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Author has written 18 stories for Inheritance Cycle, Harry Potter, Warriors, Twilight, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Ranger's Apprentice, Hunger Games, Cherub, Lord of the Rings, Song of the Lioness, and Uglies.
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Okay the first the I want to get clear is that LOTR rocks. As do the movies not just the books. The awesomest character is
1.Legolas he rocks and is awesome and I can't help but liking him alot. Me and my friend Rajn always fight over him
2. The moth is pretty awesome. But a smidgen less awesome then legolas
3. Merry is the next best character he is so much hotter then Pipin
4.Last but not least Frodo and company are less awesome then all above
Sauron whats to take over Middle Earth because someone stole his eyedrops
Galadriel is actually Lady Gaga in desguise
Elrond wants to be a girl
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I love to read fantasy history books
I love Tamora Peirce
I play the piano and keyboard
I love random words/things
I like purple pickles and purple cows
I love sugar (when i have it my friends aren't happy)
I rather read then watch TV
I play lots of sports
I don't like reading about sports
I like to get invovled with books
Not reading takes all of my will power
I get good grades in school
I get told that I'm smart cause i read (all I read is fantasy)
I have a sister, a cat and my books
I buy books so i never have to return them
I wish authors would never stop writing
If you like these things or agree with them paste on your profile:
Harry Potter rocks
Magaret Haddix rocks
Magic is the best
Twilight is strange
The Lion King is a replica of Hamlet for little kids
All books are better then their movies
Percy Jackson is amazing
Luke in Percy Jackson is a fraud
The Hunger games should be banned for anyone under 10
Eragon is a great book the movie sucks
I want a book to end happily never after(the world should blow up)
Bananas should be purple
Battle of the books rock
Little siblings are annoying
I am afraid of cows but not bulls
My friend is afraid of alpacas but not lamas
The Lion King is a kid version of Hamlet
Forbidden couples that should be together
Jake & Bella
Leafpool and Crowfeather
Sasha and Tigerstar
send me more to add
History is made by stupid people
Arrogant worms is awesome the song from above
Don't diss your enemies only your friends they will forgive you
Evil people aren't really evil they just like their bad side
Do you know...
The First book was made in 3500B.C. on baked clay tablets
Books out of paper (pulp and linen rags) where first introduced in the 10th century
Word book comes from the Roman word Liber (french like Livre) the the dutch used birch to right and made it called book
A famous book was sold for almost 4.5million dollars
The biggest book is called Ku Tho Daw Phayar it's a book on buddism
The library on congress is the biggest library in the world. It contains over 28 million books and has over 532 miles of shelving room.
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix hasa first run print of over 8.5 million copies. * times the normal best seller books.
Jose Carlos Ryoki in Australia had 1 058 novels published. Thats amazing!!!!
Cooks books are awesome they should get some stories!!!
Here are some of my favorite book quotes
A good book on your shelf is a friend that turns its back on you and remains a friend. Author Unknown
The worth of a book is to be measured by what you can carry away from it. James Bryce
Anyone who says they have only one life to live must not know how to read a book. Author Unknown
A good book should leave you... slightly exhausted at the end. You live several lives while reading it. William Styron,
f there's a book you really want to read but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
A good book has no ending. R.D. Cumming
I find television to be very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go in the other room and read a book. Groucho Marx
Read Looneyspoons it's very healthy for your mind and body
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Say two people walk on the bridge one jumps off how ,many people are on the bridge?
None because the other guy already walked off. HAHAHAHAHa
Pick two of these characters
Ok now who did you pick?
If you Picked:
Eragon: You want to have power and be well respected in the community
Harry Potter: You like the idea of helping people and want to ge6 the most out of life
Percy Jackson: Hey you want to be different unique
Maximum Ride: You want to have a less un-settling life and just slow down your hectic pace
Firestar: You want to be brave and you think you may be a high proirity to take care of other siblings
Saphira: You feel like you belong more to the air then the ground
Ron Weasly: You want to be mellow and you just don't know how to suceed you also want to live where you can have everything, though you might not have the money.
Fang: You are very confused and your not sure what you want to do or how you feel or ANYTHING AT ALL
Sandstorm: You want to be brave, confident and you also want to have some Romance in your life
My favorits last words
Mary Antoinette- Monsieur, I beg your pardon,(after stepping on her executioners foot
Author -Dying is a very dull affair
Jimmy the murderer- I'd rather be fishing
My Favorite Court Room Dialogue
Q: Do you remember the shoes you where wearing
A:You mean the shoes I was wearing
A:The same shoes I'm wearing
Q: What do you call those shoes? Are they flats.. or how would you describe them?
A:I'd describe them as these shoes
Real live funny laws
In India women-but not men- can marry goats
You can keep cows in a shed in the Northern territories, you can keep chickens in a shed but it's illegal to keep cows and chickens in the same shed.
Cigarettes are legal in Nicaragua, cigarette lighters aren't.
In Vancouver, BC the speed limit for tricycles is 10 miles per hour.
In China boxing is illegal (too brutal), capital punishment isn't.
Funny Newspaper caption
Cows hurts farmer with axe
Panda mating fails, veterinarian takes over
Helicopter powered by human flies
Cockroach slain, Husband badly hurt
Dead Guitarist now slimmer and trimmer
Include your children when baking cookies
Eyes drops of shelf
Red Tape holds up new bridge
This is a little story about 4 people called Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody.
There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it.
Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did.
Somebody got angry because it was Everybody's job.
Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realised that Everybody wouldn't do it.
It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done.
When life gives you lemons, keep them cause hey, free lemons.
When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.
When life gives you lemons make apple juice and then laugh when people try to figure out what the heck you did.
When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate.
When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!
When Life gives you lemons, through them back, because I mean really? Who likes lemons?(ME!!!)
When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.
When life gives you lemons, steal your brother’s apples
When life gives you lemons, throw them at your brother’s friends and hope it hits them in the eye.
When life gives you lemons, throw them back and yell ‘I HATE LEMONS YOU MORON!’(NOT)
When life gives you lemons, say hey, I like lemons, got anything else for me?
When life gives you lemons make orange juice and sit back and let other people wonder how you did it.
When life throws you lemons... throw something harder back!
Life isn't weird: it's just the people in it.”
“School's a weird thing. I'm not sure it works.”
I really do live for the future, because when I'm eating a box of candy, I can't wait to taste the last piece.
"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot."
"When there's a will, I want to be in it!"
3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't."
"Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?"
"Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?"
"One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people."
I'm ones in bold are me.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
Stereotypes make no sense.
Stereotypes aren't cool.
Stereotypes are WRONG.
This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! (The things in bold are the idiotic events that I have done.)
1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
THE BOY/GIRL QUIZ
YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.(who doesn't?)
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.
Apparently I’m a boy. I must have this whole biology thing really mixed up. My sex ed teacher has some serious explaining to do.Plus half of these things don't make sense I see boyz wearing pink and purple all the time!
100 things to do when your bored in class. What have you done ?!?!
