homework in that code

Continually ask questions so that the professorcan’t give homework

Answer the teacher’s questions in slow motion

Answer questions only with one word

Scream random words without anybody noticing it’s you

Continuously yawn until everyone is yawning

Ask your professor personal questions

Every time the professor finishes talking clap

Eat paper

Talk very fast

Call the professor “Mom” or “Dad”

Count your hair

Talk with an accentAnswer questions in a different language

Fake spasms

Pretend to be scared of everything

Draw cartoon characters of your classmates or of the professors

Quote Family Guy

Write out plan on how to conquer the world

Pretend to Choke

Pretend to be drunk

Tap your feet on the ground loudly

Raise your hand for every question your teacherasks you but answer “oh i forgot”

Pretend to slip

Wink at the teacher

Wink at random people

Smack your thigh and smile at the people who look at you

Smile the whole lesson

When the teacher enters the room give a low bow

Pretend to sleep and snore loudly

Drop your pen and say “accio”

Ask your teacher where the potions room is

Ask the teacher where he/she is

Fake Fart Sounds

Ask the teacher for his/her phone number

Spill you pencil case/box on the floor

Pretend to be sick

Pretend to have photographic memory

Fake flashbacks

Tell people “I’m Pregnant”Ask out the teacher

Repeat movie lines

Pretend you are Harry Potter and your scar hurts

Sing your favorite song

Twitter the whole lesson

Pretend to be Indian

Write a love note to the teacher

Talk to yourself

Snort Eraser dust

When the teacher enters the room Scream “next”

When the Teacher enters the room ask for a refund

On your assignments write very small or extremely big

Act like a nerd

Pull a “Michael Jackson”

Put some red ink on a ruler, then slash your wrists with it so people think you cut yourself

Talk in slang

Get into a fight with yoursel

fPretend you are a gangster

Pretend you are high

Bring a bag of flour to school and on your desk make lines of flour and attempt to snort them

Once the teacher enters the room get the whole class to sing the national anthem

Act high

Stare at one object in the classroom for one lesson

Rate the teacher

Pretend you are “Susan Boyle” and sing “I Dream a Dream

Touch a Plug and pretend to get electrocuted



Make odd animal noises

Act like an undercover spy

Write down everything the teacher says while repeating what they say

Laugh Stupidly for no reason

Act as if you were blindSit on the floor and beg for money

Think of the best excuses for being late/ not handing in your homework

Lick your stationary seductively while staring at a person

Begin Cussing at your self

Talk in gangster rap

Challenge your teacher to a rap battle

Pretend to chew gum

Point out the window and say “LOOK EVERYBODY SPIDER MAN” once every one looks say “oh too late he’s gone now”

Write a love note and leave it on the chair when you change period

Play an air guitar

Throw paper airplanes

Say random facts about people

Go up to someone you have never talked to before then tell them “i have this problem for years now i can’t take it anymore”

Narrate your life

Beat box

Whistle at random things

Count random things

Pass notes to people you have no interestin

Ask personal details about people you would never have talked to

Play your favorite song in your head

Think of what the teacher’s life was like

Rhyme the last words of everybody’s sentences

Play paper football

Search in your bag/binder for things you don’t have

Attempt to Find Nemo

Take some take and give yourself a waxing

Find a better thing to do than find 100 things to do when bored

Best Friend v.s.Friend Quotes

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

Many ways to say Platypus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vogelbekdier- Afiikans/ Dutch

ördəkburun – Azerbajini

ornitorinc – Catalan

kljunar – Croatian

ptakopysk – Czech

nokkloom – Estonian

vesinokkaeläin -Finnish

ornitorrinco – Gallician / Italian / spanish

ornitorenk – Haitian

kacsacsőrű emlős – Hungarian

breiðnefur – Icelandic

pīļknābis – Latvian

ančiasnapis – Lithulian

pala – Matese

nebbdyr – Norwegian

dziobak – Polish

vtákopysk – Slovak

näbbdjur – Swedish

ornitorenk – Turkish

giống cáo mỏ vịt – Vietnamese


"Do not use if you cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet." -- In the information booklet.

"Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish." -- On a bottle of shampoo for dogs.

"For external use only!" -- On a curling iron.

"Warning: This product can burn eyes." -- On a curling iron.

"Do not use in shower." -- On a hair dryer.

"Do not use while sleeping." -- On a hair dryer.

"Do not use while sleeping or unconscious." -- On a hand-held massaging device.

"Do not place this product into any electronic equipment." -- On the case of a chocolate CD in a gift basket.

"Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking." -- On a toilet at a public sports facility in Ann Arbor, Michigan.

"Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover." -- On a pair of shin guards made for bicyclists.

This product not intended for use as a dental drill." -- On an electric rotary tool.

"Caution: Do not spray in eyes." -- On a container of underarm deodorant.

"Do not drive with sunshield in place." -- On a cardboard sunshield that keeps the sun off the dashboard.

"Caution: This is not a safety protective device." -- On a plastic toy helmet used as a container for popcorn.

"Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks." -- On an "Aim-n-Flame" fireplace lighter.

"Battery may explore or leak." -- On a battery. See a scanned image.

"Do not eat toner." -- On a toner cartridge for a laser printer.

"Not intended for highway use." -- On a 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow.

"This product is not to be used in bathrooms." -- On a Holmes bathroom heater.

"May irritate eyes." -- On a can of self-defense pepper spray.

"Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth." -- On a novelty rock garden set called "Popcorn Rock."

"Caution! Contents hot!" -- On a Domino's Pizza box.

"Caution: Hot beverages are hot!" -- On a coffee cup.

"Caution: Shoots rubber bands." -- On a product called "Rubber Band Shooter."

"Warning: May contain small parts." -- On a frisbee.

"Do not use orally." -- On a toilet bowl cleaning brush.

"Please keep out of children." -- On a butcher knife.

"Not suitable for children aged 36 months or less." -- On a birthday card for a 1 year old.

"Do not recharge, put in backwards, or use." -- On a battery.

"Warning: Do not use on eyes." -- In the manual for a heated seat cushion.

"Do not look into laser with remaining eye." -- On a laser pointer.

"Do not use for drying pets." -- In the manual for a microwave oven.

"For use on animals only." -- On an electric cattle prod.

"For use by trained personnel only." -- On a can of air freshener.

"Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you." -- On a motorcycle helmet-mounted rear-view mirror.

"Warning: Riders of personal watercraft may suffer injury due to the forceful injection of water into body cavities either by falling into the water or while mounting the craft." -- In the manual for a jetski.

"Warning: Do not climb inside this bag and zip it up. Doing so will cause injury and death." -- A label inside a protective bag (for fragile objects), which measures 15cm by 15cm by 12cm.

"Do not use as ear plugs." -- On a package of silly putty.

"Please store in the cold section of the refrigerator." -- On a bag of fresh grapes in Australia.

"Warning: knives are sharp!" -- On the packaging of a sharpening stone.

"Not for weight control." -- On a pack of Breath Savers.

"Twist top off with hands. Throw top away. Do not put top in mouth." -- On the label of a bottled drink.

"Theft of this container is a crime." -- On a milk crate.

"Do not use intimately." -- On a tube of deodorant.

"Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice." -- On a box of rat poison.

"Fragile. Do not drop." -- Posted on a Boeing 757.

"Cannot be made non-poisonous." -- On the back of a can of de-icing windshield fluid.

"Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage." -- On a portable stroller.

"Excessive dust may be irritating to shin and eyes." -- On a tube of agarose powder, used to make gels.

"Look before driving." -- On the dash board of a mail truck.

"Do not iron clothes on body." -- On packaging for a Rowenta iron.

"Do not drive car or operate machinery." -- On Boot's children's cough medicine.

"For indoor or outdoor use only." -- On a string of Christmas lights.

"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." -- On a child sized Superman costume.

"This door is alarmed from 7:00pm - 7:00am." -- On a hospital's outside access door.

"Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted." -- On a sign at a railroad station.

"Warning: do not use if you have prostate problems." -- On a box of Midol PMS relief tablets.

"Product will be hot after heating." -- On a supermarket dessert box.

"Do not turn upside down." -- On the bottom of a supermarket dessert box.

"Do not light in face. Do not expose to flame." -- On a lighter.

"Choking hazard: This toy is a small ball." -- On the label for a cheap rubber ball toy.

"Not for human consumption." -- On a package of dice.

