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Currently obsess with Mentalist and Patrick Jane.

When TM on break, I discovered FanFic and fallen madly in love with all the wonderful writers and their amazing stories here!

I wish I could write stories like these...but Im more a reader than a writer. I cant even write a decent review... :(

When I read a good story, I wish I can write a good review to thank the writer for her wonderful work and to convey how much I love her work and what I love about the story but most of the time the word just does not come out right...Uhhh...Im going to blame it on - I learn English as 2nd language ^^

May be thats why I love PJ so much, he is so good with words!

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The Irony by awakethelion reviews
Hermione Granger gets stuck in her Animagus form and is put in the care of the only one strong enough to control her - Severus Snape. The over-achieving know-it-all Gryffindor, is, in the eyes of Hogwarts student body, home taking care of her ill parents, while in reality she is now living life posing as Professor Snape's familiar. J.K. Rowling owns all the characters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 83,849 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 1,048 - Updated: 6/29 - Published: 8/13/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Fancy by Idan reviews
After Silver Wings of Time, Jane reflects, Cho makes threats, and Lisbon throws a punch. Facing a new phase in their relationship, Jane and Lisbon try to adjust.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,856 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/10/2014 - Published: 4/14/2014 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.] Kimball C. - Complete
Wish Upon A Shooting Star by LetMeWalkTheEarthWithYou reviews
Season 6/ - "When we get him, Lisbon, we'll do it your way. I promise. I'll let you arrest him. I swear I won't interfere. I won't trick you or leave you at the side of the road ever again." "You left me at the side of the road?" she repeats, trying to sound angry but he can hear the laugh in her voice. She can probably just picture him doing that./ Patrick J. & Teresa L. /
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,758 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/29/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Cross Purposes by hardly loquacious reviews
Lisbon and Jane independently reflect on past and future choices. Unfortunately there are no easy answers. Particularly when communication is difficult. Post 6.18.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,744 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/27/2014 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
A Sad Beautiful Tragic Love Affair by Nerwen Aldarion reviews
One-shot. Red John is captured and time has passed, the team has gone its separate ways and Lisbon is still trying to come to terms with what happened and the scars that were left on her. The reunion at Cho's wedding gives her an opportunity to face those demons again...or maybe just continue to break her. Jisbon
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,481 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/1/2013 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Pet Project by Caeria reviews
Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 338,844 - Reviews: 11295 - Favs: 8,407 - Follows: 6,399 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Miscellanea by ch19777 reviews
A collection of random, prompt-based fic(let)s. Will probably be mainly Jane/Lisbon, but different genres. Chapter 12: Crossing Lines
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,171 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J.
Mentalist Episode Tag: Red Velvet Cupcakes, 5x20 by Donnamour1969 reviews
Set post episode. Lisbon notices a growing tension between Jane and her. Humor and a hint of Jisbon. Spoilers, 5x20. Rated T for language and adult innuendo.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,117 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/23/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Mentalist Episode Tag: Red in Tooth and Claw, 5x14 by Donnamour1969 reviews
Set immediately post episode. Jane and Lisbon discuss dating, dinosaurs, and Achilles heels. Spoilers, 5x14. Friendship/humor, hints of Jisbon. Mild language.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
50 Ways to Feel by tromana reviews
Jane/Lisbon oneshot collection based on the Fantasy Script's '50 Feelings' list. Final: Requiem: falling in love is possibly the worst thing they could have done.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 95,234 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Vermillion Vignettes by MorgannaLeFae reviews
Drabbles of one hundred words. That they are people: full of broken edges and jagged scars.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 3,537 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/20/2012 - Published: 6/5/2011
Drugged by hardly loquacious reviews
Jane plus Lisbon plus strange mind/libido-altering substance alien-in-origin or not . That's pretty much it, really. Written for a trope meme at the request of spyglass and 13oct.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,371 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Cheap Imitation by LittleMender reviews
Tag 4x17 Cheap Burgundy. She was weighted by a bad case of doldrums with a touch of despair from which she desperately needed rescue. Fortunately, that sort of thing was what Jane excelled at in general and was expert in with this subject in particular.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,713 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Cadencia by LittleMender reviews
Tag to 4x14 At First Blush. Red John may still be his obsession, though that was somewhat muddy now, but she had the distinct impression sometimes that she was his pet project.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,010 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Secret Drawer by hardly loquacious reviews
We all have our secret hiding places. We all have our memories. For Chibs. Merry Christmas.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,415 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Abernathy Undercover by bloodwrites reviews
Jane and Lisbon, undercover at a holiday bash thrown by Mashburn in their honor, navigating a new - and very secret - romance. A little smut, a little heart, and Jane in glasses. What more could you possibly ask for?
