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Joined 11-17-10, id: 2619494, Profile Updated: 04-05-13
Author has written 26 stories for Death Note, Sonic the Hedgehog, Elemental Gelade, Call of Duty, Black Cat, Fullmetal Alchemist, Pokémon, Maid Sama!, Familiar of Zero, One Piece, Lucky Star, Ouran High School Host Club, Vocaloid, and Misc. Books.

For those of you who follow me, in case you haven't noticed, I don't really write fanfic anymore. I've graduated high school now and am very busy with what my brother refers to as "real people work." Something had to give, and I guess this part of my life has ended. However, you can read my other stories on wattpad.com under the same pen name.

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Jello by MoonStarDutchess reviews
Havoc is baffled by Mustang's recent taste for Jello. He always found it disgusting. The texture, the way it jiggled,then stilled, was creepier than when he saw Armstrong in a G-String. What is the reason for Mustang's strange change. Implied Royai.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 31 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Complete
Military Courtesy by Bookwrm389 reviews
"Hey, Colonel." It just wasn't right that such a peppy and normal salutation should make Roy's instincts surge into survival mode and his fingers itch with the need to reach for his gloves. "What are you up to, Fullmetal?"
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,845 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
I Write Sins Not Tragedies by TheCatchingLightAlchemist reviews
B chances upon a girl dying in an alley. T for gore.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Crime/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/24/2011 - BB - Complete
If You Give an L a Cookie by DarkYaoi reviews
What if L got a a cookie? Hinted yaoi... Don't like, don't read!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/2/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
What Makes L Laugh by Alex Prosper reviews
Light knew L did not laugh, so his humiliation grew hotter when he heard guffaws from behind.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Light Y., L - Complete
10 Things I Hate About You by Nightwing Gurl reviews
Light and L each write a list of ten things they hate about each other.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/22/2010 - L - Complete
Monopolizing Madness by littlemsbookworm reviews
The Kira task force is going to play a simple game of Monopoly,so of course, craziness will ensue. Oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,545 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Light Y., L - Complete
Eavesdropping Is A Dangerous Thing by HugsandBugsSmileyface reviews
"DUDE, THAT'S ENORMOUS!" "Now what do I do with it, Raito-kun?" One-shot. Rated T for sexual innuendo. L/Light.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/21/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
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Story of Evil reviews
My interpretation of the Story of Evil saga. I'll try to include as much as I can without contradicting anything. Rated T so I have more room to... swear and make blood, I guess.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,926 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Len K., Rin K. - Complete
If You Give James a Cookie reviews
It's... a little more messed up than the original. This is what happens when you give my brother a cookie.
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Complete
Otouto
Sachio Hanazono wants to join the Host Club. Heavens knows why...
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,630 - Published: 6/6/2012
Zoro and Sanji Go Drinking reviews
Just some drunken conversations about Sleeping Beauty and the Seven Dwarves and, of course, who was really behind Humpty Dumpty's death? Are were-wolves real? What's a bunyip?
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,373 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Zoro, Sanji
The Unsolvable Mystery reviews
At fifteen, he is already living the lonely life of L. However, it's made that much more homely when shared with a friend, no matter how annoying and nosy she is.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,155 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 4/4/2011 - L, Watari
Shoujo reviews
Eve is too sullen, so I stuck her in the most typical and predictable bishoujo ever! Highschool, magic/neko girl, the works! Sven doesn't deal well with all the boys suddenly giving his little Eve so much attention. EvexOC and EvexOtherOC. Sopl.
Black Cat - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,572 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Eve, Sven V. - Complete
Lucky Star Interview reviews
Everything's funnier when you're sleep deprived!
Lucky Star - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/27/2011
FMA TRIVIA! reviews
James my brother, Numb3r Se7en and Hiromu Arakawa are the hosts. Me, Ed, Al, and Izumi vs. Mustang, Hawkeye, Armstrong, and Havoc. Do the questions make sense? No! Are the punishments for incorrect answers fair? Of course not!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Complete
An Awkward Conversation reviews
"Please! No, not there!" Winry must be in trouble! Or maybe... Al opens the door and sees something no little brother should ever have to see.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
An Interview with Saito and Louise reviews
James just finished the first series, and he wanted to do this. Lotsa random funniness and maybe an explosion or two.
Familiar of Zero - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Saito, Louise
An Interview with Usui and Misaki reviews
Self-explanitory. Good fun. We're high on life and sugar at the moment.
Maid Sama! - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/2/2011 - T. Usui, Misaki A. - Complete
James wa Maid Sama! reviews
James and I have a little visit to Maid latte. My fangirlism and James sexual harrassment make for funniness. James: BOOBIES!
Maid Sama! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Complete
An Interview with Ed and Al reviews
Yet another interview with my lil' bro and some random anime characters. I enjoyed this one. I hope you can enjoy his rants about alchemy, too. James: IT'S NOT SCIENCE! IT'S MAGIC!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Pok'emon: James Edition reviews
I stuck my brother in the pok'emon world so that his naturally criticising way of doing everything will automatically make everything interesting.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/6/2011
A Riddle for Lightkun reviews
If you have it, you want to share it. If you share it, you haven't got it. What is it?
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/5/2011 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Closure reviews
AFTER Ed had that stupid thing with Winry at the end. He needs to confess to her properly! I guess that's what fanfic's for, huh?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,330 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
The New Adventures of Black Cat reviews
Now travelling alone, Train Heartnet finds himself teamed up with a timid girl who he thinks may be on the brink of insanity. On a simple job, he has a sudden encounter with a Taoist. The search begins for just who is using the ancient magic this time.
Black Cat - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,674 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/5/2011 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Train H. - Complete
We Need to Talk reviews
Just some random junk I came up with. I sit down and have frank discussion with Near about why this isn't working out, even if there is nothing to work out in the first place. James shoots things. References to many other manga and anime.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Near - Complete
The Portal of EPICOCITY!: Kurosan reviews
Self-explanitory if you've read previous stuff of EPICOCITY that I have written. Yes, I am incapable of writing EPICOCITY in lower case.
Black Cat - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Complete
ALICIA reviews
What happened when I talked to Alicia, my virtual therapist.
Call of Duty - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Complete
Third reviews
Hope even fell short of Mello, never being considered as L's successor. When Near takes L's place, a series of bizarre murders and disappearances seem to point to her. Is Hope really still the Near's childhood friend, or are his suspicions correct?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,934 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Near, Mello - Complete
An Interview with L and Light Yagami reviews
My brother told me to write it, then he got bored and didn't want to do it anymore. I had to force him to help me finish because there was no way I was going to let MY time go to waste for him! Fun fluff and spoilers. YAY!
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/5/2011 - L, Light Y. - Complete
An Interview with Cou reviews
I sooooooo bored! I don't know why I didn't do something productive like work on my novel. Eh, what are you gonna do? Enjoy my little chat with Cou. SECOND CHAPTER NOW ADDED WITH MY BROTHER! LOVE YA, JIMEH!
Elemental Gelade - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,935 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Complete
Ryuk Saves Christmas reviews
I love my brother's twisted mind, so I got him to help me write a little story for Christmas. Hope you enjoy it.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,515 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Ryuk - Complete
The Portal of EPICOCITY!: Pandasan reviews
The sequel to The Portal of EPICOCITY! - Sonikku. The adventures of me and my me-ness continue now with L, Light, and other people I chose to include because they are likable like that. :3
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,110 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Complete
The Portal of EPICOCITY!: Sonikku reviews
Inspired by a story by iggy4eva. Random violence. *shrug*
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Complete