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Author has written 9 stories for Ouran High School Host Club, Uncharted series, Naruto, and Avengers.

To be honest, I don't know. I'm not god. I'm not a super hero. I'm a twisted supervillian that enjoys helping the world burn. Somehow though, I mess up and end up looking like the moronic narcessistic hero. I have to admit, its the most annoying thing in the entire world.

Why take life so seriously? It's not like you're going to make it out alive anyway.

I'm a college student with a job. Don't jump on me when I don't update every week.

"You won't kill me out of some misplace self-rightousness and I won't kill you because you're simply to much fun." Joker

"I said nothing about the driver." Harvey Dent


Said Batman to Superman: Everyone looks up to you. They listen to you. If you tell them to fight, they fight. But they really need to be inspired and let's face it "Superman", the last time you inspired anyone was when you were dead.

The Alignment System

Natural Good: Black and White. What's wrong is wrong.

Natural Neutral: THIS PEAR! >.

Natrual Evil: I just wanna mess it up.

Lawful Good: Because the police man said so!

Lawful Neutral: Switzerland

Lawful Evil: Becasue the police man said not to!

Chaotic Good: I did it for a good reason.

Chaotic Neutral: Might save your life. Might steal your car. (In my case, I might do both. Depends what kind of car you drive.)

Chaotic Evil: I don't want to sit on the sidelines while the world burns. I'm gonna help!

This doesn't make sense. 8@ And neither does this apple: (O_O)

"That's what she said."
"She also said you were good in bed. Obviously she can't be trusted."
-Matt & Me-

"...I thought we did."
"I couldn't find the keys anyways! You have them!"
"NO I-" *key jingle sound* "Wait. Sorry. My bad."
-Kirstyn & Me-

Everybody lies.

"This is my best friend. She's bad a!"
"What do you mean?"
"She makes Chuck Norris cry!"
*everyone looks around for a Chuck Norris flying kick from nowhere*
"WOW! She must be cool! HE didn't even try to kill you!"
"Told ya!"
To me: "Can we have your autograph?"
"Like hell."
-Joseph, Some Random Girls he was friends with, & Me-

I'm glad you have faith in me but it's sadly wasted when you're depending on my morality.

How can you be happy when you hold no loyalty to anyone. No one gets close to you and nothing matters. You're willing to throw it all away in a moments notice when the going gets tough. What kind of exsistance is that?

People are such fleeting beings. Here one minute and gone the next or they'll betray you for another minute a life.

Trust me kid. You can't trust anyone.

I'm nobody. Who are you? Are you nobody too?

I'm the epitome of the human state: My life isn't worth more than yours to anyone else but me. And I'm the one who matters.

We believe what we want to believe. I believe, I'll have another beer.

It's not illegal until you get caught and it's still not illegal if you can lie well enough.

Admitting defeat before failure makes no sense at all.

When you commit a crime, always take the one person you know doesn't want to do it.

If you can't be good. Be good at it.

"I'm very bad and I'm very good - at being very bad." Tailyr

Best way to get out of a blown cover? Leave no one to identify you later.

"Some times, my nana takes her wig off when she's drunk."
"Your nana and I have that in common."

"I found a liquor store and I drank it."

Sic Parvis Magna

I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. Some from ahead and some come from behind. I've brought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. Now my troubles are going to have trouble with me.
-Dr. Seuss

This is for those who never made it back (Not mine):

I borrowed your brand new car and dented it.
I thought you'd kill me but you didn't.

Remember that day I dragged you to the beach and you said it would rain and it did?
I thought you'd say 'I told you so' but you didn't.

Remember the time I flirted with all the guys to make you jealous and you were?
I thought you'd leave me, but you didn't.

Here were a lot of things you didn't do
But you put up with me, loved me and protected me

There were lots of things I wanted to make up to you
When you retured from Iraq

But you didn't.