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,001 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Mentalist Episode Tag: Blinking Red Light, 4x7 by Donnamour1969 reviews
Picks up right where the episode leaves off. Lisbon waits for Jane at the crime scene. Major spoilers: DO NOT read until you've watched the episode! No copyright infringement intended.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Mentalist Episode Tag: Where in the World? 4x6 by Donnamour1969 reviews
Jane and Lisbon discover a new facet of their relationship. Spoilers, 4x6. Friendship/ humor. No copyright infringement intended.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
a Road lEss traveleD by 221b Baker Street reviews
In physics, there are things that are called Quantum Events, small, seemingly insignificant events that change things on a grand scale, and in theory, creating multiple universes or timelines as repercussions. This is one of those stories...
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,185 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Complete
No More Illusions by LittleMender reviews
Follow-up to "Nothing Up My Sleeve". She had said she didn't need a knight-in-shining-armor, and she was right. She carried her own. He hoped she would find someone else with whom she could lay it aside. He hadn't expected the regret to be so palpable.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,350 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
What a Fellowship by LittleMender reviews
He couldn't give in to the pull she unknowingly exerted. It was better to distance himself, to leave her behind. And selfish creature that he was, he just didn't think he could do that. Installment #6 in the Holiday/Next Time Series.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,545 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Will You Marry Me? by Iloveplotbunnies reviews
He hopes that if he asks enough, she'll eventually say "yes". J/L COMPLETE.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,438 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Nothing Up My Sleeve by LittleMender reviews
Companion piece to 'A Magician Never Reveals', The Long Talk Part 2. "I won't be angry. We're past that now. Just tell me." It wasn't a command but an invitation. He closed his eyes and swallowed, fighting the urge to physically lean on her.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,090 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Kith and Kin by hardly loquacious reviews
3.21 Post-ep. Before leaving for the day, Rigsby discovers that he has more in common with his boss than he thought.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,160 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Wayne R., Teresa L. - Complete
A Magician Never Reveals by LittleMender reviews
Tag to 3x20. Redacted. She had stuck her neck out for the 100 times umpteenth time, put her job on the line, her career, her ass, and all the master of mentalism, the wizard of words, the conveyor of crap could come up with was thank you?
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,689 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Red Mail by information specialist reviews
When Lisbon is accused of sending an inappropriate e-mail, Jane is too busy enjoying her dilemma to set the record straight. Minor spoilers for episode "Pink Chanel Suit". Inspired by Interpersonal Relationships written by Iloveplotbunnies.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,077 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
A Merry Hunt by LittleMender reviews
She looked at him and burst into laughter. He had never seen someone look so . . . merry. It was an old word, archaic really, out-dated and romantic. But it fit. Installment #5 in the Holiday/Next Time Series.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,362 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Coming Up Roses by Cathartes reviews
Lisbon just can't let him brood in peace.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,959 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
The Eyes Have It by LittleMender reviews
Tag to 3x19 Every Rose Has Its Thorn. He had trusted her with his secrets and part of his secret self. He had seen her anger and fear, her uncertainty and faith, her affection and compassion, her kindness and hope. It was all in her eyes.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,197 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
There, And Then It's Gone by LittleMender reviews
Tag to "The Red Mile". Though both her presence and question had caught him by surprise, he could tell she was just as taken aback by his sudden appearance. Alone in the night and lost in thought, he had managed to find Lisbon in the midnight hour.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,301 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