Devise a secret code with your friends then hand in the homework in that code
Continually ask questions so that the professorcan’t give homework
Answer the teacher’s questions in slow motion
Answer questions only with one word
Scream random words without anybody noticing it’s you
Continuously yawn until everyone is yawning
Ask your professor personal questions
Every time the professor finishes talking clap
Talk very fast
Call the professor “Mom” or “Dad”
Count your hair
Talk with an accentAnswer questions in a different language
Pretend to be scared of everything
Draw cartoon characters of your classmates or of the professors
Quote Family Guy
Write out plan on how to conquer the world
Pretend to Choke
Pretend to be drunk
Tap your feet on the ground loudly
Raise your hand for every question your teacherasks you but answer “oh i forgot”
Pretend to slip
Wink at the teacher
Wink at random people
Smack your thigh and smile at the people who look at you
Smile the whole lesson
When the teacher enters the room give a low bow
Pretend to sleep and snore loudly
Drop your pen and say “accio”
Ask your teacher where the potions room is
Ask the teacher where he/she is
Fake Fart Sounds
Ask the teacher for his/her phone number
Spill you pencil case/box on the floor
Pretend to be sick
Pretend to have photographic memory
Tell people “I’m Pregnant”Ask out the teacher
Repeat movie lines
Pretend you are Harry Potter and your scar hurts
Sing your favorite song
Twitter the whole lesson
Pretend to be Indian
Write a love note to the teacher
Talk to yourself
Snort Eraser dust
When the teacher enters the room Scream “next”
When the Teacher enters the room ask for a refund
On your assignments write very small or extremely big
Act like a nerd
Pull a “Michael Jackson”
Put some red ink on a ruler, then slash your wrists with it so people think you cut yourself
Talk in slang
Get into a fight with yoursel
fPretend you are a gangster
Pretend you are high
Bring a bag of flour to school and on your desk make lines of flour and attempt to snort them
Once the teacher enters the room get the whole class to sing the national anthem
Stare at one object in the classroom for one lesson
Rate the teacher
Pretend you are “Susan Boyle” and sing “I Dream a Dream
Touch a Plug and pretend to get electrocuted
Make odd animal noises
Act like an undercover spy
Write down everything the teacher says while repeating what they say
Laugh Stupidly for no reason
Act as if you were blindSit on the floor and beg for money
Think of the best excuses for being late/ not handing in your homework
Lick your stationary seductively while staring at a person
Begin Cussing at your self
Talk in gangster rap
Challenge your teacher to a rap battle
Pretend to chew gum
Point out the window and say “LOOK EVERYBODY SPIDER MAN” once every one looks say “oh too late he’s gone now”
Write a love note and leave it on the chair when you change period
Play an air guitar
Throw paper airplanes
Say random facts about people
Go up to someone you have never talked to before then tell them “i have this problem for years now i can’t take it anymore”
Narrate your life
Whistle at random things
Count random things
Pass notes to people you have no interestin
Ask personal details about people you would never have talked to
Play your favorite song in your head
Think of what the teacher’s life was like
Rhyme the last words of everybody’s sentences
Play paper football
Search in your bag/binder for things you don’t have
Attempt to Find Nemo
Take some take and give yourself a waxing
Find a better thing to do than find 100 things to do when bored
Best Friend v.s.Friend Quotes
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college.
Many ways to say Platypus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vogelbekdier- Afiikans/ Dutch
ördəkburun – Azerbajini
ornitorinc – Catalan
kljunar – Croatian
ptakopysk – Czech
nokkloom – Estonian
ornitorrinco – Gallician / Italian / spanish
ornitorenk – Haitian
kacsacsőrű emlős – Hungarian
breiðnefur – Icelandic
pīļknābis – Latvian
ančiasnapis – Lithulian
pala – Matese
nebbdyr – Norwegian
dziobak – Polish
vtákopysk – Slovak
näbbdjur – Swedish
ornitorenk – Turkish
giống cáo mỏ vịt – Vietnamese
"Do not use if you cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet." -- In the information booklet.
"Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish." -- On a bottle of shampoo for dogs.
"For external use only!" -- On a curling iron.
"Warning: This product can burn eyes." -- On a curling iron.
"Do not use in shower." -- On a hair dryer.
"Do not use while sleeping." -- On a hair dryer.
"Do not use while sleeping or unconscious." -- On a hand-held massaging device.
"Do not place this product into any electronic equipment." -- On the case of a chocolate CD in a gift basket.
"Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking." -- On a toilet at a public sports facility in Ann Arbor, Michigan.
"Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover." -- On a pair of shin guards made for bicyclists.
This product not intended for use as a dental drill." -- On an electric rotary tool.
"Caution: Do not spray in eyes." -- On a container of underarm deodorant.
"Do not drive with sunshield in place." -- On a cardboard sunshield that keeps the sun off the dashboard.
"Caution: This is not a safety protective device." -- On a plastic toy helmet used as a container for popcorn.
"Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks." -- On an "Aim-n-Flame" fireplace lighter.
"Battery may explore or leak." -- On a battery. See a scanned image.
"Do not eat toner." -- On a toner cartridge for a laser printer.
"Not intended for highway use." -- On a 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow.
"This product is not to be used in bathrooms." -- On a Holmes bathroom heater.
"May irritate eyes." -- On a can of self-defense pepper spray.
"Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth." -- On a novelty rock garden set called "Popcorn Rock."
"Caution! Contents hot!" -- On a Domino's Pizza box.
"Caution: Hot beverages are hot!" -- On a coffee cup.
"Caution: Shoots rubber bands." -- On a product called "Rubber Band Shooter."
"Warning: May contain small parts." -- On a frisbee.
"Do not use orally." -- On a toilet bowl cleaning brush.
"Please keep out of children." -- On a butcher knife.
"Not suitable for children aged 36 months or less." -- On a birthday card for a 1 year old.
"Do not recharge, put in backwards, or use." -- On a battery.
"Warning: Do not use on eyes." -- In the manual for a heated seat cushion.
"Do not look into laser with remaining eye." -- On a laser pointer.
"Do not use for drying pets." -- In the manual for a microwave oven.
"For use on animals only." -- On an electric cattle prod.
"For use by trained personnel only." -- On a can of air freshener.
"Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you." -- On a motorcycle helmet-mounted rear-view mirror.
"Warning: Riders of personal watercraft may suffer injury due to the forceful injection of water into body cavities either by falling into the water or while mounting the craft." -- In the manual for a jetski.
"Warning: Do not climb inside this bag and zip it up. Doing so will cause injury and death." -- A label inside a protective bag (for fragile objects), which measures 15cm by 15cm by 12cm.
"Do not use as ear plugs." -- On a package of silly putty.
"Please store in the cold section of the refrigerator." -- On a bag of fresh grapes in Australia.
"Warning: knives are sharp!" -- On the packaging of a sharpening stone.
"Not for weight control." -- On a pack of Breath Savers.
"Twist top off with hands. Throw top away. Do not put top in mouth." -- On the label of a bottled drink.
"Theft of this container is a crime." -- On a milk crate.
"Do not use intimately." -- On a tube of deodorant.
"Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice." -- On a box of rat poison.
"Fragile. Do not drop." -- Posted on a Boeing 757.
"Cannot be made non-poisonous." -- On the back of a can of de-icing windshield fluid.
"Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage." -- On a portable stroller.
"Excessive dust may be irritating to shin and eyes." -- On a tube of agarose powder, used to make gels.
"Look before driving." -- On the dash board of a mail truck.
"Do not iron clothes on body." -- On packaging for a Rowenta iron.
"Do not drive car or operate machinery." -- On Boot's children's cough medicine.
"For indoor or outdoor use only." -- On a string of Christmas lights.
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." -- On a child sized Superman costume.
"This door is alarmed from 7:00pm - 7:00am." -- On a hospital's outside access door.
"Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted." -- On a sign at a railroad station.
"Warning: do not use if you have prostate problems." -- On a box of Midol PMS relief tablets.
"Product will be hot after heating." -- On a supermarket dessert box.
"Do not turn upside down." -- On the bottom of a supermarket dessert box.
"Do not light in face. Do not expose to flame." -- On a lighter.
"Choking hazard: This toy is a small ball." -- On the label for a cheap rubber ball toy.
"Not for human consumption." -- On a package of dice.
"May be harmful if swallowed." -- On a shipment of hammers.
"Using Ingenio cookware to destroy your old pots may void your warranty." -- A printed message that appears in a television advertisement when the presenter demonstrates how strong the cookware is by using it to beat up and destroy a regular frying pan.