"May be harmful if swallowed." -- On a shipment of hammers.

"Using Ingenio cookware to destroy your old pots may void your warranty." -- A printed message that appears in a television advertisement when the presenter demonstrates how strong the cookware is by using it to beat up and destroy a regular frying pan.

"Do not attempt to stop the blade with your hand." -- In the manual for a Swedish chainsaw.

"Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers." -- From a manual for an SGI computer.

"Warning: May contain nuts." -- On a package of peanuts.

"Do not eat." -- On a slip of paper in a stereo box, referring to the styrofoam packing.

"Do not eat if seal is missing." -- On said seal.

"Remove occupants from the stroller before folding it."

"Access hole only -- not intended for use in lifting box." -- On the sides of a shipping carton, just above cut-out openings which one would assume were handholds.

"Warning: May cause drowsiness." -- On a bottle of Nytol, a brand of sleeping pills.

"Warning: Misuse may cause injury or death." -- Stamped on the metal barrel of a .22 calibre rifle.

"Do not use orally after using rectally." -- In the instructions for an electric thermometer.

"Turn off motor before using this product." -- On the packaging for a chain saw file, used to sharpen the cutting teeth on the chain.

"Not to be used as a personal flotation device." -- On a 6x10 inch inflatable picture frame.

"Do not put in mouth." -- On a box of bottle rockets.

"Remove plastic before eating." -- On the wrapper of a Fruit Roll-Up snack.

"Not dishwasher safe." -- On a remote control for a TV.

"For lifting purposes only." -- On the box for a car jack.

"Do not put lit candles on phone." -- On the instructions for a cordless phone.

"Warning! This is not underwear! Do not attempt to put in pants." -- On the packaging for a wristwatch.

"Do not wear for sumo wrestling." -- From a set of washing instructions.

25 ways to maintain a Healthy level of insanity.

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars, see if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put a garbage can on your desk and label it “IN”

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone is over their Caffeine addictions, switch to expresso.

6. Finish all your sentences with “In Accordance to the Prophecy”.

7. Don’t use any punctuation.

8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

9. Specify that your drive thru order is “To Go”

10. Sing Along at the Opera

11. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don’t rhyme.

12. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

13. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream “I WON I WON!!”

14. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling “Run for your lives, they’re loose!!”

15. Tell your children over diner, “Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.”

16. Send this to your friends to make them smile, It’s called therapy.

17.When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand chocolate. Because your worth it!

18. "I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love."

19. My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

20."Cross country is the only sport...everything else is such a game."

21."Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes."

22. Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

23."An apple away keeps the doctor away, if well aimed."

24."Pondering the meaning of life is a waste of your life. Who really cares?"

25."Enunciate! Mark went on a lark, after dark, in Central Park." "Damn hope he's got a gun."


10 Commandments of a Teenager...

1. Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)
2. Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3. Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection)
4. Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)
5. Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)
6. Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)
7. Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)
8. Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9. Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")
10. Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave'm in the middle)


There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is filled.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

When your are in jail a friend will bail you out, but a best friend will be sitting right next to you saying "dang that was fun!"

People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up.

A friend will comfort you when he rejects you, but a best friend will go up to him and say "Its because your gay isn't it?" (I can picture one of my friends doing that!!)

I called your boyfriend "gay" and he hit me with his purse! (go figure!)

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

God created man-THEN had a better idea!

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history

Your year book picture still haunts me.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is GOING somewhere.

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

You don't like me, well it's mind over matter. I don't mind and you don't matter.

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?

You're a speacial kind of stupid, aren't you?

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.

Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.

So what if we act like imature idiots? We're having fun.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh,he just took a wrong turn,got lost,and is to stubborn to ask directions.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

I like work. It fasinates me. I can sit and stare at it for hours.

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?( oh yeah tell 'em how it is!)

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

I DONT obsess! I think intensley...and like all the time

Jogging is a slow sprinting, Coach!

Favorite Moments in the Harry Potter books-

"Why were you lurking under our window?"
"Yes -- yes, good point, Petunia! What were you doing under our windows, boy?"
"Listening to the news," said Harry in a resigned voice.
His aunt and uncle exchanged looks of outrage.
"Listening to the news! Again?"
"Well, it changes every day, you see," said Harry

""Hey, look - Harry's got a Weasley sweater, too!" Fred and George were wearing blue sweaters, one with a large yellow 'F' on it, the other a 'G'.
"Harry's is better than ours, though," said Fred, holding up Harry's sweater. "She obviously makes more of an effort if you're not family."
"Why aren't you wearing yours, Ron?" George demanded. "Come on, get it on, they're lovely and warm."
"I hate maroon," Ron moaned halfheartedly as he pulled it over his head.
"You haven't got a letter on yours," George observed. "I suppose she thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid; we know we're called Gred and Forge.""

""Harry!" said Fred, elbowing Percy out of the way and bowing deeply. "Simply splendid to see you, old boy--"
"Marvelous," said George, pushing Fred aside and seizing Harry's hand in turn. "Absolutely spiffing."
Percy scowled.
"That's enough, now," said Mrs. Weasly.
"Mum!" said Fred as though he'd only just spotted her and seizing her hand too. "How really corking to see you--""

"You're a prefect? Oh Ronnie! That's everyone in the family!" Molly Weasley.
'What are Fred and I? Next door neighbours?"

"We won't be seeing you," Fred told Professor Umbridge, swinging his leg over his broomstick.
"Yeah, don't bother to keep in touch," said George, mounting his own.
Fred looked around at the assembled students, and at the silent, watchful crowd.
"If anybody fancies buying a Portable Swamp, as demonstrated upstairs, come to number ninety-three Diagon Alley -- Weasley's Wizard Wheezes," he said in a loud voice. "Our new premises!"
"Special discounts to Hogwarts students who swear they're going to use our products to get rid of this old bat," said George, pointing at Professor Umbridge.
"STOP THEM!" shrieked Umbridge, but it was too late. As the Inquisitorial Squad closed in, Fred and George kicked off from the floor, shooting fifteen feet into the air, the iron peg swinging dangerously below. Fred looked across the hall at the poltergeist bobbing on his level above the crowd.
"Give her hell from us, Peeves."
And Peeves, whom Harry had never seen take an order from a student before, swept his belled hat from his head and sprang to a salute as Fred and George wheeled about to tumultuous applause from the students below and sped out of the open front doors into the glorious sunset.

My favorite lines from HP:


Mrs. Weasley--Deathly Hallows That has got to be the best line of Deathly Hallows.

"Ron, you know full well Harry and I were brought up by Muggles!” said Hermione. “We didn’t hear stories like that when we were little, we heard ‘Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs’ and ‘Cinderella’—“
“What’s that, an illness?” asked Ron.

Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley--Deathly Hallows

"Hey, Harry, there are brains in here, ha ha ha, isn't that weird, Harry?"

Ron Weasley
Order of the Phoenix, Chapter 35, Page 797

Did You Know …
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced
enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is
produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that’s more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to
squirt blood 30 feet.


A pig’s orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to
death. (Creepy.)

(I’m still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

(Do not try this at home. Maybe at work.)

The male pray mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its
body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male’s head off.

(“Honey, I’m home. What the….?!”)

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It’s like a human jumping
the length of a football field.

(30 minutes… lucky pig. can you imagine??)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

(I still want to be a pig in my next life…quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.


Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed

(If you’re ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

(OK, so that would be a good thing……………….)

A cat’s urine glows under a black light.

(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains.

(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.

(If they switch, they’ll live a lot longer.)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)

Date: Feburary 23, 2011

1, What color is your toothbrush?

2, Name one person who made you smile today:

Reading my profile

3, What were you doing at 8 am this morning:
Singing Can You Feel The Love? in choir.

4, What were you doing 45 minutes ago?
Reading a story

5, What is your favorite candy bar?
Too many to choose from...but pretty much anything with chocolate.Dark chocolate

6, Have you ever been to Disney World?
No, I have been out of Canada a grand total of 4 time

7, What is the last thing you said aloud?


8. What is your favorite ice cream flavor?

Sundae, has caramel and nuts

9, What was the last thing you had to drink?


10, Do you like your wallet?
A wallet I don't have a wallet

11, What was the last thing you ate?
A chocolate chip cookie

12, Have you bought any new clothing items this week?
Black pants for choir

13, The last sporting event you watched?
Hockey cause my dads obsessed

14, What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?
Flavor? There's popcorn flavors? I don't know...salt? Butter?

