ThinkingCAPSLOCK
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Author has written 56 stories for Professor Layton, Legend of Zelda, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, Naruto, Kingdom Hearts, Howl's Moving Castle, Sengoku Basara/戦国BASARA, and Homestuck.

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You are thinkingCAPSLOCK. Contrary to popular belief, you are comprised of THREE DOUCHEBAGS (Orange, Marly and Rid), rather than just the one. You write a SHITLOAD OF FANFICTION, most of which is currently either about PROFESSOR LAYTON or HOMESTUCK. While you initially owed the inspiration for all you did to SKAIJO, you now owe it to your READERS, including the ONES THAT HATE YOU. Especially the ONES THAT HATE YOU. You are prone to the occasional TYPO because fuck EDITING, you are probably the only one that will read this STUFF anyway.

You have a TUMBLR that you use for UPDATES on your stories and an AO3 for ONESHOTS and fun. They are both UNDER the same name but sometimes THE LINKS AREN'T THERE because of how FANFICTION works.

Enjoy.

Wrong Number by Lynse reviews
The Doctor receives a phone call, and it doesn't take him long to realize that it's the wrong number. But now, of course, the Doctor's curiosity is aroused, and he just has to investigate. Initially a one-shot, now continued.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Magic School Bus - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,434 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 9/23/2010 - 10th Doctor - Complete
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Obscura reviews
Rule number 1: Cool guys never remove their sunglasses.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 110 - Words: 116,698 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Dave S.
Orange reviews
Dave thought he would simply fade to nothingness once all had been said and done. He thought wrong.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 53 - Words: 77,410 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Davesprite
Blank Slate reviews
They didn't get to make a new universe. But he and Karkat had a chance to rebuild their worlds, and they were going to take it. No matter what happened, or how long it took.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 41 - Words: 44,472 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 8/4/2011 - John E., Karkat V. - Complete
With Naught But Jest reviews
Sometimes the written word is the best therapy there is. Rose transforms her experience into the language of stories in an effort to understand, bringing with it more than a little of the life she's led.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,567 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Rose L.
Only Ten More Years reviews
A short glimpse into a younger Bro's life.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Dirk S., Dave S. - Complete
To Stab the Sky reviews
Bro sits Dave down and forces him to watch episode after episode of shitty anime. But why is he doing this? And why does that pair of shades look so damn familiar?
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,737 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 5/11/2012 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Dave S., Dirk S.
Professor Layton and the Rewritten Return reviews
The sequel to PL and the Rewound Repercussions, featuring Legal's new life. Spoilers for the third game.
Professor Layton - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 11,999 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 2/9/2011 - H. Layton, Clive/Klaus
What She Wanted reviews
And then there were two.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,146 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Karkat V., Vriska S. - Complete
Advance or A8scond reviews
There are only ever two options. Vriska stumbles across a dream bubble of tyrian and black, but it's not the empress-to-be she once knew.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Vriska S. - Complete
Collection reviews
The low hum in the air warns you about what is to come. Her minions are approaching. What do you do?
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Roxy L., Dirk S. - Complete
Jellyfish Romance reviews
"I want to date a jellyfish." The statement sounded simple enough, if terribly bizarre. But what did it mean?
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,762 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Rose L.
SQU1SHY reviews
Growing older means blood-coloured eyes, which is just one of the many problems Karkat must face. He and Terezi work hard and play hard, all to keep from getting a BAD END.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 71,004 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Karkat V., Terezi P.
A Very Obscura Christmas reviews
Who better to spend the holiday with than your large, somewhat dysfunctional family?
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,819 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Paternal reviews
It took a while for John to realize there were some movies he could never see the same way again.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,527 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/18/2011 - Published: 7/28/2011 - John E. - Complete
Professor Layton and the Study Session reviews
Layton and Legal try to guide young Luke through the enigma that is his semiotics course. Possible spoilers for the third game.
Professor Layton - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,784 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 10/9/2011 - H. Layton, Luke T.
In Which it Rains Quite a Bit reviews
Howl and Calcifer display peculiar fascinations with the weather.
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Michael, Howl
Odd One Out reviews
Sometimes it's the differences that make people the same. Enter the strangely unifying power of candy apple oddities.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,182 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Dave S., Karkat V.
Make Her Pay reviews
Troll romance is based on one of the two primary emotions: hate and pity.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,609 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Terezi P., Karkat V.
Across the Galaxy reviews
After Dave accidentally reveals that he can't remember the Star Wars movies, John takes it upon himself to tutor his friend about the awesomeness that is the series. Bro, ever a fan, decides to join in this education though much to Dave's displeasure .
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,324 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/7/2011 - John E., Dave S.
Funebre reviews
No one should have to face death alone. Not even Betas.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,529 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Dave S., Jade H. - Complete
Winter Wonderbland reviews
An inexperienced Dave is introduced to the wonder that is snow. Just so much snow. So very, very much.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Dave S. - Complete
Coin Flip reviews
There were always two results to a coin flip. Terezi centric
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Terezi P., Karkat V. - Complete
BUT C4NDY 4PPL3S 4R3 MY F4VOURIT3 reviews
Why bother with the hemospectrum when you can live with a carnival every day? The red chalk is obviously the best.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Terezi P., Karkat V. - Complete
Professor Layton and the Strange Correspondance reviews
It all begins with an odd letter the professor receives in the mail. Without thinking, a heated back and forth is born between him and his mysterious recipient.