"Do not attempt to stop the blade with your hand." -- In the manual for a Swedish chainsaw.
"Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers." -- From a manual for an SGI computer.
"Warning: May contain nuts." -- On a package of peanuts.
"Do not eat." -- On a slip of paper in a stereo box, referring to the styrofoam packing.
"Do not eat if seal is missing." -- On said seal.
"Remove occupants from the stroller before folding it."
"Access hole only -- not intended for use in lifting box." -- On the sides of a shipping carton, just above cut-out openings which one would assume were handholds.
"Warning: May cause drowsiness." -- On a bottle of Nytol, a brand of sleeping pills.
"Warning: Misuse may cause injury or death." -- Stamped on the metal barrel of a .22 calibre rifle.
"Do not use orally after using rectally." -- In the instructions for an electric thermometer.
"Turn off motor before using this product." -- On the packaging for a chain saw file, used to sharpen the cutting teeth on the chain.
"Not to be used as a personal flotation device." -- On a 6x10 inch inflatable picture frame.
"Do not put in mouth." -- On a box of bottle rockets.
"Remove plastic before eating." -- On the wrapper of a Fruit Roll-Up snack.
"Not dishwasher safe." -- On a remote control for a TV.
"For lifting purposes only." -- On the box for a car jack.
"Do not put lit candles on phone." -- On the instructions for a cordless phone.
"Warning! This is not underwear! Do not attempt to put in pants." -- On the packaging for a wristwatch.
"Do not wear for sumo wrestling." -- From a set of washing instructions.
25 ways to maintain a Healthy level of insanity.
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars, see if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put a garbage can on your desk and label it “IN”
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone is over their Caffeine addictions, switch to expresso.
6. Finish all your sentences with “In Accordance to the Prophecy”.
7. Don’t use any punctuation.
8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
9. Specify that your drive thru order is “To Go”
10. Sing Along at the Opera
11. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don’t rhyme.
12. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
13. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream “I WON I WON!!”
14. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling “Run for your lives, they’re loose!!”
15. Tell your children over diner, “Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.”
16. Send this to your friends to make them smile, It’s called therapy.
17.When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand chocolate. Because your worth it!
18. "I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love."
19. My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
20."Cross country is the only sport...everything else is such a game."
21."Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes."
22. Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
23."An apple away keeps the doctor away, if well aimed."
24."Pondering the meaning of life is a waste of your life. Who really cares?"
25."Enunciate! Mark went on a lark, after dark, in Central Park." "Damn hope he's got a gun."
1. Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is filled.
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
When your are in jail a friend will bail you out, but a best friend will be sitting right next to you saying "dang that was fun!"
People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world
Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.
Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.
Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up.
A friend will comfort you when he rejects you, but a best friend will go up to him and say "Its because your gay isn't it?" (I can picture one of my friends doing that!!)
I called your boyfriend "gay" and he hit me with his purse! (go figure!)
Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
God created man-THEN had a better idea!
Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history
Your year book picture still haunts me.
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is GOING somewhere.
I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.
You don't like me, well it's mind over matter. I don't mind and you don't matter.
364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?
You're a speacial kind of stupid, aren't you?
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.
Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.
So what if we act like imature idiots? We're having fun.
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh,he just took a wrong turn,got lost,and is to stubborn to ask directions.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
I like work. It fasinates me. I can sit and stare at it for hours.
Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?( oh yeah tell 'em how it is!)
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
I DONT obsess! I think intensley...and like all the time
Jogging is a slow sprinting, Coach!
Favorite Moments in the Harry Potter books-
"Why were you lurking under our window?"
""Hey, look - Harry's got a Weasley sweater, too!" Fred and George were wearing blue sweaters, one with a large yellow 'F' on it, the other a 'G'.
""Harry!" said Fred, elbowing Percy out of the way and bowing deeply. "Simply splendid to see you, old boy--"
"You're a prefect? Oh Ronnie! That's everyone in the family!" Molly Weasley.
"We won't be seeing you," Fred told Professor Umbridge, swinging his leg over his broomstick.
My favorite lines from HP:
"NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!"
Mrs. Weasley--Deathly Hallows That has got to be the best line of Deathly Hallows.
"Ron, you know full well Harry and I were brought up by Muggles!” said Hermione. “We didn’t hear stories like that when we were little, we heard ‘Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs’ and ‘Cinderella’—“
Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley--Deathly Hallows
"Hey, Harry, there are brains in here, ha ha ha, isn't that weird, Harry?"
Did You Know …
(Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is
(Now that’s more like it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to
A pig’s orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to
(I’m still not over the pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Do not try this at home. Maybe at work.)
The male pray mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its
(“Honey, I’m home. What the….?!”)
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It’s like a human jumping
(30 minutes… lucky pig. can you imagine??)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life…quality over quantity)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed
(If you’re ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(OK, so that would be a good thing……………….)
A cat’s urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too.)
Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they’ll live a lot longer.)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
Date: Feburary 23, 2011
1, What color is your toothbrush?
2, Name one person who made you smile today:
Reading my profile
3, What were you doing at 8 am this morning:
4, What were you doing 45 minutes ago?
5, What is your favorite candy bar?
6, Have you ever been to Disney World?
7, What is the last thing you said aloud?
8. What is your favorite ice cream flavor?
Sundae, has caramel and nuts
9, What was the last thing you had to drink?
10, Do you like your wallet?
11, What was the last thing you ate?
12, Have you bought any new clothing items this week?
13, The last sporting event you watched?
14, What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?
15, Who is the last person you sent a text message to?
16, Ever go camping?
At least once every summer, usually more.
17, Do you take vitamins daily?
18, Do you go to church every Sunday?
19, Do you have a tan?
20,Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?
21, Do you drink your soda with a straw?
22, What did your last text message say?
23, What are you doing tomorrow?
25, Look to your left, what do you see?
stairs and a picture frame
26, What color is your watch?
27, What do you think of when you hear Australia?
28, What is your birthstone?
29, Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?
30, What is your favorite number?
31, Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?
32, Any plans today?
33, How many states have you lived in?
34, Biggest annoyance right now?
35, Last song listened to?
I'm listening to My Immortal by Evanescense
36,Can you say the alphabet backwards?
37, Do you have a maid service clean your house?
38, Favorite pair of heels?
39, Are you jealous of anyone?
40, Is anyone jealous of you?
41, Do you love anyone?
42, Do any of your friends have children?
44, Do you hate anyone that you know right now?
45, Do you use the word 'hello' daily?
46, What color is your car?
47, Do you like cats?
48. Are you thinking about someone right now?
49, Have you ever been to Six Flags?
50, How did you get your worst scar?
51, What is your real name?
52, Are you a girl or guy?
53, Where do you plan on going for college?
54, What is the last book you read?
Uglies by someone or another
55, What is on your TV right now?
I'm at skool, so I dunno.
56, What is the last thing you have said and to who?
57, Where are you?
58, What was the last thing you thought?
57, What would you do with a million dollars?
58, Grab the closest thing next to you. What was it?
59, What are you writing right now?
60, What is it like being you?
61, What are your thoughts on writing?
things 2 do when bored
1. Challenge your friends to a marble tournament.
3. Set up a lemonade stand. You could even donate your earnings to charity!
4. Adopt a word.
5. Play classic video games in your backyard.
6. Sculpt with old books.
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7. List 20 things you like about someone. Now give the list to that person and make their day.
8. Host a movie marathon — but choose the DVDs with your eyes closed. Don't forget popcorn!
9. Walk your dog. Or offer to walk a neighbor's dog. If you can't find a dog to walk, try walking your cat ... or your ferret. Or you could try washing your dog — or your neighbor's dog.