15, Who is the last person you sent a text message to?
My friend Maia

16, Ever go camping?

At least once every summer, usually more.

17, Do you take vitamins daily?

18, Do you go to church every Sunday?

19, Do you have a tan?
Not as dark as in summer, but yes.

20,Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?

21, Do you drink your soda with a straw?
I dont like POp

22, What did your last text message say?
r u there?

23, What are you doing tomorrow?
Going to school

25, Look to your left, what do you see?

stairs and a picture frame

26, What color is your watch?

27, What do you think of when you hear Australia?
Platypuses, kangaroos, beaches, didgeridoos and awesome australien accents.

28, What is your birthstone?
Auqua marine, I think it's a clear blueish colour.

29, Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?
I don't eat a lot of fast food, but I like walking through the drive thru, the employs give you funny looks.

30, What is your favorite number?
8 and 6

31, Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?
My uncle Mike

32, Any plans today?
Going to a Chinese Buffet

33, How many states have you lived in?
I live in Canada, so none.

34, Biggest annoyance right now?
Nothing at the moment.

35, Last song listened to?

I'm listening to My Immortal by Evanescense

36,Can you say the alphabet backwards?
I can get to Z

37, Do you have a maid service clean your house?
Yes, it's called 'mom'.

38, Favorite pair of heels?
Ya cuz I love twisted ankles! (note sarcasm)

39, Are you jealous of anyone?
Not really...

40, Is anyone jealous of you?
Not that I know of...

41, Do you love anyone?
Depends on what kind. Like I love my friends and family, then yes. In love, not at the moment. Movie star Will from Robin Hood men in tights and Legolas from LOTR

42, Do any of your friends have children?

44, Do you hate anyone that you know right now?
Hmmmm... I don't think so...

45, Do you use the word 'hello' daily?
Yup, and other variations like: hi, hey, bonjour, and hellos. And on Monday morning: bite me, go to hell, it's f* Monday morning! How the hell is it good?(I'm not a morning person)

46, What color is your car?
Family car is red, my feet are tan and my bike is blue silver and black.

47, Do you like cats?
I have 2, so ya.

48. Are you thinking about someone right now?

49, Have you ever been to Six Flags?

50, How did you get your worst scar?
It starts just below my knee on the outside of my leg and goes about half way down my calf, I wiped out while I was dirt boarding and I took off about 3 cm of skin.

51, What is your real name?
Nessa Melwasul

52, Are you a girl or guy?

53, Where do you plan on going for college?
If I can get a scholarship, I wanna go to Queens

54, What is the last book you read?

Uglies by someone or another

55, What is on your TV right now?

I'm at skool, so I dunno.

56, What is the last thing you have said and to who?
Fine I'll get the stupid papers! To Meg.

57, Where are you?
Skool library, pretending to write a paper for science.

58, What was the last thing you thought?
"What was the last thing you thought?"

57, What would you do with a million dollars?
Buy books, art supplies, a new laptop, and new clothes cuz I lost a lot of weight when I got really sick a couple weeks ago and none of my clothes fit any more. Then I'd give the rest to charity.

58, Grab the closest thing next to you. What was it?
Key board and some wires.

59, What are you writing right now?

60, What is it like being you?
I think it's fun. Some people might find it annoying.

61, What are your thoughts on writing?
It's awesome, unless people are telling you what you have to write about, then you're creativity is to constricted and it's boring.

things 2 do when bored

1. Challenge your friends to a marble tournament.

2. Or fry up some marbles and make jewelry!

3. Set up a lemonade stand. You could even donate your earnings to charity!

4. Adopt a word.

5. Play classic video games in your backyard.

6. Sculpt with old books.

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7. List 20 things you like about someone. Now give the list to that person and make their day.

8. Host a movie marathon — but choose the DVDs with your eyes closed. Don't forget popcorn!

9. Walk your dog. Or offer to walk a neighbor's dog. If you can't find a dog to walk, try walking your cat ... or your ferret. Or you could try washing your dog — or your neighbor's dog.

10. Bring dog treats to the park and meet 25 new dogs.

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11. Don't have access to a pet? Make your own! Gather some rocks from outdoors and glue or draw eyes on them. Print out a box template so you can package a pet rock to give to someone who might need a friend. Or make a bunch of pet rocks to sell!

12. Find 10 gnomes in 10 minutes.

13. Get some friends together and play blindman's bluff.

14. Improve your vocabulary and help to end world hunger.

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15. Prepare some jiggly finger jello. Or rainbow jello. Have a jello eating contest and eat with your hands behind your back!

16. Or jiggle some virtual jello.

17. Build paper models.

18. Compose music with your computer keyboard.

19. Organize an improvised sports day. Play ping pong on a table with 2 books and a rubber ball. Use plastic bottles as bowling pins. Play basketball or volleyball with a crumpled up piece of paper. Use pens as hockey sticks and a bottle cap as a puck. Or bend wire hangers to make croquet wickets .. and use toilet plungers for the mallets!

20. Direct a mini movie starring your friends or members of your family. Write a script (or use your favorite book), make costumes, design sets and props. It doesn't even have to be very long — try making a one-minute movie! When you're done upload your movie to YouTube and share it with the world!

21. Raining? Don't hide indoors. Whether you're 3, 13, 33 or 63, get out there and splash in the puddles. Feel the joy!

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22. Put together some photo puzzle blocks.

23. Or assemble an old puzzle and paint your own picture onto the surface. Or cut up magazines and glue a collage onto it. Then separate the pieces (you may need to cut them apart) and see if you can put your puzzle back together again.
Or build puzzles online.

24. Give some old clothes a new life. Tie-dye a t-shirt or repurpose some jeans.

25. Paint a room in your house. Or do a painting of a room in your house.

26. Write a letter to someone using only letters cut from newspapers and magazines. Or whip up a quick one online. Now mail it!

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27. Microwave s'mores. Or peanut butter s'mores.

28. Explore new worlds.

29. Compile a list of 100 random things about yourself. Share them with us in the comments here!

30. Memorize your favorite poem.

31. Go for a whole day without speaking. Can you do it? Challenge friends or family members to join you.

32. Write a letter to yourself to be read at your high school graduation. Or your wedding. Or at your 50th birthday party. What would you tell yourself?

33. Try not to think about purple gorillas.

34. Drink 9 glasses of water in one day.

35. Name a puppy.

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36. Learn the art of calligraphy.

37. Send a thank you note to someone who did something nice for you.

38. Write a book, a story or a poem. Print it from your printer, or just handwrite it using your nicest penmanship. Now give it to someone as a gift — or donate it to a library.

39. Or, collaborate on a story with a friend, each of you taking turns writing the chapters.

40. Don't know what to write about? People-watch at the park and make up stories about the interesting people you see.

41. Challenge yourself to write a story that's only 100 words long (it's not as easy as you think!) — share it with us in the comments here!

42. Illustrate an entire story (maybe your autobiography!) with stick people.

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43. Play with your food.

44. Run up and down the stairs. Can you do it 10 times? 50? 100? Now beat that!

45. Catalog your books. Or inventory your socks.

46. Invent your own board game. Use a board and pieces from an old game you don't use anymore (Candyland anyone?).

47. Try to catch 25 grapes in your mouth, one at a time.

48. Host a treasure hunt or scavenger hunt. For younger kids, create a wordless hunt, leaving only pictures (or photos) as clues. One clue will lead to the next, which will lead to the next, and so on. For teens and adults, try some of these ideas.

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49. Whip up some homemade sidewalk chalk.

50. Use your chalk to write something encouraging on the sidewalk — in 10 different places.

51. Brighten someone's day! Leave inspirational notes between the pages of library books. Or download spoke cards to secretly attach to people's bikes.

52. Post a funny missing dog poster.

53. Design funky cushions — enough to cover your entire bed!

54. Construct a Rube Goldberg device (not like the one on Family Guy!).

55. Rent some inline skates and hit the bike paths or sidewalks.

56. Start an ongoing project — take a photo of something (yourself maybe?) everyday for a year or do something like the Uniform Project to raise money for a charity.

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57. Build robots using items found around the house (please don't take the toaster apart without permission).

58. Read comic books.

59. Create your own comic book (printable templates here) or turn your favorite novel into a comic book.

60. Get inspired with fun comic book covers.

61. Assemble a shoebox all about you — decorate the outside to represent what others see, then fill the inside with objects to represent the things others might not know about you.

