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Author has written 1 story for Halo, and Dragon Age.

I tend to enjoy more humorous stories, so that's what you'll find in my favorites.

Hopefully you'll enjoy all I have to offer (not much).

05-05-2012


I ran into a brick wall with my Dragon Age story... so that's why I stopped. I am continuing it, though. While listening to the Bee Gees and the Trammps. That should tell you everything you need to know about it...


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Stars and Lakes by Fire The Canon reviews
Ron manages to ask Luna on a date, but when Malfoy ruins his original plans, he needs to quickly think of something else: a night under the stars.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,327 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2016 - [Ron W., Luna L.] - Complete
Empire's Son by blank101 reviews
COMPLETE! Dark AU-Action/Drama. In the chaos of conflict as a Republic crumbles into an Empire, two babies are smuggled to safety to keep them safe from a Sith Emperor's attention. It will not be enough. Their lives take very different paths, one raised as the Alliance's New Hope, the other as the Empire's Son. Luke Skywalker, Han Solo, Darth Vader, Palpatine, Leia Organa
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 374,229 - Reviews: 1195 - Favs: 1,170 - Follows: 708 - Updated: 10/3/2015 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Han S., Luke S.
To Smite in Winter by Ikasury reviews
While on the way to getting started, Tess, the poor Grey Wardan-mage-elf, is stuck once again listening to her companions bicker and when Morrigan threatens to leave, she has only one option to settle this... hilarity ensues... Now Officially a Drabble-Pile!
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 91,843 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/21/2014 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Alistair, Dog, Morrigan
Mon Cœur S'ouvre à Ta Voix by Rebecca Pierce reviews
I would kill for you, make the sun go up for you, but I don't think you understand that what I'm trying to say is simply that I belong to you.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 127,179 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 6/6/2014 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Rukia K., T. Hitsugaya
What the Flip in Dead Space by ZwIcK reviews
Dead Space goes crazy. -Er.
Dead Space - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,720 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/1/2014 - Published: 6/25/2011
Reminiscence by anonymous moose reviews
"Primarch Vakarian? Uh, sir? I'm here to ask you about Commander Shepard." Shepard/Vakarian.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 104,927 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 684 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F)
The Misfits by Matt the Batman Fan reviews
A tale of heroes saving the world one sin at a time.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 148 - Words: 1,270,579 - Reviews: 1246 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 6/2/2006 - Stephanie B., Bruce W./Batman
Dudders by SoulMalady reviews
There's a strange boy at the doorstep. And he's claiming to be Harry Potter's godson. One-shot, feel good story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,635 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 117 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Harry P., Dudley D., Teddy L. - Complete
Allure Immune Harry by Racke reviews
Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,628 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 6,882 - Follows: 1,783 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Latent Maternal Instinct by ChronicallyinFlaming reviews
Miranda finds an abandoned Turian baby on a desolate mining colony. Knowing that she's screwed if Shepard finds out, she decides to take care of the baby out of some latent maternal instinct.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,786 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Miranda L., Garrus V. - Complete
Red Rose by Ayane458 reviews
An anonymous sender leaves South a single red rose for Valentine's Day.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,206 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/24/2012 - South, Wash - Complete
Mistress Misfit by myTme reviews
Sesshomaru learns that money and accolades are not the only things needed to make him a good man. Warning: Mild cussing.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,742 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Unexpected by harpychick reviews
Elissa Cousland didn't always have a silver tongue, and some relationships were destroyed before she learned how to use it. Alistair/Morrigan, because I like the idea. Rated M, in the spirit of better safe than sorry.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,872 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Alistair, Morrigan
Clutter by forthright reviews
AU. Mrs. Higurashi decides to help her daughter put her life together; enter Sesshoumaru, professional organizer extraordinaire. A romantic comedy told in 100 word snippets. COMPLETE
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 200 - Words: 33,491 - Reviews: 4210 - Favs: 1,722 - Follows: 758 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Killed by Canon by Hawki reviews
Oneshot: Noble Six wasn't killed by the Covenant. No...it was something much worse, something that made the aliens pale in comparison. A horrific force of nature, known only by the name of continuity...
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/18/2011 - SPARTAN-B312/Noble Six - Complete
Offerings by KCousland reviews
Written for the Valentine's day challenge on the Cheeky monkeys forum. Someone's in love with Kallian and the time has come for him to make his feelings known. With a little help from friends. One-shot.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,238 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Tabris, Sten - Complete