10. Bring dog treats to the park and meet 25 new dogs.
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11. Don't have access to a pet? Make your own! Gather some rocks from outdoors and glue or draw eyes on them. Print out a box template so you can package a pet rock to give to someone who might need a friend. Or make a bunch of pet rocks to sell!
12. Find 10 gnomes in 10 minutes.
13. Get some friends together and play blindman's bluff.
14. Improve your vocabulary and help to end world hunger.
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16. Or jiggle some virtual jello.
17. Build paper models.
18. Compose music with your computer keyboard.
19. Organize an improvised sports day. Play ping pong on a table with 2 books and a rubber ball. Use plastic bottles as bowling pins. Play basketball or volleyball with a crumpled up piece of paper. Use pens as hockey sticks and a bottle cap as a puck. Or bend wire hangers to make croquet wickets .. and use toilet plungers for the mallets!
20. Direct a mini movie starring your friends or members of your family. Write a script (or use your favorite book), make costumes, design sets and props. It doesn't even have to be very long — try making a one-minute movie! When you're done upload your movie to YouTube and share it with the world!
21. Raining? Don't hide indoors. Whether you're 3, 13, 33 or 63, get out there and splash in the puddles. Feel the joy!
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22. Put together some photo puzzle blocks.
23. Or assemble an old puzzle and paint your own picture onto the surface. Or cut up magazines and glue a collage onto it. Then separate the pieces (you may need to cut them apart) and see if you can put your puzzle back together again.
25. Paint a room in your house. Or do a painting of a room in your house.
26. Write a letter to someone using only letters cut from newspapers and magazines. Or whip up a quick one online. Now mail it!
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28. Explore new worlds.
29. Compile a list of 100 random things about yourself. Share them with us in the comments here!
30. Memorize your favorite poem.
31. Go for a whole day without speaking. Can you do it? Challenge friends or family members to join you.
32. Write a letter to yourself to be read at your high school graduation. Or your wedding. Or at your 50th birthday party. What would you tell yourself?
33. Try not to think about purple gorillas.
34. Drink 9 glasses of water in one day.
35. Name a puppy.
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36. Learn the art of calligraphy.
37. Send a thank you note to someone who did something nice for you.
38. Write a book, a story or a poem. Print it from your printer, or just handwrite it using your nicest penmanship. Now give it to someone as a gift — or donate it to a library.
39. Or, collaborate on a story with a friend, each of you taking turns writing the chapters.
40. Don't know what to write about? People-watch at the park and make up stories about the interesting people you see.
41. Challenge yourself to write a story that's only 100 words long (it's not as easy as you think!) — share it with us in the comments here!
42. Illustrate an entire story (maybe your autobiography!) with stick people.
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43. Play with your food.
44. Run up and down the stairs. Can you do it 10 times? 50? 100? Now beat that!
46. Invent your own board game. Use a board and pieces from an old game you don't use anymore (Candyland anyone?).
47. Try to catch 25 grapes in your mouth, one at a time.
48. Host a treasure hunt or scavenger hunt. For younger kids, create a wordless hunt, leaving only pictures (or photos) as clues. One clue will lead to the next, which will lead to the next, and so on. For teens and adults, try some of these ideas.
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49. Whip up some homemade sidewalk chalk.
50. Use your chalk to write something encouraging on the sidewalk — in 10 different places.
51. Brighten someone's day! Leave inspirational notes between the pages of library books. Or download spoke cards to secretly attach to people's bikes.
52. Post a funny missing dog poster.
53. Design funky cushions — enough to cover your entire bed!
55. Rent some inline skates and hit the bike paths or sidewalks.
56. Start an ongoing project — take a photo of something (yourself maybe?) everyday for a year or do something like the Uniform Project to raise money for a charity.
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57. Build robots using items found around the house (please don't take the toaster apart without permission).
58. Read comic books.
59. Create your own comic book (printable templates here) or turn your favorite novel into a comic book.
60. Get inspired with fun comic book covers.
61. Assemble a shoebox all about you — decorate the outside to represent what others see, then fill the inside with objects to represent the things others might not know about you.
62. Or create a childhood in a jar.
63. Organize a camp out in your backyard — if you're not old enough to stay in the yard overnight just pitch a tent and spend the day.
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64. Whip up some chocolate banana pops.
65. Prepare a picnic to eat in your backyard. Or in the park. Or even in your living room.
66. Engage in an epic waterhose battle (in the yard, not the house). Or how about a shaving cream fight? Or pelt each other with pudding!
67. Follow an ant around the yard and see what ants really do all day.
68. Plan a tea party with real tea cups and little sandwiches — you know, the ones with the crusts cut off.
69. Learn a magic trick.
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70. Turn a book into a top-secret camera case
71. When's the last time you made a fingerpainting? Create a masterpiece. Then try painting with your toes.
72. Construct a sundial. Or just learn about how sundials work.
73. Dye your hair with Kool-Aid (assure your parents it's not permanent).
74. Check out what free activities are offered at your public library.
75. Go for a walk with a memory box. Fill it with objects you find (rocks, old birds' nests, flowers, leaves, rocks, etc). Take pics to put in the box too. Use the items to write a story or create a collage or sculpture.
76. Launch your own website or blog. Fill your site with movie reviews or blogging advice, or something else you're an expert at. Or help out someone else who would like to start one but can't quite figure out how.
77. Plant flowers. If you don't have anywhere to plant them outdoors, plant them in a pot indoors instead. Or plant vegetables. Or try growing something exotic like a Venus flytrap!
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78. Or put together a terrarium.
79. Build edible cookie houses with cookie wafers, candy and frosting. Customize them for upcoming holidays. Christmas has gingerbread houses, so why shouldn't Labor Day or Thanksgiving have houses too?
80. Clean out the garage, the attic or the basement, gather up all your old toys and games and have a garage sale — you'll free up space and make a bit of cash while you're at it. Not interested in having strangers come to your sale? Have a private, by-invitation-only sale.
81. If garage sales aren't your thing, sell your stuff on eBay. Or arrange a swap with friends or neighbors. Or donate your old clothes or toys to charity.
82. Create a life-sized self portrait. Get a big roll of paper, lie down on it, and get someone to trace around your body. Now fill in the details.
83. Write a haiku. Or get the internet to write one for you.
84. How many things could you make with a cardboard box?
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86. Sculpt with tinfoil.
87. Become a mad scientist.
88. Organize a traveling meal with your friends (works best if you all live close together). Go to House #1 for appetizers, House #2 for salad, House #3 for soup, House #4 for the main course, and House #5 for dessert.
89. Not keen on all the traveling? Have a potluck instead.
90. Pull teh tail bak and launch teh kitteh to nom nom nom 4 fud.
91. Play telephone pictionary with your friends.
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92. Blow gigantic bubbles.
93. Try flying a kite with the kite attached to the back of your bike.
94. Break or set a world record.
95. Count how many licks it takes you to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop.
96. Doodle on anything BUT a piece of paper. Try doodling on a leaf or a shoe ... or even a My Little Pony!
97. Write a letter to your favorite famous person (find some addresses here). Let us know in the comments if you get a reply!
98. Host the opposite of a slumber party — invite your friends over for a wake-a-thon. Can you stay awake for 24 hours straight? How about 36? You could even get pledges from neighbors and relatives and raise money for a charity.
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99. Use crayons and wax paper to create faux stained glass.
100. Open your own bike wash. Set up a water-filled tub in the driveway, pour in some mild dish soap, grab some sponges, and invite the neighbors to bring their bikes and toys for cleaning.
101. Set up a track and have an itty-bitty Indy race with remote-controlled cars.
102. Blow up a kiddy pool and invite everyone over for a pool party.
103. Get the glass!
104. Put your fork aside and eat with your fingers. Choose challenging foods like spaghetti and ice cream!
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105. Assemble French toast kabobs.
