Hoopla H. Schmuck
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Joined 11-17-10, id: 2620106, Profile Updated: 07-19-11
Author has written 2 stories for Glee.

Hi there! I consider myself as a fanfic novice. It's my first attempt to write fanfics and I am still unsure of my writing.

I am warning you though that I do take time before I update and I hate myself for that.

My fandoms are Harry Potter, Glee and Twilight.

Hope you enjoy my fics and a little feedback from you would be highly appreciated.

PEACE OUT! =)

my tumblr is: hooplahschmuck.tumblr.com

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Go Your Own Way by Zavocado reviews
Kurt Hummel just wants to get through his Junior Year at McKinley in one piece. But when the new guy from Dalton Academy Reform School for Boys takes an alarming interest in him, he's certain he's going to be in for a wild ride. Badboy!Blaine, Klaine, AU
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 201,863 - Reviews: 4077 - Favs: 5,623 - Follows: 3,828 - Updated: 4/24/2015 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Dalton by CP Coulter reviews
Post-Furt: Spinning off from Glee, Kurt begins an entirely new chapter in his life at Dalton Academy for Boys. Blaine, Wes, David and the boys of Windsor House make his life, for better or worse, far more eventful than he imagined.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 450,940 - Reviews: 7782 - Favs: 8,256 - Follows: 7,739 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Kurt H., Dalton Academy Warblers
A Series Of Unrelated OneShots by lordbaelish reviews
oneshot 12 - The moment Kurt realized Blaine wasn't a rock star. In fact, he's just as weird as his ex-glee club. Kurt POV of the Sue, Kurt, and Blaine scene in Sexy
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,155 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 11/15/2011 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Of Course by WhatIKnew reviews
Kurt's POV from "Too Soon." Of course Blaine notices. Blaine notices everything.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
With Bells On by WhatIKnew reviews
Established relationship, shortly after the events of Original Song. In which Kurt and Blaine make out, keep getting interrupted, and Blaine ends up on the floor. A lot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,147 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Too Soon by WhatIKnew reviews
Established Kurt/Blaine. Blaine's mind wanders while he tries to make Kurt relax. From the prompt "shoulders" on my tumblr.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Never by silverdragon77 reviews
All Blaine can think about is all the things he'll never do and how it should have been him. Warnings: Character death, Klaine at McKinley
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Anniversary Ride by L Crawford reviews
Glee Prompt fill. Kurt/Blaine Limo!sex.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,732 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
I Will Wait for You if You Do For Me by spookytus reviews
At first, he visits Blaine's grave every day. More often than not, he just sits there quietly, staring at the headstone, wondering how his life had been torn apart by a single roadside bomber. Klaine, AU, T for Character Death.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,625 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Simply Irresistible by Keitorin Asthore reviews
Kurt just wants to teach Blaine how to bake. Blaine just wants Kurt to stop licking the cake batter out of the bowl. The teasing is too much. Is this revenge for all of his eyesex? Klaine. Oneshot. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,960 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 920 - Follows: 76 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
10 things by SuperGleek reviews
Everybody has their secrets right? the gleeks are no exception. 10 things you didn't know about each glee club member. read & review please
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 7,867 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Tina C., Kurt H. - Complete
Kissing Book by Threepwillow reviews
Since the invention of the kiss, there have only been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind. :::Oneshot, Kurt/Blaine, Secret Santa gift-fic, total nerdiness:::
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,292 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
A Whole New World by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Dalton is putting on the musical of Aladdin. Of course, for an all boy school, the story is a little different...Princess Jasmine becomes Prince Jasper, for one. Klaine. Disney friendly ; And I think you know who is playing Aladdin and "Jasper".
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,285 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 834 - Follows: 67 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Untitled Hevens Smutfic by GeniaTheParadox reviews
One-shot. Kurt and Sam have some unexpected fun in the school shower room.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,304 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Kurt H., Sam E. - Complete
Pavarotti by Camunki reviews
So Blaine got Kurt a bird, Pavarotti. It won't stop interrupting while they're doing the dirty, so they carry on regardless. Then Pavarotti gets creative. Blaine/Kurt, Slash, Rated M, Slightly crackish.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,568 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Untitled Klaine Smutfic Part Two by GeniaTheParadox reviews
Sequel to my first Untitled Klaine Smutfic. Kurt repays Blaine, just like he promised.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Last to Know by razberrie21 reviews
Inspired by airagorncharda's pic on Deviantart. It is National Coming Out Day and Kurt still has to tell one more person...
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Kurt H.
The First Time it Ever Counted by shiphassailed reviews
Kurt can't figure out why Sam is so incredibly concerned with his safety. First kiss one-shot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Kurt H., Sam E. - Complete
Because Everyone Loves a Bit of Skirt by Camunki reviews
'Blaine and Kurt are home alone. Kurt is wearing his skirt. Blaine sees this as an opportunity. It's all going fabulously, that is, until the rest of the Hudmels arrive.' Klaine Blaine/Kurt S!kurt, Rated M, Semi-public smut, Oneshot.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,541 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 78 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Untitled Klaine Smutfic by GeniaTheParadox reviews
Just a little bit of Kurt and Blaine lovin', in an empty corridor at Dalton.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Hero or Heroin by amorae reviews
After years of hiding it, Dave began to crack. His feelings were beginning to get the best of him, and he could only hope that Kurt felt the same. Possibly AU, set after "Furt." Rated T for pg13 elements.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,281 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/22/2010 - Published: 11/20/2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H.
Hey by Udunie reviews
Karofsky is forced to write a letter to help him with his anger management problems. Contains spoilers/speculation for 2x08
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2010 - D. Karofsky - Complete
Never Have I Ever by lolitarun reviews
The Gleeks play a little drinking game at Sam's house and learn some... interesting things about one another.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/18/2010
Why Kurt Hummel Hates Facebook by helloclaude reviews
Kurt really, really should have just de-friended Jesse when he had the chance. His facebook wall and his relationship with Blaine would certainly have been a lot more... normal if he had.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,800 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 1,376 - Follows: 120 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
A Very Potter Reading by YaoiIsLove reviews
Glee cast reading wherein Darren and Chris can't stop quoting AVPM/AVPS and everyone is confused.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 60 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Good Things Come to Those Who Wait by Slow Walker reviews
Prompted from lj, so you know it's gonna be some delicious, nasty, kinky stuff. Not really spoilers, except for inserting new charries. It's kind of a PWP, but there's a tiny bit of plot OH MY!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,876 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
The Untitled Glee Orgy Slashfic by GeniaTheParadox reviews
Kurt/Finn/Puck/Sam/Jesse/Artie/Mike/Blaine. I don't think I need to say any more than that. Rated M for a VERY good reason.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Kurt H. - Complete
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Mother's Day reviews
It's almost Mother's Day and Will Schuester gave them one of the most hard weekly assignment to date, perform a song that expresses what you want to tell your mother.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,853 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 3/12/2011
Kurt's Turn reviews
MY FIRST FANFIC Kurt transfers to Dalton Academy, Mercedes is upset. Sam and Quinn just broke up and Quinn has no idea why he broke it off with her. Sam is thinking about Kurt so much more than he can handle, Kurt may be right about him after all.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,079 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Kurt H., Sam E.