When Irish Eyes Are Smiling or The Kindly Light by LittleMender reviews
She stood and gave him a tug, and he followed her onto the dance floor. A few steps in, he stopped and pulled her back to him, and she drifted into his embrace. Installment #4 in the Holiday/Next Time Series.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,646 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Fifteen Beats by boutondor reviews
"Agent Lisbon, I understand that you have asked for a transfer out of your unit." - *Extremely belated* birthday fic for Tromana.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,596 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Closets, Paintings and Shattered Revelations by Iloveplotbunnies reviews
"Of course." He responded. "I have many pictures of you—my favorite has to be the one where you're not wearing…" SMACK. Jane uncrossed his arms to move his hand to his throbbing cheek. "I was going to say gun!" J/L
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,765 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Scarlet Woman by Cathartes reviews
Lisbon and Jane go undercover at couples' counseling, but their personal issues keep interfering with the case. Mostly because Jane keeps bringing them up.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,767 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Mentalist Episode Tag: Red Gold, 3x15 by Donnamour1969 reviews
Jane and Lisbon deal with the aftermath of Lisbon's injury in two distinctly different ways. Fluffy one-shot tag with a hint of Jisbon. Spoilers for episode 3x15. No copyright infringement intended.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Chilly Dogs, Brandy Snifters and Afternoon Tea by 221b Baker Street reviews
Just another afternoon at 221B Baker Street.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,853 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Complete
Hearts and Chocolates by LittleMender reviews
She smiled remembering the last time she & Jane had shared champagne. She knew Valentine's Day would be "next time". But Jane hadn't mentioned anything. Maybe he had forgotten. Not Jane-he never forgot anything. Installment #3 of Holiday/Next Time Series.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,373 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
The Dangers of Literature by Sake-kunXx reviews
While a reading Jane was a quiet Jane – never something to complain about- it's his turn to pay for close case pizza. Slight language, a lot of Jane being a pain in Lisbon's backside... just what he does best
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
A Midwinter's Tale by LittleMender reviews
When he caught sight of the blood smear, a small handprint that swept toward the door and still seemed to desperately cling to the frame in one last attempt to resist being taken, he inhaled a sudden, frenzied breath and called Cho.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,814 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
The Mentalist: Red Jane by Donnamour1969 reviews
A sunburn can sometimes be a bit more complicated than you think. One-shot continuation of my fic "Red Delicious," but could stand on its own. A bit of Jisbony fluff.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,521 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Mentalist Episode Tag: Bloodhounds, 3x12 by Donnamour1969 reviews
Before and after Jane bought Lisbon a new couch for her office. A one-shot on the fluffy side with a hint of Jisbon. Spoilers: 3x12. No copyright infringement intended.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Solitude by kickstergal reviews
"You're a child, Lisbon, making up stories. The only story here is that I'm a monster in the making." Jane's POV on his attic hideaway. Slight Jisbon. Set after 3.9 Red Moon.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,267 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Slow Roasted Robusta Beans by Hollow Nightmare reviews
"I don't like the taste of coffee." / "So?" / "Well, if you're going to be drinking it, I'm not going to be kissing you." Jane/Lisbon banter.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Drunken Disclosures by hardly loquacious reviews
Post-ep to 3.10. Lisbon takes Jane back to his apartment after his alcohol aversion therapy. Fic!Gift for Afterglow04, prompt: Take me Drunk.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,861 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Teresa, It's Cold Outside by waterbaby134 reviews
Jane and Lisbon ditch the CBI Christmas party and spend some quality time together. Inspired by the christmas carol "Baby It's Cold Outside."