106. Take a virtual tour of the White House.
107. Declare a backwards day! Wear your clothes backward and start the day off right with a nutritious supper — dessert first!
108. Or, have an opposite day instead.
109. Put together a time capsule and bury it in your yard. Or hide it in your attic or basement.
110. Compose a letter to future inhabitants of your house so they'll know what you and your family were like when you lived there.
111. Construct fairy houses in your yard.
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112. Make homemade ice cream drumsticks.
113. Send secret messages to your friends using invisible ink.
114. Explore the past.
115. Collect something unusual — like sugar packets!
117. Set up an obstacle course in your yard.
118. Transform yourself into a Starship Enterprise crew member.
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119. Gather some stones and construct an inukshuk.
120. Start a vacation journal to pass around among your friends. Have each friend take the journal along on their vacation to write in and attach pics of what they did. When they get home they can pass it on to the next friend who's going on holiday.
121. Insert encouraging messages into helium-filled balloons and release them. Be sure to include your email address so people can contact you if they find one!
122. Plan your family's escape route in case of fire.
123. Build a bird feeder. Or a bird house.
124. Adopt a pet (you'll need to get the ok from your parents or the other people in your house).
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126. Put together some homemade ice cream sandwiches.
127. Start a summer snowball fight.
128. Laugh 400 times today. Keep count.
129. Learn Morse Code.
130. Head to your local dollar store and pick up supplies to make some of these awesome crafts.
131. Build a clubhouse. Modify an old garden shed or playhouse you no longer use, or convert an unused corner of your garage or attic.
132. Become a tattoo artist.
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134. Try Spam. No, not the internet kind. The real deal. Try out some spamtastic recipes.
135. Read a novel from beginning to end in one sitting (it's ok to take bathroom breaks).
136. Buy property on Mars.
137. Make your own 3D glasses.
138. Organize a neighborhood cleanup. Invite friends and neighbors to help.
139. Assemble a shoebox dollhouse. Or a shoebox "action figure" house (action figures sold separately).
140. Put together a pinhole camera.
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141. Concoct a baking soda volcano.
142. Call your local fire department and ask (nicely!) if they conduct tours. If they do, arrange to take a firehouse tour. Bring the firefighters some cookies to thank them for their time.
143. Learn how to tie a necktie.
144. Decoupage a lunchbox.
145. Spin a drawing.
146. Go on an alphabet walk. Pick a letter of the alphabet and find as many things as you can that begin with that letter. Or, try to find something that begins with each letter of the alphabet.
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147. Take photos of the letters you see. Or, snap pictures of things that look like letters of the alphabet.
148. Dig a hole.
149. Whatever you do, do NOT push the big red button!
150. Print out this list and separate the ideas with scissors. Put them all into a jar and any time you're bored, just pick one!
Funny things to do when your bored
Cut out photos and paste them on Popsicle sticks and have a puppet show.Laugh out loud.Learn how to fake an accent.Make up poems or songs about your boredom.Spin until you're dizzy.Dress in something silly and laugh at yourself.Go through the English dictionary looking up really long words like discombobulated.Learn to peel a banana with your feet.Listen to really hard music and head bang.Play dress-up with all the clothes you have in your closet.Pronounce your friends names, backwards.Rent a movie, 2 hours later go back to the same movie store and rent the sequel, 2 hours after that go back and get the third movie.Run around your house as fast as you can and, count how many times you can go without getting tired.Shave your head.Snap your fingers as if suddenly you have a bright idea and see if you get any.Turn on the T.V., put it on mute and make up dialogue.You and a friend pick your noses and see who has the biggest boogers.Go dumpster diving and see what you can find.Make faces at strangers to make them laugh.Take your TV outside.Walk around a public park, every so often pretend to trip on a 'invisible' wire.Watch kids play - and then join in.Sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.Skip rather than walk.When someone says, "Have a nice day," tell them you have other plans.Put your toddler's clothes on backwards and send him to school as if nothing was wrong.Write checks with Roman numerals.Make up a language and stop someone to ask for directions.Write a short story using alphabet soup.
Weird or odd ways for people to die
Death by Embracing the Reflection of the Moon
Chinese poet Li Po (701-706) is regarded as one of the two greatest poets in China’s literary history. He was well known for his love of liquor and often spouted his greatest poems while drunk.
One night, Li Po fell from his boat and drowned in the Yangtze River while trying to embrace the reflection of the moon in the water.
Death by Beard
Austrian Hans Steininger was famous for having the world’s longest beard (it was 4.5 feet or nearly 1.4 m long) and for dying because of it.
One day in 1567, there was a fire in town and in his haste Hans forgot to roll up his beard. He accidentally stepped on his beard, lost balance, stumbled, broke his neck and died!
Death From Holding a Pee In
Danish nobleman and astronomer Tycho Brahe [wiki] was one interesting fellow. He kept a dwarf as a court jester who sat under the table during dinner. He even had a tame pet moose.
Tycho also lost the tip of his nose in a duel with another Danish nobleman and had to wear a “dummy” nose made from silver and gold, but that’s another story.
It was said that Tycho had to hold his pee during one particularly long banquet in 1601 (getting up in the middle of a dinner was considered really rude) that his bladder, strained to its limits, developed an infection which later killed him!
Later analyses suggested that Tycho died because of mercury poisoning but that’s not nearly as interesting as the original story.
Death by Conductor’s Cane
While conducting the hymnal Te Deum for French King Louis XIV in 1687, Jean-Baptiste Lully was so focused in keeping the rhythm by banging a staff against the floor (this was the method before conductor’s baton came into use), that he struck his toe hard but refused to stop.
The toe developed an abscess, which later turned gangrenous, but Lully refused to have it amputated. The gangrene spread and killed the stubborn musician.
Ironically, the hymn he was conducting was in celebration of the recovery of Louis XIV from an illness.
Death by Dessert
King Adolf Frederick [wiki] of Sweden loved to eat and died from it too!
The “King Who Ate Himself to Death” died in 1771 at the age of 61 from a digestive problem after eating a giant meal consisting of lobster, caviar, saurkraut, cabbage soup, smoked herring, champagne and 14 servings of his favorite dessert: semla [wiki, a bun filled with marzipan and milk.
Death by Jury Demonstration
After the Civil War, controversial Ohio politician Clement Vallandigham [wiki] became a highly successful lawyer who rarely lost a case.
In 1871, he defended Thomas McGehan who was accused of shooting one Tom Myers during a barroom brawl. Vallandigham’s defense was that Myers had accidentally shot himself while drawing his pistol from a kneeling position.
To convince the jury, Vallandigham decided to demonstrate his theory. Unfortunately, he grabbed a loaded gun by mistake and ended up shooting himself!
By dying, Vallandigham succeeded in demonstrating the plausibility of the accidental shooting and got his client acquitted.
Death from Biting One’s Tongue
Allan Pinkerton (1819-1884)[wiki, famous for creating the Pinkerton detective agency and developing investigative techniques such as surveilling a suspect and doing undercover work, died of an infection after biting his tongue when he slipped on a sidewalk!
Death from Stubbing One’s Toe
Famous Tennessee whiskey distiller Jack Daniel [wiki] decided to come in to work early one morning in 1911. He wanted to open his safe but couldn’t remember the combination. In anger, Daniel kicked the safe and injured his toe, which later developed an infection that killed him!
Moral of the story? Don’t go to work earl
Bobby Leach [wiki] wasn’t afraid to court death: in 1911, he was the second person in the world to go over Niagara Falls in a barrel. The daredevil went on to perform many other death-defying stunts, so his death is especially ironic.