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Mistakes by mecha-hunter reviews
Even AI's can make mistakes. Churboose
Red vs. Blue - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/18/2014 - [L. Church/Alpha, M. Caboose] - Complete
Stuff Sebastian Thinks About by eikokazama reviews
Sebastian, the most popular student, and known in college as a player when it comes to relationships, goes on facebook and teases his boyfriend. At his lover's request, the best way Sebastian finds to quit smocking is to eat chocolate cookies. Lots of Smut/Yaoi - SebxCiel.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,843 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
Submit, Serve and Obey by Lightning Bee reviews
"Sam can remember exactly how the three of them became what they are now." Sam has always felt the need to submit, but when it had started to threaten his resolve against saying yes he'd known he was playing a dangerous game. Only Castiel had saved him leading into something Sam had never thought possible. Oneshot BDSM slash. Castiel/Sam leading into Castiel/Sam/Dean.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,974 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Sense Memory by DreamsofSpike reviews
Castiel discovers the hard way that he has a new weakness. Sam and Dean show him that it doesn't have to be all bad. Dean/Sam/Cas OT3, hurt/comfort, slash sexytimes, threesome
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,913 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/12/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Most Days by dandelionroot reviews
Shepard survived destroying the Reapers, but at what cost? (MShep / Steve Cortez) Spoilers for Mass Effect 3 Destroy Ending
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Shepard (M), Steven C. - Complete
Remember Now, Harry by Warviben reviews
All is not well on Privet Drive, and one Christmas Eve, Severus Snape is called upon to intervene.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 35,796 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 97 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Promises by purgatorians reviews
Castiel is dead, and Dean is struggling, until one night Dean opens the door to someone he never expected to see again. Post-Purgatory fic, pre-slash, hurt!Castiel, Dean/Castiel.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
You'll Be Safe by pumpkinless reviews
Dean never planned to volunteer for the Hunger Games, but it's not like he can let Sam compete in them. He's going to come back, though, if it's the last thing he does, and he's even got an angel there to help him.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,367 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Dean W., Castiel, Anna, Balthazar - Complete
Child Of Grace by HarmonyGurl1208 reviews
Dean does not know what to do when he becomes aware of the fact that he and Castiel are now parents to a celestial infant. :One-shot: Pre-Castiel/Dean.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
New Discovery by Tegan-Sebastian reviews
Sebastian and his Bocchan come back to the manor after a long vacation in the city. What will happen next?
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,444 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
The Verousiousa Parasite by everydaySUPAhero01 reviews
Ben is infected with an extremely rare alien parasite by Vilgax and the only known way to kill it will be the hardest choice he's ever made. It's either die or have his life and his friendship with Kevin change forever. Rated M for language and M/M sex. NOW COMPLETE! Male Pregnancy.
Ben 10 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,970 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Ben T., Kevin - Complete
Unfair Farewells by AllTheWrongLoves reviews
Goodbye is such a light word when you know you'll see that person again. But when their heart is slowing, it's the most heart breaking phrase you'll ever utter. continuation of 'A Goddamn Angel.'
Uncharted series - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,109 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/16/2012 - V. Sullivan, Nathan D. - Complete
What He's Really Like by paigeydoll reviews
When Haruhi breaks up with Tamaki, he decides not to take no for an answer and does something no one could have seen coming. When the Host Club finds out, how will they react, especially a tall, quiet senior? Rated T for non-graphic rape and violence.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,077 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Haruhi F., Mori/Takashi M.
This Hurricane by Cameron Kennedy reviews
Three bullets. Two guns. One dead man, and one realization - "Nothing," Italy says coldly, with tears on his cheeks. "There is NOTHING I won't do to save Germany."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,588 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 10/31/2011 - [N. Italy, Germany] - Complete
Only If For a Night by theatergurl reviews
It suddenly dawned on me I had a week left. I had a week left where I wouldn't be fighting for my life, a week left before I would die, and a week left with Peeta. At the thought of not being with him my chest tightened in pain.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,626 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
The Truth Comes Knocking by C.I.Gataki21 reviews
Ben and Kevin have been seeing eachother behind Gwen's back yet it never occured to Ben that he would have to see Kevin kiss his girlfriend or that he was the person on the side until now and it hurts.
Ben 10 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,140 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Kevin, Ben T. - Complete
Wrong Yet It Feels So Right by C.I.Gataki21 reviews
Ben and Kevin are watching movies at his house since Gwen's busy and there play fight crosses lines that where never meant to be crossed yet neither seem to care that it's wrong because it feels so right.
Ben 10 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,214 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Kevin, Ben T. - Complete
File: New Camp HalfBlood Restrictions by lecabe reviews
The list of things no longer allowed at Camp Half Blood, thanks to Elsie and Tori. It's just plain goofy; who doesn't love some clever, pointless silliness? Ranging generally over all the books. R&R, darlings!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,502 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 6/23/2009
Something That Will Last a Lifetime by Karson27 reviews
"What are you two running from?" I asked. "Who are you two?" "Fred weasley," the one next to me said, flashing me a smile. "You are?" "Jessica but you can call me Jessie. I'd-"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Fred W., OC