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,631 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Secret Santas and rednosed reindeer by Afterglow04 reviews
"Why can't we just have one Secret Santa where nobody knows who's buying whom a present or what they'll get?" Secret Santa is always fun when Patrick Jane is involved.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,530 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Win by lil smiles reviews
The team desperately needed a win. *She* desperately needed a win. Lisbon-centric. ONESHOT.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
O Come, O Come Lisbon by Iloveplotbunnies reviews
Now she'd have to make it up to him, and she doubted buying him a hippopotamus would fix anything. J/L-ish. 1st in the Christmas Lights series.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,523 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Pajamas! by Hollow Nightmare reviews
"Hey," she slurred, "you know what your initials spell?" Jane/Lisbon fluff.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,907 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Quick Kisses Under the Mistletoe by Brown Eyes Parker reviews
Jane and Lisbon share a kiss under the mistletoe. My take on what I wish would happen in "Jolly Red Elf". For Jisbon-Fan's birthday.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Tyger, Tyger by 221b Baker Street reviews
Chicago, 1975. Just one theory about the very beginning, the powerful world of trauma and the fearful symmetry of life.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,457 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Complete
False Hope by information specialist reviews
Episode tag to Red Ponies, so mild spoilers. Lisbon wants to be understanding and patient with Jane, but has to draw the line when he endangers her team.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,817 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Arsenic and Red Lace by 221b Baker Street reviews
Stomach flu epidemic at the CBI and murder at a Nursing Home in Rocklin, CA. Jane is getting sick and Lisbon is getting worried - could there by more than milk and sugar in the tea? A tribute to a classic play, dedicated to Alamo Girl!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,294 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 10/20/2010
Hummingbird by mswyrr reviews
Lisbon & Jane, early s3. "They'd gotten to the point where it would be ridiculous for him to say 'you didn't have to.'"
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,114 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Five Times Team Members were Accosted by by hardly loquacious reviews
Will be a series of unrelated oneshots about the team being accosted by various things. First up, Kidnappers. All genres, all relatively light. First one's a bit cracky. Some pure friendship, some J/L.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,794 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J.
50 Things to Say by tromana reviews
Jane/Lisbon oneshot collection in response to the Fantasy Script's '50 Phrases' challenge. LAST: Limited: She's his anchor, his life raft. She keeps him floating when he would otherwise drown.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 87,817 - Reviews: 734 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Redress by lil smiles reviews
In the end, he was the unlikely hero to set things right. AU - Post 2x08 His Red Right Hand. Jane/Lisbon. Epilogue: No Red John. Just Lisbon. His Lisbon. COMPLETE.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 10,467 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Into the Dawn by Iloveplotbunnies reviews
Post 2x23, "Instead, we're going to skip all the usual questions and we're going to get straight to the point—what the hell are you doing in my bed?" J/L-ish
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,707 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Courting Fire by 221b Baker Street reviews
One possible scenario of a rather important time in the life of young Patrick Jane. A one-off.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,440 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Complete
Just a Fine Line by forthecoast reviews
Danny's words follow Jane all the way back to Sacramento. In the aftermath of seeing his brother-in-law, Jane comes to terms with guilt and gratitude. Jane/Lisbon, post-ep for 3x02.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,986 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Interpersonal Relationships by Iloveplotbunnies reviews
It all begins with one email. J/L
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,746 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Stagnation, or the way to keep breathing by yaba reviews
Everyone has a weakness. Grace Van Pelt learns early on that for her boss, it's Patrick Jane. Jane/Lisbon.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,943 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Reminder by blondieland reviews
Contrary to popular belief, she can break him too. Jane/Lisbon.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Amendment of the Heart by Iloveplotbunnies reviews
Yes, he did like her—she didn't know that, and he preferred it to stay that way. J/L
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Persuasion by hardly loquacious reviews
A single choice can destroy a relationship. What do you do when life throws you back together with the one person you thought you'd never see again? Based loosely on Jane Austen's Persuasion, though the story stands on its own.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 62,965 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Good Witches and White Lies by mswyrr reviews
Missing scene from 2x23. What happened after Red John left?
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,238 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The Consequences of Wishing by Iloveplotbunnies reviews
If he was right, then why did it hurt so much to leave her? J/L Jello-Forever April Challenge: Wishes.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,749 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Mind boggling by Chiisana Minako reviews
Patrick Jane’s mind is powerful. He can trick pretty much everyone, can’t he? But unfortunately for him, not even his self-assured persona is immune to the sneakiness of his own mind; especially when it comes to Lisbon. -Oneshot.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,192 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Imitating Art by FiveRoses reviews
Jane and Lisbon having "literary" discussions about various books and disagreeing about Jane's supposed resemblance to the heroes of said books.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,960 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Softly, Like a Song by yaba reviews
Six turning points. Six love songs. The same resolution: they never needed words to tell each other how they feel. Jane/Lisbon. Post: 2.13. Written for the Jello-Forever February Challenge.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,687 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Antigone by Cathartes reviews
Between the living and the dead, there can be no competition.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,318 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 44 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Blue Memories by LSR-7 reviews
Lisbon is shot and Jane contemplates their relationship and her past while watching over her in the hospital. AUish in that the story is assumed to happen a year or two after Ep. 2.10. Jisbon. Sequel now up, look for "Azure Present".
