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They say "Guns don't kill people, people with guns kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Beware the letter "G." It is the end of everything.

If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.

Suicide is our way of saying to God, "You can't fire me! I quit!"

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

BEWARE OF VIOLISTS: We are secretly planning to take over the world.

YES, I am random, thanks for asking.

When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and yell, "Taste the freaking rainbow!"

1,2,3, more than three...

You laugh, I laugh
You cry, I cry
You jump off bridge... I gonna miss your e-mails.

Whoever said "anything is possible" never tried to slam a revolving door

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Silence is golden but duct tape is silver

The word "bed" actually looks like one!

Bad spellers... U NIGHT!!!

Don't say bad words, only the worst ones.

Violence is never the answer, but it happens anyway.

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water!

You call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark grows on trees. Trees are a part of nature. Nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful, thanks for noticing.

Education is important; school, however, is another matter.

Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

What did you have 4 breakfast, Carnation Instant Bitch?


THINK. It's not illegal yet.

I'll start acting NICER if you start acting SMARTER.

LOOK! a distraction!

Nah, it's not your fault. But I'm blaming you anyway, K?

I can't dial 911... there's no 11 on my phone.

You think I'm... SARCASTIC? Watch me pretend to care.

"YOUR STUPID!" My stupid what?

Without ME you're just AWESO

Growing old is obligatory. Growing up is optional.

Energizer Bunny arrested. Charged with battery.

People like you are the reason we have middle fingers

Almost every girl is a bitch, it just depends on how much or whether they like to show it

Violence is never the answer, its the plan B

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.

this is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is keep cat

this is a cat

this is dumbass cat

this is busy cat

this is for cat

this is forty cat

this is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on. (It's so funny to me XD)

can you blveiee tihs?

Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? yaeh i awlyas kenw i was strnage. XD

Quick! Write Down 7 warrior cats in no particular order

1. Leopardstar

2. Tigerheart

3. Whitestorm

4. Jayfeather

5. Mistystar


7. Dovepaw

Who would seven date; one or five?

Uh,i hope not, i think she has a thing for 2!

What if two saw six make out with three?

He would trip out, one of them is dead.

Have you ever read a fan fic about four?


What if five loved two?

Kinda againest the code

What would seven do if one got hit by a car?

She's already dead, it wouldn't help much.

What would two say if three went to live as a kittypet?

"I thought you were loyal, oh well now my kitties got a friend!"

What would seven do if one killed four?

She wouldn't be happy Jay's like her brotherish and he's the medicine cat.

*x0x*whales*post dis on ur profile if u think whaling is wrong!

╔╗╔═╦╗ Put this on your page
║╚╣║║╚╗If you like to laugh or
╚═╩═╩═╝ laugh too much.

(¸.•´ (¸.•´~ pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

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(='.'=) This is Bunny. Put him on your
(")_(")profile and help him on his
way to world domination.
(Dis bunny's gonna rule da world!)

Friends VS. Best friends

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin, "DAMN IT! We fucked up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Are yor personal crying sholder.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Lose your shit and tell you, "My's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say, "Bitch drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost

A poem about abortion. Very sad!

Month one

I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this (0-0, how can u not be against this?*cries*)

My name is Molly

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Molly

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

Now you have two choices

1) repost and show you care

2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart

(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

Seriously don't ignore this :'

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on the ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

I'm not really scared, i really just wanna see how many people will freak out.

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