One day while walking down a street in New Zealand, Leach slipped on a piece of orange peel. He broke his leg so badly it had to be amputated. Leach died due to complications that developed afterwards.
Death by Overcoat Parachute Failure
In 1911, French tailor Franz Reichelt decided to test his invention, a combination overcoat and parachute, by jumping off the Eiffel Tower. Actually, he told the authorities that he would use a dummy, but at the last minute decided to test it himself. It was no surprise that he fell to his death.
There’s even a YouTube clip of his fatal jump.
Death by 1) Poison, 2) Gunshot Wound (4x), 3) Beating by Clubs, 4) Drowning.
According to legends, Russian mystic Grigori Rasputin (1869-1916) was first poisoned with enough cyanide to kill ten men, but he wasn’t affected.
So his killers shot him in the back with a revolver. Rasputin fell but later revived. So, he was shot again three more times, but Rasputin still lived. He was then clubbed, and for good measure thrown into the icy Neva River.
Rasputin was finally dead for good.
Death by Baseball
Cleveland Indians shortstop Ray Chapman [wiki] was the only man ever killed by a baseball pitch.
At that time, baseball pitchers dirtied up a ball before it was thrown at the batter to make it harder to see. On August 6, 1920 in a game against the New York Yankees, Carl Mays pitched such a ball towards Chapman that fatally hit his skull.
Death by Scarf
“Mother of modern dance” Isadora Duncan [wiki] was killed in 1927 by her trademark scarf she loved to wear:
As the New York Times noted in its obituary of the dancer on 15 September 1927, “The automobile was going at full speed when the scarf of strong silk began winding around the wheel and with terrific force dragged Miss Duncan, around whom it was securely wrapped, bodily over the side of the car, precipitating her with violence against the cobblestone street. She was dragged for several yards before the chauffeur halted, attracted by her cries in the street. Medical aid was summoned, but it was stated that she had been strangled and killed instantly.”
Death by Garbage
Homer and Langley Collyer [wiki] were compulsive hoarders. The two brothers had a fear of throwing anything away and obsessively collected newspapers and other junk in their house. They even set up booby-traps in corridors and doorways to protect against intruders.
In 1947, an anonymous tip called that there was a dead body in the Collyer house, and after much initial difficulty getting in, the police found Homer Collyer dead and Langley no where to be found. About two weeks later, after removing nearly 100 tons of garbage from the house, workers found Langley Collyer’s partialy decomposed (and rat-chewed) body just 10 feet away from where they had found his brother.
Apparently, Langley had been crawling through tunnels of newspapers to bring food to his paralyzed brother when he set off one of his own booby-traps. Homer died several days later from starvation.
Death at a Talk Show
Jerome Irving Rodale [wiki] was a proponent of healthy eating. He was an early advocate for organic farming and sustainable agriculture, founder of Organic Farming and Gardening magazine and Rodale Press.
After bragging that he would “live to 100, unless I’m run down by a a sugar-crazy taxi driver”, Rodale died of a heart attack while being interviewed on the Dick Cavett Show in 1971. Appearing fast asleep, Dick Cavett joked “Are we boring you, Mr. Rodale?” before discovering that his 72-year-old guest had indeed died. The show was never aired.
Death by Suicide During a Live TV News Broadcast
Christine Chubbuck [wiki] was the first and only TV news reporter to commit suicide during a live television broadcast.
On July 15, 1974, eight minutes into the broadcast, the depressed reporter said “In keeping with Channel 40’s policy of bringing you the latest in blood and guts, and in living color, you are going to see another first: an attempted suicide.” With that, Chubbuck drew up a revolver and shot herself in the head.
Death on the Toilet
There are several examples of death on the toilet, but that of Elvis Presley (1935 – 1977) was the most famous.
The King of Rock ‘n Roll was found lying on the floor of his Graceland mansion’s bathroom after throwing up while being seated on the toilet, taking care of business.
Doctors attributed his death to a heart attack from weight gain and taking too many prescription drugs.
Death by Robot
Robert Williams [wiki] was the first man ever killed by a robot. On January 25, 1979, Williams climbed into a storage rack at the Ford Motor’s Flat Rock casting plant to retrieve a part because the parts-retrieval robot malfunctioned. Suddenly, the robot reactivated and slammed its arm into Williams’ head, killing him instantly.
The second death by robot happened just a couple of years afterwards in 1981. Kenji Urada [wiki, a 37-year-old Japanese maintenance engineer was working on a broken robot at a Kawasaki plant when he failed to turn it off. The robot’s mechanical arm accidentally pushed him into a grinding machine.
Death by Decapitation by Helicopter Rotor Blades
Two other child actors also died at the event, which triggered a massive reform in US child labor laws and safety regulations on movie sets.
Death by Cactus
In 1982, 27-year-old David Grundman and a roommate decided to do a little “cactus plugging,” by shooting the desert plant with a shotgun.
The first one, a small cactus, went off without a hitch and Grundman was encouraged to try a larger prey: a 26-foot-tall Saguaro cactus, probably a 100-year-old plant. Unfortunately, Grundman blasted off a large chuck of the cactus that fell on him and crushed him to death!
To date, this was probably the only known instance of revenge killing by a plant.
Death by Bottle Cap
American playwright Tennessee Williams [wiki] died in 1983 after he choked on a bottle cap in his hotel room. Yes, he had been drinking.
Death by Drowning at a Lifeguards’ Party.
In 1985, to celebrate their first drowning-free season ever, the lifeguards of the New Orleans recreation department decided to throw themselves a party.
When the party ended, a 31-year-old guest named Jerome Moody was found dead on the bottom of the recreation department’s pool.
We suppose when it’s your time to go, then it’s your time to go: there were four lifeguards on duty and more than half of the 200 party-goers were themselves lifeguards!
Death on Stage, While Telling a Joke
Dick Shawn (1924-1987) was a comedian who had a heart attack and died during a joke that seemed strangely appropriate:
He was making fun of politicians by saying campaign cliches ending with “I will not lay down on the job!” Shawn then laid down on the floor face down. At first, the audience thought that it was all part of the show, until some time later a theater employee checked him for a pulse and began administering CPR.
The paramedics then arrived, and the audience were told to go home – Dick Shawn was dead.
Death by Belly Slam.
British pro wrestler Mal “King Kong” Kirk died underneath the big belly of Shirley “Big Daddy” Crabtree.
In August 1987, during the final moments of the match, Crabtree delivered his signature “Belly-Splash” move (basically jumping up and down, slamming his belly onto a guy) on Kirk, who then had a heart attack and died.
Crabtree was cleared after it was revealed that Kirk had a serious heart condition prior to the match. However, Crabtree blamed himself for Kirk’s death and retired from pro wrestling.
Before the match, Kirk had told his friends: “If I have to go, I hope it is in the ring.”
Death by Giant Umbrellas
In 1991, artists Christo and Jeanne-Claude put up an environmental installation art of thousands of giant yellow and blue umbrellas in California and Japan.
The giant umbrellas, which measured about 20 foot (6 m) in height, 28 foot (8.7 m) in diameter and weighed about 500 lb, became a huge tourist attraction.
Less than two months after the installation opened, Lori Rae Keevil-Mathews, a 33-year-old woman drove out to see the umbrellas in California. A wind gust uprooted one of the umbrellas and blew it straight at her, crushing her against a boulder and killing her.
Christo immediately ordered all of the umbrellas taken down. The umbrellas, however, took another life – this time in Japan. Crane operator Masaaki Nakamura was electrocuted when the machine’s arm touched a 65,000-volt high-tension line when removing the umbrellas.
Death by Re-creation
In 1991, a 57-year-old Thai woman Yooket Paen was walking in her farm when she accidentally slipped on a cow dung, grabbed a naked live wire and got electrocuted to death.