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,986 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
From Bosco's Eyes by AV21 reviews
Couldn't help but wonder what Bosco was thinking all those times he got to watch Jane and Lisbon interact, so I wrote it. Jisbon, but from the perspective of Bosco.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,142 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J.
Couch Potato by rabidcrazygirl reviews
Three vignettes about Jane's time with the CBI centered around the greatest love story in "The Mentalist"--that of Jane and the couch. With healthy doses of Jane/Lisbon and some Van Pelt/Rigsby.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,985 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Notes by AV21 reviews
This whole damn thing reeked of Jane. She had no idea why, but where there was any any way Patrick Jane could be involved, Lisbon had learned to trust her gut. And her gut said it was him.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,987 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Complete
Scarlet Threads by SpaceAnJL reviews
*New ficlet* Today, my brain is all made up of random. And this is what happens when that is the case...
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 32,698 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009
Poetic Musings by YellowRosesAndHearts reviews
Jane uses some of his favorite poems to describe Lisbon. One Shot.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Movie Night by YellowRosesAndHearts reviews
A series of seven one-shots, featuring the CBI watching movies together. Final Chapter, J/L: "This night is something he's had before. Something he misses now, more than anything."
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,389 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Complete
Vampires, Mutants and Red Smiley Faces by 221b Baker Street reviews
Written before Blood Red Moon. Three CBI agents have too much time on their hands, and entirely too much imagination. A One-Off for my kids.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 41 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Complete
25 Departures by YellowRosesAndHearts reviews
25 things that happened in the year before the pilot, that established the relationships among the agents. Some Jane/Lisbon chapters.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 39,949 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Complete
Of Bullseyes and Bloody Betrayals by 221b Baker Street reviews
Set one week after Red John's Footsteps. Jane has 20 minutes to kill, and killing is very much on his mind. A one-off.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Complete
Double Dutch by 221b Baker Street reviews
A random definition leads to word play, then semantics, apologetics and a weird and wonderful hypothesis. One-off and kinda fun.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,573 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Complete
Paint It Red, Black & Blue by 221b Baker Street reviews
A sequel to Paint It Red, but set immediately after Crimson Casanova. Arlov wants his painting back...
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,173 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 2/25/2009
Red Tables Turning by 221b Baker Street reviews
My first fanfic. Criminal Minds/Mentalist crossover. 3 guests from the BAU visit, shortly after 'Red John's Friends'. I've taken some license, but I guarantee you'll never look at the smiley face the same way again.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,938 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Complete
The Silvering Divide by Somigliana reviews
Hermione encounters a strange lake-dweller one morning. Her new friend will give her insight into the most mysterious man of them all...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,591 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 12/2/2008 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Where Your Treasure Is by zeegrindylows reviews
SS/HG. Post-Deathly Hallows. Severus Snape survives, only to find himself entangled in an enchantment he never expected. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 62 - Words: 376,449 - Reviews: 5027 - Favs: 2,470 - Follows: 801 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Coming Back to You by Michmak reviews
A little series of about 100 drabbles of 100 words each, no more, maybe less. Each drabble will be a progression of sorts into the rehabilitation of Snape after the events of Deathly Hallows, where certain events at the end of the book ahem, ahem have nev
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,239 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/7/2007 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G.
The Fire and the Rose by MetroRhos reviews
A potions accident leads to an unexpected meeting of minds.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 80,361 - Reviews: 1016 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 9/14/2002 - Published: 3/23/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Letter from Exile one Merciful Morning by Textualsphinx reviews
Here's angst laced with humour and tender enchantment; good grammar and lexicon serve as enhancement. And how can you not want Snape's wholesale Redemption. Or thoughts about Sex - sufficient temptation? Voted 'BEST ROMANCE' in Bloody Brilliant Awards.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,477 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/25/2001 - Published: 12/5/2000