Oxygen by Karson27 reviews
I'm baaaack! Here's the sequel to Drowning On Air. Will Kyoya and Lei get back together. Will something keep them further apart? Will they end up dating other people? So many questions.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,565 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Kyōya O.
Hero by Karson27 reviews
Geneticist Dr. Chloe Martinez has been researching for the cure to stop nanites or E.V.O.s, now that she's found it how will the world react, will Van Kleiss stop at nothing to make sure it's lost forever even by kidnapping her, and how will Six react.
Generator Rex - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Agent Six, Rex S.
Abby's Mistake by sallysparrow11 reviews
Abby comes to work sick, and Gibbs finds out. my first story.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,207 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Abby S., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
The Death of Haruhi Fujioka by Scaramouche Khashoggi reviews
AU Tamaki did go to France. Now after an accident leaves Haruhi in the hospital and Ranka dead, the remaining Host Club members bind togther and make some life changing decisions.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,083 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O.
A Part of Life by Pardon the Insanity reviews
She blinked at him, and then laughed softly. "No, you're right." Her merriment subsided, but the touch of a smile still lingered upon her lips. "I guess what I meant is that I want to make a family. I want a baby."
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,036 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 38 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
A Little Too Late by Persephoneve reviews
Haruhi is emotionally an idiot. Mori doesn't know how to express how he feels. How does Tamaki accidentally bring them together? R&R please!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,765 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Haruhi F., Mori/Takashi M.
Watercolor World by AzarDarkstar reviews
One Shot. Her entire universe is a tapestry of colors. Blues and pinks and greens. Bright like giggles and little girl kisses. But sometimes, she opens her eyes. And there is no laughter.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Yachiru K., K. Zaraki - Complete
My Little Girl by TheDarkHyuuga reviews
[Song fic] Zaraki notices his little fukutaichou growing up and becoming a women. HitsuYachi
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,997 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Yachiru K., K. Zaraki - Complete
It’s a Wonderfully Splendid Magnificent Life by sciathan file reviews
[Oneshot, Gen, Full title inside] Events occur that cause Tamaki to reevaluate his decision to come to Japan...however, intervention becomes necessary to show him just how much his absence will effect everyone he knows.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,310 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Tamaki S. - Complete
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Ninja Gaiden
Have you ever wanted to change the world? What would you do to save the people you care the most about? Fight the devil or become one? SasukeXOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,626 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Sasuke U., Kakashi H.
Perfectly Flawed reviews
Tony is on a business trip and Steve was suddenly called away leaving Bruce and Clint to watch 3 year old Peter and 2 month old Jase. The doctor learns that Clint is a lot more self-conscious than he acts. Hulkeye if you squint. Stony reference.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 15 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Hulk/Bruce B., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Life After Ouran reviews
This is what happened to our beloved Ouran Took Over My School characters after Payback and their high school lives were over. Join Tailyr, Karsyn, and Marx as they travel the uncharted waters of adulthood and learn new lessons both easy and hard. Heart break, love, loss and new life, this is growing up. This, is Life After Ouran!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,846 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/5/2012 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Kyōya O., Mori/Takashi M.
Uncharted: Natalie's Adventure reviews
Natalie Drake is the daughter of Nathan and Elena Drake. Like her father, she is a treasure hunter. After spending her whole life treasure hunting her parents decide it time to settle. But, like her father, Natalie just can't stay out of trouble.
Uncharted series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,709 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Nathan D., Elena F.
OBTOMS: One Shots and Misadvents In America reviews
The title pretty much says it all. Tailyr, Karsyn, Marx, and the Club are back to share hilarious and heartbreaking stories. Some of these happened. Others did not. We'll tell you which is which
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,022 - Reviews: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Mori/Takashi M., Kyōya O.
Payback reviews
Sequel to The Ouran Boys Took Over My School! The group is back in Japan with Karsyn, Tailyr, and Marx in tow. New Country, New Rules, and New Drama. Hang on for the hilarity and hosting!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 51,095 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Kyōya O., Mori/Takashi M.
Pinky Promises reviews
REWRITE of Low Rise Jeans and Rock music! What if Haruhi hadn't stumbled into the Host club and Rikku Samato had! MorixOC Rated T for now but it may raise to M!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,345 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Mori/Takashi M., Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H.
The Ouran Boys Took Over My School! reviews
This is what would happen if the Ouran boys came to my school. Co Written by Karson27. PLEASE REVIEW! Its T right now but that may change soon. Had to change the rating to M for domestic violence, launguage & criminal activity.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,185 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Tamaki S., Kyōya O. - Complete
Low Rise Jeans And Rock Music reviews
So, what if our faithful little Haruhi hadn't been the one who stumbled into the Host Club that day? What if Rikku Samato did instead? Insanity! rated M just in case. Please Review so I know what you think!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,889 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Mori/Takashi M. - Complete