Soon after Paen’s funeral, her 52-year-old-sister Yooket Pan was showing her neighbors how the accident happened when she herself slipped, grabbed the same live wire and also got electrocuted to death!
Death by Sheep
In 1999, Betty Stobbs, 67, of Durham, England, took a bale of hay to feed her flock of sheep on the back of her motorcycle.
Apparently, the sheep were very hungry. About forty of them rushed the hay and knocked her off a cliff into a 100-feet deep quarry. Stobbs survived the fall only to be killed when the motorcycle, which was also knocked off the cliff, tumbled down after her.
Death by Necklace Bomb
On the afternoon of August 28, 2003, pizza deliveryman Brian Wells [wiki] tried to rob a bank with a home-made shotgun disguised as a cane.
When he was caught by the police, Wells revealed that he had been forced by some people he delivered pizza to earlier to rob the bank. A necklace with an explosive device was attached to his neck.
The necklace bomb blew up before the bomb squad could deactivate it (indeed, there was controversy whether the police took his story seriously and delayed calling the bomb squad). Until today, it’s unclear whether Wells was a victim, a co-conspirator or the lone perpetrator of the robbery and subsequent death.
Update 3/12/07: Case solved, said the authorities, with indictments expected soon: Link
Death by Stingray
In 2006, Australian wildlife expert and TV personality Steve “The Crocodile Hunter” Irwin [wiki] died when he was stabbed in the heart by a stingray spine while filming a documentary Ocean’s Deadliest.
Death by Bookcase
Mariesa Weber was reported missing by her family for nearly two weeks before they found her in her bedroom, wedged behind a bookcase.
“I’m sleeping in the same house as her for 11 days, looking for her,” her mother, Connie Weber, told the St. Petersburg Times. “And she’s right in the bedroom.”
Both Weber and her sister had previously adjusted the television plug by standing on a bureau next to the shelf and leaning over the top. Her family believes Weber, who was 5-foot-3 and barely 100 pounds, may have fallen headfirst into the space.
f you are the complete opposite of normal, copy and paste this into your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!
If your friends are weird (but not as weird as you), copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever had one of your weirdest friends tell you that you're weird, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are odd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is better than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumb war with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). If you're crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.
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I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
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If you have ever gotten into a high sugar rush and ran into some poles at school in front of everyone, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own two feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ran up a down escalator, copy and paste this into your profile.
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If you have ever pushed a door that said PULL or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself or someone else, copy and paste this into your profile.
A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won’t say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing just to help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever stared at someone for a really long time for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever crashed into a telephone pole and then claimed that the pole was out to get you, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune, copy and paste this into your profile.
If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times when you want to annoy people just for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you didn't know that when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them, copy and paste this into your profile.
30 of 100 kids go to college. The other 70 either drop out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are on of the 30 that KNOW that you're going to college, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Gaara's-pandachan101, Evilfangirl, Feareth the Kitty,Monko25, leafninja345435, animemaniac-101, Anime_Kunoichi, inmyopinion, phoenixonfire37, Awsomly Odd
Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.
95 percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, BlackShadowDemon, inmyopinion, phoenixonfire37, Awsomly Odd
Apparently 98 percent of kids have tried weed. If you are the only other person in the world who thinks cinnamon sticks are better, copy and paste this into your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx, Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc., Journalist793, XxxBeLLxXxGiRlxxX76, PercabethRULZ-2014,Mr.Chase, warriorcatshadowscar, Awsomly Odd
Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you would be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF!
Weird is under-rated. Copy and paste this in your profile, if you agree and add your name to the list: Celiana, SuperSidney, Wisegirl101, Seweedbrainrocks314, Shorty and KG Inc., Journalist793, Quicksilver11567, XxxBeLLxXxGiRlxxX76, PercabethRULZ-2014, Mr.Chase, warriorcatshadowscar
If you think that Percabeth is the best pairing EVER! paste this to your profile.
If you think that the PJO series is the best series ever paste this to your profile.
If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6 (hoo yeah), GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc, SeaweedBrain013, CloudyAlore, XxxBeLLxXxGiRlxxX76, PercabethRULZ-2014,Mr.Chase, warriorcatshadowscar, Awsomly Odd
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. Me and coffee not fun...:D
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!!
If u have a sister or brother who is a morning person, and u sometimes want to strangle them for waking u up at 6 AM on a SATURDAY because they turned on the TV in another room or something, copy this into ur profile.
Copy and paste this into your profile if you and your BFFs watch movies just to laugh at them and make fun of them.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer!
If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like chocloate as much as I do copy this in your profile
If you are a total clutz copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped when there was a "watch your step" sign copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever gotten fifteen minutes into a horror movie and then insisted that it be turned off, copy this into your profile. I have
if your different in a good way put this in your profile.
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there are 3 kinds of people in this world. those who can do math and those who can't, 2 out of 3 people understand fractions , But 3 out of 2 dont.
dont worry about the people in your past, theres a reason they didnt make it to your future.
some people are like slinkies...they're really good for nothing...but the still bring a smile to your face you push them down a flight of stairs.
a friend will comfort you when your rejected, but a best friend will go up to him and say, "Its because your gay isnt it?"
if you believe these or think they are true, copy them onto your profile
...evaded death eaters
...foiled the ministry
killed by drapery RIP
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well, yes or no?
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?
Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives.
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
It's funny how most activists are pacifists.
Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family, so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother, Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin.
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
How in the world do all the mad scientists finish their experiments in the middle of a thunderstorm?
It's you an me versus the world . . . we attack at dawn.
Yo-yos were invented as a weapon.
If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, on to a little see-saw, or jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that!
The other day, I was walking out of a completely empty room, said, "See ya!" and waved. How stupid is that?
My friends say that I amazingly manage to sneak up on them. I'm proud of that, because it means I'm that much closer to being a ninja!
The voices assure me that I'm normal.
It's such a beautiful day. I think I'll skip my medications.
Save the Earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.
talk to myself because my answers are the only ones I accept!
- Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap... you decide.
The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.
Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
- Music is like candy: You throw away the (w)rappers.
My mind works like lightning... one brilliant flash and it's gone.
- If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
- Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
- I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly.
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.
Silence is golden but duck tape is silver.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
I’d like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
I found a great way to attract money... work!
Death is a once in a lifetime experience.
Man has his will, but woman has her way.
There are three kinds of people in the world: those that can count, and those that can't.
Please refrain from excessively licking the ceiling.
The world is full of crazy people. They made me their leader.
This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob.
You're just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still love us.
Don't mess with me, I've got a stick.
Boys are like Slinky's . . . useless, but fun to watch fall down stairs.
Slinky escalator = endless fun
I did what they say and chose the road less traveled . . . now where the heck am I?
Education is important, school, however, is another matter.
People tell me I'm weird and I say "You just figured that out?"
Best friends are the people that know all about you and still put up with you.
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call a "floor"- a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck, friends, for I may not return alive.
People fear the strange and unusual. I am the strange and unusual. FEAR ME!
Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey!
You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me.
Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.
Who is this "life" person and where does he get all these lemons?
I'm smiling. That alone should scare you.
I stopped fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now.
My glass isn't half empty. It isn't half full. It's just a glass with water in it.
I run with scissors. It makes me feel dangerous.
I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's actually a meteor hurtling toward Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.
There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
Remember that you are unique. Just like everybody else.
They have sent us to this dungeon more commonly known as school.
When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it's weird.
Burning someone at the stake is considered rude in some parts of America.
Notice: Need help moving bodies . . . I mean, stuff! Please contact the local jail.
If the world gives you lemons, you can make lemonade... or you can make a biologically engineered virulent air-born pathogenic virus that will wipe out the entire population of the planet, which would be a whole lot cooler.
Don't worry about the people in your past, there's a reason they didn't make it to your future.