Professor Layton - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/3/2011 - H. Layton
Professor Layton and the Uncomfortable Teatime reviews
Descole comes round for tea, much to Layton's surprise. But why?
Professor Layton - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 12/15/2010 - H. Layton
Luke Triton and the First Surprise reviews
Luke goes on a mini adventure right at home to discover something all true gentlemen must have.
Professor Layton - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Luke T., H. Layton
Professor Layton and the Objectionable Objection reviews
When the professor is called in as an expert puzzle witness to trial, he inadvertantly is thrown into a world of witch trials and bad puns.
Crossover - Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney & Professor Layton - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,109 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Phoenix W./Nick
Kairi's Dress reviews
Kairi reveals a shocking secret about what she REALLY likes. Kairi/Dragon Dress
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Kairi - Complete
Professor Layton and the Christmas Adventure reviews
Luke's parents unexpectedly drop Luke off for the winter vacation, expecting Layton to take care of him over Christmas. Will Luke cheer up? Will the professor manage to bring hope back to the abandoned boy?
Professor Layton - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,340 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Complete
My Sammuraimmortal reviews
I AM SANADA GENJIROU YUKIMURA!1 A My Immortal parody.
Sengoku Basara/戦国BASARA - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,298 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - S. Yukimura, D. Masamune
In Which Howl Makes Ice Cream reviews
Fearing further temperature-related arguments with Michael, Howl decides to try and rectify the heated situation.
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,178 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Howl, Michael - Complete
Train Station reviews
AU. They were Heartless now, she explained. Stuck in the empty train station, doomed to forever watch the comings and goings of others without ever being seen.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Sora - Complete
Professor Layton and the Rewound Repercussions reviews
The professor visits Legal after the events of Unwound Future. SPOILERS FOR THE THIRD GAME.
Professor Layton - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 14,729 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 12/14/2010 - H. Layton, Clive/Klaus - Complete
Luke Triton and the Impossible Orange 2: EB reviews
Electric Boogaloo Luke tries once more to overcome his enemy.
Professor Layton - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Luke T., H. Layton - Complete
Professor Layton and the Untimely Illness reviews
Flora and Luke strive to find a way to cheer the bedridden professor.
Professor Layton - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Luke T., Flora R. - Complete
Luke Triton and the Terrible Night reviews
Luke faces his first night sleeping alone in the professor's house.
Professor Layton - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Luke T., H. Layton - Complete
Jean Descole and the Snifter of Wine reviews
Descole drunkenly remembers his university days.
Professor Layton - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Complete
Luke Triton and the Impossible Orange reviews
Luke struggles to peel a stubborn piece of fruit. Will he succeed? Only time will tell.
Professor Layton - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 34 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Complete
Luke Triton and the Great Farewell reviews
Professor Layton and Luke come to terms with Luke's impending departure.
Professor Layton - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,931 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/2/2010 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Complete
Here we are in the Twilight reviews
Midna changed from beginning to end of the long adventure, her opinions of the hero, the light and herself changed. Songfic.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Link, Midna
Professor Layton and the Study of Tea reviews
Before the stovepipe hat and puzzle skills, Hershel Layton learns the art of making tea from his own professor.
Professor Layton - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Complete
Luke Triton and the Empty Chair reviews
Alone in the house, Luke has no choice but to wait for the professor to return.
Professor Layton - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Complete
It Has Nothing to Do With That
Something was just off with Prince Sora...AU.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Sora - Complete
Luke Triton and the Enigmatic Puzzle reviews
A Valentine's saga in the confines of Grossenheller University. Layton/Legal Luke
Professor Layton - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,799 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Complete
In Which There is Much Back and Forth reviews
How Howl and Calcifer met, frequently interrupted by Michael.
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Howl, Michael - Complete
In Which Howl Loses a Ring and Gains an Apprentice reviews
How Michael's arrangements came to be.
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Complete
As My Memory Rests reviews
Being forced into the future, Link reflects on who he is, what has changed, and what he's going to do about it. Songfic.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Link - Complete
Professor Layton and the Bedtime Story Game reviews
The story is about alcoholism. Also, Edgeworth. Scripted by Barton the policeman.
Professor Layton - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Complete
Forgetmenots reviews
After being within the sacred realm for seven long years, Link wakes up to find he has lost many of his old friends.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Link, Skull Kid - Complete
My Sasuke reviews
In a world of goffs and preps, Naruto falls for an unlikely man...My Immortal Parody. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/22/2010 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Chapter in which Howl Nearly Loses an Apprentice reviews
In a time before Sophie, how do Howl and his protege Michael manage to get along...?
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Howl, Michael - Complete
Kingdom Hearts 746Apricot Weekends reviews
Was the epic saga all just Sora's brain's interpretation of randomly firing neurons?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Sora, Riku - Complete
Professor Layton and That Time He Pissed Off Luke reviews
The professor chases Luke across the city after a slip of the tongue.
Professor Layton - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Complete
Professor Layton and the Evanescing Ballad reviews
There's always something that can rip the soul out of your every waking moment - and for Professor Layton, that something was missing Luke. SONGFIC
Professor Layton - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Complete
Another Sort of Trouble reviews
Sometimes having a legion of fans isn't as much fun as it seems. One of them is bound to be a little bit...off.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Link, Colin - Complete
Professor Layton and the Sexy Vampires Gone Wild reviews
The professor is interrupted during his afternoon tea by the sudden appearance of Legal!Luke and Don Paolo. Suddenly, young Luke and Flora appear, but is everything as it seems? No. Will the professor ever manage to finish his tea? Possibly.
Professor Layton - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,173 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Complete