Author has written 4 stories for Twilight.
The 10 Commandments of Twilight
1. I am the best book out there, you shall have no better ones than I.
2. You shall not take Edward Cullen's name in vain.
3. Remember to keep release dates calendared.
4. Honor the Cullen's for gracing you with their presence.
5. You shall not kill humans or shape-shifting wolves.
6. You shall not love both Edward and Jacob equally.
7. You shall not steal Twilight books from your friends to see how they will react when they can't read them anymore.
8. You shall not lie, for Edward will know that you did anyways.(Unless he can't hear you...)
9. You shall not covet Edward or Jacob! Edward is married and Jacob is MINE!
10. You shall not covet Edward's Volvo, or various Cullen cars.
I am NOT trying to use God's name in vain or making fun of the Ten Commandments when I copied and pasted this.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong...help do your part to end it!!
PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU'RE AGAINST JUDGMENT AND STEREOTYPES
Bold the ones that fit you
I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I LIKE SCHOOL so I MUST be a loser. (Gandhi said 'Live like you'll die tomorrow. Learn like you'll live forever.')
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WRITE SAD POETRY so I MUST be emo. (I write sad poetry to release emotions.)
I LIKE TO READ so I MUST have no life. (I have a life and use it, but reading is a part of my life.)
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (The pen is mightier than the sword.)
I like BLOOD, so I MUST be a VAMPIRE.
AU = Alternate Universe. Story does not follow the plot of the Twilight saga.
AH = All Human. There will be no vampires in the story.
AN = Author's Note. A notice, question, or other comment that the author of the story needs their readers to see.
POV = Point Of View. The eyes that we read through as we follow a fic. (EX: The Twilight saga is Bella's POV.) If written in the third person, no specific POV must be declared.
Ship = It means that you support a specific pairing.
OOC = Out Of Character. The actions or personality of a specific character will be different from what we deem normal for that specific character. (IE: Rosalie might be super nice to Bella right away in an AU fic, which would mean Rosalie was written OOC.)
OC = Original Character. A person not from the books will be featured in the story.
HEA = Happily Ever After. Rather self-explanatory.
Non-canon = This is used mainly for pairings. If, for example, you read a Jasper/Bella story you are reading a non-canon story; because it does not feature in the books.
Canon = It DOES feature in the books. This is often used both for pairings, and for plot. (Ex. for plot: Stories that take place pre-Twilight or post-Breaking Dawn are nearly always acclaimed canon stories.)
Lemon/Smut = Any non-kid-friendly material, always in a sexual reference. A lemon is most always R rated, while smut can be hidden in between the lines in something K rated.
Slash = Male and Male smut.
Femmeslash = Female and Female smut.
PWP = Porn Without Plot. Graphic lemons written for the sake of being a lemon.
Outtake = It's technical definition is a chapter which has been taken out. However, it's universally used as a term for a chapter written in another character's POV. Usually posted at the end of the fic.
WIP = Work In Progress. The fic is not yet finished.
Darkfic = This is a fic where dark themes and events are strongly present. It deals with situations like slavery and misuse of sex. Very often includes some sort of physical abuse towards another person. Drug use or graphic death can also constitute a darkfic. (IE: The majority that I have seen are in the HP fandom. In particular, Draco Malfoy buying Hermoine Granger to be used as a pleasure tool.)
RR / R&R = Read and Review. It means, basically, that if you read you should be nice enough to review. Us authors love feedback, it is half the reason we write. We like to try and grow as writers.
OTP = One True Pairing. This is the ship that an author has declared their favorite. It can be crack or canon. An OTP is usually very natural-feeling and easy for an author to write. Though unusual, an author can have two OTP's per fandom. (EX: I, myself, cannot decide between Jasper/Bella and Alec/Alice for the Twilight fandom.)
Fluff = A type of fic which has a generally happy atmosphere, rather than loads of smut or angst. Of course, one could always write a specific type of fluff and change that. (IE: Tragic Fluff will be all angst and someone dies.)
WAFF = Warm and Fluffy Feeling. It's super fluff! lol. Usually-K-Rated things that just make you gush with happiness induce WAFF.
Songfic = A fan fiction based around or inspired by a song. The contents should have something to do with the lyrics. Usually a one-shot.
"Scars remind us where we've been; they don't have to dictate where we're going." ~David Rossi, Criminal Minds
"You should see what pops up when you type 'death' into a search engine." ~Spencer Reid, Criminal Minds
"I don't know everything. I mean, despite the fact that you think I do." ~Spencer Reid, Criminal Minds
What if I'm not the hero? What if I'm the bad guy?" ~Edward Cullen, Twilight
"I will fight for you until your heart stops beating." ~Jacob Black, Eclipse
"Go home, and don't come back. Or you're gonna get hurt." ~Jacob Black, New Moon (Jacob grew a backbone!)
"Look at me! Without a gun I look like a teacher's assistant!" ~Spencer Reid, Criminal Minds
"Are you hacking into the government's HMO database? Is that legal?"
"Hotch, repetitive thinking is a death knell for the brain. For complete brain usage, diverse stimulation is the key." ~Spencer Reid, Criminal Minds
“Life isn't fair. It's just fairer than death, that's all. “ ~William Goldman, "The Princess Bride"
"Stand up to be seen, speak up to be heard" ~Unknown
Hey, people. Here are the characters in Eternal Night:
~Edward Cullen and his Family (If you don't have a clue what they look like, please watch Twilight)~ http:///img/movie_cullens4.jpg
~Jade Whitelock, Ebony's and Onyx's Mother~ http:///tumblr_llaw0xOWp91qihvyro1_500.jpg
~Robert Whitelock~ http:///wp-content/uploads/2011/02/idris_elba2010-headshot-med-wide.jpg
~Wolf Pack~ http:///wp-content/uploads/2009/11/taylor-new-moon-16-11-09-kc.jpg
~The Volturi~ http:///twilightsaga/images/6/6b/The-Volturi-the-volturi-7940833-1024-768.jpg
An Imprint with a Tail (in the order of appearance):
Ivory McKenzie~ http:///display_pic_with_logo/78251/78251,1266178509,11/stock-photo-beautiful-green-eyed-redhead-girl-in-stylish-sexy-silk-corset-46671121.jpg
Adam Sinclaire~ http:///resimler/paul-walker-hair-styles-0.jpg
Nina Angelica Uley~ http:///images/tv-EP01107208/tyler-perrys-meet-the-browns-denise-boutte-1.jpg
Luna, the goddess~ http:///polls/000549421/polls_greeneyes004PHlg_1310_111054_answer_6_xlarge.jpeg
Paul in wolf form~ http:///twilightsaga/images/4/43/Paul_Wolf.jpg
Sam Uley~ http:///twilightsaga/images/f/f6/Normal_013.jpg
Sam in wolf form~ http:///images/Darkwolfv.jpg
The Pack~ http:///wp-content/uploads/2009/11/taylor-new-moon-16-11-09-kc.jpg
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