62. Or create a childhood in a jar.

63. Organize a camp out in your backyard — if you're not old enough to stay in the yard overnight just pitch a tent and spend the day.

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64. Whip up some chocolate banana pops.

65. Prepare a picnic to eat in your backyard. Or in the park. Or even in your living room.

66. Engage in an epic waterhose battle (in the yard, not the house). Or how about a shaving cream fight? Or pelt each other with pudding!

67. Follow an ant around the yard and see what ants really do all day.

68. Plan a tea party with real tea cups and little sandwiches — you know, the ones with the crusts cut off.

69. Learn a magic trick.

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70. Turn a book into a top-secret camera case

71. When's the last time you made a fingerpainting? Create a masterpiece. Then try painting with your toes.

72. Construct a sundial. Or just learn about how sundials work.

73. Dye your hair with Kool-Aid (assure your parents it's not permanent).

74. Check out what free activities are offered at your public library.

75. Go for a walk with a memory box. Fill it with objects you find (rocks, old birds' nests, flowers, leaves, rocks, etc). Take pics to put in the box too. Use the items to write a story or create a collage or sculpture.

76. Launch your own website or blog. Fill your site with movie reviews or blogging advice, or something else you're an expert at. Or help out someone else who would like to start one but can't quite figure out how.

77. Plant flowers. If you don't have anywhere to plant them outdoors, plant them in a pot indoors instead. Or plant vegetables. Or try growing something exotic like a Venus flytrap!

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78. Or put together a terrarium.

79. Build edible cookie houses with cookie wafers, candy and frosting. Customize them for upcoming holidays. Christmas has gingerbread houses, so why shouldn't Labor Day or Thanksgiving have houses too?

80. Clean out the garage, the attic or the basement, gather up all your old toys and games and have a garage sale — you'll free up space and make a bit of cash while you're at it. Not interested in having strangers come to your sale? Have a private, by-invitation-only sale.

81. If garage sales aren't your thing, sell your stuff on eBay. Or arrange a swap with friends or neighbors. Or donate your old clothes or toys to charity.

82. Create a life-sized self portrait. Get a big roll of paper, lie down on it, and get someone to trace around your body. Now fill in the details.

83. Write a haiku. Or get the internet to write one for you.

84. How many things could you make with a cardboard box?

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85. Tint sand with food color (or powdered paint) and create sand art in jars. Or make sand pictures.

86. Sculpt with tinfoil.

87. Become a mad scientist.

88. Organize a traveling meal with your friends (works best if you all live close together). Go to House #1 for appetizers, House #2 for salad, House #3 for soup, House #4 for the main course, and House #5 for dessert.

89. Not keen on all the traveling? Have a potluck instead.

90. Pull teh tail bak and launch teh kitteh to nom nom nom 4 fud.

91. Play telephone pictionary with your friends.

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92. Blow gigantic bubbles.

93. Try flying a kite with the kite attached to the back of your bike.

94. Break or set a world record.

95. Count how many licks it takes you to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop.

96. Doodle on anything BUT a piece of paper. Try doodling on a leaf or a shoe ... or even a My Little Pony!

97. Write a letter to your favorite famous person (find some addresses here). Let us know in the comments if you get a reply!

98. Host the opposite of a slumber party — invite your friends over for a wake-a-thon. Can you stay awake for 24 hours straight? How about 36? You could even get pledges from neighbors and relatives and raise money for a charity.

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99. Use crayons and wax paper to create faux stained glass.

100. Open your own bike wash. Set up a water-filled tub in the driveway, pour in some mild dish soap, grab some sponges, and invite the neighbors to bring their bikes and toys for cleaning.

101. Set up a track and have an itty-bitty Indy race with remote-controlled cars.

102. Blow up a kiddy pool and invite everyone over for a pool party.

103. Get the glass!

104. Put your fork aside and eat with your fingers. Choose challenging foods like spaghetti and ice cream!

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105. Assemble French toast kabobs.

106. Take a virtual tour of the White House.

107. Declare a backwards day! Wear your clothes backward and start the day off right with a nutritious supper — dessert first!

108. Or, have an opposite day instead.

109. Put together a time capsule and bury it in your yard. Or hide it in your attic or basement.

110. Compose a letter to future inhabitants of your house so they'll know what you and your family were like when you lived there.

111. Construct fairy houses in your yard.

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112. Make homemade ice cream drumsticks.

113. Send secret messages to your friends using invisible ink.

114. Explore the past.

115. Collect something unusual — like sugar packets!

116. Build a button yo-yo and practice yo-yo tricks.

117. Set up an obstacle course in your yard.

118. Transform yourself into a Starship Enterprise crew member.

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119. Gather some stones and construct an inukshuk.

120. Start a vacation journal to pass around among your friends. Have each friend take the journal along on their vacation to write in and attach pics of what they did. When they get home they can pass it on to the next friend who's going on holiday.

121. Insert encouraging messages into helium-filled balloons and release them. Be sure to include your email address so people can contact you if they find one!

122. Plan your family's escape route in case of fire.

123. Build a bird feeder. Or a bird house.

124. Adopt a pet (you'll need to get the ok from your parents or the other people in your house).

125. Whip up some homemade smoothies. Or slurpees.

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126. Put together some homemade ice cream sandwiches.

127. Start a summer snowball fight.

128. Laugh 400 times today. Keep count.

129. Learn Morse Code.

130. Head to your local dollar store and pick up supplies to make some of these awesome crafts.

131. Build a clubhouse. Modify an old garden shed or playhouse you no longer use, or convert an unused corner of your garage or attic.

132. Become a tattoo artist.

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133. Put together a silly survival kit or make a pocket anti-boredom kit.

134. Try Spam. No, not the internet kind. The real deal. Try out some spamtastic recipes.

135. Read a novel from beginning to end in one sitting (it's ok to take bathroom breaks).

136. Buy property on Mars.

137. Make your own 3D glasses.

138. Organize a neighborhood cleanup. Invite friends and neighbors to help.

139. Assemble a shoebox dollhouse. Or a shoebox "action figure" house (action figures sold separately).

140. Put together a pinhole camera.

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141. Concoct a baking soda volcano.

142. Call your local fire department and ask (nicely!) if they conduct tours. If they do, arrange to take a firehouse tour. Bring the firefighters some cookies to thank them for their time.

143. Learn how to tie a necktie.

144. Decoupage a lunchbox.

145. Spin a drawing.

146. Go on an alphabet walk. Pick a letter of the alphabet and find as many things as you can that begin with that letter. Or, try to find something that begins with each letter of the alphabet.

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147. Take photos of the letters you see. Or, snap pictures of things that look like letters of the alphabet.

148. Dig a hole.

149. Whatever you do, do NOT push the big red button!

150. Print out this list and separate the ideas with scissors. Put them all into a jar and any time you're bored, just pick one!

Funny things to do when your bored

Cut out photos and paste them on Popsicle sticks and have a puppet show.Laugh out loud.Learn how to fake an accent.Make up poems or songs about your boredom.Spin until you're dizzy.Dress in something silly and laugh at yourself.Go through the English dictionary looking up really long words like discombobulated.Learn to peel a banana with your feet.Listen to really hard music and head bang.Play dress-up with all the clothes you have in your closet.Pronounce your friends names, backwards.Rent a movie, 2 hours later go back to the same movie store and rent the sequel, 2 hours after that go back and get the third movie.Run around your house as fast as you can and, count how many times you can go without getting tired.Shave your head.Snap your fingers as if suddenly you have a bright idea and see if you get any.Turn on the T.V., put it on mute and make up dialogue.You and a friend pick your noses and see who has the biggest boogers.Go dumpster diving and see what you can find.Make faces at strangers to make them laugh.Take your TV outside.Walk around a public park, every so often pretend to trip on a 'invisible' wire.Watch kids play - and then join in.Sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.Skip rather than walk.When someone says, "Have a nice day," tell them you have other plans.Put your toddler's clothes on backwards and send him to school as if nothing was wrong.Write checks with Roman numerals.Make up a language and stop someone to ask for directions.Write a short story using alphabet soup.

Weird or odd ways for people to die

Death by Embracing the Reflection of the Moon

Chinese poet Li Po (701-706) is regarded as one of the two greatest poets in China’s literary history. He was well known for his love of liquor and often spouted his greatest poems while drunk.