So Not My Problem by Sarah1281 reviews
All Revan wanted to do was stay alive and try to get with Bastila, in that order. He doesn't want to save the galaxy and he's not looking to help everyone he meets. Tragically, he's surrounded by hero types that keep trying to drag him along for the ride.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 99,156 - Reviews: 805 - Favs: 1,040 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Revan - Complete
Illusion by AdInventum reviews
Playing chess with Cortana was fun until the doctor reminded him she didn't exist anymore. Oneshot, kind of sad. I wanted to try something new. Please read and review!
Halo - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Master Chief/John-117, Cortana - Complete
Advice for the King by SurelyForth reviews
Showing impaired judgement, King Alistair turns to Anders and Warden-Commander Ron Mahariel for advice on how he should handle his future queen's feisty advances. Prompt fill for BSN, rated T for suggestiveness.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Anders, Alistair - Complete
Lord Vader's Limpet by frodogenic reviews
Several years post ROTJ, Lord Vader finds himself with a new role to fill-Grandpa. Extremely AU. If you've ever wanted to see Vader vs. Toddler, this is your story. : Humorous longshot. Cover courtesy of LV Writers image library.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,110 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 879 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Darth Vader, Ben Skywalker - Complete
Auditions by Freckles04 reviews
The pressure for King Alistair to produce an heir -- a legitimate heir -- begins. Bring on the auditions! One-shot.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,455 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Alistair - Complete
Harry Potter Investigation HPI: The Big Sleep by Sharptooth reviews
AU. Private Detective Harry Potter takes a case for General Greengrass: Seeing his daughter's difficulties taken care of. It seemed like an easy case, but appearances can be deceiving. A different kind of Harry Potter story. Harry/Daphne
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,664 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Harry P., Daphne G.
Gossip Queens by opalish reviews
After the war, Neville and Harry meet up to mock people and get drunk. It's a good life. Post-DH oneshot crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 1,952 - Follows: 238 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
The Nighthawk Chronicles by Cyclone reviews
Xander finds a use for that old codename... On hold.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 65 - Words: 100,241 - Reviews: 867 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 663 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 4/27/2005 - Xander H.
Disarmed by Aebhel reviews
Edmund joins the fencing club.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 1,178 - Follows: 159 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie - Complete
In Anger and Affection by Mana Mihara reviews
I’d spent the majority of my life believing one thing, and then BAM, life smacked me right between the eyes, leaving me dazed and befuddled. Why had I never realized my feelings for him until now? [NaruSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,286 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 51 - Published: 9/11/2007 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
The Arrangement by Random1377 reviews
Keitaro has some trouble with a very clingy girl at his cram school. Can Kitsune help him shake her, or is he doomed to be tormented for the rest of his schoolastic career? First place winner in TuxedoJack's 2006 WAFF contest.
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,438 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Complete
Just a Game of Dragonistic Truth or Dare by Evil Shall Giggle reviews
COMPLETE! A rather drunk Eragon starts up a game of truth or dare with Orik, Saphira, and Arya. Randomness, and some OOCness ensues. Other characters will appear later.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,442 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 1/4/2007 - Published: 9/14/2005 - Complete
Gambit by Harmony Bites reviews
One shot. Ron plays chess with Harry while contemplating ruthless choices. Warning: HBP spoilers and if you hate Snape, neither this fic nor author will be to your liking.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/31/2005 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Denial by Lisse reviews
Ron and Luna. She is not beautiful.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/26/2005 - Ron W., Luna L. - Complete
Shadow Lord's Bane by Split Infinitive reviews
Link, succumbing to the corruption of power and fame, has become a somewhat eccentric dictator in his own right...or so Zelda believes. Is hatred inevitable between the pair...or does their bond run deeper than that?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 79,312 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/5/2005 - Published: 6/28/2004 - [Link, Zelda] - Complete
The Supposing Game by Santanico reviews
Batman and Catwoman. A cold, drafty tower at midnight. And a guessing game that becomes something else entirely.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/2/2003 - Selina K./Catwoman, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
A Different Demon reviews
After Alistair becomes King of Felderen, he dispatches the Warden to the South to quell disturbances. However, there is another warrior who appeared there as well: One who has also been called a demon.
Crossover - Halo & Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 39 - Published: 1/2/2011 - SPARTAN-B312/Noble Six, Cousland