Author has written 24 stories for Danny Phantom, Life and Times of Juniper Lee, Johnny Test, Teen Titans, Phineas and Ferb, and Atomic Betty.
Just a fan of good stuff.
I'll admit it, I'm actually very picky when it comes to my choice in fanfictions. I'm often over critical and have a hard time just letting go and enjoying the ride. I'm doing my best to avoid this, but every once and a while there comes a stupid trend that I just can't get over. So, I'm going to dedicate this little section of my profile to all those trends that annoy the shit out of me.
I've read AU or high school stories for Phineas and Ferb and there is one trend that I absolutely despise. People love to make Phineas a weakling. WHY?! Yes, I know he's short and scrawny in the cartoon, but with the type of animation that Phineas and Ferb uses, you have two choices between body sizes; scrawny or stocky. So using that excuse doesn't really work. Plus, there's this miraculous thing called puberty, and when boys go through it they generally become bigger and stronger! Another thing is that Phineas just often acts like a coward when confronted with violence. NO! Even if you wanted to ignore my whole: people change as they grow older argument, in ATSD, Phineas didn't even flinch as Alt Doof was trying to murder him! Phineas has no reason to fear anyone. This is the biggest flaw when it comes down to making Phineas weak. Phineas is beyond genius, he builds physics defying inventions over the course of an after noon, he's improvised on the spot and found solutions to problems other people could never have conceived, he's repaired a time machine without its blueprints and travelled though time, twice! His intelligence, save for his brother Ferb, dwarfs every other human being's on the planet. Phineas could easily destroy anyone he comes up against, he could hack their bank account and drain them of all their money, he could learn martial arts in an afternoon and become a fighting machine, he could create a deadly toxin and poison someone, and no one would ever be the wiser because he's too smart! Phineas could convince thousands of ways to destroy someone and not be caught, because there is no one, except Ferb, who could possibly be able to keep up with his intelligence.
I've read a lot of stories where Danny gets defeated by his parents or Valerie. I'm sorry, but you think that after a year or two of fighting deadly creatures that can fly, shoot deadly energy blasts from their hands, lift cars with raw strength, shoot fire and lightning, yet he can still be defeated by a fat idiot that can't hit the broad side of a barn, a women who isn't smart enough to see that her own son is the very ghost she's been threatening to re-kill, or a over weight girl with anger issues and a super advanced suit that no one taught her how to use, then you seriously need rethink how well you know Danny phantom. Also, I'm ignoring some of the situations that happened in season three, because let's face it butch Hartman royal fucked that season up by bringing Danny down to the same power level he was at the end of season 1.
Oh and one more thing, Danny's fought Pariah Dark, A monstrous ghost that's the size of Fenton works without even flinching, but he's terrified of getting punched by a 6'2 blond jock with purple eyes... Go fuck yourself.
Why is it that I can never find a My Little Pony fanfiction about ponies? It always has to involve some bullshit human coming to equestria or a generic OC being inserted into the story. All I want is a simple My Little Pony fanfiction about either the main six or one of the other side characters, that's all I ask, is it so hard for someone out there to write a fanfiction with no OC's, especially human ones?
A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a "slut", no one knows she was raped at age 14. People call another guy "fat", no one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight. People call an old man "ugly", no one knows he experienced a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war.
Judging people at first glance is just one of the many things that is holding down society.
I've said before that I love Phineas and Ferb and that I think it's one of the best shows of all time for its moral, but one of the things I also love about this show is Phineas and Isabella. Yes, yes, I'm a Phinabella shipper. Not only that, I love Ferbella fanfiction, not because I ship it, but because every Ferbella fic I've seen only cements that Phinabella is OTP and here's why. In every Ferbella fic I've ever read, the only reason Isabella can get over Phineas and move on to Ferb is because the writer has to either write Phineas as an out of character jackass, or they write Phineas as a ten year old trapped in an adult's body. In the most popular Ferbella fic, String Theory, Phineas's character is a joke. Forget a ten year old, the writer portrays Phineas as the biggest man child I have ever seen. To prove my point; Phineas gets seriously upset when he finds out that Ferb has been sleeping with someone and didn't tell Phineas about it. Take a minute to comprehend the stupidity of what I just told you.
Sorry Ferbella shippers, your ship will never be cannon and you'll never get it to work without making Phineas laughably out of character.