One night, Li Po fell from his boat and drowned in the Yangtze River while trying to embrace the reflection of the moon in the water.

Death by Beard

Austrian Hans Steininger was famous for having the world’s longest beard (it was 4.5 feet or nearly 1.4 m long) and for dying because of it.

One day in 1567, there was a fire in town and in his haste Hans forgot to roll up his beard. He accidentally stepped on his beard, lost balance, stumbled, broke his neck and died!

Death From Holding a Pee In

Danish nobleman and astronomer Tycho Brahe [wiki] was one interesting fellow. He kept a dwarf as a court jester who sat under the table during dinner. He even had a tame pet moose.

Tycho also lost the tip of his nose in a duel with another Danish nobleman and had to wear a “dummy” nose made from silver and gold, but that’s another story.

It was said that Tycho had to hold his pee during one particularly long banquet in 1601 (getting up in the middle of a dinner was considered really rude) that his bladder, strained to its limits, developed an infection which later killed him!

Later analyses suggested that Tycho died because of mercury poisoning but that’s not nearly as interesting as the original story.

Death by Conductor’s Cane

While conducting the hymnal Te Deum for French King Louis XIV in 1687, Jean-Baptiste Lully was so focused in keeping the rhythm by banging a staff against the floor (this was the method before conductor’s baton came into use), that he struck his toe hard but refused to stop.

The toe developed an abscess, which later turned gangrenous, but Lully refused to have it amputated. The gangrene spread and killed the stubborn musician.

Ironically, the hymn he was conducting was in celebration of the recovery of Louis XIV from an illness.

Death by Dessert

King Adolf Frederick [wiki] of Sweden loved to eat and died from it too!

The “King Who Ate Himself to Death” died in 1771 at the age of 61 from a digestive problem after eating a giant meal consisting of lobster, caviar, saurkraut, cabbage soup, smoked herring, champagne and 14 servings of his favorite dessert: semla [wiki, a bun filled with marzipan and milk.

Death by Jury Demonstration

After the Civil War, controversial Ohio politician Clement Vallandigham [wiki] became a highly successful lawyer who rarely lost a case.

In 1871, he defended Thomas McGehan who was accused of shooting one Tom Myers during a barroom brawl. Vallandigham’s defense was that Myers had accidentally shot himself while drawing his pistol from a kneeling position.

To convince the jury, Vallandigham decided to demonstrate his theory. Unfortunately, he grabbed a loaded gun by mistake and ended up shooting himself!

By dying, Vallandigham succeeded in demonstrating the plausibility of the accidental shooting and got his client acquitted.

Death from Biting One’s Tongue

Allan Pinkerton (1819-1884)[wiki, famous for creating the Pinkerton detective agency and developing investigative techniques such as surveilling a suspect and doing undercover work, died of an infection after biting his tongue when he slipped on a sidewalk!

Death from Stubbing One’s Toe

Famous Tennessee whiskey distiller Jack Daniel [wiki] decided to come in to work early one morning in 1911. He wanted to open his safe but couldn’t remember the combination. In anger, Daniel kicked the safe and injured his toe, which later developed an infection that killed him!

Moral of the story? Don’t go to work earl

Bobby Leach [wiki] wasn’t afraid to court death: in 1911, he was the second person in the world to go over Niagara Falls in a barrel. The daredevil went on to perform many other death-defying stunts, so his death is especially ironic.

One day while walking down a street in New Zealand, Leach slipped on a piece of orange peel. He broke his leg so badly it had to be amputated. Leach died due to complications that developed afterwards.

Death by Overcoat Parachute Failure

In 1911, French tailor Franz Reichelt decided to test his invention, a combination overcoat and parachute, by jumping off the Eiffel Tower. Actually, he told the authorities that he would use a dummy, but at the last minute decided to test it himself. It was no surprise that he fell to his death.

There’s even a YouTube clip of his fatal jump.

Death by 1) Poison, 2) Gunshot Wound (4x), 3) Beating by Clubs, 4) Drowning.

According to legends, Russian mystic Grigori Rasputin (1869-1916) was first poisoned with enough cyanide to kill ten men, but he wasn’t affected.

So his killers shot him in the back with a revolver. Rasputin fell but later revived. So, he was shot again three more times, but Rasputin still lived. He was then clubbed, and for good measure thrown into the icy Neva River.

Rasputin was finally dead for good.

Death by Baseball

Cleveland Indians shortstop Ray Chapman [wiki] was the only man ever killed by a baseball pitch.

At that time, baseball pitchers dirtied up a ball before it was thrown at the batter to make it harder to see. On August 6, 1920 in a game against the New York Yankees, Carl Mays pitched such a ball towards Chapman that fatally hit his skull.

Death by Scarf

“Mother of modern dance” Isadora Duncan [wiki] was killed in 1927 by her trademark scarf she loved to wear:

As the New York Times noted in its obituary of the dancer on 15 September 1927, “The automobile was going at full speed when the scarf of strong silk began winding around the wheel and with terrific force dragged Miss Duncan, around whom it was securely wrapped, bodily over the side of the car, precipitating her with violence against the cobblestone street. She was dragged for several yards before the chauffeur halted, attracted by her cries in the street. Medical aid was summoned, but it was stated that she had been strangled and killed instantly.”

Death by Garbage

Homer and Langley Collyer [wiki] were compulsive hoarders. The two brothers had a fear of throwing anything away and obsessively collected newspapers and other junk in their house. They even set up booby-traps in corridors and doorways to protect against intruders.

In 1947, an anonymous tip called that there was a dead body in the Collyer house, and after much initial difficulty getting in, the police found Homer Collyer dead and Langley no where to be found. About two weeks later, after removing nearly 100 tons of garbage from the house, workers found Langley Collyer’s partialy decomposed (and rat-chewed) body just 10 feet away from where they had found his brother.

Apparently, Langley had been crawling through tunnels of newspapers to bring food to his paralyzed brother when he set off one of his own booby-traps. Homer died several days later from starvation.

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Death at a Talk Show

Jerome Irving Rodale [wiki] was a proponent of healthy eating. He was an early advocate for organic farming and sustainable agriculture, founder of Organic Farming and Gardening magazine and Rodale Press.

After bragging that he would “live to 100, unless I’m run down by a a sugar-crazy taxi driver”, Rodale died of a heart attack while being interviewed on the Dick Cavett Show in 1971. Appearing fast asleep, Dick Cavett joked “Are we boring you, Mr. Rodale?” before discovering that his 72-year-old guest had indeed died. The show was never aired.

Death by Suicide During a Live TV News Broadcast

Christine Chubbuck [wiki] was the first and only TV news reporter to commit suicide during a live television broadcast.

On July 15, 1974, eight minutes into the broadcast, the depressed reporter said “In keeping with Channel 40’s policy of bringing you the latest in blood and guts, and in living color, you are going to see another first: an attempted suicide.” With that, Chubbuck drew up a revolver and shot herself in the head.

Death on the Toilet

There are several examples of death on the toilet, but that of Elvis Presley (1935 – 1977) was the most famous.

The King of Rock ‘n Roll was found lying on the floor of his Graceland mansion’s bathroom after throwing up while being seated on the toilet, taking care of business.

Doctors attributed his death to a heart attack from weight gain and taking too many prescription drugs.

Death by Robot

Robert Williams [wiki] was the first man ever killed by a robot. On January 25, 1979, Williams climbed into a storage rack at the Ford Motor’s Flat Rock casting plant to retrieve a part because the parts-retrieval robot malfunctioned. Suddenly, the robot reactivated and slammed its arm into Williams’ head, killing him instantly.

The second death by robot happened just a couple of years afterwards in 1981. Kenji Urada [wiki, a 37-year-old Japanese maintenance engineer was working on a broken robot at a Kawasaki plant when he failed to turn it off. The robot’s mechanical arm accidentally pushed him into a grinding machine.

Death by Decapitation by Helicopter Rotor Blades

Actor Vic Morrow [wiki] died on the set of Twilight Zone: The Movie when a helicopter spun out of control due to special effect explosions, crashed, and decapitated him with its rotor blades.

Two other child actors also died at the event, which triggered a massive reform in US child labor laws and safety regulations on movie sets.

Death by Cactus

In 1982, 27-year-old David Grundman and a roommate decided to do a little “cactus plugging,” by shooting the desert plant with a shotgun.

