2011-05-31: Meeting the Future: "Nobody Move! I've dropped me brain!"

Sorry that I haven't updated last Sunday. My Brain has gone on a holiday together with a certain Captain Jack Sparrow. I am trying to finish this chapter, but for some reason a lot of words like "Keelhaul, Savvy, Marooned, Accord," pop into the text... and for some reason all the characters are suddenly speaking about Rum, and have a heavy accent.
I need to fin' me brain, before I can post the next chapter, but I am trying my best. Can't have yer all unhappy, like. Savvy?

Anyone know a brain for sale?
(Just for the darn reccord, I need to say that it's getting worse...)

Hi everyone!

So. Um... a bit of bio about myself then... um...

Born: July 24 1983
Family: 1 son (Jonathan - 2010), 3 cats, 1 room-mate.
Lives: Stockholm, Sweden.
Favourite spare time fancies: Watch Movies, Read, Socialise
Don't enjoy: Spending 7 hours at the E.R before I get to see a doc. And Bananas. Hate banana - they are pure evil.
Likes to read on Fanfiction.net: Harry Potter (Draco/Hermione), Inu Yasha (Inu Yasha/Kagome, sometimes Kagome/Sesshoumaru), Big Bang Theory (Penny/Leonard and all the others too in a friendly way), Pirates of theCaribbean (Captain Jack Sparrow/someone), Ranma ½ (Ranma/Akane), the wonder full worlds of Dianna Wynne Jones (Howls moving castle or Chrestomanci is prefered). I do stray onto other paths of fanfics depending on what I feel like reading. But these are the categories I find myself returning to ever so often.

I must apologise in advance. I am one of those who is really, really terrible at leaving a review. I blame it on several things - even if they are no excuse. I would like to leave a rewiew on all the fanfictions that I read, but my English is not good enough. I want to leave a great rewiewthat tells the authors just what I thought about it, the ups and the downs. But I often find myself only being able to write "Hello!"... and then I'm stuck. I don't want to be one of those who just write "Hello. Great fic, keep it up." - no, I want to be one of those who leaves a rewiew that the author can be happy to receive. But no... I'm forever doomed to not be able to find the words. If I where to leave a review in Swedish, even then it would only be adequet at best. So to all of you I have not left a rewiwe to, I am sorry. I also blame you just a tad - with a smile on my face. I find myself sometimes so eager about a fic I've just read that I forget to post a rewiew and jump straight to the author in hopes to find something else to read from that person. So, its all your fault I forget to write a rewiew - your stories are just too great!

I, myself, find that I am no great writer. I wish I was, but I'm not. I have my head filled with ideas for great stories, but I lack the tallent to put it down on paper. So I salute all of you who are able to do so, and especially those of you who does it again, and again - without fail.
But I am going to try. I have 2 fics stuck in my head that I desperatly want to share with you all. So, I am going to try to write them, even if it's going to take forever.

This is where I hint about needing a beta. My english is not good enough to not need a beta. Well, I sorta need more than a beta. I more or less need a good publisher (if my idea of a beta, and a publisher are correct, that is). I need someone to read everything before I post it. That person needs to be really good with writing her-/himself, so that he/she can make comments and add or deduct text they see fit. So that they can spot all the errors I will make in my doomed atempt at writing. I want to make my stories as good as they can be, since I want to be proud of my work, and I want people to enjoy reading them.

If I forget - all that I post here are fanfictions. Just my tiny tribute to something I really like. I do not, in any way, own anything from the originals. If there are elements in the stories that are not in the originals, then they belong to me.