The rules only apply if you get caught.
I have ranted to an empty room, and then ended with a "Thanks for listening," because if no one heard, it's okay, but if somebody did, then I have officially freaked out some secret agent corporation.
Don’t look at me with that tone of voice.
"My life is one big 'you had to be there' moment."
"Is anyone else having trouble getting to Narnia?"
"Duct Tape is like the Force. It has a dark side and a light side and it holds the universe together!"
"Give me my fanfiction and nobody gets hurt"
"Why is it that when Alice and Jasper leave, no one cares that Jasper's gone?"
"I think you could go as yourself and it'd be weird enough." -my mother when I asked her if I could act really weird when we went to her family reunion. They're not exactly the most unique people in the world.
Me: Oh! I've decided what I'm going to do. I'll have him be filling in for the Lord High Magistrate. He's in training to be the next Lord Provost
My friend, when asked by his six-year-old cousing what Viagra was: It's something for men who are depressed to make them happy again
"TECH: without us you'd be singing really loudly, naked, on a blank stage in the dark."
I, allreader, do solemly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, its length, or anything else. I have joined the review revolution. -Copy and paste this into your profile to join the review revolution!-
The Review Revolution...
Even if the fic has 10,002,464 reviews already...
Even if the fic is older than time itself...
Even if it was abandoned a loooooooooooooooooooooong time ago...
Even if the author turned out to be a total psychopath...
Even if the OC is a Sue and the spelling would make a dictionary cry...
I will review every fic I read. What goes around comes around, and more people will review my own fics. I have joined Review Revolution. (got this long versiong from Peace-Love-And-Monkeys7112's profile. I like it better than the short version)
I will always reply to a review, because I appreciate it so much. It truly encourages me to write more quicker. I appreciate Story Alert subscriptions but I love reviews. And if it's an anonymous review I'll probably reply quickly at the bottom of the next chapter just so you know I appreciate it!
If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever fallen off a chair backwards copy and paste this to your profile
Funny Random Facts
Rubber bands last longer when they are refrigeratedThere are 158 verses in the national anthem of Greece and no one's ever memorized themThere are more chickens than people in the world'Screeched' is the longest mono-syllabic word in EnglishAll 50 states are listed on back of the $5 dollar bill on top of the Lincoln MemorialPeanuts are used in making dynamitesThe ostrich's eye is bigger than its brainA dragonfly has a lifespan of 24 hoursA goldfish has a memory of 5 secondsYou cannot sneeze with your eyes open
Funny Random Thoughts
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is actually prohibited there?Why doesn't 'onomatopoeia' sound like what it is?You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you've made up your mind that you just aren't doing anything productive for the rest of the dayI wish I could say I am not going to write anymoreWhy are they called 'stands' when they're made for sitting?The letters T and G are very close to each other on a keyboard. This recently became all too apparent to me and consequently I will never be ending a work email with the phrase 'Regards' againDo you remember when you were a kid, playing Nintendo and it wouldn't work? You take the cartridge out, blow in it and that would magically fix the problem. Every kid did that, but how did we all know how to fix the problem? There were no internet or message boards or FAQ's. We just figured it out - moral of the story isf today's kids are softWas learning cursive really necessary?How many times am I allowed to ask 'what', before I say 'sorry I didn't get you', when I don't want to in the first place?Is it okay to believe in soap operas?LOL has gone from meaning, "laugh out loud" to "I have nothing else to say"
Funny Things To Say To Friends
I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you dieIf you want to receive updates about my upcoming events, then please give me money so I can buy a phone and a computerWhenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart", all I hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart"I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent an idiot from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers!
98 percent of the Teenage population drinks or has been around alchohol.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" copy this into your profile.
THINGS YOU DON"T WANT TO HEAR DURING SUGURY
Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile
I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster.
To catch me you got to be fast, to find me you got to be smart, but to be me? Damn you must be kidding...
STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand
If you get inspired to write at random moments through the day put this on your profile.
Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them
like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random!
Don’t knock on death’s door…ring the doorbell and run. He hates that.
Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later
Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!
I'm the kind of girl who gets straight As in every subject, but still can't operate a fan by use of a simple knob.
I'm the kind of girl who laughs at... nothing.
I'm the kind of girl who gets on the bad side of a teacher by correcting their grammar.
I'm the kind of girl who looks at Twilight and laughs at the cheesiness.
I'm the kind of girl who has a picture of Joe Jonas pasted to my dart board. DIE YOU STUPID JONAS BROTHER!
I'm the kind of girl who walks into the Mental Hospital and greets the receptionist bye name.
I'm the kind of girl who is willing to drop-kick Twilight books out of my apartment window.
I'm the kind of girl who can hold a conversation with you for fifteen minutes and then ask, "What was your name again?"
I'm the kind of girl who reads rather than watching television.
I'm the kind of girl who is considered weird.
I'm the kind of girl who would've let Stupid Edward commit suicide.
I'm the kind of girl who thinks that Stephenie Meyer and all of her little vampires should be charged with first degree murder for the death of good literature.
I'm the kind of girl who doesn't care what you think.
I'm the kind of girl who doesn't care if you care what I think because I don't care what you think, so you needn't care what I think and I don't care.
I'm the kind of girl who plots against fictional characters.
I'm the kind of girl who would scream "Boo!" at a football game and then ask what the bad call was.
I'm the kind of girl who thinks that as you read this, you will laugh and nod and repost.
I'm the kind of girl who believes in equal rights, and doesn't care if I sound cheesy.
I'm the kind of girl who finds what's lost where I already looked.
I do not suffer from insanity! I enjoy every minute of it!
-I haven't lost my mind! I sold it on eBay.
-I have plenty of common sense! I just chose to ignore it.
-Yeah, I'm a freak. BUT I'M THE COOLEST FREAK YOU'LL EVER MEET!!
-if olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
-Love your enemies. And that's only one way to annoy them!
-tell the truth and RUN FOR IT
-If everything is going well in my mind then you have overlooked something
-you cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder
-education is important, but school is another matter
-I was normal once. But then I watched Doctor Who
-The one who smiles when all goes wrong has thought of someone to blame
-I got you a present. It's a CD. I hope you don't have it already coz I don't have the receipt. i didn't exactly buy it.
-When in doubt, make up words
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
-Silence is golden, duct tape is silver
-One day we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject
-You know, 1/7 people have fallen of there nut. Look at 6 of your friends, and if they're all good, IT"S YOU!
-Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk. They spend the second part telling us to sit down and shut-up
-Flying is simple! Just throw your self towards the earth, then miss the ground.
-Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out
-Boys are like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
-I'm a news reporter. "What's that" i hear you ask. Well, what I do is firstly say "Good afternoon" then i tell you why my previous greeting was not true.
-When somebody annoys you, it takes up 42 muscles to frown, but only 4 to reach out and punch the hell outa them. You can do so 10 times and still have 2 muscles to waste! BARGAINBARGAINBARGAIN
-Be insane. Well behaved girls are no fun to read about
--If you can't BEAT them, JOIN them
If you can't JOIN them, BRIBE them
If you can't BRIBE them, BLACKMAIL them
If you can't BLACKMAIL them, KILL them
If you can't KILL them, your SCREWED
--I had a friend once. Then his rope broke and he ran for it
-I took the less traveled road... NOW WHERE THE HECK AM I?
-DO NOT HIT KIDS!! No, seriously. They have guns now.
-before embarking on revenge, dig 2 graves. That way if someone gets in the way, you can dispose of each body quickly
RANDOMOSITY: The art of being random.
Things that changes color:
((this one makes me sad))
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP! Paste this on your profile if you're against child abuse!
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me ESP.
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
7 Reasons Not to Mess with Children (small children)
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
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