The first one, a small cactus, went off without a hitch and Grundman was encouraged to try a larger prey: a 26-foot-tall Saguaro cactus, probably a 100-year-old plant. Unfortunately, Grundman blasted off a large chuck of the cactus that fell on him and crushed him to death!

To date, this was probably the only known instance of revenge killing by a plant.

Death by Bottle Cap

American playwright Tennessee Williams [wiki] died in 1983 after he choked on a bottle cap in his hotel room. Yes, he had been drinking.

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Death by Drowning at a Lifeguards’ Party.

In 1985, to celebrate their first drowning-free season ever, the lifeguards of the New Orleans recreation department decided to throw themselves a party.

When the party ended, a 31-year-old guest named Jerome Moody was found dead on the bottom of the recreation department’s pool.

We suppose when it’s your time to go, then it’s your time to go: there were four lifeguards on duty and more than half of the 200 party-goers were themselves lifeguards!

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Death on Stage, While Telling a Joke

Dick Shawn (1924-1987) was a comedian who had a heart attack and died during a joke that seemed strangely appropriate:

He was making fun of politicians by saying campaign cliches ending with “I will not lay down on the job!” Shawn then laid down on the floor face down. At first, the audience thought that it was all part of the show, until some time later a theater employee checked him for a pulse and began administering CPR.

The paramedics then arrived, and the audience were told to go home – Dick Shawn was dead.

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Death by Belly Slam.

British pro wrestler Mal “King Kong” Kirk died underneath the big belly of Shirley “Big Daddy” Crabtree.

In August 1987, during the final moments of the match, Crabtree delivered his signature “Belly-Splash” move (basically jumping up and down, slamming his belly onto a guy) on Kirk, who then had a heart attack and died.

Crabtree was cleared after it was revealed that Kirk had a serious heart condition prior to the match. However, Crabtree blamed himself for Kirk’s death and retired from pro wrestling.

Before the match, Kirk had told his friends: “If I have to go, I hope it is in the ring.”

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Death by Giant Umbrellas

In 1991, artists Christo and Jeanne-Claude put up an environmental installation art of thousands of giant yellow and blue umbrellas in California and Japan.

The giant umbrellas, which measured about 20 foot (6 m) in height, 28 foot (8.7 m) in diameter and weighed about 500 lb, became a huge tourist attraction.

Less than two months after the installation opened, Lori Rae Keevil-Mathews, a 33-year-old woman drove out to see the umbrellas in California. A wind gust uprooted one of the umbrellas and blew it straight at her, crushing her against a boulder and killing her.

Christo immediately ordered all of the umbrellas taken down. The umbrellas, however, took another life – this time in Japan. Crane operator Masaaki Nakamura was electrocuted when the machine’s arm touched a 65,000-volt high-tension line when removing the umbrellas.

Death by Re-creation

In 1991, a 57-year-old Thai woman Yooket Paen was walking in her farm when she accidentally slipped on a cow dung, grabbed a naked live wire and got electrocuted to death.

Soon after Paen’s funeral, her 52-year-old-sister Yooket Pan was showing her neighbors how the accident happened when she herself slipped, grabbed the same live wire and also got electrocuted to death!

Death by Sheep

In 1999, Betty Stobbs, 67, of Durham, England, took a bale of hay to feed her flock of sheep on the back of her motorcycle.

Apparently, the sheep were very hungry. About forty of them rushed the hay and knocked her off a cliff into a 100-feet deep quarry. Stobbs survived the fall only to be killed when the motorcycle, which was also knocked off the cliff, tumbled down after her.

Death by Necklace Bomb

On the afternoon of August 28, 2003, pizza deliveryman Brian Wells [wiki] tried to rob a bank with a home-made shotgun disguised as a cane.

When he was caught by the police, Wells revealed that he had been forced by some people he delivered pizza to earlier to rob the bank. A necklace with an explosive device was attached to his neck.

The necklace bomb blew up before the bomb squad could deactivate it (indeed, there was controversy whether the police took his story seriously and delayed calling the bomb squad). Until today, it’s unclear whether Wells was a victim, a co-conspirator or the lone perpetrator of the robbery and subsequent death.

Update 3/12/07: Case solved, said the authorities, with indictments expected soon: Link

Death by Stingray

In 2006, Australian wildlife expert and TV personality Steve “The Crocodile Hunter” Irwin [wiki] died when he was stabbed in the heart by a stingray spine while filming a documentary Ocean’s Deadliest.

Death by Bookcase

Mariesa Weber was reported missing by her family for nearly two weeks before they found her in her bedroom, wedged behind a bookcase.

“I’m sleeping in the same house as her for 11 days, looking for her,” her mother, Connie Weber, told the St. Petersburg Times. “And she’s right in the bedroom.”

Both Weber and her sister had previously adjusted the television plug by standing on a bureau next to the shelf and leaning over the top. Her family believes Weber, who was 5-foot-3 and barely 100 pounds, may have fallen headfirst into the space.

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If you think that being unique is better than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumb war with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). If you're crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random, copy and paste this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten into a high sugar rush and ran into some poles at school in front of everyone, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own two feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ran up a down escalator, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever fell up a set of stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed a door that said PULL or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself or someone else, copy and paste this into your profile.

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won’t say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing just to help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever stared at someone for a really long time for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever crashed into a telephone pole and then claimed that the pole was out to get you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune, copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you want to annoy people just for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you didn't know that when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them, copy and paste this into your profile.

30 of 100 kids go to college. The other 70 either drop out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are on of the 30 that KNOW that you're going to college, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Gaara's-pandachan101, Evilfangirl, Feareth the Kitty,Monko25, leafninja345435, animemaniac-101, Anime_Kunoichi, inmyopinion, phoenixonfire37, Awsomly Odd

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

95 percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, BlackShadowDemon, inmyopinion, phoenixonfire37, Awsomly Odd

Apparently 98 percent of kids have tried weed. If you are the only other person in the world who thinks cinnamon sticks are better, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx, Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc., Journalist793, XxxBeLLxXxGiRlxxX76, PercabethRULZ-2014,Mr.Chase, warriorcatshadowscar, Awsomly Odd

Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you would be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF!

Weird is under-rated. Copy and paste this in your profile, if you agree and add your name to the list: Celiana, SuperSidney, Wisegirl101, Seweedbrainrocks314, Shorty and KG Inc., Journalist793, Quicksilver11567, XxxBeLLxXxGiRlxxX76, PercabethRULZ-2014, Mr.Chase, warriorcatshadowscar

If you think that Percabeth is the best pairing EVER! paste this to your profile.

If you think that the PJO series is the best series ever paste this to your profile.

If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6 (hoo yeah), GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc, SeaweedBrain013, CloudyAlore, XxxBeLLxXxGiRlxxX76, PercabethRULZ-2014,Mr.Chase, warriorcatshadowscar, Awsomly Odd

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. Me and coffee not fun...:D

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!!

If u have a sister or brother who is a morning person, and u sometimes want to strangle them for waking u up at 6 AM on a SATURDAY because they turned on the TV in another room or something, copy this into ur profile.

Copy and paste this into your profile if you and your BFFs watch movies just to laugh at them and make fun of them.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer!

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like chocloate as much as I do copy this in your profile

If you are a total clutz copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped when there was a "watch your step" sign copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever gotten fifteen minutes into a horror movie and then insisted that it be turned off, copy this into your profile. I have

if your different in a good way put this in your profile.

If you like filling your profile with 'copy and paste this into your profile' things, then COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!!

there are 3 kinds of people in this world. those who can do math and those who can't, 2 out of 3 people understand fractions , But 3 out of 2 dont.

dont worry about the people in your past, theres a reason they didnt make it to your future.

some people are like slinkies...they're really good for nothing...but the still bring a smile to your face you push them down a flight of stairs.

a friend will comfort you when your rejected, but a best friend will go up to him and say, "Its because your gay isnt it?"

if you believe these or think they are true, copy them onto your profile

Sirius Black

...escaped askanban

...evaded death eaters

...foiled the ministry

killed by drapery RIP

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well, yes or no?

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives.

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

It's funny how most activists are pacifists.

Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family, so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother, Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin.

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

How in the world do all the mad scientists finish their experiments in the middle of a thunderstorm?

It's you an me versus the world . . . we attack at dawn.

Yo-yos were invented as a weapon.

If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, on to a little see-saw, or jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that!

The other day, I was walking out of a completely empty room, said, "See ya!" and waved. How stupid is that?

My friends say that I amazingly manage to sneak up on them. I'm proud of that, because it means I'm that much closer to being a ninja!

The voices assure me that I'm normal.

It's such a beautiful day. I think I'll skip my medications.

Save the Earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

talk to myself because my answers are the only ones I accept!

- Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap... you decide.

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.
- Your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
- There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

- Music is like candy: You throw away the (w)rappers.

My mind works like lightning... one brilliant flash and it's gone.
- Do not take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.

- If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

- Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
- Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.

- I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly.
-If your heart was really broken you'd be dead, so shut up. Don't hit kids. No, seriously, they have guns now.

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.

Silence is golden but duck tape is silver.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

I’d like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

I found a great way to attract money... work!

Death is a once in a lifetime experience.

Man has his will, but woman has her way.

There are three kinds of people in the world: those that can count, and those that can't.

Please refrain from excessively licking the ceiling.

The world is full of crazy people. They made me their leader.

This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob.

You're just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still love us.

Don't mess with me, I've got a stick.

Boys are like Slinky's . . . useless, but fun to watch fall down stairs.

Slinky escalator = endless fun

I did what they say and chose the road less traveled . . . now where the heck am I?

Education is important, school, however, is another matter.

People tell me I'm weird and I say "You just figured that out?"

Best friends are the people that know all about you and still put up with you.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call a "floor"- a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck, friends, for I may not return alive.

People fear the strange and unusual. I am the strange and unusual. FEAR ME!

Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey!

You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me.

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

Who is this "life" person and where does he get all these lemons?

I'm smiling. That alone should scare you.

I stopped fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now.

My glass isn't half empty. It isn't half full. It's just a glass with water in it.

I run with scissors. It makes me feel dangerous.

I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's actually a meteor hurtling toward Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.

There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Remember that you are unique. Just like everybody else.

They have sent us to this dungeon more commonly known as school.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it's weird.

Burning someone at the stake is considered rude in some parts of America.

Notice: Need help moving bodies . . . I mean, stuff! Please contact the local jail.

If the world gives you lemons, you can make lemonade... or you can make a biologically engineered virulent air-born pathogenic virus that will wipe out the entire population of the planet, which would be a whole lot cooler.

Don't worry about the people in your past, there's a reason they didn't make it to your future.

The rules only apply if you get caught.

I have ranted to an empty room, and then ended with a "Thanks for listening," because if no one heard, it's okay, but if somebody did, then I have officially freaked out some secret agent corporation.

Don’t look at me with that tone of voice.

"My life is one big 'you had to be there' moment."

"Is anyone else having trouble getting to Narnia?"

"Duct Tape is like the Force. It has a dark side and a light side and it holds the universe together!"

"Give me my fanfiction and nobody gets hurt"

"Why is it that when Alice and Jasper leave, no one cares that Jasper's gone?"

"I think you could go as yourself and it'd be weird enough." -my mother when I asked her if I could act really weird when we went to her family reunion. They're not exactly the most unique people in the world.

Me: Oh! I've decided what I'm going to do. I'll have him be filling in for the Lord High Magistrate. He's in training to be the next Lord Provost
My mom: Ok. That's good.
Me: You don't even know what I'm talking about.
My mom: I know. Then I may have to think or something. - a conversation between me and my mother where I was talking about Evan in What Shouldn't Be

My friend, when asked by his six-year-old cousing what Viagra was: It's something for men who are depressed to make them happy again

"TECH: without us you'd be singing really loudly, naked, on a blank stage in the dark."

I, allreader, do solemly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, its length, or anything else. I have joined the review revolution. -Copy and paste this into your profile to join the review revolution!-

The Review Revolution...

Even if the fic has 10,002,464 reviews already...

Even if the fic is older than time itself...

Even if it was abandoned a loooooooooooooooooooooong time ago...

Even if the author turned out to be a total psychopath...

Even if the OC is a Sue and the spelling would make a dictionary cry...

I will review every fic I read. What goes around comes around, and more people will review my own fics. I have joined Review Revolution. (got this long versiong from Peace-Love-And-Monkeys7112's profile. I like it better than the short version)

I will always reply to a review, because I appreciate it so much. It truly encourages me to write more quicker. I appreciate Story Alert subscriptions but I love reviews. And if it's an anonymous review I'll probably reply quickly at the bottom of the next chapter just so you know I appreciate it!

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile
65 percent of teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then reading ,if you are part of the 35 percent who read more than watch TV and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have written a fanfic, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever fallen off a chair backwards copy and paste this to your profile
CHEESE! If you are random and proud of it, copy this into your profile
If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.
If you're easily confused or confuzzled add this to you're profile.
If you have an annoying younger --or older-- sibling, please copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Copy and paste this into your profile if you are worthy of calling yourself weird!

Funny Random Facts

Rubber bands last longer when they are refrigeratedThere are 158 verses in the national anthem of Greece and no one's ever memorized themThere are more chickens than people in the world'Screeched' is the longest mono-syllabic word in EnglishAll 50 states are listed on back of the $5 dollar bill on top of the Lincoln MemorialPeanuts are used in making dynamitesThe ostrich's eye is bigger than its brainA dragonfly has a lifespan of 24 hoursA goldfish has a memory of 5 secondsYou cannot sneeze with your eyes open

Funny Random Thoughts

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is actually prohibited there?Why doesn't 'onomatopoeia' sound like what it is?You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you've made up your mind that you just aren't doing anything productive for the rest of the dayI wish I could say I am not going to write anymoreWhy are they called 'stands' when they're made for sitting?The letters T and G are very close to each other on a keyboard. This recently became all too apparent to me and consequently I will never be ending a work email with the phrase 'Regards' againDo you remember when you were a kid, playing Nintendo and it wouldn't work? You take the cartridge out, blow in it and that would magically fix the problem. Every kid did that, but how did we all know how to fix the problem? There were no internet or message boards or FAQ's. We just figured it out - moral of the story isf today's kids are softWas learning cursive really necessary?How many times am I allowed to ask 'what', before I say 'sorry I didn't get you', when I don't want to in the first place?Is it okay to believe in soap operas?LOL has gone from meaning, "laugh out loud" to "I have nothing else to say"

Funny Things To Say To Friends

I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you dieIf you want to receive updates about my upcoming events, then please give me money so I can buy a phone and a computerWhenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart", all I hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart"I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent an idiot from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers!

98 percent of the Teenage population drinks or has been around alchohol.
Copy this into your profile if you like bagels

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" copy this into your profile.

2.Has anybody survived 500ml of this stuff before?
3.if this is his spleen, then what's that?
4.come back here with that, bad dog!
5.DAMN! page 47 of the manual is missing!
6.wait a minute, my manual doesn't say that.
7.What edition is your manual?
8.Steril, schmerial.
9.the floors clean,right?
10.nurse, could you stop that thing from beating? it's throwing my concentraion off.
11.let's hurry this up, i don't want to miss Baywatch.

Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile

I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster.

To catch me you got to be fast, to find me you got to be smart, but to be me? Damn you must be kidding...

STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand

If you get inspired to write at random moments through the day put this on your profile.

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them

like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random!

Don’t knock on death’s door…ring the doorbell and run. He hates that.

Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

I'm the kind of girl who gets straight As in every subject, but still can't operate a fan by use of a simple knob.

I'm the kind of girl who laughs at... nothing.

I'm the kind of girl who gets on the bad side of a teacher by correcting their grammar.

I'm the kind of girl who looks at Twilight and laughs at the cheesiness.

I'm the kind of girl who has a picture of Joe Jonas pasted to my dart board. DIE YOU STUPID JONAS BROTHER!

I'm the kind of girl who walks into the Mental Hospital and greets the receptionist bye name.

I'm the kind of girl who is willing to drop-kick Twilight books out of my apartment window.

I'm the kind of girl who can hold a conversation with you for fifteen minutes and then ask, "What was your name again?"

I'm the kind of girl who reads rather than watching television.

I'm the kind of girl who is considered weird.

I'm the kind of girl who would've let Stupid Edward commit suicide.

I'm the kind of girl who thinks that Stephenie Meyer and all of her little vampires should be charged with first degree murder for the death of good literature.

I'm the kind of girl who doesn't care what you think.

I'm the kind of girl who doesn't care if you care what I think because I don't care what you think, so you needn't care what I think and I don't care.

I'm the kind of girl who plots against fictional characters.

I'm the kind of girl who would scream "Boo!" at a football game and then ask what the bad call was.

I'm the kind of girl who thinks that as you read this, you will laugh and nod and repost.

I'm the kind of girl who believes in equal rights, and doesn't care if I sound cheesy.

I'm the kind of girl who finds what's lost where I already looked.

I do not suffer from insanity! I enjoy every minute of it!

-I haven't lost my mind! I sold it on eBay.

-I have plenty of common sense! I just chose to ignore it.


-if olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

-Love your enemies. And that's only one way to annoy them!

-tell the truth and RUN FOR IT

-If everything is going well in my mind then you have overlooked something

-you cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder

-education is important, but school is another matter

-I was normal once. But then I watched Doctor Who

-The one who smiles when all goes wrong has thought of someone to blame

-I got you a present. It's a CD. I hope you don't have it already coz I don't have the receipt. i didn't exactly buy it.

-When in doubt, make up words

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

-Silence is golden, duct tape is silver

-One day we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

-You know, 1/7 people have fallen of there nut. Look at 6 of your friends, and if they're all good, IT"S YOU!

-Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk. They spend the second part telling us to sit down and shut-up

-Flying is simple! Just throw your self towards the earth, then miss the ground.

-Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out

-Boys are like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

-I'm a news reporter. "What's that" i hear you ask. Well, what I do is firstly say "Good afternoon" then i tell you why my previous greeting was not true.

-When somebody annoys you, it takes up 42 muscles to frown, but only 4 to reach out and punch the hell outa them. You can do so 10 times and still have 2 muscles to waste! BARGAINBARGAINBARGAIN

-Be insane. Well behaved girls are no fun to read about

--If you can't BEAT them, JOIN them

If you can't JOIN them, BRIBE them

If you can't BRIBE them, BLACKMAIL them

If you can't BLACKMAIL them, KILL them

If you can't KILL them, your SCREWED

--I had a friend once. Then his rope broke and he ran for it

-I took the less traveled road... NOW WHERE THE HECK AM I?

-DO NOT HIT KIDS!! No, seriously. They have guns now.

-before embarking on revenge, dig 2 graves. That way if someone gets in the way, you can dispose of each body quickly

RANDOMOSITY: The art of being random.

Things that changes color:




Animal coats


Michael Jackson

((this one makes me sad))
My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

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2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

7 Reasons Not to Mess with Children (small children)

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The te acher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to "honour" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."
"Yes," the class said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted,
"Cause your feet ain't empty."

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE . God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

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All You Need Is Love by jennyfromtheblock21 reviews
"They could have ages...months...years, maybe." The 19 unwritten years in the life of Harry Potter, and then some. Follows the book ending.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 80,352 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 7/26 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W.
CHERUB::::::AFTERWARDS by sophie9308 reviews
James and Lauren Adams - two highly sucessful CHERUB agents. But what happens when they're all grown up? Would their kids ever become CHERUB agents? And why have Lauren's children never met their uncle? YOU REVIEW, I'LL UPDATE. happy reading! :D
Cherub - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 27,026 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 12/13/2008
JUNK by K.T.Roxley reviews
Hannah Finlayson Struggles to cope after she watched James take a bullet on her mission, but she has to pull together when her brothers gf goes missing. Will the CHERUBs get to Molly in time or will she be the fifth agent to be Killed? PLEASE R&R : xx
Cherub - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,375 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 9/11/2010
New Kid by leafsfan101 reviews
james is the new kid at CHERUB this is about his life there Suck at summaries just read it
Cherub - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,113 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 11/29/2010
Job Listings by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
I basically got bored one day and had a random thought: If the Flock applied for jobs, what would be a bad choice? I have random thoughts like that. So, this is what I came up with...Oh, and it's narrated by me and Fang! Fang: Not that I want to be here..
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 14,794 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Complete
Collin Holmes: Dread by YellowOspreyJaguar reviews
My Name is Collin Holmes, AKA Collin Reeves and I am tired of my father abusing me and my baby brother, well my half-brother. And my stand starts today! Continued from where CHERUB: The Beginning left Collin behind
Cherub - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,075 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 12/26/2010
Ways to Annnoy the Flock & Co by black-venom-heart reviews
Ways to Annoy the Flock and their friends/enemies/allies/whatever! Right as it says in the title! How to annoy Max and her flock. Ranging from a slight pun to downright hilirious!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,399 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 4/10/2008
Lessons by Illiana95 reviews
Oneshot: short. Alanna refuses to let her daughter face the same hardship she did.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Alanna, Aly
I Hate Girls! by ZukiYuki reviews
James and Kerry have a fight -again- so James declares his hate for girls. When he's angry he's unpredictable, so is it a good idea for Kyle to go and comfort him?
Cherub - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Complete
Have You Ever Swum with the Nargles by nyladnam04 reviews the Pale Moonlight? Nothing goes right for Harry when he plans to finally tell Ginny he still cares for her on her 17th birthday. Luckily, Luna has some advice to get rid of the Nargles distracting him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,577 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
James' Choice by BlackChrys reviews
James' CHERUB career is in the rear veiw mirror now, but he has a dramatic choice to make, one that may lead him back to old friends... And older enemies...
Cherub - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 9/8/2010
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Uglies, How It Should End reviews
Don't get me wrong, I love these books, but I also love to blow up the world. This is 4 ways to end the first book , well the series for good.
Uglies - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Tally Y., Dr. Cable - Complete
College reviews
Kerry comes to the same college James is at. What happens next? I don't know, read the story and find out; R&R please with a cherry on top
Cherub - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/15/2011
76th Hunger Games reviews
The game right after the rebellion of District 13. I still need boys for district 7,8,10 and 13. Please R&R ***OPEN***
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,556 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 4/8/2011
Male Chauvinist Pigs reviews
When James makes a move on Gabrielle well... Placed after Michael dumps Gabrielle One Shot
Cherub - Rated: K - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Complete
Cherub, Adrianna reviews
Hi just deleted this story. About a girl Adrianna trying to break up a thefts ring. This story is a present for my 12 year old sister plz tell me what you think. r&r
Cherub - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,445 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/26/2011
Alanna and Company with the dirty fluff reviews
10 top characters. Whole bunch random 'fluff' ques. Results. Awkward. R&R
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Complete
George Cooper reviews
This is about the life of George Cooper. How he became the rogue. Please review if you want me continue.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 3/5/2011 - George
James Potter reviews
This is a story about the school life of James Potter. We all know so much about Harry, what about James?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 3/5/2011 - James P., Sirius B.
Cherub, missions, deaths and friendships reviews
This is about a girl, Kathleen Nomes who becomes a cherub and goes on missions, yeah I can't summarize so just please read it and review, even one chapter.
Cherub - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 6,641 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 12/20/2010
If Arwen and Legolas reviews
A collection of oneshot about Legolas and Arwen if lovers short and emotional.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Arwen U., Legolas - Complete
Cherub, How I Hope It Doesn't End reviews
Hey Hey people sad story about James getting maimed but someone has to write it yah: Read it though the Help Earth goes down to really funny Hahahaha
Cherub - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Complete
Hunger Games, How It SHOULD End reviews
Katniss is left to find how to die a funny death, as well as Snow, well everyone has to die BTW I think Katniss should have stayed with Gale !
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Katniss E., Gale H. - Complete
Rnager's Apprentice, How It SHOULD End reviews
Will can die but somewhat in die. So can Morgarath all by himself except for his evil minions
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Morgarath, Will - Complete
Percy Jackson, How It SHOULD End reviews
If they where ti die, well here's some of the weirder deaths
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Annabeth C., Luke C. - Complete
Twilight, How It SHOULD End reviews
Bella, Edward and the Cullens have a death wish.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Eleazar, Bella
Wariorcats, How It SHOULD Die reviews
If Firestar died these are some funny ways or tragic
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Firestar, Scourge - Complete
Harry Potter, How It SHOULD End reviews
Harry Potter dies!Boohoohooo
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Eragon, How It SHOULD End reviews
This is not a happy ending, I don't like happy endings and this is my way of thinking. Sometimes the bad guys need to win, or maybe mother nature.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/22/2010 - King Galbatorix
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